Hilarious Stories That'll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing 超级搞笑的文，搞笑的肚子痛那种

1. 301 修 Too Many Goofballs in the Spirit Realm, So the Female Side Character Takes the Lead in Causing Chaos 修灵界太多沙雕，女配带头风骚 Slightly Spicy Braised Eggplant红烧茄子薇辣Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy Heroine × Cool Top Disciple, Comedy + Memes + Unhinged Antics + No Moral Boundaries] Just after her love letter reaches the male lead, Yu Li, Ruan Xin suddenly awakens to the fact that she’s become the wicked female antagonist in a novel where everyone dotes on the heroine. Looking at the male lead, who’s as cool and distant as an exiled immortal, Ruan Xin declares: “The first rule of staying alive is to draw your sword. So I’ll take out my crush first.” To avoid the fate of being disembo 8.3kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves

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   [Silly Female Lead × Aloof CEO] 🍁The awakened female supporting character escapes the male lead at the beginning. 🍁She meets a boyfriend who is both charming and coquettish, but after many twists and turns, she still ends up with the male lead.

2. 302 相 I Pretended to Be a Cringe Guy on a Blind Date, but the Trillionaire CEO Insisted on Showering Me with Gifts 相亲装下头男，千亿总裁非要倒贴 Have Seen George见过乔治Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [System] + [Everyday Life] + [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] + [Absurd Humor] + [Just for Fun] Xu Fang transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to the [Useless in Every Way System]. If he gets rejected on one hundred blind dates and gets blocked by one hundred women, he can walk away with a nine-hundred-billion retirement payout! Ninety-nine dates, ninety-nine blocks. The record speaks for itself. With his progress bar at 99/100, Xu Fang is determined to win the final round. Facing the cool 130kReads8.1Score12.5kShelves

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   This is truly abstract, hilarious, and the short film was absolutely hilarious! [Laughing]

3. 303 开 From the Start, I Beg Zhu Yuanzhang for a Mandate, Protecting Great Ming for Three Hundred Years 开局讨封朱元璋，庇护大明三百年 Peaceful as a Distant Mountain安如远山Historical220k WordsOngoing Zhang Chen transmigrates and becomes a snake! Luckily, he's bound to a System that lets him devour things and cultivate! After a hundred years of hard cultivation, he finally reaches the point where he can undergo tribulation and transform into a dragon! But the System warns him that spiritual energy is depleted in this world, and the death rate for those who take human form during the heavenly tribulation is as high as 99%! Zhang Chen grits his teeth and decisively chooses another way to transf 2.3kReads6.2Score103Shelves

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   🌺🌺🌺I'm dying of laughter, I'm rolling on the floor laughing, hahahahaha. The protagonist is reborn as a snake, about to undergo tribulation and transform into a dragon, just as Zhu Yuanzhang is building the Qinhuai River embankment. "Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, do I look like a dragon?" "I think you look like the guardian dragon of my Ming Dynasty!"

4. 304 我 My Years in the Great Ming 我在大明那些年 Qing Hong青红Historical8.6M WordsOngoing [The first long-life novel set in the Ming Dynasty on the entire internet] Li Qing transmigrates to the early Ming Dynasty and, through a twist of fate, becomes a disciple of Zhang Landa. He lives a carefree life for years. In the fifteenth year of the Hongwu era, Empress Ma falls gravely ill, and by chance, Li Qing becomes her attending physician. From then on, Li Qing begins his journey through the Ming Dynasty. He experiences the bloodshed and turmoil of the Hongwu era and gets caught up in t 246.5kReads9.4Score19.5kShelves
5. 305 盗 Tomb Raiding: What Do I Do After Stealing Something Off the Clan Leader from the Start? 盗墓：开局偷到族长身上肿么办？ Niohuru Qiling钮祜禄氏起灵Two Male Leads1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy, no romance in the main story, an unconventional protagonist] Zhang You's nickname was Zhang Sneaky. After pulling off one last trick, he retired to the world of Grave Robbers' Chronicles. So much for retirement. Why was his start so miserable? He'd been starving for three days, and didn't have a single cent on him! Luckily, he still had the skills left behind by his shady System. But where was he supposed to find money for food out in the middle of nowhere? Sorry, buddy, bu 15.6kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves

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   Everyone!!! I highly recommend this book! It's absolutely hilarious! [Laughing and crying emojis] I kept reading and laughing, it was so funny, my stomach hurt from laughing so much! I only discovered this great book yesterday. It's a little short now, but the humor is irresistible. The rating is a bit low, but I'm sure it will rise in the future, it's super good! Trust me, read this, it's really good! (//∇//) The synopsis is hilarious, and the content is even funnier, haha, especially the scenes where the protagonist farts at Hei Xiazi and Xiao Ge, and the protagonist gets spanked by Xiao Ge, are particularly funny. [Please update more frequently][Lick your screen][Lick your screen][Lick your screen][Lick your screen][Admire][Admire][Admire][Admire][Send hearts][Send hearts][Send hearts][Send hearts][Send hearts] Super funny~(￣▽￣~) Really (//∇//) It can really make you laugh to death in the middle of the night, I laughed so hard I screamed, and because I laughed for a long time and so loudly, a slipper flew over and hit me on the head, really, you can imagine how funny it was.

6. 306 社 A Salaryman Transmigrates into The Legend of the Condor Heroes: Black Lotus Rong and Wanyan Kang 社畜穿越到射雕：黑莲蓉和完颜康 Nuwa Is Catching Up on Sleep女娲补觉中Female-Channel Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted [The Legend of the Condor Heroes fanfic | Power fantasy | Comedy | Martial arts | Political intrigue | Strong leads | Happy ending | Guaranteed to make you laugh like a goose] Good news: I’ve become Huang Rong, the heroine of The Legend of the Condor Heroes. I’m the cleverest person under heaven, my father is Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, and my fiancé is the protagonist. Bad news: I switched fiancés. Who did I switch him for? Yang Kang. One of the original story’s biggest villains. He died 247Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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   [Hilarious Time Travel | Strong vs. Strong Pullover] [Kiss] A modern-day office worker accidentally travels to the world of Jin Yong's Legend of the Condor Heroes. According to the original script, she should be shipping Guo Jing and Huang Rong, but she immediately falls for the tragically fated Prince Yang Kang. The female lead appears to be a queen with an overwhelming aura, her mind a barrage of (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or witty remarks), a walking machine, with a quirky yet strong personality and a knack for causing trouble. Yang Kang is cunning, deep, and restrained. The tug-of-war between the two is endless, like a tangled mess of sweet potatoes, impossible to unravel. Famous scenes from the original story are all ruined: the fisherman, woodcutter, farmer, and scholar; Master Yideng saving Huang Rong; the Mount Hua Sword Tournament… all are rewritten by her. Yang Kang, originally destined for destruction, has his fate subtly reversed under her chaotic actions, and tragedy is averted. A hilarious martial arts story, where she both satirizes the martial world and saves the young prince!

7. 307 毒 The Poisonous Strategist, the Emperor's Son-in-Law: Zhu Yuanzhang, Don't Panic 毒士帝婿，朱元璋你别怂 Desolate Dust荒尘Historical2.0M WordsCompleted Li Qi transmigrated. And, of all people, he ended up as Li Shanchang’s only son! To avoid the fate of having his entire family executed, Li Qi decided to court disaster and unconditionally fawn over the wise and mighty Hongwu Emperor, Taizu of the Great Ming, Zhu Yuanzhang. “What? There’s a corrupt official?” “Your Majesty, don’t worry. How about peeling off his skin and stuffing it with straw?” “What? Most scholars in the early Ming refuse to serve in office?” “Don’t worry, Your Majesty. Strip 2.9kReads8.7Score460Shelves
8. 308 我 I’m a Ghost Officer, So Why Are You Asking Me to Marry the Campus Beauty? 我一个鬼差，你让我跟校花领证？ V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban2.4M WordsCompleted [Just Started College, and I Married the Aloof Campus Belle] [I’m a ghost officer. You want me to marry the campus belle?] [College Student Ghost Officer] [Campus Belle Wife] [Marriage Before Love] [Ferryman] … Synopsis: On his first day of college, freshman Cao Ning is forced to marry Xia Shihan, his betrothed, whom he has never met. He thinks it’s just a minor incident, but when he returns to campus to register, he discovers that the beautiful upperclasswoman at the registration desk is the ve 39.3kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves

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   I laughed so hard I screamed like a pig in the middle of the night, and my mom told me to get out! [Crying][crying][crying][crying][crying]

9. 309 糕 Cake Above All 糕糕在上 The Wind Goes Whoosh大风呼呼的Ancient Romance243k WordsCompleted Transmigration - Cozy Daily Life - Lighthearted - Slow Burn Gu Li is a nationally certified pastry chef. Because her body and soul have yet to fully settle into one another after transmigrating, she has become the village idiot, famous for miles around. After more than ten years of being treated like a fool, Gu Li has recently grown troubled. To avoid paying the head tax, her family has actually decided to send her to a landlord as a concubine. Being a concubine is out of the question. Making pa 8.3kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves

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   Heartwarming slice-of-life story, around 200,000 words, lighthearted and humorous.

10. 310 摆 Ferryman: From the Start, Keeping Watch Over the Campus Beauty at the Crematorium 摆渡人：开局在火葬场给校花守灵 V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban500k WordsCompleted [Urban + campus beauty + college life + supernatural + ferryman + underworld + firearms] Heavenly Funeral Home Hiring Notice: Location: Cremation Room Job: Corpse Handler Pay: Day shift, 800 per day; night shift, 1,200 per day (must work at least seven days!) Requirements: Brave, no high blood pressure, heart disease, mental illness... Netizen 1: "Is anything scarier than being broke? 1,200 for one night? I'd not only carry corpses, I'd chase them down if they ran away." Netizen 2: "1,200 fo 5kReads9.0Score339Shelves
11. 311 禁 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 197kReads8.8Score7.4kShelves

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    If these don't make your stomach hurt from laughing, if they don't make you laugh so hard you can't hold it in, I'll eat my hat! [Laughs]

12. 312 半 Half Beast Tongue, Half Sweetness 半是兽语半是糖 The Wind Goes Whoosh大风呼呼的Ancient Romance221k WordsCompleted Transmigration + spatial spirit spring + lighthearted comedy + cozy daily life Zhang Mingbao, one of the country's top veterinarians, transmigrates to ancient times with a space. Using her superb medical skills and spatial powers, she treats people's livestock, saves warhorses, writes veterinary manuals, improves horse breeds, and helps her family, her village, and the whole Great Zhou grow prosperous, as much as she can. In Boyang Prefectu 150Reads8.7Score—Shelves
13. 313 穿 I Transmigrated and Picked Up a Five-and-a-Half-Year-Old Husband 穿越捡来的相公五岁半 The Wind Goes Whoosh大风呼呼的Ancient Romance206k WordsCompleted Everyone in the capital knows that the influential Grand Secretary married the older sister who raised him from childhood to repay her kindness, becoming a thoroughly henpecked husband. They say Qin Zhao’s wife is jealous, never lets him take a concubine, and won’t let him go out drinking with courtesans. They say Qin Zhao has a miserable life at home, worse than death. Cao Xi spat out a melon seed shell. They don’t know what they’re talking about. That clingy little pest is practically attached 9.2kReads9.1Score1kShelves
14. 314 奴 Slave Lord: Who’s the Goblin Now? 奴隶领主：谁才是哥布林？ Xia Shiqi夏士奇Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Lord System] Pinujin: having the surname Pi is not weird at all! Just a little unusual! The bard Pinujin obtains a broken territory core, the [Slaver Core], and changes class to Slaver. By squeezing his subjects for labor, he earns [Exploitation Points] to use for prize draws, skill exchanges, and building upgrades. Goblins! Get out there and grow potatoes and cotton! Succubi! Stop fooling around and go make soy milk! Elves! Take off your shoes and stomp grapes. Lord Pi wants to make wine! 14.8kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves
15. 315 谁 Who Let Him Awaken His Talent? 谁让他觉醒天赋的？ Cheese Spade芝士黑桃Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone Changes Class + Mythology Awakens + Overpowered Leveling + Lighthearted Comedy + No System + No Female Lead] Su Yu transmigrates to a world where everyone changes class and awakens a talent. Monsters run rampant, and other races invade! Danger and opportunity go hand in hand! Only by becoming a class-changer, leveling up, and growing stronger can you stand at the top of the world! On the day of his class change, Su Yu becomes a mysterious hidden class: the Fate Jester. He gains the D-r 12.1kReads8.8Score1.4kShelves
16. 316 神 God-Tier Choices: From the Start, I Contracted the Raiden Shogun 神级选择：开局契约雷电将军 Little Ma's Hot and Sour Rice Noodles小马酸辣粉Urban4.4M WordsOngoing Urban fantasy + beast taming + original setting + academy + stress relief + no brainless plot + one heroine. Ye Ye, who spent all his time grinding maps at home, unexpectedly transmigrated to a parallel world full of beast tamers. A year later, just as Ye Ye seemed destined to fail the Awakening Ceremony, he unexpectedly awakened a System. What’s more, his very first contracted spirit turned out to be the legendary Electro Archon, Baal Zebul. As long as 6.6kReads9.3Score574Shelves

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    See? You're welcome.

17. 317 夫 My Husband Is Too Ambitious, and I Can't Spend Money Fast Enough 夫君太上进，我败家速度跟不上了 Yu Ruyu Really Isn't Me颜如玉真的不是我10k WordsCompleted My Husband Is Too Ambitious, and I Can't Spend Money Fast Enough 201Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Don't read this book at night!! You'll laugh so hard your stomach hurts, and you'll have trouble sleeping!

18. 318 攀 Marrying Up 攀高枝 Egrets in Pairs白鹭成双Ancient Romance424k WordsCompleted [Film and TV rights sold] [Print edition published] Zhang Zhixu had everything from birth. A family with a century of prestige, enviable talent, and a career that kept rising step by step. But he found life terribly dull. Then, one day, an accident struck, and his soul entered a woman's body. A woman who couldn't read a single character, yet dreamed of marrying into a powerful family and becoming a phoenix. · Chen Baoxiang had traveled a thousand miles from the countryside to the capital, hoping 165.6kReads9.6Score23.2kShelves

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    I'm watching it for the second time and I still can't stop laughing.

19. 319 这 He’s Clearly Powerful, Yet He Insists on Messing with His Loli Master 这个人明明很强却偏要坑萝莉师傅 A Salty Fish c一条咸鱼cEastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Archmage Lin En transmigrated to another world. To keep the gods from treating him like a crop to be harvested, he disguised himself as a mage apprentice in Winter Spring Valley and decided to stay under the radar until he reached max level. But who could have guessed that his loli master could hear his thoughts? “Disciple, what do you think of this forbidden spell of mine?” [Kindergarten-level stuff. I don't even know if one splash of water could hurt anyone.] “Disciple, with five hundred more 30.9kReads9.6Score3.4kShelves
20. 320 师 Are the Senior and Junior Sisters a Couple? I’ll Break Them Up! 师姐师妹是一对？给你拆散咯！ Dong Ya栋丫Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted (Not a System novel + not a traditional cultivation novel + everyday romance + very slow pace + multiple heroines + junior sister first, then senior sister + ninety percent pure romance, ten percent something else) Jiang Ming unexpectedly discovers that his aloof, stunning senior sister and his soft, adorable junior sister have been in love for ten years. But as he spends time with them, he realizes their feelings are mistaken. They were simply relying on each other for survival when they were y 33.3kReads9.3Score3.5kShelves

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    Jiang Ming discovered that his aloof senior sister and soft-spoken junior sister seemed to have a strange relationship—they were actually a couple? "Senior brother~ when are you going to convince Sister Ruoqi? I want to sleep with both of you in my arms [smirk]" The junior sister, yearning for monogamy, replied. "Leave it to me, junior sister," Jiang Ming said, wanting wings. "Junior sister, junior brother, I wish you happiness [crying]" The senior sister, about to be won over, lamented her impending doom.

21. 321 永 Eternal Gate 永恒之门 Six Realms, Three Paths六界三道Eastern Fantasy6.7M WordsCompleted The gods and demons wage war, the myriad worlds collapse, and only the Eternal Immortal Realm endures. After countless ages, a battle god named Zhao Yun gathers the essence of heaven and earth and reforges the primordial universe. From the depths of the underworld, he fights his way to the Eternal Immortal Realm and, in the name of the divine, rules over the myriad paths. From then on, his words become legend. 18.4kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves

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    These two books are quite funny.

22. 322 仙 Immortal Martial Emperor 仙武帝尊 Six Realms, Three Paths六界三道Eastern Fantasy9.4M WordsCompleted Nine thousand years ago, the Immortal Martial Emperor led a million divine generals into the ancient primordial wilderness. Not one of them returned, and only a wisp of true fire remained in the world. Nine thousand years later, Ye Chen, a discarded disciple, was driven from his sect and left with nowhere to go. By a twist of fate, he came into possession of the true fire and set foot on the path of immortal martial cultivation once more. This is a world where gods, demons, immortals, and Buddha 60.5kReads9.1Score14.3kShelves
23. 323 反EN Villain: Master and Senior Sister, I Beg You 反派：师尊师姐求你们了 The Way Reveals Itself to the Traveler天行见道Eastern Fantasy4.7M WordsCompleted [Multiple heroines] [Humor] [Plenty of romance] [Sweet later on] [Inner thoughts] Lin Heng transmigrates into the book A Record of Beauties as a cannon-fodder villain. As long as he follows the proper villain or hero plotline and keeps his head down until the end, he can become an unrivaled powerhouse. But then the heroines somehow start hearing his inner thoughts. No matter how the story transitions between hero and villain arcs, he now risks being killed by the protagonist! [That airheaded mas 51.5kReads8.3Score4.7kShelves
24. 324 变 Gender Swap: My Life as a Wife Begins from Scratch 变身：从零开始的人妻生活 Dreaming Heart幻梦心Urban747k WordsCompleted [Gender Swap + Transformation into a Bride + 1v1 Romance + Everyday Life + Sweet Romance] After an accident, An Meng, a tough guy, discovered that she had become a married woman. And her husband was a domineering CEO. Luckily, they were only pretending to be a married couple under a contract, and the CEO claimed he already had someone he liked, whom he was slowly wooing. To get out of the contract as soon as possible, An Meng did everything she could to help the CEO turn up the heat. But when An 31.7kReads9.5Score2.4kShelves
25. 325 大 Great Ming: I Have a Brain Disorder, Yet You Still Want Me to Be Emperor 大明：我有脑疾，你还让我当皇帝 Let's Finish This Bottle of Lao Gan Ma干了这瓶老干妈Historical1.1M WordsOngoing Zhu Su was an overworked wage slave from the 22nd century. After falling asleep, he transmigrates and becomes Zhu Su, the Ming dynasty's fifth prince. At eight years old, he risks his life to save Empress Ma and the crown prince. That same year, the imperial physician diagnoses him with a brain disorder. Now the empress and crown prince owe him their lives, and he even has an official “medical certificate” from the imperial physician. Zhu Su charges headlong down the path of pretending to have a 9.8kReads9.1Score663Shelves

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    Character traits: Humorous

26. 326 失 After a Breakup, I Found Out My Best Friend Was the Cool School Beauty 失恋后，发现好兄弟是清冷校花 Shui Sheng Xi Gua水生西瓜Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Not reborn] + [No System] + [Youthful campus life] + [Romantic comedy] + [One heroine] + [Everyday life] After chasing his unrequited love for two and a half years, Lu Yibei was still secretly mocked by her for being a simp. Once he finally let go, Lu Yibei received a call from his gaming carry, who had never once used voice chat. The cool, clear, lovely female voice on the phone left Lu Yibei silent for a long time. Lu Yibei: “Bro, don’t we have a younger sister at home?” The reply: “I don’t h 86.3kReads9.6Score9.3kShelves
27. 327 龙 The Dragon King's Bride 龙王聘 Wangquan Yuechu王权月初Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted That year, I came down with a strange illness that nothing could cure. Then, on the night the blood moon hung high in the sky, my family decorated the house with lanterns and streamers. From that day on, I had a husband no one could see. Around that time, my mother warned me gravely that I must remain faithful to my husband and keep my distance from other men, or disaster would befall me! When I was nineteen, I broke the taboo, and he... appeared. 39.9kReads9.5Score5.8kShelves

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    💥🍅 Highly recommend this book, it's super good! The female lead is a fantastic character, very relatable to many funny women in real life—not a saint, not pretentious, and has perseverance; she's constantly learning and improving herself. The plot is full of twists and turns, hilarious and engaging. The male lead is sarcastic and arrogant, but he immediately clarifies any misunderstandings without any dragging. You won't be able to put it down once you start reading, so feel free to jump in! [Heart emoji]

28. 328 我EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score183.1kShelves

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    Give this a try; it gets really fun after the first act, especially after the Six of Spades appears.

29. 329 手 My Phone Mutated, Giving Me One Supernatural App Every Week 手机变异，每周一个超凡应用 Not Yet Gone未灭Urban314k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Everyday Life + Absurd Humor + Overpowered Supernatural Abilities + Not Your Typical Power Fantasy + Supporting Characters Matter; if that's not your thing, don't read it, and if you stumble in by mistake, don't complain] Lin Tian's phone has mutated. Every week, he gets to try out a mutated version of a phone app. Here are the effects of the mutated apps: Navigation app Baide Maps: Search for ownerless treasures and track down rare hidden caches. 1.1kReads8.6Score102Shelves

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    I specifically came to recommend this book. I don't know why the rating is low; in my opinion, it's at least a 9.0, Better than any other book I've read that's rated 9.0 Or higher. Also, I'm looking for other purely urban novels.

30. 330 我 I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质 Duck at the Door门前鸭Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities 28.8kReads8.8Score3.6kShelves
31. 331 随 Random Street Stalls: I Use Food to Lure Snakes Out of Their Holes 随机摆摊：我用美食引蛇出洞 AAAA Prosperous BloomsAAAA花开富贵Urban889k WordsOngoing [Food + undercover work + comedy + catching criminals + System + no heroine + no romance] Also known as Food: The Undercover Cop Sets Up a Street Stall, and Fugitives Beg Him to Get Back to Work Xiao Lan transmigrated into the body of a police officer in a parallel world and was assigned to pose as a street-food vendor while keeping an eye on a suspect. As it happened, he’d been a cooking genius in his previous life. This was right up his alley. The next day, a tricycle loaded with top-tier food 10kReads9.4Score879Shelves

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    Book 1⃣ is hilarious! [Laughing and crying emoji] I laughed until my stomach hurt, hahaha!! I've seen the first chapter on Douyin (TikTok), it's so vivid! A plainclothes policeman is selling jianbing (Chinese crepes) at a street stall. A girl asks, "Boss, you wouldn't happen to be... An undercover cop, would you?"

32. 332 我 I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我，最强毒士，女帝直呼活阎王 Xing Xing Zi星星子Historical4.3M WordsOngoing [Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re 386.2kReads9.2Score32.8kShelves

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    "I can't laugh anymore!" [Laughing][Laughing][Laughing] Gao Yang instantly became enraged. This middle-aged man looked quite dignified, with an imposing presence even without anger, but he really thought he was something special, calling him a beast and saying he'd break his dog legs. Did he really think he was his father? As a ruthless and heartless capitalist of the 21st century, someone countless foreigners feared, could Gao Yang tolerate this? This is a society governed by law, what was there to be afraid of? If he dared to make a move, he'd extort at least three thousand from him! So, Gao Yang directly cursed, "Old Bi Deng, if you dare to spew filth again, I'll punch your dog eyes out!"

33. 333 西 Journey to the West: The Great Sage Took Advice, and the Three Realms Were Stunned 西游：大圣听劝后，三界都懵逼了 Loves Drinking Lightly Salted Water爱喝淡盐水Eastern Fantasy3.9M WordsCompleted [Journey to the West + wild imagination + Sun Wukong + epic spectacles + invincible + feel-good power fantasy + unexpected twists] After waking up, Sun Hao transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West and becomes Sun Wukong. At this point, Heaven has summoned him for the first time and appointed him Bimawen. The Western Religion intends to use this opportunity to make him rebel against Heaven and advance its grand plan for the Journey to the West. He himself is the key figure in this journe 6.1kReads7.9Score663Shelves
34. 334 逃 Fleeing Famine: My Whole Family Is Reborn 逃荒，我全家都是重生的 Mo Mo Is Master Mo墨墨是墨爷Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Dreams of the Future + Whole Family Reborn + No Romance] In her previous life, Su Yin, her mother, and her aunt were brutally killed by rioters. In the blink of an eye, the three of them were reborn together. Before the rioters stormed their village, they took refuge in Xinghua Village, where their uncle lived, and fled in advance. On the road as refugees, they ran into Su Yin’s abandoned, blindly filial father. They thought he’d be dead weight, but it turned out he could see the future, and hi 71.2kReads9.4Score8.5kShelves

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    With a 9.5 Rating and 820,000 readers, this novel is absolutely hilarious! If you dare to click in, you'll definitely be laughing your head off. Every chapter is incredibly funny, you simply can't stop reading—it's absolutely hilarious!

35. 335 开 From the Start, the Sect Kidnapped Me to Parade Through the Streets 开局就被宗门绑去游行 Han Hong涵鸿Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted System + comedy + shameless schemer + adorable pet + adventures across myriad worlds The growth story of a scheming rascal The companionship of a scheming rascal’s adorable pet The supreme divine artifact recognizes only him as its master The Heavenly Dao is willing to be his friend Every villain trembles at the sound of his name He is Lin Kuang, Old Six Lin 4.3kReads8.1Score400Shelves

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    I can't take it anymore, this is so damn funny, my stomach hurts from laughing so much! Please recommend some anti-laughing medicine!

36. 336 我 I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年 I've Got a Rebellious Streak我这一身反骨啊Eastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire. 404Reads6.3Score101Shelves

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    This book features a ruthless bandit and a comedic duo; it's funny without being silly, and incredibly entertaining.

37. 337 祖 The Ancestral Soul Descends: Starting with Summoning Li Yunlong 祖魂降临：从召唤李芸龙开始 I Have Two Swords我有两把剑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Su Han transmigrated. He arrived in a world where people had to rely on their ancestors to awaken their powers. Then Su Han realized something. He seemed to have an awful lot of ancestors? "I've stood unyielding and upright my entire life, Li Yunlong. And you, brat, are living off a woman?" "I am Tang Yin. You can also call me Tang Bohu!" "My surname is Yue, my given name Fei, and my courtesy name Pengju." "Li Taibai of the Great Tang." "I am the First Emperor, Ying Zheng!" "I am the Heaven-Conn 7.2kReads9.2Score707Shelves

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    🐬🐬🐬 Super hilarious! The ancestor is amazing! The male protagonist transmigrates to a world where awakening requires a certain number of ancestors, and discovers he has a ton of ancestors: Li Yunlong, Yue Fei, Zu Long, Pangu... All of them are fathers-in-law of his Su family ancestors!!!

38. 338 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban780k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 22.8kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves

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    Many readers commented that they stayed up until 3 a. M.!

39. 339 七 The 1970s: Who Says a Female Soldier Can't Be a Slacker? 七零，谁说女兵不能当该溜子 A Salty Fish Turns Over and Lie Flat咸鱼翻身躺平Modern Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [Female soldier + strong heroine + comedy + face-slapping + putting scumbags in their place] After Zheng Hao awakened her memories, she found herself with a biased grandfather, a grandmother who favored boys over girls, and a mother who’d been tormented half to death. Could this setup get any worse? Just as her grandmother was about to stamp the name “Bringer of Brothers” onto her little sister, Zheng Hao struck back, turning their grandparents’ main room upside down and smashing everything to 40.8kReads9.0Score6.5kShelves

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    A hilarious read, be careful while eating or you might laugh so hard you spit out your food!! The female lead is quite skilled with both her hands and her mouth. What's the point of calling her "Zhao Di" (a nickname implying a younger sister is more effective than "Zhao Sun" – it can't be a small problem, it must be an old one. She's brave and resourceful in the army, a free-spirited female warrior who strikes fear into the enemy's heart. The female lead isn't a time traveler or someone who transmigrates into a book; she's incredibly strong, her double-crossing is so satisfying, her family dotes on her, she has strong moral principles and a good sense of the big picture, the descriptions of her relatives are also very endearing, and the "real and fake heiresses" trope isn't a cliché. A very enjoyable read!

40. 340 乱 Warlord of a Chaotic Era: I, Yang Zhong, Lay the Foundation for Sui's Eternal Empire 乱世战神：我，杨忠，奠基大隋万古江山 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical34k WordsCompleted War-Torn Era’s War God: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation for the Sui Dynasty’s Eternal Reign 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "Sir, are you looking to buy a house?" The beautiful woman asked, her voice clear but with a hint of workplace manipulation. "Lingxiao Real Estate is a leading enterprise in Heaven, developing properties that cater to 90% of Heaven's high-end clients. From school district housing to river-view apartments, from affordable housing to villas, we have it all. What's your budget? How many celestial jades can you afford for the monthly mortgage? Do you have any school district requirements?" The Cowherd looked at the woman and suddenly felt she looked familiar. Upon closer inspection—wasn't this his Weaver Girl?! Only, the gentle and virtuous fairy from back then...

41. 341 八 The 1980s: A Cherished Darling Rushing Toward Wealth 八零捷报团宠娇娇向钱冲 Si Jiao Jiao肆饺饺Modern Romance2.5M WordsOngoing [Period setting + building wealth + doted on by everyone + native-born heroine + social butterfly + powerful figures + one-on-one romance] Before she turned fifteen, Shi Xiangxiang was stolen as a newborn. Her adoptive parents were denounced and sent down to the countryside, leaving her, though still so young, to shoulder the burden of feeding the whole family. After she turned fifteen, her adoptive sister, who had been reborn with a golden finger, returned in defeat after struggling her way t 38.3kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves
42. 342 重 Reborn in a Northeastern Mountain Village: Fishing and Hunting Across Two Rivers and Two Nations 重生东北小山村渔猎两江两国 Student Tianya小学生天涯Urban4.0M WordsOngoing Please give this five stars. Please give this five stars. I don't have much education or skill, and I can't write fancy prose. I use ordinary people's language to tell an ordinary story. If you like it, I thank you for your support with a clasped-fist salute. If you don't, please be kind and don't flame me. An artist can't make a living without noble-minded patrons. I offer my thanks to all of you, my dear supporters. 41.1kReads8.2Score2.8kShelves

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    Humorous and funny stories of hunting and fishing in Northeast China, adventures in the mountains and farming, everyday family life, stories, life, and delicious food, lighthearted and humorous.

43. 343 鹊 No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了，牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷26k WordsCompleted No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments 1Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 344 闺 Best Friends Transmigrate to the 1970s! One Marries the Uncle, the Other the Nephew, and They Live Across the Hall 闺蜜一起穿七零！嫁舅甥，住对门 Qian Yu黔渔Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Military Marriage + Period Setting + Both Male Leads Are Devoted + Sweet Romance + Ensemble Cast + Everyday Family Life + Funny Early on] Wen Tang and her best friend Chi Yue found a novel about a real and fake heiress on a fiction website. Unlike other stories of its kind, the two heiresses weren't rivals but helped each other. They went to the countryside together, got married together, and even married an uncle and his nephew. Then they built their fortunes togethe 54kReads8.9Score7.3kShelves

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    🍒Xie Mi single-handedly turned a dating reality show into a madcap one. The production team went from initial helplessness to tearfully cooperating in the end. 🍒"Hello, my name is Jinian, and my research topic is—how to pull out hemorrhoids and twist them into a rabbit's tail." 🍒"I don't know the three obediences and four virtues, being lazy and gluttonous is my top priority, my husband has to be more handsome than a male model, and earn 800 yuan a day."

45. 345 满 The Max-Level Fake Heiress Goes to War for Her Country: Boss, Wait for Me! 满级假千金为国出征：老大等等我 Little Ruan阮妹妹Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [1v1 metaphysics + secret identities + beloved by all + face-slapping and punishing scum + slight sci-fi + spiritual qi revival + national destiny] The Wen family of Kyoto found the daughter they had lost eighteen years ago. The girl was withdrawn and disliked being around people. On the very day she returned home, a string of dirt about her was exposed. She was a good-for-nothing who skipped school to fight, ran away from home for two years, then hurried back to take the college entrance exam. 8.2kReads8.9Score1kShelves

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    A hilarious, high-scoring, and satisfying read! [Facepalm] I can't sleep, so I'm sneaking a peek at it because I'm afraid you'll end up like me, bursting with internal injuries from holding it in. This is worth reading five or six times; the jokes never get old, no matter how many times you reread it. I love it so much!

46. 346 笑 I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死！八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame. 9Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 347 我 I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经，别惹我，就爱死装你记住 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 13.1kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
48. 348 天 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽：我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical84k WordsCompleted Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 19Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 349 大 The Tang Dynasty’s Fine Prince 大唐好贤王 The Six Arts of the Gentlemen君子六艺Historical3.3M WordsCompleted [Funny and Stress-Relieving + Fiery Battles + Alternate History + “A Loving Father and Filial Son” + Top-Tier Jokesters Teaming Up + No System, Just a Golden Finger + Deep Grandparent-Grandchild Bond] In an alternate universe, in another Tang dynasty, the blood of the Xuanwu Gate Incident stained the flagstones beneath the palace walls red, and a different legend of the prosperous Tang began! Li Kuan, the second prince raised by his grandmother, Empress Dowager Taimu, survived a brush with dea 56.2kReads9.4Score4.8kShelves

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    Here it comes! 🌙 🥚① First book: The protagonist transmigrates to a parallel world of the Tang Dynasty, becoming the Prince of Chu. He awakens a cheat-like ability, using his memories to plan ahead, change the ending, and make up for regrets. Top-tier comedians arrive, making it an absolutely invincible and satisfying read! 🛩 🥚② Strive to develop and become stronger; powerful, funny, and lighthearted! 🚀

50. 350 杜 The Old Sword of Duling: The Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 杜陵故剑：汉宣本纪 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical37k WordsCompleted The Sword of Duling: A Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 24Reads—Score—Shelves

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