Looking for Stories Where the MC Joins a Variety Show from the Start, Shocks Everyone, and Has a System 求开局就上综艺，震惊很多人，有系统

1. 251 参 I Joined a Dating Show and Swept Up Every Female Guest 参加恋综我把女嘉宾全泡走 Yun Youjun Bu Sang云忧君不桑Urban226k WordsCompleted Zhou Yunfan, a model, kicked the bucket during an intense workout. To his surprise, he was reborn in the body of a trainee and even got a System. Just as he thought his good days were about to begin, he realized something was off. Why was the System making him become a devoted lover? System: Host, don't you want a sweet romance? To love one person and stay by their side for life. Zhou Yunfan: Love? I love your grandma's twisted dough sticks. Back then, he took out loans just for a girl. In the e 208Reads6.2Score—14d adds
2. 252 救 Help! What Do I Do When the Cold, Beloved National Goddess Has Her Eye on Me? 救命！被高冷国民女神盯上怎么办 The Lonely Master孤寡大师Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [Entertainment + everyday romance + career + one heroine + heroine with an unexpected side] Jiang Yunhe is waiting for his scene as an extra when, the next second, a System awakens. [National goddess Mu Yan is about to fall in thirty seconds due to a problem with her safety harness. Host, will you accept the rescue mission?] [Yes: Complete the mission to receive the “Window to the Soul” card, granting acting skills that outshine everyone else.] [No: The System will automatically unbind.] [Note: 7.6kReads8.7Score68514d adds
3. 253 我 Reviving Chinese Pop Music Through Relentless Donations 我通过不断捐款，来振兴华语乐坛 The Beginning of a Day一日之初Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Music revival + cultural export + System + livestreaming] Song Yi's soul transmigrated to a parallel world where the streets were filled with songs influenced by Japanese and Korean pop and Western music. To shake the sorry state of Chinese-language music out of its stupor, Song Yi released “The General's Command,” taking aim at pretty-boy idols: “On the soil of the Dragon Kingdom, speak Chinese!” His song “Compendium of Materia Medica” struck a nerve with obsessive fan circles: “Fawning over f 3.8kReads8.9Score24014d adds

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   Just you wait and see! [Admiration][Admiration][Admiration][Admiration]

4. 254 娱 Showbiz: After Eight Years on the Shelf, My Fans Have Grown Up 娱乐：雪藏八年，我的粉丝长大了 Mei Tiangeng梅天更Urban533k WordsCompleted [Entertainment + entertainment industry + classic songs + feel-good power fantasy + shocking twists + legendary composer + singer + Songshu fan] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Wei became a copycat writer. One song, “Plain Face,” took every school in China by storm! One song, “What's Wrong With That,” was sung in every street and alley! And another song... As one song after another came out, Su Wei became a legend to countless students in just two years, and a cherished memory of yo 969Reads5.4Score—14d adds

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   The protagonist isn't a saint; he has a steadfast pursuit of truth, is decisive in action, and acts according to his own principles. In short, the plot is vivid, the pacing is tight, there's no melodramatic nonsense, and no harem elements—highly recommended!

5. 255 被 Abandoned by My Prestigious Parents, I Awaken the System 被名门父母抛弃之后，觉醒了系统 Be Good, Darling宝贝乖Eastern Fantasy624k WordsCompleted Han Xiao transmigrated to a strange new world. His father was the strongest man in Luzhou and its ruler. His mother was Luzhou’s most beautiful woman, peerless in grace. His grandfather was the sect master of Luzhou’s foremost martial arts sect. His maternal grandfather was the head of the Yang family, one of the Four Great Families. An invincible start! But he soon discovered that things weren’t so simple. Raised in a temple, he had finally welcomed the long-awaited reunion with his parents, on 3.7kReads7.9Score30914d adds
6. 256 开EN Heaven-Defying Comprehension from the Start: Quietly Cultivating Immortality to Become a Saint 开局悟性逆天，悄悄修仙成圣 Roaming the Primordial World逍遥洪荒Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a world of martial arts, Ren Xiaoyao discovers that he's in a terrible predicament. His innate martial arts constitution has been crippled, he's been framed for colluding with the demonic cult, and his powerful father sees him as a thorn in his side. Fortunately, he can choose the path of immortal cultivation from the start, and he's bound to the heaven-defying comprehension talent. [With your heaven-defying comprehension, you practice the Golden Bell Shield and compreh 171Reads6.8Score—14d adds
7. 257 高 High Martial: The Six Fan Gate's Martial God, Ruling the World 高武：六扇门武神，镇压天下 Golden Ears, Cultivating the Heart金穗耕心Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Martial arts in a high-powered world + invincible hero + exhilarating domination + lightning-fast pacing + ruthless and decisive] Chu Tiange transmigrates to a world of powerful martial artists and becomes a member of the Six Fan Gate in the Great Qian Dynasty. He thinks that’s already a great start, but then he gets the Great Martial God System. [Congratulations! You have obtained the perfected Dragon-Tiger Fusion Technique. You have surpassed the Grandmaster realm and attained the Martial Kin —Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 258 武 Wuxia: Killing Enemies Earns Cultivation, and My Power Is Unfathomable! 武侠：杀敌爆修为，我功力滔天！ The Salted Fish Is Ready to Take Off咸鱼要起飞Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Gain cultivation by killing enemies + ruthless and decisive + level up fast] This is a world full of powerful experts and sects: the Nine Sects and Six Gangs, the Eight Demonic Sects, the Three Daoist Orders, the Two Buddhist Temples, and the Great Qian imperial court, whose might holds the four seas in awe. The powerful see the weak as ants, while princes treat the martial world as a chessboard. Fortunately, Xiao Bieli activated the Kill to Gain Cultivation System. As long as he kills an enemy 85.9kReads8.7Score5.2k14d adds
9. 259 开 Cutting Ties with My Family and Joining the Demoness from the Start, My Whole Family Weeps in Regret 开局断亲投女魔头，全家都悔哭了 Super Little Flower Pig超级小花猪Eastern Fantasy590k WordsCompleted [Feel-Good Story, Demonic Cultivator, Villain System, Protagonist Does As He Pleases, No Saintly Protagonist, Decisive and Ruthless] Gu Qingge transmigrates. His father is the head of an immortal family, ruling over a vast region of the Ancient Realm and commanding countless great worlds in the Lower Realm. His mother is the eldest princess of the Heavenly Dragon Dynasty, second only to the emperor and above millions. As the eldest legitimate son of an immortal family, he has a perfect start fro 488Reads6.4Score10114d adds
10. 260 无 Can’t Cultivate Immortality? My Body Alone Can Still Make Me Invincible! 无法修仙？肉身极致一样无敌！ Chili Mashed Potatoes辣椒土豆泥Eastern Fantasy564k WordsCompleted “Impossible! Absolutely impossible!” “He doesn't have even the slightest bit of cultivation. How can he send a Nascent Soul Ancestor flying with one punch?!” “Ah! He just punched that Deity Transformation cultivator so hard his body fell apart?!” “This monster! My grandmaster is already at the Body Integration stage. He can surely kill him!” Boom! “Hey, was that Body Integration cultivator who got punched until he coughed blood and ran away your grandmaster?” “…” “Master, I just don't u 298Reads6.1Score—14d adds
11. 261 开 From the Start, My Twelve Clans Were Slaughtered, So I Slashed My Way Through the Fantasy World 开局被诛十二族，我杀穿玄幻世界 Eternal White Night永恒白夜Eastern Fantasy507k WordsCompleted [An ultimate power fantasy, fighting and killing from start to finish! Endless battles! No female lead, no saintly heroics, just pure wish fulfillment! Not for readers who care about logic! Not for readers who care about plot!] His entire clan is slaughtered from the start. Returning from death as a lone soul, Qin Lu takes up a sword and carves his way through the entire fantasy world!!! 70Reads6.7Score—14d adds
12. 262 魔 The Demonic Path Begins at a Dual Cultivation Sect, and My Choices Grow Stronger Against Stronger Foes! 魔起双修宗，我的选择遇强则强！ I Don't Want to Be the Boss Anyway反正我不想当老大Eastern Fantasy117k WordsCompleted Abandoned story, don't read! I forgot to hide it... (The author swears on their life: no suppressing cultivation levels.) (I swear on someone else's life: it's ridiculously good!! Ridiculously satisfying!!) “Thirty years east of the river...?” “Forget that. Crush the enemy right here and now.” “Bide your time and keep a low profile...?” “If I hold back for even half a second, I lose!!” “Want to talk about love? The little fairies are gorgeous!” “Make them choose: get on their knees or crawl!” .. 18Reads—Score214d adds
13. 263 五 Five Ha: From the Start, My Max-Level Human Skills Shock the World 五哈：开局满级人类震惊全世界 Fa Da发炟Urban203k WordsOngoing [Keep Running] [Running Man] [Divas Hit the Road] [Back to Field] [Peak] [Plenty of variety shows] [Brotherhood] [Multiple heroines + love-triangle chaos] [Celebrities] [Entertainment industry] [Max-level human] [Showboating in public] [Lighthearted comedy] [Scheming mastermind] You laugh that Cheng died young; Cheng laughs that you have too few exes. This is a story about constantly walking the line between a hundred knives. I'm terrible at writing blurbs! 18Reads—Score514d adds
14. 264 极 Extreme Life: It Begins with Acceleration 极限人生：从加速中开始 Wang Shizi love王石子loveUrban1.4M WordsCompleted [The Brothers] [Variety Shows] [Brainy Variety Shows] [Mind Games] [Travel] [Everyday Life] [No Female Lead] This is a variety-show novel, not an extreme sports novel. Extreme sports only appear at the beginning, so apologies for that. Brainy variety shows, travel shows, and other variety programs. … Don't ask. Mo Wen, a master's graduate of Kyoto Sport University, joined Go Faster at a friend's invitation, becoming a hunter. Later, at the director's recommendation, he appeared on Forest Evoluti 2.5kReads8.7Score13714d adds

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    Liu Yi suddenly woke up. Where was he? Why was he here? "Teacher Liu, you're finally awake! We're almost at the Mushroom House, but you haven't ordered yet," a member of the production crew said anxiously after seeing Liu Yi wake up.

15. 265 旅 Tourism Goes Viral, and Foreigners Become China's Ultimate Spokespeople 旅游爆火，老外竟成华夏最强嘴替 Kuan Kuan宽宽Urban1.3M WordsCompleted China has opened its 144-hour tourist visa, and visitors from around the world are flocking in. Wang Yang unexpectedly bound himself to a Essence System. As long as he breaks through barriers to information and reshapes how people around the world view China, he can earn massive rewards. Before arriving, they thought this would be a grand adventure. After all, foreign media portrayed China as filthy, chaotic, backward, and closed off! After arriving, they realized their eyes had truly been opene 3.9kReads8.6Score23214d adds
16. 266 让 You Asked Me to Review Shops, but I Became a National Tourism Ambassador 让你探店，你成全国旅游推广大使 Fu Su付苏Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Poetry and Song] [Music, Chess, Calligraphy, and Painting] [Intangible Cultural Heritage] [Writing Poems at Scenic Sites] [Finding Solace in Nature] [Cultural Confidence] [Human Geography] [Making Scenic Sites Famous] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Li becomes a travel blogger who visits local businesses and tourist attractions, and gains the City Promotion System. From the start, he heads to Zibo to take the imperial examinations and posts a video exploring F4. The warm hospitalit 12kReads8.8Score87914d adds
17. 267 娱 Celebrity Reality Show: I'm Really Not a Tomb Raider 娱乐真人秀，我真不是摸金校尉 Hua Yunfei华云飞Mystery753k WordsCompleted Hua Ziyi is reborn on Blue Star, a world starved of entertainment. He'd planned to make a living by copying works from his old world, but one of his classmates got him onto a reality show as an ordinary contestant. On his first day of filming, an accident threw him into a rift in space and time. The world on the other side looks strangely familiar! “Ancient city, Reincarnation Flower, all mine, all mine!” “The Queen of Juechen and the Kunlun Sacred Tree are mine too!” “Blood Corpse, Big Red Zomb 1.1kReads7.4Score—14d adds
18. 268 让 You Asked Me to Promote Cultural Tourism, So Why Am I Pulling All These Stunts?! 让你宣传文旅，你花式整活？！ Quick, Drop Some Coins快爆点金币吧Urban1.0M WordsCompleted "I Left Showbiz and Passed the Exam to Return to Ice City, Drawing in a Horde of Little Potatoes" and "This Culture and Tourism Bureau Gets Things Done, They Really Know How to Put on a Show" Qin Zi'an transmigrated to a parallel world and became a singer who was a sensation across the country, only to be blacklisted by a crooked company for three whole years. He wanted to terminate his contract, only to be told the penalty was a staggering ten million yuan??? Furious, Qin Zi'an studied hard fo 2.1kReads8.4Score16414d adds
19. 269 娱 Showbiz: Who Says Fishermen Can't Make Art? 娱乐：谁说渔民就不能搞艺术了？ Rolling Seashell翻滚的贝壳Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Urban Fantasy + System + Rural Farming + Ocean Fishing + Entertainment Industry + Cute Pets + Variety Show Livestreams + Hometown Development] [An easygoing slice-of-life story with an entertainment-industry setting. The early chapters lay the groundwork and have a relaxed pace, with less plot. Things really heat up later. A million words guaranteed, with plenty to read, so enjoy!] [Everything in this book is fictional. Please don’t confuse its world with reality!!!!!!] After transmigrating to 4.8kReads8.9Score34214d adds
20. 270 这 How Does This Has-Been Have So Many Top-Tier Skills? 这个糊咖怎么一身顶级技能 All Right, Stop Kneeling行了行了别跪了Urban718k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + celebrities + reborn + island variety show + urban life + comeback] I closed my eyes and opened them to find myself reborn as a washed-up D-list celebrity. Backstabbed by my teammates, suppressed by my agency, maliciously slandered, betrayed after standing up for someone, and used as a scapegoat by a top-tier star... Surrounded by schemers on every side, I, an old hand from Earth’s entertainment industry, will show you what it means to invade another world with our culture. I’ll start 217Reads7.0Score—14d adds
21. 271 从 The Tech Genius Who Rose to Fame on Yearning for Life 从向往走出的黑科技大佬 Iced Lemonade柠檬水加冰Urban737k WordsCompleted [Cutting-edge technology (main) + entertainment industry (secondary)] Lu Zhexi transmigrates to a parallel world and makes his debut on a popular talent show, becoming the dream man of countless young women. Everyone expects him to conquer the entertainment industry, but all he wants is to develop cutting-edge technology. Plant-based batteries, graphene, aluminum, transparent phones, virtual games... One groundbreaking invention after another appears at his hands. As time passes, everyone looks 332Reads7.1Score—14d adds
22. 272 五 Five-Ha: The Top Songwriter Is Exposed by Tian Xiwei 五哈：顶级曲爹，被田夕薇曝光了 Rotten Wood in the Sun日上朽木Urban485k WordsOngoing [Entertainment + celebrities + Five Ha + Tian Xiwei + livestream + revelations + secret identities exposed + variety show + System] Zhang Mu transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that it’s almost identical to his previous one, except that all the entertainment works from his former world are missing. Using the pen name “Fan Hua,” he transcribes songs from his old world and sells them to entertainment companies for royalties. “Night Song,” “A Life of My Own,” “Life Like Summer Flowers,” 714Reads5.4Score10314d adds

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    So beautiful!!

23. 273 操 A Trader’s Journal 操盘手札记 Sunset Outside the Window窗外斜阳Urban3.4M WordsCompleted People say business is a battlefield, but how many know that the futures market is the front line, where the fighting is so fierce that bayonets draw blood? Life is like a candlestick chart: some candles are bearish, others bullish. What kind of life experiences led the male protagonist to lament, “Look left, and everything is clear. Look right, and all I see is confusion!”? Step into this novel and explore the characters’ inner worlds. Witness the protagonist’s emotional journey amid fragrant b 3.4kReads8.6Score38514d adds

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    This book is what online novels should be like; it's the best financial novel ever written. It not only depicts the mundane realities of life but also offers glimpses of poetry and distant horizons. Reading this book will give you insight into the workplace and society.

24. 274 粉 The Streamer I Stanned Has Fallen Off, So How Did I Become a Star? 粉的女主播糊了，怎么我成明星了 A Flash of Sparkling Brilliance一闪漫天亮晶晶Urban214k WordsCompleted The female streamer I was a fan of started dating a cheating, drug-using rapper, and her career suddenly tanked. Meanwhile, I, her top supporter, suddenly became famous. The gates of the entertainment industry swung open for me. 23Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A variety show that starts with divorce

25. 275 已 Years Have Passed, and I Know Not When the Flowers Fell 已过数载，不知花落 Guest from Haizhou海州客8k WordsCompleted Years have passed. Who knows where the flowers have fallen. 182Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Updated, now supports

26. 276 负 Bearing a Sword, I Patrol the Heavens 负剑巡天 Guest from Haizhou海州客Eastern Fantasy517k WordsOngoing A speck of dust, a world. A pair of cultivator partners, a legend. The Twofold Dust Realm, a real world within a speck of dust. Here, they are its creators, able to still heaven and earth, and each other’s hearts. The world outside covets them, hunts them, and schemes against them without end. But as long as he is there, she is unafraid; as long as she is there, he will not retreat. Because the greatest power has never been the ability to destroy heaven and earth. It is this: You are by my si —Reads—Score—14d adds
27. 277 直 Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播：一首舞女泪，唱懵呆小妹 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 46.3kReads9.1Score2.9k14d adds

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    His monthly livestreaming time must not be less than 300 hours, which is equivalent to 10 hours a day! And he's not allowed to take leave! The key point is that with such a harsh contract, he only gets 10% of the gift revenue! There's no base salary! Douyu takes 50%, and the guild takes 40%! Jiang Yun has no objection to Douyu taking 50%, after all, he's making a living on their platform, so it's reasonable for them to take half, and other livestreaming platforms are the same.

28. 278 娱 Showbiz: Stars Don’t Have to Be Famous, but They’d Better Have a Job! 娱乐：明星可以不火，不能没活！ Wushuang11无双11Urban1.1M WordsCompleted The good news: I’ve been reborn as a top-tier star, so I can lie flat! The bad news: This top-tier star can’t sing, dance, or rap, and he can’t even play basketball! Chen Yuan has transmigrated and is appearing as a guest at a thank-you concert for an idol survival show. Who could have guessed the production team would play dirty and use the opportunity to get revenge on him? Live vocals, no backing track, and a solo performance? Isn’t that just asking for the clown to reveal his true colors? Ju 20.3kReads8.3Score1.1k14d adds
29. 279 致 The Heartbreak Song God: The Whole Internet Begs Me to Stop Singing 致郁歌神，全网求我别唱了 Happy Dance Instructor快乐的舞蹈导师Urban691k WordsCompleted Li Zeyan transmigrates into the body of a depressed singer who tried to take his own life by poisoning himself. The original owner’s agent has also run off with all his money, leaving him saddled with a mountain of unpaid taxes. To pay it all back, Li Zeyan has no choice but to keep competing on a singing show. He’s at the bottom of the rankings and on the verge of elimination. Then “What Can I Use to Keep You” appears. [So life, it is bitter as a song...] The whole internet feels the melancholy 148Reads5.9Score—14d adds
30. 280 写 I Write Songs for Fun, Not Money. Money Means Nothing to Me 写歌只为开心不为钱，对钱没兴趣 Farewell to Smoke, Ink, and Verse辞烟墨赋Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Entertainment industry + multiple female leads + band + slice of life + behind the scenes] Jiang Yue Bai accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world and is forced to start a band. Two close friends who are like brothers, and four girls with very different personalities. Step by step, they go from being unknown to becoming a legendary band celebrated around the world. From concerts where thousands sing along, to rock and electronic music in open-air parks, traditional-style concerts at histor 7.8kReads8.9Score47214d adds
31. 281 我 I'm the Greatest Composer in Another World 我是异界最牛作曲人 Clouds over the Hillside半山云Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good power fantasy] [Over 10,000 reviews] [This book is addictive: the more you read, the more hooked you get] [No CP] [No official female lead, but a supporting woman has feelings for him] [Healing] [Positive energy] Reborn as the lead singer of a band, only to be abandoned by his bandmates! With the classic hits from his previous life, Zhang Chen astonishes everyone time and again! Performers chase after him, and fans wait with bated breath! The whole country begs him to host the Spring 6.1kReads8.5Score36214d adds
32. 282 娱 Showbiz: After My Debut, I Became the Pinnacle of Traditional Chinese Style 娱乐：出道后，我成了国风天花板 Listening Idly听闲Urban398k WordsCompleted Gu Yi transmigrates to a parallel world. While on duty in the school broadcasting studio, he sings and forgets to turn off the microphone. His original song, “What’s Wrong with That?”, plays across the entire school. In an instant, the whole campus is swept up in Gu Yi’s singing. Xu Mengning, a cool and beautiful campus star with an almost fanatical love of music, takes notice of the singer-songwriter Gu Yi. They meet, get to know each other, and fall in love. Gu Yi’s song “Blue and White Porcel 29.5kReads9.2Score2.9k14d adds
33. 283 甩 After Dumping the Jerk, I Joined a Dating Show to Find Love 甩完渣男，转头上恋综谈恋爱 Dazi6795达子6795Modern Romance1.3M WordsOngoing [Taking down scumbags + livestreamed public displays of affection + love-show love-triangle chaos + a love-struck genius + not both virgins] Scumbag Qin Ye is dating the heroine, Bai Peirong, while also keeping the supporting heroine, Ye Sining, as his bedmate. When Bai Peirong learns the truth, she immediately dumps Qin Ye, then joins a livestreamed dating show and starts playing up a couple act with Liu Mu, a newly risen top-tier star in showbiz. But then Qin Ye shows up on the dating show to 125Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The male and female leads appear on a dating reality show, and they start kissing at the drop of a hat.

34. 284 她 She Hid Under the Covers for Three Years 她在被子里躲了三年 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted She Hid Under the Covers for Three Years 21Reads—Score—14d adds

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    While others fought zombies, she put plows on them. Three days later, fifty zombies lined up to turn the soil, and she sat on the roof drinking coffee. Until the bespectacled zombie spoke up: "Boss, daily or monthly pay?" The coffee cup fell to the ground.

35. 285 他 He Read All 1,847 of My Private Posts Over Three Years, Just to Dissect Me 他看光我3年1847条私密动态，只为解剖我 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted He Spent Three Years Reading My 1,847 Private Posts, All So He Could Dissect Me 8Reads—Score—14d adds
36. 286 他 He Said I Had a Small Nose, So I Made Him Lose It 他说我鼻子小，后来我把他整破防了 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted He said I had a small nose. Then I completely broke him. 5Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 287 她 Among Her Hundreds of Millions in Assets, She Couldn’t Find One Free Face 她在上亿资产里，找不到一张免费的脸 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯16k WordsCompleted Among assets worth hundreds of millions, she couldn't find a single free face. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 288 我 The Last Thing My Mom Said Before She Died Was, “Niannian, Whatever You Do, Don’t Get Married.” 我妈临死前说的最后一句话是：“念念，千万别结婚。” A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted The last thing my mother said before she died was: “Niannian, whatever you do, don't get married.” 2Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 289 那 That Hand Moves Faster Than the Brain 那只手比脑子快 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted That hand moved faster than my brain. —Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 290 加 Love Loading: 95%. One Look at You and I Crash 加载95%的爱意，一见面就死机 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted Love loaded to 95%, then he crashes the moment we meet. —Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 291 我 I'm Childfree, and I Specifically Picked a Divorced Dad 我，丁克，专门找了个带娃的二婚男 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted I'm childfree, and I deliberately found a twice-married man with a kid. —Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 292 你 I Don’t Accept Your “Concern” 你的“关心”，我不收 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯10k WordsCompleted I don't accept your “concern.” —Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 293 洗 All Cleaned Up 洗白白 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯10k WordsCompleted All cleaned up 1Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 294 他 He Went Through My 1,847 Moments, Screenshotted Every Frame, and Said It Was for a Book 他看完我1847条瞬间，每一帧都截图，说是为了写本书 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted He read all 1,847 of my Moments posts and screenshotted every frame, saying it was for a book he was writing. —Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 295 长 Long-Term Dating Partner 长择搭子 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯7k WordsCompleted A long-term dating partner. —Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 296 她 She Said She'd Vanish from the World, and Netizens Called Her Dramatic, Until She Really Disappeared for 30 Days 她说要人间蒸发，网友却骂她矫情，直到她真消失了30天 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted She said she wanted to vanish from the world, but online commenters called her dramatic, until she really disappeared for 30 days. —Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 297 他 The Day He Stood Me Up, I Changed Outfits Three Times 他放我鸽子那天，我换了三套衣服 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted The day he stood me up, I changed outfits three times. —Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 298 初 First-Kiss Appraiser 初吻鉴定师 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯8k WordsCompleted First Kiss Appraiser 4Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 299 我 After My Dad Died, a Streamer Made Enough to Buy a House with His Broom 我爸死后，女主播拿他的扫把，赚了一套房 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted After My Dad Died, a Streamer Used His Broom to Earn Enough for a House 1Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 300 结 After Three Years of Splitting Everything 50/50, He Used the Money for My Milk Tea to Meet an Online Date 结婚三年AA制，他用给我买的奶茶钱，约女网友奔现 A Ragtag Immortal Couple Adventuring Through Troubled Times乱世星途沙雕仙侣闯6k WordsCompleted We Split Everything 50/50 for Three Years of Marriage. He Used the Money for My Milk Tea to Meet an Online Date in Person 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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