Hilarious Short Stories, Complete 爆笑，短文。已完结

1. 651 我 Before My Mom Jumped, She Looked at Me One Last Time on the Security Camera 我妈跳楼前，在监控里看了我最后一眼 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠9k WordsCompleted Before My Mom Jumped to Her Death, She Gave Me One Last Look on the Security Camera 344Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 652 我 On the Seventh Day After I Died, My Husband Went Insane 我死后第七天，丈夫疯了 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠8k WordsCompleted On the Seventh Day After I Died, My Husband Went Mad 33Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 653 那 That Day, Everyone in the Neighborhood Knocked on My Door at Once 那天，全小区同时敲响了我家的门 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠7k WordsCompleted That Day, Everyone in the Neighborhood Knocked on My Door at the Same Time 18Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 654 谁 Who’s Spying on My Security Cameras? 谁在偷窥我的监控 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠27k WordsCompleted Who’s Spying on My Security Cameras? 18Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 655 替 Scapegoat Code: I Woke Up as a Serial Killer 《替罪羊编码:一觉醒来，我成了连环杀手》 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠36k WordsCompleted The Scapegoat Code: I Woke Up as a Serial Killer 20Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 656 备 While We Were Trying for a Baby, My Husband Bought Special Protection 备孕期间，丈夫却买了特殊的防护用品 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠10k WordsCompleted While We Were Trying for a Baby, My Husband Bought Special Protection 139Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 657 她 She Died on the Day Her Ex Got Married 她死在前任婚礼那天 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠Marriage & Romance16k WordsCompleted She Died on the Day of Her Ex's Wedding 19Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 658 我 I Touched My Husband’s Old Phone, and He Panicked, Revealing a Secret He’d Kept Hidden for Three Months 我碰了下老公的旧手机，他慌张暴露了藏三个月的秘密 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted I Touched My Husband's Old Phone, and His Panic Exposed a Secret He'd Kept Hidden for Three Months 37Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 659 录 The Truth on the Voice Recorder: After I Was Pushed Down the Stairs, the Whole School Went Mad 录音笔里的真相：我被推下楼梯后，全校疯了 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠6k WordsCompleted The Truth on the Voice Recorder: After I Was Pushed Down the Stairs, the Whole School Went Mad 37Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 660 罪 The Sin Reckoning Arena 罪孽结算竞技场 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠19k WordsCompleted Sin Settlement Arena 15Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 661 他 He Never Suspected I Spat Out Every Drop of That Milk 他从没想过那杯牛奶我全吐了 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠20k WordsCompleted He Never Knew I Spat Out Every Drop of That Milk 17Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 662 婚 There Are Four Cameras Hidden in Our New Home. I’ll Play Along to the End 婚房藏了四个摄像头，我决定陪他们演到底 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted There Were Four Cameras Hidden in Our Newlywed Home, So I Decided to Play Along Until the End 12Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 663 社 Socially Mortifying: The Cold CEO Wants to Cuddle 社死，冷酷霸总要贴贴 Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘8k WordsCompleted Socially Mortifying: The Cold CEO Wants to Cuddle —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A collection of excellent short stories, covering a wide range of themes.

14. 664 我 My Daughter Isn’t Mine 我的女儿不是我亲生的 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠Marriage & Romance19k WordsCompleted My Daughter Isn't Mine 22Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 665 我 Selling Barbecue in the Immortal Realm 我在仙界卖烧烤 Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘15k WordsCompleted I Sell Barbecue in the Immortal Realm 1Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 666 他 I’m Not the Only Starred Contact on His Phone 他手机里唯一的星标，不是我 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠13k WordsCompleted I'm Not the Only Starred Contact in His Phone 63Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 667 封 Investiture of the Gods: The Real Heiress Is a Master of Mysticism! 封神：真千金乃是玄学大佬！ Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘10k WordsCompleted Investiture of the Gods: The Real Heiress Is a Metaphysics Master! —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 668 绿 Green Shoots on the Branch 绿上枝头 Light Peach Blossoms轻薄桃花Ancient Romance221k WordsCompleted [Signed for print] [Brave, steadfast transmigrated heroine VS cool, clearheaded young noble] [Transmigration + rebirth + prominent family + household intrigue + feel-good + career building + strong heroine + light comedy] Jiang Lübao, daughter of a censor, was unexpectedly kidnapped and had her reputation ruined. The marriage that had already been arranged for her was called off, too. For a young woman from a prominent family, this was a devastating blow. But she burst out laughing. No one knew 86.2kReads9.6Score9.6kShelves

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    With a fresh premise, the female protagonist, Jiang Lubao, transmigrates to ancient times. Initially expecting a mess, she's secretly delighted by the annulment of her engagement—after all, her family is wealthy and she can live a life of ease! 🤣 But she refuses to accept this fate. She starts a newspaper, confronts scumbag boyfriends, and lives a carefree and unrestrained life. The heir of the Prince of Zhenbei is initially speechless at her sharp tongue, but later secretly falls for her. The story follows the protagonists' journey from initial testing to becoming partners, with intricate plots of palace intrigue and political maneuvering. The writing style is light and humorous—a worthwhile read! Start watching now!

19. 669 夫 Madam's Return: You Can't Marry Your Way into This Conglomerate 夫人回归，这财团你嫁不进去 Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘Modern Romance10k WordsCompleted The Madam Returns, But You Can't Marry Into This Conglomerate 69Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 670 穿 I Was Read Like a Book After Becoming the Background Beauty at an Elite School 穿成贵族学校背景板校花被读心了 Picking Up Is Eating at the Eatery拾是食肆Modern Romance375k WordsCompleted [Elite school + transmigrate into a book + silly comedy + everyone's favorite + mind reading + unhinged antics + Mary Sue + so awkward you'll curl your toes] [Beautiful, scatterbrained background-character school belle * aloof, proud, highly intelligent big bad] Shi Ran transmigrates into an old-school Mary Sue novel, becoming the background-character school belle who is killed for her beauty. She gets a new lease on life, only to be greeted by a countdown to her death. Shi Ran: “What the hell?! 2.2kReads9.0Score289Shelves

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    Oh my god, this book is too short! It's just too funny! I'm laughing so hard my teeth are going to fall out. I can understand the female lead going crazy, but the four school heartthrobs and the original female lead are all going insane, breaking free from the plot's control. I laughed myself to death reading this! Right after transmigrating into the book, Shi Ran saw a boy being bullied and extorted in an alley. Shi Ran: [Wait a minute, I'll go get reinforcements!] Yu Xingxing didn't even blink, knocking the boy down with one punch. Encountering the original female lead being bullied by cannon fodder, Shi Ran: [There are no security cameras here. If it were me, I'd immediately lie on the ground too. I'd give them at least seven or eight thousand, if not seventy or eighty thousand!] The original female lead: Aha! She lay on the ground groaning!

21. 671 迟 The Echo That Came Too Late (Hot) 迟到的回声(热) Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘Modern Romance10k WordsCompleted The Echo That Came Too Late (Hot) 110Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 672 陛 Your Majesty, Do You Have Morning Court Tomorrow? Tell Me: What Does 'Studly Waist' Mean? 陛下明天还上早朝吗？告诉朕：公狗腰何解！ Taoist Title: Master Nonsense道号胡诌真人21k WordsCompleted Your Majesty, Are You Still Holding Morning Court Tomorrow? Tell Me: What Does It Mean to Have a Stud-Horse Waist? —Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 673 救 Help! I Kissed the Aloof Top Student from the Start, and Now He Wants Me to Repay Him in Kind? 救！开局强吻了高冷学神，他竟要我肉偿？ Taoist Title: Master Nonsense道号胡诌真人Modern Romance13k WordsCompleted Help! I Kissed the Aloof Academic Ace from the Start, and Now He Wants Me to Pay Him Back with My Body? —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 674 渐 A Gradual Descent Into Wedded Bliss 渐入佳婚(精) Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘Modern Romance17k WordsCompleted A Gradual Journey to a Happy Marriage (Premium Edition) 2Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 675 穿 I Transmigrated to the Immortal Realm, and I Still Have to Work? Forget That! 穿越仙界，还要上班？老子不上了！ Taoist Title: Master Nonsense道号胡诌真人Ancient Romance20k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated to the Immortal Realm, and I Still Have to Go to Work? No Way, I'm Quitting! 1Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 676 教 Professor, Be Good and Lower Your Head. Let Me Suck Your Yang Energy 教授乖低个头，让我吸吸阳气 Author Hua Zhixiu作者花之秀Modern Romance176k WordsCompleted (A hilarious, wildly imaginative sweet romance. Don't forget to read the extras!) Help! She wants to stay alive, so she sucks up yang energy like crazy every month on the fifteenth, but everyone thinks she's mentally ill. And yet the only person who can save her is the cold professor Ou Tianrui. In the emergency room, Wu Ke'er was barely clinging to life. “Hurry up and touch me. I have to get back to class,” Ou Tianrui urged. What a good man! Wu Ke'er instantly felt a steady stream of yang energ 230Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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    I highly recommend this hilarious, laugh-out-loud romance novel! It's a completed short story that you can finish in half a day. The female lead is a college student whose ancestors were ancient witches. She suffers from a strange illness that requires her to absorb yang energy on the fifteenth of each month, but the only one who can save her is the aloof and domineering professor, Ou, who always seems to be trying to win her over. Thus, a series of hilarious scenes unfold, from the starving girl chasing after the domineering professor to the sweet and innocent girl doting on her. It's incredibly sweet, romantic, and laugh-out-loud funny—you'll laugh until your abs hurt and your face splits from laughing!

27. 677 苏 The Su Family's Little Aunt, Specialist in Putting Arrogant People in Their Place 苏家小姑奶奶，专治不服 Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘Modern Romance19k WordsCompleted The Su Family’s Little Aunt, Here to Deal with Anyone Who Won’t Fall in Line 3Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 678 我 I Came to the Capital to Break Off the Engagement 我来京城退亲的 Little Ci Xian小辞仙Ancient Romance129k WordsCompleted Pei Xuan returned to his residence after court, and the steward hurried to report, “Miss Jiang from Jiangnan has arrived with her mother. They’re in the reception hall speaking with the Old Madam.” He stepped through the moon gate and saw his mother and grandmother seated in the main seats, their faces displeased. A woman in plain clothes stood in the hall, her back ramrod straight. “Old Madam, Madam,” she said, her clear voice shattering the heavy silence, “I am Jiang Hailan of the Jiang family 8.9kReads8.0Score897Shelves

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    So many heartbreaking stories! I don't want to read them; they make my heart ache. Look at these instead! Perhaps it was her unwavering attitude when she broke off the engagement, or perhaps it was her arrogant indifference as she turned away, but he was so moved. Love only grows deep when it originates; they went through so much to achieve their profound and devoted love. A healthy view of love, a beautiful story—it's right here!

29. 679 涅 Nirvana Fire Phoenix 涅槃火凤 Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘10k WordsCompleted Nirvana Fire Phoenix —Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 680 治 You're a Mighty One, Female Side Character Who Heals Mentally Ill People 治愈神经病的女配你威武雄壮 Cinderella Wants to Become an Immortal灰姑娘要成仙Ancient Romance394k WordsCompleted Inside a romance novel about a man desperately trying to win back his wife. The male lead loves the supporting female character at first. He neglects and mistreats the heroine because of her. Later, the villain captures both women and makes the male lead choose between them. Without hesitation, he chooses the supporting female character. Unexpectedly, the heroine's heart turns to ash, and she throws herself into the abyss. The male lead realizes his mistake, falls to the dark side, and goes on a 2.1kReads8.9Score265Shelves

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    The subject matter is novel, and the setting is completely different! A breath of fresh air! "Although I'm foolish and stupid, I never underestimate people's hearts! Although I've entered the path of compassion, I'm never a saint." [OK][OK][OK]

31. 681 夏 Xia Suofangyan 夏锁芳妍 Little Ci Xian小辞仙Ancient Romance155k WordsCompleted His father, the Marquis of Pingnan, has been sentenced to death, his mother, Commandery Princess Haiyan, is under house arrest, and he has been banished to a remote land. Does their marriage contract still stand? She breaks off their engagement when he falls on hard times. Is she kicking him while he's down, or does she have her reasons? To escape the royal marriage bestowed upon her by fate, she accompanies a princess to a distant land as a bride. Amid boundless snowy plains, Eagle Sorrow Ravin 9Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 682 傅 Mr. Fu, Want to Win Her Back? Get in Line! 傅总，追妻？先排队！ Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘Modern Romance15k WordsCompleted President Fu, chasing your wife? Get in line first! —Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 683 小 Xiaoci Xian's Collection of Novellas About Love 小辞仙中篇爱情小说合集 Little Ci Xian小辞仙Modern Romance454k WordsCompleted I highly recommend the sixth story, "Who Does the Lilac Bloom For?" She said, “The Ding family was wrong to substitute a daughter born of a concubine for the legitimate heir to save face. Your Highness was wrong to accept this marriage under pressure. This mistake began in the capital and must end in Qianzhou. Now that Your Highness has reclaimed your rightful place, this mistake should come to an end as well.” Her gaze was clear and candid, without the slightest trace of resentment, only the lu 169Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 684 冷 The Cold CEO's Stand-In Lover 冷酷总裁的替身情人 Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘32k WordsCompleted The Cold CEO's Substitute Lover 175Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 685 野 Wild Lilies Bloom in Spring Too 【野百合也有春天】 Little Ci Xian小辞仙Two Female Leads114k WordsCompleted Important note in advance: This is not a story with two female leads! The platform settings are wrong! The male and female leads are devoted to each other, with absolutely no divided loyalties! As Zhou Xiaoyu looked at the profound sorrow in Song Chuyu’s eyes, she realized with absolute clarity that he still hadn’t moved on. That girl, Cen Baihe, had long since taken root in the softest part of his heart like the most tenacious vine, bound to him by blood and impossible to tear away. At that mom 74Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 686 我 My CEO Girlfriend in a Dating Sim 我的总裁游戏女友 Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘Modern Romance29k WordsCompleted My Girlfriend in the CEO Dating Game —Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 687 我 I Run a Funeral Business in the Immortal Realm, and the System Gave Me a 9.9! 我在仙界搞殡葬，系统打分9.9！ Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘12k WordsCompleted I Run a Funeral Business in the Immortal Realm, and the System Rates Me 9.9! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 688 别 Everyone Else Hoards Supplies, but I Take Everything Apart 别人疯狂囤货，我却全拆成散装 Old Opera House Lamp歌剧院老灯15k WordsCompleted Everyone else is frantically stockpiling supplies, but I take everything apart and turn it into loose pieces 262Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious short story

39. 689 撕 Tear Up the Script! I Transmigrated into a Book and Reclaimed My Tycoon Family's Power 撕烂剧本！穿书的我夺回豪门权柄 Old Opera House Lamp歌剧院老灯8k WordsCompleted Tear Up the Script! I Transmigrated into a Book and Took Back the Power of the Billionaire Family 17Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 690 渐 A Perfect Match (Over 100 Million Views) 渐入佳婚(热播过亿) Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘Completed As Love Slowly Blossoms (Over 100 Million Views) —Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 691 穿 After I Became the Prince's Substitute Bride, I Dismantled His Estate 穿成替嫁王妃后，我拆了王府 Old Opera House Lamp歌剧院老灯Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the role of a princess consort in a political marriage, I tore the prince's manor apart. 9Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 692 穿 After Transmigrating Into a Book, I Became the CEO's Darling Wife 穿书后我成了霸总的小娇妻 Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘Modern Romance39k WordsCompleted After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Became the CEO’s Darling Wife 4Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 693 系 The System Wants Me to Keep a Low Profile? I Steal Away the Two Male Leads to Found a Sect 系统逼我苟命？我拐走两大男主开山建宗 Old Opera House Lamp歌剧院老灯12k WordsCompleted The System Forces Me to Keep a Low Profile? I Run Off with the Two Male Leads to Build a Sect 62Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 694 系 The System Forced Me to Be a Simp, So I Simped the School Bully into Becoming My Real Boyfriend 系统逼我当舔狗，我把校霸舔成了真男友 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The System Forced Me to Be a Simp, So I Turned the School Bully into My Real Boyfriend 50Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 695 沉 After Sleeping for a Hundred Thousand Years, I Awakened Invincible 沉睡十万年，苏醒后直接无敌 Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘32k WordsCompleted After Sleeping for 100,000 Years, I Awoke Invincible 9Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 696 我 My Childhood Friend and I Pretend to Be Newbies, and Our Esports Match Has the Whole Server in Tears 我和竹马装萌新，电竞比赛卷哭全服 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭10k WordsCompleted My Childhood Friend and I Pretend to Be Noobs, and Our Esports Tournament Makes the Whole Server Cry —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Here's a short, cute story to share~

47. 697 前 My Ex Dumped Me, So I Became His Stepmom 前男友甩了我，我反手成了他后妈 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted My Ex Dumped Me, So I Became His Stepmom —Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 698 这 This Time, I'll Be the One Waiting for You 这次换我等你了 Drunk and in Love with the Mortal World醉酒恋红尘Modern Romance24k WordsCompleted This time, I’ll be the one waiting for you. 12Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 699 入 After My Live-In Husband Cheated, I Made Him Leave with Nothing 入赘老公出轨后，我让他净身出户 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted After My Live-In Husband Cheated, I Made Him Leave With Nothing 38Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 700 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 131.6kReads9.6Score14.1kShelves

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    Both are mind-reading stories, incredibly funny, already completed, and exceptionally good! [Sending hearts]

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