Tomato’s Four Funniest Novels 番茄四大搞笑文

1. 1001 穿 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction32k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 786Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 1002 活 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsCompleted I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 42Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 1003 织 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙：东吴潘后 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction46k WordsCompleted Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 24Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 1004 疯 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷42k WordsCompleted He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 54Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 1005 从 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Eastern Fantasy804k WordsCompleted A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I have lived for thousands of years. I held the position of Marshal Tianpeng in the Heavenly Court and was in charge of 80,000 Tianhe sailors. I have seen a lot of illusion formations of all sizes by the immortals and gods of the three realms. How can the ecstasy marriage charade set up by the four saints jointly be hidden from me? The three beautiful girls Zhenzhen, Ai'ai, and Lianlian were transformed by the three Bodhisattvas Avalokitesvara, Samantabhadra, and Manjusri; the kind and gentle old lady from a rich family in the hall was actually the old mother of Lishan. Others only think that I am a stupid pig who is obsessed with sex and cannot see the trap, but my heart is very clear. Not only was I not afraid of this trap, I was even filled with joy. I wanted to plunge into the trap and go with the flow.

6. 1006 缘 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生，青春婚约的浪漫传承 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Modern Romance710k WordsCompleted A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 16Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 1007 诺 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星：先锋大兵的离谱二战 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷47k WordsCompleted The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 295Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 1008 魔 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我，追白雪的渣男在哪里 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction35k WordsCompleted Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 3Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 1009 高 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我，十年后碾压985学霸 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷28k WordsCompleted I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 40Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 1010 我 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷36k WordsCompleted My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 279Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 1011 星 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷11k WordsCompleted Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 11Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 1012 千 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷29k WordsCompleted A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 39Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 1013 灵 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Mystery450k WordsCompleted That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 1014 穿 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 11Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 1015 清 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance35k WordsCompleted A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 1Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 1016 落 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance34k WordsCompleted Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 3Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 1017 一 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 11Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 1018 我 My Immortal Cultivation Journey Is Bursting with Spring! 我的修仙之路，春意盎然哪！ Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Eastern Fantasy343k WordsOngoing [Immortal Cultivation] [Everyday Life] [Comedy] [Wild Imagination] [Mythology] [Monsters and Spirits] [Fantasy] [Cultivation] My name is Li Po. After being reborn, I became Zhu Bajie's disciple by a twist of fate, inherited his teachings, and entered the world of immortal cultivation through his introduction. Immortal cultivation, comedy, daily life, and a bevy of beauties have become the defining features of my cultivation journey, because I know full well that my way of cultivating is nothing —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Whose life is not a rag made up of fragments?

19. 1019 我 My Best Friend Is Such a Stud, and She Hits So Hard 我闺蜜超man，她打人老疼了 Big Dragon Fruit大那火龙果Urban609k WordsOngoing [Man transmigrates into a woman] [Strong heroine] [Decisive and ruthless] [Gender-bending romance] An ace agent's soul transmigrates into a young girl. She doesn't shrink back or lose heart, but calmly accepts reality. Let's stick to one principle: The strong never complain about their circumstances. Even if I've become a woman, I'm going to be the female lead of a male-oriented power fantasy! When it's time to be decisive, she's decisive. When it's time to take down scum, she does so without me 324Reads—Score—Shelves

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20. 1020 打 I Lost a Fight, So I Deserved to Become a Peerless Fairy Monster 打架输了活该穿成绝世大妖精 Big Dragon Fruit大那火龙果Ancient Romance566k WordsCompleted [Male-to-female transformation, gender-bender, exclusive romance, brainless fun, thrilling throughout with a touch of angst.] [Fantasy immortal-demon world meets ancient reality] [forced love + sweet romance + no saintly heroine] [Insight + bewitching charm + dazzling beauty + demonic physician + lightning-fast makeovers] Before transmigrating, he was a ruthless demon lord. Afterward, she became an ordinary young woman. The original owner was the legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's house 537Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 1021 规 I Set the Rules, and Three Thousand Divine Transformation Maidens 规则被我定，三千化神女 The Great Dao Strikes True, Pangu Transforms into a Divine Maiden大道打真盘古化神女Eastern Fantasy288k WordsCompleted P.S. This book has no set main plot. I write whatever comes to mind. It's all about absurd comedy, so don't read if that's not your thing! Good news: I'm invincible! I can decree the rules of the heavens and all worlds with a single word, and even the Tomato novel platform's reviewers have to follow my rules! Bad news: I have butterfingers! One slip of the hand or tongue, and everything turns into a mortifying disaster. From me to the greats of the heavens and all worlds, we're all so embarrass —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is funny, fast-paced, and imaginative. Every chapter is full of laughter and excitement. If you don't believe it, just read it [laughing]

22. 1022 凡 A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality: Whatever the Protagonist Has, I Have Too 凡人修仙之主角有啥我有啥 You Wu有悟Male-Channel Fanfiction640k WordsOngoing Wang Defa: I just touched an electric wire. How did I end up transmigrating to the World of Mortal Cultivation?! By sheer coincidence, he tags along with the protagonist Han Li, slacking off, fighting monsters, and braving secret realms. The whole point is to experience the joy of cultivation firsthand~ 1. This is mainly a comedy. The pace is a little slow early on, but it's picked up now! 2. The plot has been tweaked just a tiny bit, so the author doesn't get in trouble for stirring the pot. 3. 57Reads6.2Score—Shelves

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    This funny suggestion reads the introduction and then chooses whether to read it or not.

23. 1023 救 Help! I've Become the Child of a Tyrant Villain and His Enchantress 救命！穿成反派暴君和妖妃的崽了 Mu Shuilin木水林Ancient Romance528k WordsCompleted [Everyone's Darling + Adorable Baby + Growing Up + Comedy + Entire Cast of Villains + Transmigrate into a Book] After transmigrating into a book, she became the little daughter of the cultivation world's villainous tyrant and wicked consort who brought a kingdom to ruin. Her father was a tyrant of unparalleled cruelty, the likes of whom appeared only once in a thousand years. Her mother was a favored consort who had the entire imperial harem in turmoil, arrogant and domineering. One night in the 2.9kReads9.3Score415Shelves
24. 1024 我 After I Went Off the Rails, My Whole Villainous Family Turned Over a New Leaf! 我发癫后，全家反派都从良了！ Zong Li纵里Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd Memes + 1v1, Both Leads Are Sexually Inexperienced + Beloved by All + Wild, Unhinged Couple: Xi Congrong] [A Totally Unhinged, Random, All-Rounder Heroine vs. A Villainous Male Lead Who’s Elegant, Scheming, and Has an Unusual Way of Thinking] You are the nanny’s daughter, with a tragic background: a gambling-addicted father, a fragile mother, and a lily-white innocent side to you. On your first day accompanying your mother to work at the mansion, the real heiress makes things difficult f 11.1kReads9.3Score2kShelves
25. 1025 少 Cut the Nonsense—The Villain Goes All-Out 少逼逼歪歪，反派火力全开 Ninety-Nine Points九拾九分Modern Romance517k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + adored by everyone + unhinged antics + wealthy-family ensemble + wish fulfillment] (This story contains no BL. Don’t take the comedic scenes seriously. If that bothers you, please don’t read. Best enjoyed without overthinking~) After transmigrating into a book as a rich, beautiful, brainless villain, Shang Yang was furious. Why did a villain still have to go to school?!!! If you’re rich, shouldn’t you be able to lie flat and enjoy the good life? And to make matters worse, af 85.3kReads8.9Score11.6kShelves
26. 1026 模 After a Thousand Simulations, I've Mastered the Escape Game 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 263.8kReads9.6Score51.6kShelves

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    These are a few, three novels and two comics that are quite funny anyway.

27. 1027 我 I’m Three and a Half, and I’ll Become a Legend in Rule-Based Horror With Basic Attacks 我三岁半，靠普攻在规则怪谈封神 One of the Idlers闲人之一Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted The animated series is now available. [No heroine + comedy + subversion of expectations + infinite-flow + livestreaming + rule-based horror] Rule-based horror descends upon Blue Star, and each country randomly selects one person to take part. If the contestant wins, their nation prospers. If they lose, their nation declines. After losing two rounds of games, the people of the Dragon Kingdom are in dire straits. The next horror scenario arrives, and by sheer coincidence, it selects Xia Ye, who ha 9.8kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
28. 1028 高 High Martial: A Matchup? I Can Beat Even the Empress! 高武：对比？女帝我也包赢的！ Rolling in the Dirt, Eating Tomatoes扑土吃番茄Urban4.3M WordsCompleted My name is Xu Anyan. In my previous life, I left Blue Star, ventured into the stars, attained the throne of an emperor, and subdued the heavens. After I fell, I was reborn and bound to the [Comparison System] alongside the boy staying at my house. Every so often, the System compares our strength. If I win, I receive a huge cache of resources to help me grow faster. If I lose, I have to take on a [Devoted Simp Challenge]. I have absolute confidence in myself. There’s no way the latter could e 103kReads8.9Score11.4kShelves

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    I really don't take the tsundere Fengshuang Emperor seriously~~~It's so funny.

29. 1029 兄 Bro, Are You Some Kind of Human Incubus? Fluffy Creatures Are Chasing You Everywhere 兄弟你人类魅魔啊？毛茸茸追着跑 Yue Jian Ying月见莺Urban3.4M WordsOngoing [This book has been signed for print publication] [Light livestreaming + Animals + No romance] Lu Xiao, a professor of botany and zoology, quits his job and heads alone to the Kunlun Mountains to gather research material, becoming a solitary yet vibrant mountain guardian. During his first winter in the mountains, he says he wants a cat. The very next moment, his dog brings him a snow leopard cub abandoned by its mother. Dog, this isn’t what I meant by a cat. This is a little too hardcore. He thi 83.4kReads9.7Score6.8kShelves
30. 1030 机 Age of Mecha Girls: My Girls are All World-class Racing Machines 机娘纪元：我的机娘都是世界级 The Penguin Who Can't Wake Up睡不醒的企鹅Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Mecha Girls] + [Racing] + [Sweet Romance and Growth] + [Tomato’s only top-tier star racing novel] Once highly sought after by racing clubs, the top mecha girl is now ignored by everyone at the scrapyard. No one is willing to bond with her, even if she offers herself for free. She’s an “assassin race car” with unbeatable acceleration but terrible handling. Su Nian, a top racing driver from Earth, had hoped to make his mark in a world where racing technology lagged behind and success depended ent 30.9kReads9.7Score3.3kShelves
31. 1031 一 A Lifetime Is Long, but This Goofball Does Whatever They Want 一生一世很长，沙雕做事太狂 Wei Zhi为枝Modern Romance233k WordsCompleted No CP, by the way~ Jiang Zao inexplicably transmigrates into a book! She becomes the vicious fake heiress in an entertainment-industry novel. The plot has already reached the point where the fake heiress is infamous, blacklisted from showbiz, disowned by her family, and framed by the male lead. Jiang Zao is speechless. The world kissed me with pain, so I died from it... Jiang Zao joins a dating show and becomes famous by acting completely unhinged. Top-tier star male lead: “Jiang Zao, stop pest 1.3kReads8.5Score192Shelves

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    Although the ratings of the first and second books are a bit low, they are still very funny. The heroine of the third book is very crazy and sick. It is extremely funny. She laughed until she was beating the bed in the middle of the night. Highly recommended.

32. 1032 娱 The Monkey King of Showbiz, Each Monkey Better Than the Last 娱乐圈里吗喽王，一猴更比一猴强 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance333k WordsCompleted Why are you reading the blurb? Look at me! [Showbiz + absurd comedy + one-on-one romance + no logic + unhinged] [Unhinged actress Qiao Ling × lovesick young heir Xi Fei, both inexperienced] Also known as: “After Transmigrating into a Book, I Became a Monkey in Showbiz” “Hey, Is It Just Me, or Are Her Haters Acting Weird?” Qiao Ling transmigrated into a book only to go bankrupt, owing a billion yuan and saddled with countless haters. Just after getting off the plane, an agitated hater made her sl 688Reads8.9Score119Shelves
33. 1033 我 I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖，养亿点崽子怎么了 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance918k WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover 21.7kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves

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    The first one is a bitch + evil + crazy + funny. The second one is a bitch + supernatural and has no cp. The heroine has raised a lot of spirit beast cubs, and the spirit beasts are bosses everywhere.

34. 1034 仙 An Immortal World's Big Shot Enjoys Retirement in the Mortal Realm 仙界大佬在凡人界的养老生活 Woodland Morning Breeze木澜晨风Eastern Fantasy518k WordsCompleted A mighty immortal of the celestial realm has grown tired of his disciples’ endless challenges. By chance, he arrives in the mortal realm at the shabby little Qingyun Sect, applies for a job as a servant, and plans to enjoy a quiet retirement sweeping floors, cooking porridge, and gazing at the moon. But crises keep striking Qingyun Sect. As he deals with them, the shabby little sect, which sometimes can’t even pay its workers, is forced to grow into a major cultivation hub, then becomes a hotbed 69Reads6.4Score112Shelves
35. 1035 三 Three Kingdoms: Defying Fate and Changing Destiny, No More Regrets for Shu Han 三国：逆天改命，蜀汉不再意难平 Woodland Morning Breeze木澜晨风Historical129k WordsCompleted No transmigration, no rebirth, no System. The story unfolds within the original framework of Romance of the Three Kingdoms. It rewrites battles that ended in regret, showing how ordinary people quietly turn the tide of history and destiny. 335Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 1036 满 The Entire Court Begged Me Not to Get Married 满朝文武都求着我别嫁人 Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance630k WordsCompleted Gu Zhao transmigrates into a celebrated female general. To avoid giving herself away and stay alive, she has one goal: resign! She has to resign! But... Want to go back to the countryside and raise chickens? The entire court: “You can raise chickens in the capital, too!” Want to go back to the countryside and find someone to marry? The emperor waves a hand grandly: “Choose any man in the entire court!” So Gu Zhao takes her imperial edict of betrothal and goes from house to house collecting money 4.8kReads8.3Score646Shelves

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    I just picked it up. It's such an alternative theme. The heroine wanted to resign and said she wanted to go back to the countryside to raise chickens. In order to flatter her, all the civil and military officials in the court said in unison that chickens could be raised in the capital city. After that, their sons all became candidates for raising chickens. It was hilarious [crying with laughter]

37. 1037 硝 Boiling Wine with Saltpeter: Sun Ce Is Dead, and Da Qiao Is Pregnant 硝石煮酒：孙策死了，大乔有了 Sweet Punchline甜梗Historical697k WordsOngoing [Special Warning]: Reading this novel may make you laugh so hard you spit, crow like a rooster, or lose your mind. If you experience any of these symptoms, call 120 immediately! In Jian'an Year 5, Sun Ce entrusted his family to my care. I, a top graduate of Lanxiang Technical School, became the most dangerous friend to women in Jiangdong. Da Qiao: “I’m pregnant!” Xiao Qiao: “Zhou Lang is still alive! How dare you?” Zhou Yu: “Why was I born if there had to be a chemist?” Zou Shi: “You understand 47Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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    Three Kingdoms, Sun Quan: I really can't say this stepfather!!!

38. 1038 修 Why Has This Shameless Creep Turned Up in the Cultivation World? 修仙界怎么来了你这缺德玩意？ Little Chicken, I Eat, Eat, Eat小鸡我吃吃吃Eastern Fantasy122k WordsOngoing [Goofy] [Lighthearted] [Self-Sabotage] [Pranks] [Absurd] [A fun, goofy cultivation story. Relax and enjoy the ride!] The good news: Li Jin transmigrated to a world of cultivation. The bad news: he got bound to a System that makes him stronger whenever he does something wicked. Li Jin: System, you're slandering my good name! When have I ever done anything wicked? System: Host, I already recorded that nasty thing you just did. ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ ‧̣̥̇) Sect Elder: Who on earth let this menace into our 40Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Bullies in a small town run rampant and bully ordinary people. The male protagonist seizes the opportunity to plot revenge against him. After completing the challenges assigned by the system, his cultivation level increases greatly. The bully becomes angry and the whole city offers a reward for his arrest. The protagonist changes his appearance and sneaks into a larger city to find new opportunities.

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