Comedy! The Kind That’ll Make You Laugh Until You Cramp 搞笑文!笑到抽搐的那种
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I Fatting Up My Childhood Friend and Bestie, Then Sent Them to Prison 喂肥竹马和闺蜜,送他们进监狱
I fattened up my childhood sweetheart and best friend, then sent them to prison
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Beating Up a Fox Spirit Who Wants a Title: What Do I Do When She Won't Leave Me Alone? 暴揍讨封狐狸精:被她赖上怎么办
I Beat Up the Fox Spirit Who Wanted Me to Name Her: What Do I Do When She Won't Leave Me Alone?
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I Won the Year-End Grand Prize, but My Boss Turned Into a Chameleon 我抽中了年终大奖,老板却成了变色龙
I Won the Year-End Grand Prize, but My Boss Turned into a Chameleon
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Doing Business in the Heavens, I Fleeced Every Immortal in Sight 我在天上做生意,薅秃了各路神仙
I Do Business in Heaven, Shearing All the Gods Bald
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The Sweet Romance of a Peach Thief 偷桃贼的甜蜜恋情
The Sweet Romance of a Peach Thief
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Don't Laugh, This Assassin's Having a Rough Time! 别笑,这个杀手有点惨!
Don't Laugh, This Assassin's Having a Rough Time!
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She Drew a King on My Face! 她,在我脸上画了一个王!
She Drew a King on My Face!
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The Little Monk's Adventures Down the Mountain: Women Below Are Tigers?! 小和尚下山奇遇记:山下的女人是老虎?!
The Little Monk's Adventures Down the Mountain: Are the Women Down There Tigers?!
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I Proposed to a Spider Girl from the Start, and I’m Even More Powerful Than the Hero 开局求婚蜘蛛娘,我比勇者更无敌
This book was originally titled From the Start, I Proposed to a Spider Girl (Western fantasy + Another world + Yandere wife + Funny everyday life) Luo En transmigrates to another world where everyone can level up by fighting monsters. But there's something wrong with his status screen: he can't gain experience by killing monsters. The only way to earn experience is to raise his affection with beautiful girls. Things like holding hands and kissing. One day, a giant spider known as the Calamity ar
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Reborn in 2005: Rising from a Shady Brokerage 重生2005,从黑中介开始崛起
Also known as Reborn in 2005: Rising from a Shady Agency, My Secretary and I Were Reborn Together, and My Golden Finger Is My Girlfriend [Two people reborn] [50% urban slice of life + 30% entrepreneurship + 20% romance] [No System] [No tired tropes] Ning Yu, a mob boss, is reborn in 2005. He knows nothing about the stock market, can't remember lottery numbers, and has neither resources nor connections. How can he earn his first pot of gold? He doesn't want to repeat his old mistakes this time ar
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My Phone Mutated, Giving Me One Supernatural App Every Week 手机变异,每周一个超凡应用
[Lighthearted Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Everyday Life + Absurd Humor + Overpowered Supernatural Abilities + Not Your Typical Power Fantasy + Supporting Characters Matter; if that's not your thing, don't read it, and if you stumble in by mistake, don't complain] Lin Tian's phone has mutated. Every week, he gets to try out a mutated version of a phone app. Here are the effects of the mutated apps: Navigation app Baide Maps: Search for ownerless treasures and track down rare hidden caches.
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Xuanhuan: I'm Winning Big, and All My Disciples Have a System 玄幻:赢麻了,我的弟子都有系统
[Taking disciples + lighthearted daily life + everyone is a sly schemer + nothing goes by the book] Lu Changzhi transmigrates and finds he can choose a new identity. As a compulsive gambler, he decisively chooses random. The result? He wins so big it’s like Qin Shi Huang touching a live wire: an absolute jackpot. His only limitation is a god-tier disciple-taking System. He never expected its first mission to be… [Detected other Hosts with Systems… Infiltrating… Modifying… Modification complete…
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The Author Has Gone Mad 作者已疯魔
[20,000 words, complete, absolutely unhinged] [Chapter One: Pure Goofiness; Chapter Two: Utopia; Chapter Three: Quiet Night Thoughts] Written in the second person. You are the great Creator God! (And also, the great Air.) tips: The author doesn’t spare even themself when the mood strikes. Apologies in advance if anything in the book offends you.
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People Rise, Rain Clears, Yet I'm a Turtle Spirit 人会发达雨会晴,奈何我是王八精
[Hilariously absurd turtle spirit × unlucky, sharp-tongued young master] · Signed · Happy ending After cultivating for three thousand years, the turtle spirit survived the tribulation but couldn't escape the fate of being crushed to death by a boulder. Crushed to death by a rock, the turtle spirit opened her eyes again and found herself in the body of Shi Tou, a washed-up actress in the entertainment industry. Turtle: …I hate rocks. They stopped me from becoming immortal. This means war! Maybe i
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Slacking Off in Senior Year, I Cultivate Immortality by Following the Internet's Gossip 高三摆烂,我靠全网吃瓜修成仙
New book · Lighthearted comedy · Urban cultivation · Transmigration · Not mindless · Youth and school life · Mysterious places · Rules-based horror Good-for-nothing Lin Nian'an was killed as cannon fodder in a forbidden zone in the cultivation world. When he opened his eyes again, he was a high school senior. The homeroom teacher clutched a disciplinary notice. The whole class waited for him to flip a desk, while the school forum waited for him to be exposed. He looked down at the school rules a
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Three Arrows to Power 权生三箭
Quan Sheng's Three Arrows
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Great Ming: I Transmigrate as the Chongzhen Emperor, Starting with a Rope 大明:穿越崇祯帝,开局一根绳
[No System + Political Intrigue + Ensemble Cast + Ruthless Combat + War] Good news: Zhu Lian transmigrated and became Zhu Youjian, the Chongzhen Emperor of the Ming dynasty. Bad news: It was the tenth day of the third month of Chongzhen’s seventeenth year, just seven days before Li Zicheng’s rebels stormed the outer city. The Ming dynasty was already on the brink of collapse, in grave danger. The Jurchens threatened from the north, rebels from the west, with one natural disaster after another an
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Starting with Ying Zheng: Emperors of Every Dynasty Arrive One After Another 从嬴政开始:历代君王陆续降临
[Lighthearted + humorous + adventure] History buffs, enter at your own risk After Qin Shi Huang died, he was transported to a walled city. One day inside equaled one year in the outside world. Each time the city gates opened, the setting was different, bringing all kinds of fantastical adventures. On the third day, Hu Hai arrived. “Father, you have to get justice for me!” Twelve days later, Liu Bang arrived. “Brother Zheng, don't tell me you still don't know your Qin has fallen!” Wang Mang arriv
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Reborn: Back to 1983 to Become a Tycoon 重生:回到1983当富翁
(The print edition is now available on JD.com! The text has been carefully revised and is even more exciting. There are plenty of discounts right now, so if you're interested, go grab a copy!) Zhou Yufeng, a corporate CEO, unexpectedly returns to 1983, an era of planned economies and feeling one's way across the river by touching the stones. With his lovely wife wanting a divorce and his younger brother and sister struggling to get by, watch as he turns the business world upside down and changes
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Half a Life on the Battlefield, Yet I Return as the Same Old War God 战死沙场戎半生,归来仍是旧武神
Wang Xian, a half-step Martial God at the eighth realm of Old Martial Arts, died on an alien battlefield protecting ordinary people, only to return in a dream to his youth in his senior year of high school. In my previous life, I achieved greatness late, reaching the peak of the half-step Martial God realm, only to stop at the eighth realm and die with regrets. In this life, I will use my self-created Starry Sky Body-Tempering Art to forge a starry sky martial body capable of devouring stars and
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Don't Mess with Me, My Wife Is Princess Gaoyang of the Great Tang 别惹我,我老婆大唐高阳公主
New novel: "A Longevity Seeker in the Tang Dynasty, But from the Start, I’m at Xuanwu Gate?" Chen Yan, a medical genius, unexpectedly transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty and becomes the son of a founding hero. His new family has an illustrious history: Two of his uncles died in battle for Li Shimin, and his father gave his life protecting Empress Zhangsun during the Xuanwu Gate Incident. In recognition of the family’s generations of loyalty, Li Shimin grants Chen Yan the title
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From the Start, I Have a Hundred Tons of Strength, and Everyone Here Is Trash 开局百吨力量,在座各位都是乐色
Urban high-martial arts + spiritual qi revival + lighthearted comedy Li Kuang transmigrates to a world undergoing spiritual qi revival. From the start, the System grants him not magic, but the “Rule of Absolute Physical Force.” In the eyes of ghosts and monsters, he's a terrifying “human nuclear bomb”! Li Kuang: What ghosts? What monsters? In front of me, you're all food and stepping stones!
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Me, a Useless Sect Master, Relying on the System to Show Off and Slap Faces 我,废物宗主,全靠系统装逼打脸
Lin Ping'an transmigrates into the body of a cultivation failure, only to awaken an invincible System! Mocked? Rack up mockery points and trade them for rewards! Want to get even? The System can teach his enemies a lesson with one tap! Build a sect, take on disciples, woo beauties: this useless sect leader will show off all the way to the top with the System! "So what if I'm useless? Even the useless can defy the heavens!"
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Transmigrating to Honghuang with Doraemon's Fourth-Dimensional Pocket 带着小哆啦的四次元口袋穿越洪荒
[Primordial World and Journey to the West] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Cross-Dimensional] [Doraemon] [Wild Imagination] [Buddhist Conspiracy] The protagonist transmigrates into Journey to the West and uses Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket To send over a thousand monks in Chang'an to prison, give Sun Wukong Memory Bread so he learns the truth behind the Journey to the West calamity, and use 404 Anywhere Doors to humiliate Guanyin on the spot and ruin her reputation. He nearly erases the Queen Moth
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After the College Entrance Exams, the Myriad Worlds Exam System Strikes 高考后,诸天高考系统来袭
[System + Transmigration + Myriad Worlds + Martial Arts + Fanfiction + Cultivation + Magic + Apocalypse] After transmigrating for eighteen years, I was certain there was nothing supernatural in this world. I just wanted to finish the college entrance exam, lie flat, and slack off! But the moment the exam ended, the Myriad Worlds College Entrance Exam System forcibly bound itself to me! It turned out the supernatural had been lurking right beside us all along, beyond the sight of ordinary people
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Jiahao Gets Stronger? Sword Dancing in the Rain on the Field to Open Heaven's Gate 嘉豪就变强?操场雨中舞剑开天门
[The animated adaptation premieres exclusively on Hongguo.] + [Jiahao? Swordmaster!!] + [Invincible] + [The King of Flexing] Lu Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a System at the age of eighteen, believing he is about to reach the pinnacle of life. Instead, what he awakens is actually the Jiahao Ascension System. Thus begins Lu Ming's Jiahao-style operation. "Are you really not going to avenge the grudge from ten years ago?" "Didn't they say Jiahao refreshes on the field? I've wa
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Gluttonous Quick Transmigration: A Record of Years Spent Surviving Tribulations 饕餮快穿:渡劫经年录
I was once Taotie, a malevolent beast from the Primordial Era. From childhood, Bai Ze and I could never stand each other. He was an auspicious creature, while I was a ferocious beast. I secretly ate the medicinal herbs Shennong had left behind, committing a grave sin. But because I carried the bloodline of an ancient divine beast, the Heavenly Emperor granted me special clemency: I was to save those unfortunate women and earn merit to offset my sins by inhabiting them and living out their lives.
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The Mad Immortal Rules the Heavens, and Su Style Is Here to Save the Day 仙之癫傲番番有我苏式代打诸天
[Cyberpunk Cultivation + Capitalist Madness + Worldview-Shattering] [Foundation: Everyone for Me, and I for Everyone] (A cultivation novel with cyberpunk at its core. There are fun moments, but they aren't the main theme. Thanks for understanding!) “Knock, knock. Is anyone home?” A beautiful woman with waist-length black hair gently tapped on the door, dressed in a long gown. Lying on the bed, Su Shi lazily replied, “Nobody's home.” The beauty outside didn't mind. “Mr. Su, I'm No. 28, the one
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Chronicles of Mountains and Rivers: Don’t Call Me a Male Escort, Call Me a Celestial Master 山河志:别叫我男公关,喊我天师
[Feel-good power fantasy + gloomy male lead + everyday comedy + Taoist mysticism + guardian spirits + folk horror + emotional healing] I’ve lived for twenty-six years, but I can’t cry, laugh, or get angry. The doctor says it’s called “emotional detachment.” There’s no cure, so I should just wait to die. I didn’t take it seriously. I delivered food, worked as a security guard, pulled night shifts at a funeral home... until I opened the door to karaoke room No. 3. Grandpa had been waiting for me “
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From the Start, I Plotted to Rob and Kill 开局谋财又害命
[HE + BG + mutual chastity + sweet romance + a little humor + lighthearted everyday life + attention to tiny details] Ling Qi: “Master Du, you know I’m still a virgin, right? This mission practically qualifies me to file for a work-related injury.” Yan Chuyi: “Ling Qi, are you going to explain these two children?” Ling Qi: “You don’t recognize your own genes?” Author: “Mouths are important. They’re not just for talking, but for kissing, too.” Ling Qi was a ruthless assassin. Unfortunately, from
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Livestreaming While Carrying the Ghost Ancestor to Victory 直播带飞厉鬼祖宗
I got bound to a horror livestream System, and the chat is full of bros egging me on to get myself killed. To the murderous senior with blood all over her face: “Please stop, Senior! I’ve got a bestselling eye cream with rave reviews from everyone online!” To the ancient corpse dancing in the morgue: “Sir, please stop dancing! Your bones are out of alignment. You need to book a VIP appointment with a specialist!” As the livestream’s view count rockets past a hundred million, I roar, “Send enough
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The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀!
[Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m
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The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门:祖师爷是个大忽悠
(A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca
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I’m a Brilliant Actor Playing the Villain, Hey, Don’t Call the Police! 我是反派演技一流,哎你别报警啊
[Lighthearted + no romance + absurd comedy + entertainment industry] [Print edition published | Comic adaptation released] Xiao He acquired a criminal golden finger that let him learn all kinds of criminal skills. But he could only stay alive by continually stabbing people. Xiao He: “I’m a perfectly decent college student. Who’d want to become a criminal?!” Wait, there really is a way! After an accident, Xiao He successfully exploited a bug in his golden finger. By acting instead of committing r
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A Female Ghost Shows Up Pregnant, and You Say You're a Proper Daoist? 女鬼怀孕上门你说你是正经道士?
[Mystery Solving] [Ghost Stories] [Chinese Folk Traditions] Su Yun is an heir to the Yin-Yang School, one of the pre-Qin traditions. Introduced by an acquaintance, he went on a blind date and met his girlfriend. After they broke up, Su Yun prepared to turn her into a zombie. Just as the process was nearly complete on the seventh day, a policewoman burst in and arrested him for murder. Su Yun: “I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. Why wo
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Wreaking Havoc in Journey to the West, Starting at Flower-Fruit Mountain 玩坏西游,从花果山开始
[Journey to the West + System + imaginative fantasy] After transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West, Li Yue becomes the spirit of Flower Fruit Mountain and activates the Journey to the West Delay System. As long as he delays the Journey to the West, he can earn generous rewards. [Sun Wukong is about to be born. Make a choice] [Choose to delay Sun Wukong's birth and receive a large amount of cultivation] [Choose to prevent Sun Wukong from being born and receive the Great Immortal Tech
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The Whole World Cultivates Fake Immortality, Except Me, an Ordinary Person 全球修假仙,只有我一个普通人
[Unhinged Humor + No Logic + Turn Your Brain Off + No Heroine + Just Have Fun (The best stuff is in the comments. If you make it through 30 chapters without laughing, come fight me.)] One morning, everyone in the world wakes up and starts cultivating immortality. Someone claims to be a Kunlun cultivator, waving a jianbing and insisting it's the legendary Haotian Mirror, then tries to recruit Li Luo! Someone claims to be a Sword Immortal from Mount Shu, pulls out a skateboard, and insists on givi
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Finding All Kinds of Ways to Die in Journey to the West 我在西游花样作死
[Hilarious, shamelessly outrageous, protagonist does whatever he wants] After transmigrating into Journey to the West as Tang Sanzang, Su Han activates the “Death-Seeking in Style System.” The more recklessly he courts death, the stronger he becomes. Su Han lets loose completely, starting off by eating Tang Monk’s flesh and finding all sorts of creative ways to court death along the journey west. Gods, Buddhas, demons, and monsters are all in a panic: “Oh no! Venerable Guanyin has been sealed by
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From the Start, I’m a Lowly Security Guard, Catching Undercover Fugitives Alongside the Cops 开局小保安,便衣逃犯一起抓
[System + Livestream + Everyday Life + Goofy Comedy + Lighthearted Laughs] After being born with memories of a previous life and trying ten different jobs over the course of 24 years, Jiang Xing finally activates a Career Experience System. He has to try out different professions to earn its rewards. On his first day, Jiang Xing tries being a security guard. He spots a skewered-food vendor acting suspiciously and promptly arrests him, only to discover the man is an undercover officer on a missio
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Impostors Have Invaded: Jiahao and Dogs Not Allowed 伪人入侵,嘉豪与狗禁止入内
[Jiahao]+ [Impostors]+ [Comedy]+ [Urban Superpowers] [The impostors have evolved again. Who knows who gave them a copy of The Jiahao Behavior Guide? They’re now taking on all kinds of Jiahao forms, and ordinary security guards can barely tell them apart. We urgently need to recruit new guards.] As a handsome, mysterious, ordinary high school senior, I was swinging my sword in the rain on the sports field. But then some guy appeared, called me a pro-level Jiahao, and dragged me to a weird room to
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Fairy, Let Me Explain 仙子你听我解释
[Multiple female leads | seducing the master | no System | comic antics | slice of life, light on the main plot] Before joining Tianxu, I thought cultivating immortality meant slaying demons, carrying a three-foot sword, proving the Dao and attaining eternal life, and living free of grudges. After joining Tianxu, I discovered that every one of my fellow disciples was a brilliant oddball, all the elders were masters of wild antics, and the ultimate destination of cultivation was apparently pure a
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He's Zhao Ergazi 他可是赵二杆子
[Urban high martial arts, indirect immortality] Lin Meng simply couldn't believe that someone who had failed to break through in any of the 360 trades, had no achievements to his name, and had a habit of riding tree forks could write one of the Ten Greatest Books of the Yuan Chu Era: Postpartum Care for Female Ghosts. It wasn't until she was assigned to be Zhao Fengsheng's assistant that she gradually discovered... This seemingly flippant exorcism officer, who did everything on instinct, was act
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I Became a Tigress in the Beast World 穿成兽世母老虎
She had transmigrated into this world only a few days ago when she noticed something strange on the soles of her feet. Bending down to look, she saw three beast seals branded on her soles, quietly inscribed and vividly lifelike: A green, vine-like taipan snake A deep, dusky blue Black Tortoise, as if formed from condensed water A bird that seemed born from fire, wreathed in leaping flames that scorched the heavens Every line pulsed with mysterious power, as if telling of an ancient pact.
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Monkey Bro, Guard the Gate. I’m Going to Thoroughly Conquer the Queen Mother of the West! 猴哥守好门,我得狠狠征服王母了!
Also known as [Lying Low in the Journey to the West, Starting with Sleeping with the Boss’s Woman] [Your Majesty, Please Restrain Yourself. I’m Not Worthy of Your Salary] [Lying Low in Heaven, Reaping Incense Offerings and Getting the Monkey a Better Deal] Liao Ai transmigrates into the Journey to the West and finds himself from the start in the Lingxiao Palace. With no incense offerings, he’s about to be beheaded... Good news: The Queen Mother is my ex! Bad news: She’s a heartless woman and did
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