Looking for Side-Splitting Comedy, the Kind That Makes You Cramp Up Laughing 求爆笑，笑到抽筋的那种

1. 651 不 If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表，你北什么伐呀！ Autumn Wind Over Luoshui洛水秋风Historical2.8M WordsCompleted “This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there 45kReads8.9Score5.2kShelves
2. 652 我 My Future Is All About You 我的未来只想与你有关 Wu Biao Who Loves Xia Tang Sesame Cakes爱吃下塘烧饼的巫猋Modern Romance488k WordsCompleted [Hilarious! Packed with memes! Full of twists! Also known as The Movie Emperor Is More Than a Little Scheming] A scheming top-tier star pranks a down-and-out delivery girl on and off set; their affection grows over time, leading to a happy ending. At the wedding of the man she’d secretly loved in college, a struggling delivery girl unexpectedly runs into a top-tier male star. From the moment they meet, “one kiss” and “one slap” turn into a game of luring each other into a trap, a battle of wits 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   When Zou Xilin was hit, he immediately released his grip on the opponent's wrist, and the corners of his mouth twitched unnaturally, "Mou Tiantian, how dare you slap me again!" It wasn't until he met his roaring gaze that he suddenly came back to his senses. Although it was unintentional just now, Mou Tiantian felt extremely comfortable when she saw Zou Silin covering his face in embarrassment. She smiled dumbly: "I just want to say that my slap fits your face very well!" This smile was full of sarcasm and provocation. .

3. 653 救 Help! My Archrival and I Transmigrated to the Modern World 救命！我和死对头穿越到现代 Black Silk Lamp乌丝灯Modern Romance156k WordsCompleted [Ancient-to-Modern + Both Reborn + School Life + Sweet Romance] Completed The little princess wasn’t happy with the emperor’s decree that she marry the top scholar, so she grabbed a bucket and fled in the middle of the night. Unfortunately, she couldn’t tell east from west and fell into a lake. When she opened her eyes again, she had become a miserable high school senior three hundred years in the future. The problem was, why did the sharp-tongued school bully in her class look exactly like that 29Reads6.1Score—Shelves

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   [Laughing and crying] The joke comes out of nowhere

4. 654 绑 Bound to the Anti-Public-Intellectual System: Stirring Up Trouble in Eagle Sauce 绑定反公知系统：在鹰酱搞事情 Ascending to Immortality at the Jade Pool瑶池登仙Urban61k WordsOngoing Zhang Fang was a programmer with a decent income. Then he woke up one day to find he had transmigrated to “Eagle Sauce” and become Jack, a white tax officer. He had hoped to use his new identity to lie flat and enjoy a comfortable life, but it turned out that a job at the tax bureau was no bed of roses. He was unexpectedly dragged into a dangerous tax investigation and forced to deal with gangsters, corrupt officials, and a tangled web of tax scandals. Just as he was overwhelmed, a bizarre Syste 28Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 655 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 32.5kReads9.6Score3.3kShelves
6. 656 娇 Pampered! The Dizzy Emperor’s Passionate Desire Has Him Begging for Kisses Every Day 娇宠！昏君炙野情深日日索吻 Huang Tang Mu Qing荒糖木晴Ancient Romance98k WordsOngoing Super sweet, age gap, quirky little princess vs. a cold-blooded emperor. She broke off her engagement, accidentally slept with the emperor, and now he’s come knocking to collect his debt. Chu Jiaonuo hurriedly ran home and shut the door. 6Reads6.3Score—Shelves

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   I almost laughed so hard haha ​​[shy][shy][shy]

7. 657 奶 Grandma Says Life Is Hard, So Farming Must Start While You’re Young 奶奶说生活不易，种田要从娃娃抓起 Shu Yunyue书云月Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone's Darling + Divine Doctor + Chief Councillor + True Heiress] After blowing up a laboratory, she goes from the youngest medical PhD to a six-year-old farm girl. The family is poor, so Xibao rolls up her sleeves. One word: work! She wants meat!! The little girl points to a pile of white radishes. “Big brothers, dig!” After trading the radishes for a big pile of silver, the little girl declares that life is beautiful. Grandma hugs her. “Xibao, life's not easy. You have to start farming yo 825Reads9.0Score145Shelves

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   🦀The heroine met a fortune teller when she was a child, and she always scorned him. Until that day she had a dream about the future. After waking up, she quickly went on a blind date to get her fortune teller under the introduction of her uncle. But why did she change her teacher in her professional class? 🦀Nai Dumpling was eating secretly in the kitchen, but he was caught by the prince's father unexpectedly. When he was picked up by his collar, he secretly bit the shrimp hard with the corner of his mouth.

8. 658 女 The Queen’s Rise to the Top 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!” 42.7kReads9.5Score4.4kShelves

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   Don't say so much, just look at it

9. 659 爷 Grandpa! I Want to Be an Actor! Give Me a Billion! 爷爷！我想演戏！给我十个亿！ Li Huohuo历火火Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Everyone knows the Su family’s second daughter is a useless nobody. She’s arrogant and overbearing, yet insists on cultivating a cute-girl image. The whole internet hates her, but she still pays for puff pieces singing her praises. Then a top actress is reborn and becomes her! When a role gets taken away, she funds the project herself. When a variety show is a total mess, she joins the cast and carries the whole thing. Top productions specifically cast her as their lead, and famous directors com 2kReads9.2Score301Shelves
10. 660 假 The Fake Princess's Thoughts Are Overheard, and the Whole Court Joins the Gossip 假公主被读心声，满朝文武齐吃瓜 Cat Crouch猫腰Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Group Mind Reading + Alternate World + Everyone’s Favorite + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Gossip + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Jiang Yingcheng transmigrates into a book. In the story, she is an unloved little princess in the Great Rui imperial palace, and a fake one at that. The fake princess spends over a decade muddling through life in the palace, only to be resented by the real prince, the male lead, whose identity was switched with hers. After seizing the throne, the male lead takes out all 2.5kReads9.1Score304Shelves
11. 661 我 I Gave the Mute CEO Talk Therapy, and the Whole Family Was Stunned 我给哑巴总裁做话疗，豪门全懵了 Lu Chi鹿迟Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted “Chatty Little Sun Heroine × Mute Powerhouse in a High Position, Married First, Love Later + Sweet Romance + Feel-Good Daily Life” Sang Lu awakened to the truth. In the original story, she was a vicious sister-in-law from a wealthy family. She despised her mute husband, teamed up with awful relatives to swindle her own family, and did every kind of wicked thing. Her husband ignored her, her younger brothers-in-law slapped her, and she met a tragic end. “Wait, was I the huge idiot all along?” Abs 50.2kReads9.5Score7.6kShelves

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    Hilarious article, modern, immortality, ancient, mind-reading~~ (You can learn from it, don't criticize if you don't like it! Thank you🙏)

12. 662 简 Assistant Jian, Get a Grip! 简助，你清醒一点！ Glutinous Rice Cat糯米猫Modern Romance379k WordsCompleted [Devoted to each other + sweet romance + scheming + falling for her all on his own] Qin Heng is cold, abstinent, and a neat freak, with a reputation for being impossible to deal with. Jian Ning is cool and stunning, with outstanding professional skills as a special assistant. As Qin Heng's assistant, Jian Ning has never made a serious professional mistake. She never imagined that one day she would wake up beside him. Having broken the rules, Jian Ning immediately hands in her resignation. Then Q 8.2kReads9.3Score819Shelves

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    🦀The heroine wakes up and transforms into the tool-man Second Senior Sister in the heart-throb novel. In the novel, the junior sister is in trouble and the second senior sister is in trouble. The junior sister wants a divine weapon, and the second senior sister goes to get it. The junior sister has no spiritual roots, so he wants to dig up her spiritual roots. Her mentality collapsed, so she went down the mountain overnight and gave up her burden. 🦀The heroine met a fortune teller when she was a child, and she always scorned him. Until that night, she had a dream about meeting the future... After waking up, she quickly went on a blind date under the introduction of her uncle to get the fortune teller! I thought he was a formal husband who changed his life for the better. But... What happened? Why did she change the teacher for her professional course??

13. 663 渣 My Scumbag Ex Cries and Rages, While I Sleep Through the Chaos of Life 渣男痛哭又咆哮，人生乱套我睡觉 Gu Huo故火Modern Romance585k WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance + entertainment-industry secret identities + livestreamed farming + face-slapping and scumbag takedowns + universally adored heroine] After a breakup, scandal-plagued star Cheng Jianwei is welcomed back into a wealthy family and has to join a sibling variety show with her older brother, an award-winning actor. There are five men on the show: three have been romantically linked to her, and one is her scumbag ex. Haters: Who would like a woman with such a messy private life? Bu 2.8kReads9.0Score487Shelves
14. 664 萌 My Baby Is Adorable, but She Was Born with a Cursed Tongue 萌宝真萌就是天生一张乌鸦嘴 Dreamweaver写梦者Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Adorable child + lighthearted + funny + no romance] The most powerful, hardworking, and skilled healer among the crows of the cultivation world, little crow Wu Yaya had one greatest wish in life: to transform into a human, just like a fox spirit. She trained diligently and steadily, climbing tree branches with grit and perseverance for 1,103 years and sixty-five days. During her tribulation, she endured eight bolts of heavenly lightning. Just as she was about to take human form, she got carried 5.9kReads9.1Score862Shelves
15. 665 读 My Mind-Reading Husband Is So Sweet 读心老公有点甜 Gu Liaoliao顾了了Modern Romance392k WordsCompleted Completed ❤️ [Mind Reading + Flash Marriage + Love After Marriage + Comedy + Both Leads Speak Their Minds + Unhinged Shenanigans + A Couple Showing Off Their Acting] When Qi Yanzhi, the eldest young master of Kyoto's top family, the Qi family, suddenly fell into a coma and became a vegetable, his family decided to arrange a marriage for him in hopes of waking him. After carefully selecting a bride and having a master calculate their compatibility, they chose Lin Shuwan, the second young lady of 4.9kReads9.3Score714Shelves
16. 666 沙 My Hilarious Junior Sister Drives the Entire Cultivation World Crazy 沙雕师妹卷疯整个修仙界 Guest Beneath the Ink墨下客Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Wacky Comedy + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Face-Slapping + Ensemble Cast] Jun Xiaoqi accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation novel as its unhinged, villainous heroine. The original owner was so desperate to suck up to the male lead that she willingly became a servant at Tianling Sect for three years, making her a laughingstock throughout the cultivation world. To become an inner disciple, the original owner took a Soul-Devouring Pill and went berserk during the re 14.7kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
17. 667 穿 After Transmigrating as the Hero’s Stepsister 穿成男主继妹后 Year After Year, No Fish年年不吃鱼Modern Romance217k WordsCompleted Yu Qian transmigrated into a novel her best friend had written for her. But she wasn't the heroine. She was the unwanted tagalong who moved into the male lead's home when her mother married his father. Yu Qian didn't care about any of that! What mattered was that in the book, her mom was still alive. She finally had a mother again! All she wanted in this life was to be a good little mama's girl, occasionally watching the male and female leads fall in love. What could be better? But then Hey, are 50.6kReads9.4Score4.5kShelves

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    (-^^-) I was laughing throughout this book. If I accidentally laughed out loud, my abs would probably break out. After all, I was already cramping from laughing! Every chapter made me laugh, [laugh and cry], and make my aunt laugh. The interaction between the male and female protagonists was really funny and heartwarming. I didn't really like the setting of the vicious male protagonist, [laughing] but I couldn't help it, the male protagonist was so cute!

18. 668 小 Little Junior Sister, Don’t Get Carried Away: Your Master Has His Eye on You 小师妹别浪，师尊盯上你了 The Gluttonous Little Monster狂吃小怪兽Ancient Romance2.8M WordsCompleted After transmigrating, Mo Xiaoxing became the junior sister who was obsessed with the Demon Sect’s Crown Prince and betrayed her master’s sect for him. She was also lustful and hopelessly lovesick. Mo Xiaoxing figured that since she had a golden finger, why not put it to good use? Wouldn’t it be better to quietly cultivate until she lived forever, carefree and at ease? So she dug the soil and planted vegetables, raised fluffy little creatures, lifted weights, played with fire, and had a wonderful 7.7kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves
19. 669 全 The Whole Sect Was Reborn, but I Was the Only One Who Transmigrated 全宗门都重生了，只有我是穿越的 Li Character Mosquito Coil李字蚊香Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Also known as The Whole Sect Has Been Reborn, and I’m the Only One Who Transmigrated] [Transmigrate into a book + a little goofy + adored by everyone + no romance + lucky charm + stirring up trouble] [Mindless wish fulfillment. If you have a brain, don’t read this.] Sheng Ning transmigrates into a book carrying a Gatling gun. The book is a cultivation novel where every character is a lovesick puppy. As a disposable side character, she’s targeted by the whole sect from the very start. Sheng Ning 3.2kReads9.0Score597Shelves
20. 670 我 My Bestie and I Ran Off with Our Bags, Leaving the Capital's Young Master Furious 我和闺蜜拎包跑，京圈太子急红眼 All Flowers Wither After Autumn秋后百花杀Modern Romance664k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book, possessive older brother and his sickly younger brother, sweet romance, face-slapping, you run and I chase, pregnancy] As soon as Lin Yuan opened her eyes, she went looking for her best friend. From her, she learned that they'd transmigrated into a book: a ridiculous novel where the older brother was obsessively possessive, the younger brother's love was twisted, and the heroine was a saintly white lotus. She and her best friend had become the first and second vicious 2.7kReads8.6Score326Shelves
21. 671 崽 Baby, I'm Broke, Come Save Mommy! 崽崽，菜菜，捞捞妈妈！ Jinjin Chenghuan今今承欢Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Marriage first, love later × two people in the entertainment industry × adorable child × parenting variety show × livestream × scumbag's road to redemption] Xu Zhaozhao was completely screwed. She woke up to find she'd become the vicious mother of the book's big villain. According to the original story, the villain's birth mother beat or scolded him when he was little, causing him to turn evil and become twisted, until he eventually murdered her in cold blood. Fortunately, the future villain is 194.9kReads9.0Score27.8kShelves
22. 672 最 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 Sprout of the Tusi King's City土司王城的嫩芽Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 755Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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    The protagonist is a sixth man, his subordinates are a bunch of funny guys, and the system is even more unreliable! There are constant reversals and lots of laughs!

23. 673 为 To Stay Alive, the Villainous Male Supporting Character Sells His Sister for Glory 为苟命，恶毒男配卖妹求荣 The Dead Yandere Who Loves Sleeping in Coffins爱睡棺材的死病娇Two Male Leads324k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + transmigrate into a book + fake System + 1v1, both pure] (The score is low because it was just released.) After tripping over the husky he had raised and dying in the fall, Chu Yu transmigrated into a book. From the start, he was in a dark room, where he received half a moldy steamed bun and a chamber pot. Furious, he kicked the chamber pot flying, then passed out from anger. After learning he'd become the wicked male supporting character who met a tragic end in the book, Chu Y 149Reads7.4Score—Shelves

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    Shuangnan is funny,

24. 674 你 Don't Be So Clingy 你别这么黏人 Meaty Little Lamb肉肉小羊Modern Romance309k WordsCompleted [Marriage First, Love Later + Long-Preplanned Romance + The Untouchable Falls from Her Pedestal] [Cool Dance Teacher vs. Sly, Abstinent Lawyer] Also known as: The Truth Is, You Like Me This Much After getting married, Song Jiangnan gains a superpower: she can hear the thoughts of the man she married under a contract. Song Jiangnan assumes that the inner thoughts of her aloof, abstinent, elite lawyer husband must be calm, restrained, and full of professional jargon. But instead, she hears: [My wi 2.2kReads9.0Score168Shelves
25. 675 生 Born to Fail at Corpse Stitching 生不缝尸 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Mystery59k WordsCompleted Born Without the Skills to Stitch Corpses 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Choice outweighs hard work. It's hard to make money from living people, so try another track to make money from dead people. @ Douchengbaye In recent years, the economy has been in a downturn, and anyone who is a little ambitious has already gone into debt. It's true that the harder you work, the poorer you become... I am currently in such an embarrassing situation. They say that if a man has no money, he can even breathe wrongly. I didn't think so before, but now I feel the same way. Of course, you can't blame women for being realistic. After all, a man like me who is unemployed and still owes a lot of debt would have to run away. "I don't blame you..." I said to Wang Yao, "Who said I can't make money now!" "Three years in high school, four years in college, eight years in marriage..." She frowned, "Actually, you didn't lose anything, you've already made a lot of money!" "You made a profit? I didn't expect... You actually regarded our love as a business!" "Although it sounds unpleasant, I at least saved you a lot of overnight expenses..." "Overnight expenses?!" "Don't you need to pay when you go to a hotel to eat?" In fact, Wang Yao's family's financial situation is not good, far behind mine, so from high school to college, I would spend half of my living expenses to subsidize her. It was hard for her to graduate from college, but her major was difficult to find a job in. In the end, she barely found a job, but the salary was very low. She had no income in the first place, but she actually wanted to spend money in revenge. Anyway, I lost count of how many times I helped her pay off her credit card. Now that I think about it, I did spend a lot of money during the fifteen years I was with her. It is said that husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and they fly away when disaster strikes, but now she bites me back and accuses me of being a freeloader. Isn't this a bastard? I don't care how much money I spend on her. After all, she and I have real feelings. As a very emotional man, I don't care what she thinks. Anyway, I have had a clear conscience for the past fifteen years. "It pains me to say that... As if I haven't spent money on you..." "Okay, even if you spend money..." "What do you mean I spent money!" I cut her off, "I have spent money, and a lot of it!" "Okay, I admit that you loved me very much before, and you did spend a lot of money on me..." She nodded in agreement, and then glanced at the man standing next to her. "But you never made me feel comfortable!" She said to me suddenly. "Comfortable?!" "I'm embarrassed to say it anyway, you just can't do it anyway!" I saw the man standing next to her couldn't help but snicker, and I probably guessed what she meant. "That's what you mean!" I said to her. "Otherwise, what do you think?" "When I heard you say this, I really wanted to slap you. Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you lied?" I couldn't help but sneer, "I won't say how violent it was, but you know it very well!" "No comparison, no harm!" She glanced at the man next to her, "Anyway, I haven't been in contact with other men..." "Don't you blush when you lie now? Don't think I don't know..." I was about to say something, but she interrupted, "Your image..." "My image?" I touched my face, "Don't you like the way I look with a beard? You said it's sexy! Besides, even if I don't shave, as long as I'm not blind..." "You say I'm blind?" "Anyway, your aesthetics have dropped very low now!" "I admit that you are tall and handsome compared to him!" "You've got to be honest! You know I'm not even remotely handsome compared to that loser!" "But so what? You can't make a living if you're handsome!" "Once a man has no money, all his so-called advantages turn into disadvantages..." I couldn't help but sigh a few times, "So you are determined to go with him today, right?" "You know me, I want to eat well, wear well..." She became serious, "Look at how bad you are now that you can't even take out five yuan in your pocket, you must not be able to support me..." "I'm hiding in the car, holding champagne in my hand..." I don't know what I'm humming, "You must think it's a rat!" "A rat?!" The man suddenly said, "So every time we..." "Yes, I'm hiding under the bed!" "No wonder I feel so nervous in this room... It turns out you are crying secretly!" "They say men don't shed tears easily. Do you think I'm jealous of you when I cry?" I rolled my eyes at him, "You're overthinking, I'll be honest, you're the only one..." "Brother, I..." The man wanted to explain, but Wang Yao hurriedly stepped forward to explain, "If he really can't do it, then we can be sisters in the future..." "Sister... Sister?!" After hearing her shocking remarks, I almost spit out my lunch meal. It is said that men are most afraid of others saying that they are not good enough, especially the woman next to them. I don't know how the man standing next to her feels. "Can you bear this?" I said to the man with some ill intentions. "I..." The man didn't know what to say, but Wang Yao seemed extremely excited. "You're already dozens of years old!" She stared at me with wide eyes, "Why are you still so naive!" "Am I naive?!" "Don't you understand now?" "What do you understand?" "A rich man hides all his ugliness! A man who has no money is nothing... Don't you understand such a simple truth?" She then touched the man's cheek with her hand, "Although he is old and ugly, he is rich enough!" "Can money really buy everything?" "Anyway, I can't live without money!" "I always thought there was a true relationship between us..." "But love without money is worthless!" "Money, money, money... Why are you thinking about money now?" I suddenly felt a pain in my head. Why didn't I realize that she was such a person before? Now I really regret it. "Firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, tea..." She said confidently, "What can you do for free now?" "But you weren't like this before!" "Then you weren't a coward before either..." ...

26. 676 卿 You and the Sun and Moon 卿与日月 Mo Huan陌缓Ancient Romance654k WordsCompleted [Originally titled My Love, the Sun and Moon. Everyday life in an ancient setting + mutual salvation + seemingly delicate but inwardly strong heroine who grows over time + hero who still holds on to kindness and honor after falling from his position as a favored son of heaven] Wen Shining, the legitimate daughter of the Wen family, was confined to her home for sixteen years because of a curse claiming she would bring death to her parents and disaster upon her family. Fu Wenzhou, the second son o 35.6kReads9.2Score4.3kShelves
27. 677 豪 Terror at the Luxury Estate 豪苑惊魂 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷57k WordsCompleted Terror at the Grand Estate 21Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 678 嗑 Shipping Them to Death! Have the Top-Tier Star Couple Announced Their Relationship Today? 嗑生嗑死！顶流夫妇今天官宣了吗 The Man-Eating Plant's Teeth食人花的牙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Both Pure + Top-Tier Star in the Entertainment Industry + Pampered Romance + System + Slightly Supernatural + The Original Leads Are Not Villainized!!!] She went out of her way to avoid rumors, while he kept dropping hints. Their fellow celebrities happily shipped them, and their fans banged gongs and drums, begging them to make it official. Award-winning actress Ruan Yu had been bound to a self-destructive System. System: As long as you don't get yourself killed, keep making trouble! Playing t 777Reads9.4Score171Shelves
29. 679 佛 The Secret of the Buddha Mother 佛母的秘密 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷34k WordsCompleted The Buddha Mother's Secret 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Choice outweighs hard work. It's hard to make money from living people, so try another track to make money from dead people. @ Douchengbaye In recent years, the economy has been in a downturn, and anyone who is a little ambitious has already gone into debt. It's true that the harder you work, the poorer you become... I am currently in such an embarrassing situation. They say that if a man has no money, he can even breathe wrongly. I didn't think so before, but now I feel the same way. Of course, you can't blame women for being realistic. After all, a man like me who is unemployed and still owes a lot of debt would have to run away. "I don't blame you..." I said to Wang Yao, "Who said I can't make money now!" "Three years in high school, four years in college, eight years in marriage..." She frowned, "Actually, you didn't lose anything, you've already made a lot of money!" "You made a profit? I didn't expect... You actually regarded our love as a business!" "Although it sounds unpleasant, I at least saved you a lot of overnight expenses..." "Overnight expenses?!" "Don't you need to pay when you go to a hotel to eat?" In fact, Wang Yao's family's financial situation is not good, far behind mine, so from high school to college, I would spend half of my living expenses to subsidize her. It was hard for her to graduate from college, but her major was difficult to find a job in. In the end, she barely found a job, but the salary was very low. She had no income in the first place, but she actually wanted to spend money in revenge. Anyway, I lost count of how many times I helped her pay off her credit card. Now that I think about it, I did spend a lot of money during the fifteen years I was with her. It is said that husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and they fly away when disaster strikes, but now she bites me back and accuses me of being a freeloader. Isn't this a bastard? I don't care how much money I spend on her. After all, she and I have real feelings. As a very emotional man, I don't care what she thinks. Anyway, I have had a clear conscience for the past fifteen years. "It hurts me when you say that... As if I haven't spent money on you..." "Okay, even if you spend money..." "What do you mean I spent money!" I cut her off, "I have spent money, and a lot of it!" "Okay, I admit that you loved me very much before, and you did spend a lot of money on me..." She nodded in agreement, and then glanced at the man standing next to her. "But you never made me feel comfortable!" She said to me suddenly. "Comfortable?!" "I'm embarrassed to say it anyway, you just can't do it anyway!" I saw the man standing next to her couldn't help but snicker, and I probably guessed what she meant. "That's what you mean!" I said to her. "Otherwise, what do you think?" "When I heard you say this, I really wanted to slap you. Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you lied?" I couldn't help but sneered, "I won't say how violent it was, but you know it very well!" "No comparison, no harm!" She glanced at the man next to her, "Anyway, I haven't been in contact with other men..." "Don't you blush when you lie now? Don't think I don't know..." I was about to say something, but she interrupted, "Your image..." "My image?" I touched my face, "Don't you like the way I look with a beard? You said it's sexy! Besides, even if I don't shave, as long as I'm not blind..." "You say I'm blind?" "Anyway, your aesthetics have dropped very low now!" "I admit that you are tall and handsome compared to him!" "You've got to be honest! You know I'm not even remotely handsome compared to that loser!" "But so what? You can't make a living if you're handsome!" "Once a man has no money, all his so-called advantages turn into disadvantages..." I couldn't help but sigh a few times, "So you are determined to go with him today, right?" "You know me, I want to eat well, wear well..." She became serious, "Look at how bad you are now that you can't even take out five yuan in your pocket, you must not be able to support me..." "I'm hiding in the car, holding champagne in my hand..." I don't know what I'm humming, "You must think it's a rat!" "A rat?!" The man suddenly said, "So every time we..." "Yes, I'm hiding under the bed!" "No wonder I feel so nervous in this room... It turns out you are crying secretly!" "They say men don't shed tears lightly. Do you think I'm jealous of you when I cry?" I rolled my eyes at him, "You're overthinking, I'll be honest, you're the only one..." "Brother, I..." The man wanted to explain, but Wang Yao hurriedly stepped forward to explain, "If he really can't do it, then we can be sisters in the future..." "Sister... Sister?!" After hearing her shocking remarks, I almost spit out my lunch meal. It is said that men are most afraid of others saying that they are not good enough, especially the woman next to them. I don't know how the man standing next to her feels. "Can you bear this?" I said to the man with some ill intentions. "I..." The man didn't know what to say, but Wang Yao seemed extremely excited. "You're already dozens of years old!" She stared at me with wide eyes, "Why are you still so naive!" "Am I naive?!" "Don't you understand now?" "What do you understand?" "A rich man hides all his ugliness! A man who has no money is nothing... Don't you understand such a simple truth?" She then touched the man's cheek with her hand, "Although he is old and ugly, he is rich enough!" "Can money really buy everything?" "Anyway, I can't live without money!" "I always thought there was a true relationship between us..." "But love without money is worthless!" "Money, money, money... Why are you thinking about money now?" I suddenly felt a pain in my head. Why didn't I realize that she was such a person before? Now I really regret it. "Firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, tea..." She said confidently, "What can you do for free now?" "But you weren't like this before!" "Then you weren't a coward before either..." ...

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    This, this, this [Adoration][Adoration][Admiration] It's so good-looking and so funny hahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard hahaha

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46. 696 斗 The Sacred Emperor of War 斗战圣帝 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Eastern Fantasy161k WordsOngoing A young man who can't find a job after graduating transmigrates to another world by chance. He has no golden finger, but by gathering cultivation resources from the droppings of exotic beasts, he makes a successful comeback and becomes a martial artist. In this other world, where everyone values martial prowess, he relies on his grit and social savvy to fight his way through every obstacle, eventually becoming a great emperor: the Battle Saint Emperor. 3Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 697 穿 Transmigrated to Another World to Work as a Cleaner 穿越异界干保洁 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Urban27k WordsOngoing There isn't just one system of power in the world! Flying cars, lightsabers, talismans, virtual reality, artificial intelligence... Is it science or fantasy? A top game developer transmigrates to another world just to lie flat and take a job as a cleaner?! Is it a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality...? —Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 698 啾 Jiujiu and Jimmy 啾啾和吉米 Nine-Souled Cat九魄猫Eastern Fantasy140k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Transmigration] [World-Saving] [System] [Showbiz] [Invincible] [Comedy] [Xuanhuan] [Apocalypse] [Reborn] [“Hey, you noisy old cow! Do you really have rhinitis? Is it acting up? Your booming voice has a hint of that stuffy-nose sound to it!” Though my body is trapped, my spirit is unbroken!] [Your head is full of all sorts of weird ideas. What do you do?] [A super narcissistic, slightly neurotic big cat; an incredibly loyal, guileless old dog who loves to charge headlong into thin 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny and weird ideas [eating melon]

49. 699 松 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 Highway Cat公路猫Fantastical Romance302k WordsCompleted (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 92Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Pick up a nine-tailed fox at the beginning, but the Demon King won't leave. Relaxing, comedy, daily funny slow-paced cultivation of immortality [laughs][laughs]

50. 700 我 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Urban609k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 647Reads—Score102Shelves

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    Relaxed, hilarious and down to earth!

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