Lin Mo was widely known as the Qingxuan Sect's good-for-nothing, stuck at the first level of Qi Refining after three years of practice. His motto was simple: "If I can lie down, I won't sit; if I can coast, I won't push myself."
He'd planned to coast along until he was kicked out of the sect, but then he unexpectedly bound himself to a Lie-Flat Cultivation System. While others cultivated bitterly for ten years, he lay flat for an hour. While others grinded away in seclusion, he munched on melon seeds and slept. While others risked their lives fighting monsters, he tossed out a Bad Luck Talisman and watched the show.
[Ding! Refused to cultivate and lay flat for 1 hour. Reward: Qi Refining Level 3 + Sardine Lunge!]
[Ding! Snored outside the sect's main hall. Reward: Foundation Establishment Pill + Lie-Flat Defense!]
[Ding! Watched the show without getting involved. Reward: Golden Core cultivation + Slacking Off Gadget!]
From then on, the cultivation world gained an absurdly powerful big shot:
At the sect tournament, he tossed Bad Luck Talismans while eating spicy strips, leaving his genius opponents questioning their lives.
On a secret-realm expedition, he lay flat and took a nap, then stumbled upon an ancient divine weapon and top-grade spirit stones.
When villains picked a fight, he defeated them with one Sardine Lunge, then grumbled, "Don't interrupt my slacking off."
The workaholics cried in the bathroom: "Why can you ascend just by slacking off?!"
Lin Mo shrugged as he munched on a spirit fruit. "The System's making me do it. I want to work hard too, but it won't let me!"
No saintly do-gooder nonsense, no miserable angst, no toxic grind culture. He face-slaps his foes by slacking off and becomes a legend by coasting.
See how the laid-back Host Lin Mo, under the System's "pressure," lies flat his way to ruling the cultivation world!
