So Hilarious, They'll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing at Midnight 沙雕半夜能看到肚子疼
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The Creator God Is a Little Mischievous 创世神有点皮
(A ridiculous comedy novel, guaranteed laughs! Lighthearted style, not for you if that's not your thing.) Just how much of a trap is the old Creator God? Nalan Xi didn't know. But ever since she set out on the irreversible path to becoming a Creator God, she realized that the old man wasn't merely setting traps: he'd dug a pit in advance and was just waiting for her to fall in!
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Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens 权倾天下,剑挽天华
Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest
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Crown Princess: Your Highness, Did You Transmigrate Here Too? 太子妃:太子你也是穿越过来的?
“Ridiculous comedy,” “lighthearted, no angst,” “a perfect 10, pure sugar” On their wedding night, the tipsy crown prince enters the bridal chamber and lifts her chin with his folding fan: “‘Guan guan cry the ospreys, on the river islet. A fair and graceful maiden, what’s your QQ?’” She looks up and says, “Should I scan you, or are you scanning me?” The crown prince clutches her and bursts into tears. “I’ve finally found my people!” The heroine says, “But I’m the second prince’s assassin, sent to
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A Salaryman Transmigrates into The Legend of the Condor Heroes: Black Lotus Rong and Wanyan Kang 社畜穿越到射雕:黑莲蓉和完颜康
[The Legend of the Condor Heroes fanfic | Power fantasy | Comedy | Martial arts | Political intrigue | Strong leads | Happy ending | Guaranteed to make you laugh like a goose] Good news: I’ve become Huang Rong, the heroine of The Legend of the Condor Heroes. I’m the cleverest person under heaven, my father is Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, and my fiancé is the protagonist. Bad news: I switched fiancés. Who did I switch him for? Yang Kang. One of the original story’s biggest villains. He died
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The Female Side Character Doesn't Want to Follow the Plot 女配她不想走剧情
(Sweet romance + transmigrate into a book + imaginary setting with no logic + the male lead is secretly passionate and falls first) Liu Yi transmigrated into a book, landing in a rebirth novel as a doomed villainess… To avoid dying miserably and being tossed into a mass grave, she had one plan: stay away from the male and female leads, and from the heroine’s younger brother, who was destined to become the future chief minister’s right-hand man. As long as she stayed alive, that was enough. But
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Witch, Witch, Go Away 女巫女巫,快走开
She's a witch from a magical world. To catch fairy-tale characters who've run away, she applies to become the bodyguard of Jun Yuan, an immensely popular male star. Jun Yuan: “The world is dangerous. As a man, I should protect a helpless young woman. I should be the one protecting you.” She looks him up and down. “You? Really?” As it turns out, this witch bodyguard can beat people up, act cute, fly, and tell deadpan jokes. She's nothing like the other women out there. Jun Yuan: What should I do?
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Why Won't Mr. Long Check Out? 龙总为何不退房
[The short drama adaptation, Couple Play, has been scheduled for release! Tune in to Tencent Video on March 27!] The Zhulang Oster Royal Hotel is the only hotel in the world that caters exclusively to domineering CEOs. Long Qing owns the hotel and is the most domineering CEO of them all. They say no one can work for Long Qing for more than three months, but Yu Xianxian has lasted three years. Long Qing: “I want the hotel’s full guest list in three seconds.” Yu Xianxian: “Right away, Mr. Long.”
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后,这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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Quick Transmigration: The Corrupted Villainess Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script 快穿:黑化女配手撕炮灰剧本
Mindless fun + no romance + no holier-than-thou heroine + an unpredictable female lead + fast-paced quick transmigration (Not your thing? No worries, come on! Skip to the next one! P.S. There are thirty-nine worlds, so there’s bound to be a little story you’ll like!) Synopsis: Shi Xia is an overworked wage slave in the modern era. One day, she transmigrates into a book, only to keep working. In these other worlds, there’s always a group of exceptional young women. They come from good families, e
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When a Goofball Becomes the Heroine of an Angsty Romance 当沙雕穿成虐文女主
Lu Zhiyao woke up as the real daughter in a novel, only to find that her parents doted on the fake daughter, Lu Qianqian. Worse still, she discovered she was the heroine of a tragic romance! The male lead would treat her with utter contempt, yet she’d still act like a lovesick puppy? Her biological parents and fake sister would torment her, yet she’d still forgive them? Lu Zhiyao declared, “Anyone who follows the original plot is a dog!” Every day, Lu Zhiyao got three chances to change the plot
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The Dragon King's Bride 龙王聘
That year, I came down with a strange illness that nothing could cure. Then, on the night the blood moon hung high in the sky, my family decorated the house with lanterns and streamers. From that day on, I had a husband no one could see. Around that time, my mother warned me gravely that I must remain faithful to my husband and keep my distance from other men, or disaster would befall me! When I was nineteen, I broke the taboo, and he... appeared.
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The Tyrannical Crown Prince Meows in My Arms 暴戾太子在我怀里喵喵喵
Ming Yao, princess of the underworld, became the crown princess of Yan. Rumor had it that the crown prince was cruel and vicious, and had buried his bride alive on their wedding night! She cursed that damn prince, rolled up her sleeves, and went to beat him. But she didn’t find a single dog hair. Instead, she picked up a big orange cat? She stroked the cat. “Just wait, I’ll skin that damn prince and stew him for you!” The orange cat in her arms stiffened. She gently reassured it, “Don’t be scare
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The Paranoid Tyrant Throws a Tantrum, but the Empress Is Too Much for Me 偏执暴君无能狂怒,皇后欺朕太甚
[The comic adaptation, with the same title, is now available on Tomato: “You Made Me a Palace Maid, So Why Did You Make the Tyrant Kneel on a Washboard?”] [Mind-reading + changing the plot + a cast of lovable idiots + laugh-out-loud comedy + one-on-one romance, both leads have eyes only for each other] After Ning Xiaoxiao transmigrated into a book, she unexpectedly gained the golden finger ability to change the plot. From then on, she began living the life of a feel-good heroine who could do wha
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After Disguising Myself as a Man, the Abstinent Tyrant Kissed Me in Open Court 女扮男装后,禁欲暴君当朝强吻我
[A quirky, hilarious girl x a wronged tyrant who switches seamlessly between clingy sweetheart and ruthless wolf] Gu Xianxian, who can freely travel between the past and present, has hit a snag! An accident leaves her trapped in the Great Zhao after a mad tyrant takes the bracelet that lets her travel through time and space. To empty the tyrant's treasury so she can return to the modern world and sell off the loot, Gu Xianxian has no choice but to pose as a young eunuch and win his favor, waitin
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They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴,躺下讹他三万八
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
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On Our Wedding Night, the Ice-Cold Prince Gained the Ability to Read Minds 新婚夜,冷冰冰的王爷有了读心术
Mo Xiaobai accidentally transmigrated into a book. With help from the Cannon Fodder System, she had failed her mission 99 times. Now, with only one last chance left and her life on the line, the System finally showed some mercy and promised to give her mind-reading powers. Mo Xiaobai: “Thank you, System! If I fail this time, I’ll admit I’m useless!” But many days passed, and her mind-reading powers still hadn’t arrived. To make matters worse, the prince in her household, who should have been lon
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Put a Mask on the Prince and Goof Around with Him 给王爷戴上口罩,和他一起沙雕
[Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and
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I'm the Fake Heiress. Who's Afraid? 我是假千金我怕谁
[Fake and real heiresses + unhinged villainess + palace and household intrigue + all the usual tropes + lighthearted comedy] Huo Chenxuan jumped into a river to save someone, only to transmigrate into a book, becoming the evil fake heiress in The True Heiress Is Reborn, and Her Five Marquis Mansion Brothers Weep as They Beg Forgiveness. The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is the classic drowning scene, with the scumbag General Xiao swimming desperately toward her. “Don’t come any cl
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After the Mad Demon Lord Read My Mind, My Delicate Persona Crumbled 疯批魔君读心后,我柔弱人设崩了
A sharp-tongued but soft-hearted, unhinged young Demon Lord and a silly, cunning little fox [Only One Another + Comedy + Transmigrate into a Book + Mind Reading + Sweet Romance + Equally Matched] Song Zhexia transmigrates into a book, landing in a ridiculous cultivation novel about a live-in son-in-law as the male lead’s wicked fiancée. In the original story, Song Zhexia deals the male lead, Wei Jinyou, a devastating blow near the end, sending him spiraling into darkness and turning him into a m
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I Died from the Start, and the Mad Demon Cried Until His Eyes Were Red 开局我先死,疯批魔头哭红眼
Yu Zhen transmigrated into a book. From the start, the book's great villain stabbed her through the heart and killed her. With the last of her strength, she gave the villain the international hand gesture and cursed in a faint voice, “Bitch!” She died, but not entirely. When she opened her eyes again, she had become an insignificant cannon-fodder character who had hopelessly pursued the villain and was about to have her neck snapped by him. Yu Zhen had no choice but to grit her teeth and win the
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My Life Is Yours 我的命,都给你
Ji Mingshu hated Xu Meiling with all his heart and tormented her until she died. But when she was really gone, Ji Mingshu realized... he had fallen in love with her.
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I Made a Comeback on a Horror Variety Show 我在恐怖综艺里完成了逆袭
[Funny Supernatural + Sharp-Tongued Heroine + Showbiz + No Romance] She was a bottom-rung actress, blacklisted across the internet after being framed. Just when she was at the end of her rope, a System appeared inside her. The System told her that if she kept acting arrogant and maintained her haughty persona, she could reach the pinnacle of success. But the day after it finished speaking, it disappeared. She believed what it had told her. After signing up for a horror livestream variety show, h
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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After the Tyrant and I Switched Bodies, All Four of My Exes Lost Their Cool 暴君和我互穿后,四个前任红了眼
Yuebai, a human princess whose beauty was beyond compare, was presented to the tyrant of the Dragon Clan as a caged songbird. One mishap later, she and the tyrant had switched bodies. Free of her cage, Yuebai used the tyrant’s incredibly handsome face to run riot throughout the imperial palace. The assembled court officials watched the bloodthirsty tyrant delicately raise a finger in a coquettish pose and point at the cage. “That little songbird in there is the most honored woman in the entire D
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She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯,他兜底,恋综谁都惹不起
[1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries
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Caught Between Shining and Burning Bright, She Chose to Go Crazy 在发光和发热之间,她选择了发疯
[Dating show + going off the rails + showbiz + humiliating scumbags + exes crawling back] The High God Gu Si transmigrated into a book to undergo a trial. The book took the stand-in trope to the extreme. The green-tea older sister kept men on the hook, while Gu Si played the stand-in for every kind of scumbag, eventually dying with hatred in her heart after a lifetime spent in someone else’s shadow. To pass her trial, she had to collect regret points from the scumbags. Gu Si was thrilled. “Playi
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Northeastern Sweetheart: From the Start, She Cracks the CEO's Skull 东北娇妻:开局给霸总脑袋干开瓢
Completed! Read with confidence! Original title: The Northeast Sweetheart: From the Start, She Cracked the CEO's Skull [Transmigrate into a book + comedy + sweet and satisfying + strong female lead + everyone dotes on her + winning everyone over + food + no catfights between women + romance, friendship, and family] A girl from Northeast China transmigrates into an old-fashioned novel as the villainess and steals the male lead's storyline. Then she discovers that this book's world doesn't even ha
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Shocking! The Goofy Heir’s Wife Is an Overworked Office Drone!? 震惊!沙雕世子妃是社畜!?
"This Synopsis Has a Certain Flavor..." After her dog had been constipated for a whole month, Luo Shujin finally decided to take it to the vet. But on the way, an accident happened: the dog sprayed her from head to toe with **, and then... she was so disgusted she died, transmigrating into the womb of the Grand Tutor's wife in the Eastern Pu Kingdom. When she was born, Grand Tutor's wife: “Our Yanyan will surely be as gentle and resilient as a hibiscus flower. Let's call her Luo Shujin!” Grand T
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My Disciple Is Too Unhinged, and His Villainous Master Weeps His Heart Out 徒儿太疯批,反派师尊哭断肠
[Two male leads + no female lead + transmigrate into a book + cultivation] What do you do when you transmigrate into the role of a villainous master, destined to be killed by your male lead disciple? No need to panic. A villain knows his job: put obstacles in the male lead’s path to godhood. Strike while he’s down and kill him first! But as Zhou Zilang kept trying to kill him, he began to feel that something was off. His male lead couldn’t possibly be this obedient and sweet! The “sweet and obed
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The Top-Tier Star Dominates the Trending Searches, While the Obsessive CEO Plays Games Every Day 顶流霸热搜,偏执总裁天天玩套路
[Male-male leads + pure love + entertainment industry + sweet romance + scheming CEO] He started out as a child star and has been in the industry for ten years. His latest film earned him the Best Actor award. That night, he drank at the celebration banquet and accidentally bumped into the CEO. The CEO kindly escorted him back to his room. Who knew the two of them would be trending the very next day? From then on, they became an inseparable business partnership, and their fans eagerly shipped th
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I Became the Entertainment World's Top-Tier Star Through Cultivation 我靠修道成了娱乐圈顶流
[Completed + ancient-to-modern transmigration + goofy comedy] Jiang Yue Bai, master of the Tianyue Taoist Temple, blew himself up while carelessly refining a pill. After kicking the bucket, Master Jiang found himself in a whole new era. Spiritual energy was scarce, and his skills were useless here. Was Master Jiang scared? Not a chance. His heart was as vast as the sky, big enough to hold the whole world. In this age of unity, what difference did it make where he went wild? So Master Jiang went
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The Palace Maid Keeps Embarrassing Herself Every Day 宫女她每天都在社死的路上
[Transmigrate into a book + inner thoughts + System + regret-and-redemption arc + secret identities] As the story’s disposable cannon-fodder bug, Zhou Shengsheng thinks she can reincarnate perfectly as long as she keeps the plot on track. But these three men are each stranger than the last. When she was a palace maid, they treated her like a plaything. She thought she could put on a new secret identity and get back at them for everything she had endured. But their reactions leave her baffled. Th
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What on Earth Is This? Complete in Two Volumes (The Original Novel Behind the Hit Drama Starring Wang Churan and Cheng Lei) 成何体统:全二册(王楚然、丞磊主演热播影视剧原著)
What is it like to transmigrate into a web novel and become the tyrant's bedmate? After a few simple calculations, Yu Wanyin reached a conclusion: she would have to find another way. In this story full of villains, if she wanted to carve out a path to survival, she had to become the biggest villain of all. First, help the tyrant take down Prince Duan, then take down the tyrant and become empress herself. But when she met the tyrant and carefully considered the strange sense of familiarity in his
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From the Start: I Kicked the Tyrant Unconscious 开局:我一脚踹晕了暴君
(Mind reading + one-on-one romance) Si Muqiao, who transmigrated here, just wants to lie low and laze around in the cold palace. But the System won’t let her. The System tells her that if she wants to survive, she has to win over His Majesty, or she’ll die immediately. To stay alive, Si Muqiao has no choice but to embark on the difficult path of flattering the tyrant, smiling on the outside while cursing him in her heart. But in reality, the damn tyrant can not only hear her thoughts, he can als
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Mind Reading: The Cannon-Fodder Supporting Actress Is Losing Her Mind Again 读心术:炮灰女配她失心疯又犯了
[Mind Reading + Hilarious + Meme References + Supporting Villainess + Love Rivals + Everyone’s Darling] After a System malfunction, Bai Ling once again transmigrates as a villainess destined to bring about her own downfall. This time, she decides to run away and keep her distance from the heroine and her harem of worshippers. She’ll focus on her career and become a rich woman who can enjoy endless wealth and solitude~ But can someone tell her why those few devoted admirers are looking at her so
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Luring Ghosts and Catching Criminals: A Low-Ranking County Magistrate 坑鬼捉凶,一品小县令
When Chu Ling opened her eyes, she had become the novel's number-one female side character, a troublemaker who ultimately got herself killed when the heroine shot an arrow through her heart. Knowing how the plot would unfold, Chu Ling spat in disdain, broke free of the story's control, and threw herself into building a career. But being a county magistrate is no easy job. One day, a ghostly maid comes to air her grievances; the next, a ghostly tutor shows up to reprimand her. Even stepping outsi
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I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了
[Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved
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