Funny Cultivation Stories Like Fairy, Please Shut Up 类似仙女快闭嘴的搞笑修仙
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I Became a God Through Showing Off [ Transmigrated to Another World ] 我靠凡尔赛成神【穿越异世】
Can you believe it? Ji Hua transmigrates into a novel her best friend was reading. The bad news: She’s transmigrated, and there’s no way back. The good news: The novel’s main story has already ended, and the identity she’s transmigrated into is quite prestigious. The novel Good-for-Nothing Mage is about two good-for-nothing leads who rise to success. It’s worth mentioning that both the male and female leads each have a beloved person they can never forget. And here’s the best part: the male lead
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- 2 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.4kShelves
- 3 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.6kReads9.5Score15.4kShelves
- 4 The Villainess Puts on a Show, and Makes Others Get Struck by Lightning 反派女配她装比，她让别人遭雷劈 [Ridiculous comedy + a cast of lovable idiots + lighthearted laughs + everyone’s favorite] [Complete] Tang Guo transmigrated into a book before she’d even taken off her pants. Good news: She comes from a prestigious family and can laze around. Bad news: She’s transmigrated as a villainess who’s destined to die. In the original story, she was supposed to grovel at the original male lead’s feet, only to have him run her through the heart with his sword. She wasn’t brain-dead, so of course she chos 3kReads9.2Score377Shelves
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Ghost Emperor! Your Wild Consort Is So Incredible, Even the Demons Kneel 鬼帝！你家狂妃太绝，妖孽全跪了
[Strong female lead + power fantasy] During the upheaval at the Heavenly Puppet Palace, Shi Xi’s eyes were gouged out and her life-bound puppet was stolen. She was tossed into a forbidden zone like a stray dog! At death’s door, she awakened spirit eyes that could see countless souls, drawing the attention of the Ghost Emperor, Gui Li. “Little girl, help me restore my body, and I’ll help you get revenge.” From then on, a peerless prodigy was born in the forbidden zone! You gouged out her eyes, se
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Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病
[Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin
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- 7 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.9kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves
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I Woke Up in a Madman’s Arms, Only to Find I’m the Sucker 疯批怀里惊坐起，冤种竟是我自己
The comic adaptation is now live~ [Double Clean Romance + Goofy Comedy + Transmigrate into a Book + Mind Reading + Sweet Romance + Regret and Redemption + Satisfying Wish Fulfillment + Fantasy World] A madly devoted, doting Demon Lord vs. a quirky, adorable, goofy female disciple Sang Wanning transmigrated. She became the unlucky supporting female character of the same name, whose fate left countless readers sighing with regret. In the original story, Sang Wanning had a breathtakingly beautiful
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The Cherished Little Ancestor: She's a Goddess 团宠小祖宗:她是神
[Everyone's Favorite + Adorable Child + Fantasy + Secret Identity] A little girl moves into the capital's Prince of War's mansion, where the ruthless, violent Ninth Prince spoils her to no end. Some people sneer, “What future could a homeless wanderer's child possibly have?” Mu Jiuxun declares that, as the only god in the world, with her secret identity in hand, she can look across the Eight Directions and Four Wildernesses and ask: who dares make trouble? But what is with all these powerful fig
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The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种
Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest
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Beloved by the Sect: Junior Sister’s Swordsmanship Is Beyond Compare 宗门团宠，师妹她剑法超神
[Coming of age / ensemble cast / everyone’s favorite / face-slapping / feel-good revenge / putting scumbags in their place] After being harmed by her elder sister, Yun Zhi suddenly discovers that she is a doomed supporting character who dies early in a book. But this time, she not only survives, she also breaks free of the plot. The eldest senior sister happens to find her and brings her back to the sect, where she becomes the youngest junior sister of the Tenth Peak. Yun Zhi had only wanted to
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- 12 The Supporting Villainess Cultivates Immortality by Becoming Her Sect's Grandmaster 女配修仙：从当宗门师祖做起！ The night before Xu Yi was to become the senior disciple of Xuanji Sect, she had a dream. In it, she was consumed by jealousy of the new junior sister, committed every sort of evil, and ultimately met a grisly end, her bones ground to dust. With the junior sister's initiation just around the corner, Xu Yi shut her eyes, gritted her teeth, and left with all her belongings to lie low. But she never expected to fall into a secret realm the moment she left the sect, where she was trapped for two hun 2.4kReads8.8Score304Shelves
- 13 What?! The Beloved Little Junior Sister Is the Strongest in All Nine Provinces! 惊！团宠小师妹竟是九州最强者！ (Complete; no romance, invincible protagonist, hilarious, face-slapping, pure feel-good fun) The moment Qing Jiujiu transmigrated, she was bound to an Invincibility System! By accident, she crawled into her master's bed and fell fast asleep. Master: ??? The whole sect was in an uproar! The senior brother, second senior brother, third senior brother, fourth senior brother... all 108 senior brothers were stunned! Of all the beds the junior sister could sleep in, she had to choose her master's! The 1.9kReads9.3Score369Shelves
- 14 I’m Stirring Up the Cultivation World with Grind Culture 我在修仙界搞内卷 [Print edition now available] After Qin Shu transmigrated into a book, she learned that she was a fraud who had taken her younger half-sister's place to cultivate immortality. After eight years of cultivation, her half-sister entered the Dao despite having been an ordinary mortal. Qin Shu's cover was blown in front of everyone, and the sect mercilessly cast her out, even though she had only reached the third level of Qi Refining. With her peerless beauty, she was turned into a cultivation furn 129.5kReads9.5Score52.2kShelves
- 15 The Astonishing Divine Maiden: The Useless Young Lady Is Actually a Genius of All Elements 惊世神女：废物小姐竟是全系天才 What? Born with a useless body, doomed to never rise again? Bullshit! Now that my soul and body are reunited, I’m here to crush you brainless fools! Spatial magic, every elemental affinity, beast taming, alchemy: I can do it all with ease! “Miao Qi! How dare you! Do you know who you’ve struck?” The Miao family patriarch’s eyes nearly popped out of his head. He stared at the Second Prince, panting like a dead dog beneath Miao Qi’s feet, and broke into a cold sweat. The woman in red laughed arroga 4.7kReads8.9Score698Shelves
- 16 Defying Heaven's Cute Beast: The Peerless Demoness Rules the World 逆天萌兽：绝世妖女倾天下 [Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her 147.3kReads9.6Score19.1kShelves
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I Raised My Misguided Disciples 我把孽徒们养歪了
Wei Jing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder character who is infatuated with the male lead, targets the heroine, frames her martial uncle, and becomes enemies with the great villain. To save her own life, she takes three men as disciples and accepts the heroine as her grand-disciple on their behalf. She plans to lie back like a lazy fish, enjoy her disciples' and grand-disciple's devotion, and watch the four of them fall in love and tear each other apart under the weight of moral and e
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After Giving Birth, the Cold and Aloof Demon Emperor Begs Me to Stroke His Tail 生崽后，清冷妖皇哭求我摸他尾巴
[Cool, aloof seductress VS domineering female demon] The female demon Chu Qun was reborn. A thousand years had passed, yet her legends still covered the continent. The Saint of the Pill, the world-destroying Marquis Chu Yi, the sword-forging patriarch... They were all her secret identities! In her previous life, her siblings betrayed her. She was torn apart by chariots, and her soul was sealed beneath the abyss. This time, she returned in triumph, slaying prodigies, killing her enemies, and supp
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Five Hundred Years of Sign-In, Then a Madwoman Forces a Contract from the Start 签到五百年，开局被疯批强行契约
The comic adaptation of this book, Nine Colors, is now officially online! [Feel-Good Power Couple + Caretaking Couple] Jiu Se transmigrated into a snake. Luckily, she had a sign-in System. On the day she quietly reached five hundred years of signing in, she obtained a Super-God Evolution System. Jiu Se: Two Systems = the pinnacle of snake life = ruling the world? Before she could even celebrate, war broke out between the snake clans that very day. Her siblings died in battle, and to preserve the
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They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八
[Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.”
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- 21 The Insane Consort Has Arrived: Your Highness, Pay for Protection! 狂妃嫁到，帝尊请交保护费 Night Jiu, the female demon lord of the Underworld, has seized a new body and been reborn. The King of Hell weeps with joy, and countless ghosts celebrate across the land! This body is weak and foolish, and her older sister even gouged out her eyes and chopped off her head? Her head fell off? Just put it back on! Her eyes are gone? Then dig them out for me! She's an immortal old monster who can't be killed or hurt. Want to kill me? Let's see whether you die of exhaustion first or I die of boredo 586Reads9.2Score134Shelves
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The Kings Beg Her to Come Out: The Little Witch! 众王恭请，小魔女出山！
[Growth + Space + Strong Female Lead + Genius + Divine Beasts + Devoted Husband + Devoted Couple] Yun Huan, a medical genius from the 23rd century whose acupuncture skills are second to none, is reborn in the Tian Sheng Continent, where the strong rule. To her surprise, everyone calls her a useless weakling. She doesn’t put up with being bullied. Try to hurt her? Die! Try to humiliate her? Get beaten! She unlocks every element, tames divine beasts, and fights her way through one challenge after
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- 23 Your Majesty, the Imperial Consort Is Bullying People Again 帝尊大人，帝妃又在欺负人 [Strong heroine and strong hero, feel-good 1v1 + both are each other’s one and only + beloved by everyone + sweet romance + transmigration + pocket dimension + no giving up] Born a good-for-nothing, she was bullied by everyone and died with regrets. She transmigrates into this world and lets out a cold laugh. “If anyone dares harm me, I’ll hunt them down to the ends of the earth!” She bonds with adorable spirit pets, levels up like crazy, and goes all out! She unlocks a pocket dimension, learns 383Reads9.0Score102Shelves
- 24 The Genius Physician Consort Is Too Unrestrained 天才医妃太轻狂 A powerful woman from an ancient martial arts family transmigrates, only to become a good-for-nothing whose sisters killed her and whose scumbag fiancé called off their engagement? A scheming white lotus? Watch me rip that mask right off your face! A treacherous villain? Watch me pay you back tenfold! What? You say I’m arrogant? That I never forgive a slight? That’s because I can afford to be! With Soul Devourer in hand, I’ll beat you so badly even your own mother won’t recognize you! My medical 270Reads8.6Score101Shelves
- 25 Heaven-Defying Divine Consort: The Demon Lord Makes His Move 逆天神妃：魔尊大人撩一下 The chosen goddess, sealed away for ten thousand years, is reborn as a foolish, useless member of the human race. But she rises to power and crushes everyone who ever bullied her. If you want her life, she'll kill you! If you want her money, she'll make you suffer! If you want her man, um... if you've got enough money, she might consider it. A prehistoric demon brat went undercover among humans to get through his tribulation, only to be thoroughly used by a foolish girl. And the most infuriating 34Reads8.3Score—Shelves
- 26 Genius Beast Tamer: This Assassin Is Surprisingly Adorable! 天才御兽师，这个杀手有点萌！ She was once a ruthless, decisive top assassin with deadly skills. After transmigrating, her soul inhabits the body of a useless legitimate daughter with breathtaking beauty, mocked by the world as nothing but a pretty face. As her divine physique gradually awakens, her peerless splendor can no longer be concealed. She commands divine beasts, crafts divine weapons, and wins the hearts of several handsome men along the way. In this life, anyone who dares to bully me will pay a hundred or even a t 1.2kReads8.5Score146Shelves
- 27 The Whole Family Dotes on the Adorable Little Princess: The Prince Is Far Too Fierce 团宠小萌妃：王爷相公太凶猛 A peerless medical genius from the twenty-fifth century and heir to an ancient martial arts family transmigrates and becomes the six-year-old fourth daughter of the General Who Guards the Nation's household: an ugly, useless girl, poisoned, secretly attacked, and left for dead in the wilderness... Her cold eyes open, and her heaven-defying spiritual roots awaken. The world changes color! You say I'm just a little girl? You call me the biggest good-for-nothing in Zhongling Kingdom? You say the Ge 3kReads8.8Score369Shelves
- 28 Defying Heaven: The Second Young Lady Is a Genius 逆天神妃：天才二小姐 [Pocket Dimension, Strong Female Lead, Genius, Divine Beasts] Reborn overnight as the useless second young lady, she still manages to thrive. After cleansing her meridians, a genius is born. With a pocket dimension and a spirit spring at her disposal, spirit pets and exotic beasts come knocking, and she makes a fortune refining pills! You say she is too overbearing? Well, her father dotes on her, her brother cherishes her, and everyone loves her! She fights monsters, levels up, and takes revenge 586Reads8.5Score102Shelves
- 29 The Useless One Defies Heaven: The Peerless, Unruly Queen Is Too Daring 废材逆天：绝世狂妃太嚣张 Yun Xige, a top genius assassin and ghost doctor of the 21st century, transmigrated into the weak, useless daughter of a general’s household in the Tianxia Empire. A weak and useless failure? With the ancient divine sword Dawn in her left hand, she can slice up so-called divine weapons like scrap metal! In her right hand, she holds a spirit pill worth a fortune and revered by thousands! On her shoulder sits the number-one divine beast of the underworld, while an ancient primordial golden dragon 226Reads8.6Score—Shelves
- 30 The Divine Emperor Spoils His Wife Without Limits, and the Peerless Phoenix Maiden Shakes the Heavens 神帝宠妻无下限，绝世凰女炸翻天 [Nan Yanran x Ling Yu, 1v1, Both Each Other's First] Through the machinations of villains, Nan Yanran fell from her exalted position as a beloved princess into the mortal realm. Her dantian was destroyed, her cultivation completely ruined, and after enduring every kind of hardship, she died with hatred in her heart. Once her soul returned to her, she rose to power with a vengeance and stirred up the world. She slays the most brilliant prodigies and trounces every enemy. Saints and saintesses ali 5.4kReads9.3Score763Shelves
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Why Run? The Village Monsters Are So Sweet 跑什么，村里妖怪老温柔了
[Transmigration and rebirth, unconventional cultivation, lighthearted comeuppance, growth and leveling up] Chi Qingyu had been accumulating merit and cultivating in the modern world when she was struck by lightning! She transmigrated into a melodramatic cultivation novel, becoming the younger sister of the female lead, who would die young after being possessed. Luckily, she acted just in time. Her cannon-fodder big sister hadn't been possessed yet, so she grabbed her little big sister and ran, h
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