1 被 Bitten by a Five-Step Snake? Don't Panic! Take Five Steps Back Zhoushan StewardUrban1.0M Wordscompleted 20.5kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves

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This book is super funny. The anchor meets the police at least once every day, and often meets three or four times [face covering] [face covering] [face covering]

2 舅 Uncle! Something Happened Again! Gu YerbModern Romance1.0M Wordscompleted 20kReads8.8Score3kShelves

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⚡Help! What a walking alarm bell this niece is! The police officers were forced to become "experts in stalking" by her - "The Bad Niece and Her Five Rival Uncles" made me laugh so hard, come and watch the daily life of the humanoid murder detector! 🍩Core setting: No matter where she goes, there will be corpses, and the police will be afraid when they see her! ❄️Corpse transportation girl VS police team: He Qianzhi, a forensic doctor, has a physique that "must pick up corpses when going out": fishing for corpses, walking around in companies to drop corpses from the ceiling, appearing in variety shows to fish for corpses, and even going to temples to pray for blessings can lead to murder scenes! The police uncle had a headache when he saw her: "Why is it you again?" 🐾The daily life of the wronged police officer: - Officer Qinghe: From "feeling sorry for the poor little girl" to "his hands shaking when he saw her", every time the police went out, he prayed "It must not be He Qianzhi who reports the crime", but she always hit the scene of the crime accurately. - Captain Fang Yan: I was so shocked by her logic of "killing pigs to see the wounds" that I doubted my life. My inner OS: This ten-year-old kid knows more about autopsies than a forensic doctor. Do I still want to be the captain? - All police officers: They made a "high-risk list" for her. Whenever she appears, an alarm will sound within ten miles. It can be called a "humanoid alarm predictor". 🎯Famous scene warning: The moment the policeman's blood pressure soars! 🌪️A corpse was caught while fishing, and the policeman was petrified on the spot: He Qianzhi was so hungry that he went to the river to fish, and with a flick of his fishing rod, he fished out a female corpse. In the police station, she calmly reported the cause of death to the police: "There were strangulation marks on the neck, the impact on the back of the head caused death, and there was human skin tissue in the fingernails~" Police officer Qinghe compared it with the autopsy report, and his pupils were shaking: "Are you really not the murderer?" She blamed it: "I often kill pigs, and the wounds are accurate!" (Inwardly: Thank you, I was a forensic doctor in my previous life~) 🌠When she went to the company to drop a body from the sky, her uncle and the police were all dumbfounded: The uncle took her to the company and was about to enter the company building when there was a "bang" - the body fell from the roof. He Qianzhi held her chin and watched the excitement. When the police rushed in and saw her, they all raised their foreheads: "Why is it you again!" 🎪The variety show changed to "Today's Statement", and the barrage made the police laugh like crazy: Her second uncle took her to a farming variety show, and while others were planting rice, she squatted by the river to wash her face, and suddenly raised her hands: "Uncle, there is a corpse here!" The camera looked at it - a real corpse. The program team changed the script overnight, and when the police arrived, the live broadcast room had already exploded: "It is recommended that He Qianzhi be awarded the 'Best Police-Citizen Cooperation Award'!" 🎀Why do you recommend it? These points are so cute that you can stomp your feet! 🎯The contrast is full of cuteness: the skinny bean sprout girl VS the murder scene, others are afraid that she will show up badly, gnawing on the apple and watching the police busy, she is simply the funny female version of the "Death Schoolboy"! 🎨No CP, just making trouble: no romance, no pretentiousness, focus on cheating her uncle + pissing off the police, five uncles are rushing to take the blame for her, the police uncle secretly stuffs snacks for her while having a headache, everyone dotes on her, it's so warm! 💡System God Assist: The "Melon-eating System" seems like a waste, but it always pops up at critical moments: "Host, look! It's the murderer!" "He has a murder weapon in his pocket!" He Qianzhi lay down to solve the case, and the police uncle said, "You should do it!" 🍬Laughing at the split details: Grandpa poisoned her in the hospital by cooking dark dishes, and said "This is Grandpa's love" with a proud face; when grandma was cooking, she saw "little people dancing on her head". 👮‍♀️Readers' comments: "The policeman is so difficult!" 💥"It's so funny, every time He Qianzhi reports a crime, he scares the police out of his psychological shadow. When Officer Qinghe carries her to the police station, I seem to have seen a kindergarten teacher coaxing a child!" 💫"The scene when Captain Fang Yan suspects that she is the murderer. She said seriously, "I often kill pigs," and the policeman's facial expression management is completely out of control. What kind of fairy tale is this!" 🌟"Strongly requesting a "Police and He Qianzhi" extra episode to see them fall in love and kill each other (no), I can follow 100 episodes!" 📚Update guide: 🌼The full text of 1 million words has been completed, from He Qianzhi's confession of relatives and being poisoned to the hospital, to following his uncles to encounter corpses in a fancy way, to forcing the police to become "exclusive bodyguards", every chapter has new jokes and new cases! If you want to know how she changed from a "little pitiful" to a "group pet that the police are afraid of", please click on the link below - "Slaying the Niece and Her Five Big Enemy Uncles", you will not lose money by investing in the shares, the police uncle's blood pressure warning! 👇 (PS: Warm reminder: Don't look at it while eating, lest you laugh so much that you burst into laughter, and the police will call the police!) 😂

3 身 With Thousands of Powerful Ghosts in My Body, I Will Be the Strongest in the World When I Return Yun HuixiaoMystery1.4M Wordscompleted 162kReads9.5Score18.7kShelves

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This one is really awesome. As long as the protagonist walks out of his shop, 20 plainclothes policemen and special policemen will appear immediately.

4 读 Reading Minds to Solve Crimes, She Was Rushed by Various Departments for Secondment Obviously BelowMystery678k Wordsongoing 150.4kReads8.6Score27kShelves

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Really pretty! The humor is hilarious, funny yet righteous, especially the second one!

5 拥 After Possessing the Physique of a God of Death: the Country Chases Me to Feed Me Qinse Evening BreezeModern Romance1.6M Wordscompleted 110.3kReads9.2Score22.9kShelves

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The heroine can understand the words of spiritual animals. She is a fisherman and often catches hidden suitcases. At first, I thought it was the kind of soul-transportation that the general public had, but later I discovered that there was some metaphysics, and the heroine was the missing soul of the "original owner". Very, very beautiful, with funny plot, highly recommended! ! ! ۹( ÒہÓ )۶

6 破 Solve the Case, My Live Broadcast Room Is Full of Murders! Green and Red Commit CrimesMystery1.2M Wordscompleted 65kReads9.3Score10.9kShelves

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7 奇 It's so Strange. Once the System Is Tied Up, the Evil Sect Comes to the Scene. Not YaoModern Romance1.3M Wordscompleted 15.8kReads8.9Score2.6kShelves

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The heroine is in the entertainment industry. On the first day of the variety show, she dug a hole to plant trees and found a white skeleton, which made her enter the game. On the second day, she dug in a different place and found another white bone, and she entered the game again. On the third day, she dug up another white bone and she entered the game again. On the fourth day, the heroine added incense to the shovel and worshiped Buddha. Finally, she did not dig out the bones, but dug out the bloody crime tools. On the fifth day, she met the murderer while doing the task. The heroine: [awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh][awkward laugh]

8 别 Stop Picking It Up, the Country Has No Excuse! Hungry Twice a DayUrban1.1M Wordscompleted 37.4kReads8.9Score4.6kShelves

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The more I watch it, the more enjoyable it becomes, and it's also very funny (if you want, you can make fun of the protagonist and the police, or the police and the military, but it's not explicitly stated in the text. If you don't like it, you can ignore it and just treat it as friendship)

9 直 Live Broadcast: I Said I Had Never Killed Anyone, and the Polygraph Went Off Annoying NameUrban1.2M Wordscompleted 70kReads8.4Score11.1kShelves

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Looks good, the main character is a killer

10 凶 The Role of the Murderer Was so Good That the Detective Filed a Separate Record for Me. Meow NeilUrban360k Wordscompleted 11.4kReads9.2Score2kShelves

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The protagonist actor is a three-good young man who shows his true acting skills. He is skilled in killing techniques and can open locks smoothly. He invites tea twice a day. He knows the location of the den clearly. He knows the slang to the best. He carries a pen with him to defend himself. He goes overboard in self-defense. In this regard, Mousi said: I was just acting in self-defense and accidentally killed another person.

11 开 Start the Live Broadcast in Hell: Who Dares to Go to This Live Broadcast Room? Delicious MushroomsUrban1.9M Wordscompleted 62.3kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves

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The first ghost live broadcast, the police want to save people, it is very healing. The second book has a system where all the people you followed died and attracted the attention of the police, but the people who unfollowed you are still alive. It's very weird.

12 大 Brother, Stop It, All Your Attention Is Gone! The Arrogant KillerUrban1.0M Wordscompleted 29.8kReads8.6Score3.8kShelves

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The first ghost live broadcast, the police want to save people, it is very healing. The second book has a system where all the people you followed died and attracted the attention of the police, but the people who unfollowed you are still alive. It's very weird.

13 主 Anchor, Please Stop, There Are Police Outside! Dragon FightUrban523k Wordscompleted 41.6kReads9.0Score3.7kShelves

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This is it. The police also registered it for him (but it was more about cooperating with them)

14 带 Use the Card Drawing System to Boost Performance for the Police Yu Four YuanUrban1.1M Wordscompleted 95.6kReads9.5Score14.8kShelves

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Absolutely amazing, super beautiful, I have already used it for the second time

15 我 I Am a Villain with First-Rate Acting Skills. Hey, Don't Call the Police. Gu Feng Gets DrunkUrban2.3M Wordsongoing 284.1kReads9.2Score34.6kShelves

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It has to be Brother Dao, hahahahahaha. This male protagonist has no CP. In short, the male protagonist is bound to the system and has to kill people to get points. However, he found that acting and killing counts. Because the system is too villainous, the male protagonist does not look like a good person at first glance. Each of the police comrades has an inner curse that I did not expect that I would also judge people by their appearance.

16 让 I Asked You to Fold a Paper Gun, and You Went to the Police Station to Register It? You Can Reach for the Stars by Raising Your HandUrban462k Wordscompleted 2.3kReads8.4Score337Shelves

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Handicraft anchor, because the handicrafts she makes are so realistic, she is invited to the police station for tea every day

17 无 Undocumented Crime: the Perfect Crime with High IQ Feng ErxiMystery1.2M Wordsongoing 14kReads6.6Score1.8kShelves

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This book is good to read. He is a lawyer during the day and specializes in helping people get out of crime. He kills murderers and rapists secretly. The key is that he also knows the law. The police knew it was him but couldn't catch him. The pace is fast and full. Basically one person in 3-5 chapters. [Like] [Like]. I drink tea every day.

18 我 I Just Drove a Car and the Audience Laughed? Golden HippopotamusUrban1.8M Wordscompleted 100kReads9.2Score10.1kShelves

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Can you believe that I go to the police station every day to withdraw money? Criminals are sent to the police station one after another. As soon as the protagonist calls the police, they will know that "he is coming." The content is not just as simple as driving a car in the title of the book, the whole text is about cars and wheels flying all over the sky.

19 打 After the Moneymaker Was Banned, I Switched to Being a Heavenly Teacher Civet Cat Head716k Wordscompleted 13.2kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves

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The police are stationed in the live broadcast room, doing one thing at a time

26 老 Teacher, the Police Asked You to Help Solve the Case Again! Sleeping CatMystery1.0M Wordscompleted 12.3kReads9.1Score1.8kShelves

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In this book, the art teacher is very good at solving crimes and is noticed by the police. Later, he has to be careful about being poached by the police in other places [laughing]

27 当 There's Nothing Wrong with Being a Killer! Yibaicompleted —Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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The killer protagonist has an FBI friend

28 同 Classmate, If You Are Suspected, Please Cooperate with the Case. I Don't Know the MountainMystery272k Wordscompleted 1.4kReads9.1Score184Shelves

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This is very interesting. The heroine is always at the scene of the crime and has been in the police station several times.

29 来 From the Autobiography of a Tomb Robber YunfengMystery4.4M Wordsongoing 566.5kReads9.6Score51.3kShelves

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My family, I understood it as soon as I read the first book. I no longer paid attention to it, but already got into it [smirk] [snicker] (7 years). The author of the second book is really good at dealing with it. He wrote the "prescription" for real. It's so cruel.

30 重 Reborn as a Drug-Detection Dog, Encounters an Enemy at the Beginning Farewell to the Falling ButterfliesMystery522k Wordscompleted 8.7kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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This one! The police have to look at what he's saying.

31 明 The Bright Moon Hangs High and Shines on All Living Beings. It Is so Difficult to Follow the Holy Father! Stars Falling into the Sky729k Wordsongoing 2.2kReads5.8Score124Shelves

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The protagonist is promoted within the police system, and the protagonist of the copy is paid attention to by the police.

32 麻 A Book by Spicy Watermelon Spicy Big WatermelonMystery581k Wordscompleted 37.4kReads8.6Score5.8kShelves

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After traveling through time, he inexplicably participated in a game and was broadcast live without knowing it, and later became a frequent visitor to the police station.

33 阿 Azu, Stop It, the Country Has Already Invaded an Alien Planet North and South Rock CandyUrban1.0M Wordscompleted 23kReads7.7Score3kShelves

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Not just the police, but also the academy and the military. It's a bit ahead of its time, but there are some things that I really think are so cool just listening to them. The most important thing is that he doesn't have a female protagonist.

34 我 The Years I Spent Hunting Ghosts Among the People Release Hydrogen BalloonMystery252k Wordsongoing 4.9kReads5.8Score425Shelves

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ʘᴗʘBeautiful, very scary and real

35 全 Quan Neiyu Was Brought to the Epileptic State, and It Seemed That I Was Normal. It's a Cat.Modern Romance1.0M Wordscompleted 31.2kReads9.0Score4.5kShelves

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In this book, the performance of the police depends on the heroine. The heroine is broadcasting live, and the police are watching.

35 名 Name Ke******** ongoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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On the surface, he is a star, but secretly he is a killer, provoking the police. Currently, his identity is revealed and he is taken to the police station. He is about to fake his death and escape.

36 我 I Designed a Game and the Police Surrounded Me Call Me a High OfficialUrban1.3M Wordscompleted 50.8kReads9.2Score8.4kShelves

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People in the world call him the tea-drinking saint, and he goes to the police station at least once a day [laughing]

37 我 Is It Normal for Me to Be Mentally Ill and Want to Kill Someone? It's so Cute That You Can't Have Your Head in LoveMystery991k Wordsongoing 1.6kReads7.7Score257Shelves

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No CP! ! I didn't come here without dripping ink! Xu × Mo is the only true god, okay, Officer Xiao Xu is very doting (bushi) and the rest is something else

38 你 How Can Your Expert Team Learn Criminal Investigation from a Fugitive Like Me? Zero Nine Three DemonsMystery3.3M Wordsongoing 22.5kReads9.3Score3.4kShelves

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The first book of My Love, when you meet Su Chen, you have to throw something away! It's so beautiful, why doesn't anyone see it? I will be sad ok! ! ! The protagonist in the second book is very invincible. If he kills a bad guy, the police can't arrest him without evidence. The third great sandbox novel that made me laugh out loud. The author is also a 5G surfer! Every time the protagonist does a live broadcast of "Family", the police must be dispatched, and the police are stationed in his live broadcast. No cp at all (that is, just knock around, hehe)

39 回 After Returning to China: I Have Been Entangled with the National Security Bureau Don't Panic, I Can Add MoreUrban1.5M Wordscompleted 80.4kReads9.4Score8.3kShelves

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The mercenaries returned to China to start their retirement life. They were classified as a special group of people by the national security and were under protective surveillance throughout the process.

40 军 The Military and Police Are All Close, so It's Reasonable for Me to Take 100 Million Points of Credit. Hot and Sour HamUrban656k Wordscompleted 19.7kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves

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40 直 Live Broadcast of People's Livelihood: Please Invite the Next Victim! SighUrban928k Wordsongoing 47.2kReads9.4Score4.9kShelves

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The first book of My Love, when you meet Su Chen, you have to throw something away! It's so beautiful, why doesn't anyone see it? I will be sad ok! ! ! The protagonist in the second book is very invincible. If he kills a bad guy, the police can't arrest him without evidence. The third great sandbox novel that made me laugh out loud. The author is also a 5G surfer! Every time the protagonist does a live broadcast of "Family", the police must be dispatched, and the police are stationed in his live broadcast. No cp at all (that is, just knock around, hehe)

41 全 Whole Body************* Ares DaddyUrban1.5M Wordscompleted 37.5kReads5.8Score5.4kShelves

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41 娱 Entertainment: I Asked You to Create a Character, but You Didn't Expect to Become a God. AA ScholarUrban1.1M Wordscompleted 18.4kReads8.2Score1.3kShelves

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When the protagonist sings, it will rain, and when he holds a concert, criminals will appear. He becomes a public security consultant and is focused on

42 说 I Will Die If I Say So. the Director Was Scared Crazy by Me. Silence of the Prairie FireUrban1.0M Wordscompleted 1.4kReads8.6Score285Shelves

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No CP! ! I didn't come here without dripping ink! Xu × Mo is the only true god, okay, Officer Xiao Xu is very doting (bushi) and the rest is something else

43 恶 Devil's Diary No JoyMystery1.0M Wordscompleted 52.1kReads9.3Score7.5kShelves

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The first time I wrote a book, I was imprisoned for seven years. The second one is suspected by the police to be the murderer

44 我 I Just Want to Go to School, How Can I Become the Public Enemy of Mankind? Yuan LiMystery972k Wordsongoing 146.3kReads9.4Score29.4kShelves

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I was being chased by the police in the early stage hhhh

45 我 I'm a Police Officer, Why Do I Have All These Abnormal Skills? KISS CloudUrban606k Wordscompleted 81kReads9.4Score11.4kShelves

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45 谁 Who Said I Am Facing the Police, I Am Facing Profit JujiuzhiMystery1.0M Wordscompleted 17.5kReads8.9Score3.2kShelves

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These three are all very good-looking, especially the second one, which has so many jokes that makes people happier and happier the more they watch it, the more they want to laugh ٩(๑^o^๑)۶

46 同 Classmate! Why Is It That Whenever There Is a Crime Scene, You Are There? Stray CatMystery1.0M Wordscompleted 5.6kReads8.5Score562Shelves

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