Funny, Highly Rated Stories About Loving Lolitas 搞笑，高分，爱萝莉
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Eerie Descent: I Picked Up a Cute Little Lolita for Free from the Start 诡异降临：开局白捡一只可爱萝莉
[Comedy + slacking off + apocalyptic merchant + the protagonist is a disgusting thing! A bad guy! (as grumbled by a certain disaster loli)] The uncanny invaded, darkness descended, and the world lost all light. Terrifying monsters appeared, and maddening whispers echoed in people’s minds from time to time. Those who could not hold on would become part of the disasters. To keep one’s sanity, one must devour souls. Where do souls come from? You can hunt disasters, or become part of them and escape
622Reads8.8Score101Shelves
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Now That I’m a Guardian, I’ll Protect You for Life 都成守护者了，那就护你一生
(Make sure you read the first three chapters. I’m begging you on my knees! ▄█▀█●) After transmigrating through three worlds, Shi Xiaoxin has lost the capacity for basic emotions to the long passage of time... When he arrives once more in a continent called Divine Revelation, carrying all the experiences he has gathered across three lives, he signs a contract with Hua Qianxia, a guardian spirit who has endured endless hardship: [I’ll protect you for the rest of my life]. What will happen next? “D
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Minecraft: Surviving in a Magical Otherworld 我的世界：魔法异界生存
[Minecraft · Magic · Lolis (the boys are just a draw, the lolis are the real deal) · Demons run amok · Cthulhu] Using a pile of old computer parts, he built a C4 and downloaded Minecraft. But just as he opened the modpack he wanted to play, a deafening roar sounded. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in a world of dazzling colors. Turning around, he discovered that the One Block Survival modpack had transmigrated with him. With a wave of his hand, he could open the gates between the
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Minecraft: Taking Mods on a Genshin Impact Adventure 我的世界：带着模组闯原神
[Genshin Impact + Minecraft] The male lead is a lolicon (If you have any questions, @ me and I’ll explain as soon as I can.) Xu Yunuo was gaming late into the night when he just closed his eyes for a moment. When he opened them, he found himself in an unfamiliar forest. Whenever he closed his eyes, he could see the Minecraft game screen in his mind. He tried taking things out of it and discovered that it actually worked. And so, relying on Minecraft and its various mods, he began stirring up all
1.1kReads6.6Score102Shelves
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The Cautious Path to Immortality: Starting by Caring for the Loli Sect Leader 苟道长生，从照顾萝莉掌门开始
(Immortality, master schemer, laid-back daily life, one female lead, absurd comedy) Li Yujun transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, awakens the Immortality System, and gains an endless lifespan. He also becomes companions with Zhao Ling'er, the adorable young sect leader. Together, the two waylay people and rob... the rich to aid the poor, carrying out Heaven's justice. From then on, the world of immortal cultivation has two exceptionally cautious master schemers.
1.6kReads8.8Score134Shelves
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From the Start, I Get a Little Girl for Free and Travel the Myriad Worlds 开局白给萝莉，游历万界
(An experimental attempt from childhood, written on a whim, for entertainment only) [Supernatural + twisted + loli + a touch of Lovecraftian horror + a little Honkai: Star Rail] Some parts get pretty wild, so please forgive me. The protagonist turns into a loli in the first few chapters. This isn't a gender change, just plain depravity. It leans more toward eerie everyday life. While everyone else struggles to survive in the supernatural world, I play to my heart's content across the myriad real
139Reads6.4Score—Shelves
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I Never Meant to Steal Away the Twin Female Supporting Characters 我真没想拐走双胞胎女配
[Slice of life, little girls, twin heroines, faux rule-based horror] Su Ming transmigrated into the world of a novel he'd read before transmigrating. He loved to cook, so he opted out of the deranged couple's little game: the male and female leads. Relying on his cooking skills, he started with a street stall. Three years later, he took over a restaurant from an old man who also loved cooking and had run it for most of his life. That day, to celebrate finally having a place to call home, Su Ming
1.3kReads8.6Score111Shelves
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Genshin Impact: I Raised Nahida, Isn't That Perfectly Reasonable? 原神：养了只纳西妲，很合理吧
He got to the Akademiya first and brought the Lesser Lord Kusanali home. He had thought Nahida hadn't grown in five hundred years because the Akademiya had mistreated her. But five hundred years later, watching the white-haired girl by his side act coy with him, Bai Li found it all perfectly reasonable. Well, he might as well spoil her. [Slice of life + golden finger + sweet romance]
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He’s Clearly Powerful, Yet He Insists on Messing with His Loli Master 这个人明明很强却偏要坑萝莉师傅
Archmage Lin En transmigrated to another world. To keep the gods from treating him like a crop to be harvested, he disguised himself as a mage apprentice in Winter Spring Valley and decided to stay under the radar until he reached max level. But who could have guessed that his loli master could hear his thoughts? “Disciple, what do you think of this forbidden spell of mine?” [Kindergarten-level stuff. I don't even know if one splash of water could hurt anyone.] “Disciple, with five hundred more
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Another World: My Life Has Cheat Codes! 异世界：我的人生开了挂！
[Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, biohumans, divination, puppets, and every terrifying element you can imagine: this world has them all.] Lin En transmigrated into such a bizarre otherworld and became an apprentice at a potion shop. "Something is wrong with that man! He never uses anesthetic when performing surgery!" "That shop is a scam! The moment you go in, they find a pile of illnesses even if you are perfectly healthy!" "But wait, isn't that shop supposed to be the bes
137.9kReads9.6Score16.7kShelves
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The Villainous Lord: Players and the Protagonist Both Want to Kill Me 反派领主：玩家和主角都想刀我
[Fake villain + transmigration + fantasy + game lord + farming + System + sweet romance + beast-eared girls = pure fun] He transmigrated into the villainous lord boss from the game he played in his previous life. He thought he could overturn his fate of being defeated and fleece the players instead. But thanks to a rotten System, he had no choice but to oppose the players. The players’ respawn point? Blocked off. Their guide NPC, the Saintess? Carried off. Where there is oppression, there is res
2.2kReads9.4Score234Shelves
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Transmigrated as a Dragon: The King Sacrifices a Princess From the Start 穿越恶龙：开局国王献祭公主
[Transmigration + System + pseudo-DND + Western fantasy + beast-eared girls + farming + lord + one sweet, pampered heroine, cherished above all others + giant beasts] Su Nian woke up to find that he had become a wicked dragon everyone wanted dead. But what was a little girl doing cowering beside him? “Ding! Hello, Host. I am the War and Plunder System.” “Ding! Hello, Host. I am the Evolution and Modification System.” “Ding! Hello, Host. I am the Evil Villain System.” “Ding! Too many Systems dete
30.8kReads9.3Score3.2kShelves
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How Can My Wife Be This Adorable? 我的老婆怎么能这么可爱？
A new book from a veteran author~ [Sweet Romance] [Combat] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [One Heroine] Chen Xing, the youngest god of assassination in the history of the Assassination Star, transmigrates to the Spirit Artifact Continent with a super System. From the start, he finds an abandoned girl named Ling. One glance, and a thousand years pass! He even activates a hidden romance System! The two Systems work together perfectly! Fall in love, and you get stronger! This System just loves watching p
2.3kReads9.3Score213Shelves
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What If I Can't Beat Them? Guess I'll Have to Win Them Over 打不赢怎么办？只好选择攻略了
[One heroine, lots of everyday life, no angst, a single romance] Su Bei tries to clear the game Fantasy World. After staying up all night and failing a hundred times, he finally ends this miserable experience. Not by beating the game, but by giving up. Wait! How did I transmigrate? But as Su Bei digs deeper, the truth has already changed beyond recognition… This is a redemption story spanning fifty thousand years.
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My Students Train Hard While I Slack Off, and I Become a Top Mentor 学生苦修我摆烂，躺成了金牌导师
[High Martial Arts + Ensemble Cast + Rewards for Teaching Disciples + Lighthearted + Absurd + Upside-Down Hierarchy] [A warm, slow-paced comedy] Dong Chao transmigrates into a high-martial-arts world and becomes a slacker teacher at a martial arts university. With his foundation damaged, he is completely unable to cultivate. Fortunately, he awakens the Mentor and Friend System. As long as he earns his students' approval, he can absorb their talents, supernatural abilities, techniques, cultivatio
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I'm the Decency Captain in American Comics 我在美漫当素质队长
(Just a silly, fun story featuring characters from several screen franchises, primarily set in the Marvel Universe. Skip it if it's not your thing.) Check out my profile. Zhang Beijiang, a good, patriotic internet troll, woke up one day to find he had transmigrated into Steve Rogers. Discriminate against BLACK people? No, no, no. I just discriminate against scumbags. So, you grape-flavored purple freak, you think there are too many people in the universe? Have you ever considered family planning
5kReads9.3Score317Shelves
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My Rented Girlfriend from a Dating Show Turns Out to Be a Young Lady from Beijing's Elite Circle 租来的恋综女友，竟是京圈大小姐
[Silly Comedy + Humor + Entertainment + Dating Reality Show + One Female Lead + System] Good news! Su Chen has been reborn and awakened a System that makes people lose their cool. Bad news! After publicly tearing into the girlfriend and boss who ruined his previous life, he’s temporarily single. But he’s already signed a contract for a couples’ dating show, and his vicious ex is joining with her new partner! But! It’s no big deal! Su Chen promptly contacts his online buddy for help. Until the da
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Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病
[Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin
11.4kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves
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Reborn: The Nation's Little Sister Is My Sister!!! 重生，国民妹妹是我妹！！！
[One Heroine + Sweet Romance + Daily Life + Comedy + Showbiz + Variety Shows + Esports + Technology + Sister-Con + Brother-Con + Bickering Couple + Childhood Friends] He was born into a family that owned a corporate empire worth tens of billions! His parents kept him locked in the family compound to study from an early age. He had no friends. At twenty-seven, he’d never had a girlfriend, or even held a girl’s hand. His previous life was a tragedy from beginning to end. This time, he would take c
1.9kReads8.7Score226Shelves
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My Love Interest Is Actually a Chibi Girl 我的恋爱对象居然是Q版女孩
[Everyday Life + One Heroine + Lighthearted + Sweet Romance + School Life] Life played a little joke on me. I met a cute girl on the bus to school. That's right, the girl was Jiang Xiyue: kind, generous, cute, and captivating... “It's not like she's a villain or anything. She's just a little short. Just a little.” “What is it you like about me, anyway?” “Fine, I like you, okay?” What am I supposed to do when a girl this cute, and from such a well-off family, clings to me all day? - -
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How My Reclusive Little Sister Supports Her Good-for-Nothing Big Brother 孤僻妹妹如和养活废柴老哥
[Dual personalities + growing up] [Spiritual qi revival + everyday life] [A lovable contrast between her inner and outer personalities] In this world of spiritual qi revival, every species awakens its own special ability. In this dog-eat-dog world... How can a girl with a C-rank plant-type ability struggle to survive? A cheat? A System? An unbelievable streak of luck? Or a golden finger? Those things only exist in fantasies. Young people, try to be realistic. Little sister: “Big brother..
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Cute Catgirl: Everyday Life with My Sisters 萌系猫娘：和姐姐们的日常
[Catgirl]+ [System]+ [Not a Gender-Swap Romance]+ [Little Girl]+ [A Touch of Imagination]+ [Top Student] Su Xiaoxiao: “Li Mo! When did you have the surgery?” Li Mo: “Sis, if I said I turned into this overnight, would you believe me?” Su Xiaoxiao: “No, but you look really cute as a girl. Come on, I’ll introduce you to my two best friends. From now on, you’ll live with us.” Li Mo: “What?! Live with you?”
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Superpowers: I Forged Seven Demonic Bodies and Slaughtered the Gods 异能：我打造七宗魔躯，怒斩神明
[Super-sweet romance + Urban supernatural powers + Catgirl little sister + Is it too much to slay demons and monsters between heartwarming moments?] Also known as: This Catgirl Is a Keeper, She Really Steals Treasures for Him / Superpower: I Lived Off a Catgirl and Became a God After a car accident, Su Mo transmigrates into a parallel urban world full of hidden currents, eerie mysteries, and strange happenings. Here, all races awaken and supernatural powers reign supreme. When his little ragdoll
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From a Psychiatric Ward to Ruling the Myriad Worlds 从精神病开始制霸诸天
[Hilarious + infinite-game style + Resident Evil + Ling Cage + The Outcast + Naruto...] The cycle of reincarnation across the heavens begins, and the myriad races vie for supremacy. Ye Qing has just escaped from a mental hospital when he unexpectedly obtains a Reincarnation Ring and sets off on his journey. [Ding! Congratulations, you've obtained the System: Knockoff Factory!] [Note: To ensure you can properly understand and use the Knockoff Factory, we've included an ability at random as a
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The Everyday Life of a Background Reader and His Author Lord 杂鱼读者和作者老爷的日常
[Unhinged Reader VS Kind Author] [The Little Reader Is Sobbing] [The Useless Reader Gets Bullied by the Author Again] [Everyone's a Villain, Not a Single Good Person] [The Protagonist Keeps Changing] [Slice of Life? Pfft! Fantasy!] [∞ Heroines] [The Lilies of My Hometown Never Fade] Times change, and fortune takes its turn. This time, it's finally my turn to stand tall! About this book: It excerpts moments when the author bullies readers in the fan group. Short and sweet. This time, handsome you
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Oh My God! How Did I Turn into a Little Girl?! 天啊！我咋变萝莉了！
My name is Su Qing. Lately, my System, Xiao Ju, has been acting strange, always giving me weird tasks. My name is Xiao Ju. Lately, my Host has been acting strange. I've just realized she might be ht. With Xiao Ju leading the way, Su Qing's eyes lose their sparkle. Even so, life goes on. But little by little, Su Qing realizes that this world is far more complicated than she ever imagined.
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I Was Forced to Become a Girl Idol 我被迫成为少女偶像
This story is also titled To Avoid Working in the Coal Mines, I Chose to Become an Idol Girl Young Yang Xiaoxing is so short on money that he has no choice but to sell himself into a long-term contract. He catches the eye of idol agent Dong Yixin, who buys out his contract so he can fill the final spot on her young mistress’s idol team... Advance notice: This story has no gender-bending marriage.
504Reads9.4Score—Shelves
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Pokemon: Forest Gym 精灵：森林道馆
The old man, a biologist, passed away with one wish: for the Fifth family to claim a place for itself in the world. Determined to fulfill his grandfather's legacy, Fifth Ren worked hard and established a Forest Gym in Kushu City. But Fifth Ren's son, Fifth Ming, seems a little... off. Fifth Ren: “Do you know Parasect?” Fifth Ming: “Hot pot's ready!” When he's with his best buddy, Shi Qiang: Shi Qiang: “I can make Pokéblocks.” Fifth Ming: “I don't believe you. They look like candy. Let me try one
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