Immortal Sect KPI: I Slacked Off My Way to Becoming an Eternal God

Name: Immortal Sect KPI: I Slacked Off My Way to Becoming an Eternal God
Author: I'm Dawn

仙门KPI：我靠摸鱼卷成万古神

by I'm Dawn (我是黎明啊)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 263k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Other cultivators fight over spiritual roots and magic treasures. I, Su Qi, get by on slacking off.

A former HR director transmigrates into the body of a good-for-nothing Qi Refining disciple on the verge of being expelled from the Qingyun Sect, then unlocks the Heavenly Dao HR System.

The System gives me no divine weapons or cultivation techniques. Instead, it reveals the sect's overlooked talents: Wang Wu, the manure hauler, is a master of formations, while Li Si, the furnace stoker, excels at negotiations.

I overhaul the sect from top to bottom. Manure buckets become spirit-gathering formations, negotiations cut magic-tool procurement costs by 30%, and the sect's efficiency surges by 800%. I leave the elders speechless.

Spirit-vein reforms and plans for the East Sea territories are put into action one after another. Even Lao Gui, the Heavenly Dao's avatar who keeps watch over performance reviews, grants me a permanent, paid license to slack off.

When formidable outsiders breach the Heavenly Gate, I lay down an ironclad rule: spirit veins belong to all living beings, and every breath is a covenant with heaven and earth.

The myriad races sign a standard agreement, all in pursuit of an equal chance to live. The fairness between heaven and earth, lost for a thousand years, finally returns to the Xuan Zhen Continent.

[Rule-based cultivation | Anti-overwork cultivation | Comedic sect-building | Lighthearted epic]

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