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1. 651 一 Enter the Thriller World, and Ten Thousand Ghosts Dread Me; I Hold the Fate of a Hundred Rounds of Life and Death 一入惊悚万鬼愁，百轮生死尽在手 Xia Qingningcc夏青柠ccMystery732k WordsOngoing [Horror Game + Infinite-Flow + Light Comedy + Two Male Leads + Multi-Threaded Plot + System + Collection Guide + Blended Genres + A Touch of Cultivation] Main characters: Beichen (cool-headed powerhouse) X Xingye/Yuxi (resourceful strategist) Secondary couple: Tang Yunsheng X Fu Xingye (P.S. There’s not much romance. I’m afraid I’ll mess it up ╮( •́ω•̀ )╭) Meteors fall, Beiye starlight, A comical mask reveals its identity. A terminal illness leads into the game, unlocking the collection guide. T 4Reads—Score—14d adds

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   That's more in line with what you meant. [Laughing][laughing]

2. 652 血 The Blood-Red Wedding Dress: My Five-Hundred-Year-Old Ghost Girlfriend 血色嫁衣我的五百岁女鬼女友 Bo L Tang波l棠Mystery214k WordsCompleted A female ghost in a blood-red wedding dress! A sinister plot that extinguished all humanity! A meeting five hundred years in the making: she came back in this life for you! Young Gu Linchuan secluded himself in Jiangnan to prepare for his exams, only to encounter Rong Qianlu, a five-hundred-year-old female ghost dressed in a blood-red wedding gown. Her family was slaughtered when she was alive, turning her into a vengeful spirit, but Gu Linchuan’s gentleness brought out her vulnerable side. The 11Reads—Score—14d adds
3. 653 来 Come On, Keep Acting Tough 来，接着狂 Mountain Traces山踪15k WordsCompleted Come on, keep acting tough. 24Reads—Score214d adds
4. 654 跑 Keep Running: You Told Me to Make a Bold Claim, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously? 跑男：让你放豪言，你给我玩真的 Fa Da发炟Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Chinese Entertainment Industry] [Stars] [Plenty of Variety Shows] [Keep Running] [Bai Lu] [Multiple Heroines] [Back to Field] [Challenges] [Peak] [The Inn] Chen Cheng transmigrated to a parallel world that was similar, yet not quite the same, and became an entertainer who had trained for two and a half years and been in the industry for two and a half years. After awakening the Great Entertainer System, he had his entire fortune wiped out on the spot and drew a skill that was both incredibly po 25.9kReads7.5Score1.9k14d adds

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   Comedy in the urban entertainment industry, over a million words

5. 655 晚 Goodnight, Boyfriend 晚安，男朋友 Mountain Traces山踪15k WordsCompleted Goodnight, Boyfriend 20Reads—Score114d adds
6. 656 推 Push: The First Time I Got Pushed, I Hit Back! 推——第一次被推就打回去！ Bo L Tang波l棠64k WordsCompleted Push Back! The First Time Someone Pushes You, Hit Them Right Back! 14Reads—Score114d adds
7. 657 小 The Little Taoist Nun Has a Rebellious Streak 小道姑一身反骨 20/100 Vision视力零点二一Ancient Romance747k WordsCompleted “As a hired assassin, killing is my specialty. I make sure my clients go peacefully.” “Be good. You don't need to cover your head. I'd never ruin that pretty face of yours. That would make it harder to carry your head to the Judicial Office and collect the reward.” The moon slanted over the river as night settled in. Mist hung thick in the air, dreamlike and hazy. Only the dim oil lamp hanging from a covered boat on the Qiantang River cast a faint, wavering glow. A small gray-robed Taoist, impos 24.2kReads9.5Score3.6k14d adds

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   🎄🎄1️⃣This book is truly a landslide in the world of transmigration novels; I often burst out laughing because of the jokes. 🍁🍁I consider myself a level eight internet surfer, but I didn't expect the author to be so out of touch. The funniest thing is that the female lead calls "Your Highness the Crown Prince" "Mr. Tai," wow, hahaha, it seems like she has that serious illness, hahaha. 2️⃣☘️☘️🎋It's so good, so good, so good! Little Seven Sister fully embodies the spirit of "if others won't save me, I'll save myself." In many thrilling moments, you think Little Seven Sister has made a mistake or revealed a flaw, but Little Seven Sister has already planned it all out. It's just that the author's imagination a bit gives me the creeps. 🌸🌾🌸3️⃣🌹🌹🍀A blend of silliness and philosophy, the main tone is humorous🍄🌱🍄, interspersed with some touching and serious moments, all very naturally💐💐. Finally, I want to say that Teacher Long Spear and Uncle Slap are just too sweet🌺🌿🌿🌺 Especially that extra chapter, it was so sweet🌴🌴

8. 658 失 After Losing My Memory, I Mistook Someone Else for My Husband 失忆后，我扑错老公了 Mountain Traces山踪24k WordsCompleted After Losing My Memory, I Mistook Someone Else for My Husband 46Reads—Score—14d adds
9. 659 请 Please Answer, 404 请回答，404 Bo L Tang波l棠31k WordsCompleted Please Answer, 404 6Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 660 满 Covered in God-Tier Traits, Starting Out as a Beggar 满身神级词条，从乞讨开始 Thorny Wood带刺的木头Eastern Fantasy202k WordsOngoing [Invincible] + [System] + [Comedy] + [Schemer] + [Diabolical] As the pioneer of the era of universal title-awakening, Lin Huo ought to be revered and loved by everyone! But reality says otherwise: Aristocratic clans: I want him dead! Holy sects: Lin Huo, give us back our cool, handsome holy son! Passersby: I guess I should thank him. I don’t know why, but whenever I see him, I just want to punch him twice! Demon beasts: I may be a beast, but Lin Huo is a real animal! The story begins when Lin Hu 6Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Take a look, everyone, this is a lighthearted article.

11. 661 坊 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 坊市三贱客 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩17k WordsCompleted The Three Scoundrels of the Market 4Reads—Score—14d adds

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12. 662 我 I Sang a Patriotic Song, So Why Are You Getting So Worked Up? 我唱首红歌，你们怎么还红温了？ Immortal Yuan袁神仙Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Feel-good power fantasy + Patriotic songs + Military life + Aerial combat + One Female Lead!] One song, “The Broadsword Chops Down on the Heads of the Japanese Invaders,” accompanied by a charge bugle, brought Yuan Yi into the world of patriotic songs. Yuan Yi went on to complete his admission to the General Political Department Song and Dance Troupe as an enlisted performing arts soldier with three patriotic songs: “My Country and I,” “The East Is Red,” and “Sing a Folk Song for the Party.” Af 7.3kReads9.0Score54914d adds

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    Patriotic, exhilarating story! Red songs!! Leaving the entertainment industry to join the army!!! Causing trouble abroad, absolutely exhilarating!!!

13. 663 废 Wasteland: This Apocalypse Seems Different 废土，这个末世好像不一样 Wen Quanming of Victoria Harbour维多利亚港的温泉铭Sci-Fi & Apocalypse393k WordsCompleted A Paradox Interactive player... A protagonist from one of its games, a former guard who was used by a wicked empress to destroy the world. No need for some mysterious System: he comes with the experience of 99 alternate selves. Starting from No Man's Sky, there are still frozen sleepers waking up, an empire falling, Qiu Shengwang, and something falling from the sky. On the wasteland left by the collapse of a whole new interstellar society (Age of Wonders: Starfall), this is probably set around 18Reads—Score—14d adds

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    It has reached 200,000 words and can be deleted. It updates frequently with long chapters and contains a high amount of tropes.

14. 664 这 What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊21k WordsCompleted What a perfect time to catch them in the act 338Reads—Score2414d adds
15. 665 主 Sacrifice the Protagonist to Heaven! Boundless Magic? 主角祭天！法力无边？ Bo L Tang波l棠95k WordsCompleted Sacrifice the Protagonist to Heaven! Boundless Magic Power? 3Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 666 无 The Peerless Poison Strategist Backs the Empress 无双毒士，力挺女帝 One Glance at the Vast Sea一顾沧海Historical2.1M WordsCompleted [Masterful political intrigue + empress + poetry + contrasts + lie flat + power of capital] From the start, a princess is poisoned and hunted down, but Shen Liuxiang mistakes her for the top courtesan on a pleasure boat. By day... well, by day and night, they have heart-to-heart talks. The princess sighs: “Better not to be born a woman. For a hundred years, our joys and sorrows lie in other people’s hands.” Shen Liuxiang laughs: “Come on, take a look at this book, The Legend of Wu Meiniang.” The 10.2kReads8.1Score1.1k14d adds

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    This is my top recommendation. It's the pinnacle of the "poisonous man" genre. The protagonist is a pretty boy, an unparalleled scoundrel, an unmatched schemer, and an unmatched strategist. Even the Black and White Impermanence would have to endure a fierce battle with him. Most importantly, it's hilarious, with jokes in every chapter. The witty and humorous writing style makes it an incredibly satisfying read. Once you start reading, you won't be able to put it down.

17. 667 情 Record of the Illusory Sea of Love: The Great Void Livestream 情天幻海录太虚直播间 Bo L Tang波l棠Ancient Romance479k WordsCompleted The Illusory Realm of the Great Void, by the shores of the Sea of Love. Fairy Jing Huan had been staring blankly into a water mirror for three days. What it reflected was not her peerless beauty, but the countless scenes of the mortal world: office workers scrolling through their phones on the subway, middle-aged men and women haggling at matchmaking corners, livestreamers crying, “Brother, love me!”, and exhausted wage slaves staying up late making PowerPoints until they went bald... “Such mudd 3Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 668 醉 My Drunken Childhood Friend Kissed Me by Force 醉酒竹马强吻我 Mountain Traces山踪6k WordsCompleted My Drunken Childhood Friend Steals a Kiss 5Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 669 戒 Demon Wardens: I Was Told to Solve Cases, but I’ve Been Slacking for a Thousand Years 戒妖：让我查案，我摸鱼千年 Clockwork Monster发条怪Eastern Fantasy188k WordsCompleted [Comedy Fantasy | Supernatural Mysteries | A Thousand-Year Bond Between Humans and Demons] After surviving for a thousand years, Geng Chen wants nothing more than to retire with his great-demon wife, keep his head down, clock in each day, and lie flat for the rest of his life. But life is unpredictable. A thousand-year-old cold case turns his laid-back existence into an extraordinary adventure. Bizarre, bloody crimes keep happening. Demons are at work, and the human heart is hard to fathom. On 150Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The plot is fast-paced, the jokes are frequent, and it blends everyday life with fantastical historical tales. Even the monsters are memorable. When I read it to my roommates, they all laughed so hard they were pounding their beds.

20. 670 技 My Skills Are So Ridiculous, They Drive My Enemies Crazy! 技能超沙雕，敌人都被整疯了！ Unable To Sleep At Night夜不能寝Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Animated comic released + lighthearted and funny + games invade reality + supernatural powers + shameless antics + causality concepts + invincible + one heroine + frequent updates!] A century ago, the world underwent a cataclysmic change. Games descended into reality, and monsters began to run rampant. Bai Yi was a [Nobody] who couldn't learn any normal skills, but from the start, he awakened a god-tier Skill System. From then on: [Someone, protect me!] Summon someone to appear in front of you 53.9kReads9.2Score5.3k14d adds

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    1️⃣ While others awaken combat skills, Bai Yi's system specializes in bizarre abilities: [Dad's Here] summons his father to take the hit, [Enemy's Ashamed, I'll Take Off His Clothes] forcefully removes equipment, [One Sword Opens the Butt Gate] professionally unclogs sewers... Even the BOSS begs: "Give me a quick death!" SSS-level school beauty certification: "My husband Bai Yi has the bearing of an emperor (silly version)..." 2️⃣ After transmigrating, Jiang Chen is bound to a hilarious system and uses stand-up comedy to save a theater on the verge of bankruptcy. From "pitiful" jokes to improvisational performances, this 8-year-old "kid brother" conquers the audience with his contrasting cuteness and sharp wit, even Shen Teng is impressed. The most amazing are those witty replies: "Do you need to choose a good day for your wedding?" "Of course, after all, there won't be any good days in the future..." 3️⃣ After Ying Yi transmigrated into the body of the emperor, he went crazy and courted death, cursing the empress dowager and confronting powerful ministers. As a result, the more he courted death, the more stable his throne became. When he was finally called "the greatest emperor of all time", he was laughing so hard he couldn't live! He made the "I don't want to be emperor" mentality into something amazing.

21. 671 那 That Night, She Made Me Remember Her for a Lifetime 那一夜，她让我记一辈子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted That night, she made me remember her for the rest of my life 630Reads—Score3314d adds
22. 672 饕 Gluttony’s Execution Ground: Crime and Punishment at the Bottom of the Food Chain 饕餮刑场——食物链底层的罪与罚 Bo L Tang波l棠60k WordsCompleted The Gluttonous Execution Ground: Crime and Punishment at the Bottom of the Food Chain 3Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 673 让 They Asked You to Do Stand-Up, and You Went Viral Across the Internet? 让你说脱口秀，你直接爆火全网？ Happy Squid Liu楽鱿刘Urban761k WordsCompleted Jiang Chen transmigrates to a parallel world. His family's comedy club is about to go bankrupt. Just as he is debating whether to help his dad, the System awakens. As long as he makes the audience laugh, he earns rewards. An audience member asks, “Where's your dad?” Jiang Chen replies, “He drank the tea I made. Now he's gone.” An audience member asks, “I'm so poor, so how come I'm still this fat?” Jiang Chen replies, “You must've eaten your way into poverty!” “Do you have to pick an auspicio 1.3kReads8.1Score14314d adds
24. 674 山 The Rivers and Mountains Trilogy 山河故人三部曲 Bo L Tang波l棠Modern Romance96k WordsCompleted A small town in Jiangnan, Mudanjiang in the northeast, and the ancient city of Xi'an. Different places, the same vision. Beautiful China! Jiangnan's bridges and flowing streams, the northeast's ice and snow, Xi'an's lamb paomo. Beautiful mountains, beautiful rivers, and even more beautiful people. The scenery is written through its people, and the people are reflected in the scenery! 5Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 675 打 Building a Scenic Attraction, My NPCs Are from Ancient Times! 打造景区，我的NPC来自古代！ Braised Eggplant Casserole红烧茄子煲Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [The short drama adaptation is now available] Qin Yao had just arrived in a parallel world when he inherited a tourist attraction! But to his surprise, it was on the verge of bankruptcy. There weren’t any attractions to speak of, and he couldn’t even afford to hire NPCs. He was about to sell the place, since the land alone was worth a fortune. But Qin Yao never expected to bind himself to an NPC System! The System had only one function: it could bring people from the pages of history to work as 66.3kReads9.2Score6.1k14d adds

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    Summoning ancient people to work for you! A unique urban novel where the male protagonist develops a tourist attraction and works for people from various dynasties—it's incredibly entertaining!

26. 676 伤 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 Dong Jiuri东九日Urban717k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 81Reads8.7Score—14d adds

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    The first book, about a man abandoned by the world who hopes we can be loved by the world, I really couldn't hold back my tears!! He never coughed once while singing; he reserved all his tenderness for us.

27. 677 阴 A Ghostly Performance, a Sensation Among the Living 阴间演出，阳间爆火 Three Kingdoms Artist三国艺术家Urban127k WordsCompleted [Comedy]+ [Funeral Mourner] I inherited my mother's job as a professional funeral mourner. I thought the job was just about wailing at funerals to set the mood. Then a big client came to me and asked me to cry like I was in The Phantom of the Opera, preferably with a bit of a rap beat. I gritted my teeth and went for it. At the funeral, all the guests whipped out their phones to film me singing, “Phantom~ ah~~ dancing on my grave, yeah yeah~~” The next day, I became famous, in a way I'd never ex 4Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Funny is a bit creepy, accidentally stumbled upon it haha

28. 678 穿 Transmigrating to a Parallel World: I Play for Real 穿越平行世界，玩的就是真实 Xiao Xiao Loves Lychees小小爱吃荔枝Urban293k WordsCompleted (Livestreaming + Shenanigans + Comedy + Lighthearted + No System) Zhao Shuyang creates an account on the biggest livestreaming platform in this world. He keeps it real. He challenges a boxing coach, then gets knocked down after three punches and begs for... He tries an escape room challenge, but brings along a locksmith. Even the owner is stunned, and viewers can't believe he can get away with that. He pretends to be a school administrator and catches couples dating at the school gate, then give 20Reads—Score—14d adds

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    He's a master of witty banter, known as the "founding father" of online pranks. He went to a haunted house to perform pranks, but ended up with a girlfriend. He's good at gaming, telling jokes, and even does reverse marketing.

29. 679 让 I Asked You to Scavenge, and You Found a Nuclear Bomb? 让你捡破烂，你捡出来核弹？ Two Meals a Day一天饿两顿Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy 19.2kReads8.8Score2.1k14d adds

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    ❣️Funny story, hilarious to death [laughing], the male protagonist is Zhu Yuanzhang's nephew [crying], and Emperor Ma [admired] him and raised him [currently in the process of writing]. This demon king deceived Xiao Zhu, beat Mr. Zhu [crazy] four times, and even held [awkward laughter] Lao Zhu's father's tablet, and cried to his old man [laughing evilly] [shocked] to come and take away Lao Zhu. [Almost crying][what][laughing][face covering]

30. 680 让 I Sent You to Train, So Why Is the Whole World Trying to Capture You Alive? 让你去历练，怎么全球都要活捉你 God of War Dad战神奶爸Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Military + special forces + scheming + lighthearted comedy] Su Chen transmigrates to Blue Star and builds a fearsome super-unit from the ground up. “I refuse to accept this! That bastard Su Chen took a company of soldiers disguised as young women, pretended they were an entertainment troupe, and wiped us out. That wasn’t tactics, it was exploiting our feelings to pull a cheap trick!” “Do you know what I’ve been through these past two weeks? I couldn’t eat or sleep. I searched everywhere for tha 51.7kReads9.4Score5.1k14d adds

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    [Kiss][Kiss][Admiration][Admiration] Reborn into the Naruto world, becoming the son of the Second Hokage of Konoha? My name is Senju Dave? I can grow plants, really amazing ones! I'm classmates with Hiruzen and Danzo, and I helped Danzo become Hokage? Hiruzen became Root? "Uncle Madara! You're old! Let me carry you!" "Kid! Do you want to dance?"

31. 681 二 Second Master, Your Wife Has Calculated Someone's Doom Again! 二爷，夫人她又把人算死了！ Le Xingchun乐行春Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Su Qiao was born under the ill-fated star of Tiansha and sent up a mountain to train when she was three. At twenty, she came down the mountain with a cloth bundle on her back and knocked on the door of the man said to be the most untouchable in the Imperial City. “Second Master Shen, I calculated that you won't live past this year, but there's a way to break the curse!” Shen Xiujin furrowed his long brows. “Let's hear it.” Su Qiao looked utterly righteous. “Marry me!” But after the wedding, Shen 19.4kReads9.3Score2.6k14d adds

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    💙💙This book is hilarious just from the title! It really cracked me up. The opening is explosive and shocking. The story is fresh and vivid, high-energy throughout, making it impossible to stop reading.

32. 682 校 Every Campus Beauty Has a System, Yet I Still Get to Have My Cake and Eat It Too 校花们人手一个系统，我软饭硬吃 Thirteenth Master of the Chen Family陈家十三爷Urban859k WordsCompleted [Complete + subverts the usual tropes + feel-good romance + brand-new premise + campus beauty] The new book is now being serialized. Old fans are welcome to check it out! Chen Xin, a junior in college, suddenly gets the “Living Off Women While Calling the Shots System,” and from then on, his life takes a very different turn! Because his System can give beautiful women subsidiary systems! The aloof campus beauty instantly turns into a lovesick simp... 28.8kReads7.3Score2.5k14d adds

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    This one is interesting; the description explains everything.

33. 683 成 After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖 Watching the Rain at Midmonth月中赏雨Urban379k WordsOngoing A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be 1.5kReads—Score10314d adds

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    The witty and humorous kind

34. 684 爆 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance452k WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses 24.3kReads9.1Score2k14d adds

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    A hilarious time-travel story, featuring a master of witty comebacks and guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Mind-reading abilities plus a gossip-eating system will keep you laughing from beginning to end.

35. 685 全 The Age of Global Esports: I'm the Only Cheater 全球电竞时代，我是唯一作弊玩家 Not Yet Gone未灭Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Gaming metropolis + choose-your-own cheat + invincible + goofy and irreverent + shameless protagonist, worse than the villains + no goody-two-shoes] Cartridge worlds, runaway data, phantom gaming realms, esports players… Lin Tian transmigrates to a gaming metropolis where games have become the focus of competition across the globe. The universal currency is game cards, and status and power are determined by rank. Supernatural abilities, rare treasures, extraordinary pets and beasts, mercenaries 49.2kReads9.2Score4.4k14d adds

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    For the best laughs, check out this book.

36. 686 柯 Detective Conan: Forced to Save the Day, I Just Want to Fake My Death and Get Away 柯南：被迫拯救后只想赶快死遁 A Moon Rabbit一只月兔Anime Fanfiction554k WordsOngoing [No romance + everyone adores the protagonist + beautiful yet tragic + madman literature 3 + ambiguous factions] Chiyahara Nozomu was the most useless codename operative in the organization. He couldn’t lift a finger to carry anything or fight, and he was out of breath every other step. Even climbing a flight of stairs could kill him. He also wore a device to monitor his heartbeat, various tracking devices, and even a collar around his neck that dispensed sedatives. Everyone else in the organiza 1.4kReads9.2Score21014d adds

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    Guys, this is really good! The main character is always smiling and is treated like a little sun. It's a funny Conan story, and the rating is pretty good. I recommend you all check it out! [Explore]

37. 687 这 This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管，老子不干了 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit! 99.4kReads9.6Score11.3k14d adds

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    The kind of laugh-out-loud moment. [Laughing and crying emojis][laughing and crying emojis][laughing and crying emojis] "Then, let's work hard to earn money and buy a fan! I've used one at Aunt Zhou's supermarket, it was so comfortable!" Shen Muxuan said proudly. Hearing this, An Yi laughed dismissively: "What's so great about a fan? Girl, do you even know what an air conditioner is? I, An Yi, have used one at Shengda Supermarket!!" Shen Muxuan's eyes lit up: "You've actually used an air conditioner? That's amazing!" Looking at Shen Muxuan's sparkling eyes, An Yi sighed.

38. 688 晚 Dumped by My Wife in My Twilight Years, I Finally Get a System 晚年被老婆分手，系统终于来了 Pen Name, Whatever笔名随便咯Eastern Fantasy982k WordsCompleted [Multiple heroines + System + invincible background] After transmigrating to the Longxuan Continent more than 900 years ago, Diao Changju is nearing the end of his life. Then his childhood sweetheart, Liu Liyan, suddenly breaks up with him. Only after being dumped does the System finally arrive. From then on, he wins over women of great fortune and lives a carefree, easygoing life. 6.7kReads8.1Score76614d adds

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    💫This book is full of memorable quotes and has a very interesting title. The protagonist, Diao Changju, is not naturally gifted. His wife is the same age as him, and while she is in her prime, he is already an old man. After their last parting conversation, he awakens a system. From then on, his wife goes into seclusion to cultivate, while he trades with newly recruited disciples in the sect.

39. 689 母 Mother Empress, You Have a Wicked Consort! Your Filial Son Is Done Being Filial 母后奸妃，儿臣这孝心不要也罢 Braised Pork Rice Without Braised Pork卤肉饭不放卤肉Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [System + Transmigration + Invincible + Villain] After transmigrating to another world, Li Changshou discovers that his mother is the Imperial Noble Consort, whose power reaches across the court and lets her get away with anything! The Empress died suddenly ten years ago, and the Noble Consort has controlled the entire government ever since! In the eyes of outsiders, he is the Emperor's most favored Prince Shou! “Are you kidding me? The Noble Consort is a venomous beauty who strangled her own tw 364Reads7.7Score10914d adds

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    Most of the funny ones are non-toxic.

40. 690 惊 A Horror Game? I Can Beat It Using Only My Right Hand 惊悚游戏？我只用右手就能过 Old Ji老纪Mystery2.0M WordsCompleted When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back at you! So go ahead and look, just don't look for too long! Because... [Mystery] [Detective Fiction] [Supernatural] [Some parts may be hard for female readers to understand. Feel free to skip them or ask the male readers in the comments.] Mo Fei, who was born with alien hand syndrome, is dragged into a terrifying world. Who would have thought his unruly right hand would be skilled at all kinds of things? Cheating at cards, pickpocketing, slippin 20.3kReads8.6Score1.8k14d adds
41. 691 超 Superpowers: I Have a Replication Mirror 超能：我有一面复刻镜 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Gods Descend, Calamity Begins] When cultivators from the divine realm invade Earth, superpowers and modern weapons become humanity's last line of defense! Can Gou Chen and Adam, Earth's only two superpower academies, shoulder humanity's future? What kind of hidden strength does Huaxia, hailed as the Chosen Nation, possess? This is a feast for the Godslayers! A young man gains the power to replicate abilities. With a mortal body and the power of the world in his hands, he will ultimately slay th 116.4kReads9.6Score13.3k14d adds

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    I couldn't stop laughing

42. 692 我 I Just Awakened My System, and Her Dad Told Me to Get Lost? 我刚觉醒系统，她爸让我滚远点？ Jing Jiangyan憬江言Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Physical book deal secured, enjoy with confidence] [Ultimate power fantasy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Absurd comedy] [One heroine] [Ensemble cast] [Unhinged] Year 529 of the Cultivation Calendar. Yun Mochen wakes from a nap and unexpectedly awakens a System. [Absorb qi and blood to grow stronger!] But there's one big problem: his girlfriend of three months is the daughter of the Zhu Clan's Emperor, one of the five great cultivation clans. Even worse, her emperor father comes straight to his door 69.4kReads8.6Score5.5k14d adds

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    This author works with abstract concepts, and it's both exciting and hilarious.

43. 693 人 Tomb Raider: I Scrape the Ground Bare and Drive the Zongzi Crazy 人在盗墓：刮地三尺给粽子搞麻了 Adorable Little Zongzi可爱小粽子Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted [Tomb raiding + System + invincible hero + giant zombies + supernatural horror] Lin Yi transmigrates to the Ancient City of Jingjue and obtains the Tomb-Raiding Check-In System. Check in while exploring ancient tombs to earn generous rewards. Peerless martial art: Dragon-Elephant Prajnaparamita. Sixteen Yin-Yang Feng Shui Secrets. Qilin bloodline. Black-gold ancient saber! Maoshan Daoist arts! … Fatty: “Lin Yi is way too fierce!” Lao Hu: “Sigh, that guy has stolen my thunder again and again. (ಥ 956Reads8.7Score13814d adds
44. 694 直 Livestream Check-In: Innate Abstract Saint Physique! 直播打卡：先天抽象圣体！ Top Lane Teemo提莫上单Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming, comedy, absurdity, multiple women, female streamers, actresses, and a landlady!] Li Yunfeng received a livestream check-in System after stepping in to help someone in danger. From the start, he was blessed with a naturally absurd disposition. From then on, his livestreams were full of bizarre antics. While livestreaming from the hospital after getting hurt helping someone, he met an old man whose testicles had been removed. “I mean, they're not useful anyway. If you want them, yo 13.4kReads8.4Score80314d adds

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    📚 [Hilarious and Stress-Relieving Book List | Must-Read Treasure Trove for Laying Down!]🛏️ Having trouble sleeping at night? Open these "human elixir of happiness" novels, and you'll laugh until dawn! 😆

45. 695 呸 Bah! I'm the Villain, Why Should I Have Any Decency? 呸！当反派，要什么素质啊！ Wingless Bird折翼的鸟Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Absurd Villain × Rebellious Brothers] [Digging holes, taking everything seriously, putting all challengers in their place, humiliating scumbags, cracking jokes, born shameless, and an unhinged schemer!] Jiang Chen gets sent flying by a truck and transmigrates into a book as a miserable rich second-generation villain. He chases the goddess of his dreams for three years without even holding her hand, then blows his money until he dies, only to become a Dragon King's prison mate and die in agony w 15.1kReads8.0Score1.3k14d adds

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    001 My first book as a narrator. Being the boss is really awesome! Rating 9.6, 1 Million online readers. 002 My second book is truly full of serious wounds; I'll even kill ghosts and gods for you. 150,000 Online readers.

46. 696 规 Rule Horror: You Want Me, Zhang San, to Follow the Rules? 规则怪谈：要求我张三遵守规则？ The Luo in Luo Xiu罗修的罗Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted [Horror + eerie + hilarious + satisfying + national fortune = a serious novel] The Supreme Rules descend, selecting multiple people at random from each country to become Ascenders and take part in the Ascension Exam! Those who perform well earn high scores and even extra rewards. They can improve their own abilities and bring unexpected ascension to their country. But fail the exam, and death may be waiting for you, along with endless torment. Even your country may be beset by supernatural event 6.8kReads9.0Score82114d adds
47. 697 封 Investiture of the Gods: Tongtian and King Zhou Bring the Three Realms to Their Knees 封神：通天纣王，三界跪了 Lighting a Cigarette by Hand, Smoking Loneliness in My Heart手点香烟心抽寂寞Eastern Fantasy298k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as King Zhou of Shang, he gets the Sect Master Tongtian template from the start! When faced with Nuwa's decree of punishment, King Zhou tears it up on the spot. “You think you have the right to order me around?” When the immortals of the Chan Sect provoke him, he opens the Immortal Slaying Formation and beats them until their souls are scattered! Jiang Ziya? No more than a dog of the Chan Sect. With one stomp, he shatters the Investiture of the Gods, reducing you to ashes! Yuanshi 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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    These are four great books, three of which I wrote myself. I've been preparing for them for almost two years; I took a lot of effort into them.

48. 698 不 I Curse People Out Whenever I’m Upset. With a System, I’ve Got Nothing to Fear 不爽就开骂，我有系统不用怕 Two Cats in a Tree树上两只猫Urban216k WordsOngoing [Transmigration + funny everyday life + smooth-talking + face-slapping + cursing out anyone who gets on your nerves + a law-abiding good citizen...] Qin Chuan was sent flying by a dump truck and unexpectedly transmigrated to a parallel world. He also bound the [Everything Upgrade System]. Get insulted and gain 1 Upgrade Point. Get thanked and gain 2 Upgrade Points. From the start, he upgraded a dog bowl into an 800-year-old antique and made a fortune of eighty million! Then he pioneered the busi —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    After reading the first three chapters, I came back to thank you! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

49. 699 综 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多，我靠沙雕做大哥 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.8kReads9.5Score2.4k14d adds

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    The female lead is incredibly eloquent; I've drawn out every single line from each chapter to memorize, so her comebacks will be hilarious.

50. 700 我 I’m Really Not Blind 我真的不是瞎子 Two Cats in a Tree树上两只猫Mystery412k WordsCompleted As the old saying goes: Dogs can see things people can't. I'm not a dog, but I can see things normal people can't. 344Reads8.5Score6914d adds

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