In a Reading Slump, Everyone! Share Some Funny Urban Novels 书荒了家人们，来几本都市搞笑
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Siheyuan: Happiness Begins with a One-Cent Instant Kill 四合院：从一分钱秒杀开始幸福
[Courtyard Drama + System + Everyday Life + Changing the Plot] Zhou Jianjun transmigrated into Love in the Courtyard, only to discover that his arrival had changed some of the plot. This world was great: not only did he have a house, but also a beautiful wife and an adorable daughter. He even had a System that let him buy anything for a penny. Not enough food or supplies? Not a problem. Zhou Jianjun just wanted to live happily with his wife and daughter for the rest of his life, so nobody had be
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- 2 Tycoon: Trillion-Yuan Subsidy from the Start 神豪：开局万亿补贴 Lin Mo is about to lose his job when he unexpectedly gets an app that gives out trillions in subsidies. Every day, all sorts of extraordinary items go on sale. [East Suburb No. 1 Villa Subsidized price: 0.1 yuan] [Porsche Limited Edition 911 GT-98 Subsidized price: 0.1 yuan] [120 apartments in Building 1 of Junyue Huating Subsidized price: 10 yuan] [10% stake in Penguin Group Subsidized price: …] On top of that, all kinds of strange things also show up in the app. [Charisma buff Subsidized 9kReads8.2Score95414d adds
- 3 A Max-Level Starter Pack? I'll Take That 开局满级礼包，拿来吧你 Su Mu transmigrated, and the phone he brought with him now had a daily fishing app. [Congratulations! You caught a Koenigsegg One worth 100 million yuan.] [Congratulations! You caught 500 school-district apartments worth 10 billion yuan.] [Congratulations! You caught a formula for a highly effective weight-loss drug worth 1 trillion yuan.] [Congratulations! You caught a formula for a highly effective cancer drug worth: ... trillion yuan.] “I really am not interested in money. I really don’t 10.8kReads8.2Score50214d adds
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I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？
[School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst
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- 5 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Talk Nonsense at Martial Arts School 灵气复苏：我在武校，胡说八道 [Comedy] + [Academy] + [Lighthearted] + [Bluffing] + [Passionate] + [Scheming] As Earth and the Great Wilderness merged, and humanity faced a crisis, a group of exceptionally gifted youths unknowingly appeared at the same martial arts academy. They are friends and comrades, but they also scheme against and trick one another. While countless bigwigs paved a smooth road for them, Chu Yi, the protagonist, and his friends insisted on taking the road less traveled. They bounced merrily along muddy pa 3kReads8.5Score18214d adds
- 6 My Dantian Is Actually a Power Bank 我的丹田竟然是充电宝 Li Yu, a good-for-nothing, transmigrates to another world, only for his dantian to be replaced with a power bank. While everyone else cultivates through hard work, I only need to get struck by lightning! Drawing down ten thousand bolts! A lifelong shut-in, he now possesses all kinds of video game skills. He tramples every prodigy underfoot, killing one person every ten paces and leaving no trace after a thousand miles! 301Reads5.5Score—14d adds
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After Becoming a Streamer, I Win Fame by Acting Cute 当上主播后我靠撒娇走红了
No female lead [Devoted couple / livestreaming / gaming / sunny, straightforward boy VS cunning, calculating pro] Xing Chen is a simple guy who loves the game Peak Showdown. He planned to start streaming just to make a living, never expecting to meet Shen Yi, a retired pro gamer, during a broadcast, let alone become his teammate by a twist of fate. What he least expected was that while teaming up with Shen Yi, he’d become famous not for his gaming skills, but for acting cute and crying adorably.
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Livestream Fortune-Telling: The Female Ghost Is Anxious About Her Looks 直播算命：女鬼她容貌焦虑了
Also known as: Live Fortune-Telling: Your Dad’s Been Running Around Naked Down There for Three Years [No romance, livestreaming, fortune-telling, episodic stories] Lin Qingwan transmigrates into a book while attending a metaphysics lecture and reading a tearjerker. She becomes the poor, lovesick heroine who loses a kidney, a leg, and her sight, goes bald, yet stubbornly survives to get a happy ending with the male lead. After waking up to find her home completely bare, Lin Qingwan returns to her
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- 9 Breaking News: The Ice Queen Is Reborn 爆！冰上女王她重生了 [Main story complete + strong heroine + beautiful, cool, and charismatic + top student + figure-skating queen + world champion + bringing glory to the country + no romance + all figure-skating details are fictional!] After returning to the age of fifteen, Tang Qingxia became a legend in the figure-skating world. “Seven quadruple jumps” and “five-and-a-half rotations in the air”: one dazzling feat after another set everyone’s eyes spinning. The internet exploded! CCTV covered it! The figure-skati 3.5kReads9.3Score37614d adds
- 10 I Wrote Songs with My Life, and Now the Whole Internet Is in Tears, Begging Me Not to Die 拿命写歌，全网泪崩跪求我别死 After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Feng was diagnosed with a terminal illness from the start. Bound to a life-extending System, he had to write songs to stay alive. In an instant, countless classic songs shook the world! This was Lin Feng's era! An accident revealed his terminal illness. Doctor: “Stop writing, Lin Feng! You have to stay alive.” Nurse: “Writing and composing each song causes him so much pain.” The entire internet burst into tears. “Big brother, stop writing! You need t 260Reads6.0Score10514d adds
- 11 I’m Filming The Ring and Invited Sadako to Play Herself 我拍午夜凶铃，邀请贞子本色出演 [Filmmaking + raising female ghosts + comedy + supernatural + entertainment + wish fulfillment + Uncle Jiu + one female lead, Sadako] What’s it like to make a horror movie and cast the genre’s classic characters to play themselves? Sadako, Kayako, Chu Renmei, the Pen Fairy, Tomie, Nie Xiaoqian, Jason, Freddy, the Slit-Mouthed Woman, Hachishaku-sama, Hanako, Mimiko, Mary Shaw, Auntie Fu Sang, Alice... Lin Miao transmigrated to a parallel world where horror movies were in decline. He gained the Ve 905Reads8.9Score14514d adds
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Apocalypse Game: Killing My Girlfriend on Day One 末日游戏：开局手刃校花女友
[Game Stats] [No Romance] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Invincible Protagonist] [Absolute Egoism] [Pure Wish Fulfillment] No saintly heroes allowed!!! After surviving ten years of the apocalypse, Lin Ziluo was reborn on the day the apocalypse game arrived. When he came to, the first thing he did was kill his campus crush, the girlfriend who had betrayed him and ruined his life for ten years. Unexpectedly, he activated a System that could grant him countless golden fingers. His first golden finger: Ab
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- 13 Dimensional Invasion: I Have a Dinosaur Island 维度入侵：我有一座恐龙岛 [No saintly heroine] [One heroine] [Overwhelmingly unstoppable] The Dark Dimension invades, and Lin Xiao becomes the owner of Dinosaur Island. His Triceratops evolves into a Thunder Triceratops, and his Tyrannosaurus evolves into the Ultimate Crimson Tyrannosaurus! His Giganotosaurus evolves into the Dark Kaiyuan Behemoth! As long as I’m here, no one gets to act tough in front of me. [The updates are guaranteed to be solid, backed by an experienced author with a million words under his belt. Vot 1.3kReads9.0Score15814d adds
- 14 Global Survival: Growing Stronger from a Wooden Cabin 全民求生：从小木屋开始变强 [A Different Kind of Apocalyptic Adventure, Not a Harem Novel] Everyone transmigrates to a random location. Some end up in the ocean, others in the desert, a small village, a city, or even inside a whale… Harsh weather, treacherous terrain, zombies, monsters, goblins, terrifying giants… When Ye Feng wakes up, he discovers that in this perilous environment, he has somehow gained a hint system and a [Shop]. “Beep. Hint: A treasure chest has been detected 0.1 meters directly below you~” “Beep. A sw 4.3kReads5.9Score25814d adds
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My Ex-Boyfriend Has a Green Glow Over His Head 前男友头顶泛绿光
[Hilarious transmigration into a book + winning back an ex at all costs + System missions + one-on-one, both leads are each other’s first and only] Cheng Xiao, a struggling author, begged readers for a one-yuan tip so she could reach the hundred-yuan withdrawal minimum. Instead, they tore her to shreds! Frustrated, she went outside for some air, only to step straight into a novel she had abandoned years ago, becoming its heroine, Linda! Even more absurdly, the one who triggered her transmigrati
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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Transmigrating Into a Book: My Beautiful, Strong, Tragic Little Junior Brother Has Turned Dark Again 穿书病娇：美强惨小师弟又黑化了
[Male lead + transmigrate into a book + yandere + goofy comedy + laugh-out-loud] Ye Jinxi stayed up all night buying chapters of an online novel, only to die suddenly. When he opened his eyes again, he had become the senior brother of the beautiful, powerful, yet tragic junior disciple who was destined to be a furnace... His main mission was to stop the junior disciple from turning evil, going mad, and destroying the world. Once he learned who he was, Ye Jinxi breathed a sigh of relief. But as h
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- 18 The God of Cooking and the Demon Beasts: Oh No, We're the Ingredients! 厨神，妖兽：不好，我们成食材了 A chef transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the strongest Chef God System. Whenever someone praises a dish he makes, his talent, physique, and insight improve. Well, this is an instant takeoff. What's more, his dishes have special effects: they can strengthen the body, nourish one's health, and clear away hidden injuries… The entire sect goes wild. From the Ancestor, Supreme Elders, and Sect Master to the servant disciples, everyone goes crazy for a taste. The Sect Master say 66.7kReads9.1Score4.6k14d adds
- 19 Live Long Enough, and No One Can Beat Me 只要活的够久，就没人是我对手 [System]+ [Transmigration]+ [Playing It Safe] Xu Fan transmigrates to a fantasy world and obtains an Immortality System. The System’s only function is to extend his lifespan. Today’s run: lifespan +2 days Today’s boxing practice: lifespan +3 days Today’s kicking practice: lifespan +5 days “A gentleman’s revenge can wait five hundred years.” After Xu Fan waited five hundred years and finally found his enemy again, the only thing he could do was dance on his enemy’s grave. Question: What 10.2kReads9.0Score86914d adds
- 20 EN Survival Game: My Pets Really Are Adorable! 求生游戏：我家宠物真的是萌系 [Survival game] [Farming] [Everyday life] [Pets] [Adorable pets] [No romance] [No heroine] [Infrastructure building] After transmigrating to another world where everyone has to fight to survive, Ye Fei is a little panicked. That is, until he finds a little white fluffball. A little fox, a kitten, a little spotted deer, a puppy, a chick, and more... He finds all kinds of adorable little animals and raises them. While everyone else is still struggling to survive, he's already settling into retirem 11.3kReads9.3Score1.2k14d adds
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Entertainment Spring and Autumn 娱乐春秋
In a fictional world of martial arts and a hundred schools, a modern person tells the locals that cultivation isn’t the only way to get what you want. Want to be the young hero everyone in the martial world adores? Easy, as long as you’re sincere... For example, why not invite your junior sister for a drink? Confucius said: “When you transmigrate, don’t just toil away at cultivation. The locals aren’t as capable as you!” The heavens make a board, the stars make its pieces, and knowledge is the g
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- 22 Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷，您真在地府造反了？ [Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city? 17.5kReads9.4Score2.2k14d adds
- 23 EN Call Me the Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人 After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became 102.2kReads9.5Score9.6k14d adds
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Firepower Deficiency Syndrome: I Can Only Awaken Skills 火力不足恐惧症，我只会觉醒技
Title: Fear of Insufficient Firepower, I Only Awaken Skills The related animated series, National Mecha Ascension, is now available. [Urban + Online Game + Sci-Fi + High Martial Arts + Unlimited Firepower] Monsters and savage beasts run rampant in this world, and everyone must become a hero and drive them out. Su Zhou arrives in this world as a gunslinger and accidentally triggers a "mysterious quest": the more bullets he fires, the stronger he becomes. Because he has a fear of insufficient
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- 25 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 177.9kReads9.7Score21.5k14d adds
- 26 I Asked You to Awaken a Divine Skill, Not Turn Everything into Causality Manipulation! 让你觉醒神技，全部因果律了？ [Comedy + outrageously cheeky + cause and effect + decisive and ruthless] Living things across the globe mutate. At this moment of crisis, humanity awakens special talents to protect the last remnants of civilization. Zhuge Lan activates a divine-skill System, and every skill is an absurd law of cause and effect! [Evil-Exorcising Swordplay!]: Forces the target to undergo castration! [What is wrong with you?!]: Inflicts negative buffs on the target. For example, an invisible target will get diarr 20.8kReads9.0Score2.4k14d adds
- 27 Spiritual Qi Revival: Invincible from the Start as a Delivery Driver 灵气复苏：从送外卖开始无敌 [Spiritual qi revival + urban superpowers + System + multiple heroines + lighthearted comedy] I just have a ridiculous bug-ridden System that can turn the negative effects of cultivation techniques into positive ones. Have you ever heard of a berserk state that boosts your recovery and keeps you calm? Have you ever heard of self-harming martial arts being completely reversed into strengthening techniques? When people ask Ye Xiaoshu why he's so insanely strong, he replies: “As an ordinary deliver 7.1kReads9.0Score79014d adds
- 28 Husky! He Infiltrated a Wolf Pack and Got Exposed 二哈!打入狼群内部被曝光了 He transmigrates as a husky! From the start, he manages to blend into a wolf pack. Not only that, he somehow has six little wolf sisters who follow him around all day, learning to hunt! “Is this some kind of joke? I’m just a husky.” In Kenya’s nature reserves, lions, tigers, rhinos, and elephants are everywhere. As a husky, he sticks out like a sore thumb. To top it off, a beautiful streamer exposes him! Nearly ten million viewers tune in every day just to watch this husky pull off jaw-dropping 757Reads8.4Score13514d adds
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A Journey Toward Life 一路向生
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From the Start, I Had a Cigarette, and a Brick Asked Heaven for Justice! 开局一根烟，板砖问青天！
[Comedy] [Tycoon] [Wild Imagination] [Everyday Life] [Mary Sue, the Perfect Wish-Fulfillment Story] Lang Fei, who has an intellectual disability, accidentally acquires a Dream System. Watch as he lets his imagination run wild! In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong stands on a high perch with several packs of Zhonghua cigarettes in hand, calling down to the monkeys below: “My children! Your uncle has brought you all some smokes!” In the underworld, Lang Fei teaches the King of Hell the true art of d
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Me, Cornered by the Heroine, Waiting for the Protagonist 被女主堵在墙角的我在期待主角
This book is also known as: How Should a Villain Handle Getting the Heroine's Script? This is a sad story. Here, there is only an evil System, an exploited Heavenly Dao, and Fang Chang, whom the heroines have thoroughly messed up. The protagonist is transported to the world of a book. Under the System's guidance, he must complete the plot to earn various rewards. If he makes it to the end, he can return to his original world with all his rewards and become the protagonist of that world. But once
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