Keeping a Low Profile as a Landlord in the Cultivation World

Name: Keeping a Low Profile as a Landlord in the Cultivation World
Author: Little Wooden One Never Gets Skunked

苟在修仙界当地主

by Little Wooden One Never Gets Skunked (小木头不空军)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 195k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

When programmer Jiang Xiaoman wakes up, he discovers he's become the most unfortunate guy in the cultivation world: afflicted with the incurable Spirit-Eroding Gu, his spiritual root ruined, and less than a hundred days to live. His dad is missing, his family is broken, and he's completely at a loss.

With death by poison fast approaching, Jiang Xiaoman angrily hurls the script aside. “What kind of cursed start is this?! I worked myself to death and transmigrated here, not so I could switch maps and die all over again!”

In this desperate situation, he unexpectedly activates the Myriad Phenomena Compendium System his father left behind. He glances at its UI, which looks like it came straight out of a nostalgic penguin farming game, and the corner of his mouth twitches. “What the heck... is the art style a little off?”

Fortunately, the System's features are reliable. Cultivate spirit fields and plant seeds, and there's a chance of harvesting bizarre mutant spirit plants with unusual abilities: a foul-mouthed pea that can insult an opponent until their Dao heart crumbles; an embarrassing cucumber that turns you invisible but makes you burp afterward; even a confessional potato that can make someone die of social embarrassment... These wildly imaginative crops become his lifesaving trump cards.

Collect mutant entries in the compendium and you can earn cultivation, repair your foundation, and extend your lifespan directly! Farming turns out to be his only way to rid himself of the poison.

Jiang Xiaoman happily begins a quiet life of low-key farming and sabotaging people from afar. He only wants to guard his little patch of land and lie low until the end of time. But as he tends his crops, he poisons powerful figures, saves his enemies, and gets unwillingly swept into a massive vortex engulfing the cultivation world. Little by little, he also uncovers the truth behind his father's disappearance...

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