Any Books Rated 9.5+ That'll Make You Laugh Until You Cry? 9.5以上让人笑断肠子的书有吗

1. 151 末EN Apocalypse: Stockpiling a Billion in Supplies from Day One 末世：开局先囤十亿物资 Hate Being Young and Naive恨年少无知Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.3M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Rebirth + Spatial Ability + Stockpiling Supplies + Ruthless, No Saintly Savior + Building a Faction] “Mr. Chen, your one hundred family buckets of fried chicken have arrived.” “Mr. Chen, your one hundred roast ducks have arrived.” “Boss Chen, your ten thousand tons of pork have arrived.” Chen Luo, known as the Void King, relied on his unmatched ability to lie low until every survivor had died. In the whole world, only monsters remained; there were no humans left. With nothing left 117kReads9.3Score9.6kShelves
2. 152 天 Heavenly Abyss 天渊 Mu Xiao Sansheng沐潇三生Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsOngoing (The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw 981.4kReads9.4Score102.3kShelves

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   😎My darlings! This novel is amazing! It's a gem that's fallen from a 9.9-Point "divine realm" to our hands. It's absolutely incredible! It's one of Tomato Novels' four great classics, incredibly, unbelievably, and explosively good. This is the best and most amazing one; I guarantee it's the "darling" of Tomato Novels. Come read it! 😜

3. 153 三 Three Years in Prison, and My Wife Cheated? He Had Nothing, Yet His Connections Reached Everywhere! 三年出狱妻子出轨？一无所有的他原来手眼通天！ Fried Bianrou炸扁肉Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [Urban cultivation + miracle doctor + multiple heroines + face-slapping + wish fulfillment + wealthy-family business battles + devoted dad] Four years ago, when his wife was assaulted, he accidentally injured someone while protecting her and was sent to prison! Four years later, he gets out, only to find that his wife wants a divorce. Their family of three has become a father and daughter relying on each other… “Dad, does Mom not want us anymore?” 6.5kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
4. 154 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 563kReads9.7Score72.5kShelves

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   All are great, though the themes are different: ① When the older brother showers him with gifts, Jiang Feng dares to pull off some crazy antics! Singing, dancing, handstands, rapping—there's nothing he can't do! ② Xia Wange, a law graduate, is skilled at ghost hunting and fortune telling. She sets her sights on a wheelchair-bound CEO at a car accident scene, and her mind-reading abilities spark a hilarious romance! ③ Transmigrated into a brainless female supporting character? Gu Mo flips the table in protest! She becomes a powerful figure in the apocalyptic cultivation world, but the male lead is completely unknown. ④ This cowardly immortal is acting strangely! He promised to reason with her, but instead pulls out a hood. A Qi-refining fireball technique? I'll give it a huge boost! ⑤ A true transmigration fraught with danger! With no memories, no identity, and no resources, watch this nobody rise from the ashes and stir up the Southern Dynasty! ⑥ Transmigrated to the modern world as a priestess, she tries to survive by acting cute and charming? But she ends up stunning everyone, leaving the men dumbfounded: who saved whom?!

5. 155 南 The Southern Song Dynasty’s Top Undercover Agent 南宋第一卧底 Long Yuan龙渊Historical7.4M WordsCompleted In the sixteenth year of the Jiading era of the Southern Song, Shen Mo, a modern-day undercover agent, began manipulating the fate of the empire in the palm of his hand. Countless ingenious schemes, ruthless plots, and brutal tactics poured from him. His modern forensic techniques cracked one bizarre Southern Song case after another, while his espionage skills crushed the secret agents of the Liao and Jin. When the Mongol Yuan cavalry, invincible across the land, came thundering toward them, the 6.1kReads9.1Score846Shelves
6. 156 我 My Backyard Is Heaven’s Garbage Dump 我家后院是天庭垃圾场 Bu Cheng卜城Urban3.6M WordsCompleted After a country bumpkin had an entire furnace of immortal pills tossed into his face by a fairy, he gained the support of the Heavenly Court and befriended all sorts of immortals. From then on, he rose against all odds and climbed straight to the top! 542Reads7.9Score100Shelves
7. 157 盖 The Peerless Dragon Son-in-Law 盖世龙婿 Qi of Sanqi三七的七Urban4.3M WordsCompleted [Urban power fantasy, fast-paced plot, decisive and ruthless, one female lead, devoted husband] I was once a worthless man everyone could bully. I was framed and imprisoned for protecting my wife, but became the disciple of nine mysterious masters in prison and learned nine astonishing skills. Three years later, when I walk out of this SSS-grade cell, I will bow to no one, and I will never let anyone bully my wife again. People of the Xu family, you still look down on me as a live-in son-in-l 13.4kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves
8. 158 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 162.2kReads9.3Score17.1kShelves
9. 159 家 My Father Is Emperor Wu of Han! 家父汉武帝！ The Wise Man's Mutt智者的土狗儿Historical1.9M WordsCompleted [Winner of the National Library writing contest] [Top-tier historical storytelling + no System + rebellion + political intrigue + a love-hate relationship between father and son] Reborn in the womb as Liu Ju, the eldest legitimate son of Emperor Wu of Han. His father is Liu Che, the most powerful carbon-based life form on Earth in the second century BCE! And his maternal family’s lineup is even more outrageous! His mother is Wei Zifu, his uncle is Wei Qing, his cousin is Huo Qubing, and his youn 88kReads9.2Score8.3kShelves

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   These are pretty good, highly recommended. If you don't believe me, just look at the duration.

10. 160 蛇 The Snake Heavenly Emperor 蛇天帝 Gorilla咯比猴Eastern Fantasy5.5M WordsOngoing An old snake from the village accidentally swallowed a human elixir and gained intelligence, setting out on the path to immortality. With a mysterious little cauldron and a cultivation technique that can transform it into a dragon, the snake has only ten short years to live, so it must seize every moment. This is the story of an old snake becoming an immortal. [Original title: The Old Snake’s Path to Immortality (Snake Ancestor). A manga adaptation is currently being serialized.] [No System, tra 95.1kReads9.2Score6.8kShelves
11. 161 这 This Top Scholar Plays by His Own Rules 这个状元路子有点野 The Foundation of One's Life立身之本Historical2.3M WordsCompleted [Farming + imperial examinations + alternate history + lighthearted] My Parents Flipped the Table and Quit, So I Want to Take the Imperial Exams Too Just as Wang Xuezhou was about to reach the peak of his life, he transmigrated. The good news: in this life, his parents were loving, and his siblings got along. The bad news: the whole family was pinching pennies to fund his eldest uncle's studies. They had next to nothing and were living on coarse grain and wild greens. But before he could flip t 52.4kReads8.9Score6.5kShelves
12. 162 怪 Strange Tales Livestream! 怪谈直播间！ Stone Giant Monster石头巨怪Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Welcome to the Rules of the Strange. This is a battle of blood and fire, a test of wit and courage. The power of words cannot be resisted, and the eerie rules must not be broken. In a seemingly hopeless situation, find the one correct answer, break free of your constraints, and search for a way to survive. 173.7kReads9.7Score17.9kShelves
13. 163 幼 A Young Dragon from the Start, and You Really Think I'm a Beggar? 幼龙开局，你真把我当乞丐？ Sour Candy酸宝Urban2.2M WordsCompleted Gods run rampant, and strange creatures are everywhere. In a world gripped by fear, where anyone might undergo a monstrous transformation, a lowborn boy emerges from an old graveyard. He carries a mysterious space where killing strange creatures lets him absorb their power and conjure items. [Legendary creature, Jade-Eyed Corpse: Its eyeballs can peer into the Yellow Springs and read the scriptures of the dead. Requires a sixth-rank martial artist who has mastered a pupil technique.] The sevent 67.6kReads9.2Score6.3kShelves

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    The first two books by Mingyue Laozei are of guaranteed quality. Don't be fooled by the ratings of his first and third new books.

14. 164 谁 Who Let Him Become a Ghost Constable? 谁让他当鬼差的？ A Hundred Flowers万花丛Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted After dying, Su Fan transmigrates into the body of a spirit in the Three Realms and becomes a soul-reaping ghost constable in the Underworld. From then on, the whole culture of the Underworld changes. “First of all, let me make this clear: I’m not the one who corrupted the culture of the Underworld. Ghost constables are supposed to reap souls. I’m just doing my job.” “If you can’t keep up with me, don’t blame me for changing the culture.” With that, Su Fan walks out through the Gate of Hell, car 77.1kReads9.3Score6kShelves

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    I recommend two funny books, especially the second one, which made my stomach hurt from laughing so much.

15. 165 祖 Ancestor! You're Choosing Consorts? A History Cheat Is Here! 祖宗诶！选妃呢？历史作弊器来喽 Steamed Bun with Red Bean Paste馒头豆沙包Urban1.0M WordsCompleted If you could transmigrate through time and change history, what would you do? "I'd tell the Yongzheng Emperor to stop picking consorts! The West was industrializing at the same time. If he'd worked harder, gotten his act together, and focused more on science, we'd be the ones working four days on, three days off by now!" "If I could transmigrate to the Ming Dynasty, I'd make sure Zhu Qizhen never took the throne. Then maybe the Ming wouldn't have fallen! Long live the Ming for a thousand gener 4.9kReads9.2Score494Shelves

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    The first book was hilarious [smirk]. The second book was alright. The third book was both funny and exciting. The fourth book was also alright.

16. 166 规 Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈？我选择叛逆 Alas, Deep Love奈何情深Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted [A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra 48.9kReads9.6Score6.1kShelves
17. 167 摄 Your Highness the Regent, Is Your Assassin Missing a Few Marbles? 摄政王殿下，你家杀手缺根筋！ Little Iron Leftover小铁剩Ancient Romance559k WordsCompleted After Jiu Yue died, the System told her that once she completed her mission, she could return to the real world with a reward of ten billion. Jiu Yue, who had been grumbling about her identity as an assassin, smiled sweetly. “Who says transmigrating is a bad thing? This is amazing!” However, a time-space delay kept the System from transmigrating with her, and it hadn't had time to explain the mission in full. But Jiu Yue didn't think that mattered. She was an assassin, after all. How hard could 38.2kReads9.4Score4.9kShelves

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    Book #1️⃣ is hilarious [facepalm]. This is truly a high-scoring novel that's been buried. The female lead is a professional assassin with off-the-charts combat skills. She transmigrates to ancient times, but before the system can even issue a mission, she's already offline. When the system re-enters, Jiu Yue has become the Regent's top assassin. She wipes her knife clean and asks casually, "So, what's the mission: assassinate the Emperor or the Empress Dowager? The Regent is fine too." System: "... The mission is a marriage alliance, and the bride is Prince Ping, yes, the corpse right here at your feet." Jiu Yue, who guessed the wrong question, trembles: "... Huh?" I'm about to burst out laughing [laughing and crying][facepalm]

18. 168 斩 Slay the Gods: Agent of the Bright Realm, Starting with the Emperor Armor 斩神：明界代理人，开局帝皇铠甲 Watching Cranes Through the Window窗中观鹤Male-Channel Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted [Slay the Gods + Emperor Armor + Shura Armor + Yatales Armor...] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Su Chen possesses the Five Elements bloodline and becomes the wielder of the Emperor Armor. As long as he seals a mysterious creature and refines its energy, he can keep growing stronger. No matter what realm a mysterious creature has reached, even if it's a god, if the Forbidden Ruins can't hold it down, the Demon-Sealing Sticker will keep it fed and housed. And if the Star Bla 6.5kReads9.1Score494Shelves
19. 169 穿 After Transmigration, Her Whole Family Are Villains 穿越之我全家都是反派 Song Xiangbai宋象白Ancient Romance832k WordsCompleted Content warning: Lots of crude bathroom humor. Don't read while eating. Version One: Jiang Mianmian transmigrates. Her father is a scheming scholar with the face of a kindly man. Her mother has the face of a bodhisattva and the heart of a ruthless killer. Her eldest brother looks simple-minded but is cunning at heart. Her second sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born destined to be villains. To highlight the protagonist's justice, kindness, and greatness, they work hard to do all so 137.2kReads9.6Score16.5kShelves
20. 170 高 Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗 Muscular Seagull肌肉海鸥Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta 339.3kReads9.4Score32.8kShelves

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    If it's not funny, I'll kill you! There's no foolish lust, only the sincerity of cultivation in his eyes. The male lead's parents divorced, and his mother actually took half of his father's life force—it's absolutely hilarious! The most insane story I've ever read!

21. 171 这 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂，还没有素质 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 96.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves

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    This one is the funniest.

22. 172 木EN Konoha's Crazy Dave 木叶的疯狂戴夫 Little Question Mark小问号嘛Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsOngoing Reborn in the world of Naruto, I become the son of the Second Hokage of Konoha? My name is Senju Dave? I can grow plants, and I’m really good at it! I’m classmates with Hiruzen and Danzo, and I help Danzo become Hokage? Hiruzen becomes Root? “Uncle Madara! You’re old now! Let me carry you!” “Brat! You want to dance?” 11.3kReads9.5Score900Shelves

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    This book is an absolute masterpiece! Although the plot twists and turns, it stays on track throughout, and all the necessary characters are there! The humor is absolutely top-notch! [Thumbs up] "Friendly reminder": Don't read some chapters while eating!!! Remember! Remember!

23. 173 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 43.2kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves

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    😘😘😘😘These books are super hilarious, highly recommended!🌹🌹🌹🌹 Hahaha, I couldn't stop laughing!💐💐💐💐 Being a palace maid is a high-risk profession. An Jiu decided to work hard, save money, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But then she suddenly heard the tyrant's inner thoughts. "Ugh, so annoying, so annoying, so annoying! Are all these memorials just garbage? I've already said I won't eat peaches, I won't eat peaches, I won't eat peaches, yet you keep asking, asking, asking every single day!"

24. 174 刺 What a Thrill! The Real Heiress Goes Wild with a Gossip System 刺激！真千金带吃瓜系统发大疯 Pihei痞黑Modern Romance560k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + mind reading + gossip + unhinged, no-brain fun] Jiang Qiyu transmigrates into a showbiz novel as a washed-up starlet, and she's the foil to the fake heiress heroine. In the end, the heroine will sell her overseas to the black market, where she will die a horrible death after causing trouble again and again! Gossip System: [Host, all you need to do is quietly enjoy the gossip and rack up explosive points to rewrite your ending!] Jiang Qiyu sneers: “No way! Dead sooner or later, so I mi 25.9kReads9.4Score4.5kShelves

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    🌸🌸🌸🌸These are hilarious, the laugh-out-loud factor is off the charts!🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺 Hahaha, I laughed until my stomach hurt!🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 During a variety show livestream, when asked why they work so hard: Guest 1: "I thought of my hardworking farmer grandfather." Guest 2: "My grandmother is a farmer, I miss her so much." Qiao Xi: "For the money! One episode's appearance fee is 200,000, wouldn't you do it? Family, as long as you don't die, work yourself to death!"

25. 175 官 After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后，反派被迫从良 Jiang Xiaokui江小葵Modern Romance660k WordsCompleted Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro 19.4kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
26. 176 不 No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话 Yin Zaishui尹在水Ancient Romance925k WordsCompleted An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the 78.7kReads9.4Score13kShelves
27. 177 反 A Miserable Life for Villainous Spouses: Where Should We Cause Trouble Today? 反派夫妻百事哀，今天在哪搞破坏 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Troublemaking drama queen heroine vs. villainous big shot who cleans up after her] Su Zhi became the newlywed wife of the villainous big shot Huo Wujiao. In the story, she was a wealthy family's fake heiress who had done every kind of evil. One day, she was thrown out of the house, and on the street she found the “fallen and powerless” villain Huo Wujiao. Each had something the other wanted, so they got married. To earn enough life points to survive, she joined forces with the big shot and they 30.7kReads9.1Score4kShelves
28. 178 震 Shocking! The Metaphysics Master Can Hear People's Thoughts 震惊！玄学大佬被读心了 Yellow Peach Tutu黄桃土土Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + mind-reading + lighthearted] After graduating with a law degree, Xia Wange, heir to a Daoist sect, sees a wheelchair shimmering with purple energy at a car crash site. Born unable to gather energy, she can’t bring herself to leave the wheelchair alone. [I’ll carry this wheelchair off and borrow the energy on it to draw talismans. Then I’ll be the undisputed goddess of the supernatural world!] Lu Qiu, the CEO still trapped in the wreckage, inexpli 378.3kReads9.5Score76.8kShelves
29. 179 大 On the First Day of College, I Started My Ascent to Godhood with a Song of Invincibility 大一开学，唱着无敌之歌开始登神 Tomorrow Tian Ming明天天鸣Urban123k WordsOngoing 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a good book, you can read it.

30. 180 就 Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂 Ji Furan纪扶染Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted [Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and 118.9kReads9.6Score13.8kShelves

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    The fake heiress is super lazy, all she wants to do is lie down [laughing and crying emoji]. When she was 12, Shen Yue accidentally fell into the pond while feeding the fish. She then learned that her parents weren't her parents, and her five brothers weren't her brothers either. She was the fake heiress of the Shen family! Faced with the inevitable loss of everything, Shen Yue simply... Lay down. If one is destined to lose everything, then she chooses to lie down. "Big brother, is the company fun? Let me see." She should hurry and have some fun while she's still the daughter of the Shen family, otherwise she won't be able to reach them later. "Second brother, is acting fun? Let me see." What? You get paid for playing dead without moving?! This job must be secured! "Third brother, is this gun real? Let me see?" It's pretty good, but the recoil is too strong. Next time, get me a smaller one. "Fourth brother, will the teacher be angry if I go into your research institute? Let me see." This teacher is so handsome, let's get close! "Fifth brother, this medicine smells really good, let me try a little..." Delicious! But my brain is a little itchy, will it start growing a brain?!

31. 181 甜 Sweet, Sizzling Kisses! After We Get Our Marriage License, He Kisses Me Red Every Night 甜欲肆吻！领证后夜夜被亲红温 Qing Qing Ci轻卿辞Modern Romance473k WordsCompleted Jiang Jinnian, the current head of the Jiang family, is known for his self-discipline and propriety, and his cool temperament. Even though the Jiang and Shen families arranged a marriage long ago, no one ever connected him with Shen Nanzhi. For years, Shen Nanzhi thought the same. Jiang Jinnian spent most of his time abroad. He was cold by nature and rarely came home, so the two hardly ever had a chance to meet. Even when they did, Shen Nanzhi always kept her distance. She never imagined that, b 46.1kReads9.1Score5kShelves
32. 182 娘 My Wife Is Actually a Female Demon Lord 娘子竟是女魔头 Toast Toast土司吐司Historical2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating, Wang You found himself married on the spot. Not only did he become a county magistrate, he also got to marry a beautiful bride... But on their wedding night, he was poisoned and carried away. His wife's family are a band of local tyrants, every one of them a peerless martial artist. In a tiny county yamen, there are more than ten people scheming against one another. The maid who is always smiling can take down more than a dozen burly men. His wife practices martial arts eve 35.7kReads9.0Score3.5kShelves

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    Highly rated, hilarious [making a face] The first book 🦀🦀 The male protagonist hides his identity as a martial arts master 🔥 and lives a low-key life as a county magistrate. Unexpectedly, his wife is actually a member of the Demonic Sect. When his wife's identity is exposed and she goes on the run, the male protagonist begins his scheme…

33. 183 我 With Divine Eyes, I'll Claim Both Invincibility and Women 我有神眼，无敌和女人都要 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban372k WordsCompleted Li Yifeng is 23 and has just five yuan to his name when he casually buys a fake antique stone bead. Then the thing slips into the space between his eyebrows! From that day on, he can see through things. He checks out beautiful women, makes 30 million a day finding hidden treasures in jade, and exposes a show-off ex-boyfriend at a class reunion. Li Yifeng’s women are even harder to deal with than his enemies. Su Qingyue announces in public, “He’s my boyfriend,” nearly making him choke on a chicke 460Reads—Score130Shelves

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    These are hilarious.

34. 184 我 I’m Just a Web Novelist, So How Did I Become a Literary Great? 我就一写网文的，怎么成文豪了 One Thousand and One千里零零一Urban788k WordsOngoing [Parallel World + Single Female Lead + Coming of Age] “Recently, Mr. Luo Ji, one of only two people in Hua Kingdom to win the world's highest honor in science fiction, released his memoir of his friendship with literary giant Gu Yuan. He admitted that it was the most legendary and controversial friendship of his life...” “Because Gu Yuan made him the protagonist of one of his books, the world remembers him as the sword-wielder who ushered in the Deterrence Era, rather than as a world-class maste 142kReads9.1Score12.2kShelves
35. 185 随 A Portable Women's Prison: Taming a Goddess from the Start 随身女子监狱，开局驯服女神 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban337k WordsCompleted Fresh out of college and already a corporate drone, Lin Yi is more exhausted than a donkey. Then he awakens the Beauty Prison, a portable prison! The rules are simple and ruthless: it only holds stunningly beautiful female villains who have committed all manner of wicked deeds. Cold-blooded romance scammers, icy and heartless female CEOs, ruthless top assassins, gods who control life and death... Any peerlessly beautiful woman who breaks the rules gets thrown in prison overnight for reform! Wh 5.2kReads—Score455Shelves
36. 186 炼EN Cultivation Clan: My Fortune Space 炼气家族，我有一个造化空间 Metal and Fire Flourish, Jia Wood金火旺甲木Eastern Fantasy3.5M WordsOngoing [Traditional Cultivation + Slow-Burn Progression + Close-Knit Family + Ruthless + Both Parents Alive. Spatial Realm + Mortal + Cautious + Schemer + Not a Good-for-Nothing] [Realms: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul, Deity Transformation...] Li Qingyuan was born with congenital heart disease and died young. He transmigrates into the cultivation world before birth, into a family of Qi Refiners. Once he learns that this is a world of cultivation, seeking immortalit 77.8kReads8.2Score5.8kShelves

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    [Laughing][Making a face][Laughing][Smirking] It's a 9.8 On Tomato, incredibly good, hilarious! I'm dying of laughter! A truly top-notch masterpiece, reading it can lead you to the pinnacle of life, it's so good, the writing and plot are first-rate, it's incredibly exciting, especially, especially good.

37. 187 史 The Harshest Test Setter in History 史上最狠出题人 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He's elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most deviously cruel exam setter in the world! One test paper wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, while a single question made 200,000 students in Huicheng cry! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions in their head. What color was Daji's bellyband? Did Qin Shi Huang circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise? This is a Chinese exam, so why are you asking 5.7kReads9.3Score785Shelves

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    This will absolutely make you laugh out loud in bed in the middle of the night! A five-year veteran bookworm highly recommends it!!!

38. 188 金 The Golden Son-in-Law 金牌帝婿 Misty Rain’烟雨’Historical3.0M WordsCompleted [Farming] [Lighthearted] [Alternate world] [No System] Qin Yu transmigrates, and from the start he’s the second son of the Prince of Qin’s household. His father is a non-imperial prince of Great Wei and the Minister of Revenue. His mother is a wealthy daughter of a prominent Jiangnan family. His older brother is a peerless general who guards the frontier. With such powerful connections and an exalted position, Qin Yu gives up on ambition, indulging in wine, women, and song, and reclining in the 47.4kReads9.0Score4.7kShelves

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    [Shy][Shy] In the middle of the night, I laughed so hard I could barely breathe. I laughed non-stop from head to toe, and oh my god, tears streamed down my face. Anyone with a high threshold for laughter should definitely try this and see where your laughter limit is.

39. 189 黑 Blackmail in Hand, I Start with the Campus Goddess 黑料控制，开局从校花女神开始 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban320k WordsCompleted In the parallel world of Blue Star, Zhao Qingyang gets a rather shady System. Its functions: dig up people's dirt, treat their illnesses, teach them everything they need to know, and bind them for life. After-sales services include dealing with loan sharks, handling a professor's sexual harassment, providing an illegal laboratory, treating terminal illnesses, and covering up hacking... All it costs is “a little” freedom and dignity. And so the strict counselor starts practicing how to peel apple 1.2kReads—Score103Shelves
40. 190 香 Soft and Fragrant in His Arms, the Capital’s Princeling Falls for Her 香软入怀，京圈太子爷沦陷了 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄12k WordsCompleted Soft and Sweet in His Arms, the Capital’s Top Heir Falls for Her 16.1kReads—Score291Shelves

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    I recommend two super good short story books.

41. 191 我EN My Right Eye is a God-Tier Computer 我的右眼是神级计算机 Wang Zilü王自律Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.2M WordsCompleted I am the super artificial intelligence in your eyes. You humans call an IQ of 85 stupid and an IQ of 135 smart, but you will never understand what an IQ of 125,000 means! From now on, I will be your right-hand man! 162.4kReads9.2Score21.8kShelves
42. 192 可 Damn! Why Is the Crown Princess Surrounded by Suitors Everywhere? 可恶！怎么到处都是长公主的鱼！ What Did I Do Today今天我干嘛了Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Short drama of the same name] [The Princess's World of Flowers] Now streaming [Content warning: The female lead is not exclusive, but all the men are, so read with caution] [Schrodinger's playgirl × a whole lot of men] [Lighthearted, not a serious historical drama] [Original title]: Too Many Men Are Such a Hassle. Who Should I Spoil? Wen Yu transmigrates into the Great Sheng Dynasty as its beautiful, useless, brainless eldest princess. After learning that the original owner drowned by accident 49kReads9.5Score6.7kShelves

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    Hilarious! Both are 9.6 Points, perfectly matching the description of the "bad girl princess" who's incredibly witty and has her male leads completely charmed. [Laughing][Laughing]

43. 193 芯 Chip-Controlled, the Goddess Becomes My Maid 芯片控制，女神成为我的女仆 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban596k WordsCompleted When an encrypted alien code is accidentally implanted in him, ordinary programmer Zhao Yunfeng becomes a target for elimination by the Kronos, a race of “time raiders.” In his darkest hour, ten extraordinary women implanted with “guardian chips” gather around him under a command they must obey absolutely, from an icy executive director to the daughter of a martial arts family, from a top-tier star to a genius hacker. The chips grant them unrivaled combat power, while also linking them through h 388Reads—Score160Shelves
44. 194 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 107.2kReads9.5Score15.5kShelves
45. 195 一 One Man, One Rabbit, One Tortoise: Driving the Cultivation World Crazy 一人一兔一龟，整疯修仙界 Han Hong涵鸿Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [System + Shameless Protagonist + Top-Tier Schemer and Adorable Pets + Stirring Up Trouble + Comedy + Ruthless + No Shame + If You Don’t Like an Overpowered Protagonist, Don’t Read] A shameless protagonist, Lin Zhijie. A cheeky, adorable pet, Qin Laoliu. A rogue turtle, Guoguo. A lovesick hen, Fengfeng. A shameless dog, Lord Gou Dexing. After Lin Zhijie transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation, he gets a crazy System. Every time he drives a villain insane, he receives lavish rewards fr 6.6kReads8.7Score817Shelves

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    🌈Who knows? This is a masterpiece from Tomato Book! So many laughs! I was listening to it while slacking off at work🔥, laughing so hard my stomach hurt. My colleague saw me shaking and asked if I wasn't feeling well🌸, and I replied that I was laughing so hard I was crying. It was the first comedy book I ever read. 🌟

46. 196 绝 Absolute Obedience System: Reborn in Hong Kong, Taking Control of the Entertainment Industry 绝对服从系统，重生香江控制港娱 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban225k WordsCompleted Back in 1975, Lin Yichen owns a clothing factory on the verge of bankruptcy and a fat-cat System that does nothing but make snide remarks. He wants to keep a low profile, but the System insists he reach the pinnacle of success by “binding a sexy songstress and controlling an innocent jade beauty.” So he can only “reluctantly” bring one future goddess after another under his wing. He has a financial prodigy peel shrimp for him, makes a kung fu empress do a handstand in a helicopter, and has a fut 37Reads—Score120Shelves
47. 197 让 I Asked You to Run the Special Talents Class, So How Did They All Become Top Students? 让你代管特长班，怎么全成学霸了？ A Heart Facing the Sun向阳的心Urban3.6M WordsCompleted Three homeroom teachers have been driven away in just two months. When it comes to Class Seven, the special-track class for underachievers known as a teacher’s battlefield and a playground for poor students, even with the director of studies offering sky-high pay, the veteran teachers sit as still as mountains. Not one is willing to take the job. Just then, Chen Chu, a trainee teacher, activates the Strongest Teaching System. He volunteers to become Class Seven’s new homeroom teacher, starting f 12kReads9.6Score1.5kShelves

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    These are all high-scoring books, my stomach hurts.

48. 198 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 48.7kReads8.9Score7kShelves

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    That's hilarious! Even though it doesn't have a 9.5.

49. 199 末 In an Apocalypse Prison, I Train Goddesses Into Warriors 末世监狱，将女神驯服成战士 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Sci-Fi & Apocalypse541k WordsCompleted My name is Zhao Linyu. Before the apocalypse, I was a low-ranking prison guard. After it began, I awakened a System, and now I manage a base with more than 3,000 people. My daily routine: an AI nags me into going to all sorts of places to rescue beautiful women: universities, hospitals, film studios, research institutes. It's like collecting stamps. My problem: the women always want to rebel when they first arrive. The professors talk to me about human rights, the celebrities talk to me about th 2.7kReads—Score207Shelves
50. 200 狗 You Thieving Author! You Plagiarized My Book Review? 狗作者！抄我书评？ Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban141k WordsCompleted [Short, Mind-Bending Story] "What if, from the moment you were born, someone had scripted your entire life? Your parents, friends, lovers... every one of them was an actor playing a part." "Your daily life is broadcast live to hundreds of millions of viewers around the world." "Everything is fake, and you are the only real person in this world. What would you do?" One day, Su Han learned the truth. He was the star of the world's most popular show, Su Han's Reality Show. Tens of thousands of 361Reads8.3Score107Shelves

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