The Book That Made Me Laugh Like a Worm at Midnight, Going “Geigei,” Until My Mom Kicked Me Out of the House 半夜笑成蛆搁那geigei乐,让我妈给我踹出家门的书
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- 251 The Cat-Cat Star from Above 天降喵喵星 A Cat Star Falls from the Sky —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 252 EN Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This? 谁教他这么修仙的? [Blue Star, evil cultivators, no harem, invincible protagonist, comedy, goofball humor, transmigration. If that bothers you, don't read.] [An established author’s new book, backed by twenty million characters of experience. I like setting up plot threads, so if something seems unreasonable, give it a few chapters.] A new disciple who had just joined the sect rushed in, panicking: “Master, this is terrible! Big Brother robbed someone!” “Don’t make such a fuss. Your senior brother is securing bene 94.1kReads8.8Score8.7kShelves
- 253 I Was Killed 99 Times from the Start, So I Went Completely Crazy 开局被噶99次,我直接原地发疯 [Transmigration] [Wacky comedy] [Unorthodox cultivation] [Happy ending] After transmigrating into the villainess of a cultivation novel, Yan Xiaoyi wasn't worried at all. She had the script in hand, so what could go wrong? Then she got killed ninety-nine times from the start, and completely lost it. She went crazy right on the spot! At the same time, she awakened a System called “Invincible, Ruthless, Ultimate, Wildly Awesome, Sky-High Test Version 0.01,” shortened to “Ruthless-Awesome System.” 18.1kReads8.7Score3.1kShelves
- 254 The Gods Bow Low, While the Wind God Shines Alone 诸神折腰,风神独美 The Gods Bow, but the Wind God Stands Alone 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 255 Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗 [Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta 339.3kReads9.4Score32.8kShelves
- 256 Who Needs to Study? I’m Raising Hell with My Rebellious Stepmom 学什么习,跟反骨后妈去作天作地 [A rebellious stepmother + a genius child + a variety show with kids in the early chapters + absurd, goofy couple + incredibly fast-moving romance] The Huo family spent a fortune hiring a beautiful stepmother on contract. Her resume said she spoke five languages, so she could help the child with his language studies. They planned to send her and the boy on a variety show and make a splash. But a month later, young master Huo Yan opened his mouth and spoke fluent Northeastern dialect: “Tomatoes 3kReads8.5Score351Shelves
- 257 A Cannon-Fodder Side Character? I’m Turning the Entertainment Industry Upside Down with My Unhinged Antics 炮灰女配?我靠发癫整顿内娱 Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder supporting character in a showbiz story about a real and fake heiress, hated by the entire internet and abandoned by her family. After finishing a phone call, she realized the plot was already halfway over, and she was right on the brink of being pushed to jump off a building. But she wasn’t the original Jiang Qiyu. She was Jiang “rebellious to the bone” Qiyu. Faced with a world that showed her no kindness, she went compl 31Reads—Score—Shelves
- 258 Heaven Has Granted Me a Powerful Minister for a Husband 天官赐我权臣夫 To clear her family’s name and enter the Imperial Astronomical Bureau, Fang Qinyu, daughter of a disgraced official, carefully plots her way into marriage with Qu Xinan, a Vice Minister of Rites who fell in love with her at first sight. She intends to use marriage as a stepping stone, unaware that her cool calculations will soon be met with a battle of devotion. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 259 The Fake Heiress Fears Nothing: This Taotie Just Keeps Eating 假千金无所畏惧,本饕餮哐哐干饭 A baby's cry rings out in the delivery room, and a cold breeze brushes Tao Cici's face. Pixiu and Bixie are fighting when one of them kicks the little Taotie, quietly enjoying her meal nearby, straight into a human woman's belly. Thankfully, after she's born, her parents dote on her and her older brother spoils her. Aside from eating and drinking every day, the little Taotie has never done anything useful. She only goes home to pick up some homework she forgot, but overhears a shocking truth com 13.1kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves
- 260 What Are You Jealous About? 你醋什么? What Are You Jealous About? —Reads—Score—Shelves
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The 1960s: The Little Kid Who Gave the Heroine a Space Is Done with It 六零,送女主空间的小崽崽不干了
When she opens her eyes, Miao Qing has become a random supporting character in a period novel. The scene is about to shower the heroine with gifts and hand her a golden finger, but Miao Qing kicks off a life completely different from the plot with a loud, piercing wail. Who would have guessed that after she'd just finished training her underlings, Miao Qing would suddenly learn that the commune she's in is called Hongqi Commune, with Qingshan Brigade, Hongxing Brigade, and Kaoshantun Brigade nea
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- 262 I’ll Turn the Survival Show Upside Down, with Just My Bestie and Me! 捅翻求生综艺,只需我和闺蜜! [Lighthearted Comedy + Showbiz + Survival Variety Show + Taking Down Scumbags, Just for Fun] Ye Shiyin transmigrated into a book. She became a disposable side character in a melodramatic showbiz love quadrangle full of villains. Before she could even join the variety show, a scheming white-lotus supporting actress had already egged her on to target the male lead’s dream girl. At this crucial moment, she got a little too trigger-happy and messed with two more people. As a result, all four female 173Reads8.2Score—Shelves
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I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头,你怎么成魅魔了!
[Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel
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- 264 Her Camera Tells a Story 她的镜头会说话 My new work is here! You're welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗,小师妹是真狗
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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- 266 My Name Is Wei Shufen! 俺叫魏淑芬! Granny Wei is eighty-eight years old this year. She runs up the mountain every morning without even getting out of breath. Following the water pipe at home, she can climb all the way to the third floor with her bare hands! Wei Shufen, the Ancestor of Xuantian, failed her tribulation and arrived at Mount Dawang. She happened upon Granny Wei, who had just taken her last breath, and became her! After binding to a bragging System, she embarked on the road to the pinnacle of life! When her granddaugh 6.4kReads9.1Score858Shelves
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The Wicked Villainess Is a Big Dog, and She's Wrecking the Whole Elite Family 恶毒女配是比格,豪门都被她创飞
[Warning: Street thugs and louts use mother-related insults. Reader discretion advised!] [Transmigrates into a Book + Beagle Comes to Life + Beloved by a Wealthy Family + Silly Comedy + Feel-Good] The beagle Song Jinjin transmigrated into the villainess of a wealthy-family novel, a girl who made trouble at every turn. System: [You're madly in love with the male lead, bully the heroine, torment the villain, and have everyone out for your blood.] Song Jinjin: I don't understand. I'm the Beagle Qu
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- 268 What Do You Mean, Wicked Heiress? That’s How We’ll Always Love Her 什么恶毒千金,那是我们永远爱她的心 What do you mean, wicked heiress? That's the heart that will always love her. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 269 No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话 An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the 78.7kReads9.4Score13kShelves
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Great Ming: My Uncle Is Zhu Yuanzhang 大明我大伯是朱元璋
He was Zhu Yuanzhang’s most trusted nephew. He was also the person who gave Zhu Yuanzhang the biggest headache. He loved to play the rascal, and though people could beat and scold him, they couldn’t kill him. After all, he was the only son of Zhu Yuanzhang’s second elder brother. But this guy really was a troublemaking lout who drove the entire court crazy: he tricked Old Zhu, conned Young Zhu, and loved beating up Zhu Laosi.
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- 271 Born to Make Them Laugh 转笑生 Turn to Laughter —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 272 EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后,彻底摆烂吃瓜 [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 26.3kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves
- 273 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本,沙雕摆烂躺麻了 The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 140.1kReads9.6Score15.1kShelves
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After Seeing the Narration, I Got Rich by Executing the Protagonists 看见旁白后,我靠处刑主角暴富了
After returning from being possessed for three years, Yu Qi discovered that the world was one giant Tomato Novel, and she'd already completed the story of the villainess: she'd been kicked out of her family, become notorious, and lost everything. Luckily, the rebirth bundle she'd bought at great expense came with a golden finger: she could see the novel's narration, including descriptions of people's appearances, sudden events, and inner thoughts. If you don't perish in silence, you go crazy i
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- 275 The Little Sunshine Is Selfish and Sharp-Tongued 小太阳她自私又毒舌 The Little Sun Is Selfish and Sharp-Tongued 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 276 So Popular! The Real Heiress Takes the Entertainment World by Storm by Squandering Her Wealth 超火!真千金靠败家爆红娱乐圈 [Hilarious + Showbiz + Everyone's Darling + Transmigrate Into a Book + Absurdist + Live-Stream Variety Show + True and Fake Heiresses Don't Tear Each Other Down] Feng Xixi transmigrates into a book and becomes the real heiress of a billionaire family. As the heroine's foil, the real heiress keeps making one terrible decision after another. Thinking of the real heiress's miserable fate, Feng Xixi decides that knowing your place is important: She absolutely won't cause trouble for the billionaire 51.4kReads9.2Score8.1kShelves
- 277 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派:开局,我绑架了女主! [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 76.3kReads8.3Score4.9kShelves
- 278 Reborn, I Won’t Let Anyone Bully My Guard 重生后,谁都不能欺负我的侍卫 After Being Reborn, No One Can Bully My Guard 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Black Lotus Returns Reborn, and Her In-Laws Tremble in Fear 黑莲花重生归来,婆家瑟瑟发抖
Original title: The Black Lotus Is Reborn, and Her In-Laws Tremble in Fear Short dramas: The Crazy Stepmother and New Life from Old Snow In her past life, Su An was abused by her husband. After she called the police, the officer told her it was a family matter and not their concern. She fled to her parents' home for help, but her grandmother said, “Take care of the kids, cook the meals, look after the elders, and hand over your wages every month. Then he won't hit you, will he? That's how it is
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The Princess Consort Is Poor and Miserable, and Loves to Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger 王妃她又穷又苦,还喜欢扮猪吃虎
Wen Yu, the chancellor's son famous throughout the capital, was a good-for-nothing who spent all day shirking his studies and loafing around. The night before, her father had just dragged her out of a brothel. The next day, she passed the imperial examinations and came first. Not a single person in the capital believed she could place first. They all marveled that she had such a good father! Even Wen Yu herself found it hard to believe. She couldn't help asking her father, “Did you bribe the exa
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The Apocalypse Is Here, So Why Bother Competing? Stockpile Supplies! 都末日了还内卷啥呢?囤物资啊
[Apocalypse + space + reborn + frantically stockpiling supplies + no romance] (No male lead, so feel free to ship anyone you like.) Qin Sheng survived for three years in the Apocalypse, finally outlasting the boss and taking over as second-in-command. But before she could enjoy her new life, she woke up to find herself reborn two months before the Apocalypse! She had worked so hard to claw her way up to become the big boss! Before she could even throw her weight around, the heavens sent her back
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The Stunning Beauty Acts Cute! Doctor Jiang’s Back Is About to Give Out 尤物撒娇!江医生累断腰
[Scheming, aloof orthopedic surgeon VS sweet, sexy heiress] [Feigned refinement VS a true bombshell] Flirtatious tension X proud beauty X deliberate seduction X two strong leads who are each other’s first “Like Jiang Taigong fishing, I’ll cast my line and wait for the willing to bite. I’m fishing for you. Are you taking the bait?” When the heiress first met Jiang Jin, she made no secret of her bold advances, only to be met with the doctor raising an eyebrow and scoffing. In the orthopedic clini
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The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批,唯有师妹逗比
After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th
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Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Original Wife of a Mad Power-Hungry Minister 穿成疯批权臣的炮灰原配
[Farming + Transmigrate into a Book + Sweet Romance] Witty, scheming girl vs. lovesick, obsessive powerbroker Xin Yueying transmigrates into a book, landing in an old-fashioned, preachy novel as the wicked wife of the deranged, obsessive second male lead. Shen Qingqi is the novel’s deranged, villainous male character. Born into a family of famed generals, he was imprisoned alongside the Shen family after his father offended powerful nobles. He suffered terribly in prison and was left with crippl
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- 285 I Ran Into My Ex While Getting Hemorrhoids Removed 割痔疮偶遇前男友 Adorably goofy girl × proud, sharp-tongued guy Lu Yunzheng was the brother Jiang Lanyue got as part of a bargain. Their parents had both remarried, and the siblings didn’t get along. Lu Yunzheng couldn’t stand Jiang Lanyue’s freeloading father, so he picked on his stepsister too. Then, somehow, he started developing feelings for Jiang Lanyue... 1.7kReads8.9Score186Shelves
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Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦:开局一只大哥炭小侍
[Rating is out, and everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Have a Weird Art Style," "Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet," and "Pokemon: The Record of an Undead Champion" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No Transmigration] + [No Rebirth] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Merged Regions] + [Original Elements] + [Slice of Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. I
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The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Old Foxes Eavesdrop on My Thoughts 炮灰觉醒,老六们偷听我心声
[Transmigrate into a book + wacky comedy + the schemers don't admit they can read minds + adored by everyone + shameless + utterly unhinged early on + happy ending + royals who aren't stereotypes] [Complete] Yin Jiao had been in the book for ten years when, one day, she finally awakened. She had transmigrated into a tearjerking romance with more than a thousand chapters about the male and female leads. The entire cast was so bad at communicating that even dogs would shake their heads. Good news:
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- 288 Shh! Let’s Gossip! A Top-Tier Star’s Pregnancy Care Guide! 嘘!吃瓜!女顶流孕期养护指南! [Showbiz comeback + sweet romance + secret marriage + a little angst early on, running away while pregnant + a taciturn domineering CEO gets flirted with in return on the road to a comeback] She found out she was pregnant on the day she divorced him?! With a baby in her belly, Ruan Yu secretly signed the divorce papers with Gu Youci. She felt as if she’d been handed the script of a woman who runs away while pregnant. But she’d originally planned to abort the baby. Then he signed and looked up at 7.8kReads8.8Score580Shelves
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Part Ways in Peace, General, Let Me Be Beautiful on My Own 一别两宽,将军自重,妾身想独美
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Every Campus Beauty Has a System, Yet I Still Get to Have My Cake and Eat It Too 校花们人手一个系统,我软饭硬吃
[Complete + subverts the usual tropes + feel-good romance + brand-new premise + campus beauty] The new book is now being serialized. Old fans are welcome to check it out! Chen Xin, a junior in college, suddenly gets the “Living Off Women While Calling the Shots System,” and from then on, his life takes a very different turn! Because his System can give beautiful women subsidiary systems! The aloof campus beauty instantly turns into a lovesick simp...
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- 291 Three Kingdoms: Ten Times Faster, and Diao Chan Says I’m Too Fast 三国:十倍速度,貂蝉说我太快了 After transmigrating to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, Duan Yu opens his eyes to find that he has been taken in by Diao Chan, the most beautiful woman of the Three Kingdoms. Looking at the humble home and the beautiful woman, Duan Yu awakens the [Tenfold Speed] trait and decides to repay her with everything he has. [Ding! System notification: You have awakened the [Tenfold Speed] trait. Everything you do is now ten times faster!] [Ding! After diligently farming ten times, you have obtained 54.2kReads9.0Score7.1kShelves
- 292 After My Best Friend Hooks Up with My Boss, I’m the One Who Comes Out on Top 闺蜜拿下我老板后,我赢麻了 [Best friend and her husband + lie flat + sweet romance] Qiao Yu found a job, but her boss was impossible to deal with, so she got her best friend to pursue him. Thanks to her best friend's persistent efforts, she succeeded, and Qiao Yu got to lie flat. In her best friend's husband's office, she could drink all the milk tea she wanted, play on her phone, and even boss him around now and then. Before the domineering CEO started dating her best friend: “Qiao Yu, make me another coffee!” After he s 13.2kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
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After Becoming the Overbearing CEO's Sister, I Gave Up Trying 穿成霸总他妹后我摆烂了
Xu Tang transmigrated into a book as the overbearing CEO’s younger sister. The original version of her was a menace who’d joined the entertainment industry, and now Xu Tang had to clean up her messes. During a livestream, a hater asked, “Why are you pretending to be pitiful?” Xu Tang put in some eye drops and choked out, “How else am I supposed to cash in? We’re all working stiffs here, buddy. Give me a break.” On a variety show, during a truth-or-dare segment, she was asked, “What’s the most me
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After Being Kidnapped, I Kidnap the Western Regions' Young Lord and Bring Him Back to the Central Plains 被拐后,我反拐西域少主回中原
[Young lord of the Western Regions × Princess of Sheng'an] Ye Zhaoyu was born into the imperial family. She figured she'd surely been dealt the pampered darling's script in life, so she wisely decided to coast. But she never expected to take a wrong turn and be kidnapped to the Western Regions. By a stroke of bad luck, she was sent to the bed of a deranged young lord known as a demon's lair and a living Shura. She immediately switched into survival-and-escape mode, determined to flee back to the
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- 295 The Capital’s Princeling’s Personal Secretary 京圈太子爷的贴身女秘书 [100% Sweet Romance] [Irresistibly Flirty and Sweet] A short drama/comic adaptation is in production A reserved, noble, domineering CEO VS a stunning, sweet secretary bride Ye Chu gently opened the door, ready to leave. Suddenly, a man's low, hoarse voice sounded behind her. "In such a hurry. Where are you going?" Lin Jingting stared intently at the breathtaking beauty before him. Ye Chu turned around and said awkwardly, "I... I'll pay you..." "I've got plenty of money." As Lin Jingting spoke, 9.2kReads8.0Score544Shelves
- 296 I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我,最强毒士,女帝直呼活阎王 [Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re 386.2kReads9.2Score32.8kShelves
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After Taking the Antidote, I Got Pregnant by a Tycoon 吃了解药后,我怀了财阀大佬的崽
[Ridiculously funny + everyone's favorite + pregnancy before love + married life] After her paparazzi career was sabotaged, Jiang Xiaomi kidnapped celebrity tycoon Lou Tianqin. She locked him in a dark basement, smeared chili sauce all over him, took scandalous photos, and posted them on her social media... Everyone thought Jiang Xiaomi was done for. But after taking the wrong medicine, she unexpectedly got pregnant with Lou Tianqin's baby. From then on, her mother-in-law doted on her, her fathe
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The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记
[Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path.
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- 299 Great Qin: Fusu Is Demoted from the Start, So I Talk Him into Rebellion 大秦:开局扶苏被贬,忽悠他造反 “Fusu, you already have an army of 300,000 at your command. Why haven’t you rebelled yet?” “Once Qin Shi Huang dies, Zhao Gao will forge the imperial decree and Hu Hai will take the throne. Don’t wait!” “March into Xianyang and force Qin Shi Huang to abdicate in your favor!” “Fusu, it’s cold. Put on a dragon robe to keep warm!” “What? The First Emperor is dead? Hu Hai has taken the throne? And he’s issued a decree ordering you to kill yourself? This is your chance! Come on, I’ll write you a proc 129.4kReads9.0Score9.5kShelves
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Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害
His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o
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