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1. 1 穿 Transmigrated as the Villain’s Younger Brother, I Became Everyone’s Darling by Being Ridiculous 穿成反派他弟，靠沙雕苟成团宠 It's San San, Duck是散散鸭Modern Romance899k WordsOngoing [No romance + ensemble cast + campus life + wealthy families + transmigrate into a book + a little bit of group doting + System + goofy everyday antics] [Original title: Transmigrating as the Villain’s Little Brother, I Became Everyone’s Favorite by Being a Goofball] Fang Zhou transmigrates into an old-school romance novel as the cannon-fodder younger brother of the big bad. His only purpose is to help the male and female leads’ younger siblings get together. He wants to help his cheap brother t 11kReads9.1Score68414d adds

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   ↓This, for no particular reason, I just really find it funny. ദ്ദിᵔ.˛.ᵔ₎✧

2. 2 我EN I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.7M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 79.1kReads9.3Score5.6k14d adds

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   Both are non-romantic, highly-rated comedies.

3. 3 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 171.1kReads9.5Score22.3k14d adds
4. 4 黄 Weasel Spirit! Do I Look Like a Human or a God to You? 黄皮子！你看我像人还是像神？ China's Famous Double Standard中国驰名双标Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted No specialist knowledge here, just a story. [A little horror + a whole lot of comedy + no female lead, no romance] When I was a kid, I took a nighttime shortcut and saw a weasel worshipping the moon. Remembering a story my grandma had told me, I worried it might ask me to grant it a title, so, on a whim, I shouted at it first: “Weasel! Do I look more like a person or a god to you?” The weasel froze for a moment, then said I looked like a dumbass! But from that day on, I really did become an idio 31.2kReads9.1Score2.7k14d adds
5. 5 满 The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化，唯有大师兄正的极端 Huan Buyu欢不语Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo 16.5kReads8.9Score2.3k14d adds

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   The eldest disciple is righteous yet wicked; when he's righteous, he'll even kill himself. It's an unconventional, no-romance fantasy, and very funny.

6. 6 爱 My Consort, Please Renovate My Buildings. The Charismatic Man Has Three Palaces and Six Courtyards, So How Many Can You House? 爱妃请给我修楼，万人迷坐拥三宫六院，你又能住几人寝 Jiang Qingzheng江清争7k WordsCompleted My Concubine, Please Build Me a Tower: The irresistible heartthrob has three palaces and six courtyards, but how many people can your bedroom hold? 35Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Who would have thought? Shen Tinghua, standing outside the banquet hall, was intoxicated by her own unparalleled charm, even arrogantly planning to build a new building if the venue was too small! But her dream shattered in an instant, and a jolt of electricity shot through her body. Xiao Ba exclaimed that this was outrageous, fearing that she would become the first person in history to get into trouble because of her narcissism.

7. 7 一 A Very Serious Cultivation Novel 一本非常正经的修仙小说 Cao Rong艹容Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [Unhinged faction + ensemble cast + absurdist faction + comedy faction] No couples Not your typical cultivation story. ⚠⚠⚠ Extremely absurd [important point ⚠⚠⚠] Jian Bingwu invites her to see the scenery: Jian Bingwu is good. Jian Bingwu pushes her off the Immortal-Slaying Terrace: Jian Bingwu is bad. Jian Xieyun happily goes to meet her: Jian Xieyun is silly. Jian Xieyun gets pushed off: Jian Xieyun is miserable. But she’s a member of the divine race. Why push her off the Immortal-Slaying Terr 17kReads9.2Score2.5k14d adds

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   I highly recommend this one! It's hilarious, an ensemble piece, and no romantic pairings 😘

8. 8 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 519.6kReads9.7Score67.5k14d adds

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   No romantic pairing with the male lead, a fast-paced, mind-bending, and hilarious story. I laughed like crazy reading it late at night.

9. 9 穿 After Entering a Cultivation Game, I Fight the Male Lead to the Death 穿进修仙游戏后与男主相追相杀 Sighing at the Life of Floating Clouds浮云叹生Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Straight male protagonist, unconventional cultivation, no official couples (ship whoever you like), one-sided crushes, comedic and a little unhinged, a redemptive ensemble cast, and everyone gets a funeral.] No official couples = ship whoever you like. He runs into a succubus as soon as he leaves the beginner's village, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't resist! “Ye Xingzhou, how many people do you consider the best in the world?!” Ye Xingzhou's very own M-class is now in session! A tsun 10.6kReads9.5Score1.7k14d adds

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   I'm dying of laughter! Hahaha, I laughed so hard my stomach hurts in the middle of the night watching this. [Warning]

10. 10 惊 Horrifying! I'm the Holy Father in a World of the Weird 惊悚，我在诡异世界当圣父 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery594k WordsCompleted Liu Shu is a young man who grew up in a village. He is determined to become a respected paragon of virtue, just like his father! To achieve this goal, he leads by example! He treats a deaf-mute uncle who refuses to see doctors for his toothache! Zombie: “He pulled out every single one of my teeth. How can they still hurt when they’re all gone? What? My gums hurt? That’s not his problem. He only deals with toothaches!” He builds houses for the lonely elderly in town! Cannibal chef: “The bricks yo 10.4kReads9.2Score1.4k14d adds

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    Not only is it unromantic, but it's also incredibly funny. He plays a saint in a horror world. This is a sequel to the previous book, and it's still incredibly hilarious even without leaving the village, but it's pretty much the same.

11. 11 平 There’s Nothing Special About Me, So I Can’t Be the Protagonist! 平平无奇的我，才不会是主角呢！ Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Urban445k WordsCompleted Wu Qi always thought he was an ordinary person. He believed that, as someone with no particular talent, the most important thing was to keep a low profile! Everyone else: ... You call punching someone so hard they fly around the Earth once keeping a low profile? You call lifting objects weighing several tons with one hand and casually dragging them along with the other keeping a low profile? You call treating demon beasts that everyone considers dangerous as snacks keeping a low profile? Most im 15.1kReads8.8Score1.5k14d adds
12. 12 十EN Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score206.4k14d adds

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    So what if I like this type? (;ﾟДﾟ)!

13. 13 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.3kReads9.6Score36k14d adds

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    Lighthearted and humorous, no angst, the author himself said.

14. 14 全 Every Member Is an Emperor: We’ve Left the Cultivation World Stunned 全员皇帝：把修仙界给整不会了 A Bowl of Hot Dry Noodles来碗热干面Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast]+ [Every character is an emperor]+ [Comedic cultivation]+ [Loving fathers and dutiful sons] All the emperors of China’s orthodox dynasties descend upon the cultivation world at the same time. Scattered across the land, each has an assistant System called “Little Emperor.” Their first task is to find and recognize one another. Qin Shi Huang is the first to run into Liu Bang. “Hu Hai! You’d better pray I don’t find you too soon.” Wang Mang’s eyes fill with tears. “I finally have a S 22.5kReads9.2Score2.4k14d adds
15. 15 一 A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 196.6kReads9.5Score24.6k14d adds
16. 16 满 The Entire Court Begged Me Not to Get Married 满朝文武都求着我别嫁人 Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance630k WordsCompleted Gu Zhao transmigrates into a celebrated female general. To avoid giving herself away and stay alive, she has one goal: resign! She has to resign! But... Want to go back to the countryside and raise chickens? The entire court: “You can raise chickens in the capital, too!” Want to go back to the countryside and find someone to marry? The emperor waves a hand grandly: “Choose any man in the entire court!” So Gu Zhao takes her imperial edict of betrothal and goes from house to house collecting money 3.4kReads8.3Score50814d adds

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    The premise is novel with no romantic pairing. The female protagonist transmigrates into the body of a female general who desperately wants to resign, but the emperor won't let her go. She makes an excuse that she wants to go back to the countryside to get married. The Grand Tutor says, "Getting married doesn't necessarily mean going back to the countryside." She says she just wants to go back to the countryside to raise chickens. The entire court shouts, "You can raise chickens in the capital too!" Now, the female protagonist goes door-to-door, finding every son suitable for raising chickens, even 5-year-old children. The entire court is in a terrible predicament, and in the end, they have no choice but to pay up to avoid further trouble. (｢･ω･)｢Hey

17. 17 说 Weren't They Supposed to Be a Boy Band? Why Are They All Useless? 说好的男团呢，怎么全是废物 Scarlet Cat绯色猫Urban425k WordsCompleted [No CP + absurd comedy + livestreaming + entertainment industry + fast-paced + slight supernatural elements] [The story of a sect’s senior brother and four lunatics] Just after being reborn, Jiang Yi opened his eyes and was shoved down the stairs by his skinflint landlord, Zhou. Jiang Yi tilted his head and rolled his eyes. “Help, police officer~” Someone pushes me down the stairs, I lie there and hit him up for 37,000 yuan. “As long as you’ve got the right attitude, the company is Bali. Work h 953Reads9.2Score12914d adds

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    Male protagonist + no romantic partner + comedy ① Boy band manager; ② Boy band member; ③ Cultivator

18. 18 我 I'm an Assassin, So How Did I Debut in a Boy Band? 我一杀手，怎么男团出道了 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban896k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + Comedy + No Female Lead] Zheng Xun: A hitman who trained hard for ten years, ready to save the world, but the System sent him to the wrong channel. Unable to find work, he was discovered by a talent scout and lured into a company with the promise of room and board. Now he's been forced to become an idol. “Can’t a Boy Band Save the World?”, Zheng Xun’s quote Cheng Jie: The male lead of a domineering CEO novel. After ten years of practicing his CEO catchphrases, his career got off to a 19.3kReads9.5Score3.3k14d adds
19. 19 爆 Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始 Yu Siyuan余四元Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma 58.9kReads9.5Score7.9k14d adds

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    Trust me, trust me, it's absolutely gorgeous!!!

20. 20 像 My Pixel Game Became Reality, but I’m Number One on the Most Wanted List 像素游戏成真了，但我是通缉榜一 Thoughts in the Mirror Night镜夜思Sports1.6M WordsCompleted [Ensemble Cast] [Game Invasion] [Group Transmigration] [No CP] Yang Yixie has recently become obsessed with a pixel game called Wasteland Era. As a mechanic, he lives by one creed: If an RPG can't solve the problem, add another round of machine-gun fire. And so he became hooked on using the art of explosions to write his personal manifesto across the pixelated wasteland, having the time of his life without a care in the world. At the same time, the news reported tearful accounts from other playe 37.4kReads9.1Score5k14d adds

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    It's so funny, my tummy is really giving out.

21. 21 让 You Were Supposed to Defend Against the Ten Thousand Clans, Not Stew Them All! 让你抵御万族，你全给炖了？ The Real Erdaomao二刀毛本尊Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Rated 9.7 during serialization] [Cultivation at school (high-martial arts) + a growth journey + a vast cosmic world + an utterly clueless male lead + no heroine (or a single heroine) + noble ideals and fiery passion + standout supporting characters + satisfying wish fulfillment with smart characters] The myriad races force open the star path and descend upon Earth! Humanity is in danger! Ordinary student Lu Chuan accidentally obtains an ancient book recording the delicacies of the cosmos, and d 36.5kReads8.9Score3.8k14d adds

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    Personally, I think the second book is very good; it's a funny and enjoyable male-oriented novel that girls can also read.

22. 22 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 177.9kReads9.7Score21.5k14d adds
23. 23 穿 Transmigrated, but I Can't Lie Flat on My Looks Alone 穿越之我靠美貌躺平不了 Shanshan Laichi山山徕池Modern Romance398k WordsCompleted [Tags: No romance, interstellar transmigration, System, coming-of-age] [Content warning: The System is an old-school type at first, with no humanity, but it gets better later. The protagonist only wants to lie flat in the early stages, then works hard in the later stages.] After Gu Ziheng transmigrates to the interstellar era, he gets bound to a System. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life and become a winner, but it turns out to be a pretty-boy System. Oh well, he can get by on hi 2kReads8.9Score23314d adds

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    It's pretty funny, but it's unlikely that she'll be liked by guys.

24. 24 遇 When I Met Shengxia 遇到盛夏 Listening to the Wind at Dusk听风日暮里Urban90k WordsOngoing [PS: This is a fictional school-life story!! Mostly comedy, no romance, with a female supporting character, a close-knit group of bros, and a rivalry between two unlucky opponents. Don’t miss it as you pass by!] First. “Class 8 of Senior Year is no ordinary class: half go work in factories, half go to junior college.” “The Jade Emperor’s power is boundless, help me sweep through the college entrance exam!”... Second. The answer choices in these new-style questions tag and roast one another. A. 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Campus comedy with no romantic pairings; all characters with names are main characters. The motto of this story: When I need my brothers, I'll go to great lengths for them. When I don't need them, I'll kick them to the curb and make them clowns. 🤔

25. 25 怪 Monsters Run Amok: I Sweep This World with Laughter 怪物横行：我以笑声横扫此界 Hardworking Goldfish努力的金鱼Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [No female lead + System + transmigration + demon beasts + undead + artificial intelligence] Lu Yu transmigrates to a strange world of spirit and martial arts, where technology and cultivation, demon beasts and the undead overturn everything he thought he knew. Luckily, a golden finger is essential for anyone who transmigrates. But after reading the System’s introduction, he decides he’d be better off without this ridiculous thing. He’s a man through and through, not some peerless beauty, so why 2.8kReads8.9Score24614d adds

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    There's no romantic pairing, and the school setting is quite novel.

26. 26 唯 The One and Only Origami Talent: I Can Fold Anything 唯一折纸天赋，我能折出一切 Su Fifteen宿十五Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.3M WordsCompleted (Apocalypse + Transmigration + No Saintly Savior + No Romance + Leveling + Playing It Safe + Superpowers + Gets Even Better Later) Zhuang Mo transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens the safest wood-type superpower in the apocalypse. His future career is supposed to be farming in a safe zone. Other people grow potatoes with a soft, fluffy texture. His potatoes are as big as soccer balls and rock-hard. Other people grow crisp, juicy, sweet cabbages. His cabbages reach five feet tall and are r 26.8kReads9.1Score2.9k14d adds
27. 27 军 My Strategist Told Me to Conquer the Realm, but All I Want Is to Cultivate 军师叫我去打江山我一心只想修炼 My Way我之道Urban217k WordsCompleted [Heartwarming + Hilarious + Anti-Trope + Cozy + Decisive and Ruthless + Urban Fantasy + No Female Lead] During the summer vacation before his first year of middle school, Fang Zhou came down with an ordinary 46-degree fever and had a strange dream. He never expected that when he woke up, the world would be completely different. After casually swatting a fly in the yard, a System appeared, giving him the ability to turn imaginary things into reality. But Fang Zhou discovered that his illusion po 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Sand, no female lead, no romantic subplots, funny and heartwarming, no clichés.

28. 28 提 I Raise My Employees' Salaries, and You Say I'm Disrupting the Market! 提升员工工资，你说我扰乱市场！ Dong Fenghu东风胡Urban2.7M WordsCompleted [The short drama is now online: I raised my employees' wages, and you say I'm disrupting the market] [Business growth, globalization, cross-industry expansion, coming-of-age story] How do you rate the youngest person ever to become the world's richest man on the Forbes list? Economic Times: “The whole world is working for Song Jiang!” Peace Master: “Thank you, Song Jiang, for your contributions to peace. The world has never been more peaceful!” America: “Damn it! China is so despicable! He's usi 52.2kReads9.1Score3.7k14d adds

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    This novel is so good, it even got adapted into a short drama! Every character is so well-developed 🤭 I wonder if there are companies this good in real life?

29. 29 B BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透7k WordsCompleted BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The bizarre transformation from a debt collector to a Heavenly Court boss... Hahaha!

30. 30 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance627k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.9kReads—Score12714d adds

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    It's so good, so good, the funniest, super funny!

31. 31 穿 I Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain, and the System Told Me to Save Myself 穿书成反派，系统让我自救 Yi·Mo已·墨Eastern Fantasy365k WordsOngoing [The rating just came in...] Chen Mo transmigrates into the book Heaven's Plea Record and becomes a minor villain who gets killed by the protagonist from the start. [Ding! The Self-Rescue System has been activated. Self-rescue points, cultivation, techniques, divine gear, and all kinds of items can be exchanged for.] He doesn't want to be the protagonist's lackey, and he certainly doesn't want to die. His only choice is to frantically establish a persona: I'm a good person. I only want what's be 263Reads8.3Score—14d adds

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    Hilarious beyond words, funny but not mindless, no romantic pairing, great, exciting!

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