Stories That Are Hilarious from the Very First Chapter 从第一章开始就超级搞笑的

1. 1301 请 Please Answer, 404 请回答，404 Bo L Tang波l棠31k WordsCompleted Please Answer, 404 8Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 1302 三 Three Kingdoms: General, Who’s More Beautiful, Your Concubine or the Empress? 三国：将军，妾身与皇后，谁更美 Jing Yunlong景云龙Historical1.9M WordsOngoing By a twist of fate, he transmigrates as Cao Ang, Cao Cao's eldest son, who was supposed to die in the Battle of Wancheng. At death's door, he activates the “Life-Prolonging Talent System.” Only by winning over the peerless beauties of history can he extend his lifespan and unlock talents. Along the way, Cao Ang uses the System to win over beauties and prolong his life, while secretly building up his strength: curbing Liu Bei's rise, blockading the waterways of Jiangdong, and breaking up enemy al 26.2kReads8.9Score3.2kShelves

   Reader note

   You can read it, The Three Kingdoms Harem Wen Quan Mo Wen

3. 1303 虎 The Tiger Carries His Beloved Home! 虎驮良人归！ Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭6k WordsCompleted A Tiger Carries the Good Man Home! 79Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 1304 欢 Ode to Joy (Class Reunion) 欢乐颂（同学聚会） Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天21k WordsCompleted Ode to Joy: Class Reunion 427Reads—Score—Shelves

   Reader note

   Have fun and laugh every day.

5. 1305 主 Sacrifice the Protagonist to Heaven! Boundless Magic? 主角祭天！法力无边？ Bo L Tang波l棠95k WordsCompleted Sacrifice the Protagonist to Heaven! Boundless Magic Power? 6Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 1306 青 The Secret Records of Qingwu: A Feng Shui Master 青乌秘录之风水师 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭7k WordsCompleted The Secret Records of Qingwu: A Feng Shui Master 95Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 1307 情 Record of the Illusory Sea of Love: The Great Void Livestream 情天幻海录太虚直播间 Bo L Tang波l棠Ancient Romance479k WordsCompleted The Illusory Realm of the Great Void, by the shores of the Sea of Love. Fairy Jing Huan had been staring blankly into a water mirror for three days. What it reflected was not her peerless beauty, but the countless scenes of the mortal world: office workers scrolling through their phones on the subway, middle-aged men and women haggling at matchmaking corners, livestreamers crying, “Brother, love me!”, and exhausted wage slaves staying up late making PowerPoints until they went bald... “Such mudd 4Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 1308 烬 Crimson Finery Amid the Ashes: The Pursuit of His Wife 烬余红妆之追妻 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭14k WordsCompleted Crimson Finery Amid the Ashes: The Pursuit of His Wife 50Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 1309 妹 My Sister Stole My Identity, Not Knowing She Was Marrying the General Who Died in Battle in My Place 妹妹抢我身份，却不知是替我嫁给战死的将军 Gazing at the Wind and Moon览风月Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted My younger sister stole my identity, never knowing she was taking my place in marrying a general who would die in battle. 645Reads—Score—Shelves

   Reader note

   Very funny short story

10. 1310 凝 Focused Vision: Her Hunt and Pilgrimage 凝视觉——她的狩猎与朝圣 Bo L Tang波l棠53k WordsCompleted Ning Vision: Her Hunt and Pilgrimage 2Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 1311 旧 Lanterns of the Old Alley 《旧巷灯笼》 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭7k WordsCompleted Lanterns in the Old Alley 41Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 1312 全 My Whole Family Are Occult Masters, While I'm Just a Lazy Fish 全家玄门大佬，而我咸鱼一条 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Female-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted Everyone in My Family Is a Master of the Mystical Arts, but I'm Just a Lazybones 51Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 1313 今 How Do You Plan to Save the World Today? 今天你打算怎么拯救世界 Bo L Tang波l棠93k WordsCompleted How Will You Save the World Today? 1Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 1314 百 The Ancestor's Parody of Versailles: A Lecture Hall of Laughter 百家笑谭老祖宗的凡尔赛讲堂 Bo L Tang波l棠583k WordsCompleted Emergency report! Emergency report! The Chinese cultural heritage system has triggered a Level Three Red Alert! The meeting room at the Heavenly Dao Administration was in chaos. Three curves plunged on the holographic display: The first line, labeled [System Comprehension], had fallen from 85% in the Tang Dynasty to 32% in the 21st century. The second line, labeled [Integrity Index], had gone from the dazzling galaxy of the "Hundred Schools of Thought" era to today's scattered "quotes from fa 16Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 1315 我 My Silly Girlfriend, Little Rabbit 我的傻子女友小兔 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Modern Romance175k WordsCompleted My Girlfriend Is a Sweet, Naive Fool… 197Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 1316 我 After I Died, My Brother Said He Was Sorry 我死后，哥哥说他错了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted After I Died, My Brother Said He Was Wrong 20Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 1317 被 After Being Vilified Across the Internet, I Expose a Shocking Scam by a Top Tycoon Family 被全网唾骂后，我曝光了顶级豪门的惊天骗局 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭7k WordsCompleted After Being Vilified Across the Internet, I Exposed a Shocking Scam by a Top-Ranking Family 218Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 1318 孙 My Granddaughter Called Me Outdated on Livestream, So I Turned Around and Licensed It to Her Competitor 孙女直播嫌我过时，我转身授权了竞争对手 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted My granddaughter called me outdated on her livestream, so I turned around and gave a license to our competitor 2Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 1319 童 The Nightmare Mansion 童魘大厦 Bo L Tang波l棠66k WordsCompleted The Nightmare Tower 3Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 1320 巷 The Old Key at the End of the Alley 巷尾的旧钥匙 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Modern Romance8k WordsCompleted The Old Key at the End of the Alley 33Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 1321 身 Trapped in a Well's Corner, My Heart Reaches for the Stars 身在井隅，心向星光 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted Though Trapped in a Well, My Heart Reaches for the Stars 5Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 1322 无 Endless Sleep 无尽之眠 Bo L Tang波l棠49k WordsCompleted Endless Sleep 1Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 1323 大 The Great Sage Returns: I Just Sealed the Demon Ancestor, and the Jade Emperor Made Me Emperor 大圣归：我刚镇魔祖，玉帝就封禅 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Eastern Fantasy127k WordsCompleted Sun Wukong shattered his own divine bones to forge a lock, sealing the Demon Ancestor Rahu as he tried to break through the Chaos. The Jade Emperor descended with the gods and Buddhas of the heavens. Facing Pangu’s remnant soul, returned from the void, and Nuwa’s sacred statue, he claimed to have slain the Demon Ancestor with the Haotian Mirror. In his previous life, Wukong exposed the truth in anger, only for Heaven to accuse him of “slandering the Supreme One.” They locked him in the Golden He 74Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 1324 当 When the Free Nanny Starts Charging 当免费保姆开始收费 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted When the Free Housekeeper Starts Charging 12Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 1325 影 Shadow Game: Who's Watching Me? 影子游戏：谁在偷看我 Bo L Tang波l棠33k WordsCompleted Shadow Games: Who's Watching Me? 1Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 1326 辞 After Quitting, I Crush Workplace PUA and Make a Million 辞职后，我踹烂职场PUA狂赚百万 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭9k WordsCompleted After Quitting, I Crushed Workplace PUA and Raked in Millions 66Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 1327 就 Over Five Cents, I Cost the Company Fifty Million 就为5分钱，我让公司损失5000万 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted Over Five Cents, I Cost the Company 50 Million 4Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 1328 两 Collection of Two Forgettings: Records of an Unknown Daoist Couple Among Clouds and Waters 两忘集——无名道侣云水录 Bo L Tang波l棠44k WordsCompleted The Collection of Two Forgotten: The Unnamed Daoist Couple's Record of Clouds and Waters 11Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 1329 你 You’re Possessive, I’m Unhinged: I’m Taking the Cultivation World by Storm 你病娇，我疯癫，修真界里拽炸天 Little Wen Cub文崽仔Ancient Romance680k WordsCompleted [Mutual Devotion, Yandere, Mind Reading, Anti-Romance, Transmigrate into a Book] [Yandere, Gloomy Male Lead × Goofy Female Lead] [Also known as: What Happened After the Best Actor and Best Actress Tried to Act Their Way Through a Romance and Both Fell Flat] After transmigrating into a cultivation novel as a minor character destined to die, Chi Yu is told by the System to win over the male lead, Shen Yanzhou. If she succeeds, she'll get ten billion. Chi Yu: Money doesn't matter. The main thing is 21.8kReads9.2Score3.1kShelves

    Reader note

    The beginning of this scene made me laugh [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] This heroine has a ridiculous temperament. Other heroines are gentle and petty in attacking the male protagonist. This heroine forces the male protagonist to follow the heroine's plot. ❤️‍🔥I laughed to death😆 Although the little junior sister is a wicked person, she has a good outlook on life. She once said that she is invincible and will never be aggrieved.

30. 1330 我 My Overbearing Wife 我的老婆霸道大人 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted My Wife, the Overbearing Lady 158Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 1331 被 After Being Sidelined and Laid Off, My Former Boss Begged Me to Acquire the Company 被架空裁员后，前老板跪求我收购 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭7k WordsCompleted After They Sidelined Me and Laid Me Off, My Former Boss Begged Me to Buy the Company 3Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 1332 杀 Conquering the Three Kingdoms: On Martial Prowess, I Am No Match for Bai Ji 杀穿三国之论武功，某不及白给也 The Gene Knight基因侠Historical180k WordsCompleted A young man in the Three Kingdoms gets a raw deal and awakens the ancestral blade of the God of Killing, Bai Qi. He slashes his way through a mindless power fantasy set in the Three Kingdoms. Hua Xiong? “I can take him down with one strike!” Lu Bu? No match at all! Lu Bu says, “When it comes to martial arts, I, Lu Bu, am no match for Bai Gei!” 4Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    If you like to laugh, read Gene Man's books. The first one is quite funny. [Laugh]

33. 1333 山 Classic of Mountains and Seas: Return to the Great Desolation 山海经·大荒归墟 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Female-Channel Fanfiction16k WordsCompleted The Classic of Mountains and Seas: Return to the Great Desolation 86Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 1334 全 My Whole Family Are Masters of the Mystical Arts, but I'm a Materialist 全家玄门大佬，而我唯物主义 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted My Whole Family Are Masters of the Mystical Arts, but I'm a Materialist 7Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 1335 婚 After My Premarital Health Report Was Exposed, I Became the City's Public Enemy 婚检报告曝光后，我成了全城罪人 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted After My Premarital Health Report Was Exposed, I Became the City's Public Enemy 5Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 1336 苟 Farming in the Three Kingdoms with a Pocket Dimension 苟在三国空间种田 The Gene Knight基因侠Historical311k WordsCompleted The protagonist, Zhang Huaijin, is a senior at Nanyang No. 3 High School. By chance, he awakens the ancestral jade pendant that contains a pocket dimension and transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era. He embarks on an extraordinary life of farming, stockpiling goods, summoning beauties, cooking delicious food, opening grain shops and restaurants, saving lives, traveling across the land, and interacting with famous figures from the Three Kingdoms. He seeks no dominion and changes no part of histo 3Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 1337 天 Heavenly Profound Venerable Beyond the Heavens: Every Disciple I Take Is Supreme in the Three Realms 天外玄尊：我收的徒弟都是三界至尊 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭8k WordsCompleted Mystic Exalt from Beyond the Heavens: My Disciples Are All Supreme Beings of the Three Realms 65Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 1338 汉 Late Han: Farming in a Time of Chaos 汉末：乱世当种田 The Gene Knight基因侠Historical368k WordsCompleted In the late Eastern Han Dynasty, Liu Tuo, the second son of Liu Du, the governor of Lingling, was inspired by the principles of the Rites of Zhou and proposed a new ideal: “Those who farm should own their land, those who live in homes should own their homes, the elderly should be cared for, and the young should be educated.” He put this vision into practice, creating a different kind of red era at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 1339 死 My Archenemy Has Had a Crush on Me Since He Was Eight 死对头他八岁就开始暗恋我 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted My Archrival Has Had a Crush on Me Since He Was Eight 14Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 1340 我 I Just Awakened My System, and Her Dad Told Me to Get Lost? 我刚觉醒系统，她爸让我滚远点？ Jing Jiangyan憬江言Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Physical book deal secured, enjoy with confidence] [Ultimate power fantasy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Absurd comedy] [One heroine] [Ensemble cast] [Unhinged] Year 529 of the Cultivation Calendar. Yun Mochen wakes from a nap and unexpectedly awakens a System. [Absorb qi and blood to grow stronger!] But there's one big problem: his girlfriend of three months is the daughter of the Zhu Clan's Emperor, one of the five great cultivation clans. Even worse, her emperor father comes straight to his door 74.7kReads8.6Score6.8kShelves

    Reader note

    No sleep tonight! The swordsman's operation is so exciting that he breaks his leg, the output of Tang Dao explodes, and the abstract is hilarious!

41. 1341 沙 A Ridiculous Cheat That Makes Me Shine People's Shoes 沙雕外挂，让我给人擦鞋 Looking East, Facing West望东向西Urban84k WordsOngoing [The Number One Shoe-Shiner in the Shit World] [Recommended for listening (˶ｰ`֊´ｰ)] [The author has gone mad. This book is ridiculously silly, and I'm not responsible if you laugh yourself to death.] I'm Chen Good-for-Nothing, a failed web-novel author. After writing power fantasies for three years, I realized one thing: all a protagonist needs is a cheat. So I gave myself one. Boom! My golden finger arrived: my index finger turned shit-yellow. Whatever it touched changed, and the smell could kn —Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    The first point of view of the author of Pujie, Pujie's representative works: "I Picked Up Trash in Another World", "Reborn as the Director of the Toilet" and "Traveling to Become a Septic Tank".

42. 1342 珍 A Cherished Silver Bracelet 珍藏一条银手链 Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天Modern Romance132k WordsCompleted As children, Zhang Min and Guo Tingting accidentally fell into the river while playing by the bank. Li Zewen rescued them. Years later, after graduating from college, Li Zewen became their teacher. Due to family circumstances, Zhang Min dropped out of high school in her second year and went to work. Years later, she became a sales representative at a valve factory, while Guo Tingting became a nurse at the county hospital. To their surprise, Li Zewen became the man her best friend was set up with 1Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 1343 爆 This Hilarious Power Fantasy Has Pissed Off That Crazy Fish Again 爆笑爽文又惹到那条癫鱼了 Sincere Twelfth Month真诚腊月Ancient Romance137k WordsCompleted You can offend anyone in this world, just don’t provoke that crazy fish. When she flies into a rage, she doesn’t care who you are. The law, good manners, filial piety? All worthless. Her one rule is simple: if you bully me, I’ll beat you up; if you don’t like it, I’ll beat you up; if I don’t like the look of you, I’ll beat you up. If you try to seduce my man, I’ll beat you up and then sell you off. Why do I like throwing punches? Because I’ve got the strength to back it up. I’d like to keep a lo 26.8kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves
44. 1344 这 Is This Guy Really a Celebrity? 这货真是明星 Maple Like Longing像思念的枫Urban599k WordsCompleted My new book is out! Come check it out, everyone! [Comedy + Lighthearted + Showbiz + Urban] Here’s how people in showbiz describe Wang Yi: “How do I put this? He’s a very talented young man. If only he’d stop using my fame to boost his own, we might even become friends.” The reporters: “Have some shame!” The fans: “I feel like I’ve let myself down by becoming a fan of this guy!” His friends: “He’s a total jerk →_→” Does Wang Yi have a problem? That’s the question. [A zany, goofy, laugh-out-loud, 510Reads6.3Score—Shelves
45. 1345 哥 Bro, This Is a Livestream, Tone It Down!! 哥，这是直播，你收敛点儿！！ Shredded Pork肉丝子Urban378k WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + comedy + wish fulfillment + System + no female lead] Funny in the beginning, satisfying later! In his previous life, Chu Bai was a lowly corporate drone. One day, he transmigrates and joins a livestream reality show, becoming a street vendor selling nine-turn large intestine. Unexpectedly, he winds up with a penniless loser System. That’s right, a penniless loser System! To escape his miserable fate as a pauper as soon as possible, Chu Bai launches into a series of outrageous sc 490Reads6.6Score—Shelves
46. 1346 骑 Delivery Rider, Where’s My Takeout? It’s in Prison. Please 骑手我外卖在哪？外卖在牢里，请 A Xi Little Cannon阿熙小炮Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama adaptation released] [Livestream antics] [Lighthearted comedy] [So funny I’m laughing my ass off] Jiang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and joined a reality show. By random draw, he got a job as a food delivery rider. Carrying two boxes of [everyday umbrellas], Jiang Chen knocked on a customer’s door. Female customer: “You’re late! Because you’re late, my place reeks of flowers!” Jiang Chen gave it a careful sniff. “Nice!” Female customer: “No discussion. I’m filing a complai 12.7kReads8.8Score1.1kShelves
47. 1347 怼 Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强 Rich Young Master from a Poor Family寒门阔少Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 5.9kReads8.8Score806Shelves
48. 1348 都 The City's God-Tier Joke Teller 都市之我是神级段子手 Panda Afei熊猫阿飞Urban378k WordsCompleted Wang Xu transmigrates into a world where people have no sense of humor and are surrounded by countless motivational quotes and brainwashing feel-good platitudes. He is a radio host, and he is bound to a god-tier Host System. As long as he can say something shocking, he earns Shock Points that can be used for a lottery draw! So, to earn the Shock Points he needs and make people laugh, Wang Xu starts bringing all kinds of jokes from his past life onto the air, setting out on the path to becoming a 162Reads6.4Score109Shelves
49. 1349 我 I Just Sell Fried Pancakes, and You Say I'm a Spy? 我就卖个炒饼，你说我是间谍？ Little Flower Eats Cat Food小花吃猫粮Urban452k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and fun, livestream jokes, comedic antics, no female lead] He transmigrated to a parallel world. Su Nan became the owner of a fried-pancake stall. At that moment, he was competing in a variety show called Startup Star. In his previous life, Su Nan had been a naive, clueless college student. How could he possibly know how to make fried pancakes? Luckily, his System awakened just in time. Except... [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have successfully bound the God-Tier Spy System.] Su 3.3kReads9.0Score478Shelves
50. 1350 我 My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald 我的系统整天都想让我秃头 Southwest Mushroom西南蘑菇菌Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd, Funny, Subversive] [Because I've been caught in the rain, I want to smash everyone's umbrellas] [Auntie, you've taken such good care of yourself. You're over 50 and still have all your limbs] [Basketball content included; skip if it's not your thing] When 18-year-old Xu An was told by the System that he'd be standing on a rooftop at 40, looking out at the view, all the color drained from his dream of a life spent lying flat. To somehow make it to 41, he had no choice but to activate t 41.6kReads8.7Score4.2kShelves

Other lists with Please Answer, 404