Hilarious Short Stories, Complete 爆笑，短文。已完结

1. 701 穿 I Transmigrated into a Yandere Girl, but I Can't Break Character 穿成女病娇还不能ooc Greedy Lazybones咸鱼贪财Modern Romance107k WordsCompleted Mu Tang was born into the modern world and spent more than twenty years as a well-behaved young woman. Then one day, the Heavenly Dao told her that she was supposed to be a lovesick, obsessive heroine. If she kept acting out of character, she’d be struck dead by lightning. She’s a wholesome, upright young woman, yet now she has to play the role of an obsessive lover every day. According to the plot, she’s supposed to drug her CEO boyfriend, tie him up in a dark room, and do all sorts of twisted 1.3kReads8.7Score143Shelves

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   So sweet! A hilarious short story! 🔥 The female lead pretends to be a yandere (a person with a violent and possessive personality), drugges the male lead, and ties him up in a dark room. Unexpectedly, he's a real yandere! She gradually starts trembling, while he becomes increasingly excited. She tries to escape, but she's the one locked up. (The female lead appears yandere on the surface but is actually very timid inside; the male lead seems normal at first, but is actually the epitome of a yandere.)

2. 702 9 The 9.9-Rated, Ridiculously OP System 9.9分封神奇葩系统 Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘Modern RomanceCompleted The 9.9-Rated, God-Tier Quirky System —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 703 离 On the Day We Divorced, I Got My Ex-Husband a 500,000-Yuan VIP Appointment 离婚当天，我给前夫开了张五十万的特需挂号单 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭11k WordsCompleted On the Day We Divorced, I Wrote My Ex a Special-Needs Appointment Slip for 500,000 Yuan 1Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 704 假EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance670k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 25.4kReads9.5Score3.3kShelves
5. 705 顾 Madam Gu Specializes in Putting People in Their Place! 顾夫人她专治不服！ Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘Modern Romance14k WordsCompleted Madam Gu Always Puts You in Your Place! 1Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 706 婆 My Mother-in-Law Threw 50 Million at Me to Make Me Leave. I Put the Paternity Test on the Screen at My Ex-Husband's Press Conference 婆婆甩5000万让我滚？我反手在前夫发布会投屏亲子鉴定 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted My mother-in-law threw 50 million at me and told me to get lost? I retaliated by putting the paternity test up on the screen at my ex-husband's press conference. 11Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 707 和 Living with My Brother After He Turned into a Beauty 和变成美女的兄弟，同居了 I Work Hard, Then Hit You with a Brick努力搬砖砸到你Marriage & Romance20k WordsCompleted I Moved In with My Buddy After He Turned into a Beautiful Woman 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A novel about changing identities and reincarnation, perfect for when you're looking for something to read.

8. 708 绑 After Tying Myself to Future Trending Topics, I Went Crazy to Protect My Four Brothers 绑定未来热搜后，我靠发疯守护四个哥哥 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted After Binding Myself to Future Trending Searches, I Protect My Four Brothers by Going Crazy 2Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 709 男 The Male Idol Turned into a Beauty, and on Day One He Asked Me to Teach Him How to Be a Woman 男神变美女，第一天就让我教他当女人 I Work Hard, Then Hit You with a Brick努力搬砖砸到你16k WordsCompleted My Male Idol Turned into a Beauty, and on the Very First Day He Asked Me to Teach Him How to Be a Woman 1Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 710 弹 The On-Screen Comments Called Me a Vicious Supporting Actress, So I Gave Up 弹幕说我是恶毒女配我直接摆烂了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭11k WordsCompleted The Comments Say I'm a Wicked Supporting Actress, So I Just Give Up —Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 711 天 The God of Heaven Delivers Groceries, Including Pickled Cabbage 天神是个送菜的，还送老坛酸菜 I Work Hard, Then Hit You with a Brick努力搬砖砸到你12k WordsCompleted The god is a food deliverer, and even brings me pickled cabbage from an old crock —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 712 导 After My Advisor Accused Me of Plagiarism, I Audited His Data from the Past Twenty Years 导师说我论文抄袭后，我查了他二十年数据 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted After My Advisor Accused Me of Plagiarism, I Investigated His Data from the Past Twenty Years 2Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 713 神 The Immortals Mistook a Supermarket for an Offering, and I Got Everything for Free 神仙错把超市当供品，全便宜我了 I Work Hard, Then Hit You with a Brick努力搬砖砸到你Ancient Romance13k WordsCompleted The immortals mistook a supermarket for an offering, and I got everything for free —Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 714 第 After Being Stood Up for the Eighth Time, I Took the Hand of His Mortal Enemy 第八次被放鸽子，我牵了他死对头的手 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted After being stood up for the eighth time, I took his nemesis’s hand. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 715 快 Quick Transmigration: The Female Side Character Only Wants to Serve Her Country 快穿之女配只想报效国家 Cloud Realm云境Modern Romance438k WordsCompleted When Zhang Xu died in battle, she was a little delighted. At last, she could retire! Her happiness lasted less than three seconds before an intelligent entity bound itself to her, forcing her to wander through one small world after another! In these small worlds, she was always the cannon-fodder supporting heroine in some melodramatic plot, there to give the male and female leads experience, equipment, and even a free kill. World Spirit: Our mission is to face-slap villains and help the supporti 1.6kReads9.0Score115Shelves

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    Does "Quick Transmigration" count as a short story? [Shy] The first and last books are both "Quick Transmigration" books. They are both completed.

16. 716 叮 Ding! Your Hungry Ghost Customer from Ancient Times Has Placed an Order 叮！你的古代饿鬼客户已下单 I Work Hard, Then Hit You with a Brick努力搬砖砸到你11k WordsCompleted Ding! Your ancient-era hungry ghost customer has placed an order 4Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 717 全 Before Going Under, I Posted Three Recordings for the Whole Internet to Hear 全麻前，我全网发了三段录音 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭10k WordsCompleted Before going under general anesthesia, I posted three recordings online for the whole world to hear. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 718 恶 The Villainess Is Rebellious to the Core 恶毒女配一身反骨 Too Broke to Buy Candy没钱买糖了Ancient Romance92k WordsCompleted One-on-one romance, both leads pure, System, sweet “Ding! Come in first place at the poetry gathering.” “Host, we can recite any poem by Li Bai and guarantee first place.” “What are you talking about? That would be plagiarism. I’m not doing it.” “Ding! Save this person.” “Host, this is the male lead. He seems to have been drugged. We could…” “No. That would be taking advantage of someone in trouble. If he’s sick, we should call a doctor. I can’t do that.” 3Reads6.2Score—Shelves
19. 719 裁 Laid Off, I Activate a Divine Jade with My Blood and Grow Life-Saving Money 裁员后，我滴血激活神玉种出救命钱 I Work Hard, Then Hit You with a Brick努力搬砖砸到你13k WordsCompleted After the Layoffs, I Pricked My Finger to Awaken a Divine Jade and Grow Life-Saving Money —Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 720 当 When a Two-Person Folk Opera Girl Meets a Sister-in-Law Who Pretends to Be Prim 当二人转丫头遇上故作矜持的小姑子 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted When a Errenzhuan performer meets her prim and proper sister-in-law —Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 721 荒 The Whole Village Is Starving in the Famine, but I Have More Food Than I Can Eat in My Pocket Dimension 荒年全村吃不饱，我有空间吃不完 Yu Qiaoqiao语乔乔Ancient Romance500k WordsCompleted [Farming + feel-good revenge + putting scoundrels in their place] Lin Runrun woke up one morning as a daughter-in-law bullied by a wicked mother-in-law. The original owner had used her dowry to support her husband’s studies for the civil service exams, dutifully served her parents-in-law, and looked after her younger brothers- and sisters-in-law. At last, her husband passed the exams and entered officialdom, and she thought her good days had finally arrived. Instead, her husband brought his cous 8.1kReads9.2Score823Shelves
22. 722 少 The Young Master’s Bedchamber Maid Is Gorgeous and Sweet, but a Bit of a Goofball 少爷通房又美又娇，却有点沙雕 Shu Manman姝慢慢Ancient Romance133k WordsCompleted A hot-blooded, goofy maid VS a straight-laced, domineering young master. After being sold, Yang Liu became the lowest-ranking servant girl in the Marquis’s household. From then on, her life’s dream was to save enough money to buy back her freedom. But her monthly wages were pitifully small, and it seemed unlikely she’d ever be able to afford it. But Yang Liu wasn’t the type to sit around and wait for things to happen. One day, she happened to hear that a maid from the young master’s quarters had 316Reads5.4Score—Shelves

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    A quirky and clever young maid versus a domineering and straightforward rich young master – a super funny and sweet romance novel. No time travel, no cheat codes, no rebirth. If you like this kind of story, go for it!

23. 723 生 My Fresh-Food Group-Buying Business Went Bust, So I Made a Fortune from an Ancient Famine 生鲜团购赔光，我靠古代饥荒发大财 I Work Hard, Then Hit You with a Brick努力搬砖砸到你32k WordsCompleted My Fresh-Food Group-Buying Business Went Bust, So I Made a Fortune Off an Ancient Famine —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 724 洞 On Our Wedding Night, My Husband Begged Me to Join Our Names with His White Moonlight. I Turned and Married the Prince Regent 洞房花烛夜夫君携白月光跪求合籍，我转身嫁给了摄政王 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted On our wedding night, my husband brought his one true love to beg me to register as his co-wife. I turned around and married the regent instead. 33Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 725 宠EN Favoring a Concubine and Disgracing Your Wife? I Quit as the Marquisate's Matriarch! 宠妾灭妻？这侯门主母我不当了！ Li Wu礼午Ancient Romance598k WordsCompleted [Annual Top-Rated Novel Ranking] Voting has begun! Search for “Annual Top-Rated Novel Ranking” to vote for this book, A Return to the Boudoir. Thank you! [Traditional historical romance + inner-courtyard drama + reborn revenge and face-slapping + a prince pursues his wife] Lin Yunwan was the legitimate daughter of the prestigious Lin clan. When her Marquis household was on the verge of losing its title, she married Lu Zhengliu, the heir to the marquisate. On their wedding day, her husband coldly 54.8kReads9.3Score7.5kShelves
26. 726 他 He Broke His Promise, but I’m the One Whose Cultivation Stagnated for Five Years 他违约，代价却是我修为停滞五年 I Work Hard, Then Hit You with a Brick努力搬砖砸到你22k WordsCompleted He Broke His Promise, and I Paid the Price by Stagnating at the Same Cultivation Level for Five Years —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 727 中 After Winning 565 Million, the Whole Internet Is Waiting for Me to Go Broke 中奖5.65亿后，全网都在等我破产 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭11k WordsCompleted After Winning 565 Million, the Whole Internet Is Waiting for Me to Go Broke 57Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 728 快 Quick Transmigration: The Supporting Female Character Becomes the Villain Boss 快穿之女配成了反派BOSS Jin Yuyan锦钰颜Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + sweet romance + one-on-one + strong heroine] The supporting female character is supposed to move the romance between the male and female leads forward, but Su Jiu refused to play along. Why settle for being a supporting character when she could be the big boss? She took a terrible hand and played it into a royal flush. [System: Host, your mission is to change the supporting character’s fate, not destroy the world!!!] [Who cares about missions? My happiness comes first.] Y 13.1kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
29. 729 他 On His Wedding Day, I Turned the Spirit Fetus I Aborted into a Wedding Gift 他大婚当日，我把打掉的灵胎做成贺礼 I Work Hard, Then Hit You with a Brick努力搬砖砸到你28k WordsCompleted On His Wedding Day, I Turned the Spiritual Fetus I’d Aborted into a Wedding Gift 2Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 730 我 I Signed Three Houses Over to My Parents, and My Brother-Obsessed Wife Went Mad 我把三套房过户给爸妈后，扶弟魔老婆疯了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted After I Transferred Three Houses to My Parents, My Brother-Doting Wife Went Mad 12Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 731 邻 The Neighboring Auntie Sent a Good Morning Sticker, and I Was Killed by a Maniac Ten Thousand Times 邻居大妈发个早安表情包，我被变态杀了一万次 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦19k WordsCompleted My neighbor sent me a good-morning sticker, and a psycho killed me ten thousand times 40Reads—Score—Shelves

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    123 Absurd and Funny

32. 732 重 Reborn, I Watch My Husband and His Mistress Celebrate the Day He’ll Die 重生，我看着丈夫和小三为我庆祝他的死期 I Work Hard, Then Hit You with a Brick努力搬砖砸到你Modern Romance30k WordsCompleted Reborn, I Watched My Husband and His Mistress Celebrate the Date of His Death 1Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 733 三 My Three Cousins Want to Donate Their Mines for Their First Love, but My Younger Cousin Is the First to Object 三个堂哥要为白月光捐矿，我堂妹第一个不同意 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭11k WordsCompleted My three cousins want to donate a mine for their unrequited love, but my younger female cousin is the first to object. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 734 新 After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后，战神王爷追疯了 Listening To Rain At Star Pond星池听雨Ancient Romance361k WordsCompleted [Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give 9.1kReads8.4Score1kShelves

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    Super funny novel, a thrilling read, highly recommended!

35. 735 反 Reverse Lucky Charm: The More Miserable I Am, the More Heaven Rewards Me 反向锦鲤：只要我够惨，老天就赏饭 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦20k WordsCompleted Reverse Good Fortune: The More Miserable I Am, the More Heaven Rewards Me 59Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 736 弹 The Comments Say the Campus Heartthrob Will Dump Me When His Childhood Sweetheart Returns 弹幕说，校草的青梅回国后他会甩了我 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭7k WordsCompleted The on-screen comments say that when the campus heartthrob’s childhood sweetheart returns from abroad, he’ll dump me. 15Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 737 快 Quick Transmigration: When a Glamorous Host Binds to a Baby-Making System 快穿：当美媚娇宿主绑定生子系统 Star Dream Bay星梦湾Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Faithful Couples + Beautiful, Alluring, Delicate Heroine + Fertility and Multiple Pregnancies + Childbearing System + Feel-Good Story + Silly Comedy + Sweet Romance + Faithful Couples in Every World] Twenty-year-old Shen Yao dies in a car accident. To keep living, she binds herself to a childbearing System. For every small-world mission she completes, she receives a hundred years of life, ten billion in wealth, and other bonus rewards. [World One: The Abstinent CEO's Irre 35.5kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves

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    "Nanny Shen, is there anything I can do to help you?" Xiao Yan asked. [Making a face] "General... I want to find a place to hide, and then... Could you please keep an eye out for anyone coming? I... I'll handle it myself." Shen Yao finished speaking with difficulty.

38. 738 天 The Heavenly Dao Is a Shoddy Operation, and I Just Sounded the Suona 天道是个草台班子，而我刚刚吹响了唢呐 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦21k WordsCompleted The Heavenly Dao is a ramshackle operation, and I just blew the suona 9Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 739 我 My Years as a Corporate Drone in a Wealthy Family 我在豪门当社畜的那些年 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted My Years as a Corporate Drone in a Wealthy Family 3Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 740 相 My Blind Date Bit Me, Then Got Drunk on Sugar 相亲对象咬了我一口后，她醉糖了 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦18k WordsCompleted After my blind date bit me, she got drunk on sugar 335Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 741 母 The Empress Dowager Forced Me to Go on a Blind Date, So I Climbed Through the Prime Minister’s Window That Night 母后逼我相亲，我夜翻丞相窗子 Xiao Xiao the Slacker摸鱼的萧萧Ancient Romance9k WordsCompleted My Empress Mother Forces Me to Go on Blind Dates, So I Sneak Through the Chancellor's Window at Night 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is absolutely hilarious!! The Prime Minister is so stubborn, he's practically drooling! [Licking screen][licking screen]

42. 742 看 After Seeing the Comments, I Left the Competition Group That Was Supposed to Secure My Scholarship 看见弹幕后，我退出了竞赛保奖群 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted After seeing the on-screen comments, I left the competition scholarship group 15Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 743 我 My Wealthy Wife Survives by Sucking the Work Vibes Out of Me 我的豪门老婆靠吸我的班味儿续命 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦15k WordsCompleted My Rich Wife Stays Alive by Sucking the Office Vibe Out of Me 3Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 744 冲 My Mind-Reading Bride, and the Young Marquis Who Was My Childhood First Love 冲喜新娘能读心，小侯爷竟是我童年白月光 Just Passing Through路过云云Ancient Romance10k WordsCompleted The Bride Who Can Read Minds Turns Out to Have Loved the Young Marquis Since Childhood —Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 745 别 Don't Hold It Against the Marquis for His Bad Leg: No One Can Match His Devotion 别嫌侯爷腿不好，他给的宠爱没人比得了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭7k WordsCompleted Don’t hold his bad legs against him. No one can match the way the marquis dotes on you. 3Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 746 厄 Plagued by Bad Luck, the Country Begs Me to Visit Japan 厄运缠身，国家求我去小樱花旅游 Magnaton of Linggu Temple灵谷寺的玛格纳顿Urban249k WordsCompleted [Comedy + sly schemer + human nuclear bomb + patriotism + self-detonation + Eagle Sauce's nemesis] My name is Chen Dongfang. I was kidnapped at three, crashed into a dump truck at eight, and graduated from a second-tier college at twenty-two, only for it to be downgraded to a junior college... I somehow got my bachelor's degree downgraded to an associate degree... During my career, fourteen companies went bankrupt. My boss was arrested for tax evasion, my wife cheated on me, my son wasn't mine, 1.2kReads8.5Score100Shelves

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    1. A human unlucky charm, bringing bad luck wherever he goes, and bad luck to everyone he bumps into. Unlocking a new use for this unlucky charm: taking a trip abroad, seeing cherry blossoms brings bad luck, and laughing himself to death in the middle of the night. 2. Useless at everything, but a master at eating. Who knew police dogs had a growth spurt? Once he matures, criminals beware! 3. A police officer bound to a secondhand marketplace system—an unreliable system. His skills all come from robbery, and he spends his days fighting with other systems.

47. 747 她 She Built Me a Swing in the Game 她在游戏里，给我搭了一座秋千 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦17k WordsCompleted She built me a swing in the game 5Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 748 婆 My Mother-in-Law Paid Fifty Million to Make Me Leave? I Brought My Quadruplets to Crash My Jerk Ex's Proposal Party 婆婆砸五千万让我滚？我携四胞胎炸翻渣男求婚宴 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭7k WordsCompleted My mother-in-law offers me fifty million to leave? I bring my quadruplets and blow up the scumbag's proposal party —Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 749 救 Help! My Fiancé Is Cursed to Outlive His Wives! 救命！我的未婚夫是克妻命！ Just Passing Through路过云云Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted Help! My fiancé is cursed to bring death to his wives! —Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 750 我 I'm Just a Police Dog, So How Did I Become a Star? 我就是一条警犬，怎么成明星了？ I Forget the Chapter When I Pick Up My Pen提笔忘章节Urban307k WordsCompleted [He doesn't turn human later. No female lead.] Lin Yun transmigrated to a parallel timeline, only to find himself a police dog. Training? Not happening. You think one piece of kibble is enough to make me fetch a frisbee? Do you really think I'm a dog? Captain: This mutt can't do anything right, but it's always first in line for food. Should we retire it? When Lin Yun seized three hundred kilograms of drugs, the captain immediately changed his tune. Captain: Give Lin Yun an extra meal tonight. I' 315Reads9.1Score107Shelves

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