I'm Not in a Great Headspace Lately. I Want to Read Unhinged Stories, No CP! 最近精神状态不好,想看发疯文,无cp!
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You're a Prodigy, I'm a Goofball: The Nitpicking Host Loves Making Trouble 你天骄,我沙雕,杠精宿主爱作妖
[Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do
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I Have to Be Wooed Every Day, and Honestly, I'm So Done 每天都要被攻略我是真的佛了
[Open-ended happy ending in the main story + no couples + immersive + faux everyone’s favorite + heroine-focused + love at first sight + quick transmigration travelers face a brutal reckoning after their identities are exposed] Also known as: I’m so over being targeted for conquest every single day Blurb: He Yue has always been able to hear things other people can’t. According to their conversations, she is merely a paper character spawned by a fictional world. They critique the heroine of the s
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I’ve Already Got No Manners, So Why Should I Let You Have Your Way? 我都没素质了,你让让我怎么了?
[Showbiz + Reverse Transmigration into a Book + Absurd Comedy + Unhinged + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Wish-Fulfillment + No Romance, Just Messing with People] Warning: The female lead hits people. Don't read if that's not for you. The author's not in the best state of mind and is making things up as she goes. Readers who demand historical accuracy, beware. While other people transmigrate into books, Yun Luo transmigrated out of one. Yun Luo discovered that time had stopped in her world. S
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The Protagonist Reaches for a Dish, I Spin the Table: There Are Still More Bad People Than Good 主角夹菜我转桌,世上还是坏人多
[Entertainment industry + no romance + patriotism + metaphysics + an entire cast of goofballs + unhinged antics] Chu Sui, eldest daughter of the Chu family in the capital and future successor of Huaguo, was at the peak of her glory when a woman claiming to be a quick transmigration task-taker took over her body for two years. During those two years, the woman entered the entertainment industry and, in order to serve as a foil for the original heroine, Cheng Jin, covered herself in scandals. Rest
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Infinite: Don't Mess with the Vicious Female Lead, She'll Go Crazy! 无限:别惹恶毒女配,她会发疯!
"Choose the dungeon you're interested in by volume" ★★★ The heroine shines on her own, infinite-flow + no romance ★★★ If you want a purely evil heroine, please skip this one, thanks ★★★ I ate the logic ★★★ You can't please everyone, so if you don't like it, please skip it, thanks She transmigrates into a campus novel as its villainous female lead, only to discover that the world has gone off the rails. From the start, she's dragged into an infinite game where she can only survive by clearing dun
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After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后,直播算命客户抑郁了
[No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste
28.6kReads9.4Score4.2kShelves
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Rule Horror: All of You, Turn into Birds 规则怪谈:你们都给我变鸟
[No heroine + mystery-solving + brains over brawn + interstellar + livestreaming + national destiny + power fantasy] Rules-based horror descends upon Earth. Those selected are sent into a bizarre world to face challenges on behalf of their respective countries. While every other contestant fights for their country, one gentle young man says his wish is for everyone to get along peacefully. Everyone: "Peaceful my ass! Do you think this is kindergarten?" Then they watch as this mild-mannered young
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Transmigrated as a Senior Sister, I Go Full Crazy; My Junior Sister Plays the Victim, and I Put on an Act 穿成师姐当疯批,师妹卖惨我装哔
I’m the most high-risk senior sister in a cultivation clan. I spent seventy years working hard at sword practice, only for a junior sister with a beloved-by-everyone System to appear and skewer me in one blow. Her System needed to steal my good fortune, so all she had to do was crook a finger and my fellow disciples became her devoted lackeys, isolating me. I discovered she was in contact with the Demon King. My master and the Demon Venerable thought I talked too much, so they had her strangle m
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They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴,躺下讹他三万八
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
44.5kReads9.5Score5.3kShelves
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I Fight Crime in a Dating Sim 我在恋爱游戏里打击犯罪
What’s it like to get sucked into a romance game you made yourself? And all seven romanceable characters are well-dressed perverts. To stay alive, she has no choice but to send all seven of her unruly boys into the game. So the seven once-glorious prodigies end up huddled together in their miserable state, talking about their girlfriends. Then they’re shocked to discover that all their girlfriends look exactly alike. Different personas, but the same style of pinky ring. The only difference is th
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Quick Transmigration: A Max-Level Expert Stumbles Into a Palace Intrigue Set 快穿,满级大佬误入宫斗片场
Synopsis: Ever since 18888 was bound to its Host, it had felt that something wasn't quite right. But when it saw its Host looking like a delicate, weak beauty, it relaxed. Until... For its first mission, it had to win the emperor's favor. 18888 was very pleased with itself for snagging a palace-intrigue template. This would be a piece of cake. Who could have guessed that, in the great hall, a sinister wind would blow as the emperor and his ministers trembled in fear? Enter Ling Xiao, the emperor
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I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕,我们生来是天骄
This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times
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I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖,养亿点崽子怎么了
The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover
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I Made a Comeback on a Horror Variety Show 我在恐怖综艺里完成了逆袭
[Funny Supernatural + Sharp-Tongued Heroine + Showbiz + No Romance] She was a bottom-rung actress, blacklisted across the internet after being framed. Just when she was at the end of her rope, a System appeared inside her. The System told her that if she kept acting arrogant and maintained her haughty persona, she could reach the pinnacle of success. But the day after it finished speaking, it disappeared. She believed what it had told her. After signing up for a horror livestream variety show, h
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Shh, Whatever You Do, Don't Play a Murder Game on a Dating Show 嘘,千万别在恋综里玩杀人游戏
Cen Yueyue is a D-list actress who gets incredibly lucky when her agent shoves her onto a dating reality show starring famous actors, where she’s cast as a disposable extra. The director’s script calls for her to make a scene and squeeze every last drop of usefulness out of her supporting role. So on the very first night, the man Cen Yueyue is supposed to fall for gets a short arrow through the head. Night has fallen. Close your eyes. Killer, open your eyes and choose your prey... A mountain vil
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Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Back to Slaying with a Blade on Her Shoulder 快穿:宿主她又肩抗大刀杀来了
[No Romance + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Absurd Comedy] Jin Lian has always lived by one motto: I'm a blockhead, so what have I got to fear? 1. A Joyful Life in the Kidnapper's Village: When I run into human traffickers, I try to escape. Since you had to drag me back when I was minding my own business, don't blame me for being ruthless. 2. The Princess Who's Hopelessly in Love: A beautiful, noble princess arrives to marry me, but her ungrateful consort wants another concubine? I'll have you cryin
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Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Sponsored Grandpa's Underworld Startup 直播算命:开局赞助爷爷地府创业
[No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On
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I’m an Agent 我是经纪人
[Not a wish-fulfillment story] [The System is not a golden finger, not a golden finger!] [No romance + entertainment industry + talent manager] [Plot-focused + no formulas] [A strong female lead who grows over time] The summer she was fourteen, that man hacked that woman to death and was sent to prison. Ye Chang Qing thought she had finally gained her freedom, but she never expected predatory lenders to come after her from every direction, right alongside it. She worked odd jobs, sold her blood,
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The Metaphysics Master Who Took the Internet by Storm with Her Mukbang Persona 玄学大佬靠吃播人设火遍全网
With no money to her name, Feng Xiaoxiao was kicked down the mountain by her seven deadbeat masters and sent to find her father. Life is hard. Xiaoxiao sighed! She set up a stall on an overpass and started selling The Global Directory of Rich Women. Going cheap, going cheap! Ten yuan a copy. You can't lose, and you won't get cheated. You pay ten, he pays ten, and Xiaoxiao can finally afford a meal! Who could have guessed she'd be talked into joining the reality show Thirty-Day Challenge? While e
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Gu Master Quick Transmigration: Scumbags, Be Sacrificed to Heaven! 蛊师快穿,渣男祭天!
[Quick transmigration + no CP + Gu master + an absolutely powerful female lead!] A domineering CEO? He's a scumbag who belongs behind bars. Use Gu to kill him! A master? He's a dirty old man preying on an innocent young woman and playing out a substitute romance. Use Gu to kill him! A crown prince? He's a heartless ingrate reincarnated. Use Gu to kill him! A war god? He's a poor-born man who marries for money, takes everything from his wife's family, then repays kindness with treachery. Use
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A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红
[Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.”
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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Apocalypse Rebirth: The Big Shot Starts by Stockpiling a Million Supplies 末世重生:大佬从百万囤货开始
[Apocalypse + ruthless heroine + System storage space + stockpiling supplies + infrastructure building + strong female lead + an outrageously powerful golden finger!] Han Qingxia, a hardened survivor who struggled through ten years of the apocalypse, is betrayed by her base while it’s under siege by zombies. She opens her eyes and finds herself back half a month before the apocalypse! Her deadbeat father, awful grandmother, and stepmother are still trying to force her out of her home so her brot
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Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens 权倾天下,剑挽天华
Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest
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Quick Transmigration: After the Tragic-Novel Heroine Gets a Unhinged Script 快穿:当虐文女主拿了疯批剧本后
In every tragic romance, the heroine is tormented by the hero until her heart is torn apart, and her heart, kidneys, and brain are cut out. Yet the heroine loves the hero without fail, devoting herself wholeheartedly to her career as his doormat. Now Jingsha has become the heroine of a tragic romance. She's obsessive, unstable, scummy, and downright crazy. She torments the male lead, then the male supporting character, then the female supporting character. In the end, they all love her but can n
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The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批,唯有师妹逗比
After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th
304.1kReads9.6Score32.8kShelves
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The Illness Called Love 病名为爱
Lin Chi has cancer, and the doctor says she has only six months to live. As she grieves, Lu Shenyuan tells her he’ll give her a grand funeral. Sick with love for him, Lin Chi is willing to give him everything, even though her life is about to end. But all he gives her in return is, “Do you think you deserve me?” Whether or not they are a good match, she chooses to love him with all her heart. So when her time finally runs out, she can only forgive him for not loving her.
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I Love You, and I’m Guilty 我爱你,我有罪
Tang Xiaoran says: “My feelings run too deep. If I’m alive but can’t hold you, I’ll go mad.” Everyone has something they can’t let go of. For Tang Xiaoran, it’s Shen Muyan. Tang Xiaoran is too single-minded. Her devotion turns into an obsession, and obsession hurts both the person who holds it and the person it’s directed at. … Shen Muyan says: “Good riddance to that woman. Let’s go have a drink to celebrate.” But when he’s drunk, he asks his friend, “Did I miss something really important?” “Yes
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Strike Against Mary Sue 创击玛丽苏
[Mary Sue + secret identity + melodrama] Liu Li, the world’s number-one princess, whose full name is Liu Li. Bingjing. Dieying. Feiwu. Ruoli’er. Xue. Luoying. Qiangwei Meigui Lei. Zidian. Shangxue, falls in love with Lei Ting, the world’s number-one prince, whose full name is Lei Ting. Gaba. Ye Ao Nai Wo He. Wudi. Kuang Zhua Ku Xuan. Baolong Zhanshi. Pili. She is obsessed with his breakdancing, bewitched by his arrogant, wicked charm, and even jumps off a building, donates her brain, and has hem
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The Legend of the Son-in-Law: Peppa Pig Battles Nezha, the Third Prince 赘婿传说小猪佩奇大战哪吒三太子
The Legend of the Live-In Son-in-Law: Peppa Pig Battles Nezha, the Third Prince! After reading this novel, the Milky Way's famous five-star reviewer, MacArthur, praised it as “the first philosophy lesson every adult should read!” Warning: This is a serious work of social satire, not a children's story. Please read with caution and a critical eye. This work is not for young readers! Younger readers must be supervised by someone with at least an undergraduate degree in philosophy!!! For a mysterio
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Two and a Half Years of Training, but I’m Done Being an Idol and Embracing the Absurd 练习时长两年半,不当偶像搞抽象
“Zhang Chen! Get out here and give us some content! The meme section is running out of material!” Other stars had fans urging them to show up, but Zhang Chen was urged to show up by his haters. As Zhang Chen went further and further down the road of absurdity, his haters gradually realized something was wrong. “You're so absurd now, how are we supposed to hate on you?” Little by little, his haters realized they could no longer do without Zhang Chen.
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At Last, I Admit Defeat 终于愿赌服输
“Why couldn't you be the one who got sick?” “Why couldn't you be the one who died?” With drunken eyes, the man bends down and whispers the most heartless words in the gentlest voice. But he doesn't know that she really is going to die.
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I Transmigrated into a Book as a Cannon-Fodder Heroine, but Pretended to Be Blind and Became a Big Shot 穿书成炮灰女配,我装瞎子成大佬
Transmigrate into a book + no romance + beloved by everyone + ship whoever you want + goofy cultivation + junior sister + cannon-fodder female supporting character + evil cult + endless twists and emotional roller coaster + hopeless at naming things + slightly ensemble-focused + questionable values from the start, but satisfying + no standard tropes + mining story: keep digging and you might find top-grade ore Xiao Shier, six plus six, pretends to be blind but isn't truly sightless. She's good a
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After the Mad Emperor Redeemed Himself, All Under Heaven Became His Devoted Subjects 疯批帝尊洗白后,天下皆为裙下臣
Original title: After Constantly Trying to Get Myself Killed, I Became the Emperor Venerated by All Di Yange transmigrates into a wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers, where she can only return home by getting herself killed. To make it back as soon as possible, she disguises herself as a man and does everything she can to oppose the protagonist and befriend the villains. In the end, through one careless mistake, she not only saves all the villains but also follows their path, rising ste
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I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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After the Gloomy Outcast’s Thoughts Were Read 阴沉万人嫌被读心后
Cultivation, no CP, no male lead, no romance, possibly multiple love interests, a gloomy and deranged female lead, crazy but not completely crazy, the inner monologue of a darkened INFP The female lead is truly despised by everyone: a gloomy cynic through and through, with a deeply concerning mental state. Prepare for a little taste of darkness that’ll shake any well-adjusted person to their core. After narrowly escaping death in a secret realm, Pei Wang has no idea that her fellow disciples c
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The First Book by Pan Zhongjing 盘中鲸的第一本书
[Unhinged antics and explosive gossip, no romance] Gu Zhen's mental state is perfectly stable. Really. So what if she fought tooth and nail to clear a horror game, was promised an early retirement, and then ended up transmigrating into the body of an internet punching bag along with a useless System that knows everything except what it needs to know? No big deal. What's the worst that could happen? She doesn't want to go crazy, kill anyone, or take over the world. She just wants to share more ju
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