Stories So Funny You’ll Pound the Bedside, Ruin It, and Get Kicked Out by Your Wife 笑到床头锤烂被媳妇赶出家门的书
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- 51 Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 请君入我溪风寨 Please Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 15Reads—Score—Shelves
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Don't Become an Immortal! I Just Fled Back to the Mortal World! 千万别成仙!我刚跑路回人间!
No System, a little naughty, a little vulgar. Things aren't going well in the immortal realm either. Nobody practices properly. The only way to level up is to pay. Bad money drives out good, and the immortal realm is caught in a vicious cycle. Immortals either have a job or are studying for civil service exams. Countless immortals share the same dream: to escape the immortal realm. Li Biao is the only one who ever made it. But after lying flat in the mortal world for ten thousand years,
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The Entire Court Longs for the Empress to Attend Court and Rule 满朝文武盼着皇后娘娘上朝理政
(The live-action series is out!) After her elder sister dies in palace infighting, Shen Shixi enters the palace by imperial decree to be selected as a consort. Within the palace are the powerful and virtuous Empress, born to the imperial in-laws; Consort De, born to an aristocratic family and exceptionally prolific; Consort Rong, the Emperor's favorite, with a strong artistic streak; Consort Qiong, whose superb cooking has won the Emperor's heart; and Consort Xiurong, known as a learned woman an
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- 54 I Casually Matched Two People, and Became the God of Marriage for the Three Realms 随手牵个红线,我成了三界姻缘仙 I Casually Tied a Red String and Became the Matchmaking Immortal of the Three Realms 6Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙,没让你祸害修仙界啊!
[Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca
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Help! What Kind of Empress Dowager Hangs Herself Every Day? 救命啊,谁家好太后天天上吊啊
Liu Ruxu is the Empress Dowager of Great Qi. Ever since the late emperor died, she's been living without a care in the world. “Let's see any of you dare harm my son! Would you rather I hang myself outside your door, or have my father come knocking with his spear?” “There's no food for disaster relief? I'll take care of it!” “Great Jin wants a war? I'll lead my best friend and drive them back!” “Peace talks? A marriage alliance? The women of Great Qi will never be married off for an alliance!” Wi
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- 57 Falling for Him at a Thousand Years Old 心动一千岁的他 The One Who Makes My Heart Flutter at a Thousand Years Old 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 58 The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越:古代生存十八法 The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W 49.5kReads9.5Score5.3kShelves
- 59 After I Was Struck by Lightning, the Thunder God Fell for Me 遭雷劈后,雷神大人他对我心动了 After Being Struck by Lightning, the Thunder God Fell for Me 16Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Wicked Junior Sister Won't Reform, So She Wreaks Havoc on Everyone in the Sect 恶毒师妹不洗白在宗门创死所有人
[Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo
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The Marquis Is Taking a Concubine? Whatever, I’m Not Sharing His Bed Anyway 侯爷纳妾?随便,反正我不圆房
[Unconventional palace and household intrigue + strong heroine and hero + prince dotes on his wife + building a career + political scheming + subverting tropes] The story begins with the usual cliché: a marquis returns from a victorious campaign and announces he’ll take a secondary wife. Hua Shu had given up hope from the start. He could take as many concubines as he liked. She simply wouldn’t share his bed. Since she had to drink a concubine’s tea anyway, she took the cup from her mother-in-law
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After the Fake Heiress Was Mind-Read, the Cannon Fodders' Personas Crumbled 假千金被读心后,炮灰们人设崩了
[Transmigrate into a book + everyone’s darling + System + zany comedy + devoted couple] Jiang You Ning transmigrates into a melodramatic novel about a real heiress and a fake one. At first, all she wants is to survive by taking out the original male lead, then work hard to make money and reach the top. But for some reason, aside from the male lead, who is seriously focused on his career, why have all her good friends’ characters gone so wildly off the rails? … Real heiress: She’s my sister, eve
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Shocking! My Boyfriend Is the Boss of a Horror Dungeon 震惊!男友竟是恐怖副本BOSS
[Supernatural + Two powerful leads + Horror-game instances + Lighthearted and funny + Boyfriend is the BOSS + Devoted husband + Both are virgins] On her birthday, Shen Jiahe’s boyfriend told her that the number of players entering horror-game instances had surged, and as the instance’s big BOSS, he had to work overtime and couldn’t come home. Shen Jiahe laughed in anger. He could have just said he was cheating on her! Instead, he came up with such a ridiculous excuse! She dumped the scumbag that
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- 64 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴,躺下讹他三万八 [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.3kReads9.5Score5.3kShelves
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This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂,还没有素质
Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o
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- 66 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿:虐文女主好像有那个大病 [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves
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Transmigrating Through Thirty Years of the 1960s 穿越六零三十年
[Period] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Educated Youth] [A Light Ensemble Cast] [Building Wealth] [The 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s] Chen Xi, the heroine, is transported to the 1960s by a silver-white dragon-and-phoenix ring. She becomes a ten-year-old girl with the same name, and her dream comes true: she gains an enormous space for farming and raising livestock. Blinded by a handsome face, she even takes in the gorgeous Chu Xuan. The only thing she regrets is giving him too much spirit spring w
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The 1990s: Back to One Month Before My Husband's Tragic Death 九零:回到丈夫惨死前一月
[Female-led period business drama + raising a child + unruly heroine + gentle, devoted husband + mutual healing] [Short drama now streaming] In her previous life, Su Ai was a gangster. She smoked, played cards, drank, and got into fights, and she didn't give a damn about anything. She even stole a handsome village doctor away to be her husband and had a well-behaved child with him. Her biggest regret was causing trouble and getting her husband killed at home. Even after she later built a busine
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The Disabled Prince's Substitute Bride: I Hurl a Bronze Cauldron With One Hand 替嫁残王,我单手抡飞青铜鼎
[One-on-one sweet romance + comedy + super-strong girl vs. possessive prince + no transmigration + no rebirth] Bai Ruanruan is the illegitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's household. Though she possesses monstrous strength, she has been forced to play the role of a delicate little flower for sixteen years. One day, she is sent as a substitute bride to Shen Yuan, the disgraced prince rumored to be crippled and viciously bloodthirsty. From then on, the whole atmosphere of Prince Yuan's reside
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The Fake Heiress Just Gives Up and Goes Crazy! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦!
The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla
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Reading the Secrets of Heaven: Releasing the Prodigy Rankings from the Start 推演天机:开局发布天骄榜
Xie Chen transmigrated to the Tianchen Continent, became the master of the Heavenly Dao Hall, and awakened the Heavenly Dao System. To make the Heavenly Dao Hall famous in this world, Xie Chen created the Prodigy Rankings from the start. Gu Ling: “What? I’m the esteemed Demon Prince of the Demon Clan, yet I’m only third on the Prodigy Rankings?” Xiao Yan: “How is this possible? I’m recognized as the strongest prodigy in the Eastern Region, yet I’m only fifth on the rankings?” Dao Canghai: “Sigh,
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- 72 Damn It! My Roommate Is Forcing Their Love on Me 可恶!被室友强制爱了 [Two male leads] [College campus] [Both devoted only to each other] [Petty, spoiled, tsundere young master top × resilient, handsome straight guy with extraordinary emotional obliviousness] What do you do when your roommate confesses to you? Reject him! What do you do when he forces you into a relationship after you reject him? Forget it, let's just date. Bai Tang is a thoroughly straight guy who worked hard to get from a small mountain village into a big city. He never expected city people to b 23.5kReads9.4Score3.5kShelves
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After the Morning Sickness, My Sugar Daddy Panicked 孕吐后,金主他急疯了
After the Morning Sickness, Her Sugar Daddy Panics
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Why Pick on Her? She's Got Powerful Backing 你惹她干啥!她下面有人
*Original title: “CEO, Your Wife Is Pawning Knives Again” A knife is a pledge, and a word is a promise. When a prophecy comes true, it’s time to collect the reward. That’s what a knife pawnbroker does in the world of mysticism. Tu Shanjiu is the 283rd-generation knife pawnbroker. Her talent for the mystic arts surpasses everyone else in her family. Her divinations are uncannily accurate, and she can communicate with ghosts and gods. Unfortunately, because of a curse placed on the Tu Shan family
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- 75 The Crown Prince's Pregnant Fake Heiress 太子爷的孕肚假千金 The Young Master's Pregnant Fake Heiress 3.4kReads—Score—Shelves
- 76 Eight Years of Chasing You: Please Sign Here 追妻八年,请签收 Chasing My Wife for Eight Years: Please Sign Here 1.6kReads—Score—Shelves
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The Hot-Blooded Hunter: God’s Assault 热血猎人神之袭击
[Survival] [Hunting] [Fighting the Japanese invaders and looting their gear] [Cultivation] Wang Fei has just entered the world of cultivation when he's forced into becoming a live-in son-in-law. One blow shatters his dantian, setting him on a long road from staying alive to rising to greatness. Though he has lost his cultivation, he takes countless disciples. This novel was not written by AI. Every word was painstakingly typed out by the author, who only hopes readers will enjoy the story in its
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- 78 Five Years with a Contraceptive Ring, and He Knelt in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 五年避子环,和离当天他跪穿祠堂 Five Years Wearing a Contraceptive Ring, He Knelt Until His Knees Bled in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 2.5kReads—Score—Shelves
- 79 EN Death God of the Night 黑夜杀神 Hunted from the start, I barely escaped with my life. I fought to defy fate, launching attacks and taking down countless powerful opponents. Born with a beautiful face... I hope you enjoy the story. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 2.7kReads8.8Score201Shelves
- 80 You Bastard, You Win This Time 狗男人,算你厉害 You Bastard, You Win This Time 2.8kReads—Score—Shelves
- 81 City of Heartbreak 情伤都市 My new work is out! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
- 82 General, You Owe Me a Life 将军,你欠我一条命 General, you owe me your life 214Reads—Score—Shelves
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Two-and-a-Half-Year-Old Nailer Is Forced to Rule the Realm 奶乐两岁半,被逼坐江山
The three-year-old empress sat on the dragon throne and asked pitifully, “Do we get June 1 off?” The ministers were dumbfounded. What was June 1? Her father, who was ruling from behind the curtain, coaxed her, “No. Your Majesty, focus on court affairs and become a good emperor who works diligently and cares for the people.” The empress kept asking whether she could have June 1 off from the age of three until she was thirteen. Then she finally stopped. But a bigger question arose: “I’m not intere
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- 84 The General's Sparrow in His Palm 将军掌中雀 The General's Little Caged Bird 135Reads—Score—Shelves
- 85 My Sister Died, and He Married Me 姐姐死了,他娶了我 After My Sister Died, He Married Me 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
- 86 Three Customers I Can't Afford to Offend 三位客官都惹不起 None of the Three Guests Can Afford to Be Offended 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 87 The Crown Princess's Hehuan Tribulation 太子妃的合欢劫 The Crown Princess's Passionate Tribulation 111Reads—Score—Shelves
- 88 After the Mad Crown Prince Discovers the Divorce Agreement 和离书被疯批太子发现后 After the Crazed Crown Prince Found the Divorce Agreement 444Reads—Score—Shelves
- 89 Quick Transmigration: Villainous Boss, Stop Tormenting Me 快穿之反派大佬别虐我 Xu Chuling was a girl whose life was plagued by misfortune. After dying suddenly, she was chosen by the System to complete missions and collect evil points, embarking on a quick transmigration journey. In world after world, she matched wits with powerful villains, eventually making them love and hate her so much that they were even willing to give everything up for her. Meanwhile, she racked up evil points and found sweet romance in every world. 471Reads—Score—Shelves
- 90 After That Night, She Became My Ceiling 那夜之后,她成了我的天花板 After That Night, She Became My Ideal Woman 139Reads—Score—Shelves
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Lord Zhan, Your Daughter Went Out Ghost Hunting Again 战爷,您闺女又出门抓鬼了
[Doting family + sweet romance + mysticism + devoted dad + no romance] (A bold, domineering little girl versus her aloof, abstinent CEO dad. A story about growing up and family love, with several paranormal tales woven in. Darlings, this is a novel, so feel free to switch off your brains while reading. Just remember to take them with you when you’re done. Thanks for your cooperation ✌) Synopsis: Everyone knows that ever since his wife ran away, the Crown Prince of the capital has done nothing bu
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- 92 I Can’t Hear His Heartbeat 听不见他的心跳 I Can't Hear His Heartbeat 22Reads—Score—Shelves
- 93 A Hilarious Farce: The Top Scholar Forces His Way into the Palace with His Child to Claim the Throne 啼笑皆非:状元郎携子逼宫上位 A Comedy of Errors: The Top Scholar Forces His Way into the Palace with His Son to Seize the Throne 19Reads—Score—Shelves
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You’re Forcing Me to the Countryside? This Scientist’s Wife Will Empty Your Whole House 逼我下乡?科研军嫂搬空你全家
[Military Marriage + Period Setting + Powerful Lead + Face-Slapping + One-on-One Romance] Xia Li, a powerful wielder of both thunder and space abilities, had just come through the apocalypse. She became the founding general entrusted with the New World's Omniscient Eye System, ready to enjoy a quiet retirement. She only took a short nap, but transmigrated instead. After transmigrating, she faced two choices: Either marry a self-important mama's boy who expected her to put up with his mistress af
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Everyone Is Reborn, and the Villain’s Daughter Survives by Being Cute 全员重生后,反派闺女靠卖萌续命
The animated drama "The Villainous Big Shot Becomes a Daughter-Doting Dad, Season One" is here! A two-and-a-half-year-old toddler + everyone's favorite + a villain finding healing + a gentle, heartwarming story Bo Yanzhou, head of the Bo family, is notorious among high society for his ruthless, cold-blooded nature. His sinister methods are simply appalling! He thought his life would go on like that forever, but the arrival of a little baby shattered the balance. With tiny arms and legs, chubby c
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- 96 This Heir Won't Chase You Anymore 本世子不舔了 This Heir Won’t Simp Anymore 10Reads—Score—Shelves
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Reborn at Seven, I Won't Be the Beggar Clan Leader 重生七岁,我不做丐帮帮主
Outside Yanmen Pass, an arrow pierced his heart. Xiao Feng thought he had finally found release. He didn't know how much time had passed. Perhaps an instant, perhaps a thousand years. A thread of warmth suddenly seeped into his cold soul, like someone holding his fingertips on a winter day. The warmth was faint and slow, born from the void and gradually gathering into a stream that pulled him back, little by little. Xiao Feng suddenly opened his eyes. There was no abyss, no mist, no howling wind
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The Real Heiress's Mind Is Read, and the Whole Capital Starts Gossiping 真千金被读心后,全京城都在吃瓜
Lu Xinran woke up to find she had transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious cannon-fodder biological daughter who constantly competed with the fake heiress. The fake heiress had been pampered and raised to be graceful and refined, while Lu Xinran was crude and ill-mannered, a disgrace the Minister of Personnel's household would rather not mention. Everyone else was eager to see the household make a fool of itself. Lu Xinran, who had transmigrated into the book, was only interested in gossi
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Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Original Wife of a Mad Power-Hungry Minister 穿成疯批权臣的炮灰原配
[Farming + Transmigrate into a Book + Sweet Romance] Witty, scheming girl vs. lovesick, obsessive powerbroker Xin Yueying transmigrates into a book, landing in an old-fashioned, preachy novel as the wicked wife of the deranged, obsessive second male lead. Shen Qingqi is the novel’s deranged, villainous male character. Born into a family of famed generals, he was imprisoned alongside the Shen family after his father offended powerful nobles. He suffered terribly in prison and was left with crippl
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- 100 EN The Entire Entertainment Industry Can Hear My Thoughts 全娱乐圈都能听到我的心声 [Transmigrates into a Book + Mind Reading Across the Entire Entertainment Industry + Celebrity Gossip + Wacky Comedy] Su Tangtang transmigrates into a book and becomes a disgraced actress so obscure she’s barely a blip on the radar. Other people who transmigrate into books get a System. She gets something different: a book. A book that records all the gossip about everyone in this world. All she has to do is search in her mind, and that person’s gossip appears before her eyes. Su Tangtang, who l 546Reads9.3Score112Shelves

















































