Funny, Laid-Back Stories with a Death-Fearing, Cautious Protagonist, and a High Rating 搞笑，咸鱼文，主角怕死，苟，高分的
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There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟
(Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon-
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The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠
(A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca
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Showbiz: The Fairy's Stepfather? No, Her Godfather! 文娱：天仙继父？不，是教父！
[Gorgeous fairy stepfather + fiercely protective dad + entertainment mogul] I was reborn and only wanted to lie flat, but somehow ended up marrying the mother of a future goddess. From then on, my lazy life was completely ruined. I casually cooked a dish, and she became the lucky kid her classmates called “the one with a chef at home.” I casually wrote a song, and she became the “pure goddess of the Beijing Film Academy” admired by everyone. I casually gave her a warning, and she avoided a trap
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- 54 I Just Want to Lie Flat, but the Entire Court Is Begging Me to Rule 只想咸鱼的我，被全朝跪求 In the fictional matriarchal dynasty of Da Sheng, women rule while men serve as their aides. The throne is inherited according to the principle of “legitimate birth and merit.” The Ninth Princess was originally a marginal figure, but with the System’s help, everyone mistakenly believes she is “hiding her true abilities.” —Reads—Score—14d adds
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I’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Cultivate Immortality 不择手段去修仙
Feel-Good Story + Comedy + Mortal Cultivation + No Harem + Xuanhuan + No System Belief: If you've got thick skin, you get the meat. Motto: If a problem can be solved by sweet-talking, never resort to force. Principle: If nobody messes with me, I'll mess with them anyway. Specialty: Play the pig to eat the tiger. I'm number one at showing off. A street punk from the 21st century accidentally obtains a rare treasure and transmigrates to a world overrun by immortals, demonic cultivators, and practi
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- 56 The Demon-Cultivation Tale of Cat Lao Liu 猫老六修妖传 [Demon Cultivation | Immortal Cultivation | Comedy | Playing the Fool to Catch the Tiger | Ruthless and Decisive] Mao Laoliu was a wild, unrestrained fellow who accidentally came into possession of the Heavenly Toad, a supreme treasure from the Immortal Realm. The toad carried his soul across time and space to a world of immortal cultivators, where he was reborn in the body of a black cat. And so Mao Laoliu began his life as a demon cultivator… 8.8kReads8.7Score72114d adds
- 57 Carrying a Coffin on My Way to Cultivate Immortality 扛着棺材去修仙 A young man from a once-prosperous family accidentally finds a jade seal coiled by a dragon. He never realizes that this powerful seal is not only a formidable weapon, but also a key to a world of advanced civilization… 60.2kReads8.5Score3.9k14d adds
- 58 Cultivation: I Have a Heaven-Devouring Pearl 修仙，我有一颗吞天珠 By chance, an ordinary young man obtains the most powerful treasure in the Three Realms, the Heaven-Replenishing Pearl. From then on, he defies fate and changes his destiny, fighting his way from the human realm to the spirit realm, founding the world’s strongest people, then battling his way into the immortal realm for the sake of his obsession. He rises from humble beginnings in the mortal world and brings it all to an end in the immortal realm! 8.9kReads8.7Score60914d adds
- 59 Mortal Cultivation, Beginning with Starlight 凡人修仙，从星光开始 An ordinary boy is chosen by a star and sent from Earth to another world. His fate is changed forever, and he begins his cultivation journey in this unfamiliar land. He stumbles through cultivation, treading as carefully as if on thin ice, all so he can find his way home. But being reborn was simply a fate that had been ordained... 3.2kReads7.3Score23814d adds
- 60 For That Dream, I Will Split Heaven and Earth 为了那个梦，我要开天辟地 Legend has it that everything in this world is an illusion. This world is merely a dream of yours. As long as you exist, this world exists. When you are gone, it will naturally crumble and vanish... Wang Bin lost his world, lost his dream. For the sake of that dream and the person he loved most, he would split open the heavens and cleave the earth. He would create that world... 506Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Spoiled Heir: I Drove Enemy Spies Insane 纨绔世子：我把敌国间谍整疯了
Xiao Jue transmigrates into the eldest legitimate son of the Duke Who Guards the State of Great Zhao, and the capital's most notorious wastrel. Lustful and cowardly, with no learning or skill, everyone says all he knows how to do is squander money and enjoy himself. After working himself to the breaking point as a corporate drone in his previous life, he had planned to lie flat and live comfortably as a good-for-nothing. But then he discovers that the new concubine his father is about to marry i
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Cultivating Immortality with Chips: Virtual Spiritual Root Guidance Protocol Activated 芯片修仙：虚拟灵根引导协议启动
(The book has just received its initial rating, and it’ll rise later.) [Not a Mindless Power Fantasy] [Slow Burn] [Traditional Cultivation] [Scientific Cultivation] [A Touch of Ensemble Cast] [Logical] [No Female Lead] [Cautious Protagonist] No spiritual roots? I’ll rely on a chip to keep my head down and cultivate safely in the sect… Xiao Jin, a game systems engineer, dies suddenly after a long stretch of overtime and transmigrates into the lowest rung of the cultivation world: an ordinary ser
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The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录
A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi
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Journey to the West: The Demon-Wife Collector 西游：娶精人
[Backup Pilgrim to the West / Pilgrim No. 66 / Wild, fun ideas / Hilarious comeback] Tang Jianguo accidentally transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Pilgrim No. 66, a backup pilgrim. Wukong, Bajie, and all the other fateful encounters have already been snatched up by the monks ahead of him. From the start, he's dealt an impossible hand, with only a Feeding System that spends merit points to exchange for supplies. A brutal competition against his fellow pilgrims lies ahead, and an ut
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The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化，唯有大师兄正的极端
[Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo
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Xuanhuan: Stop Pretending, You're the Supreme Sword Master! 玄幻：别装了，你就是剑道至尊！
[Comedy + mistaken assumptions + invincible protagonist] Also known as: So I Was Invincible All Along Li Xianyuan transmigrates into a world of immortal cultivation. With no spiritual roots, all he can do is drift through life. The peach tree he planted turns out to be a Heavenly Immortal Peach Tree. One bite gives you immortal spiritual roots. When his master hears him play “A Laugh in the Vast Sea,” he becomes a Saint on the spot.
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- 67 I Quietly Became the Biggest Boss in the Beginner's Village 我在新手村悄悄苟成了大BOSS He transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, where people kill for treasure, scheme against one another, and demonic beasts roam everywhere... No, the outside world is too dangerous. Better to stay put and quietly cultivate in the beginner village. 61.1kReads8.5Score3.7k14d adds
- 68 Honghuang: From the Start, I Spoil the Plot for Nuwa 洪荒：开局给女娲剧透 [Primordial world + behind-the-scenes scheming + wild imagination] Chen Xuan transmigrates into the Primordial World as a little white dragon. His arrival sends the whole world wildly off course... Nuwa: “Becoming a saint through merit isn’t what I want. I’m going to sever the Three Corpses!” The Two from the West: “The West is far too barren. Starting today, we’re joining the East!” Tongtian: “The calamity of the Investiture of the Gods is upon us. All Jie Sect Disciples, follow me onto the Inv 43.4kReads9.1Score4.4k14d adds
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This Big Shot Just Wants to Be a Couch Potato 这个大佬只想咸鱼
Style: urban, System, anti-cliché, invincible protagonist, and everyday comedy. The more the protagonist wants to coast through life, the more the System and reality push him into stirring up trouble. With the laziest attitude, he puts on the most impressive airs and makes the most money, sparking one absurd misunderstanding after another.
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- 70 On My First Day of Slacking Off, a Female Star Became My Neighbor 摆烂第一天，女明星成了我邻居 In my previous life, I worked myself to death. In this life, I, Lin Yi, swear I’ll retire as soon as I’ve made enough money! So I became the literary world’s most mysterious legend, then promptly quit writing and moved into a mansion. On my first day of taking it easy, I went out in baggy shorts and flip-flops to take out the trash, only to bump into a top-tier star wearing a full disguise of sunglasses and a mask. Blushing, she whispered, “Hi, I’m your new neighbor, Xia Wanqing.” My retirement 3.3kReads5.3Score21314d adds
- 71 The Laid-Back Life of a Superpowered City 异能都市的咸鱼日常 [Handsome, roguish swordsman + adorable ordinary passerby] I’m just an ordinary passerby, scraping by with odd jobs and errands. I never imagined I’d have anything to do with the words “dangerous criminal.” When I woke up one morning, I discovered that I could control strange lights and shadows. Before I could even celebrate, people from the Superpower Management Bureau surrounded me as if I were a vicious criminal. Time was slipping away, and I had to find a way out of this predicament… 183Reads—Score—14d adds
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My Spirit Platform Exploded, So I Can Only Lie Low and Fight to Survive 灵台炸了我只能摆烂求生
I was born into the imperial family, but thrown out of the palace at eight. After a few years of living wild in the countryside, I figured my life was set: marry my cousin, look after my uncle’s four hundred mu of potato fields, and settle down as a wealthy farmer. Then I managed to grasp a little of the cultivation arts, only to lose it all again. My spiritual platform blew up, and everything was gone. I thought I’d given up for good, but the empress treated me as a whetstone, the emperor used
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The Most Cautious Path to Immortality 最苟长生
No spiritual roots, a cursed fate, and the lowest rank in the servants' quarters: everyone can bully him. That is, until Lin Gou's soul transmigrates into this world and he awakens the “Most Cautious Longevity System”: the more cautious he is, the stronger he becomes, and the longer he keeps his head down, the more fiercely he can strike back. From then on, he hides his talents among ordinary people and keeps a low profile in the sect, laying plans in silence and revealing his power in desperate
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The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了！谁也别说出去
The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone
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My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情
My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story
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- 76 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score11014d adds
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Go to Prison, and You'll Investigate Every Inmate in the Cell as a Murderer 去坐牢，你把满屋狱友全查成凶手
Gu Changfeng, son of the former Vice Minister of the Court of Judicial Review, is thrown into Tongchen House, where the Crown Prince's remaining loyalists are imprisoned. His father died suddenly while investigating a case, and the emperor grew wary of him. From the start, someone frames him for stealing a jade pendant bestowed by the emperor. A clear voice rings in his ear: “It’s in his left sleeve!” Gu Changfeng sneers and activates his [Truth-Hearing Ears], a mind-reading ability. He rolls up
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Keeping a Low Profile as a Landlord in the Cultivation World 苟在修仙界当地主
When programmer Jiang Xiaoman wakes up, he discovers he's become the most unfortunate guy in the cultivation world: afflicted with the incurable Spirit-Eroding Gu, his spiritual root ruined, and less than a hundred days to live. His dad is missing, his family is broken, and he's completely at a loss. With death by poison fast approaching, Jiang Xiaoman angrily hurls the script aside. “What kind of cursed start is this?! I worked myself to death and transmigrated here, not so I could switch maps
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I’m a Cannon Fodder, and I Outlived Every Protagonist 我，炮灰，熬死了所有主角
[Ding! The protagonist, Ye Xuan, has been detected showing off 100 miles away. Danger level: 99%. Host, we recommend running in the opposite direction!] Got it. Doing that right now! [Ding! A woman favored by destiny is approaching with an opportunity. Danger level: 999%. Host, we recommend jumping off a cliff!] System, are you serious?! Years later, the apocalypse descended, and the System finally chimed in. [Ding! You are the only living person left. Congratulations, Host, you successfully mad
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