Looking for Books That'll Make You Laugh Yourself Breathless, With No Romance, Harem, or Morally Twisted Protagonist 求能让人笑断气，无CP，无后宫，主角三观正的书
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- 51 My Junior Sister Is a Black-Hearted Lotus Who Cares Only About Money 师妹是朵黑心莲，莫得感情只认钱 When other people transmigrate into a book, they end up in either a battlefield of romantic rivals or a scene of regret and desperate reconciliation. Lu Youyou, on the other hand, lands in the ultimate cheating scandal!!! The aloof, celibate eldest senior brother: You’ll find someone better someday. Lu Youyou: I can’t even keep someone like you. Where am I supposed to find better? The wickedly charming second senior brother: She needs me more than you do. Lu Youyou: Needs you to wear mourning cl 10.1kReads9.3Score1.4k14d adds
- 52 Other Than Cultivation, My Junior Sister Excels at Everything 除了修炼，师妹她样样精通 After staying up all night, Lin Ruo Xuan suddenly died and found herself inside a book as the villainess. She had opposed the heroine since childhood and kept provoking her even after the heroine awakened her special constitution, digging her own grave until she was finally killed with a single sword strike. But now, looking at her starting status, Lin Ruo Xuan saw that her single spiritual root had become three. Why bother picking a fight? She could barely protect herself. Thinking there was st 12.7kReads8.9Score1.7k14d adds
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The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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- 54 One Move from This Shameless Junior Sister, and the Experts of the Nine Provinces Are All Stunned 缺德师妹一出手，九州大佬全麻了 Lu Lingyou transmigrates into a novel about a universally adored heroine, only to become the cannon-fodder female supporting character. The original owner was useless at everything and always the first to take the blame. The heroine killed a fellow disciple? The heroine leaked the sect's secret techniques? The heroine was secretly involved with the Demon Clan's holy lord? She got blamed for all of it. In the end, she died horribly amid the cheers of the entire cultivation world! Lu Lingyou says 45.7kReads9.1Score6.7k14d adds
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Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder in High-Risk Jobs 快穿之高危职业炮灰
Low traffic, a sketchy score, books that won't sell, and typing everything by hand every day. You don't like it, she doesn't read it. A million dazzling views are worth less than pounding garlic. In this flashy world, patience has died, readers have vanished, and updates are just homework. I can't write blurbs, the author suffers. I want to get drunk, while the heroine drops to her knees. No debut spotlight at all. Two rounds of book testing went down the drain. The title came out awkward, and
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I Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain, and the System Told Me to Save Myself 穿书成反派，系统让我自救
[The rating just came in...] Chen Mo transmigrates into the book Heaven's Plea Record and becomes a minor villain who gets killed by the protagonist from the start. [Ding! The Self-Rescue System has been activated. Self-rescue points, cultivation, techniques, divine gear, and all kinds of items can be exchanged for.] He doesn't want to be the protagonist's lackey, and he certainly doesn't want to die. His only choice is to frantically establish a persona: I'm a good person. I only want what's be
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Don't Ask! I'm an Evil Cultivator Gone Mad Over Appraising Treasures, on My Way to Godhood 别问！问就是邪修鉴宝发癫成神
[Overworked office worker fights back + no romance + strong female lead + livestreamed antiques appraisal + mystery and the paranormal + making money to stay alive + fantastical ideas + lighthearted comedy + sharp-tongued troll] After being reborn, overworked office worker Lu Tianyi is forced to bind herself to a deadly evil-cultivation System! She thought surviving a disaster meant getting a satisfying new life, but it turns out to be a pay-to-survive game! Time left to live: one day! This isn’
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Patriarch Bodhi: From the Southern Heavenly Gate to Honghuang 菩提老祖，从南天门打到洪荒
Wukong was crushed beneath Five-Finger Mountain? The truth is, it wasn’t because the demon monkey had wreaked havoc. The Tathagata wanted to seize the fortune of the Three Realms from him! The instant the mountain fell Patriarch Bodhi stormed Mount Ling: “Bald donkey, you dare touch my beloved disciple? Today, I’ll bring down your Western Heaven!” One spear pierces ten thousand Buddhas; one furious roar shakes the Three Realms! Rescue Wukong and seize all the fortune. From now on, I call the s
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Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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- 60 My Junior Sister Is Gifted, but Lacks Virtue 小师妹天资绝卓，但五行缺德 [Absurd comedy, transmigration, no romance, irreverent cultivation] While other people transmigrated into wealth and privilege, Chi Yu became a lowly servant in a sect, bullied by everyone and forced to wash even her junior sister's chamber pot. She decisively quit that miserable life and fled in the dead of night with a sack over her shoulder. She had planned to quietly be a good girl, but her cunning, shameless nature was already deep in her bones, and it turned out to be contagious. After Chi 11.5kReads9.0Score1.6k14d adds
- 61 The Entire Court Heard My Jinxed Predictions 我的乌鸦嘴被满朝文武听见了 [Jinx / Mind-Reading / Hilarious Wish-Fulfillment / No Romance / Eventually Transmigrates Back / Connecting Two Worlds] Ye Shengxin transmigrated as a top scholar who disguises herself as a man. Every day, besides attending court, she has to make sure no one discovers who she really is. Luckily, she has a System. But the System has lost its memories. It has no idea it maxed out Ye Shengxin’s jinx skills, and it doesn’t know that the entire court can hear both its thoughts and hers. Watching Lord 1.8kReads8.5Score18614d adds
- 62 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score83414d adds
- 63 Who Gets It, Guys? The First Emperor Snatched My System 家人们谁懂啊，系统被始皇截胡了 [Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom 27.3kReads9.4Score4k14d adds
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的
Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t
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The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠
(A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca
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The Soul Fix-It Shop 灵魂万事屋
[Nontraditional Rebirth Story] x [Nontraditional Power Fantasy] x [Goofy Comedy] x [Dry Humor, Absurd Humor, Violent Humor, In Short, Humor] x [Alternate Universe] One night, Li Xiaoman, worn down by the noise from her awful neighbor, suddenly realized that her body was still lying in bed, but her soul had already floated up into the air. Seeing herself in bed and the black cat beside it, she sighed helplessly. "Are you here to collect me? I thought you said it was hard to find a job. Are you s
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From the Start, My Sect Disbands, but My Destiny to Save the World Can’t Be Escaped 开局师门散伙，救世宿命难躲
[Fantasy Adventure + Martial World + Political Intrigue + Classic of Mountains and Seas] [No System, no harem, lighthearted and funny, no tragedy] His master is dead, his senior brother has run off, and his sect has fallen apart. All that remains are strange mountains, strange birds, strange tombs, and strange people. Zhu Xingran heads down the mountain because of a letter, only to be swept into an even greater current, with no way to escape. The times, fate, everything is destiny.
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The Demon-Cultivation Tale of Cat Lao Liu 猫老六修妖传
[Demon Cultivation | Immortal Cultivation | Comedy | Playing the Fool to Catch the Tiger | Ruthless and Decisive] Mao Laoliu was a wild, unrestrained fellow who accidentally came into possession of the Heavenly Toad, a supreme treasure from the Immortal Realm. The toad carried his soul across time and space to a world of immortal cultivators, where he was reborn in the body of a black cat. And so Mao Laoliu began his life as a demon cultivator…
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- 69 I’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Cultivate Immortality 不择手段去修仙 Feel-Good Story + Comedy + Mortal Cultivation + No Harem + Xuanhuan + No System Belief: If you've got thick skin, you get the meat. Motto: If a problem can be solved by sweet-talking, never resort to force. Principle: If nobody messes with me, I'll mess with them anyway. Specialty: Play the pig to eat the tiger. I'm number one at showing off. A street punk from the 21st century accidentally obtains a rare treasure and transmigrates to a world overrun by immortals, demonic cultivators, and practi 11.4kReads8.8Score94914d adds
- 70 Cultivation: I Have a Heaven-Devouring Pearl 修仙，我有一颗吞天珠 By chance, an ordinary young man obtains the most powerful treasure in the Three Realms, the Heaven-Replenishing Pearl. From then on, he defies fate and changes his destiny, fighting his way from the human realm to the spirit realm, founding the world’s strongest people, then battling his way into the immortal realm for the sake of his obsession. He rises from humble beginnings in the mortal world and brings it all to an end in the immortal realm! 8.9kReads8.7Score60914d adds
- 71 The God Who Fell into the Demonic Path 坠入魔道的神 Legend has it that this world is bound by the Heavenly Dao, and only by devouring it can one empower oneself and rise to a higher plane. One day, a Heavenly Dao tomb from a higher plane descended into the mortal world and chose an infant, entering the child's body. From then on, a vast conspiracy gradually unfolded around this child. A lone star of ill fortune descended to the mortal realm, all living beings suffered, and the Divine Clan was destroyed. See how the heaven-chosen youth navigate 18.6kReads8.9Score1.7k14d adds
- 72 Carrying a Coffin on My Way to Cultivate Immortality 扛着棺材去修仙 A young man from a once-prosperous family accidentally finds a jade seal coiled by a dragon. He never realizes that this powerful seal is not only a formidable weapon, but also a key to a world of advanced civilization… 60.2kReads8.5Score3.9k14d adds
- 73 Mortal Cultivation, Beginning with Starlight 凡人修仙，从星光开始 An ordinary boy is chosen by a star and sent from Earth to another world. His fate is changed forever, and he begins his cultivation journey in this unfamiliar land. He stumbles through cultivation, treading as carefully as if on thin ice, all so he can find his way home. But being reborn was simply a fate that had been ordained... 3.2kReads7.3Score23814d adds
- 74 For That Dream, I Will Split Heaven and Earth 为了那个梦，我要开天辟地 Legend has it that everything in this world is an illusion. This world is merely a dream of yours. As long as you exist, this world exists. When you are gone, it will naturally crumble and vanish... Wang Bin lost his world, lost his dream. For the sake of that dream and the person he loved most, he would split open the heavens and cleave the earth. He would create that world... 506Reads—Score—14d adds
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My Junior Sister Is Insane, and Her Mental State Is Miles Ahead 小师妹疯癫，精神状态遥遥领先
{No Romance + Ensemble Cast + Everyone Has Two Faces + Multiple Storylines + Echoes of Fate + The Entire Main Cast Is Platonic} (Also known as: A Thousand Strategies, One Wager) Gathering splendor, Xie Ning; may you flourish through the years. They wished for her to be by their side every day, safe and well year after year. But the world rarely goes as people wish. When the pale red lotus blooms, the blood-lit barrier of ghostly fireflies rises. From the moment Xie Yang stepped back into the dea
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Fang Yi: Ruling the Underworld Through Comedy 我方异，靠搞笑称霸黑道
Average looks, average height, and a painfully timid personality: he used to be an honest man on the street who got bullied by everyone. His only special talents are absurdly good luck and a bizarre way of thinking. He can always solve the nastiest problems in the stupidest ways. He doesn’t fight, smoke, or act tough. He coasts to victory through “misunderstandings,” “coincidences,” and “ridiculous antics.” Everyone thinks he’s unfathomable and is playing the pig to eat the tiger, but in reality
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When I Met Shengxia 遇到盛夏
[PS: This is a fictional school-life story!! Mostly comedy, no romance, with a female supporting character, a close-knit group of bros, and a rivalry between two unlucky opponents. Don’t miss it as you pass by!] First. “Class 8 of Senior Year is no ordinary class: half go work in factories, half go to junior college.” “The Jade Emperor’s power is boundless, help me sweep through the college entrance exam!”... Second. The answer choices in these new-style questions tag and roast one another. A.
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Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京：我靠苟道称霸北海
Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down
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- 79 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 80 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色，我只是想有个家 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 104Reads—Score—14d adds
- 81 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 80Reads—Score—14d adds
- 82 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 83 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 74Reads—Score214d adds
- 84 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙：东吴潘后 Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 45Reads—Score114d adds
- 85 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星：先锋大兵的离谱二战 The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 332Reads—Score—14d adds
- 86 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 102Reads—Score—14d adds
- 87 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 957Reads—Score—14d adds
- 88 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 319Reads—Score—14d adds
- 89 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 61Reads—Score214d adds
- 90 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我，十年后碾压985学霸 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 32Reads—Score114d adds
- 91 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 92 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生，青春婚约的浪漫传承 A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 30Reads—Score—14d adds
- 93 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 94 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我，追白雪的渣男在哪里 Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 95 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 96 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—14d adds
- 97 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 15Reads—Score—14d adds
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Touch My Sister, and Three Punches Won't Be Enough to Kill You 敢动我妹三拳不死算我炸单
The surreal journey of an ordinary guy who dotes on his little sister Yu Xuan: I hereby declare that a little sister is the best control skill in the world for all big brothers. As I always say, if anyone lays a finger on my sister and survives three punches, I’ll blow myself up.
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BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS
BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS
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A Journey Toward Life 一路向生
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