I Joined a Dating Show and Swept Up Every Female Guest

Zhou Yunfan, a model, kicked the bucket during an intense workout. To his surprise, he was reborn in the body of a trainee and even got a System. Just as he thought his good days were about to begin, he realized something was off. Why was the System making him become a devoted lover? System: Host, don't you want a sweet romance? To love one person and stay by their side for life. Zhou Yunfan: Love? I love your grandma's twisted dough sticks. Back then, he took out loans just for a girl. In the end, when he couldn't pay them back, he became a model and started showing up in all those rich older women's circles. This time, I'll show those girls what cruel really means. System: The last person who tried that was executed by Judge Bao. Zhou Yunfan: The last devoted lover, Brother Dalang, is already dead. This time, I'm going to spread great love across the world. That's final, and even the System can't stop me. And so Zhou Yunfan embarked on his romantic quest. But as time went on, everyone began to notice something strange. Zhou Yunfan was supposed to be a playboy, so why was he getting more and more popular? One song had countless people feeling emo late at night, his retelling of Ghost Blows Out the Light made countless people afraid to go to the bathroom after dark, and his iconic quotes spread throughout the romance world. There may be no big brother in the devoted-love circle, but the legend of Big Brother lives on. Zhou Yunfan: I'm really not a devoted lover. Why won't you believe me? Everyone: With those eyes of yours, even a dog would think you're deeply in love. How are we supposed to believe you? (This story is pure imagination. You don't need to use your brain to read it, because the author didn't use theirs while writing it either. Please check your brain at the door before opening the book.)