Any Funny Stories With Good Values, No Swearing, And No Memes? 三观正，没脏话，没梗，但好笑的文有嘛_(:з」∠)
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My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情
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- 2 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ 4kReads—Score11014d adds
- 3 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 396Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 This pregnancy story is completely wild. 681Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 7.7kReads—Score11814d adds
- 6 A Collection of Super-Short, Sweet Romances 超短篇小甜文合集 All are sweet little stories! Each one is a standalone, super-short tale. Straightforward romance, no misunderstandings, quick progress, and quick endings. Story One: A tree finds his companion vine [Zhu Yan x Yue Zhiteng] Story Two: The man fought over by a rich woman and a rich young man [Tao Zhuo x Chen Shu] Story Three: A mountain spirit obsessed with human phones and a human who fall for each other [Lin Fenfen x Lu Yuan] Story Four: A severely lopsided student reborn in her third year of mi 3.7kReads8.2Score24214d adds
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You Must Call Me Lord Chicken 你要叫我鸡大人
When Li Xiaorong opened her eyes again, her face turned green. That is, if she still had a smooth, featherless face... Then she became Ji Rong, a bird-person in another world... The path of the story: By chance, she enters the ancient past as the primordial age fades and the myriad races rise; Bloodlines and talents cut short the path to immortality, as clans flourish and turmoil erupts; With the world at her feet, she finds a haven, where the Canglan mountains and waters reveal a true god; With
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Beast Taming Tower 御兽塔
[A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality] [Beast Taming] [play the pig to eat the tiger] [No harem] [One heroine] [Qi Refining] [Foundation Establishment] [Core Formation] The young Chen Xuan accidentally unlocks the Beast Taming Tower and embarks on the path to immortality. A golden dragon? Dragons are beasts, aren't they? One slash of my sword will take it down! The Ancient Dragon City? The dragon clan's sacred land, where immortals are forbidden to enter? Nothing can stop Chen Xuan! The
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- 9 The Spirit-Transforming Bowl of a Cultivation Family 修仙家族之化灵碗 Li Xuanzhen dies unexpectedly and is born into the cultivating world as a member of the Yunwu Li Family. The Yunwu Li Family has only just been established as a tiny cultivation clan, and he is the same generation as its founder. And so, the Yunwu Li Family gains a third founding ancestor. He looks at his gifted elder brother, the clan head, then at his second sister, who loves to busy herself with pointless tasks and squander her talent. Finally, he takes stock of his own ordinary aptitude. Li 28.3kReads8.1Score2.3k14d adds
- 10 EN Mortal Bones, Immortal Destiny 凡骨 (The print edition is now available to buy online) The world's spiritual bones are divided into four grades. First grade: Heavenly Spiritual Bones. Second grade: Golden Spiritual Bones. Third grade: Mystic Spiritual Bones. Fourth grade: White Spiritual Bones. All the rest are ordinary bones, unfit for cultivation. Xu Taiping is an ordinary man with ordinary bones, yet he swears to prove to the cultivation world that ordinary bones can slay demons, ordinary bones can vanquish evil, and ordinary b 557.8kReads9.3Score70.2k14d adds
- 11 A Mortal's Immortal Fate 凡人仙缘 Main character: Li Yi. [Traditional cultivation] [Mortal's journey] [One female lead] [Spatial powers] [Farming] [Decisive and ruthless] [No System] An ordinary boy from a mountain village leaves home to pursue immortality, fighting his way into the cruel, dark world of cultivation. With his clever, decisive, and cautious nature, he cuts down his enemies without hesitation and encounters countless wondrous opportunities for immortality. After passing through Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment 35.2kReads8.3Score3.8k14d adds
- 12 After My Golden Core Was Stolen, I Awakened the Spiritual Root of Heaven and Earth 被夺了金丹后，我激活了天地灵根 Sequel: Bad News! My Dad Married Into Another Family, and I Became a Carefree Rogue Cultivator [Survivalist Cultivation + Not a Power Fantasy + Daily Life + Farming + No Female Lead + Ruthless + Old Schemer + System + Dark + Lone Wolf + Rogue Cultivator] Chen Si had a single Wood Spiritual Root, and his master, Daoist Changsheng, poured everything into cultivating him as a supreme elixir. On the day Chen Si formed his Golden Core, his master took it for himself. After escaping with a Void-Evasio 18.2kReads8.1Score1.1k14d adds
- 13 EN You’re Just an Outer Sect Disciple, Yet You Can Slay a Tribulation Realm Cultivator with One Sword? 你外门弟子，一剑斩渡劫境？ [Cultivation] [Cautious] [Traits] [Longevity] [Sign-in] [Only fights when victory is assured] [Rapid progress] Han Xuanji transmigrates to a world of Cultivation and is lucky enough to activate a sign-in System. As long as he signs in at places imbued with the Dao, he can receive all kinds of rewards. Signing in before the founding ancestor's statue earns him the trait [Immortal Potential]. [Immortal Potential]: [A title in the Cultivation world for those with supreme talent. You possess an immo 43.1kReads7.7Score3.5k14d adds
- 14 Clan Cultivation: The Li Immortal Clan 家族修仙：李氏仙族 [Ensemble Cast] [Clan] [Farming] [No Transmigration] [One Female Lead] [No System] [Genius] In the 420th year since the founding of the Li clan, it welcomes the first member born with a spiritual constitution in its history: Li Changsheng. Li Changsheng cultivates immortal arts, tempers his spiritual body, raises spirit beasts, cultivates both magic and body, and excels in both alchemy and crafting. This is the story of a small clan that gradually becomes an immortal clan under the leadership of 21.9kReads8.1Score1.4k14d adds
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Ascension Record of a Hundred Refinements 百炼飞升录
He was an ordinary boy from a mountain village until he accidentally ate an unknown vermilion fruit and embarked on the path of cultivation. Starting out as a weapon refiner and relying on his talent for crafting talismans, he ventured alone through the perilous world of immortal cultivation. Just as his cultivation was advancing smoothly and success seemed within reach, an unexpected change came over him. Was it a blessing or a curse?
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- 16 Mortal Blood! 凡血！ [Exceptional talent] [No brainless characters] [Foundation Establishment] [Golden Core] [Mortal cultivation] [No System] [No harem] Lin Fan is an ordinary mortal born in “Short-Lived Village,” yet he is determined to become an immortal whose life lasts as long as Heaven itself. By a twist of fate, Lin Fan takes part in the Seven Mysteries Sect’s entrance trials. Though he is destined never to become a cultivator, with the help of a mysterious copper bottle in his possession, he works hard one st 37.1kReads8.7Score3.7k14d adds
- 17 EN Cultivation Simulator: Ascension in Ten Years 修仙模拟，十年飞升 Xu Changxing transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation and obtains a Life Simulation System. As long as he has enough spirit stones, he can activate the System. [Day One: You unexpectedly acquire twenty spirit stones, but the bully Gao Teng threatens you, demanding sixteen of them. You act meek and obedient, but secretly resolve to use the spirit stones to cultivate.] [Day Two: Feeling your cultivation grow, you are exhilarated.] [Day Five: Your cultivation breaks through to the second le 15.3kReads8.6Score1.4k14d adds
- 18 Protagonist, Take Note: Your Nemesis Is Saving the World 主角请注意，你的宿敌正在救世 [Cultivation, Simulator, Villain, No Female Lead, Exploration and Progression, Not a Formulaic Power Fantasy.] After transmigrating into the cultivation world as a low-level independent cultivator, Lin Yi awakens a simulator. During his first simulation, Lin Yi discovers that his master is still alive, surviving as a remnant soul, and has taken on a junior disciple surnamed Xiao, who will come to kill him in three months. His predecessor was a master-killing traitor, leaving him with a complete 9.5kReads7.8Score74314d adds
- 19 The Cautious Path to Immortality: Starting with a Hundred Cultivation Crafts 苟道长生：从修仙百艺开始 Xianxia + Mortal's Journey + Pseudo-Immortality + Cautious Cultivation + Decisive and Ruthless + Sound Values + No System + No Female Lead Lin Changqing transmigrates to a cultivation world and, using the starry light of enlightenment in his sea of consciousness, masters the many arts of cultivation and cultivates with caution. Throughout his long years of cultivation, he watches countless prodigies rise and fall with a smile. Before he knows it, he has endured for countless ages and stands at t 4.9kReads7.3Score28414d adds
- 20 The Rogue Cultivator's Path to the Dao 散修成道 No transmigration, no genius or failure. This is simply the story of an ordinary rogue cultivator growing stronger as they struggle to survive in the cruel world of cultivation... 3.3kReads8.3Score27014d adds
- 21 Cultivating Immortality: I Use Proficiency to Cultivate Eternal Life 修仙之我用熟练度修长生 Zhang Yi transmigrated to the cultivation world as an orphan who had signed a ten-year contract of servitude with a cultivation clan. Luckily, he had a golden finger: a proficiency panel. Whenever he mastered a spell or skill, it would develop a special trait. Qi-Nurturing Art, perfected trait “Qi Cultivation”: condenses spiritual energy by ten percent. Fireball Talisman, perfected trait “Talisman Imprinting”: allows talismans to be mass-produced. Geng Metal Finger, perfected trait “Metal Dao”: 10.4kReads7.5Score72514d adds
- 22 I Began Cultivating Immortality on the Run 我从逃亡开始修仙 [Classic cultivation] [Ordinary protagonist] [No System] [Multiple heroines] [Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul, Deity Transformation, Void Refinement, Body Integration, Great Ascension] After his family is massacred, the young Li Fan is forced to flee. He unexpectedly obtains his family’s legacy and embarks on an extraordinary path to immortality! From a lowly ant to one who looks down upon the heavens, he vows to slay every enemy and reach the summit! He bat 2.8kReads8.1Score23714d adds
- 23 EN I Started Simulating at Eight and Became Supreme Across the Ages 八岁开始模拟的我独断万古 When Ye Feng was eight, he awakened the memories of his past life and discovered that the ancient pearl from that life was what had left him frail. As his memories awakened, the ancient pearl began to reveal its power. The man in black looked at the mighty figure before him, who was even taller than he was. “You’re telling me he’s eight?” 6.6kReads8.0Score63914d adds
- 24 The Cultivating Shen Family 修仙沈家 By some stroke of luck, he gets to live another life. In this world where everyone seeks immortality, he gains the ability to exist as long as his family does. As long as his family survives, he will live forever. To ensure his family’s survival in this world, he struggles to survive, eventually turning it into a great clan. PS: Multiple heroines, but definitely not a womanizer. A family-clan story about a family’s growth. 4.3kReads7.9Score24014d adds
- 25 Mortal Cultivation: Refining Qi to Attain Immortality 凡人修仙，炼气长生 [Mortal cultivation] [One female lead who serves as a supporting character] [This book has already been adapted into two animated manhua] [Nearly four million characters so far] Su Chen was born a commoner. After both his parents died, he made a living herding cattle for a landlord. One day, soldiers and bandits came through, killing people and wiping out his village. He barely escaped, and a cultivator who happened to pass by took him into an immortal sect. From then on, he embarked on the path 78.3kReads8.4Score7.4k14d adds
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The Broken Imperial Seal 残玺
“Anger is commonplace, but a smiling man is inscrutable...” Inspired by a hidden chapter of real history, this tells the story of a wild strategic-level scientist’s rise and growth. The premise is fresh, fantastical yet grounded in reality, and encompasses history, the workplace, the military, scientific research, national security, criminal investigation, elaborate schemes, murder, and modern high-stealth espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity aerospace electronic warfare. The ending
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Reborn as the Little Cousin of the Real Heiress 穿成真千金的小族妹
[The animated series is now available!] You can submit adaptation requests at the bottom right of the novel-reading screen! [Though set in a period piece, this is actually a fictional world, so don’t overthink it. One important reminder: there is a romantic pairing!] [A friendly reminder: Don’t read this novel while putting your child to bed or in public. Your kid might wake up laughing or shaking with laughter. According to readers, some have spat water, tea, and cola, while others have sprayed
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I Hunt Down Transmigrators in Ancient China 我在古代抓捕穿越者
The protagonist, Long Chen, transmigrates into an ancient world. But it turns out that world is full of transmigrators. They belong to many different factions. Long Chen, himself a transmigrator, receives a mission: eliminate every other transmigrator. …
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The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃
After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的
Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t
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I Came to Earth to Be a God 我到地球来当神
Female-Led + Interstellar + No System + Eastern Fantasy + Light-Novel Style + Ensemble Cast Growth + One True Pair The title may give the wrong impression that this is a story about a charlatan or a comedy, but the actual story is a slow burn with a vast world. The protagonist, Youtan, is stranded on Earth after a spaceship accident. In search of energy, she travels across the planet alone, eventually journeying with an Earth mage, a young hunter, and others. The story revolves around the power
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After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Become an Obsessive Man's KPI 穿书后我成了偏执男的KPI
Also known as: Help! This System escaped from a mental hospital! Xu Ningjing transmigrated into a melodramatic Mary Sue and Gary Stu novel, becoming a cannon-fodder side character who shared her name. The original Xu Ningjing caused trouble at every turn and went crazy for love. In the end, the obsessive male side character, He Qilin, slowly killed her, step by step: sending her dead rats, psychologically terrorizing her, and gently describing how cold the water would feel when she drowned. Ca
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I Really Just Want to Survive: Gou Xiaoqing’s Path to Immortality 我真的只是想活命啊：苟小庆修仙
This is a “cultivation romance wrapped in comedy.” At first, you’ll laugh at Gou Xiaoqing’s cowardice. In the middle, you’ll ache for everything he loses. By the end, Yun Wuyue’s steadfast devotion will move you. This isn’t a feel-good power fantasy that makes you laugh from beginning to end. It’s a story that leaves you remembering “It’s a little salty, but I like it,” “Just right,” and “You have to be afraid to stay alive.” If you want a purely comedic cultivation novel, the first half will sa
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- 34 Between a Single Thought of Demon and Buddha 魔佛一念间 Ling Chen suffered endless humiliation within his sect, until a spirit monkey from the back mountain, the Heaven-Splitting War Venerable, saved him. The Buddhist Realm called him a demon and slaughtered his entire village. Ling Chen crossed countless deadly trials before finally understanding his true nature and the Great Dao. He asks not whether something is righteous or evil, but whether it is right or wrong. He seeks no mandate from heaven, only his own path. The road of defying convention is 2Reads—Score—14d adds
