Hilarious Stories That’ll Have You Laughing Yourself Silly in Bed 巨搞笑文，从床上笑成沙雕

1. 1351 你 You're Just a Secretary, So How Are You Advancing Faster Than Your Boss? 你一个秘书，比领导进步还快？ Win Against Heaven胜天一局Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [A power-packed political drama, featured on the bookstore’s overall reading rankings three times] Lin Yi, a senior aide to a powerful leader, is targeted by his enemies and betrayed by his girlfriend. He strikes back hard, exposes a shocking conspiracy, and uses his foresight to make a spectacular comeback! 36.9kReads9.0Score3.9kShelves
2. 1352 七 The 1970s Matchmaker Who Talks the Young Master from the Capital into Becoming a Live-In Son-in-Law 七零小媒婆，忽悠京少当赘婿 Only Envy the Immortal Lord只羡仙君Modern Romance1.0M WordsOngoing Many years later, some friends sat together chatting. "Have you noticed that every village used to have a fool or a madman?" "Yeah, yeah! That madman would even go around hitting people!" Dou Xiaochan: Hehe, I'm the fool and madwoman you were talking about... Shen Moci: I'm the one who was tricked into going home as a live-in son-in-law by the fool and madwoman you were talking about... "What?!" Everyone's eyes nearly popped out of their heads. Shen Moci: To be honest, I was really scared at the 25.5kReads8.8Score3kShelves

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   It's hilarious, take a look.

3. 1353 我 I Have the Numbers on My Side in the Late Ming Dynasty 我在明末人多势众 An Ocean of Words文字的海洋Historical480k WordsOngoing Modern young man Zhao Feng is struck by lightning while playing an empire-building game and transmigrates into the body of a landlord’s son in late Ming Shanxi, whose family has been destroyed. Faced with natural disasters, human calamities, and bandits running rampant, he unexpectedly binds himself to the game’s “Empire System.” It lets him summon peasants, train soldiers, and build facilities, setting him on a journey to survive against all odds. From the start, he has only a dilapidated old h 1Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 1354 纸 Tales of a Paper Effigy Maker 纸人扎匠诡事录 Black Armor Warrior黑甲武士7k WordsCompleted Tales of the Paper Effigy Artisan's Strange Cases 5.7kReads—Score151Shelves

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   It's so good! It's incredibly addictive... I just can't stop watching...

5. 1355 大 Great Qin: From the Start, I Use the Seven-Star Lamp to Grant the First Emperor Eternal Life! 大秦：开局以七星灯为始皇长生！ West Lake Water Carrier西湖打水人Male-Channel Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted A down-and-out Daoist cultivator from a later age transmigrates to the Qin Dynasty. From the start, he is mistaken for a wandering charlatan and tasked with helping the First Emperor attain immortality. He assumes he is destined to be one of the hundreds of alchemists buried alive. Who could have known that the Daoist arts of later generations would flourish in this world? All the arts he had once learned but never been able to use now shine in his hands with their former brilliance! He uses the 8.3kReads7.9Score5kShelves
6. 1356 认 After Reuniting with Our Families, Everyone’s Plans Go Haywire 认亲后，大家的画风一起跑偏了 Midnight Murder Ball午夜凶球Modern Romance386k WordsCompleted Whenever the young Li Guanlan saw all the family scandals and chaos in the news online, she would thank Heaven that she was born into a loving, well-off family with parents who adored her. Then one day, a bolt from the blue struck: she had been switched at birth seventeen years ago! You’ve got to be kidding! What kind of family was she being sent to? Wealthy! Complicated! Emotionally distant! Her biological mother was as indifferent as a chrysanthemum and bad at expressing herself. Time to start 48.7kReads9.5Score5.7kShelves

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   Both of these books are hilarious; I couldn't stop laughing, especially the first one.

7. 1357 用 How Did I Become Invincible by Cultivating Through Word Games? 用文字游戏修仙的我怎么无敌了？ Moonlight Old Rascal明月老贼Eastern Fantasy554k WordsCompleted [Immortality + passion + memes + cultivation + text-based game + one female lead = ???] Chu Bai transmigrated to a world of cultivation and unexpectedly obtained a Heavenly Dao mirror. Strange text-based games appeared on its surface: “Chug this bottle of pills. It’s all chemicals and nasty stuff! Your cultivation realm will plummet!” “You accidentally ate a premium Qi Refining Pill. Your Qi Refining limit has increased by 1,000 levels!” “You cultivated diligently for one year. Qi Refining level 2.3kReads8.9Score200Shelves
8. 1358 重 What's Wrong with a Reborn Fake Young Master Who Only Wants to Make Money? 重生假少爷只想搞钱有什么错！ Where the Green Smoke Drifts青烟往Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [No regret-and-reconciliation arc + partial entertainment-industry variety show + daily life + one female lead] Chen Huan, who had run away from home and spent seven years as a wildlife rescue worker, was reborn. He was reborn to the moment when the true and fake young masters' story had just come to light, while he was on a blind date at a café. Chen Huan: “Sis, I don't want to work hard anymore either.” - Fans of the real young master raised their keyboards: “Charge! For our brother!” Th 19.4kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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   It's hilarious and full of witty remarks.

9. 1359 假 The Fake Heiress Kicked Away the Wheelchair, and Her Disabled Husband Learned His Lesson 假千金踹翻轮椅，残疾老公学乖了 Sweet Bunny Milk Candy甜兔奶糖Modern Romance387k WordsOngoing [Mutual devotion · Absurd comedy · Bickering couple · Healing, sweet romance · Face-slapping satisfaction] Yun Zhenxi transmigrated from the apocalypse into a domineering-CEO novel, becoming the fake heiress who took the real heiress’s place in an arranged marriage. The good news: She was alive again. The bad news: The countdown to her death had begun. Her husband, Pei Du, was left with disabled legs after a car accident and spent every day figuring out how to end his life. If he died, his broth 14.4kReads—Score3kShelves

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   Book 1️⃣: A post-apocalyptic transmigration novel. The female lead spits out words one by one, treating the male lead like a toy until he's utterly hopeless. It's hilarious, but definitely don't read it while drinking water. Book 2️⃣: The female lead becomes mentally ill while studying medicine in modern times. She'll fight rather than talk, and the original male and female leads' strengths are nothing compared to hers. She'll kill you at the drop of a hat. It cracked me up. Highly recommended, just read it!

10. 1360 我 I Was Born in the Republic of China 我出生在民国 Spring Breeze and Drizzle Across the Northern Frontier清风烟雨漫塞北Urban552k WordsCompleted I’m a transmigrator born into a fairly well-off family in the Republic of China era, and I have a golden finger. Thanks to what I learned in my previous life, I showed unusual intelligence from a very young age. On top of that, this body has the talent of perfect recall. After I was born, I unlocked my golden finger. It lets me receive supplies through a sign-in system and provides storage space. It also gives me knowledge and experience to help me grow in whatever direction I choose to work tow 84Reads6.4Score—Shelves
11. 1361 男 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂 Jiang Xunjiu江寻九9k WordsCompleted My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's so funny, hahaha!

12. 1362 水 Thirty Meters Underwater, a Bride-Clad Corpse Opened Her Eyes 水下30米，一具女尸穿着嫁衣，睁开了眼 Black Armor Warrior黑甲武士6k WordsCompleted Thirty meters underwater, a female corpse in a wedding dress opens her eyes. 3.6kReads—Score—Shelves
13. 1363 弃EN Surviving on a Forsaken Star: Combine Identical Junk into Brand-New Gear 弃星生存：相同垃圾合成全新装备 Wang Zilü王自律Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.1M WordsCompleted After the Second Era, Earth became the largest technological junkyard in the Milky Way. A scavenger's cloak billows in the wind as Cheng Qi stands atop a mountain of trash. [Similar technological object detected] [Beginning synthesis] [Damaged Nanny Bot], [Safety-Guard Nanny Bot], [Environment-Adaptive Nanny Bot]! [Mechanical Exploration Shoes], [Mechanical Exploration Leggings], [Jet-Powered Turbine Boots]! [Surgical Assistant Gloves], [Intelligent Assistant Gloves], [Gravity-Field Adjustment G 291.6kReads9.1Score43.7kShelves

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    Seeing that no one was saying a word, the day flew by.

14. 1364 重 Reborn in 1878: Counterfeiting Money in Chinatown 重生1878：在唐人街做假钞 Meat Lover No. 1爱吃肉1号Historical2.3M WordsCompleted Also known as “Damn, Counterfeit Bills Aren't Money?! System, I'm Reporting You for Discrimination!” “Who Dares Say My Bills Are Fake?” [Reborn + Counterfeit Money + System + Multiple Heroines + Ruthless and Decisive + Chinatown + Alternate History + Survival + Frequent Updates] Counterfeiter Chen Xiao dies in a gang shootout and wakes up in 1878. He activates the “Underworld Tycoon System.” Every time he spends money, he gets a chance to win a prize. Skill points, guns, blueprints, household go 3.4kReads7.1Score314Shelves
15. 1365 楼 Moonlight Shines on the Pavilion 楼台月明 Gentle Scholar温柔文人Modern Romance474k WordsCompleted [Print edition signed] Jiang Yunxin had a close friend she'd grown up with. When they were eleven, an unexpected visitor came to her friend's house: her cousin, Leng Yizhi. Her friend said that even at such a young age, her cousin seemed detached from everything. He never showed happiness or sadness and hardly spoke at all. So her aunt announced that she'd pay him one yuan for every word he said. And so... “Cousin, what's your name?” “Cousin, what grade are you in?” “Cou...” After being bombarde 155.1kReads9.5Score31kShelves
16. 1366 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: Scott Wants to Become an Aeon Too 崩铁：斯科特也相当星神 Swiftwind Kirito疾风桐人Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [The low readership is because the platform gave it little exposure. Now fully complete. Entirely hand-written, no AI, and absolutely no padding!] [Honkai: Star Rail + Honkai Impact 3rd + Genshin Impact + System + comedy + transmigration + fun-loving protagonist + Scott] Ladies and gentlemen! The man standing at the forefront of the cosmos, fighting the Destruction Legion led by Iron Curtain, is...! The great Emperor of Jarilo-VI The newest member of the Genius Society The goblins’ farm owner Th 1.4kReads8.4Score152Shelves

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    You can tell if it's funny just by looking at the name.

17. 1367 精 The Princess Consort with a Weapons Cache, and the Prince Is Absolutely Smitten 精神病王妃有武器库，王爷他超爱 One Backhanded Slipper反手就是一拖鞋Ancient Romance314k WordsCompleted A satisfying complete story + devoted couple + System + personal space + arsenal + complementary healing A mentally ill princess consort vs. an autistic prince After genius physician Lin Wan developed a mental illness, she transmigrated into a book! The good news: She became the real daughter of the Prime Minister's household, who had been mistakenly switched at birth. The bad news: Her family favored the fake daughter, and only brought her back to use her heart's blood to save their eldest le 21kReads8.0Score4kShelves
18. 1368 我 I’m Going Wild in the Update-Halt Management Bureau 我在断更管理局癫翻全世界 Muzi Mingming木子冥冥Modern Romance177k WordsOngoing [Comedic Infinite-Flow + Unhinged Power Fantasy + Absurd Humor + Slow-Burn, Sweet 1v1 Romance] [Fill-In-the-Blanks Agent Who Goes Wild vs. Cross-Dimensional Sucker of a CEO] Jiang Mian transmigrates into an abruptly discontinued novel. The moment she opens her eyes, her own mother has her strapped to an operating table, ready to harvest her kidneys. The System pops up with an announcement: "Welcome to the Abruptly Discontinued Novel Management Bureau!" Job description: Become the heroine of an u 335Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Just a quick shout-out to readers who enjoy silly and humorous stories! Add this to your bookshelf and keep reading! The female protagonist wakes up to find herself transported to the 2.5-Dimensional Bureau of Hidden Updates. She starts working there to fill in the gaps in the story. No matter what the original story was about, her way of filling in the gaps is always: going crazy. [Shy][shy][shy]

19. 1369 我 Trading for Weapons in the Late Qing: From Bandit to King of the Northeast 我在清末兑军火，从马匪到东北王 Five Tigers of Tianjin津门五虎Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Northeast China in the late Qing] [Rising from banditry] [Trading for weapons] [Brazen and overbearing] [Sweeping across the Northeast] [Swift steeds and fierce guns] (This is an alternate-history story. It is not based on real history or real events!) Du Zhendong was reborn in the late Qing Dynasty and headed to Northeast China to seek his fortune! At the time, the Three Eastern Provinces were swarming with bandit gangs. The Qing army had lost its power to intimidate. With a weapons-trading Sy 1.6kReads8.1Score188Shelves
20. 1370 三 Delta Force: Urulu, Born to Block the Bridge 三角洲之堵桥初生乌鲁鲁 Shabi Niaoshou Shou莎比鸟兽兽Anime Fanfiction335k WordsCompleted [Delta Force] [Comedy] [Absurdity, no harem] [Single heroine] [Meme references] [Episodic] [Uluru] [Mai Xiaowen] [Mouse] [Red Wolf] [Possession] [Bai Yi] [Undercover] [Aggressive assault] [Shield and breaching] [Nameless] That day, the little mice remembered the terror of being ruled by Uluru, and the humiliation of being held captive beneath the bridge. No Delta Force operator would ever forget Uluru, just as Uluru would never forget his parents, far away in the heavens. 1.6kReads8.8Score150Shelves
21. 1371 我EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score183.1kShelves

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    A good book

22. 1372 团 The Jiang Family's Beloved Little Daughter Can Work Immortal Magic 团宠之蒋家小女会仙法 March in Fragrant Bloom三月含芳菲Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Space + Cultivation + Farming + Beloved by the whole family + Medicine Big news! Big news! The people of Qingzhou spread the word far and wide. The Jiang clan of Xijindu, where no girl had been born in two hundred years, had welcomed a baby girl. They say the little girl was born blessed with tremendous good fortune. On the day she was born, rain fell from the heavens upon the land, which had suffered a prolonged drought. A few days after her birth, the family elders went hunting in the mountain 58.6kReads9.5Score5.3kShelves

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    It used to be rated 9.9. This book shocked me. It was absolutely amazing, a true masterpiece of comedy. [Facepalm] I can't read it secretly while sleeping, I'm afraid you'll end up like me, bursting from holding it in. The jokes are so good, I could reread them countless times and they still feel fresh. I love it so much!!

23. 1373 玄 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ Qing Yi Loves Shark Carving倾译爱吃鲨雕Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    They're all absolutely godlike, okay? Unbelievable! [Facepalm][Original work fan][Facepalm][Original work fan]

24. 1374 玄 The Mystical Master Plays by Her Own Rules, Bringing Both the Living and the Dead to Tears 玄学大佬路子野，虐哭阴阳两界 Little Ruan阮妹妹Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + Comedy + Power Couple + Livestream + Sweet Romance] A beautiful, unconventional, carefree powerhouse × a sweet, quiet, lawless cutie Shang Qiuzhi has no birth chart, and her fate is unknown. Abandoned by her birth parents at birth, she was taken in and raised by a woman who guides spirits of the dead. She has a peculiar constitution. No matter how many scriptures or Taoist arts she learns, she can't put them into practice. With no other choice, Shang Qiuzhi gives up and takes life 7kReads9.3Score930Shelves
25. 1375 成 After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖 Watching the Rain at Midmonth月中赏雨Urban373k WordsOngoing A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be 1.8kReads—Score103Shelves

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    Hilarious! A lighthearted story that doesn't rely on tropes.

26. 1376 我 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Urban648k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 600Reads—Score102Shelves

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    A hilarious comedy set in Northeast China

27. 1377 我 I Was Just Driving, So Why Are the Viewers Laughing Their Heads Off? 我就开个车，观众们笑抽了？ Golden Hippo金色河马Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Zhang Yang wakes up to discover he’s participating in a reality show called All-Round Superstar, and his first job is as a rideshare driver. Female passenger: “Driver, how far can your car go on one liter of gas?” Zhang Yang: “When I get mad, I don’t go anywhere.” Female passenger: “My first-kiss boyfriend is still looking for me. Do you think I’m just too charming?” Zhang Yang: “Your first kiss? He’s still looking for you? Did you swallow his dentures?” Female passenger: “Driver, whenever I bre 46.3kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves

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    [Add one to your bookshelf][Add one to your bookshelf][Add one to your bookshelf] Highly recommended! The protagonist transmigrates and immediately participates in a nationwide professional reality show. The system gives him incredibly powerful skills. His profession is driving for Didi (a ride-hailing service), filled with jokes, outrageous antics, and hilarious moments—it'll keep you laughing all day!

28. 1378 糟 Oh No! The Campus Beauty Found the Secret on My Phone 糟糕！被校花发现手机里的秘密 Coffee-Soaked Instant Noodles咖啡泡面Urban790k WordsOngoing [Not reborn] [No System] [School life] [Everyday life] Lin Qiuyue: Teacher, Jiang Yu cheated! Jiang Yu: Teacher, Lin Qiuyue farted! Lin Qiuyue: Jiang Yu, my parents aren't home, and I'm a little scared by myself. Can I stay at your place tonight? 9kReads9.0Score565Shelves

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    Laughing to death

29. 1379 历 A History Stand-Up Show: From the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to Puyi 历史脱口秀：从三皇五帝到溥仪 The Strange Tales Archive怪谈档案馆Historical1.4M WordsOngoing This wildly entertaining historical talk-show collection will have you laughing as you etch facts into your DNA! [Three irresistible highlights] ■ An all-star cast: From the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to Puyi's abdication, more than 300 historical and legendary figures join in the fun. ■ Immersive gossip: Relive history's iconic moments through trending-topic posts, bullet comments, and social media updates. ■ No-holds-barred roasts: Rate the job performance of Qin Shi Huang and Emperor 167Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    Here comes the hilarious part! [Flying kiss] A novel and unique PPT-style writing style ✌︎˶╹ꇴ╹˶✌︎ Every chapter is different, every chapter is hilarious, with a strong aftertaste, highly addictive, and completely unstoppable historical imagination! Absolutely amazing! You'll be hooked at first glance.

30. 1380 灌 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 921Reads8.1Score—Shelves
31. 1381 长 Changhong Funeral Services, One-Stop from Start to Finish 长虹殡葬一条龙 The Unrivaled Killer不可一世的杀手Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Zhang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he comes across a martial arts influencer who makes a spectacle of challenging fighting gyms. The influencer stands arrogantly outside a gym, boasting that he’ll go in and knock out the owner’s front teeth. Just then, the Funeral System activates. “After 16 malicious publicity stunts challenging gyms, the chance of getting beaten to a pulp next time is 100%! The cha 15kReads8.6Score1.5kShelves

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    🌿🌿A super hilarious story! Hahaha, the protagonist transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. He's also bound to a system, becoming a small-time streamer. Whoever he follows disappears the next day; one follow terrifies the entire internet.

32. 1382 笑 You Mock Huaxia for Having No Gods? From the Start, I Awakened Billions of Deities 笑我华夏无神？我开局觉醒亿万神 Open the Door, Here's Some Warmth开门送温暖Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Spiritual qi revival sweeps the world, and the Mythic Arena appears. Gods from every nation arrive one after another: Japan awakens Amaterasu, the American federation summons Odin, and Greece calls forth Zeus… Only China has lost its mythological heritage, leaving it in grave danger! Then I transmigrate here by chance and discover, to my amazement, that I possess the complete system of Chinese mythology! “A mere Great Xia dares to compete with us in the number of gods?” “Hey… wait! Look at what 2.3kReads8.6Score411Shelves
33. 1383 坟 I Set a Stool by the Grave and Overheard the Wrong Gossip, Then Slapped Him Across the Face 坟前摆凳吃错瓜，反手给他一嘴巴 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [No Romance + Metaphysics + Supernatural + Satisfying Revenge + Lighthearted + Playing the Fool to Catch the Enemy Off Guard] Jiang Nanshu, the only child at Changqing Temple, went down the mountain to earn a living after the college entrance exams. Penniless, she discovered that a funeral home was hiring night watchmen for 800 yuan a night. The only requirement was an exceptionally strong birth chart. Jiang Nanshu eagerly raised her hand. “Me, me, me!” Even if a corpse rose in the middle of 20.7kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves

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    🍅🍅🍅This book, this book, the emperor's inner journey made me laugh so hard. The tyrant appears aloof, but his inner thoughts are incredibly complex. The tyrant's second personality is super cute; he's a little emperor who complains of being hungry to the female lead and even spits out gold coins for her.

34. 1384 青 A Childhood Friend's Kiss on the Corner of My Lips 青梅吻唇角 Elk Seventeen麋鹿十七Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Boyish, dependable He Jue × bright, “tearful” Wen Mi] [Both virgins ➕ college campus ➕ childhood friends and secret crushes ➕ childhood friend beats the new guy ➕ groveling for your wife ➕ sweet and flirty] Wen Mi got into Jiang Yanchen’s university for his sake. From then on, she wore white dresses and kept her long, straight black hair, all so she could become his pure and innocent girlfriend. Four years of loving him earned her one sentence: “Wen Mi? I find her pretty annoying.” Heartbroken, 26.7kReads8.5Score2.5kShelves

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    💞Wen Mi, to get into Jiang Yanchen's university, wore snow-white dresses and kept her long, straight black hair, all to become his pure and innocent girlfriend. Four years of love earned her only the words, "Wen Mi? I find her quite annoying." Heartbroken, she finally woke up. That night, a serious car accident occurred outside the bar. Wen Mi never expected to meet He Jue again under such circumstances. Her white dress was stained with his blood; he had been run over by the driver's car while pleading for her. He Jue, her childhood sweetheart, a year older than her in ten years, was also known as a prodigy, a haughty and aloof young master. She sobbed uncontrollably, tears streaming down her face, her gaze meeting Jiang Yanchen's through the crowd. He had a cigarette between his teeth, the rising smoke unable to conceal the coldness in his eyes. With his last bit of strength, He Jue reached out and covered Wen Mi's eyes, his voice so soft it was almost inaudible in the wind, "Mimi, don't look at him, have pity on me." When Wen Mi opened her eyes again, she found herself back in her sophomore year of college. Upon seeing He Jue, she cried until she finished a whole pack of tissues. She sobbed, "He Jue, look at my leg."

35. 1385 怎 How Could Anyone Resist Her? 怎敌她动人 Biyou彼呦Modern Romance551k WordsCompleted [Physical book goes on sale September 19 at 7:30 p.m.] [Reborn in school + healing + secret crush from the male lead + both leads have no past relationships, happy ending] Bright, charming sweetheart x obsessive, restrained man * In the eyes of outsiders, Xu Jiqing was refined and aloof, a dazzling new elite from a wealthy family and a self-made miracle who had risen from poverty. Su Xia was unbelievably lucky to marry him at her most desperate. Only Su Xia knew that Xu Jiqing was a madman. She 201.7kReads9.5Score30kShelves
36. 1386 暴 The Tyrant Breaks Down as the Little Palace Maid Kills Herself at the Drop of a Hat 暴君崩溃，小宫女一言不合就自鲨 Tani Ayako多谷彩子Ancient Romance364k WordsCompleted Hao Xiangsi is beaten to death as soon as she transmigrates into a book. The heroine tries to make her take the blame, so she goes berserk and stabs the heroine to death. The heroine comes back to life, and she stabs her again. In the end, the heroine's halo is stabbed away, and the tyrant banishes her to the Cold Palace. Shi Jingyan: I really want to kill this palace maid. I've watched her kill one of my consorts nearly twenty times, and I can't stop her. And whenever that consort dies, the en 2.4kReads9.1Score378Shelves

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    Shi Jingyan: I really wanted to kill this palace maid. I watched helplessly as she killed my concubines almost twenty times, and I couldn't stop her. And when that concubine died, the whole world seemed to disappear. So, I tried again, killing the little palace maid first, but I still died. I planned to torture her, but she just died right in front of me. Fine, fine, I died along with her. I kept her by my side to observe her. Who would have thought this little palace maid was a madwoman? She'd commit suicide at the slightest provocation, and the world would collapse with her. It was like a game to her; didn't she feel pain? I was in unbearable pain, and I couldn't even kill her. I had to try every possible way to save her life, but I always failed. Even more absurd is this madwoman… she… she… she even lusts after my body, and she slaps me all the time! What did she do to deserve this?!

37. 1387 惊 What?! I Transmigrated as the Villainess Who Pretends to Be the Little Marquis’s Wife 惊！穿成假冒小侯爷妻的恶毒女配 Yang Da杨大Ancient Romance198k WordsOngoing [Anti-Trope System + Forceful Romances + Everyone Falls for Her] After getting shot and landing in the Great Zhao Dynasty, An Jiuli finds herself in the body of a three-hundred-jin orphan girl. She figures surviving the experience is already a win. Then the original owner's memories come flooding in... Good grief, she didn't just kidnap an unparalleled beauty, she also... forced herself on him!? Will the beauty come back and dismember her once he escapes? Run! Run all night! Just then, the Syste 21Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's incredibly good, the male lead is so tragic!

38. 1388 丹EN The Supreme Sage of Alchemy 丹道第一圣 Third Brother of Shituo Ridge狮驼岭老三Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted As a max-level alchemist, is it really that unreasonable to eat pills for every meal? And learning martial arts to become invincible for self-defense makes perfect sense, right? The year's breakout hit [No System, genius protagonist, invincible lead, ensemble cast] 187.5kReads9.3Score22.3kShelves

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    The first book is genuinely hilarious, while the second book is less funny but is still a rare gem; once you start reading, you can't stop.

39. 1389 末 Apocalypse Carnival: I'm an Idiot, and Proud of It? 末日狂欢：我是萨比我骄傲了？ A Sword's Courage, a Zither's Heart, and Books for Bones剑胆琴心书为骨Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + comedic antics + brainless fun + spiritual elevation] A tale of umbrella people and umbrella affairs amid an apocalyptic crisis. The years 1999 and 2012 were two major turning points for human civilization. Alien invasions, a global apocalypse, and the coming Ice Age all point to a cosmic crisis that has already arrived. Stockpiling supplies? Building a shelter? Utterly pointless. In the apocalypse, only idiots can last forever. Apocalyptic revelry. Am I proud to be an idiot? 16Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is an absolute masterpiece! All the most outrageous books in history are here. Reading them will absolutely shatter your worldview! [Please follow][Please follow][Please follow]

40. 1390 昨 Yesterday’s Ark: You Evolve, I’ll Eat Shit 昨日方舟：你们进化，我次翔 A Sword's Courage, a Zither's Heart, and Books for Bones剑胆琴心书为骨Urban22k WordsCompleted [Rebirth + Devolution + No-Brains + Invincible - Intelligence] Dr. Kini Teme has developed a special "drug," but no one dares to take it. After losing the woman he loved and spending all his money, Long Tianxiang has the good fortune to become the "first person to try it" on an afternoon when his mind is falling apart. Time flows backward, and species devolve. Reborn in the primordial age, can he use an edible brown fungus to rewrite the origins of the universe? 17Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 1391 农 Fierce Wife of a Farmer’s Household: A Frail Husband Who Spoils His Wife Endlessly 农门悍妇，病弱相公宠妻无度 Full Belly, Ready to Write吃饱饱好码字Ancient Romance320k WordsCompleted Li Miaomiao transmigrates into the body of a woman who was abandoned by her groom, went mad and married Xiao Xian, who had come to attend the wedding feast, then demanded the next day to go back and become the groom’s concubine. She fell into a river and died. The guests all laugh at the useless cripple, who has nothing but a handsome face and lives in abject poverty, unable even to keep the jilted bride. Everyone expects her to wake up and torment Xiao Xian. Instead, she picks up a toolbox and 17.2kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves

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    **A Collection of Tweets: Laugh Your Head Off! Super Sweet Daily Life of a Silly Heroine vs. An Arrogant Male Lead** 1. **"Abandoned on Her Wedding Day, Married to a Crippled Husband"** Transmigrated and jilted? She ends up marrying a handsome, strong, and tragically disabled cripple, only to be caught by him in the middle of the night, who swiftly grabs her and pulls her over the wall: "My lady, aren't my legs beautiful?" 2. **"The Tyrant is Jealous Every Day, and the Empress Has to Be Coaxed Every Night!"** **** **The Tyrant:** On the surface, he's beheading people, but secretly he's writing in his "Favorite Concubine's Diary": "Today the Empress praised the eunuch's clothes, and has ordered the entire palace to wear burlap sacks." 3. ****** **The Regent Can Read Minds, and He Keeps Pinching My Snake Tail** Transmigrated into a snake demon and having her mind read, the cold-faced Regent's ears turn red: "If you praise me in your mind again... Don't cry when you pinch my tail bald!" 4. ****** **The High-Ranking Husband is Arrogant and Domineering, I Have to Coax Him** The Grand Secretary is sharp-tongued in court, but when he gets home, he reaches out for a hug: "This official has a headache, unless my wife kisses me, it won't be better." **** **High-Flying Husband:** - All the male leads are tsundere, and their self-conquest progress is 100% - The female lead is forced to become a "beast tamer," and her antics are frequent. **** **Warning:**** Not suitable for bedtime viewing; laughing so hard your bed shakes might get you complaints from the neighbors!

42. 1392 危 Crisis Communications 危机通讯 A Sword's Courage, a Zither's Heart, and Books for Bones剑胆琴心书为骨100k WordsCompleted [Live classified record of observations by the "X Association," re-encrypted and backed up by ■■, concerning the construction of the Second Universe and the survival of human civilization] "Our world is no longer safe. Since the year ■■■■, Earth's timeline has not been limited to a single one." "That's right. The other two timelines didn't originally belong to us, but to ■■." "Humanity's communications network has been completely exposed, and that includes this conversation." "■■ monitoring sign 2Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 1393 北 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Northern School 北派盗墓笔记 Yun Feng云峰Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing [Published in print and available online] [The Beipai Notes horizontal-screen drama is now streaming] [Tomb Raiding + Mystery + Antiques] I'm a poor kid from a mountain village in Northeast China. In the early twenty-first century, hoping to make something of myself, I joined a northern tomb-raiding crew. From south to north, I've seen every side of the underworld and crossed paths with people from all walks of life. Over the years, I went from a young man to a middle-aged one. My drinking got b 956.6kReads9.6Score123.1kShelves

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    [High-Energy Book Recommendation] A laugh-out-loud, unconventional, and exhilarating novel! 🔥 Core Setting: - A high-martial arts world + superpower trope, the protagonist is bound to a "Demon System" but operates in reverse - No hiding! He directly reveals his abilities, joins the nation, and initiates a nationwide demon cultivation plan - Hilarious Scenes: Square dancers release demonic energy with a flick of their sleeves, elementary school students practice evil arts during recess, and the alleyways are filled with reports of demonic energy levels reminiscent of snail rice noodles 🌶️ Exhilarating Highlights: ✅ Silly Actions: The system earnestly advises "low-key development," but the protagonist counters by handing the official "Demon Cultivation Plan" ✅ Nationwide Antics: Neighborhood committee aunties go door-to-door explaining "Demon Energy Purification Guidelines," and the abbot of Shaolin Temple switches to practicing the "Diamond Sutra" overnight ✅ Unconventional Plot: While other countries are still researching superpower awakening, China has already achieved "demon energy freedom," causing a reporter from a neighboring island nation to be shocked during a live broadcast: "Why do your delivery guys fly low to deliver pizzas?!" One-sentence summary: When cultivating demonic arts transforms from a "heretical path" into a "national KPI," watch how the protagonist leads all of China to turn "demonic arts" into the hottest trend of the year—after all, who can resist the joy of absorbing demonic energy while sipping milk tea and bombarding their blind date with hilarious memes? 🤣 (PS: The author has hidden tons of Easter eggs, such as Laozi teaching alchemy on Douyin and Yama launching "Demon Cultivation Insurance in the Mortal Realm," warning: you'll laugh until you're breathless!)

44. 1394 恶 The Wicked Cannon Fodder Is So Beautiful, the Tycoon Can’t Stop Trying to Kiss Her 恶毒炮灰太貌美，大佬总想亲她嘴 Fortune-Making Shrimp Jun发财虾仁君Modern Romance270k WordsCompleted [A pretty, bold little butterfly x a self-disciplined, proper father-figure CEO] [Everyone's a goofball + the heroine is absolutely doted on + a happy family + CEO learns to love her, with a slow-burn male lead who heats up later.] Xu Xindie transmigrates into a story about a real and fake heiress, but she's neither. She's the villainous little extra responsible for stirring up trouble. On the very first day after she transmigrates, she's caught doing something bad. To save her own skin, Xu Xind 29.8kReads8.8Score4.9kShelves

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    The first book is absolutely hilarious, especially the parts about the second brother, Big, and Little Butterfly. It's packed with jokes and laughs. The second book is also great—sweet, sweet, and funny!

45. 1395 天 Heavenly Abyss 天渊 Mu Xiao Sansheng沐潇三生Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsOngoing (The print edition has been published and is available to buy online) A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a forbidden zone called the Heavenly Abyss. His soul lamp went out, and everyone believed he was dead. Today, Chen Qingyuan has emerged from the forbidden zone alive, but his cultivation has been destroyed and his spiritual roots severed. With his beloved breaking off their engagement and the various sects bullying him, what is Chen Qingyuan supposed to do? “Chen Qingyuan, you have tw 981.4kReads9.4Score102.3kShelves
46. 1396 为 To Redeem the Tyrant, the System Struggles to Survive Around the Clock 为救赎暴君，系统她日夜极限求生 Lu Li路鲤Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + light fantasy + devoted couple + bickering + enemies turned lovers] Ever since Ouyang Linlang transmigrated into the body of an ancient tyrant, she hadn't enjoyed a single peaceful day! The two bickered all day and traded insults all night, locked in a love-hate relationship At first, when the tyrant wouldn't listen, she coaxed and tricked him, claiming she was a Judge's Brush who could predict the future and defy fate. Later, the tyrant became obsessed with jealousy. She spent ever 13.5kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves
47. 1397 穿 I Became the Male Lead's Ex-Wife, and He Wants a Baby with Me Every Night 穿成男主前妻，他夜夜要跟我生娃 Yu Fei郁菲Modern Romance292k WordsCompleted [Best Friends Transmigrate Together + Spicy Female Leads + Male Leads Who Are Both Extremely Abstinent and Extremely Flirtatious, Super Sweet, Super Steamy, Super In Love!] When they wake up, Wen Jingxi and Jiang Haohao have both transmigrated into a book and become sisters-in-law in a wealthy family arranged marriage, except they've ended up in the wrong rooms! After marriage, the original Wen Jingxi becomes so obsessed with her abstinent older brother-in-law that she loses her mind, while the 58.6kReads8.8Score7.8kShelves
48. 1398 把 You Sent Me to Be Your Cultivation Furnace. Now You Regret It? 把我送去做炉鼎，现在你后悔了？ Tangtang Sixth Young Master糖糖六公子Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Wang Ritian was originally a cultivator with five spiritual roots. His clan believed he had no hope of advancing, so they sent him to a witch's home to serve as her cultivation furnace. Later, he awakened an against-heaven talent, and the clan's cultivators regretted their decision bitterly. They begged him on their knees to return to the clan! Wang Ritian simply said, "You only know to turn around after you've banged your head against a wall, and only know to wipe your nose when the snot reache 3.3kReads8.6Score338Shelves

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    It's a total of five million words, and the content is explosive! [Smirk]

49. 1399 开 The Witch Initiated Me from the Start, So I Applied to Become Her Cultivation Cauldron 开局被魔女开光，我申请成为炉鼎 Tangtang Sixth Young Master糖糖六公子Eastern Fantasy3.5M WordsCompleted A new work is here! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 11.5kReads8.8Score1.2kShelves
50. 1400 断 After I Stopped Updating, the Prince Regent Dragged Me into the Book 断更后我被摄政王拽进了书里 Nine Salted Duck Eggs九颗咸鸭蛋Ancient Romance381k WordsCompleted [Possessive, villain, lighthearted, hilarious, sweet romance] Mo Li transmigrates into a book, dragged into the novel she wrote by the Prince Regent and turned into a little silver snake? To get back to her own world, she decides to kill the villain, Lu Ya, and fast-forward straight to the ending. But later she realizes that beauty is dangerous, especially male beauty! After spending every day together, Lu Ya starts looking at her in a very different way. ~ Lu Ya can hear the snake’s thoughts. S 1.7kReads9.2Score306Shelves

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