
Bitten by a Five-Step Snake? Don't Panic! Take Five Steps Back
被五步蛇咬了?别慌!后退五步
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.0M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Explore more →High Score, Finished
Looking for a few high-scoring novels, the ones with a lot of words are best completed. When reading novels, I read several books without reading the latest chapter, and sometimes I even skipped the chapters. It's really uncomfortable, I've read a lot of novels
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The kind that makes you laugh so hard that you can't take care of yourself. The child is starved of books.
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Completed! High Score! Stop Hiding It and Hand It over Quickly.
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Please recommend some invincible stories that have been completed. I don't want to follow them anymore😅
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I'm already out of books, and I don't want to wait for updates that would be too painful😭. There is no limit to the type of completed articles, and the subject matter should be as novel as possible. I don't want to read the same articles.
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I want to read a book similar to "The End of Ten Days".
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Generally speaking, there is no emotional line in this book, which is very good. I especially like this kind of author! Especially since there is no relationship route for girls, and I also like to flirt with the male protagonist and Police Officer Chen. It would be better if the author wrote that extra chapter in more detail [smirk] [smile] [admiration] [admiration] [shy]
I have always wanted to know what the authors who can write such beautiful novels look like, until I read this novel and found out that the author has a real person on Douyin that can be seen. I only regretted that I read it too fast and did not dare to blame the author for delaying the update because he was renovating the house. This novel has three correct views, is full of positive energy, and is serious and funny. Except for the fact that the system and being bitten by a five-step snake are different from reality, everything else is well-founded. We will not discuss the money aspect. After all, it is a novel. I want to say that the author and the protagonist also play TikTok and are also called Zhoushan Guanmen. The difference in the number of fans between the author and the protagonist is only 10,000, and there is a five-step snake. I hope the author can become financially free soon. Write your novel well and don't end it! In addition, book friends who want to urge the update can go to Douyin and search for Zhoushan Guanmen. If you go there to urge the update, he will be more rude [make a face][make a face][make a face]
Um. . Nothing much to say. Anyway, I like this book very much, and the author updates it very quickly. I'll give you a five-star review first, and leave the follow-up review until it's finished. ⸜(๑'ᵕ'๑)⸝⋆*
It's beautiful, I was laughing the whole time! So funny! Just a little less!
Can. The topic material and quality of the entire book are acceptable. The main feature is that it is funny, but the author, you... Are so handsome, Yushu Linfeng, can you use your precious little hands to update it quickly?
Like! Especially the extra episode between the protagonist and Chen Zhishen [Adoration]
The protagonist Li Ge is written by the same author as The Naughty Child of the Tang Dynasty. It is light and simple. I personally think this book is the predecessor of The Naughty Child of the Tang Dynasty. I didn't know who the heroine was. The sentences were funny and the protagonist was sunny, cheerful and handsome. There are many tips for making money and some popular science. Some recommendations [like][like][like]
It's so interesting. I like it. I really like the CP of Officer Chen and the protagonist. Can you give me more details in the extra chapter... Hehe
The author's writing style is very good, and the story is also very exciting, but I'm sorry that I'm following Yuan Dan, and Miss Wang Sisi is like the heroine, because I specialize in dual male protagonists, so I'm sorry, I don't plan to continue following this book. However, the author's writing style is very good and the story is wonderful. I hope you will continue to work hard! ! ! ! ! ! ! [Send heart][Send heart]
It's really super, super, super good-looking and funny, but full of positive energy, and it can also solve some frequently-occurring legal issues.
It's really good, much more interesting than the previous book. Come on, author
Very pretty (。・ω・。)ノ♡New fans plus one ٩(๑ơలơ)۶♡[Send heart]
The plot is quite strange and the content is quite funny. I generally don't like to read this kind of funny writing. Your book makes me like this writing style. It seems to understate the darkness of human nature, but it can make people roar. There is a kind of gloom, but it is also mixed with funny lightness. Each short story has many portraits of characters. The summary in the postscript makes the book even better. Come on.
Wow, it's really great. This one made me laugh in the middle of the night and almost got my mother's head beaten off. The protagonist's comedy, coupled with the system's unlimited and invincible combinations. Then, the label of the book says there is no heroine. I hope there can be a spin-off. There are two kinds of spin-offs. One kind will accept all of them, and the other will only accept one. In this way, all those who like no heroine, single heroine, or multiple heroines will be satisfied. With a single heroine, do you like different people? It doesn't matter. One chapter, one chapter and one heroine. It will be solved in a few chapters. Whichever chapter you like, just read it. And the most important thing is, I hope the author will always be strong and keep writing. Also, please update quickly.
Five stars, it must be five stars. It's so good. I've been in a book shortage recently and I found a book like this that suits my taste.
Let me tell you, it looks really good, and the update speed is really scary [Love]
Don't talk about my family, this is my true love. Oh ho ho ho. It's really great. It must be five stars. Don't let it suck. If it does, I'll be really angry. Do you treat others as fools if they don't get angry?
I feel that the pig's trotters don't have the strange imagination at the beginning [facepalm] The subsequent live broadcast also started to rely on bad luck to support the scene. It was originally about watching the pig's trotters' strange brain circuits but later turned into purely watching the pig's trotters have bad luck [eating melons]. When the pig's trotters criticize people, the words are not too sharp. There are a few places where the pig's trotters win the bamboo shoots, but I personally feel that the pig's trotters should not be able to win over the giant panda. Maybe it's because I watched a certain Beiyin Emperor win too many bamboo shoots, so I felt this way [facepalm], and the chapters are a bit short. But overall the article is readable🐶🐶🐶
The first part of Regret is quite funny. It is a novel that I read without thinking. It always made me laugh. However, in the middle and later part of the story, the plot became a bit boring. The writing style is still acceptable, but the content in the barrage always felt that I liked it personally. Come on, author.
I hope it will be updated five times a day, it's so beautiful [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss] [flying kiss]
I gave up reading for a while, and stopped reading novels due to some things. When I came back, I continued to read, and it was still good-looking, funny, and not toxic. The most important thing is that there is no female protagonist so far, and the relationship between men and women is also arranged very appropriately. It's good-looking, more and more stable, come on ✊
I think the words are quite interesting, and this novel is so funny. I was bitten by a snake at the beginning, and the anchor was quite arrogant, hahahaha. Later, I was unlucky one after another, and it almost made me laugh to death. But when I entered the entertainment industry later, well , I personally think it's a bit incomprehensible, I just skipped it quickly, and the writing is a bit too social, but it's all about technology and hard work at the end, hahaha, there are only two extra chapters at the end, and it's quite interesting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ✧ Chen Zhijian is a real dog, did you know that you were doing the live broadcast when you were doing the certification (*σ´∀`)σ
Come on, I love this book. It's so interesting that you can't help but laugh out loud. It's suitable for relieving your irritable mood. The protagonist has very upright views and there is no female protagonist yet. I looked for it in the morning and finished reading it at night. It's very interesting. There are also some jokes in the article. The protagonist's luck is really amazing, even worse than that of an African chief like me. I feel that this book is more attractive. Sometimes you will automatically make up your mind when you are not reading it. And while I was reading this book again, I found another good book, but all I could think about was the protagonist's things in this book. I couldn't read the other one. The reviews given are probably all super exciting, which is five stars, because I usually scroll back to find the review page after reading. I think the ones that I can actually read are all super exciting. The system of this book does not have much sense of existence, and it is still very humble, but many things are inseparable from the system. I have added a bookshelf, read slowly, and catch up with updates slowly. I hope it will be updated soon, hahaha
Overall, it's good, with some minor points. Most people probably quit in Chapter 171. Although the system came back later, I don't know if I wrote it back due to pressure from the comment section, or the author was doing something weird. However, I haven't seen some of the words at the end. Most of the comments in the comment area are good. The three views of the protagonist are written, and sometimes there are quite big problems. Overall, it is readable. It is relaxed and funny, and there are some minor exceptions. Friendly reminder, you can close the comment area, because there is a lot of violence around these chapters, although it is generally okay, (Impression 1) This book is quite a pity. It is 22 years old, almost 21 years old, and it could actually be a hit. However, the protagonist in the book written by the author was labeled as having incorrect views. Regardless of whether it is true or false, his remarks are terrible, which directly drove away a large number of readers. It would be good if it can be remedied later, because the systematic character design, even if it is a cold machine, is in the author's mind. The writing has become so lively and lovely, and it is regarded as a good person. Now it is directly labeled as being exploited. There are also many negative comments, saying that the author is egoistic and should not be deeply friends. A lot of remarks have directly made this book semi-disabled. At this point, the author's writing style can still be retained by readers. Otherwise, it would normally be above 9.5.
(ฅ´ω`ฅ) Read "Leave the Claws" [Love] It's good-looking and funny, but it's a bit short and I haven't enjoyed it yet. [Making faces] You guys, the author, say you haven't enjoyed it yet! [Grgrievance](o Corpse'▽')o Corpse ゛ cheer for you, I hope the author writes more [I'm about to cry]
The level of comedy is very high, and the story is relatively continuous, relaxed and humorous. Even if it is a bit rushed in the later stage, I personally feel that the continuity is quite good, and it is not a bad ending. As the author himself said, he was a little unable to do what he wanted in the later stage and ended the book hastily. Although the ending is relatively hasty, most of the things that should be explained are still explained. Unlike some novels that are impossible to read at the end and have no idea at all. At least this book is basically written around the main character being an anchor. The reason for missing one star is because it ends too quickly and is a bit hasty. The main reason is that I haven't read enough and I want to continue to watch the author do things. I hope that the author's next work will be more exciting and have a perfect ending.
I like to read funny novels the most~ Various funny passages in them make me feel happy~ Forget about the unhappiness of the day~ Hehehe~ I think the writing style is very good~ It is fun to write all kinds of trouble-making plots, but the protagonist is a bit too unlucky and encounters various events a little too frequently. I suggest you get a small reward from the system to make the protagonist more eventful~ For example~ The halo that increases the probability of unknown events~ can be turned on to increase the chance of getting good and bad things~ Hehehe~ It will definitely be fun to cause trouble then~
I came here after reading the previous one. The writing is as good as ever.
It's a very good book, both in concept and structure. Although it has not been finished yet, it is still very enjoyable to read, and the author's control of the plot is still very good! There are some shortcomings. First of all, the author's wording and sentence construction in the article may be a little flawed, and there are often grammatical errors! Secondly, the details are a bit rough. It's almost meaningless to push the climax higher, but it can actually be pushed higher. One thing to say is pretty good among Tomato authors. At the very least, this book can definitely be ranked in the "upper middle" among similar novels! As long as there is no waste or unfinished business later. At least five stars are giving me power, it's definitely worth it! Recommend book friends to come and take a look!
Very good book! At first, I heard many people recommend it. It is very famous. Maybe my expectations were too high, which is a bit regretful! Overall, it's okay, but not very high! The most unpleasant thing is a common problem in many novels, the protagonist is a straight man! This straight man is still intermittent. He is thorough when it comes to other people's emotional experiences, but becomes a pimple when it comes to his own.