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A Heroine Who Talks Nonsense in a Way That Makes Everyone Else Feel Guilty for the Rest of Their Lives 😍 女主胡说八道，能让其他人愧疚一辈子的那种😍

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Guys, I’m looking for stories with a bit of a silly, absurd vibe. The kind where the heroine talks complete nonsense and makes everyone else feel guilty for the rest of their lives! I really want to read something like that 😍 I wonder if there are any 😘

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1 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 32.7kReads9.6Score5kShelves
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These books are all about sand sculptures. I can't remember the details. Anyway, it's the heroine's little mouth. The third one is like this.
2 This Kept Woman Has a Conscience, Just Not Much of One 这个外室有点良心，但不多 Aow Big Meow嗷大喵Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (One-on-one romance + Both leads are each other's first and only + Ridiculous, no-logic comedy + Mind-reading + Adorable child + Hero has no legal wife) After a week of staying up late and working overtime, office drone Song Qingran died suddenly and became the Prince of Nanliang, Ning Zhuo’s mistress, kept at his country estate. At first, Ning Zhuo told her, “I don't expect you to have power, wealth, or a respectable background. You'll get five hundred taels every month, delivered on schedule. 13.2kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves
3 After Prison: The Movie Star's Wife Became the Haters' Number One 出狱后：影帝夫人成了黑粉头头 Silver Brocade银锦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After spending thirteen years in prison, she was reborn. When she opened her eyes, she was back at the time when the entire internet hated her. If you can’t beat them, join them. Before she knew it, she’d become the head of the antis. Antis Group One: “Boss, Yu Yuan’s causing trouble again. Should we go after her?” Yu Yuan: “Go after her for what? Did we get paid this time? Even antis have professional standards. We’re not working for free!” Antis Group Two: “Boss, the CP fans are shipping Yu Yu 14.7kReads9.4Score2kShelves
4 Dating Show: The Little Menace Drives a Tractor and Blows Up the Whole Scene 恋综：小作精她开拖拉机炸翻全场 Ranran Eats Just One Bowl然然只吃一碗Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrates into a book + dating reality show + entertainment industry + livestreaming + power fantasy + sweet romance] On her eighth transmigration into a book, Qin Ruo lands in a story full of secret identities as the foil to a wealthy family's real daughter: a cannon-fodder fake heiress. The real heiress comes from the countryside to the city, flaunting her many secret identities to put Qin Ruo in her place. The two of them even end up on the same dating show. Qin Ruo: Hm? Secret identitie 9.6kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves
5 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 11.7kReads9.5Score1.9kShelves
6 After Getting Rich, the Heiress Took on the Entire Entertainment Industry 暴富之后，大小姐怼遍了全娱乐圈 Riding the Wind and Breaking the Waves乘风破浪Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter 1.1kReads9.3Score184Shelves
7 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 198.3kReads9.5Score27.7kShelves
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The heroine of this book has no other characteristics, she is a dog, especially a dog! The kind of dog that goes out of the sky, with a small mouth, it will definitely make people feel guilty for a lifetime, no cp, no loss in being in the circle
8 All of the Capital Knows That Father and Daughter Have a Few Screws Loose 全京城都知道，那对父女脑子有坑 Little Wine Riddle小酒谜Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and witty + no romance + daily life + everyone’s favorite + satisfying read + ridiculous fun + strong female lead + ensemble cast + political intrigue + absurd plot] (I’m no good at writing introductions, so just jump straight into the story!) Ever since Ye Qiong, the only child of Prince Duan’s household, was kicked in the head by a donkey and lost her memory, The old libertine Prince Duan’s good days came to an end. Other families enjoy loving fathers and filial children. The Pri 492.1kReads9.2Score79.6kShelves
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After Ye Qiong lost her memory after being kicked by a donkey, she cheated on her father, caused chaos in the capital, and even became the regent step by step! [Sending Hearts][Sending Hearts] Ye Qiong: Father, open the door! I'm back in trouble again! King Duan: Get into trouble again? You have almost lost all the money in the palace! Ye Qiong: What compensation should I pay? The money I earn from running a brothel can buy the palace ten times! Prince Duan: You, a princess, run a brothel? Where can I put this old face of mine? Ye Qiong: Can your face be used as money? I even took in a bandit as my younger brother! Little Emperor's Grandson: Sister Qiongqiong, it's so exciting when they compete for the throne, why don't we also play? Ye Qiong: Play! Put you on the throne and I will act like the regent!
9 The Ancestress Became Famous Worldwide Through Metaphysics 老祖宗靠玄学火遍全世界 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance700k WordsCompleted [Mysticism, spiritual qi revival, self-redemption, supernatural phenomena, no male lead! No male lead! No male lead! The Long family isn’t important, they’re only here because the later plot needs them.] Tang Xin is the ugly, ill-omened second daughter of the Tang family. When she was five, a high fever damaged her mind, and she was sent to live in an orphanage. Only after she was sent to the Long family and humiliated there did she awaken to her true identity. It turned out she was an all-power 835Reads9.1Score108Shelves
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The first one has a pure and funny heroine who is full of hot jokes about running a train. The second one has a beautiful, strong and funny heroine. The third one is Jingsha Chunchun who criticizes beauties like crazy and even makes the vicious female lead fall in love with her. She is very yandere and has a good mouth.
10 Quick Transmigration: After the Tragic-Novel Heroine Gets a Unhinged Script 快穿：当虐文女主拿了疯批剧本后 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted In every tragic romance, the heroine is tormented by the hero until her heart is torn apart, and her heart, kidneys, and brain are cut out. Yet the heroine loves the hero without fail, devoting herself wholeheartedly to her career as his doormat. Now Jingsha has become the heroine of a tragic romance. She's obsessive, unstable, scummy, and downright crazy. She torments the male lead, then the male supporting character, then the female supporting character. In the end, they all love her but can n 9.4kReads9.3Score1kShelves
11 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 218kReads9.6Score23.4kShelves
12 Don't Run, Big Brother Movie Star! I'm Serious About Being Your Devoted Fan 影帝哥哥别跑，当舔狗我是认真的 Branches of Years Past故年枝Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Also known as: The Cannon Fodder’s Inner Thoughts Are Heard, and the Award-Winning Actor’s Image Falls Apart] [Absurd comedy + entertainment industry + mind-reading + mutual devotion + nonsensical humor + cheesy pickup lines + unhinged antics] On the very first day after transmigrating into the entertainment industry, Jiang You is told by the System that she has only three minutes left to live. The only way to extend her life is to become award-winning actor Qin Lie’s devoted fangirl. There’s n 570Reads9.2Score102Shelves
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This hahahahahaha
13 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 Loves Grilled Gluten爱吃烤面筋Modern Romance523k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 3.9kReads9.5Score757Shelves
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The heroine likes to talk nonsense, but her nonsense is convincing.
14 Kicked Down the Mountain, I Get a Midnight Visit from My Senior Brothers 被踹下山后，师兄连夜前来围观 Qing Mubai卿慕白Modern Romance639k WordsCompleted [Top-Tier Wealthy Family + Both Leads’ First and Only Love + He’s Been Plotting for Years + She Can Be Sweet or Sassy + Devoted Husband + Everyone’s Favorite + Cherished by All] As the young heiress of a powerful North American family, Xiang Wan was kidnapped. The day she was taken, her fiercely protective older brother nearly blew up the kidnappers’ hideout. Meanwhile, she found herself a cheap bargain of a master and got involved with several unhinged senior disciples. “Compared with guys our 191Reads6.7Score—Shelves
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The heroine not only talks nonsense, but she is also good at blaming the sky, the earth, and the air. She said that the seniors are obviously old, and the quarrel made several seniors unable to resist, and they broke their defense on the spot.
15 The System Punished Me by Making Me Bleed. Why Are You Crying? 我被系统惩罚流血，你们哭什么 Jie Ni Bai杰尼白Modern Romance600k WordsCompleted The Villainess System had never encountered such a difficult tasker. Every time, she chose to reject the task and accept the punishment of bleeding. But can someone explain why this woman has maxed out the male lead’s affection by bleeding from all sorts of places? System: Host, please choose whether to accept the Level Two task: [Steal the original heroine’s scenes]. Failure will result in coughing up blood. Lin Zhumian: I choose to refuse. Then, while acting, she spat out a mouthful of blood. 9.2kReads9.4Score1.4kShelves
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①🍈In some designated plots, the system will allow the heroine to continue the plot development of the vicious female supporting character and complete the main plot [shocked]. If some parts are not completed, she will bleed, with varying degrees of bleed [almost crying]. The task given to the heroine at the beginning was to "beat the original heroine so that she loses the opportunity to participate in the show", but the heroine refused, resulting in a lot of nasal bleeding. The original heroine was knocked unconscious by the hired man and saw this scene just after she woke up [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying], thinking that the heroine had killed her, and the heroine said: "No need to thank me, I didn't do anything." As a result, she felt even more guilty [almost crying], even more moved [almost crying] [grieved] [almost crying]. Later, there is blood on the back and ears of the heroine, which turned into a beautiful misunderstanding, hahahaha, but from the first thing, you can see that the three views are correct!!! [Full] [Full] [Full] [Learned] [Learned] [Learned] ②🍈Chronology (also the first book of this type I have read), she is a bitch, she holds many concurrent jobs, and has many work permits. Others almost thought she had obtained a JIA permit. She is a little liar. Sometimes, others are fooled and think they have misunderstood her, hahahahaha [crying with laughter] [crying with laughter] [crying with laughter]!!!
16 With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970s, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease 小手一背穿七零，搞事赚钱样样行 Heavy Clouds云沉沉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as "Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Seventies: I Collect Eighty-Eight Paychecks Every Month" Su He woke up one day and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming a fake heiress who had been sent back to her village. In the book, the ungrateful real heiress was practically blessed by cheat codes, with schemes and tricks appearing one after another. The Su family ended up destroyed, while the original owner wished she were dead. Looking at her impoverished home and family members 88.4kReads9.6Score9.4kShelves
17 Military Marriage in the 1980s: Big Shots from Every Walk of Life Call Me Grandma 八零军婚：各界大佬都认我当孙女 Jiujiu Candy啾啾糖Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Marriage first, love later + building wealth + super sociable heroine + 1,800 schemes + 18 powerful grandpas] The heroine is a renowned master of making big promises. She loves getting something for nothing, and even a dog passing her has to leave two hairs behind before it can go on its way. She transmigrates into the body of a stupid, overweight woman who’s also been swindled out of her money by a scumbag. The more Wang Xiuxiu thinks about it, the angrier she gets. Damn it! First, she gives h 7.2kReads9.2Score735Shelves
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As the name suggests, Wang Xiuxiu is so showy🉑. He is a big liar. He is a famous picture-painting king. He is good at making white wolves with empty hands. The big liar founded a textile factory. He is so awesome. She Niu is a super She Niu. He is unparalleled in his worldliness.
18 Quick Transmigration: I Became the Villainess, and the Comments Begged Me to Stop Torturing Them 快穿成恶毒女配，弹幕哭求别虐我 Han yuu寒yuuAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After Shi Wuqing died, someone claiming to be a System found her. If she collected enough “popularity points,” she could come back to life. Shi Wuqing agreed. Then she was sent into various novels, where she became the cannon-fodder character readers hated most. Her mission was to become the character readers loved most, with the highest popularity, by the end of each novel! World One: Shi Wuqing became the scheming younger sister who took the heroine's place and married the prince. At the begi 43.2kReads9.5Score5.2kShelves
19 You Told Me to Get Lost, So Why Are You with My One True Love? 让你滚，你跟我白月光在一起了？ Little American-Style Lamp美式小灯Modern Romance251k WordsOngoing [A cool-at-first, secretly flamboyant cross-dressing queen x a blunt, absurdly funny girl] After transmigrating into the body of the Gu family's adopted daughter, who was abandoned and humiliated by her fiancé, Bai Jiaojiao's very first mission is to crash her fiancé's proposal to his first love and steal the bride in front of everyone. The frail young woman approaches against the wind, her big, lovable puppy eyes still filled with lingering affection. Just as everyone is certain Gu Ye won't go —Reads—Score—Shelves
20 She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯，他兜底，恋综谁都惹不起 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries 39.5kReads9.5Score6.5kShelves
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I really love these books! Everyone go and see it! ‎
21 I Made a Comeback on a Horror Variety Show 我在恐怖综艺里完成了逆袭 My Cat Went Bald我家猫秃头了Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Funny Supernatural + Sharp-Tongued Heroine + Showbiz + No Romance] She was a bottom-rung actress, blacklisted across the internet after being framed. Just when she was at the end of her rope, a System appeared inside her. The System told her that if she kept acting arrogant and maintained her haughty persona, she could reach the pinnacle of success. But the day after it finished speaking, it disappeared. She believed what it had told her. After signing up for a horror livestream variety show, h 1.3kReads9.1Score203Shelves
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Nonsense, this must be there! The heroine's little mouth can fool anyone or a ghost.
22 A Cross-Dressing Villain: The Hero Begs Me Not to Die! 女装反派，主角跪求我别死！ Little Sister Luo Li罗莉小妹Urban212k WordsCompleted [Scheming Villain] [Heroine-Chasing Protagonists] [White-Haired Beauty] Luo Ning is determined to become a villain's man, but after transmigrating, he turns into a girl. And not just any girl: a white-haired beauty with a terminal illness who gets stronger by collecting the protagonist's guilt points. Playing with the protagonist's feelings? Easy. Slap him first, then offer him a sweet treat. After Luo Ning pulls a few tricks of his own, these supposedly invincible protagonists all become his de 728Reads8.9Score100Shelves
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Although there are only two worlds, they are really cruel.
23 My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神 Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Loves Cilantro爱吃香菜的垂耳兔Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jiang Zhu transmigrates into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, as a disposable female side character. The junior apprentice sister is gifted and loved by all, while the side character has cultivated for years and is still useless. In the end, she's pushed out to take a blade for the junior sister and dies miserably in the street. She opens her eyes to the sight of a whole sect full of hopeless sycophants, and Jiang Zhu wants to die. The heroine's suitors are everywhere. How about I bec 42.1kReads9.3Score5kShelves
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❤❤In order to escape the fate of being raped by the heroine, Jiang Zhu decisively abandoned his sect and ran away! Turned around and entered Buddhism! It's just that she has a lot of cool moves and her mouth is a bit eloquent! Everyone is a little doubtful that this is Buddhist practice? Who said Buddhist cultivators are good people?
24 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 151.3kReads9.6Score18kShelves
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I'm really in love, so give it to me! ‎To‌‍
25 The Daily Madness of a Lowborn Daughter 庶女发癫日常 Chu Shimei楚诗魅Ancient Romance888k WordsCompleted [Transmigrated into a book heroine vs. reborn heroine, one-on-one romance] Shi Yao transmigrated into a reborn, pampered heroine’s revenge novel and became an ignored, expendable illegitimate daughter. The one doted on by everyone was Shi Mingzhu, the original heroine. In her previous life, the moment Shi Mingzhu was born, the old master declared, “Dote on her! I want the whole family to spoil her rotten!” So all eight brothers became hopelessly devoted to their little sister. To help the heroi 27kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves
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It's very interesting. I rarely stayed up late to read it. The first few chapters were depressing, but the rest became exciting. The heroine has a merit system that allows her to be reborn. Whoever fights with the heroine will be reborn. The heroine has a very powerful mouth👍🏻.
26 They Say Everyone Rumored to Be Involved with This Maid Gets Promoted 听说和这丫鬟有绯闻的都升官了 Tears in the Heart of the Tree树心有泪Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrated Maid + Ensemble Cast + Political Schemes and Twists + Hilarious Chaos] One-sentence summary: A maid and two minor officials are brought together by a wastrel marquis to resolve crises and crack bizarre cases. Zhuxin transmigrated into the body of a maid in a Duke's manor. She thought her future would involve either household intrigue or farming, but then the manor was confiscated and she landed in the Imperial Prison. Zhuxin felt like she was doomed. They were all picking on her j 19.9kReads9.3Score3kShelves
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The title of the book has revealed everything [Sending Hearts] [Laughing] [Admiration] [Licking the Screen] [Cool] [Travel Maid + Group Portrait + Machiavellian Reversal + Funny Madness] One-sentence synopsis: A maid and two petty officials are called together by a dandy prince to solve a dangerous situation and resolve a strange case. Zhu Xin, who was disguised as a maid in the Duke's palace, thought that her future life would be either fighting in the house or farming, but the Duke's house ransacked her house and she was sent to prison. Zhu Xin felt that she was going to die, so she bullied her as a maid, right? Stop pretending, just spread a few rumors and drag down half of the court officials in Beijing, and no one will survive! Zhu Xin: From Dali and Tubo to Liao and Xixia, this map is too small. What should she do if she hasn't had enough fun? Jie Jie Jie. Emperors of various countries: In what capacity did she come to kill this time? The governor of Xichang, the female history of Daqi, or the princess in marriage? I wasn't scared, I just vomited blood. Ying Ying Ying. Ask her what she is good at? Zhu Xin thought for a while, "Deceiving the emperor and setting the heart on fire." Asked her what is this person's greatest advantage? Zhu Xin said categorically: "There are no nine tribes." Asked them what is the biggest feature of the team? The members of the Gypsophila team looked at each other and asked helplessly, "Good at peace and separation." Notes: 1. It's all nonsense, there is no emotion, it's all about skills 2. It's not a Mary Sue text, the plot flow 3. About CP: It's optional, it can be used by anyone. Warm reminder in the book test, no matter what the title of the book you see at the moment is? It must be the facts in the book, not necessarily all the facts.
27 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 37.2kReads9.5Score4.8kShelves
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💫There is a picture at the beginning, and the rest depends on your mouth. God of Wealth, the little one, please spend some money. I have no money. You can't die for my inheritance✨ 💫Ah? Why do you wear a mask? Is it because it's ugly? You don't wash your face, do you? Do you only wash half of it? Oh my god, it turns out that I got acne because I didn't wash my face, so I'm ugly, so I wear a mask! It's not what you think…✨
28 After Faking Nobility, I Became a God 假冒贵族后我成神了 A Scholar Through and Through书生本色Fantastical Romance1.3M WordsOngoing [Fake aristocrat + true queen + secret identities + everyone’s favorite + nation-building + personal growth] Luo Wei transmigrates into the body of a lowly commoner who passed herself off as a noble girl to enroll at school. Her identity is about to be exposed, and she’ll be despised and cursed by the entire school before being hanged at the gallows in the marketplace. Luo Wei: What’s there to be afraid of? I just have to pretend to be a noble. As someone from the twenty-first century, I can act 137.7kReads9.5Score15.4kShelves
29 Shocking! The Metaphysics Master Can Hear People's Thoughts 震惊！玄学大佬被读心了 Yellow Peach Tutu黄桃土土Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + mind-reading + lighthearted] After graduating with a law degree, Xia Wange, heir to a Daoist sect, sees a wheelchair shimmering with purple energy at a car crash site. Born unable to gather energy, she can’t bring herself to leave the wheelchair alone. [I’ll carry this wheelchair off and borrow the energy on it to draw talismans. Then I’ll be the undisputed goddess of the supernatural world!] Lu Qiu, the CEO still trapped in the wreckage, inexpli 366.2kReads9.5Score98.2kShelves
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🍇As a metaphysics master, Xia Elegy is committed to promoting science. She can use scientific knowledge to explain any questions related to metaphysics that I ask you. The key is that Lu Qiu understands and can answer the questions. Others, including readers like me, are confused and can only say "Sister Xia is awesome!"
30 Every Sect Wants to Kill Me, So I Just Reload After Death! 宗门都想噶我，我直接死亡回档！ Chao Lianyun巢怜云Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Transmigrated into a Book + Villainess + Death Rewinds Time + Eldritch Cultivation + Unhinged + Quirky Style] Lu Xiaojin transmigrated into a book, becoming the lovesick senior apprentice sister in a cultivation novel where everyone falls for the heroine. She kept fighting the heroine for men and ended up dying horribly. No problem. She wasn't stupid. She knew how the plot went, so she could avoid trouble, stay away from the men, and survive. But! Can someone tell her why her junior apprentice 26.5kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves
31 I Transmigrate into a Book as a Middle-Aged Woman, Just as the Heroine Tries to Steal My Golden Finger 穿书成大妈，女主正想抢夺金手指 Nian Lianqiu念莲秋Modern Romance581k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book, Period Setting, Pocket Dimension, Punish the Scum, No Whitewashing, No Forgiveness! A Touch of Ensemble Cast, Domestic Life, Building a Career] [No CP: No divorce, only widowhood! Sisters, let's not give her another man later, okay? Men are poison, and old men are even less worth bothering with. Let's not let them mess with our Hua!] Liu Xiaohua, a woman past the usual age for marriage, was forcibly sent by the System into a period novel. In an instant, she became the 22.3kReads8.2Score2.9kShelves
32 My Husband Is Too Frail to Care for Himself 我的夫君柔弱不能自理 Diligent but Silent勤不语Ancient Romance590k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] I saved the whole capital by slacking off! I conquered the world through sheer bluster! Excerpt 1: “Your Highness, the Consort has been completely taken in by the Princess Consort. His Majesty wants us to pay compensation.” Jiang Chonghua: “Tell Father that if he has the nerve, he can talk to the Princess Consort himself.” “Your Highness, His Majesty wouldn’t dare. He says he’s afraid he’ll get dragged into it too.” Excerpt 2: “Your Highness, our two nations are at war, 22.4kReads9.2Score2.6kShelves
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Recommended for [Investigation] The heroine, a leading figure in the medical field, traveled through time and was sent to her old house when she was just born to be a disaster star. When she was 16 years old, she brought her back to marry the male protagonist. After the marriage, she saved the male protagonist from heart failure and deceived people every day ~ 🍃The writing and characters are humorous and beautiful!!
33 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.9kReads9.1Score627Shelves
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The little mouth is very good, the following female protagonists must be on the list [please pay attention] Without reading my introduction, you can feel a strong sand sculpture temperament just by looking at the title and cover of the book. It is very funny, the female protagonist speaks without moving her hands, very powerful [makes faces] [makes faces]
34 Quick Transmigration: The Corrupted Villainess Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script 快穿：黑化女配手撕炮灰剧本 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Mindless fun + no romance + no holier-than-thou heroine + an unpredictable female lead + fast-paced quick transmigration (Not your thing? No worries, come on! Skip to the next one! P.S. There are thirty-nine worlds, so there’s bound to be a little story you’ll like!) Synopsis: Shi Xia is an overworked wage slave in the modern era. One day, she transmigrates into a book, only to keep working. In these other worlds, there’s always a group of exceptional young women. They come from good families, e 6kReads9.3Score651Shelves
35 Transmigrating to the 1960s: The Female Supporting Character Is Ruthless and Sharp-Tongued 穿越六零：女配人狠话多 Flying and Stopping载飞载止Modern Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [A transmigration story set in a period drama: As long as I'm more of a piece of work than the worst people around me, no one can make me suffer!] [At home, she torments her parents; outside, she torments her friends; sent down to the countryside, she torments the neighbors. She treats everyone equally.] Xia Zhizhi is good at making empty promises and manipulating people. She loves acting, and she's equally talented in both the literary and martial arts. Not a traditional period drama. The heroi 6.4kReads9.2Score517Shelves
36 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 17.3kReads9.5Score2.3kShelves
37 The Senior Sister Is a Born Killer, Yet Everyone Loves Her 大师姐是杀胚但万人迷 Meow Nineteen喵十九Ancient Romance229k WordsCompleted [Unconventional Harem Magnet] + [Cultivation] + [Ruthless] + [Strong Female Lead] + [Feel-Good Hack-and-Slash, Anyone Who Gets in the Way Gets Cut Down!] (No CP. Focuses on ruthless action, with no romance or flirting. The protagonist only loves herself. The harem-magnet angle is about admiration and respect, with people happy to have the heroine as their leader. Please check that this is what you're looking for.) Assassin Li Bodu transmigrates into a Cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female 191Reads8.0Score—Shelves
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Let's take this. The heroine is a killer, a bit stupid, a slight heartthrob, the kind who prefers the strong, not love.
38 I Pretended to Be a God’s Lover, but the Mad God Came Looking for Me 假冒神明爱人，疯批神明找上门了 Seven Shrimp七只虾Modern Romance321k WordsCompleted Jiang Yang transmigrates into an era of fervent belief in the gods, becoming a newly born deity with no divine power. On top of owing a mountain of debt, she has no followers. To pay off her debts and gather followers, Jiang Yang starts making up stories about the gods. The next day, a livestream that shocked everyone appeared on the most popular streaming site: [Late at night, he broke into the god’s pavilion...] Thanks to a steady stream of scandalous rumors, Jiang Yang’s popularity soared and 1.8kReads8.9Score269Shelves
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1. The female protagonist is reborn as a god, the God of Light🍓🍓🍓, and her affairs with Priest Zhuqing, a dark and stubborn believer (super plan) and a powerful and benevolent god. The setting is extraordinary, and the story is entirely fabricated based on facts, walking a tightrope🔥🔥🔥🔥 2. The heroine is very crazy, 🌹🌹🌹 very funny, she laughs from beginning to end, the heroine especially does not take it too seriously to watch the fun, it is others who are always hurt 🌟🌟Achieved attitude
39 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 376.2kReads9.8Score54.9kShelves
40 Quick Transmigration: A Max-Level Expert Stumbles Into a Palace Intrigue Set 快穿，满级大佬误入宫斗片场 Tianyang Peak, Who Loves Handmade Wheat Dumplings爱吃手工麦饺的天阳峰Ancient Romance580k WordsCompleted Synopsis: Ever since 18888 was bound to its Host, it had felt that something wasn't quite right. But when it saw its Host looking like a delicate, weak beauty, it relaxed. Until... For its first mission, it had to win the emperor's favor. 18888 was very pleased with itself for snagging a palace-intrigue template. This would be a piece of cake. Who could have guessed that, in the great hall, a sinister wind would blow as the emperor and his ministers trembled in fear? Enter Ling Xiao, the emperor 22.4kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
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These books all meet your requirements, especially the first one, which is my favorite. The master who shows off his character shows the system is ruined, and the quotations of the idiots come at all times. It just makes me laugh to death.
41 My Wicked Disciples All Want Me Dead 孽徒都想要我苟命 Happy Frog乐的蛙Ancient Romance760k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + no romance + extremely cautious] Her twelve disciples joined forces to kill her. Luckily, just before her soul was scattered, she awakened the Super Scrubbing System. [Ding! Detected disciple's malice value at 70. Help them become good.] [Ding! Detected disciple's goodness value at 80. Make them turn evil.] First Disciple: My heartless master, do you have any idea how much I despise you? Teng Luo: “Go ahead and despise me.” Second Disciple: I'll hunt you to the ends o 1.7kReads9.3Score237Shelves
42 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多，我靠沙雕做大哥 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.6kReads9.5Score2.3kShelves
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The nonsensical and ridiculous behavior of the heroine Qin Wanyin is really laughable. The heroine is a professional knife blocker. After retirement, she traveled through time and became the fiancée of the overlord. Her interactions with the male protagonist and male partner are full of routines and counter-routines. The Shura field is thrilling and exciting.
43 Mad, Really Mad, and Getting Madder 癫，很癫，非常癫，越来越癫 They All Call Me Baby她们都叫我宝宝Modern Romance254k WordsCompleted One second, Ji Letang was crawling around in the shadows at a banquet, attacking everyone indiscriminately. The next, she transmigrated into a book, landing in an angst novel as its heroine. The kind of heroine anyone could take a turn tormenting. Ji Letang: What? The angst is only for me? She wasn’t having that. Ji Letang started going off the rails. When she was bullied, she spat right back. Even if she hurt herself a thousand times to hurt her enemies a hundred, that was better than hurting t 528Reads8.8Score102Shelves
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①👆The innocence of the heroine is directly touching the soul, the heroine's words are sincere and touching, no one in the world is more 🐶 than the heroine, she tried every possible means, but in the end everyone feels guilty and never forgets her. ②✌Everything comes from a beautiful misunderstanding, she bleeds for me, she loves me, no, she loves me. The bloodshed again and again seemed terrible, but the heroine concentrated on fighting the system. Enough was enough. I felt sorry for her. ③👌The epilepsy article, the epilepsy that does not care about the life and death of others, the epilepsy is powerful, attacks indiscriminately, hehehehe, are you feeling uncomfortable? I feel much more comfortable.
44 I Fight Crime in a Dating Sim 我在恋爱游戏里打击犯罪 My Cat Went Bald我家猫秃头了Modern Romance490k WordsCompleted What’s it like to get sucked into a romance game you made yourself? And all seven romanceable characters are well-dressed perverts. To stay alive, she has no choice but to send all seven of her unruly boys into the game. So the seven once-glorious prodigies end up huddled together in their miserable state, talking about their girlfriends. Then they’re shocked to discover that all their girlfriends look exactly alike. Different personas, but the same style of pinky ring. The only difference is th 681Reads9.3Score124Shelves
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Especially the first book written by an author, the characters are as simple as they come. There are all kinds of explosive things like a 20-year-old with two kids and a baby in her belly, or my sister's fiancé becoming my fiancé, and then my sister's fiancé. Really nice to look at.
45 Shh, Whatever You Do, Don't Play a Murder Game on a Dating Show 嘘，千万别在恋综里玩杀人游戏 My Cat Went Bald我家猫秃头了Modern Romance261k WordsCompleted Cen Yueyue is a D-list actress who gets incredibly lucky when her agent shoves her onto a dating reality show starring famous actors, where she’s cast as a disposable extra. The director’s script calls for her to make a scene and squeeze every last drop of usefulness out of her supporting role. So on the very first night, the man Cen Yueyue is supposed to fall for gets a short arrow through the head. Night has fallen. Close your eyes. Killer, open your eyes and choose your prey... A mountain vil 9.3kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves
46 Ride the Madness, Break the Waves: I Go Whenever I Want 乘疯破浪会有时，我想几时就几时 Mu Xi Mutong木西木同Modern Romance292k WordsCompleted (Showbiz, 1v1, wild nonsense and unhinged antics, a System carried to success by its Host) After transmigrating, Jiang Yin worked hard for three years. But after being bound to the Villainess System, she couldn't stray from her assigned character. Everything she did was pointless. Whatever. If that's how it is, let's all go crazy together. The entertainment industry was rocked to its foundations. Haters: Has Jiang Yin lost her mind? Fellow stars: Jiang Yin, what are you even talking about? Jiang 2.2kReads9.1Score321Shelves
47 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜！顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 Yan Xiaoxi炎小熙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 5.8kReads9.5Score842Shelves
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These books are all very good. In the first one, the heroine played the suona in front of her house and almost pissed off her scumbag father [laughing]. In the second one, the heroine is super rich and loves money. She always wants to quit the industry and inherit the family property [laughing]
48 I Landed on the Trending List: The Film Queen Is My Internet Mouthpiece 空降热搜，影后是我的互联网嘴替 Come Ship the Couple来磕糖吖Modern Romance457k WordsCompleted In her previous life, Lu Qing was framed step by step, going from a popular young actress with a huge fanbase to a talentless actress hated by the entire internet. Given a second life, she swore to change everything. She honed her acting skills, chose her scripts carefully, and tore apart every fake do-gooder. Step by step, Lu Qing climbed from an obscure minor star to a top-tier star. Her only headache was the sheer number of bizarre trending topics about her. #Lu Qing has a little bit of ma 1.4kReads9.3Score183Shelves
49 The Queen’s Rise to the Top 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!” 44.2kReads9.5Score4.6kShelves
50 After Dumping the Top-Tier Star, I Fell Hard for the Movie Emperor on a Dating Show! 甩掉顶流后，和影帝恋综甜疯了！ Muddy Wine at the New Pavilion新亭浊酒Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted Completed [Clear-Headed, Irresistible Charmer ❤ Cold-Faced, Warm-Hearted Expert at Spotting Fake Nice Guys · Transmigrate Into a Book · Dating Variety Show · Showbiz · Sweet Romance] After transmigrating into a book as an unhinged villainess, Chi Yun’s first move is to dump her top-tier-star ex-boyfriend, who used emotional manipulation to control her. Her second move is to focus on her career! She knows that on the livestream dating show Love Catcher, future movie emperor Gu Yuanran is the “Hea 1.5kReads9.3Score260Shelves

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