Novels That'll Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts at Midnight 半夜笑到肚子疼的小说

1. 651 契 My Contract Beast Is My Sister-in-Law 契约兽是我小姑子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted My Contract Beast Is My Sister-in-Law 15Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 652 和 After Swapping Bodies with a Top-Tier Star, the Metaphysics Expert Sets the Entertainment Industry Straight 和顶流互穿后，玄学大佬整顿内娱 Zhen Youyu甄釉鱼Modern Romance503k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + absurd comedy + body swap between a man and a woman + true and fake heiresses + occult arts + memes + unhinged humor] Chi Shengsheng is the real heiress who was switched at birth. Just after her wealthy family takes her back, she swaps bodies with top-tier star Tang Yao. With no other choice, the occult arts powerhouse finds herself in the body of a handsome male actor with terrible acting skills. She calmly dishes out face-slapping and turns the tables, shaking up the entire entertai 6.6kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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   I was reading a novel in the back seat of a taxi, which made the driver laugh so hard he got annoyed.

3. 653 真 The Live-Action Anime World 真人日漫界 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Sports252k WordsCompleted In the future, global attitudes toward marriage and relationships have become warped, and nobody gets married or has children. As a result, the population has plummeted, leaving only 120 million people worldwide. Eastland has 38 million survivors, its cities lie in decline, and human civilization stands on the brink of extinction. 535Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 654 快 Quick Transmigration: Don't Change My Husband 快穿之不要改变老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊56k WordsCompleted Quick Transmigration: Don’t Change My Husband 30Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 655 重 Reborn, I Dumped the Scumbag and Clung to My Officer Husband 重生后，我踹掉渣男抱紧军官老公 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Modern Romance496k WordsCompleted Reborn to punish scoundrels and serve up some face-slapping, with a devoted military marriage and love after marriage. In her previous life, Situ Lanzhi trusted the scumbag He Ziwen, only to be killed by him and his mistress working together. To her dying day, she never knew that Yan Zhenshan, the military officer husband she had neglected all her life, was actually deeply in love with her. Reborn on her wedding night in 1978, she looks at the restrained, distant man before her and summons all 1Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 656 每 Every Time I Die, I Get One Step Closer to Immortality 每死一次，我离长生更近一步 A Little Mu Mu一个小木木Urban291k WordsOngoing A lighthearted, funny, and heartwarming read. Note: This is an urban slice-of-life novel, with little in the way of showing off and face-slapping or fighting monsters and leveling up. It's warm and harmonious all the way through. Also known as The Path to Longevity: Electricity and Me, My Years of Researching Longevity, After Being Reborn, I Discovered the Secret to Longevity, Seeking Longevity Through Heretical Cultivation, and A Modern Diary of Longevity Good news: I transmigrated, and the —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   High-energy and hilarious throughout

7. 657 背 Betrayal: This Is the Last Time I'll Love You 背叛：是我最后一次爱你 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Modern Romance8k WordsCompleted Betrayal: This Is the Last Time I'll Love You 295Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 658 相 After a Blind Date, the Egg White Girl Falls for the Egg Yolk CEO 相亲后，蛋白女孩爱上蛋黄总裁 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Modern Romance546k WordsCompleted Blind Date + Mutual Devotion + She Pursues Him + She Pursues First, Then He Chases Her + Elite Families + Love at First Sight At a blind date her grandmother had forced her to attend, Qin Xi only planned to go through the motions. Then a hard-boiled egg in her salad made her lose her composure on the spot. She picked out the yolk and left it uneaten. The man across from her said calmly, “I like egg yolks. Give it to me. Don’t waste it.” Egg white and egg yolk: a perfect match. She fell for 178Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 659 新 The Groom Ran Away on Our Wedding Night 新婚夜，新郎跑了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted The Groom Ran Away on Our Wedding Night 88Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 660 风 The Feng Family’s Treasured Mother and Daughter 风家的宝贝母女 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Two Male Leads232k WordsCompleted A novel about love, marriage, and redemption. If I don’t wear the golden headband, how can I save you? If I put on the golden headband, how can I still love you? A love story about the mother and daughter of the Feng family! 1.2kReads6.5Score—Shelves
11. 661 三 A Three-Year-Old Prodigy Shows the Way: Mom’s Welding Machine Leads to Immortality 三岁萌宝指路：妈妈的电焊机通仙 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Modern Romance600k WordsCompleted Three-year-old Gu Tiaotiao squatted on the threshold of a hardware store, pointing at an empty alley. “Mommy, there’s a leak in the alley.” She looked up. A crack split the wall, and a man covered in golden fissures stepped out of it. He said she was the unfinished crack from a thousand years ago. The eighty-yuan secondhand welding torch in her hand lit up. The man was called Lu Beiyin. When he took his first bite of noodles, he froze: for the first time in a thousand years, he could taste som 14Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 662 情 The Lover’s Desperate Exchange 情人绝望的交换 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Urban314k WordsCompleted In his previous life, Lin Xi watched his wife leave for a faraway place with their daughter, then saw his mistress jump off a bridge with her child in her arms. In utter despair, he jumped too. When he awoke, he had returned to the time just before starting university. Could he save both daughters this time? 551Reads8.1Score—Shelves
13. 663 绑 Bound to a Gossip System, I Was Made a County Princess by the Emperor 绑定吃瓜系统后，我被皇帝封郡主 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Ancient Romance495k WordsCompleted On Gu Yunshu's sixteenth birthday, she was bound to the “Gossip System.” At a palace banquet, the System suddenly delivered a shocking piece of gossip: the children born to the Noble Consort were actually fathered by the head of the Imperial Medical Academy! The words slipped out of her thoughts: “The emperor's been cuckolded!” The entire court heard her, and the emperor immediately ordered a blood test to confirm their parentage. The Noble Consort fell from power, the chancellor turned out 18Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 664 我 My User Is a Female Celebrity 我的用户是女明星 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊28k WordsCompleted My User Is a Female Celebrity 20Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 665 离 I Became a Millionaire Overnight After My Divorce 离婚后我一夜暴富 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Modern Romance687k WordsCompleted My husband held up our property settlement agreement and said, “You’re not good enough for me anymore.” I calmly signed, then used all my savings to buy a lottery ticket. The next day, he clutched his new lover on TV and screamed, “Who stole my jackpot?!” I linked arms with his business rival and waved the lottery ticket at the camera: “Let me introduce you to my new husband.” 76Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 666 我 I Want This Person for the Rest of My Life 我要这个人一辈子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted I Want This Person for the Rest of My Life 3Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 667 在 I, in Short, Am Here for Laughs 在下，纯属搞笑 Seattle Weather西雅图的天气Modern Romance351k WordsCompleted Comedy, and we mean it. Secret crush, and he’s a brooding flirt. Both leads are pure, so dive in without fear of landmines. Qian Duoduo is an entertainment reporter who became famous for writing about “The Mystery of a Certain Top-Tier Star’s Underwear Color.” Her tongue is quicker than her keyboard. Zhou Zhiheng is a dermatologist who saves every word. His biggest secret is that he’s followed her from a burner account for three years, clicking “Like” on every article. They meet again at the h 103Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 668 穿 Transmigrate Into a Book: The Idle Heiress Uses Physics to Send Them to the Afterlife 穿书后，咸鱼千金用物理超度 Ss Not HeheSs不嘻嘻Modern Romance136k WordsCompleted A story about a couch potato and a mad dog Su Mian, a powerhouse from the apocalypse, is transmigrated into the real heiress who was switched at birth into a wealthy family. According to the plot, she's supposed to envy the fake heiress, bully the brooding illegitimate son who is the male lead, and die a gruesome death in the end. Su Mian: ...Too much trouble. I'll lie flat. System: Host, go splash coffee on the male lead, Lu Chenyu, right now! Humiliate him! Su Mian turns around and beats the p —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The first book's title is already ridiculous enough, hahaha. The second book is just imagining a mad dog mode, hahaha.

19. 669 我 The Book I Was Reading: The Male Lead Came to Life 我追的书，男主出来了 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted The male lead of the book you've been following for three years has appeared. He's covered in blood, sitting on your living room sofa. He says, “I've come out of the book you've been following for three years.” Before you can react, your phone lights up. A line has been carved into the ground downstairs: “Shi Jin, you were following the wrong person.” Behind the window of the building opposite, a camera is pointed straight at you. A third text arrives at the same time: “He's lying to you. He 58Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 670 她 She Was Already Married When She Wed Me, Yet It Took Her Ten Years to Make Me Willingly Fall for Her Lies 她嫁给我时已是人妻，却用十年让我甘愿被骗 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted She was already another man’s wife when she married me, yet it took her ten years to make me willingly accept the lie 65Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 671 烧 She’s Waiting for Me Behind the Burnt Screen 烧焦的屏风后，她在等我 Dreams Shattered Upon Meeting遇梦若碎Mystery305k WordsCompleted Mystery, wild imagination, horror, theater stage, continuing the play, Wu dialects There may be a lot of Zhejiang Wu dialect in this story. If you have trouble understanding it, leave a comment and I can explain. Most of it is written in a semi-Wu style, so it’s easy to follow. But to make the local flavor feel more authentic, some of the older characters speak in full Wu dialect. My mother had been insane for six years. Last month, she suddenly came to her senses for ten minutes and said three 15Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 672 糟 Oops, I’ve Been Kept by the Twins 糟糕，被双胞胎反向包养了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Uh-Oh, the Twins Have Turned the Tables and Started Keeping Me 10Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 673 就 Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂 Ji Furan纪扶染Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted [Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and 118.9kReads9.6Score13.8kShelves

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    It's super beautiful!

24. 674 通 The Sky-Piercing Immortal Gourd 通天仙葫 Daughter of the Divine Physician神医之女Eastern Fantasy476k WordsCompleted The protagonist, Zhang Xiaohua, is the orphan of an Immortal Emperor and a maid, left behind in the mortal realm. His parents' whereabouts have been unknown since he was young. By a stroke of luck, he enters the Qingyun Sect to cultivate and accidentally claims the Heaven-Piercing Immortal Gourd as his own through a drop of blood. With the help of the gourd's artifact spirit, Xiao Hong, he obtains an immortal sword, meets his beloved confidante Lin Wan'er, and subdues the spirit pet Six-Headed F 122Reads8.9Score161Shelves

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    A lighthearted and humorous novel that will make you laugh in the middle of the night.

25. 675 小 Wu Er, the Neighborhood's Miracle Doctor 小区神医吴老二 Garlic Sausage蒜肠Urban207k WordsCompleted Wu Lao'er, a resident of the neighborhood who suffers from cerebral thrombosis, unexpectedly inherits the legacy of a miracle doctor. From then on, he treats the sick, saves lives, and helps others, rising to the peak of his life. My new work is here! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy them. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 13Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's hilarious, absolutely unexpected! [Laughing and crying emojis]

26. 676 戏 You’re All I See, Onstage and Off 戏里戏外全都是你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted You’re All I See, Onstage and Off 7Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 677 嫁 I Married into the Countryside to Fight Poverty, but My Scumbag Husband Got a Taste of His Own Medicine! 嫁到农村扶贫，我被渣老公打脸！ Chen Tumao陈土猫Modern Romance2.6M WordsOngoing Sun Qingyu, an only daughter, moved from the city to the countryside after marriage. After five years of hard work, she finally saved enough to buy a home in the city. But her mother-in-law stood in her way, insisting that she bring her brother-in-law and his wife along. The house Sun Qingyu bought had to be shared with the whole extended family. Sun Qingyu launched into a fierce battle with her mother-in-law… Mother-in-law: “You're an only child from a well-off family. You should help our famil 36kReads8.5Score1.3kShelves
28. 678 荒 In a Famine Year, the Whole Village Goes Hungry While My Family Eats Meat Every Day 荒年全村饿肚子，我家天天吃大肉 Garlic Sausage蒜肠Historical226k WordsCompleted [Farming] [爽文] [System] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Cozy Daily Life] [Multiple Women, No Main Heroine] Li Baogui opens his eyes to find himself a good-for-nothing in a famine-stricken village. With the help of a shop-trading System, he makes sure his whole family gets to eat lavish meals every day. He builds a house, buys land, marries a beautiful young widow, and lives a happy life. Along the way, he helps the kind villagers survive the famine and deals with the village bullies and tyrants. [Ding! W 47Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 679 分 After We Started Sleeping Apart, My Dao Companion and I Made an Ancient Curse Explode 分房睡后，我和道侣把上古咒印气炸了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted After We Started Sleeping in Separate Rooms, My Dao Companion and I Drove the Ancient Curse Seal Mad 18Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 680 放 The Electric Man 放电侠 Garlic Sausage蒜肠Urban126k WordsCompleted The Electric Man He unexpectedly awakens the superpower to discharge electricity, and from then on, everything goes his way! With a casual jolt, he can cure the sick, help people, punish evil, and expertly deliver face-slapping to villains. The aloof campus beauty, the fiery policewoman, the gentle older woman, the stunning CEO... Beautiful women of all kinds are drawn to his incredible electricity and eagerly snuggle up to him. He zaps his enemies, wins people's hearts, and shocks beautiful w 5Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 681 八 Eight Years as Brothers 八年兄弟 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted Brothers for Eight Years 46Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 682 前 My Ex-Boyfriend Doesn’t Dare Touch Me 前男友他不敢碰我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted My Ex-Boyfriend Doesn't Dare Touch Me 98Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 683 洪 Honghuang: I’m a Brick, and Merit Automatically Increases by One 洪荒：我，一板砖，功德自动加1 Villain A, Who Loves Novels爱吃小说的反派甲Eastern Fantasy337k WordsOngoing [Everyday life + lighthearted + funny + adorable kids + causing trouble + a little unhinged (the author occasionally goes crazy)] (Early-era Primordial World, modified magical treasures, an adorable kid boldly exploring the Primordial World, and a fresh new experience. The whole world dotes on her as she raises a child~) After transmigrating into the Primordial World, Lu Baoya becomes a primordial stubborn stone! From the start, a broken System smacks her in the face, leaving her with only [Spir 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Dizzy dizzy

34. 684 全 My Whole Family Is Crazy, and I Became the Foil in a Child-Rearing Story 全家疯批，我穿成了养崽文对照组 Frost Pavilion寒霜榭Modern Romance932k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + raising kids + adored by the whole family + crazy antics + wealthy-family ensemble + feel-good 1v1] Qi Yuan transmigrates into a wealthy-family child-rearing novel as the foil to the adored heroine. Both are rich-family children who went missing and were later found. When the heroine returns, her family lives in loving harmony. When Qi Yuan goes home, everyone in her family is crazy in their own special way. In the end, the original owner is constantly humiliated, until she's thrown 30.7kReads8.6Score3.9kShelves
35. 685 穿 After Transmigration, Her Whole Family Are Villains 穿越之我全家都是反派 Song Xiangbai宋象白Ancient Romance832k WordsCompleted Content warning: Lots of crude bathroom humor. Don't read while eating. Version One: Jiang Mianmian transmigrates. Her father is a scheming scholar with the face of a kindly man. Her mother has the face of a bodhisattva and the heart of a ruthless killer. Her eldest brother looks simple-minded but is cunning at heart. Her second sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born destined to be villains. To highlight the protagonist's justice, kindness, and greatness, they work hard to do all so 137.2kReads9.6Score16.5kShelves

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    If you don't laugh, I'll eat my hat! [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

36. 686 我 I Work Security at a Cemetery, Get Rich by Listening to the Dead Chat 我在墓园当保安，听死人闲聊暴富 Want to Raise a Snow Fox想养一只雪狐Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Supernatural powers + spiritual qi revival + humor + bargain hunting + multiple women] On graduation day, my roommate lands a job at a major tech company, and my ex-girlfriend passes her civil service exam. Me? I become the night-shift security guard at a cemetery. On my first night at work, I hear two graves arguing. One curses his grandson for selling a set of Monkey stamps for twelve yuan; the other curses his son for trading an antique for two cartons of cigarettes. The next day, I spend ei 8.7kReads6.6Score653Shelves
37. 687 我 My Best Friend Is Such a Stud, and She Hits So Hard 我闺蜜超man，她打人老疼了 Big Dragon Fruit大那火龙果Urban619k WordsOngoing [Man transmigrates into a woman] [Strong heroine] [Decisive and ruthless] [Gender-bending romance] An ace agent's soul transmigrates into a young girl. She doesn't shrink back or lose heart, but calmly accepts reality. Let's stick to one principle: The strong never complain about their circumstances. Even if I've become a woman, I'm going to be the female lead of a male-oriented power fantasy! When it's time to be decisive, she's decisive. When it's time to take down scum, she does so without me 245Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I asked my friend to go cycling for exercise, but he refused, saying he was too lazy to stay home and write a book.

38. 688 反 Villain, Give It a Rest. Our Son Has Arrived 反派，收手吧，咱儿子穿来了 Miaolake喵拉克Modern Romance345k WordsCompleted [One-on-One Romance + Hilarious + Super Sweet] [Completed] [Unhinged Mom + Tsundere Dad + Genius Son] A strange man appears in front of Si Yuanyuan. He claims to be her biological son, and says he transmigrated here from thirty years in the future. Si Yuanyuan is fabulously wealthy, but now she's a mother without even having to give birth, and her son is older than she is. - Si Xuanyu: You're the pampered heiress of a wealthy family, the sole heir to Ding Si Group. Your parents love each other, 4.4kReads9.1Score584Shelves

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    Super crazy! A crazy 18-year-old mom, a brooding, waiter-like dad, and a transmigrated 20-year-old genius son—a hilarious and sweet romance! The son transmigrates from the future and, along with his mother, is determined to save the world (to prevent him from turning evil). The male lead always thinks he's living a loving family life. In reality, he has a wife who wants to slap him, and a delusional teenager who might kill him at any moment to save the world…

39. 689 沙 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 Fu Yiling傅衣凌Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 30.3kReads9.2Score3kShelves
40. 690 别 Come On, Surely the Whole Family Didn't Transmigrate 别闹，不会真有全家穿越这种事吧 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted The Xia family had been looking forward to their self-driving trip along the eastern coast for ages. They never expected a typhoon to sweep all four of them back a thousand years. When they opened their eyes, the people were still the same four, but... the era was completely different! Come on! How can a whole family transmigrate together? Even worse, as soon as they arrived, they found themselves facing poor harvests and one disaster after another. Fleeing? No way. They were just following the 16.6kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves
41. 691 东 Tales of the Five Immortals of the Northeast: Ma Daha’s Strange Adventures 东北五仙那些事儿马大哈奇遇 Peach Yao Yao蜜桃瑶瑶Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Take a look. This man is called Ma Daha. Thirty-three, unmarried, a farmer by trade and a bachelor on the side. His greatest achievement is making the village chief's mangy old dog stop barking at him. It’s afraid of catching something. His life plan was simple: farm, eat, and wait to die. Until one night, he ran into a weasel standing guard at the village entrance. “What are you looking at?” “What’s it to you?” Those few words sent his life completely off course. The next morning, he woke up to 4.5kReads6.9Score172Shelves

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    Looking for a lighthearted story about five spirits in a rural Northeast China village? The protagonist, Ma Daha, is a 33-year-old bachelor, unwanted by the villagers, content with a peaceful life farming. One night, he encounters a weasel and wakes up to find his house inhabited by five spirits: a fox, a weasel, a snake, a hedgehog, and a rat. Each spirit has its own temperament, constantly bickering and fighting, even wearing out the earthen bed. Villagers from far and wide come to him seeking solutions to strange occurrences, while a city businessman offers him a large sum of money to help him. One bizarre story after another unfolds. Unlike oppressive and thrilling supernatural tales, this book focuses on everyday rural humor, authentic Northeastern dialect, and relatable, down-to-earth spirit characters. There's no gore or horror, just the joy and laughter of rural life. If you enjoy rural legends and lighthearted supernatural stories, this is a must-read!

42. 692 打 I Lost a Fight, So I Deserved to Become a Peerless Fairy Monster 打架输了活该穿成绝世大妖精 Big Dragon Fruit大那火龙果Ancient Romance566k WordsCompleted [Male-to-female transformation, gender-bender, exclusive romance, brainless fun, thrilling throughout with a touch of angst.] [Fantasy immortal-demon world meets ancient reality] [forced love + sweet romance + no saintly heroine] [Insight + bewitching charm + dazzling beauty + demonic physician + lightning-fast makeovers] Before transmigrating, he was a ruthless demon lord. Afterward, she became an ordinary young woman. The original owner was the legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's house 459Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 693 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 9.3kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
44. 694 嫡 My Eldest Sister Is Reborn, My Younger Sister Transmigrates, and I Just Want to Survive 嫡姐重生庶妹穿越，我只想苟命 Pomegranate Fish石榴鱼Ancient Romance840k WordsCompleted The legitimate elder sister is famous throughout the city, and the younger half-sister is a peerless beauty. Yan Muxi just wants to lie flat and stay alive! But life is hard, staying alive is no easy feat, and lying flat is even harder. Her mother is a handful. She schemes to land her daughter a man who belongs to the legitimate elder sister, but the one whose clothes get torn off is the younger half-sister’s man… The man asks her, “Have you thought this through? Are you sure you want to be with 4.7kReads8.9Score467Shelves
45. 695 千 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷29k WordsCompleted A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 58Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Thousand-Year-Old Vampire: I charm all beings, and all things submit! AI Qiqi: Your mental fluctuations are chaotic and meaningless, deemed invalid harassment, and have been blocked. Repeated violations will be reported to the city's intelligent security system.

46. 696 这 This Immortal Is a Little Too Brash 这个神仙有点彪 Tan Qing檀清Urban3.8M WordsOngoing I was just a cemetery security guard when I saw a fairy fall from the sky. This fairy’s a bit wild, knocking out little ghosts with a single punch. A rare divine essence lies within her, and demon kings from all three realms come to claim it. Her Heavenly Eye opens, and she goes on a rampage, wiping out every last monster and demon. Our security company opens a branch in heaven, and every god and immortal loves it. It opens another branch in the underworld, and all the ghosts are as happy as can 247Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 697 与 Days of Survival on a Deserted Island with My Gorgeous Boss 与绝色女上司荒岛求生的日子 Eggplant Who Loves Fried Eggs爱吃荷包蛋的茄子Urban486k WordsOngoing Ye Mingyuan spent eight years in the military. After retiring, he was assigned a junior position at a foreign trade company. To reward her employees for their hard work, beautiful CEO Su Muxue rented a luxury cruise ship and took the entire staff out to sea for a vacation. The ship was caught in a massive storm, capsized, and sank beneath the waves. Ye Mingyuan and the other survivors washed ashore on a deserted island, where he put the wilderness survival skills he had learned in the military t 4.6kReads8.5Score286Shelves
48. 698 多 Surely You Laugh at My Passion 多情应笑我 Jiu Xiaoqi酒小七Ancient Romance216k WordsCompleted Lin Fang has been disguised as a boy since childhood, and she can't help feeling helpless about it. Her household registration says she's male, so what can she do? But the secret she has sworn to protect is discovered by a young boy she accidentally rescues! Lin Fang thought she'd picked up a deadweight, but once the boy, Yun Weiming, regains his identity, she feels as if she's sitting on a mountain of gold. “Who would've thought! I've picked up all kinds of things before, but you're the most va 70.3kReads9.7Score9.3kShelves

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    Both are great 😎

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50. 700 修 The Crafty Cultivator Who Schemes His Way to Sainthood 修真老阴批，坑边修真界狗到成圣 Eating Steamed Buns While Speeding on the Highway吃着馒头跑高速Eastern Fantasy215k WordsOngoing Gou Qianqiu transmigrated into the cultivation world as its most shameless scammer, then got chased by a tribulation lightning bolt straight into a ruined temple. The instant the thunderbolt smashed through the roof, a ding rang in his head: “Karmic Law Compensation System activated!” He immediately lay flat and shouted, “You wrecked my temple! You have to pay!” A glowing System screen popped up: [Heaven's compensation agreement reached. Please choose your claim.] Looking at the options, “Karmic 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a lewd and humorous novel. Serious people shouldn't read it. If you do, you'll laugh so hard you won't be able to stop, and you'll keep calling me indecent.

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