Hilarious Stories That’ll Have You Laughing Yourself Silly in Bed 巨搞笑文,从床上笑成沙雕
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Please Don’t Doubt That I’m a Player 请不要怀疑我的玩家身份
[Fourth-Dimensional Disaster + Ensemble Cast + Magic + School Life + Fun + Wild Imagination + Beloved by All + One True Pair] [A brand-new fantasy world: no tangled passions, only reason wandering] She crawled out of a boiler from the start and ran into a group who called themselves players. Only then did Mo Xiaoyu realize she had transmigrated into a game world. The players said there were no friendly NPCs in the game, so she had no choice but to pretend to be a player. The players said they co
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- 702 The Bloody Case by the River 江边的血案 A Murder by the River 4Reads—Score—Shelves
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You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配?我改剧情当霸总
[Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. ·
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I’m the Most Righteous Evil God Ever! 我这个邪神可太正了!
[This is a deranged world!] [Cthulhu-inspired] [Careful: this story contains extremely intense psychological corruption. Read at your own risk.] One day, the world underwent a cataclysmic change! Every living thing was affected by an unknown force and mutated. And it wasn’t just living things... Human civilization was forced to retreat into the last nineteen fortress cities. People prayed to all kinds of gods for protection and blessings, struggling to survive in this hopeless world. Meng Yi arr
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I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军,我只想投降却狂拿战功
Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors
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- 706 My Girlfriend Got Out of Prison, and Suddenly I Became Rich 女友出狱后,我突然暴富了 After my girlfriend got out of prison, I suddenly became rich. 38.7kReads—Score273Shelves
- 707 Ninefold Tribulation: The Female Protagonist Awakens from an Endless Cycle of Reincarnation 九重劫:无限轮回的女主觉醒 The Ninth Tribulation: The Awakening of a Heroine Trapped in an Endless Cycle of Reincarnation 10Reads—Score—Shelves
- 708 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长,我只想摸鱼投降 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves
- 709 The Weasel's Gratitude: You Are Not My Man 黄鼠狼报恩---你不是我的男人 The Weasel’s Repayment: You’re Not My Man 13.3kReads—Score—Shelves
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Dreamscape: I Started by Getting Sunburned into Dark Tiga 梦境:从晒成黑暗迪迦开始
The protagonist, Lin Xuan, enters one bizarre, surreal dream after another to complete missions and earn rewards. Fail, and he faces nightmare punishments. As it turns out, the punishment is being haunted by a female ghost... Why is the Ultraman Tiga transformation device in my hand black? Then let me ask you: wasn't Tiga one of the Dark Giants 30 million years ago? But why does your Tiga look sunburned? So you want me to defeat Dr. Zomboss with a single Peashooter? That's right. Then you've g
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- 711 High Martial Arts in Taizhou 高武台州 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Wife Is Actually a Female Demon Lord 娘子竟是女魔头
After transmigrating, Wang You found himself married on the spot. Not only did he become a county magistrate, he also got to marry a beautiful bride... But on their wedding night, he was poisoned and carried away. His wife's family are a band of local tyrants, every one of them a peerless martial artist. In a tiny county yamen, there are more than ten people scheming against one another. The maid who is always smiling can take down more than a dozen burly men. His wife practices martial arts eve
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- 713 EN Sequence Highway: Don't Fall Behind! 序列公路:不要掉队! [Fresh Premise + Not Mindless Wish Fulfillment + Not Invincible + Sequence Potions + The Supernatural + Road Survival + Upgrading Supplies + Ruthless Protagonist] The supernatural descended, turning cities into forbidden zones for humanity. People had to rely on Sequence Awakened to keep migrating. Settled life gave way to a nomadic existence. During one such migration, Chen Ye awakened an upgrade System. In his hands, a rusty bicycle transformed into an armored battle vehicle. A tattered tent e 618kReads8.5Score41.5kShelves
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After a Mad NPC Set Its Sights on Me, I Took Control 被疯批NPC盯上后,我直接拿捏
[Female lead grows over time] [Male lead is thoroughly rotten] [One-and-only relationships] [Games include survival, horror, and rule-based mysteries…] A strange bus travels through time and space, crossing into another dimension… Jiang Song never imagined that her life as an overworked office drone would end on the day she finally clocked out. To survive the terrifying games, she must complete every mission without making a single mistake. The games are already perilous, but then an NPC s
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- 715 The Little Boss Is a Menace to Cats and Dogs, and Hides from Mom and Dad That She's a Millionaire 小老板猫嫌狗厌,瞒爸妈当万元户 [1980s setting + lighthearted comedy + everyday life + building wealth] Little Rice Cake is a sieve spirit with off-the-charts brains and emotional intelligence, and she never waits until tomorrow to get revenge. After being forced to split from her family, Little Rice Cake single-handedly lifts her family and friends, infiltrates the enemy's ranks, and takes down every gossiping shrew in the village. The good life begins with living in a pigsty and raising piglets. She starts making money by do 25.4kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves
- 716 Clan Cultivation: I Raised My Descendants into Immortals 家族修仙:我把子孙养成仙 [Has Ascended to the Spirit Realm] + [Clan Cultivation] + [Slow-Paced Farming] + [Mortal's Journey] + [Slight Ensemble Cast] + [Pills, Artifacts, Talismans, Formations, and Beast Taming] + [Starting as a Mortal] + [Cultivation-Style Golden Finger] The day the good-for-nothing turns his life around is the day the divine temple awakens! Li Shoucai discovers he has no spiritual roots and accepts that his fate is sealed. He only wants to use his memories from his past life to become a landlord in t 23.2kReads7.1Score2.4kShelves
- 717 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生,青春婚约的浪漫传承 A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 27Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Wrench for You 给你一扳手
[Satisfying power fantasy + lighthearted comedy + transmigration + city building + a wrench with a mind of its own, not a traditional System] Niu Renqiang is a twenty-seven-year-old air-conditioning installer who dies in a fall from the twenty-seventh floor. He transmigrates to Blackstone City, a lonely city caught between Spirit Mountain and the Conquerors. Spirit Mountain cultivates immortality, the Conquerors wield technology, and Blackstone City survives by selling coal. His golden finger is
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Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑,唯我是真疯批
The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou
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- 720 A Transmigrated Rogue Cultivator’s Life in the Cultivation World 穿越修真界的散修生活 (Traditional cultivation fantasy, slow-paced, not a power fantasy, read at your own discretion.) Lin Dahai transmigrated to the cultivation world without a System or a golden finger. Tired of farming life among the outer disciples of the Azure Cloud Sect, he decided to leave the sect and become a carefree rogue cultivator. 5.9kReads7.7Score384Shelves
- 721 Cultivation: Why Is Everyone Begging Me to Enlighten Them into Immortals 修仙:怎么都来求我点化成仙 [Classic Xianxia] [No System] [Lan Ke Style] He Xiuyuan arrives in a world of immortal cultivation by accident. Here, however, immortals are rarely seen, while cultivators come and go like the wind, elusive and ethereal. He Xiuyuan spends his days pursuing traces of the immortals and seeking the Dao. Along the way, he encounters all manner of demons, spirits, and ghosts, all hoping he will offer them a bit of guidance. Time passes. When He Xiuyuan finally looks back, he discovers that he is the 17.4kReads7.9Score3.4kShelves
- 722 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了!法国王爷天天造反,死活没人敢杀 He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
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Everyone Is an Evil Immortal!!! 全员恶仙!!!
Also known as The Whole Cast Are Evil Immortals and The Whole Cast Are Evil Immortals: I Have a Temple for Cultivating Immortals [No Angst] [Unhinged] [High Stakes from Start to Finish] There is a rumor of a temple somewhere in the world, with a patch of magical soil inside. Just treat a person as a "seed" and plant them in the soil, and they can become an immortal. Li Shiwu has spent ten years seeking immortality. At last, he finds the temple and plants himself in the soil, but he never expecte
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Going Off the Rails Daily, This Brother and Sister Set the Entertainment Industry Straight! 日常发癫,兄妹整治娱乐圈!
[Two Male Leads + Two Powerhouses + Both Pure + Showbiz + Variety Shows + Livestreaming] He joined a variety show to fulfill a deal with his younger sister. Who would have guessed that this ordinary guy would become famous overnight? When dealing with his clueless little sister, Chi An says, “There are 360 professions, and every one of them can make you lose your cool.” When the host asks him to rate his silly sister, Chi An replies, “Cool as the wind, wild as a dog. Not the brightest, but at le
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I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产,末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀
[The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe
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The Square Dance Leader Returned to the Village and Accidentally Made the Whole Place Famous 广场舞领队回村,一不小心带火整个村子
The Square Dance Leader Returns to the Village and Accidentally Makes the Whole Village a Hit
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- 727 My Ex-Wife Led the Whole Village to Dig Up My Fake Persona 前妻带全村挖出我的假人设 My ex-wife led the whole village to dig up my fake persona 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Sumeru Ring: My Road to a Comeback 须弥戒,我的逆袭之路
I was reborn on a rainy night in late autumn. Not far away, my second uncle and his son were digging a pit for me, preparing to bury me in a graveyard. In my previous life, I woke up and escaped, never to return. I drifted through life, and just before I died, I came across a news report. On this very day, my second uncle sold my newlywed wife to human traffickers, leading to her being abused and killed. This time, I won't run away. Whoever digs the pit will be buried in it.
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- 729 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿,请君笑纳 Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 730 My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Get Bashed? Now His Mom’s Making a Comeback! 被亲儿子送上综艺挨骂?我妈逆袭翻红! My Own Son Sent Me on a Variety Show to Be Torn Apart by Critics? Mom Makes a Comeback and Becomes a Star Again! 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 731 The Heart Is on the Left, and So Are the Buttons 心脏在左边,按键也在 The heart is on the left, and so are the buttons. 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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Xuanhuan: The Day I Was Murdered, an Unrivaled Imperial Clan Came Calling 玄幻:被害死当天,无上帝族来人
[Satisfying read + invincible + villain protagonist + no saintly behavior + scheming] Su Chenxiao transmigrates across the myriad heavens and activates the Heaven’s Chosen Villain System. As the most doted-on youngest son in his clan, he has an utterly terrifying background! His father is the head of an supreme imperial clan, his mother is the daughter of a Great Emperor, and his siblings are peerless prodigies. Both his paternal and maternal grandfathers possess terrifying Emperor Realm cultiva
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- 733 A Cultivator in the Mortal World 红尘修士 One day, Yun Xi's soul left Blue Star, and she fell into the vast world of cultivation. She never expected to start out as a lowly nobody, with a life as fragile as a blade of grass. In the face of despair, she seeks out opportunities, rises from the dust, and gradually stirs up the entire cultivation world! 6.1kReads8.5Score589Shelves
- 734 A Slacker at Work, Who Stumbled into the Rich-People Fast Lane 摆烂打工人,误闯富人赛道 A slacker office worker accidentally wanders into the rich kids’ world 68Reads—Score—Shelves
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Lightning Is the Strongest? I Stand with Both Hands in My Pockets! 雷电最强?我空间双手插兜!
[Lighthearted comedy + System + dual powers + one heroine] Read the first three chapters. If you don't like them, track me down online and beat me up! The System pulls off something ridiculous right from the start! The campus belle can't take it anymore! Later, after bombing the Sakura Shrine, he decides that's not enough and uses his powers to fertilize the place, showering it with poop! The Japanese: ??? “Ugh! Baka! Who did this?!” Jiang Feng: “Would you believe me if I said my steel pipe can
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- 736 The Potato Oracle’s All-Purpose Comeback Theory 土豆万能接话神棍论 The Potato: An All-Purpose Conversationalist and Mastermind 435Reads—Score—Shelves
- 737 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海:全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—Shelves
- 738 The Whole Sect Is Chewing Tree Bark, and You Say Spirit Rice Yields Thirty Thousand Pounds Per Acre? 全宗啃树皮,你说灵稻亩产三万斤 After transmigrating into the body of a destitute sect leader buried under a debt of thirty million spirit stones, he finds that the entire sect has only one little disciple left, so hungry he's chewing tree bark. Chen Mo looks at the mutated spirit rice in his storage space, yielding thirty thousand jin per mu, and smiles. “Let's start with a small goal: making sure everyone in the sect has enough to eat.” Three months later, Qingyun Sect is making a million spirit stones a month selling spirit 40Reads—Score—Shelves
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Help! The CEO I Broke Has Become the System's Grand Prize 救命被我崩了的霸总成了系统大奖
(Ridiculous comedy + tipsy System + whitewashing + love-brained CEO) What? The love-brained CEO whose original story she derailed is actually the missing heir to a powerful family in the real world? The big shot is not only good at cheering himself up, he can even lay bricks and paint walls better than a master with thirty years of experience. Yang Ao planned to take what she could from the business district and run, but she got bound by another System, I Hate You, My Love: 108 Ways the System T
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Don't Call Me a Demon 别叫我恶魔
[Qing Feng's new novel, This Player Has Something Wrong with His Head, is now serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] The sacred heavenly gates stand across the sky, while the demonic abyss of time and space lays waste to the human world. When twelve spirit springs burst from the earth, when the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown no one else wou
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I'm Done With This Ridiculous Plot 这狗血剧情我不接了
[Unhinged antics] [Trash System] [Wicked Villainess] [Partial Death Regression] [Unorthodox Cultivation] [A Hint of Ensemble Cast] Song Yining was an overworked office drone earning 3,000 yuan a month. After work, she loved scrolling through Red Fruit short videos. Just before dying from an all-nighter, she watched a thirty-second ad to revive the villainess in one of those videos. When she opened her eyes again, she had transmigrated into the short-video villainess herself? I want to go home!
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A Tangled Web of Sin 孽乱
A baffling case. One stunning woman after another. A young man from a small town is framed and thrown into prison. How does he rise to the top, step by step, and become a powerful local magnate? Awake, he commands the world; drunk, he rests in the arms of beauties. Chen Fan does it all. A short drama adaptation of this book is now available. Its title is Beauty in Bloom: My Fatal Attraction. Please watch and support it. Thank you!
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Chaos! Utter Chaos! The More Chaos, the Better! 乱!都乱!乱点好啊!
[A wild, passionate power fantasy for adult readers] Chu Tian finally scraped together enough for the bride price and prepared to get married, never dreaming that it was all a scheme. The so-called marriage was nothing more than a plot to get their hands on his bride price. Through a twist of fate, Chu Tian acquired the Disease-Devouring System. When a beautiful CEO learned that Chu Tian possessed peerless medical skills, she publicly confessed her love for him at the hospital, becoming his stea
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The Max-Level Fake Heiress Goes to War for Her Country: Boss, Wait for Me! 满级假千金为国出征:老大等等我
[1v1 metaphysics + secret identities + beloved by all + face-slapping and punishing scum + slight sci-fi + spiritual qi revival + national destiny] The Wen family of Kyoto found the daughter they had lost eighteen years ago. The girl was withdrawn and disliked being around people. On the very day she returned home, a string of dirt about her was exposed. She was a good-for-nothing who skipped school to fight, ran away from home for two years, then hurried back to take the college entrance exam.
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- 745 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 20Reads—Score—Shelves
- 746 The Carefree Mountain Village Divine Doctor 逍遥山村神医 [Alluring countryside, passionate sister-in-law, multiple heroines, rags-to-riches comeback] While in college, Fan Yunpeng offended the powerful and had one of his legs broken. He returned to his village and took up work as a pig castrator. Then, by a stroke of luck, he obtained an immortal inheritance and became a master healer. From then on, he soared to success... 10.1kReads8.9Score1.5kShelves
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I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕,我们生来是天骄
This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times
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Five Ha: Eating in the World of the Living, Living in the Underworld 五哈:吃阳间饭,当阴间人
[Lighthearted] + [Ridiculous] + [Outrageous] + [Variety Show] Chu Liang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an overnight sensation with a few emo hit songs. The public sees him as a melancholy, handsome young man. For the fourth season of Five Ha, the production team wants to recruit a punching-bag character. Chu Liang’s personality and fame make him a perfect fit, so they invite him to join as a regular cast member. That’s when Chu Liang awakens the [Outrageous Operations System]. Ass
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- 749 Undercover: Lost in the Shadows 潜伏:暗影迷途 While searching for his missing older sister, Chen Feng is silenced by those who want him dead. Reborn for reasons he cannot explain, he finds himself with an extraordinary range of abilities: medicine, mystic arts, feng shui, face reading... Even his luck with women takes a strange turn. By chance, Chen Feng saves a powerful underworld woman. To find his sister, he uses her trust to infiltrate a deeply concealed criminal organization. Circumstances force him to climb its ranks, step by step, un 2.3kReads7.0Score275Shelves
- 750 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼:机械与血契 Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 15Reads—Score—Shelves
















































