Any Funny Xuanhuan Novels About Slacking Off? I'm Out of Books 有没有玄幻搞笑摸鱼的呀,书荒了
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The God-Tier Idle Fish System 神级咸鱼系统
[System + urban life + pets] After Li Qingyang's fiancée cheated on him, he gained a god-tier Slacker System. [Ding! You took a breath. Spirit +1] [Ding! You took a step. Constitution +1] [Ding! ...] What? You say the demon beasts running rampant are terrifying? How about keeping an ancient ferocious beast as a pet? Interested? Hmm? The spiritual qi revival is too dangerous? You might not believe this, but in my domain, even if you're a god, you'll have to lie down! In this apocalyptic age, wher
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Who Told You to Build a Sect Like This? 谁让你这样建宗门的?
[Cultivation] + [farming] + [sect building] + [System] Original title: A Cultivation Sect in the Village Years later, Xiushui Village has gone from an isolated, impoverished little village to Xiushui City, a renowned metropolis on the Shifang Continent. It all began because this was where Lingxian Sect, the number one sect on the Shifang Continent, rose to prominence. This is the story of a group of country youths, their families, and their friends building a sect together and growing together.
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Apprenticed to Uncle Jiu: I Became a Celestial Master 拜师九叔:我成了一代天师
Han Qiusheng transmigrates, bringing an Evil-Repelling System with him. In this life, his soul inhabits Qiusheng, the eldest disciple under Uncle Jiu. He vows to follow his master's footsteps, rid the world of every demon and evil spirit, and become a Celestial Master of his generation.
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The System Exploded, and I Became the System 系统炸了,我成了系统
What's it like to be a System? After Ye Tian angered the System that coveted him, he became a System himself. He travels through the Myriad Worlds, stealing the essence of each world. He transforms into the “Great Villain System,” helping villains beat the living daylights out of protagonists. In a world where men are inferior to women, I become the “Great Man System,” giving my Host a little extra charm every day and attracting the empress's attention. He evolves into a Creator System, and the
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You’re Already Level 1000, but the Highest Level Outside Is 30 你都1000级了,外面最高30级
Yi Feng transmigrates to a world of cultivation. Unfortunately, he has no hope of becoming an immortal, so he can only remain a mortal and hopes to live a peaceful life. But he has no idea... The dog he took in became a mighty demon king after eating his food. The kitchen knife he casually forged became an unparalleled divine weapon, sparking a fierce scramble among countless powerful figures. The young disciple he took in became an Immortal King after practicing his cultivation technique, usher
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Cultivation? I’m Already an Immortal! 修仙?贫道本身就是仙!
Lin Han transmigrated into the body of a Taoist priest. From the start, all he had was a rundown temple, until he obtained a live-streaming System for spreading Taoism. Revitalize Taoism and help more people appreciate its wonders to earn all kinds of rewards. He keeps a panda as a pet, tigers act as docile as kittens in his presence, and he sends an eight-hundred-jin wild boar flying with a single palm strike! With a casual wave of his hand, he summons thunder and lightning. Netizens exclai
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Are You Crazy? You're Livestreaming a Battlefield and Calling It Firecrackers? 疯了吧!直播战场你说在放鞭炮?
“My name is Li Huai. Li as in Li, Huai as in Huai. I’m just an ordinary wage earner in Billy, Africa.” Holding an M4, Li Huai said with a rueful expression. [Heh, streamer, what are you even talking about?] [I don’t believe a word of it! You rotten old geezer, you’re up to no good!] [This streamer is definitely a mercenary. No doubt about it!] “Silence, you shameless old scoundrels! How can you slander an innocent man out of nowhere?” Holding his M4, Li Huai argued as he went rat-a-tat-tat. [The
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From Couch Potato to Phoenix 咸鱼变凤凰
Qingyu was an ordinary person. She thought her life would be like everyone else’s, spent growing old and eventually dying. Who could have expected that she would one day stumble into the world of cultivation by sheer chance? Since that was how things had turned out, she decided to make the best of it. There was a legend in the cultivation world: if peach blossoms ever bloomed everywhere in the world, it meant the cultivation world was about to meet its end. Qingyu thought it had nothing to do wi
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My System Crashed from the Start, and I Accidentally Became Invincible 开局系统崩溃,我一不小心无敌了
Unlucky Su Qi awakened a System from the start and thought he was about to become invincible. He never wanted to transmigrate, but his luck was so terrible that he was forced to do so. “Thanks to my System's heroic efforts, I managed to get the Host out of the low-martial-arts world he was originally meant for. But something went wrong along the way, and he landed in a cultivation world!” Then the System crashed. The only good news: “A System bug gave you an immortal body.” “I want to max out my
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Divine Choices: From the Start, I Possessed Minghe 神级选择,开局夺舍冥河
He Ming transmigrated into the Primordial World. From the start, he possessed Ancestor Minghe and obtained a god-tier Choice System. Knowing what lay ahead, he decisively chose to lie flat. The Dragon-Phoenix Tribulation? Nothing to do with me! The sermons at the Zixiao Palace? I’m not going. I wouldn’t go even if you beat me to death! I, Ancestor Minghe, will cultivate in seclusion for a hundred thousand years. I won’t take a single step out of the Sea of Blood until I become a Saint. Unti
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I Was Too Lazy, So Yuanshi Rejected Me and I Joined the Jie Sect 因为懒,被元始嫌弃后我拜入截教
Yun Lin died suddenly from overwork and transmigrated to the Primordial World, where the System presented him with a choice. Choice One: Possess the finest natural talent in all the Primordial World. Cultivate diligently, and you are certain to become a saint! Choice Two: Receive the blessing of Pangu's will, comprehend the Law of Strength, fulfill Pangu's final wish, and strengthen the Primordial World! Choice Three: Gain boundless fortune, suffer no disasters or calamities, and enjoy constant
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Reborn as a Demon Beast, I Hunt the Chosen Sons of Heaven 重生妖兽,专杀天命之子
[Monster Beast Adventure + Invincible Hero] Reborn as a cat and about to be thrown into an alchemy furnace, Lin Ye doesn’t panic at all. With the Nine Lives Demon Pagoda in his grasp, he can do whatever he wants. Chosen by Heaven? Reborn Pill Emperor? Immortal descended to the mortal world? He’ll smash them all! He specializes in putting anyone who dares defy him in their place! “I’m just a little cat. What harm could I possibly do?” Also known as Reborn as a Demon Beast, Hunting the Chosen of
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Honghuang: My Wu Clan Refuses to Start a War 洪荒:我巫族就不开战
Lin Tian transmigrated into the Primordial World and became Di Jiang, chief of the Twelve Ancestral Witches. He also awakened the Primordial Peace System. As long as the Witches and Demons never go to war, even Hongjun has to step aside. By leading the Witch Clan, Di Jiang continually transforms primordial chaos energy and dispels the baleful energy of the Primordial World. Hongjun, the Three Pure Ones, and the Two Sages of the West are so furious they stamp their feet, but they can do nothing a
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The Dragon Laughs at the Nine Immortals 龙笑九仙
[Transmigration, Cultivation, Hilarious Power Fantasy, No System, Golden Finger, Wild Imagination] Long Xiao Yu, an ugly top student suffering from a strange illness, accidentally transmigrates to the world of cultivation. There, a beautiful immortal maiden takes the initiative to cultivate with him, giving him her first time, techniques, and equipment. Hoping to return home and find his benefactor, he ventures through this otherworld and embarks on a ridiculous journey of slaughtering gods and
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The Yin-Yang Heaven-Shattering Art 阴阳碎天诀
Reborn on the Cultivation Continent, he was a nobody in his past life. In this life, he dares to challenge the heavens. Even an ant can fight the myriad heavens. With an elf at his side and a Heaven-granted art in hand, he’ll kill gods who stand in his way and demons who try to stop him. Wherever he walks, he’s the strongest. Even with the whole world against him, he’s still wild and unrestrained. My name is Ye Zhou. I was reborn in the body of an idiot and embarked on a long road of cultivation
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Cultivation: I Lay Low for Four Years and Unlocked GM Permissions 修真:苟了四年激活GM权限
Mu Bai: “I was going to treat you like ordinary people, but all I got in return was endless mockery. Fine, I’m done pretending. I’m the GM.” [Game Interface]+ [GM Permissions]= [The Loneliness of Being Invincible]
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Qingxuan, the Little Troublemaker: Tales of Qingyun Sect 清玄小暴徒:青云宗之二三事
[Xuanhuan Cultivation, Two Strong Leads, Ensemble Cast] Su Nuo was taken in as a disciple of the Qingyun Sect by Yun Shu Heng when she was five. She made a group of friends and journeyed far and wide in search of the mystery of her origins. In a nutshell: "That bunch from the Qingyun Sect causes enough trouble for two people each, and the key thing is, they always run ridiculously fast."
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A Handsome Man's Path to Immortality in Another World 美男的异界修仙之路
The male lead, Jin Hua, accidentally arrives in a cultivation world and discovers that he's so handsome even he can't believe it. A pig demon who's in the middle of cultivating takes a liking to him and insists on capturing him for dual cultivation. Luckily, a powerful expert comes to his aid, and he escapes the demon's clutches. Just as Jin Hua bows to thank his savior, the expert takes his hand and says, “Miss, I saved your life. How about repaying me by giving yourself to me?” “But I'm a man!
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No Oars Needed to Row, Just Ride the Waves to Cultivate 划船不用浆,修行全靠浪
[Traditional Xuanhuan], battles, a female lead, slacking off in everyday life, sect development, a golden finger, and imperial power. Glazed light shimmers endlessly, her graceful figure enchanting. The rumble of dark thunder fades, like jade, Xi Yao.
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The Master Slacker of Time Slots 时隙摸鱼大师
This is a story about how to stay clearheaded, find loopholes, and live with dignity in an unreasonable System. Here, the greatest cheat isn't some heaven-defying cultivation technique. It's seeing through the true nature of the rules and still choosing to do things your own way, carving out a path for yourself through the cracks. After all, the ultimate goal of cultivating immortality should be freedom, not becoming a slave to the System. And taking it easy is the gentlest way to resist a li
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The All-Powerful King of Slackers 全能咸鱼之王
The most frightening thing in the world is working hard without reaping the rewards, and giving your all without getting anything in return. Then one day, he awakened a Proficiency System panel! As long as you put in the effort, you get rewarded. Every skill is quantified, and its proficiency can be raised without limit. Yi Fan, a self-proclaimed couch potato, looked at the glowing screen before him and resolutely decided to open a farm stay and keep lying flat. With the help of the Proficiency
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Immortal Sect KPI: I Slacked Off My Way to Becoming an Eternal God 仙门KPI:我靠摸鱼卷成万古神
Other cultivators fight over spiritual roots and magic treasures. I, Su Qi, get by on slacking off. A former HR director transmigrates into the body of a good-for-nothing Qi Refining disciple on the verge of being expelled from the Qingyun Sect, then unlocks the Heavenly Dao HR System. The System gives me no divine weapons or cultivation techniques. Instead, it reveals the sect's overlooked talents: Wang Wu, the manure hauler, is a master of formations, while Li Si, the furnace stoker, excels a
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Lazy Immortal Cultivation: The System Tells Me Not to Work Hard 咸鱼修仙:系统让我别努力
Lin Mo was widely known as the Qingxuan Sect's good-for-nothing, stuck at the first level of Qi Refining after three years of practice. His motto was simple: "If I can lie down, I won't sit; if I can coast, I won't push myself." He'd planned to coast along until he was kicked out of the sect, but then he unexpectedly bound himself to a Lie-Flat Cultivation System. While others cultivated bitterly for ten years, he lay flat for an hour. While others grinded away in seclusion, he munched on melon
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This Slacker in Another World 咸鱼的我在异界
A modern homebody transmigrates for the first time, becoming a lazy young master in ancient times. He plans to lie flat and do nothing, but unexpectedly gets caught up in court intrigue and martial-world feuds. With his modern perspective and protagonist's luck, he thrives in another world. In the worlds that follow, let me take you along in first person as I make a comeback and become a living legend!
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After My Sister Died, I Started Learning to Slay the Gods 妹妹死后,开始学斩神
What Does It Take to Be a God??? When mortals take up blades and declare war on the divine “If the gods demand that people kneel, then I’ll kill the gods.” In a doomsday city shrouded in blood mist, Lin Jin clenched his rust-spotted dagger and gazed at the crimson trail splitting the sky. His younger sister had been chosen as a “sacrifice to the gods,” and turned into a puddle of putrid water on the Plague God’s altar. That night, the boy cut open his own heart and swallowed the first [God C
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A Wild Boar Ascends to Immortality 野猪飞升成上仙
I'm a little wild boar from Qingfeng Mountain. The immortals think I'm foolish and ugly, the mountain spirits think I'm crude and savage, and even the butchers down the mountain complain that my meat smells gamey. After a thousand years of cultivation, standing atop the highest peak, I'll show the world that even a wild boar can fly!
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After Transmigrating to a Fantasy World, I Just Want to Be a Slacker 穿越到玄幻世界后只想当咸鱼
I Become a Little Devil in the Cultivation World Lin Fan felt his transmigration had been a complete failure. Three months after transmigrating to a fantasy world, he still had no golden finger, no spiritual root, and not even a decent place to live. To avoid the sect's grueling morning training and evening classes, he bribed a steward to assign him to the pig farm. Life here was great. He had food and drink, and could fall asleep to the faint smell of pig manure. It was practically a retireme
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So, Can't a Lazy Fish Turn Things Around? 所以,闲鱼不能翻身吗?
"Lie flat + heaven's favor + mind reading + the powerful fall for me." That's right, Song Yin transmigrated into the cultivation power fantasy she'd been reading for three days and nights until her eyes went dry: I Want to Become an Immortal.
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The Strongest Spirit Tamer: A Slacker Saves the World! 最强御灵师:咸鱼拯救世界!
[Lighthearted and fun] [Not depressing] [Feel-good power fantasy] [The heroine really likes handsome guys with big muscles] [Romance] [Mystery and the supernatural] [Crime Solving] Lin Ran is determined to become a woman like Elva Hsiao. While on a date with a handsome guy, she spots a female ghost behind him. That's because she's a spirit mage... As the most laid-back spirit mage in the Yunxiao Sect, of course she just keeps dating the handsome guy! After all, there are countless female ghosts,
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Breaking the Bag, Defying Fate: Cultivating Immortality with a Mixed Spirit Root 破袋逆灵:杂灵根的修仙
In a brutally harsh world of cultivation, Zhu Bu'er is an ordinary man who stumbles into the cultivation world. With a mixed spiritual root and a broken sack as his only tool, he scavenges for scraps and rummages through rubbish, forging an unconventional path to immortality.
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I, the Hidden Demon Venerable, Become a Father by Accident from the Start 我,隐世魔尊,开局意外喜当爹
[One Female Lead] [Devoted Husband] [Raising a Child] [Invincible] Ning Yechen was once an unparalleled Demon Venerable. He unified the Demon Realm by himself, beat the Immortal Realm to a pulp, and struck terror into the hearts of the Six Realms. Tired of all the fighting and killing, he eventually chose to live in seclusion among mortals, quietly enjoying life as a carefree hermit. Then one night, an Immortal Realm Empress, afflicted by a lust-inducing aphrodisiac, fell into the mortal world a
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I, the Sword Venerable, Forced a Marriage with the Demon Empress 我,剑尊,逼婚妖族女帝
Also known as My Wife Keeps Trying to Kill Me and Ten Years in Seclusion, Invincible the Moment I Emerge [Human-demon romance + one female lead + devoted husband + invincible] Humans and demons have been sworn enemies since ancient times, locked in conflict for thousands of years. Xia Changming transmigrates here by accident, blessed with an immortal’s grace and jade-like bones. He gains the legacy of a Sword Immortal, and after ten years of seclusion, rises to the pinnacle of the world! When he
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I Came to Earth to Be a God 我到地球来当神
Female-Led + Interstellar + No System + Eastern Fantasy + Light-Novel Style + Ensemble Cast Growth + One True Pair The title may give the wrong impression that this is a story about a charlatan or a comedy, but the actual story is a slow burn with a vast world. The protagonist, Youtan, is stranded on Earth after a spaceship accident. In search of energy, she travels across the planet alone, eventually journeying with an Earth mage, a young hunter, and others. The story revolves around the power
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Heavenly Court Wage Slave: I’m a Saint of Slacking Off! 天庭打工人:我为摸鱼圣人!
[Hilarious Cultivation + Heavenly Court Workplace + Anti-Hustle Culture + Slacking Off + Alternate World] Ling Yun, a 996 programmer who died suddenly from overwork, gets scooped up by the Heavenly Court's HR department after death? He thought he would finally enjoy an immortal life with regular office hours and full benefits, but then he discovers that the rat race in the Heavenly Court is even more absurd! Cultivation? It's all about hitting your KPIs! Enlightenment? It's all about understandi
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I Have a Conch-Shell Sword 我有一把田螺剑
[Limited perspective + fresh and lighthearted + fun + minimal worldbuilding + plenty of adventure] Mr. Snail from the heavens has descended to the mortal world! He will shake up the worldly beliefs of mortals. He will lift the veil between the various races. He will face all kinds of choices. And he will always be her strongest support. Give Mr. Snail a little more patience. This world is not as simple as it seems.
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Nuclear Wastewater: The World Mutates, and My Golden Core Controls Space? 核污水:世界异变,金丹掌空间?
[Not a Saintly Doormat | Not a Doomsday Survival Story | Comedy | Return to Earth] Thirty years to the Golden Core, then another thirty years to the Golden Core! Don’t look down on a poor Golden Core cultivator! I command space itself. What’s a spiritual root supposed to be? I don’t need one! What? You say your Nascent Soul cultivation makes you way stronger than me? Are you kidding? You can’t even catch me! -- Sakura Nation is dumping nuclear wastewater and bullying my compatriots, is it? Then
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