Looking for a Book That'll Make Me Laugh So Hard I End Up in the Hospital 求能把我笑到医院的书
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I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧
Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…]
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- 2 The Luck-Bringing, Pampered Family of the Unlucky Little Prince 衰神小王爷的福运团宠妻 There are 38 species of felines, and Xie Jiuhuan can turn into every one of them. She’s a little enchantress through and through. But in a world where unmarried women are fined by the authorities, Xie Jiuhuan keeps trying to get married and never manages to find a husband. “Disheartened,” she spends her days mooching food and drink with her father, the Hanlin Academy’s king of slacking off. Apart from being poor, the two of them have no worries at all. Until one day, Lin Deyi, a man cursed with 5.2kReads9.1Score78914d adds
- 3 Body Swap: The God of War Prince Takes Over My Household Battles 身体互换：战神王爷替我宅斗 [1v1, Fun Romantic Comedy, HE, Wise and Cool-Headed Young Lady vs. Adorable God of War Prince, Both Chaste, Happy Ending] The people of the Jiang household notice that their young lady has been acting strangely lately. The young lady used to be quiet and gentle. Now she’s still quiet, but there’s a murderous aura about her. In the garden, her sweet-talking younger sister affectionately reaches to link arms with her. Ye Zhan dodges at once, her voice full of disdain. “If you want to talk, then ta 10.9kReads9.1Score1.6k14d adds
- 4 After Turning My Medical Skills Into a Comeback, the Cursed Prince Climbs Over My Wall Every Night 用医术逆袭后，狗王爷夜夜爬我墙头 Jiang Yuan transmigrates into the body of a princess consort. One glance tells her that her husband is a sickly, scheming, heartless man who pines for the woman he loves, and despite all that, countless women are still eyeing him and trying to steal him away. She laughs, dusts herself off, and walks away. Whoever wants to be his princess consort can have the job. But the man refuses to stop chasing her, and secretly plants a little prince in her belly. Jiang Yuan: “Can you be reasonable? I’m not 36Reads8.0Score—14d adds
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The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者
(Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast
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- 6 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 51.4kReads9.3Score5k14d adds
- 7 One Man, One Donkey, One Dog: The Path to Immortality 一人一驴一狗去修仙 [Sneaky and shameless + outrageously crafty + scheming + satisfying power fantasy + master of dirty tricks + lighthearted + no shame] When fighting people: “Dahei, go be the bait! Er Lyuzi, kick him in the butt while I smack the back of his head!” When fighting ghosts: “Dahei, spit blood at it! Er Lyuzi, blast it with your farts while I blow it up with a Divine Fire Thunderbolt Pill!” When fighting demons: “Dahei, use triple the dose of Five-Step Drop! Er Lyuzi, get the demon-binding rope and th 17.8kReads9.2Score1.6k14d adds
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The Whole World Cultivates Fake Immortality, Except Me, an Ordinary Person 全球修假仙，只有我一个普通人
[Unhinged Humor + No Logic + Turn Your Brain Off + No Heroine + Just Have Fun (The best stuff is in the comments. If you make it through 30 chapters without laughing, come fight me.)] One morning, everyone in the world wakes up and starts cultivating immortality. Someone claims to be a Kunlun cultivator, waving a jianbing and insisting it's the legendary Haotian Mirror, then tries to recruit Li Luo! Someone claims to be a Sword Immortal from Mount Shu, pulls out a skateboard, and insists on givi
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Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
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Longevity: Transmigrated as a Tree, I Built an Immortal Divine Dynasty 长生：穿越成树，我打造不朽神朝
[Longevity] [Low-Key and Cautious] [Plant Protagonist] [Cultivation] [Expanding His Power] [Ensemble Cast] [Schemer] [No Female Lead] [Cunning, Ruthless, Not for the Overly Righteous] After transmigrating into the Great Wilderness as a willow tree, Lin Feng grows stronger by cultivating his forces. From a tiny village to an eternal divine kingdom, from a little beggar to an empress, from a blind man to an unparalleled sword god... Behind each extraordinary individual appears the shadow of a prim
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After Becoming the Overbearing CEO's Sister, I Gave Up Trying 穿成霸总他妹后我摆烂了
Xu Tang transmigrated into a book as the overbearing CEO’s younger sister. The original version of her was a menace who’d joined the entertainment industry, and now Xu Tang had to clean up her messes. During a livestream, a hater asked, “Why are you pretending to be pitiful?” Xu Tang put in some eye drops and choked out, “How else am I supposed to cash in? We’re all working stiffs here, buddy. Give me a break.” On a variety show, during a truth-or-dare segment, she was asked, “What’s the most me
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I Keep Showing Up at Murder Scenes 我总出现在命案现场
[Shanghai's most shameless man + Underworld Judge + KPI + the Netherworld + supernatural events] I almost ended up in an incinerator, you know? When I came to, I somehow became a Judge of the Underworld in charge of guiding souls. From then on, I was saddled with an enormous burden of performance targets! So I was forced to go to all kinds of murder scenes to collect souls. That's why the public sees me as an omen of death, the police see me as a godsend, and the King of Hell sees me as a model
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I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星，搞点副业很合理吧？
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800
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Great Ming: The Village's Little Top Scholar, Whom Old Zhu Absolutely Adores 大明：乡村小状元，老朱贼稀罕我
During the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty, Zhu Qiniu, an ordinary four-year-old farm boy, accidentally comes across a silver bell. From then on, he dreams every night of entering a room filled with books: the Thousand Character Classic, the Hundred Family Surnames, the Four Books and Five Classics, collections of successful candidates’ exam essays from every dynasty, and more. With his golden finger and relentless effort, he becomes the top scholar before the age of ten. Beloved by Old Zhu, Litt
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Hong Kong Films: I Traded Good Deeds for Skills and Struck It Rich 港片：善功兑换技能，我发达了
Shen Dong transmigrates to Hong Kong Island in the 1980s, where he becomes the right-hand man of Uncle Bo, the boss of the Hongmen gang in Tuen Mun, and activates the Good Deeds Exchange System. I may only be a small-time gang boss, but you actually expect me to do good deeds? This is outrageous. “Congratulations on killing Crow of the Dongxing gang and saving countless lives. Reward: 100 Good Deed Points.” “Congratulations on leading your men into legitimate business. Reward: 500 Good Deed Poin
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- 16 Honor of Kings: Other Coaches Use Their Brains, You Risk Your Life 王者：别人教练费脑，你费命 [KPL Esports + System + Coaching + Hilarious Shenanigans (The Main Attraction!)] During the summer split, 19-year-old Wolves data analyst Mo Wen was thrust into the head coach position after head coach Li Luo resigned following a complete mental breakdown, while former coach Lao Lin was still serving a suspension. Mo Wen had prepared himself to take the blame, but just before the match, he bonded with the God-Tier Torture System and started doing whatever he wanted. One outrageously bizarre stra 7.6kReads9.4Score63814d adds
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A Scoundrel in the Great Tang: From the Start, I Snatch a Fiery Bride 大唐二流子，开局抢个辣娇妻
(Historical Romance, Sweet Love Story, Lighthearted and Cozy) Li Heng jumped into a river to save a beauty, only to accidentally transmigrate to the Tang Dynasty, where he became a disreputable good-for-nothing. His house was falling apart, he had no land, and even getting enough to eat was a problem. He was only running an errand for Zheng Shouguang, the village head, to claim the pretty young concubine Zheng had set his sights on. But when Li Heng saw her, he thought, “Good grief, was I blind
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- 18 The Young Physician of the Tang Dynasty 大唐小郎中 Li Mu transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty, just for fun. He casually makes a beggar’s chicken and wins over Princess Changle, Li Lizhi, with its flavor. He casually remarks, “You’re sick,” and Li Shimin pleads, “Do you have any medicine?” He casually opens a restaurant, and the dukes and princes of Chang’an say, “I want to top up and get a membership card.” He casually writes Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and it takes the Tang by storm. And so on... Li Mu says, “I’m not a casu 729Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 19 The Poor Scholar Who Squandered His Family’s Wealth 寒门败家子 Also known as Back to Ancient Times to Build a Factory. Main characters: Wang Yuan and Li Shihan. After transmigrating to ancient times and into a poor family, Wang Yuan had nothing to his name, yet he started squandering money! He poured mud into brown sugar, mixed limewater into lard, dumped government salt into a pond, boiled government liquor in a pot, set a live ox’s tail on fire, and handed money to every beggar he saw... These bizarre ways of wasting money left the imperial clan, powerful 6.7kReads8.4Score83614d adds
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You Were Put in Charge of a Zoo, So Why Did You Drive All the Animals Crazy? 让你接管动物园，你把动物都逼疯
After transmigrating to Blue Star, Yang Lin inherits an old, run-down zoo from his parents. The bad news is that the zoo barely has any animals. The good news is that he gets a talent-training System. Other people's Systems let them boost their own stats. His lets him boost animals' stats. Boost a chimpanzee, and it awakens incredible throwing skills, hitting any target within a hundred meters. Boost a gibbon, and it awakens an amazing talent for imitation, mastering singing, dancing, and rap. B
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- 21 Surviving on an Ice Floe: Everything I Salvage Comes to Life 浮冰求生：我打捞的物资全成精了 [Sneaky schemer] [Comedy] [Apocalypse] [Survival] [Everyday life] The whole world enters an icy sea survival game. From the start, all you have is a floating chunk of ice, and supplies can only be fished up! [Host detected to be facing an apocalyptic threat!] [System descending!] [System under attack from the game’s firewall!] [System has taken down the game’s firewall!] Chen Mo can’t access the System, but the world has started acting strangely, as if some rule has changed… The chunks of ice in 16.9kReads8.8Score1.8k14d adds
- 22 The Apocalypse: I Drew a Team of God-Tier Traveling Frogs 末世，我抽奖神级旅行青蛙团 [Farming + daily life + lighthearted fun + building + beast taming = ?] When the apocalypse game arrived, Qin He bound himself to a God-tier Traveling Frog System. He took naming his little frogs very seriously, despite being hopeless at coming up with names. Da Vinci: I have to find a pretty female zombie to be my master's wife. Cheng Yaojin: I bring two axes back from every trip. Is there a problem with that? Ding Chunqiu: As a poison dart frog, I'm a real assassin. Search for items? No, I wan 18.1kReads9.3Score1.8k14d adds
- 23 Quick Transmigration: The Wish List of a Max-Level Human 快穿之满级人类愿望清单 Male protagonist, no heroine + no CP + silly comedy The author thinks this story needs another title: The Author and His Rebellious Readers This is the journey of a max-level human. The first story may not be handled very well, so feel free to start with the second. I didn’t outline the first story properly, so it ended up a little rushed. Please take my advice, darlings!!! World One Not all parents treat their children fairly: Genius Training System (complete). Skip this world, please! I’m begg 11.8kReads9.4Score98614d adds
- 24 You Were Supposed to Hunt for Treasure! You Pulled Up an Aircraft Carrier? 让你寻宝！你捞上来航空母舰？ [There are some cliched face-slapping scenes in the middle. Feel free to skip them if you don't like that. No female lead.] Chen Hua transmigrates to a parallel world with not a penny to his name. To make a living, he joins a seven-day magnet-fishing treasure hunt competition. With a System on his side, he figures he should be able to take first place. Day one of the competition. Other contestants: I made 100 yuan today. Chen Hua stares blankly at the corpse he fished up. Day two. Other contesta 2.7kReads9.0Score25114d adds
- 25 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3k14d adds
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Sweet Military Marriage in the 1980s: My Ex Regrets It Too Late 八零军婚甜蜜蜜，前夫后悔火葬场
[Military marriage + satisfying revenge, no putting up with mistreatment + male lead appears late + everyday life + farming + no golden finger + taking down scoundrels + sweet romance + ensemble cast + family matters + military officers + commanding officer] In her previous life, Qiao Jiangxin married into the Chen family. She shouldered every burden to give them a peaceful life, working like an ox and a horse to support her husband's literary ambitions, care for her ailing in-laws, and look aft
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Bro, Don't Swing! Hear Me Out First 老弟别动手，你先听我说
[Comedy] [Shameless] [Meme-Filled] [High Martial] [Not Even Human] Fu Yi, a high school senior, has an extraordinary ability that lets him revive endlessly, as well as a downright awful System. Faced with an unreasonable old lady carrying a long knife and blocking the school gate, Fu Yi merely smiles, pulls out a knife, and stabs... himself. When he encounters a beggar pretending to be disabled, he snatches the beggar's bowl and runs off. When an old enemy comes to him for medical help, Fu Yi le
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The Eagle-Turtle Helmet 鹰鼋盔
Zhao Yingjian is a country boy who takes his studies seriously, but he also gets into fights and has a girl he secretly admires... Yingjian's neighbors, Uncle Shi and Grandpa Zhang, followed the descriptions in an ancient book and used two rubies to recreate a weapon with special powers: the Eagle-Turtle Helmet. When Yingjian was down on his luck, he stole the helmet, and a series of amusing and bizarre events unfolded from then on... A verse says: Clad in brocade, a clear heart shines bright; e
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Undercover Agent: From the Start, I Pose as a Psychiatrist to Capture Yang Mi 卧底，开局扮演精神病抓杨蜜
[Witty + power fantasy] After being reborn, Chen Fan unexpectedly awakens two Systems: “Super Cop Spirit” and “Undercover Superstar.” [Ding! Successfully performed your scene in “Undercover Superstar: Fake Mental Patients in the Ward.” System reward: 20,000 acting fee points.] [Ding! Successfully performed your scene in “Undercover Superstar: The Battle to Protect Yang Mi’s Top-Star Status.” System reward: 50,000 acting fee points.] [Ding! Successfully performed your scene in “Undercover Superst
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The Stormy Days of the Southern Song 风雨南宋
“Little Master, are you thinking about something naughty? Why do you look so lecherous?” “You little brat, what do you know? I’m thinking of teaching you some advanced martial arts.” “Sure. With that look on your face, you think you can teach me advanced martial arts? It’d be enough if you didn’t set your disciple up. Let your apprentice feel your conscience and see if you’re up to no good. Oh my, those pecs… no, I mean your conscience. Your conscience feels so nice. Master, Master, I’ve found
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Laughter Fills the Martial World: The Cracked Pot and the Drake 笑满江湖：破罐与鸭公
Cave abodes, deserted islands, tomb raiding, immersive settings, thrilling action, suspense, wild imagination, the System, variety... Hilarious, comical, relaxing and fun, endlessly clever and entertaining, with occasional unusual sentence structures, ingenious plots, and unexpected twists... Promotion has barely even started... Endless, relaxing fun is the main theme. The story depicts the absurd and embarrassing mishaps that befall Pot-Breaker and Duck-Head through sheer coincidence, then u
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- 32 Notes from the Tomato Novel Team 番茄小说团队随笔 Hello, dear readers! This book is an original work by the Tomato Novel team. The first volume will introduce you to Tomato Novel in the form of essays. The second will take the form of a novel and reveal the people behind this app and their stories. We hope this helps you get to know us better! 22.9kReads8.4Score27.7k14d adds
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The Bad Wolf’s Plan to Catch His Mate 恶狼捕妻计划
[Marriage first, love later + devoted to each other + healing + love amid everyday life + play the pig to eat the tiger + long-planned romance] An optimistic, clear-headed, sophisticated beauty VS a handsome, sharp-tongued, down-to-earth foodie CEO Xia Dongzhi never dreamed that a pile of her silly dog's poop would bring her a marriage match. Xiao Sa was a ruthless, terrifying wolf in his industry, cold-blooded and merciless toward his rivals. To him, a beautiful woman was less appealing than a
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System, I'm the Big Boss of the Demon Realm 系统我是魔界扛把子
Theme: Save the day from sadness! Fan Jianqiang, a seasoned transmigrator, is once again whisked away to an unfamiliar place by his goofy System. He gets struck by lightning the moment he is born. But this time, the System treats him well: not only does he awaken an invincible skill, he also gets a whole host of unexpected benefits! Lighthearted + comedy + System + invincible + skills + sweet romance + multiple heroines The content is being polished. Since there are many female characters, you c
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