Any Cultivation Stories as Ridiculously Funny as This One? Feeling a Little Emo 有没有像这本书一样沙雕的修仙文啊，有点emo
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I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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After the Mad Emperor Redeemed Himself, All Under Heaven Became His Devoted Subjects 疯批帝尊洗白后，天下皆为裙下臣
Original title: After Constantly Trying to Get Myself Killed, I Became the Emperor Venerated by All Di Yange transmigrates into a wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers, where she can only return home by getting herself killed. To make it back as soon as possible, she disguises herself as a man and does everything she can to oppose the protagonist and befriend the villains. In the end, through one careless mistake, she not only saves all the villains but also follows their path, rising ste
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The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比
After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th
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Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病
[Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin
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I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒
[No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t
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Quick Transmigration: The Vivacious, Flirtatious Demoness 快穿：快活女妖太撩人
(Quick transmigration + strong female ensemble + comedy + no male lead + multiple male supporting characters) The thousand-year-old demoness Yun Suyi accidentally opens the Gate of a Thousand Realms. She travels between different planes, helping the original owners fulfill their wishes and regain her powers. She can be a bandit, become a top student, fight on the battlefield, rule as the leading courtesan… There’s nothing she can’t do. Thousand Realms: “Master, why have you stolen all the male l
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A Dog’s Life in the Profound Realm 一条狗命走玄界
Zuo Meng, reborn on the Profound Realm Continent, activated a lottery System on the brink of death and won the lifespan of a dog. Thus began his own legendary quest to extend his life. Huh? The protagonist keeps the divine beast Black Tortoise as a pet in his pond? On hot days, it sticks out its tongue to cool off like a dog, and even barks? He sets up a stall on the Profound Realm Continent, selling instant noodles, jelly, and ham sausages? He forms a master-servant contract with the holy beast
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Ridiculous Cultivation, the System Goes Bonkers 沙雕修仙，系统疯癫
When Ning An woke up, she had become the wicked senior sister in a cultivation novel, where the adored female lead could do no wrong. But her goofy System ordered her to crush the female lead and rise to the top. Ning An said, “No, no, no! I won't touch anything that belongs to the female lead!” When her master wanted to take the female lead as his disciple, she smashed the sword he'd given her and declared that their bond was severed forever! When she ran into the male lead suffering from loves
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My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬，那我只能开挂了
The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!”
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I’m Stirring Up the Cultivation World with Grind Culture 我在修仙界搞内卷
[Print edition now available] After Qin Shu transmigrated into a book, she learned that she was a fraud who had taken her younger half-sister's place to cultivate immortality. After eight years of cultivation, her half-sister entered the Dao despite having been an ordinary mortal. Qin Shu's cover was blown in front of everyone, and the sect mercilessly cast her out, even though she had only reached the third level of Qi Refining. With her peerless beauty, she was turned into a cultivation furn
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My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙
[Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans.
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Unhinged Junior Sister, Save Our Slacking Sect 疯批师妹，拯救摆烂宗门
From the start, she transmigrates into a book and becomes a cannon-fodder female supporting character. She tries her best to stay alive and change the plot, never expecting to end up in a sect that has completely given up. Across the entire cultivation world, people fight tooth and nail for a single spot as an entry-level disciple. But the disciples of this sect slack off every day, until the male and female leads eventually team up to wipe it out. The sect is also full of weirdos and jokers.
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After Giving Up and Slacking Off, I Revived the Whole Sect with My Goofiness 咸鱼摆烂后，我靠沙雕振兴全宗门
After being reborn as a cannon-fodder female character in a cultivation novel, Ye Lan decides to live a happy, lazy life. So she splashes the White Lotus heroine, talks back to her unfair, obnoxious master, and happily heads down the mountain with her little bundle. Then she cheerfully gets lost and somehow winds up in the villainous sect that gets wiped out in the original story. Why can't she escape the fate of being a cannon-fodder villain? Ye Lan clenches her little fists and roars at the he
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Everyone in the Sect Is a Sweet Fool, but the Little Junior Sister Is Completely Unhinged 全宗都是傻白甜，小师妹她纯疯批
[Master and Disciple + Hilarious Sweet Romance + Unorthodox Cultivation + Growing Heroine] After inexplicably transmigrating into the body of an unlucky cannon-fodder character, Shen Zhiyu suddenly realizes she’s inside a book just as they’re about to gouge out her spiritual root. She’s nothing but a vessel meant to grow a spiritual root for the beloved heroine. If she doesn’t run now, she’ll be dead before the day is out! Shen Zhiyu has had enough. She decides to let loose and embrace her unhin
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So What?! You Think You Can Kill Me? 那咋了！整死我？
[System + goofy cultivation + cosmic horror + no romance] System: Congratulations on binding to the Pay-to-Cultivate System. Your current body has five spiritual roots. Since you have low-grade mixed spiritual roots… Jin Cancan: I get it. At first glance, they look like lowly mixed spiritual roots, but with our later efforts, as we work together in shady collusion, every lousy spiritual root will gain incredible power and become my golden finger for catching people off guard and giving them a fa
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After My Junior Sister Tried Every Way to Die, the Whole Sect Defied Heaven 小师妹疯狂作死后，全师门逆天了
[No CP + Hilarious Found-Family Cultivation] Ye Qingyue transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder villainess who keeps courting death by stealing the heroine's opportunities, only to have her spiritual veins crippled by the heroine and die a miserable death. To live happily and keep herself alive, Ye Qingyue joins the Hidden Profound Sect, mocked by the entire cultivation world, and soon becomes the apple of everyone's eye! The sect may be a little poor, but that's no problem: sh
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What?! The Beloved Little Junior Sister Is the Strongest in All Nine Provinces! 惊！团宠小师妹竟是九州最强者！
(Complete; no romance, invincible protagonist, hilarious, face-slapping, pure feel-good fun) The moment Qing Jiujiu transmigrated, she was bound to an Invincibility System! By accident, she crawled into her master's bed and fell fast asleep. Master: ??? The whole sect was in an uproar! The senior brother, second senior brother, third senior brother, fourth senior brother... all 108 senior brothers were stunned! Of all the beds the junior sister could sleep in, she had to choose her master's! The
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Junior Sister, Stop Competing! Our Sect Is Already Invincible 师妹别卷了，我们师门已经无敌了
[Silly fun + pampered by the whole group + no romance + invincible] Yu Danlian is eating baby octopus when she accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world. A Foundation Establishment cultivator takes her as a disciple, then dumps her on seven senior brothers who are supposedly just as good-for-nothing as she is. The senior brothers, who have been pretending to be good-for-nothings, are thrilled when their new junior sister turns out to be the real deal. The eldest teaches her Buddhism. T
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Transmigrated Into a Book: No One Understands Arrogance Better Than Me 穿书之没人能比我更懂嚣张
[Signed for print publication] –– Fu Zhu died suddenly after staying up all night watching shows and reading novels. She still remembers that just before she died, she was reading a novel called The Useless Girl Warrior Who Defies Heaven. –– Then she became Bai Li Fu Zhu, the female villain who opposes the novel's hero and heroine. –– This villain is different: she isn't jealous of the heroine or interested in the hero. She simply can't stand the two of them acting more arrogant than her and ste
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Silly Goofballs Have Always Been a Yandere's Kryptonite, So I'll Act Up on My Path to Immortality 自古沙雕克病娇，我欲成仙就作妖
She was a saintess whose entire family had been slaughtered, cast into the abyss to suffer a fate worse than death. According to the prophecy, after the Lord of the Heavenly Mansion saved her, he would use her as a stand-in. Her flesh and blood would be merged with someone else's, and her soul would be utterly destroyed, all to make room for the woman he loved. In the end, he and the woman who had taken over her body would ascend hand in hand, becoming the cultivation world's most celebrated imm
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You Told Me to Redeem the Villain, but I Sold a Dream to Seven Yanderes 让你救赎反派，你给七个病娇画饼
[Hilarious Cultivation] [Everyone Has a One-Sided Crush] [Light Ensemble Cast] [No CP] Su Qiang failed to ascend and ended up in a completely unfamiliar cultivation world. In her head, she now had a stupid System that kept chanting about saving villains and restoring the glory of the righteous path. The System said that as long as she stopped the seven villains in this world from turning evil and destroying it, she could ascend successfully. So Su Qiang began a life as a capitalist in the cultiv
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Quick Transmigration: Taming Gods in Dark Fairy Tales 无限流：在暗黑童话里驭神
[Infinite Flow + Two Male Leads + Power Couple 1v1 + Mild Horror] He is the wicked “dark wizard” who tears the prince and princess apart in Sleeping Beauty. He is the evil “brother” who tries to take Cinderella’s place. He is the scheming “beauty” who lures the mermaid princess to her death. He is the top con artist everyone knows in the fairy-tale world. “I’ll never let you down when it comes to speaking ill of me.” The young man sits high upon his throne, facing the lights. Red thread winds ar
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His Possessiveness 他的独占欲
[Healing + yandere + sugary romance + no female lead + two male leads + saving a tragic, powerful beauty] [Sweet, timid healer × obsessive, unhinged demon king] From the moment Lu Xinghe dreamed that Shen Yansui, the gloomy, volatile problem student at his school, would meet a tragic and brutal end, bad luck and mishaps plagued him. The only way to turn his luck around was to save Shen Yansui. So the well-behaved Lu Xinghe summoned every ounce of courage he had and began approaching the brooding
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My Split-Personality Junior Is a Puppyish Bad Boy 精分学弟是小狼狗
Yan Zemu, the new campus heartthrob at B University, is aloof, polite, and distant in public, like an icy lotus that says, “Don’t fall for me. It won’t end well.” But Qi Yang knows the truth. His junior is sweet and doting, and supposedly has a girlfriend. He’s always asking Qi Yang for advice on how to woo his girlfriend in the computer science department, leaving the female students green with envy over the mystery woman whose name they don’t even know. But by chance, Qi Yang discovers that th
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Quick Transmigration: The Male Lead Doesn't Follow the Script 快穿:男主不按剧本来
After dying, Jingsheng is drawn to the wondrous System and the sights of another world, and sets out on the road of quick transmigration. But things go wrong in the very first world. Watching events unfold in a way that completely contradicts the plot, the System suspects they’re doomed. Ding! Mission complete! System: I was wrong. Jingsheng thinks otherwise. The plot really is wrong, and the problem lies with the male lead of the world. What is he supposed to do when the male lead refuses to fo
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Quick Transmigration: Why Hasn’t the Male Lead Come to Kill Me Yet? 快穿：男主怎么还没来杀我
Jing Mo was a mission-taker who played an utterly wicked villain. In each little world, all he wanted was to finish his mission early and recover his memories. But he never expected to hit a wall in the very first world. 1: Jing Mo was hated by the entire internet. He not only targeted the top-tier star, but was also buried in scandals, beyond even the Yellow River’s power to wash clean. Yet the sweet, naive male lead stubbornly stuck by his side, saying he wanted to protect him. 2: Jing Mo was
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Every Member of the Cannon-Fodder Sect Is a Hidden Powerhouse 炮灰师门全是隐藏大佬
Modern scientist Mu Xiaoxiao accidentally transmigrates into the world of a cultivation novel, becoming the junior sister of the most dilapidated and eccentric sect in the cultivation world. Unfortunately, the original character with her name isn't the heroine. She's the heroine Mu Wanwan's twin sister, a minor cannon-fodder character who has been the heroine's foil since birth. The heroine is the lucky star of her family. She joins the largest sect, is adored by powerful cultivators and handsom
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Every Senior Brother Is Outstanding, but the Junior Sister Is a Slacker 师兄个个都拔尖，唯有师妹是咸鱼
[Not an absolutely strong heroine + personal space + everyone’s favorite + dual cultivation of the immortal and demonic paths + caught between relentless competition and giving up] Luo Qianqian transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a vicious, brainless, handsome-man-loving cannon fodder character. She is destined to be pierced by a thousand arrows for harming her fellow disciples and secretly practicing forbidden arts. To change her tragic fate, Luo Qianqian has no choice but to throw hersel
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The Whole Sect Is Full of Powerhouses, but the Little Junior Sister Steals the Show 门宗全员大佬，小师妹独领风骚
[Everyone dotes on her + spoiled troublemaker + big shots + madcap inventions + kicks the male lead to the curb and shines on her own + mindless comedy + nonsense] Reborn as the legitimate eldest daughter of the Xia family, with laughably poor aptitude, Xia Yunyan has a deadbeat father, a cruel stepmother, and a scheming younger sister who targets her at every turn. After she wrecks the family fortune, she turns around and joins an immortal sect. But as soon as she arrives, her master vanishes w
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After Falling to Demondom, the Female Villain Boss Gives Up and Does Nothing 堕魔后，反派头子她摆烂不干了
(Main story complete, bonus chapters ongoing) [Ensemble cultivation cast + goofy comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger] She's transmigrated into a book as a demonic cultivator villain, and from the start she's saddled with a cheating scandal and a death squad. What should she do? Song Xi: “Can't beat them today. I'll stab the other man and make a run for it.” After one spectacularly reckless stunt, she gets hauled straight back to the sect that specializes in catching demonic cultivators. Song
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One Man Destroyed My Spiritual Root, So I Summoned the Four Seas and Eight Wastelands to Beat Him Up 一人毁我灵根，我摇四海八荒群殴
[Goofy strong female lead + hilarious feel-good power fantasy] Qin Qian Ning transmigrates into a book! She becomes the miserable female supporting character in a story where everyone dotes on the heroine. The heroine is the chosen one, who finds rare spirit herbs just by walking around and wins without lifting a finger. Meanwhile, Qin Qian Ning studies and trains hard, only to get struck by lightning on her way to the bathroom, and eventually beaten to death by her senior brothers. What a sucke
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The Junior Sister Grinned Mischievously, and All the Gods Trembled Three Times 小师妹贼兮兮一笑，诸神皆抖三抖
In the modern world, Lin Susu was so furious after being betrayed by a scumbag that she literally angered herself to death. When she woke again, she found herself in a fantasy world where people soared through the sky on flying swords. Her four senior brothers told her she was the leader of the Maoshan Sect, but she looked down at her chubby little hands and fell into deep thought. Judging by these tiny hands, she was only four or five years old, right? Being sect leader was one thing, but what
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The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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I Quit My Internet Addiction at the Sword Sect 我在剑宗戒网瘾
The animated drama for Season One is now out. Come check it out~ [Ridiculous and satisfying comedy, both leads are devoted to each other, and the heroine becomes even stronger than the hero later on] Assassin senior brother X junior sister who treats cultivation like a game [Warnings: There is a male-male side pairing, so don't go in unprepared!!! This is a silly comedy with exaggerated, amateurish humor. If that's not your thing, don't read. The pacing is fast, including the romance, so proceed
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I Woke Up in a Madman’s Arms, Only to Find I’m the Sucker 疯批怀里惊坐起，冤种竟是我自己
[Devoted couple + goofy comedy + transmigration into a book + mind-reading + sweet romance + groveling redemption + indulgent wish fulfillment + fictional setting] A deeply devoted, doting, deranged demon lord × a clever, quirky, adorable, goofy female disciple Sang Wanning transmigrates. She becomes the same-named unlucky female side character who made countless readers sigh with regret. In the original novel, Sang Wanning has a face of breathtaking beauty, and all the men fall head over heels
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My Hilarious Senior Sister Turns the Whole Sect into Villains 沙雕师姐带着全宗门当反派
[Comedy + absurd humor + senior sister + transmigrate + no romance] Shen Jin'an died and transmigrated into a book as a vicious female supporting character in a cultivation world. In the novel, the original owner had been locked in a water dungeon, dragged onto the torture platform, and thrown into a furnace that burned her heart. Her fellow disciples despised her, her master whipped her, and in the end someone slit her throat, leaving her to die with hatred in her heart. Shen Jin'an decided tha
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You Mean to Tell Me You're a Demonic Cultivator? 你跟我说你是魔修？
[Cultivation] [Transmigration] [No System] As a kind-hearted demonic cultivator, I never stole or robbed, yet I was hunted by countless righteous cultivators and transmigrated into modern society. How will I ever get back home? (I hope you’ll give the author a little feedback after reading, so I can decide whether to keep writing.)
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