Books That’ll Make You Laugh Your Guts Out 能笑的肠子都笑出来的书
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Xuanhuan: In a World of Immortals, the System Arrives Late 玄幻:人在修仙世界,系统迟到
[Transmigration] [System] [Schemer] [Face-Slapping] [Comedy] [Multiple Transmigrators] Protagonist: "Who stands atop the heavens and opens the world? I alone reign supreme over the Myriad Worlds." One slash can split the heavens and open the world! A second can destroy the heavens and annihilate the earth! Protagonist: "System, what do you mean, my parents are the supreme rulers of the Hongmeng Ancestral Realm? My eldest sister is the top powerhouse of the Myriad Worlds? The female disciple I to
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The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年,我们一起砍过的修仙者
(Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast
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On Her Deathbed, That Woman Activated My System! 临终前,那个女人激活我的系统!
1. This is a lighthearted comedy: Dedicated to everyone working hard on the front lines: have a laugh after work or on your day off. Wishing you success at work! Dedicated to all the diligent students: have a laugh in your spare time. May you achieve top honors! Dedicated to all the retired grandpas and grandmas: if you can't sleep at night, have a laugh. Wishing you good health! 2. This story is pure fiction, so please don't take it as true: wild fantasy + transmigrate and scrape by + a late-ar
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Knocking at the Door, a Terrifying Surprise: You're My Little Sweetheart 敲门惊魂,你是我的小宝贝儿
A Knock at the Door, A Chilling Nightmare: You're My Little Darling
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I'm Just a Beat Cop. Is It Really So Strange to Catch a Wanted Criminal? 我一个片警,抓个通缉犯很合理吧
Synopsis: Urban setting + One heroine + System + Crime Solving + Not a comedy Su Jie transmigrates to a parallel world (don’t compare it to reality) and becomes an ordinary patrol officer. He suddenly awakens the Crime Buster System, and from then on sets out to catch criminals and solve cases. On the very day he awakens the System, he happens to run into an A-list fugitive. On his way to the hospital, he casually solves a scumbag’s murder case, too. A human-trafficking gang that has stumped
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Beating Up a Fox Spirit Who Wants a Title: What Do I Do When She Won't Leave Me Alone? 暴揍讨封狐狸精:被她赖上怎么办
I Beat Up the Fox Spirit Who Wanted Me to Name Her: What Do I Do When She Won't Leave Me Alone?
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I Am an Exiled Immortal 我是谪仙人
I Am an Exiled Immortal
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My Adoptive Father Is Scum? My Undercover Identity Is Exposed! 养父是人渣?我卧底身份被曝光!
Also known as: “Memory Trial: My Name Cleared,” “I'm Not a Great Villain,” and “Who Is the Undercover Agent?” An undercover police officer is brought to trial and sentenced to death. A live broadcast of his memories reveals a major case spanning thirty years. Brothers who could betray him at any moment, colleagues with multiple identities, friends secretly plotting behind the scenes. In this dark forest of distrust, no one dares reveal who they really are. As the truth is pieced together bit by
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Slay the Gods: The Jar Merchant, General Zhao Gets a Forbidden Domain 斩神:罐子商人,赵将军开出禁墟
Li Shaoming transmigrated into the world of Slay the Gods, where gods fill the skies, and came to own an unremarkable jar shop tucked away in a corner of Cangnan’s old residential district. For more than ten days, nobody showed any interest. Just as he was about to lose hope... Zhao Kongcheng made a dazzling entrance. He opened ten jars and won his innate Forbidden Ruin, Moonflash of Vanishing Life. In this life, he wouldn’t die again. With Zhao Kongcheng as the spark, the jar shop gradually
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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I’m Already at the Nascent Soul Stage, and You’re Telling Me It’s Time to Start School? 我都元婴期了,你跟我说开学?
During his summer vacation, Ning Chen went traveling and accidentally stumbled into a teleportation array that opened once every two thousand years, transmigrating to the world of cultivation. After reaching the Nascent Soul stage, he returned, thinking the world must have changed beyond recognition. To his surprise, only one summer had passed... And so, among the incoming freshmen at Qingzhou University was an old monster at the Nascent Soul stage. “You have no idea how powerful a Nascent Soul
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Wuxia Crossover: The Spirit of Wei Wu, Starting as a Servant! 综武:魏武之风,从杂役开始!
[Legacy of Wei Wu + Wuxia Crossover + multiple heroines + love rivals + wish fulfillment + System] Wang Xuan transmigrated into a Wuxia Crossover world and discovered that it was full of beautiful heroines. Dao Baifeng: “Yu'er, make sure you get along with your Uncle Wang from now on!” Mu Wanqing: “You scumbag! Why haven't you come to find me yet?” Yue Lingshan: “Why? Why does my father insist on practicing the Evil-Warding Swordplay?” Xiao Longnu: “The cats outside? Can they really do backflips
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Living Off Reba: Spent Her Little Fortune from the Start 吃热芭软饭,开局花光她的小金库
Lin Mo transmigrates and becomes classmates with Reba, a future superstar. From the start, he even talks her into becoming his wife! While his classmates are still struggling to figure out how to shoot their graduation films, Lin Mo invests in Love Is Not Blind, turning it into a box-office dark horse! An investment of 4 million brings in 300 million at the box office! The entire industry is stunned! After that, Lin Mo takes the director's chair and shoots films such as Goodbye Mr. Loser, Dying
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The County Magistrate's Daughter Ascends to the Heavens 县令小姐登天记
[Lighthearted + humorous + System + transmigration + romantic love + wild imagination] This is a story about two people who love each other. It begins with a misunderstanding and ends with them staying together. Three transmigrations across three lifetimes, all for a lifetime by your side.
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Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统:我靠砸钱打穿星际
[Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A
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I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星,搞点副业很合理吧?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800
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The Case of My Wife’s Disappearance Shakes the United Nations 爱妻失踪案,惊动联合国
Humor, absurdity, comedy, wit, nonsense, parallel worlds, extraterrestrial life. Spacefaring civilizations, humans cataloging alien species, and historical figures on a mysterious planet: This is a humorous novel. If you’re stressed, feeling down, simmering with anger, or just painfully bored, give it a read or a listen. Don’t get hung up on whether the events are realistic. What matters is that the story gives your imagination endless room to roam, as if you were sitting inside a spacecraft, v
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The Years I Caused Trouble in Journey to the West 我在西游记里捣乱的那些年
[Nonsensical + funny + parody + absurd + tropes + twists] After transmigrating into Sun Wukong, there's no need to panic. Just run first. We can't let them make a monkey out of us. If anyone's going to play anyone, it'll be me playing them. (This is a nonsensical novel.)
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The Heartbeat Decoder 心跳解码师
The Heartbeat Decoder
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Only After a Snake Bite Did I Understand Xu Xian's Joy 被蛇咬过,才知道许仙的快乐
At first, Jiang Yuan only wanted to secretly become a legend of the martial world. It wasn't until he met Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing that he realized this world was far from simple. In Zhongzhou's Chaoge, there's a fox queen who loves fame and diligently governs the mortal realm. In Shuzhou's Emei, there's a three-eyed Daoist who spends his days splitting mountains and shooting down the sun, neglecting his proper duties. In the northern seas' frozen wastes, there's a golden-armored demon who calls
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The Melon-Field Writer's Epic Fail 瓜田写手翻车记
The Melon-Field Writer’s Epic Fail
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The Evolutionary Theory of an Awkward Roommate 乌龙室友进化论
The Evolution of a Clueless Roommate
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Honghuang: A Primordial Yin-Yang Flood Dragon, So There Is No More Golden Flood Dragon Scissors 洪荒:先天阴阳蛟,再无金蛟剪
[No System] [Has a Heroine] [Slow-Burn] [Traditional Style] [Sound Logic] [No Conspiracy Theories] [Creative Liberties] I transmigrated into the Primordial World. The good news: I’m a primordial lifeform, and later generations will remember me as a legendary figure. The bad news: the source of that legendary reputation is the treasure made from my corpse, the Golden Flood Dragon Scissors, not me while I’m alive, the Yin-Yang Flood Dragon born of primordial yin and yang energy. The convergence of
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The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香
The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink
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I Opened a Rant Livestream in Another World 我在异界开吐槽直播间
I Started a Ranting Livestream in Another World
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After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后,我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产
[Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food
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The Clingy Drunk 酒后粘人精
A Clingy Drunk
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Sugar in the Code: My Programmer Boyfriend 代码里的糖:我的程序员男友
Sugar in the Code: My Programmer Boyfriend
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Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠:影帝夫人又穷又凶
[Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold?
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Reborn, the School's Queen Bee Spoils Me Even More 重生后,女校霸更宠我了
After Being Reborn, the School’s Female Bully Dotes on Me Even More
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The Dazzling Firestarter 璀璨玩火人
Brilliant Firestarter
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Poison at My Bedside 枕边毒药
This is no simple murder. It’s a story of a series of schemes and poisonings within one family, beginning with the people closest to them… between husband and wife… between son-in-law and father-in-law… between lovers… (The novel is complete, so read with confidence!)
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What Exactly Happened That Night? 那晚,到底发生了什么
What exactly happened that night?
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A Survival Guide to Bianjing: I Beat My Nemesis into Becoming My Husband 汴京求生指南:我把死对头揍成了夫君
A Survival Guide to Bianjing: I Beat My Archrival into Becoming My Husband
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You and I, Heart to Heart 你侬我侬
A hazy dream left Qiaoqiao unable to see things clearly, but one thing was certain: Mo Henghuan was a massive scumbag! So why wait? She should dump him! But why did trouble follow right on his heels, and why was it so hard to deal with? Well, having an ally was important, and the heir of the Bai family seemed like a good choice. But I’m only joining forces with you, not marrying you. How about we renegotiate the terms? The Bai heir: “Qiaoqiao, whether we’re cooperating or plotting together, you
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The Sunflower Princess’s Book of Delights 葵花郡主欢乐宝典
Xiao Kuihua has a name as common as they come for a noble young lady, but her parents are both highborn and utterly unreliable. They raised her into a “green melon,” someone who speaks without thinking and invites gossip, and whose hopeless conduct makes marriage difficult. Yet, by a twist of fate, she wins herself a young husband, and so begins her delightful life of stirring up the capital and teasing young dandies before marriage, then making mischief with her in-laws and battling her mother-
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The Peerless Little Princess Consort 绝世小俏妃
[A funny, charming princess consort + a scheming prince who fiercely protects his own + a manipulative woman + a wickedly seductive and mysterious Holy Lord, and more...] [Sweet romance + comedy + from scum to love + perfect ending] What does it feel like to fall in love with your enemy? The day he led his troops to invade her country, the sun shone brightly. The seventh prince of Beijiang, Mu Beiming, cut an imposing figure in his black armor. Even with a fearsome mask hiding his face, his shar
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Leaning on the Perilous Pavilion 倚危庭
Just how hard is it to raise an outstanding young woman? That depends on who’s raising her. If an entire clan, or even a whole country, throws its support behind her, that’s another matter entirely. Ye Qingjiu is a woman with all sorts of jumbled memories and a knack for baffling people with her behavior. She thinks she’s clever, until she somehow gets married and finally realizes Li Tingye has been playing her all along...
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Reborn as the Fire Cloud Evil God, I Love Prison Food! 转生火云邪神,我爱吃牢饭!
[Unhinged, completely unhinged, unbelievably unhinged. The author's a lunatic.] (Perfect for absurd, brainless comedy, pushing your limits, broadening your horizons, and rethinking your perspective... The more of that, the better.) At 420 months old, young prodigy Fu Mo is a professional writer, a wage slave by day. After countless all-nighters writing with nothing to show for it, he dreams of a life behind bars. Unexpectedly, he transmigrates into the body of the Fu clan's patriarch in the Repu
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Hilarious Cultivation: Kicked Down the Mountain 爆笑修仙:被踢下山
You bastard, now you remember the spatial ring?! A bunch of bald monks from the Buddhist sect get together to meditate and chant sutras. What the hell does that have to do with you? You just had to make them skip straight to becoming Buddhas, you bastard, by tossing two hornet nests into the crowd! Getting beaten up for it would have been bad enough, but you just had to sneak into their merit pool, and wreak havoc on the Sacred Merit Lotus they’d cultivated for ten thousand years, eating all the
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The Happy Life of a Chubby Guy in the Apocalypse 末世肥仔的幸福生活
A new story is here: the apocalypse, zombies, a System, and an overpowered protagonist. Fatty transmigrates to the post-apocalyptic world and uses the System’s features and his own wits. After working hard, he finally settles into a carefree, shamelessly leisurely life. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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My Silly Junior Brother Is Strong and Totally Unhinged 沙雕小师弟,很强很疯癫
[Lighthearted and hilarious, exciting plot + satisfying wish fulfillment + fast-paced, quick power-ups + powerful protagonist + plundering the entire immortal realm + decisive and ruthless + come along for the ride.] The shameless Jiang Xiaobai is a ruthless fighter with monstrous power, crushing every enemy in his path. A gold-devouring beast named Brocade-Haired Pig: hilarious, with an astonishing treasure-hunting ability. No treasure can escape its nose. A sleazy, lecherous turtle named Guogu
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Back to the 1990s: My Unrestrained Life in the Countryside 重回九零,我在农村的肆意人生
Liu Zhijie, now in his forties, has lost everything and is saddled with hundreds of thousands in debt. He plans to take the little cash he has left and return to his village to retire, but then he suffers a cerebral thrombosis. Unwilling to keep suffering, he steels himself and decides to end it all. Unexpectedly, he is reborn in the 1990s, back when his family was still prosperous and his parents hadn't divorced.
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I'm a Bag of Chips, and Today I Got Squeezed into Picasso 我,薯片袋,今天被捏成毕加索
I, a Bag of Chips, Got Squeezed into a Picasso Today! A supermarket fever dream × an office worker's wicked guide to revenge After a bag of chips gets crushed, it reincarnates as 999 different things, all to mess with the supermarket manager! [The Comedy Highlights] When supermarket products awaken: ✔️ Shopping carts: Turn left as a group and crash into the promotional display ✔️ Price tags: Label expired luncheon meat as “alien military rations” ✔️ Toilet paper: When the manager has diarrhea,
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I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕,我们生来是天骄
This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times
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This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧?
After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his
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Chosen One: I'm a Workhorse at Bureau 749 天选之人,我在749局做牛马
He is one of the Chosen from the start, but this Chosen One seems to have a rather rotten streak of luck. His restaurant failed, leaving him a million yuan in debt. Loan sharks are at his door, and his girlfriend is arranging a blind date. A jade cabbage and a flash of white light bring the male lead into the world of Bureau 749. The first thing he asks is: “Do you provide meals? Is there a salary? Do you offer social insurance and a housing fund? Is it a 996 schedule? Do I have to work overtime
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A Gentle Trap: I Was Blinded by Lust 温柔陷阱,我被“色”字迷了眼
A Tender Trap: The Word "Lust" Blinded Me
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Cowards, Keep Out: A Courier Battles Sadako 胆小鬼勿进:快递员大战女鬼贞子
Cowards Keep Out: The Courier vs. Sadako, the Ghost
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The Prankster Wreaks Havoc in the Cultivation World 整蛊专家祸害修仙界
[Face-Slapping + Pranks + Wild Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + System Cultivation] Others endure lightning tribulations when they cross a heavenly trial; he’s afraid the System will make him drink “Sissy Potion.” Others seclude themselves to break through; he squats in the alchemy room brewing “Supercharged Fart.” No spiritual roots? No problem, just eat laxatives as pills. No powerful backers? Don’t worry, prank the Immortal Venerable and make him your patron. He pranks the white-robed sainte
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