Completed, Hilarious Cultivation Stories with a Couple 完结沙雕搞笑修仙文有cp
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One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙
She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th
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I Farm, You Cultivate, and Together We Turn the World Upside Down 我种田,你修仙,我俩一起捅破天
(One-on-one romance, playful and sweet, doted on, powerful without realizing it) Wei Zishuang inherited two hundred houses and transmigrated to the cultivation world along with her bedroom. With water, electricity, and Wi-Fi, she figured she had simply changed locations and could keep hiding away at home. Somehow, though, she became a savior in everyone else's eyes. Her mother said through tears, “Shuang'er, you can't cultivate. Your parents made up the title Frost Goddess and marketed it for y
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Help! The Cultivation Novel’s Unhinged Male Lead Has No Decency 救命!修仙文疯批男主他不守男徳
[Cultivation + System + transmigrate into a book + hilarious wish fulfillment + devoted couple, 1v1] Also known as: Help! The obsessive male lead in this cultivation novel has no sense of propriety! After transmigrating into a Mary Sue wish-fulfillment novel, Ji Yao was told by the System: You’re the unlucky cannon-fodder character. To stay alive, I advise you to steer clear of the original male and female leads! Ji Yao: Sure, sure. You’re right about everything. Then, without meaning to, she s
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Oh No, I Got Involved with the Tyrannical Demon Lord, and Now He’s Jealous 糟糕惹上霸道魔尊后他掉醋缸里了
After transmigrating into a book, Jiang Qian picked up a little fox and treated it like family from then on. Little did he know that this “family member” was actually Yin Chuan, the master of Chu Demon Cave, who was constantly thinking about sucking his blood. Having lost too much blood without realizing it, Jiang Qian thought he was getting weaker and weaker. He figured he must not be exercising enough. Jiang Qian chattered away at the little fox all day long. The fox was sick of listening and
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The Lazy Girl Has the Demon Emperor Wrapped Around Her Finger 咸鱼她撩的魔帝不要不要的
[Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and
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I'm Seriously Awesome in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界真的杠杠厉害
[A friendly warning: This is a coming-of-age story, and the early chapters may be uncomfortable. Feel free to move on if it’s not for you.] Su Miao opened and closed her eyes, only to find she had transmigrated into a book! She’d landed in a cultivation novel called Senior Sister Is Mighty, and to make matters worse, she was the cannon-fodder second female lead? She remembered how much she’d liked Bai Qin when she first started reading the book. She was beautiful, capable, sweet and charming, an
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My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy 小师妹明明超强却过分沙雕
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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Little Junior Sister Sobs and Pouts, Yet One Sword Destroys Heaven and Earth 小师妹哭哭唧唧,但一剑毁天灭地
After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th
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I Quit My Internet Addiction at the Sword Sect 我在剑宗戒网瘾
The animated drama for Season One is now out. Come check it out~ [Ridiculous and satisfying comedy, both leads are devoted to each other, and the heroine becomes even stronger than the hero later on] Assassin senior brother X junior sister who treats cultivation like a game [Warnings: There is a male-male side pairing, so don't go in unprepared!!! This is a silly comedy with exaggerated, amateurish humor. If that's not your thing, don't read. The pacing is fast, including the romance, so proceed
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My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙
[Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans.
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The Villainess Puts on a Show, and Makes Others Get Struck by Lightning 反派女配她装比,她让别人遭雷劈
[Ridiculous comedy + a cast of lovable idiots + lighthearted laughs + everyone’s favorite] [Complete] Tang Guo transmigrated into a book before she’d even taken off her pants. Good news: She comes from a prestigious family and can laze around. Bad news: She’s transmigrated as a villainess who’s destined to die. In the original story, she was supposed to grovel at the original male lead’s feet, only to have him run her through the heart with his sword. She wasn’t brain-dead, so of course she chos
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Xuanhuan: When Did I Become Invincible? 玄幻:我什么时候无敌了
Also known as When Did I Become a Legend of the Cultivation World? Chen Ping'an transmigrates to the world of cultivation and spends several years striving to cultivate. When he sees that he still has no cultivation at all, he decides he's not cut out for it. So every day, he follows the System's instructions, feeding the chickens and fish, washing clothes, and growing vegetables. But one day, the arrival of a breathtakingly beautiful immortal upends his orderly, ordinary life. “Immortal maiden,
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My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经,我成搞事主播
[Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety
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Seriously, Thanks! I Was Slacking Off in the Cultivation World, Yet Somehow I Won 真的栓Q,在修仙界摆烂却躺赢了
[A woman disguising herself as a man, lighthearted with no angst, no women fighting over men, raising pigs and growing vegetables in the cultivation world, and absolutely a pure 1v1 romance] Jiang Xianyu was worked to death in the modern world. After arriving in the cultivation world, she just wanted to slack off, but she got bound to an [Invincible Showing-Off] System. She had to save the world and show off discreetly every day. No way, no way! She crossed her arms to refuse! So many people in
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I Became a Cultivation Furnace, and Accidentally Made the Hehuan Sect the Strongest 穿成炉鼎不慎让合欢宗成最强战力
Looking at the vicious sword cultivator she had just ravished, Lin Suyin felt incredibly conflicted... Damn it! Does this ridiculous, unpublishable plot really have to play out!? She could only do her best to make things right with Yan Lingzhi, who was supposed to remain a virgin according to the original story. She also secretly resolved to avoid every major plot point from the original. But no one had told her why the ferocious sword cultivator, who would rather bleed than give in, would...
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After I Transmigrated into a Book, Five Villainous Senior Brothers Doted on Me 穿书后我被五位反派师兄团宠了
[One devoted couple + transmigrated into a book + everyone’s favorite + farming + sweet romance] Gu Wanwan transmigrates into a book as the female disciple of a powerful cultivator from a mysterious sect. The catch is, she’s also a wicked, doomed supporting character. To survive until the ending, she decides to cling to her five villainous senior brothers and become a lovable bootlicker! Gradually, the five brothers realize their junior sister has changed. She’s now timid and cries at the drop o
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Shocking! The Little Junior Sister Is Maxed Out, and the Whole Sect Is Stunned 惊!小师妹是满级大佬震惊全宗门
[Strong female lead + alchemy + cultivation + adored by all + no male lead + a ruthless heroine who doesn’t waste words] In her previous life, Gu Mian had her flesh and bones carved away for her divine bone. But she was lucky enough to survive after being cast into the lower realm. After sleeping for a hundred years, she awoke once more. And then, just to get a meal, she was kidnapped into the Qingyun Sect? Looking at the seven senior brothers before her, Gu Mian felt the pressure weighing on h
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Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens 权倾天下,剑挽天华
[Feel-good power fantasy] Originally titled My Money, Your Life: We're Both Crazy and The Unmatched Little Jinx. Someone had set a trap to make everyone turn against me. “It's fine, I have a System…” Luo Yinyou reassured herself. “Even if the System is a total troll!” The world order shifted, the distribution of fortune changed, and countless geniuses emerged. Among them, the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island shone brightest, hailed as the strongest Divine Soul Realm cultivator of the age! “Ye
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Supporting Actress, Quit the Act: The Villain Can Read Your Thoughts 女配别演了,反派他能读你的心声
(Mutually devoted couple + silly comedy + hilarious) She transmigrates into a tragic female supporting character in a cultivation novel. Every day, she tests the limits of getting herself killed, longing to have the male lead or a male supporting character finish her off quickly so she can complete her mission. Little does she know that the lovesick, villainous Demon Lord can read her mind! As she tearfully begs for mercy, the Demon Lord wants to run her through with his sword, but then he hears
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They’re All Useless, Only the Little Ancestor Is a Legend 全都是菜鸡,唯有小祖宗最牛逼
[Transmigrate into a book + doted on by everyone + invincible System + no saintly heroine] Luo Yunxi was just a homebody who loved reading novels, but she unexpectedly transmigrated into the book she'd once read, The Beloved Little Witch, and got bound to a mysterious System. When she sees her doting father, her overbearing yet gentle eldest brother, her second brother who can tell stories and cook, her third brother who clears every obstacle in her path, and the man in the novel who breaks ever
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I’m the Top Grinder in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界当卷王
In the modern world, Wei Qingfu was a chairwoman worth hundreds of millions. After an air disaster, she transmigrated to the laziest palace sect in the cultivation world. A modern-day workaholic, she took on the entire sect's KPIs by herself. While everyone else slacked off, she cultivated. While everyone else slept, she cultivated. While everyone else fell in love, she was still cultivating. Her fellow disciples: Stop grinding so hard! Keep this up and the whole sect's image is going to collaps
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The Sect's Beloved Junior Sister Is Delicate but Unstoppable 团宠小师妹她身娇体弱但超强
Strong-armed into it, Wen Chichi joins an easygoing sect that never fights for anything, hoping to cling to her senior brothers and sisters and stay alive. Her master is unreliable, with top-tier bluffing skills and unmatched strength. Her aloof senior brother is a cultivation fanatic who loves his sword and is renowned as a workaholic. Her second senior sister spends all day figuring out how to live off their master and is obsessed with money. Her third senior brother spends his days weeding th
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The Laid-Back Master Just Wants to Stay Alive. Disciples, Don’t Start Anything 咸鱼师尊只想苟命,徒弟你别乱来
[Transmigrate into a book + cultivation + doted on by everyone + cannon-fodder villainess + teacher-student romance + strong female lead + satisfying read] Feng Qingcheng had the rotten luck to transmigrate into a book, becoming the vicious cannon-fodder villainess whom everyone loathed. To change her fate in the story, she went against everyone’s wishes and took the male lead, who was still a novice, as her disciple. Little did she know that her disciple wouldn’t follow the path she had planned
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后,这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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After Her Body Was Dumped, She Became the Villain Legion’s Cherished Darling 被抛尸后,她成了反派军团家团宠
[Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her
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What Should I Do? My Abstinent Master Has Designs on Me 禁欲师尊他对我图谋不轨怎么办
A sweet romance! [The heroine is adorable and resilient at first, always trying to help the male lead find happiness, but later she dotes on her husband with all her strength. The male lead is scheming, powerful, and exceptionally capable, always thinking of how to pull the heroine into his arms.] Jun Chuchu read an old-school cultivation novel. The story’s elegant and otherworldly master gave up love, friendship, and status so the heroine could live happily ever after, then died of poison when
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The Light of Righteousness Shines on a Dating Show, and She Goes Viral 正道的光在恋综,爆红了
[One-on-one Sweet Romance + Transmigrate into a Book + Showbiz + Dating Reality Show + Livestream + Devoted Couple + Hilarious + A Beacon of Justice] Xia Cheng transmigrated into a book and became the vicious supporting female character in a showbiz novel, the one who provided countless assists for the romance between the male and female leads. Xia Cheng after transmigrating into the book: Who cares about the leads? I just want to do whatever I want. But then… [Ding! The Beacon of Justice System
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A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生
[Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra
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Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿:虐文女主好像有那个大病
[Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin
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Washed-Up Stars Have All the Fun: Whoever Gets Famous First Is a Dog 过气明星欢乐多,谁先红了谁是狗
(Mind-reading actor and domineering CEO + goofy heroine with tons of secret identities) (Livestreaming + variety shows + secret identities + from hated by everyone to adored by everyone) Three years of supertopic sign-ins. Xia Zhixing has finally waited for Lu Sinian’s white moonlight to return. She rubs her hands together in secret, spinning around with excitement. The plot is finally about to begin. As long as she follows the plot and gets Lu Sinian together with his white moonlight, she can d
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A Comedic Girl Transmigrates into a Book and Becomes Everyone’s Favorite with Her Silly Antics 搞笑女穿书后靠沙雕成了万人迷
[Absurd Comedy + Everyone's Favorite + Silly Humor + Slacking Off + Face-Slapping + Everyone Falls for Her] After transmigrating into a book, Feng Waiwai discovers she's become a notorious, bottom-tier supporting villain in the entertainment industry, and she's got a slacker System. Before she transmigrated, the original owner was a troublemaker who often spouted nonsense. Afterward, everyone notices that Feng Waiwai has changed. When faced with the male idol she used to fawn over: Feng Waiwai:
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I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧
Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…]
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The Female Lead Planned to Quit and Leave Showbiz, but Her Absurd Antics Made Her a Sensation 准备摆烂退圈的女主,靠沙雕爆火
[Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter
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Disciple, You’re Invincible Under Heaven. Now Get Out of Prison 徒儿你举世无敌了,出狱去吧
[Peerless Dragon Shakes the Four Seas] Li Mosheng was framed by his brothers and sent to prison. But there, he met a mysterious old man who taught him extraordinary skills, turning him into a peerless, all-around master. “Disciple, you may leave prison now!” Root out the wicked, protect the country, and live freely in the city!
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The Supreme Son-in-Law 至尊神婿
He was once the young lord of the Ye family, the only top-tier clan in Lingnan. Unrivaled in his youth, he looked down on all who lived. Now he's a worthless live-in son-in-law in a minor, third-rate family. After three years in hiding, he will return as a king and reclaim everything he lost, one piece at a time!
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Nine God-Tier Beauty Sisters: I’m the Strongest Little Brother 九个神级美女姐姐:我是最强小弟
[The Hottest Feel-Good Story About a Sister-Loving Hero] Chen Yi was actually kidnapped and sold? One day, a line of Rolls-Royces stopped in front of him. Only then did he face reality: he had nine stunning, god-tier older sisters! Eldest sister Chen Xi: General Manager of Lingcheng Group! Second sister Chen Yan: Chief Specialist at the provincial hospital, hailed as a miracle-working doctor! Third sister Chen Liu: A leading figure in Chinese culture, master of music, chess, calligraphy, and pai
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The Grave Robbers' Chronicles 9 盗墓笔记续9
After the Zhang Family Ancient Building incident, Zhang Qiling went to the Bronze Gate, while I returned to Hangzhou to keep running Third Uncle’s business. I thought it was all over, but who knew it was only the beginning. Chen Wenjin appeared again. A mysterious map was hidden among Huo Xiangu’s belongings, and a third Ghost Seal had surfaced. Perhaps we wouldn’t have to wait another ten years: the ultimate secret was already within reach.
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The Live-In Dragon King 上门龙婿
The Ye family is one of the most powerful families in Yanjing and across the country. Yet Ye Chen is a live-in son-in-law everyone looks down on. No one knows who he really is. Those who despise him will eventually kneel before him, trembling with fear, and call him “Master”!
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My Beautiful, Wealthy Wife 我的白富美老婆
After being insulted one more time, Qin Cheng finally awakened. Everything he never got before, he would take into his own hands this time. This is a feel-good novel with no angst. It’s an absolute delight to read.
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The Tycoon's Son-in-Law 豪门女婿
Ye Chen is a live-in son-in-law whom everyone looks down on. No one knows that he is actually the heir to a top family. Those who scorn him will eventually kneel before him, trembling with fear as they call him Master!
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I Cultivate to Immortality by Kissing Handsome Men 我靠亲吻美男子修道成仙
[Cultivation] [System] [Multiple male leads] I’m no good at writing introductions, but the story is amazing. Li Jingshu, an ordinary mortal, is getting married today. On her wedding day, a group of men in black suddenly appears. She watches her fiancé and parents die right before her eyes. Li Jingshu narrowly survives and is rescued by Ning Xichen, a disciple of the Cultivation world. By chance, she binds to a System through the jade pendant her father left her before he died. And so begins her
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