The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Metaphysics Prodigy Tells Her Top-Tier Star Scumbag Dad to Get Lost
玄学大佬三岁半，顶流渣爹靠边站
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- Modern Romance
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- I’m Done Pretending. My Dad Is the Crown Prince of Beijing’s Elite Circle不装了摊牌了，我爸是京圈太子爷Alternate title on Fanqie
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Hahaha, it's really good! And I especially love how the female lead's dad revises the family rules whenever something happens; it's so sweet! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Ugh, just two days after the female lead's father was stabbed, the author depicts her making him go fishing in the water, and then unexpectedly knocking him in. This part is really unpleasant to read.
So cute! Baby Niannian is super adorable. Daddy is a bit rebellious, but you can tell he's growing up. It's both funny and heartwarming. Looking forward to Lin Ge's future transformation. Also, does Niannian have a romantic partner? Is she one of the other two kids on the variety show? 🥰🥰🥰
This is a book I absolutely love. Nian Nian is so cute and amazing. The author's writing is excellent. It's not the typical story of a mature adult transmigrating into a child's body. Nian Nian's behavior is so naturally cute, and every scene is incredibly captivating. Actually, I started reading it during my review week, but the day before the exam, I couldn't resist reading over 3,000 pages.
It's sooooo good! I love Nian Nian and Jiang Lin so much, especially their relationship and interactions. But there's one thing I feel is that during the fortune-telling, there are supposed to be three fortunes, and each person's story takes place at a different time.
This is a standard wish-fulfillment novel; none of the people who are told their fortunes are ordinary (they all seem to be either rich or noble, but I'm too lazy to calculate if that's true for everyone). Hmmmm, I thought it would be really good, but it turned out to be just pretty fun and nothing special, haha.
Niannian is so cute, hahaha 😘😆 Every character is unique, some are funny and lighthearted, others are heartwarming, the plot is also very interesting 🍉, the writing is excellent, no unnecessary words or dragging, it's a very comfortable read 😘
Nian Nian is so cute. The father and daughter, Miss Jiang, healed each other. Jiang's father is handsome, protective of his own, and prone to jealousy. The thought of him climbing a tree to see his daughter when she goes to kindergarten, only to be chased by security guards, is hilarious. Hahahaha. Keep up the good work, author!
It's really good! I finished it in two days, staying up until 2 AM. Baby Nian Nian is so cute, absolutely adorable!! Rin is portrayed as very handsome and a wonderful father! It's truly amazing. I wish the author could add some extra chapters! 😢
I was having a reading slump and searched for so many books, but this one truly touched my heart! The author's writing is excellent, and the little dumpling Nian Nian is so cute! It's not the kind of forced cuteness; the author has really well-developed each character! I'm getting more and more excited for the rest of the story! Update soon!
The female lead, a young Taoist priest, is absolutely hilarious. At first, I thought Nian Nian's father was a cocky guy, but he turned out to be a comedic character, which put me at a low point in my reading journey. However, I ended up thoroughly enjoying this book.