Looking for a Funny Novel With No Romance, Preferably a Female Lead! Must Be Complete!!!!! 求搞笑 无cp文 最好是女主啊！完结！！！！！

1. 1 别 Others Bring Investors to Set; I Bring Rebar 别人带资进组，我带钢筋进组 Inkstone Autumn Jade砚秋墨玉Modern Romance848k WordsCompleted No CP. The ratings just came out, so don't scroll past. Come in and take a look! Sun Wuxiang, a stone monkey spirit who had lived for ten thousand years, slept deep in the mountains until the 21st century. She came down from the mountains with the delicate, willowy looks that were all the rage during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, but with enough primordial strength to yank a weeping willow out of the ground After all, who would guess that this slender beauty, as delicate as Lin Dai 498Reads7.1Score10014d adds

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   This is a good book. No romance, single female lead, and it's funny. It's not finished yet, but it's already quite long enough to keep you reading.

2. 2 玄 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Metaphysics Prodigy Tells Her Top-Tier Star Scumbag Dad to Get Lost 玄学大佬三岁半，顶流渣爹靠边站 Qu Xiaoxi曲小西Modern Romance839k WordsCompleted [Raising a Child + Beloved by All + Metaphysics + Showbiz + Wealthy Family + Livestreaming] The three-and-a-half-year-old founder of the Daoist sect finally ascends to immortality. But when she opens her eyes again, she has become the little blood bag of the lucky heroine in a story where everyone dotes on her. The little founder makes a run for it on the spot to find her biological father, throwing her arms around a certain top-tier star in the middle of an interview. “Daddy, Niannian missed yo 20.8kReads8.9Score3.5k14d adds

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   All are non-romantic and super good-looking.

3. 3 假EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance670k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 25kReads9.5Score3.1k14d adds
4. 4 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 125.9kReads9.6Score13.5k14d adds
5. 5 少 Cut the Crap, Villain Goes All Out 少逼逼歪歪，反派火力全开 Ninety-Nine Points九拾九分Modern Romance517k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + adored by everyone + unhinged antics + wealthy-family ensemble + wish fulfillment] (This story contains no BL. Don’t take the comedic scenes seriously. If that bothers you, please don’t read. Best enjoyed without overthinking~) After transmigrating into a book as a rich, beautiful, brainless villain, Shang Yang was furious. Why did a villain still have to go to school?!!! If you’re rich, shouldn’t you be able to lie flat and enjoy the good life? And to make matters worse, af 99.8kReads8.9Score14.7k14d adds
6. 6 真 The Real Heiress’s True Nature Fell Apart After Her Thoughts Were Read 真千金被读心后，人设崩了 Ye Xiaowan叶小晚Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear her thoughts + System + everyone’s darling + personal growth + face-slapping + carefree slacking] After Gu Xizhi died suddenly from working overtime all night, she discovered she had transmigrated into a novel she’d read and become the real daughter, a cannon-fodder character with a miserable ending. But if she was going to be cannon fodder, so be it. She was young, broke, and had no desire to work hard. So, before the Gu family could discover their real daughter was out there 10.8kReads8.8Score1.2k14d adds
7. 7 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3k14d adds
8. 8 即 Even a Psycho Villain Should Dare to Slack Off! 即使是疯批反派也要勇敢摆烂！ Fried Egg Yolk煎蛋黄Modern Romance333k WordsCompleted [Family Favorite] [Absurdist] [Redemption] [No CP] Mo Xiaoqi was so absurd that she often seemed completely unlike the rest of her family. Then, when she was nine, she got hit on the head by an apple while swinging and gained some new memories. She saw her domineering CEO eldest brother die after going bankrupt, her art-loving second brother choose suicide, and her iron-willed soldier third brother die after falling off a cliff. She saw her family, a bunch of villains doomed to die horribly desp 5kReads9.3Score72814d adds
9. 9 崽 Kiddo, Stop! Your Dad Is the Big Villain, One Bite at a Time 崽崽停下！你爸是大反派一口一个 Lin Jiujiu林酒酒Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Beloved by Everyone + Truly a Little Kid + Heartwarming + Lighthearted + Variety Show + No Romance] Three-and-a-half-year-old Zhaozhao is a pitiful sacrificial character in the original novel. Her birth mother abandoned her as soon as she was born, and later her uncle and aunt abused her. One day, she packs a little bundle and resolves to run away from home. But halfway there, a System for Reforming Villains suddenly appears and binds itself to her, unlocking a new identity: the only little one 9kReads9.3Score72714d adds
10. 10 穿 After Becoming the Junior Sister of an Immortal Sect, the Cultivation World Went Crazy for Me 穿成仙门小师妹后修真界为我疯狂 Embroidered Spring Tower绣春楼Ancient Romance541k WordsCompleted Ning Yue died and transmigrated into a cultivation world. Terrified, she immediately stripped off her clothes. Only when she saw the familiar flame-shaped birthmark on her shoulder did she finally relax. At least it was still her own body! To survive, Ning Yue threw herself into cultivation and earned a place at one of the five great sects. True to the principle of being a jack of all trades and master of none: Alchemy? Easy! Her cooking skills in her previous life were top-notch! Talisman-makin 23.3kReads9.2Score3.9k14d adds
11. 11 沙 After the Wacky Old Ancestor Emerged from Seclusion, She Discovered She Was Invincible 沙雕老祖出关后，发现自己无敌了 My Name Is Huang Yougeng我叫黄有梗Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Invincible heroine + no romance + hilarious chaos + revenge against scumbags + team leveling] The heroine is greedy, lecherous, morally questionable, biased toward her own people, and utterly shameless. If that bothers you, don't read! Yao Hua was a well-known slacker at Floating Cloud Pavilion. She earned her sect contributions by having children and raised her cultivation by sheer luck. After being gravely injured and going into seclusion, she emerged one day to find that everyone stronger t 3.8kReads8.9Score44014d adds

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    Completed. The female lead is a goofy, lecherous, and scheming sixth sister. Her children and relatives are all idiots too. The female lead is invincible from the start and remains invincible in the end. A super good ensemble piece! No romantic pairing but there are children. Very funny, not a cliché story. The female lead's character is consistent, cunning, and ruthless. If you like silly and funny stories, you can read it without thinking! 😘😘😃

12. 12 抢 Trying to Snatch My Fortunes? The Villainous Princess Will Send You to Your Grave 抢机缘？反派公主送你上路 Serene Fengshui风水陶然Fantastical Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Rebirth + Fortuitous Encounters + Pocket Dimension + Palace Intrigue + Cultivation + Transmigration into a Book + Self-Interest [Complete] [The full-cast audiobook version has stopped updating! Please switch to smart narration. It supports dialogue between multiple characters and sounds just as good! We apologize for the inconvenience!] Volume One: Reborn for Revenge! The mortal realm, with palace intrigue. The villain is reborn with memories of her second life! The heroine is reborn with memori 7.4kReads8.2Score79114d adds

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    No romantic pairing, female protagonist cultivates immortality, completed and recommended.

13. 13 她 Her Years as a Big Shot in Q City 她在Q市当大佬那几年 Bai Mianmian白绵绵Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Wealthy-family scheming + beloved by the whole family + satisfying revenge + face-slapping + 90% plot, 10% romance] [The transmigrate-into-a-book heroine takes on the golden-finger heroine of a wish-fulfillment novel] The moment Zhou Wangyou opened her eyes, she realized she had become the tragic supporting female character in a brainless wish-fulfillment novel, abused by the protagonist countless times and locked in a basement, where she was about to be left for dead. Zhou Wangyou: ...I think 5.9kReads9.2Score67214d adds

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    This side story features a romantic subplot; the female lead in the main story is truly very clear-headed and decisive.

14. 14 警 Warning! Cheating Is Forbidden in This Death Game 警告！死亡游戏禁止作弊 Half a Cup of Fruit Tea果茶半杯Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [No CP + Rule-Based Horror + Livestream Comments + Ensemble Cast + Fictional Setting] No CP in every sense of the term. A max-level expert returns to the beginner village. When the Heavenly Eye descends, Song Tianjiao, a retired Infinite Flow veteran who wants to enjoy a peaceful retirement, is dragged into a death game and becomes one of its lucky contestants. [Death game rules: cheating is forbidden!] Facing a deadly instance, the audience cries out: “To live or to die? That really is the ques 15.6kReads8.9Score2.7k14d adds

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    Infinite flow, no romance

15. 15 救 Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance563k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug 50.6kReads9.4Score8.2k14d adds

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16. 16 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 251.1kReads9.6Score25.1k14d adds
17. 17 小 My Junior Sister Is Gifted, but Lacks Virtue 小师妹天资绝卓，但五行缺德 Burning Books, Burying Myself焚书坑己Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, transmigration, no romance, irreverent cultivation] While other people transmigrated into wealth and privilege, Chi Yu became a lowly servant in a sect, bullied by everyone and forced to wash even her junior sister's chamber pot. She decisively quit that miserable life and fled in the dead of night with a sack over her shoulder. She had planned to quietly be a good girl, but her cunning, shameless nature was already deep in her bones, and it turned out to be contagious. After Chi 11.5kReads9.0Score1.6k14d adds
18. 18 快 Quick Transmigration: So This Is Jin Duobao, the One Even Gods Hate and Dogs Avoid 快穿：是那个神厌狗嫌的金多宝啊 Wuma Xiaohuan巫马小欢Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted (No romance, no ambiguity, family-focused, silly and strong female lead!) Dear readers, please read the blurb first to avoid surprises. If this isn’t your cup of tea, please don’t force yourself to read it! Please don’t force yourself! Please don’t force yourself! This is a lighthearted, silly story with a relaxed pace, written to make you smile. If you’ve read ten chapters and still don’t get the jokes, then I guess we weren’t meant to meet. I’ll see you in the sea of books another time. (P.S. 1.7kReads9.4Score16114d adds
19. 19 我 I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖，养亿点崽子怎么了 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance918k WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover 16.8kReads9.4Score2k14d adds

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    No romantic pairing. Completed. Funny, Shi Ruyi is silly and powerful, and every sentence Chi Miao says is a meme.

20. 20 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.3kReads9.5Score15.5k14d adds
21. 21 快 Quick Transmigration: Kill for Heaven's Favor and Boundless Power 快穿：杀人祭天法力无边 Poor Dao Ancestor of Little Qiong Peak小琼峰很穷道祖Ancient Romance644k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Decisive Heroine + Strong Female Lead + Imaginative Power Fantasy] Yun Qingqing is a spirit medium who travels between worlds to fulfill the lingering wishes of the dead. But if you walk the night roads often enough, you’re bound to run into ghosts. She was personally arrested by the Lord God, Su Xiaoxiao! The good news... she’s now a full-time employee of the Time and Space Administration! The bad news... she’ll have to work until she dies! From then on, she gradually le 420Reads6.1Score10214d adds

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    The protagonist is a powerful figure, there is no romantic pairing or ambiguity, the writing style is average, there is little description, but the story is very novel, which is its biggest feature. It can be considered a quick transmigration revenge novel with a mind-bending premise. It's worth a read. I wrote it myself. I clearly wrote a novel with a mind-bending premise, but readers always say that I wrote a comedy... It's really not funny at all... Really!

22. 22 重 Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! 重回新手村？不！我是来养老的！ Tattered Immortal破烂仙人Ancient Romance3.3M WordsOngoing After completing 9,999 repair missions in minor worlds, Hua Yi decisively retires and chooses a world to spend her remaining years in. She seems like a fresh-faced newcomer who has just entered the world of cultivation, but behind the scenes, she’s a powerhouse who dares to go head-to-head with the Heavenly Dao! Along the way, she plays the pig to eat the tiger, picks up strays, and enjoys the gossip and drama. There’s the Child of Misfortune, sealed away by a powerful cultivator. There’s also t 10.3kReads9.2Score1.2k14d adds

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    This is an ensemble piece about a group of teenagers. The female lead is incredibly strong and invincible. There's no romantic pairing, no melodramatic plot twists, no Mary Sue elements, and no forced idiocy. The writing style is light and enjoyable. Most importantly, I wrote this book myself. I don't have any traffic. Please, guys, give me some traffic!

23. 23 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance630k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.9kReads—Score12714d adds

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    Pan Jinlian cries out for justice in the underworld, Chen Shimei proves his innocence live on air, Sun Wukong is granted a sun, and Fuxi is in love with Princess Iron Fan! My goodness! These ideas are so imaginative and unexpected, so bizarre!

24. 24 别 Don't Count on Doubao, He's Nothing but Trouble in Another World 别指望豆包了，它在异世纯添乱 Shanxin山信Ancient Romance218k WordsOngoing Hiking vlogger Lin Xiaoman was about to end her livestream when she unexpectedly transmigrated to a primitive world called the Great Wilderness. The good news was that she had a golden finger. The bad news was that it was a stupid AI assistant named Doubao. Its navigation was always wrong, and its item identification was pure nonsense. And she could even unlock the Meituan app? After going to great lengths to unlock Meituan, she had to unlock it all over again because she'd tried to save money. —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    She's here! She's here with Doubao! No romantic pairing. The female lead is transported to a primitive world and her hilarious daily life is about surviving with her mentally challenged Doubao. Her cheat ability is a phone that can unlock apps, but these apps are adapted for the primitive world. She'll join a tribe and help the primitive people by unlocking apps. A hilarious slice-of-life story, highly recommended! 😏😏

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