Funny! Funny! Funny! Give Me Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing 搞笑！搞笑！搞笑！快来几本能把我笑死的书

1. 551 小 Watch Out for Manholes: A Jinxed Snake Lives in the Magic Lamp 小心井盖：神灯里住着一条倒霉蛇 Zheng Luoli郑洛梨6k WordsCompleted Watch Out for the Manhole Cover: A Bad-Luck Snake Lives in the Magic Lamp —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 552 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 12.9kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves

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   Come on, this will make you laugh until your stomach hurts! [Learned it][Learned it]

3. 553 反 Villain's Lackey! From the Start, the Villain Told Me to Eliminate the Protagonist 反派小弟！开局反派让我除掉主角 A Piece of Rotten Wood一块烂木头Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Yang Tian woke up one morning to find he had transmigrated into an urban novel. It wasn’t long before he received a major assignment! “Go kill An Chen!” Gu Yun’s face was cold, his eyes full of menace! “???” Yang Tian leaned back, staring at the second-generation rich kid Gu Yun in front of him in disbelief! Gulp! “Me?” “Don’t worry! You’ll be well rewarded once it’s done!” Gu Yun patted Yang Tian hard on the shoulder, as if that would give him confidence. An Chen had left school during class an 6.8kReads8.9Score549Shelves
4. 554 小 Watch Out for Manholes: A Test from the Old Hand 小心井盖：老油条铺的考验 Zheng Luoli郑洛梨6k WordsCompleted Watch Out for the Manhole Cover: A Test at the Old Oilman’s Shop —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 555 哥 My Brother’s Friends Are Trouble 哥哥的兄弟不好惹 A Grain of White Sand一粒沙白Modern Romance465k WordsCompleted [Age gap] [Sweet campus romance] [Deeply devoted, scheming bad boy × goofy, straightforward sweetheart] What does it feel like to find out your buddy is dating your little sister? Lu Yi was unfazed. “What could she possibly lose? She weighs a hundred pounds, and ninety-nine of them are schemes. I’m worried you’ll get fooled out of your underwear!” Lu Qingyue: “Relax, I’ll definitely leave you your underwear.” Cheng Xingye: “???” 29.4kReads9.4Score3kShelves
6. 556 直 Livestream: The Birth of the King of Lurking 直播：苟王的诞生 Fushan Library斧山图书馆Urban955k WordsCompleted [Livestream] [Infinite Flow] [Scheming] [Not an Invincible Protagonist] [No Female Lead or One Female Lead] Billions of viewers in the Livestream room watch Ye Xiao, who's been hiding in a corner without moving for three days and nights, on the verge of breaking down. Other people are livestreaming. This is just a still image. “I want to chop him up.” “It's already the third day, right? He's still hiding?” “How can anyone be so shameless?” “As expected of the King of Hiding.” “I left, but then I 892Reads8.3Score100Shelves
7. 557 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy577k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5.2kReads8.2Score441Shelves

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   Zhang Yi'ang's eyes lit up, and he immediately became interested: "Good heavens, this method is absolutely brilliant! In the future, if someone is undergoing tribulation—I mean, only beautiful female cultivators—wouldn't I be able to handle all the tribulations and cure all the difficulties of tribulation? Maybe tomorrow I'll just hang a flag at the door that says, 'Gynecological Master Zhang Lao Jiu, specializing in helping beautiful female cultivators undergo painless tribulation. What if you unexpectedly encounter a tribulation? For painless tribulation, choose Zhang Lao Jiu!'" He then burst into laughter. [Cool][Cool][Cool][Cool]

8. 558 全 After the Whole Villain Cast Reads My Mind, I Take Out the Male and Female Leads 全员反派读我心后，我嘎了男女主 Mu Feiyan沐非烟Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The short drama is out; publication deal signed] Little King Yama Abao transmigrates into a book! She becomes a princess of a fallen kingdom who was sentenced to death as a newborn, branded a harbinger of disaster. [Father, the Imperial Astronomer’s censor bought his way into office. He’s a charlatan working with Consort Li to deceive you. On the day our kingdom falls, he’ll stab you in the heart!] The tyrant emperor: ? He immediately took revenge for his daughter, killing the old censor, and A 5.2kReads9.3Score782Shelves

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   She transmigrates into a book as Princess Abao of a fallen kingdom, executed at birth as a jinx, and encounters an old, charlatan imperial censor who bought his way to the top. She possesses the mind-reading ability of her entire family, beginning her daily life of being a pampered tyrant and getting slapped in the face by powerful figures.

9. 559 误 I Stumbled into a Livestream, and the Qilin Guy's Identity Was Exposed! 误入直播，麒麟小哥身份被曝光！ Bai Xiaofei of the City Gate城门白小飞Mystery168k WordsOngoing [Tomb raiding + Qilin Guy + Zhang Qiling + Wu Xie + livestreams + exposure + two worlds + streamer] One day, a photograph of a dimly lit street appeared at the top of the trending lists on major social media platforms. In the picture, a tall, slender man dressed in black, with a black hat, dragged a suitcase and carried something wrapped in black cloth. “Are you the Qilin Guy?” During an outdoor livestream, fans flooded the chat with the question. The bewildered streamer then asked the passerby, 1.5kReads6.6Score165Shelves

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   [Thinking] Scammer: You have a $200,000 overseas transaction, was it you? Lu Ze: Yes, why? 🤣 The scammer secretly chuckles at Lu Ze's boasting. Suddenly, Lu Ze: "So the arms purchase was leaked!" He then imitates multiple people and gunshots. The scammer, terrified, tries to call the police. 🤣

10. 560 我 My Skills Come With a Few Too Many Side Effects 我的技能有亿点点后遗症 The One Who Never Returns Beneath the Moon月下不归人Urban198k WordsCompleted [Funny] [Irreverent] [Insane] [Ridiculous] [Spiritual Qi Revival] [System] [Urban Superpowers] Humans in this world awaken supernatural abilities and fight. Yun Shu awakened a broken healing ability. But he wasn’t worried: he had a skill-upgrade System. For some reason, though, the upgraded skills came with a few tiny side effects. An ordinary healing spell would make people release poison nonstop. The Mind-Clearing spell would make them reveal their innermost secrets. The Vitality-Boosting spel 827Reads8.9Score124Shelves
11. 561 随 I Followed My Mom Into Her New Marriage and Became the Military Compound’s Favorite 随妈改嫁：我成了军区大院的团宠 A Life Without Sorrow or Joy余生无悲欢Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Period setting + 1970s + transmigrate + feel-good story + space] [Beautiful heiress vs. aloof, doting CEO] Nan Xi transmigrated from the apocalypse into the 1970s, and her father died just ten days after she was born. When she was five, she went with her mother to visit her grandparents, who had been sent down to a farm. The two took a wrong turn and were caught by Nan Bosen, who was taking part in a military exercise. Nan Bosen fell in love with her mother, Shen Xinyue, at first sight, and the 22.8kReads9.2Score3.1kShelves

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    This historical fiction is super good; it's both funny and entertaining.

12. 562 都 We've All Transmigrated into a Book, So Who's Still Trying to Be the Top Student?! 都穿书了，谁还当卷王啊！ Teacher Liu Yu柳玉老师Modern Romance508k WordsCompleted [Goofy, carefree heroine × domineering CEO on the same wavelength] [1v1 sweet romance + face-slapping + putting scumbags in their place + everyone dotes on her + meme humor] The short drama adaptation of the novel, I'm the Sharp-Tongued True Heiress, is now streaming!!! Wen Li transmigrated into a book. Bad news: She became the vicious female supporting character. Good news: She's the true heiress, so she doesn't have to be a wage slave anymore, and she's rich beyond belief! Why bother hustling? 1.3kReads8.9Score173Shelves

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    This book is absolutely hilarious! The female lead is a walking meme, and she doesn't hesitate to act when she's unhappy, never wasting time. The male lead is incredibly doting, always keeping up with her thought process, and sometimes he even spouts some funny domineering CEO quotes, hahaha. It's so good, highly recommended!

13. 563 东 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 133Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Frost talismans freeze doors, pot lids ward off evil, and earthen cultivation methods combined with Northeastern banter bring easy healing.

14. 564 陪 On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜，我让战神王爷起死回生 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu 20.6kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves

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    Hilarious beyond belief! A nonsensical, hilariously absurd story featuring mind-reading and a gossip-eating system. The prince, who overhears the princess's thoughts, gets so angry he nearly vomits blood each time. Laugh from beginning to end!

15. 565 穿 Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Original Wife of a Mad Power-Hungry Minister 穿成疯批权臣的炮灰原配 Bright Lantern灯旺旺Ancient Romance707k WordsCompleted [Farming + Transmigrate into a Book + Sweet Romance] Witty, scheming girl vs. lovesick, obsessive powerbroker Xin Yueying transmigrates into a book, landing in an old-fashioned, preachy novel as the wicked wife of the deranged, obsessive second male lead. Shen Qingqi is the novel’s deranged, villainous male character. Born into a family of famed generals, he was imprisoned alongside the Shen family after his father offended powerful nobles. He suffered terribly in prison and was left with crippl 30.9kReads9.3Score10.9kShelves

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    You absolutely must read this! You'll laugh until your stomach hurts in the middle of the night. It's got both laughter and tears, and the whole cast is villainous, with each character having a very distinct personality.

16. 566 边 The Fearless Frontier Soldier: From Death Row Camp to Marquis Champion 边军悍卒：从死囚营到冠军侯 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Historical1.6M WordsOngoing Lu Chen was once a low-ranking soldier in a borderland death-row camp, someone who would not live to see tomorrow. He is forced into the tangled conflict between the Hexi frontier army, the grassland tribes, and the imperial court. With no illustrious background and no powerful patron to protect him, all he can do is climb up from the mud with a blade, sheer grit, and one military achievement after another. Snow and wind batter the border city, royal banners whip in the gale, and old debts and n 41Reads—Score101Shelves
17. 567 做 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾？你也配？另谋高嫁你下跪 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.6kReads8.9Score556Shelves
18. 568 退 Stand Back, I’m About to Start Acting Like a Normal Person! 退后，我要开始装正常人了！ Twenty-Two, Unmarred二十二不殇Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [The comic adaptation, Genius on the Right, is now available] [Imaginative Mastermind | Lighthearted Comedy | Logical Genius | Everyone Misreads the Situation | Bickering Couple] The most formidable psychiatric patient in history has been discharged! With a copy of The Normal Person’s Behavior Simulation Guide, Version 3.7 in his left hand and extrasensory intuition in his right, Mo Feng swears he’ll become the most ordinary, normal person imaginable! And yet… He goes to a job interview and make 6.8kReads8.7Score844Shelves

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    [Laughing and crying][Top post] These five books are hilarious!!! ①🤣 A mental patient is discharged from the hospital and is pretending to be normal! Left hand holding a rulebook, right hand holding supernormal intuition, driving HR crazy in interviews, burning the boss's CPU while eating, giving gifts that scare the neighbors to tears and call the police! A dense collection of famous scenes from the Dihua School of Management, this logical genius is so funny I'm banging my head against the wall! This attempt to pretend to be normal is so addictive! 😂😂🔥

19. 569 杂 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy456k WordsCompleted Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 128Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 570 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 54.3kReads9.5Score7.8kShelves

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    This book is truly excellent and hilarious, highly recommended. It has a 9.6 rating, over 600,000 readers are following it online, and most importantly, it's already finished! After the farm boy went into the mountains, the monsters all fell silent.

21. 571 模 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Sci-Fi & Apocalypse299k WordsCompleted Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 12Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 572 直 Livestream Antics? I’m a Professional! 直播整活？我是专业的！ Yan Er Steals the Bell闫耳盗铃Urban205k WordsOngoing [Livestream antics + absurd comedy + sign-in System] [Host signed in successfully and received singing skill, max level!] [Host signed in successfully and received wilderness survival skill, max level!] [Host signed in successfully and received extreme sports skill, max level!] Lu Yang unexpectedly gets a livestream sign-in System. As long as he streams every day, he can earn sign-in rewards. To gain more viewers, Lu Yang decides to pull stunts on his livestreams! [Special Edition: Wildernes —Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 573 绑 After Binding to a Rewrite System, I Save the Heroines of Tragic Romance Novels 绑定改文系统后，我拯救虐文女主 Mo Jiu Ge墨九歌Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrating into a book + wild imagination and comedy + brainless power fantasy + story-editing System + no romance] After dealing with all kinds of bizarre coworkers and bosses, Shen Nanyi bonded with a text-editing System. The System told her that if she changed the tragic fates of the heroines in various angst-filled novels, she would receive a corresponding bonus. In the first book, a marquis wanted to seize his wife’s generous dowry, so he used his concubine to torment her. Shen Nanyi w 15.7kReads7.5Score2.1kShelves

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    This could be really funny, but I don't know why it got a low rating. It's actually quite good and there's no romantic pairing.

24. 574 家 An Immortal Wife at Home: The Ugly Fairy Chases Her Puppy Love 家有仙妻，丑仙子追爱小奶狗 Lu Feng陆锋Modern Romance708k WordsOngoing Modern slice of life + transmigration + space + farming + rural cultivation Synopsis: Who would have guessed that the silly country girl everyone in Hongqi Village laughed at was actually a thousand-year-old Immortal Venerable who had descended to the mortal world after surviving a tribulation? Du Xueqi transmigrated and took over the life of the simple-minded Wang Pan'er. The first thing she did after arriving was look for Liu Jifeng, the puppy-like boy she'd known in her previous life. The alo 32Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This new book, brimming with the rich local flavor of Northeast China, is guaranteed to be a book you won't be able to put down.

25. 575 我 I’m a 62-Year-Old Landlord 我是62岁男房东 Tuo Fu Ren拖弗忍Urban521k WordsCompleted [Urban] [Everyday Life] [Lighthearted] [Fun] A womanizing playboy transmigrates into the body of a 62-year-old man. He has a million yuan in savings and four properties. Three stunning female tenants live around him. The catch is, he also has advanced-stage diabetes, severe cerebral thrombosis, and terminal cancer. With every debuff stacked against him, he has only fourteen days left to live. Just as he falls into despair... [Ding!] [System successfully activated] [As long as you surprise your t 30.3kReads9.0Score1.9kShelves

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    This is a truly unique and hilarious book! The male protagonist transmigrates into the body of a 62-year-old landlord—rich, owning a house, and with three beautiful female tenants. However, he has terminal cancer and only fourteen days to live. He possesses a system that increases his life points by surprising his female tenants. Thus begins a series of absurd and hilarious adventures!

26. 576 开 From the Start, I Was Publicly Humiliated, and You Want Me to Use a Little Girl's Voice to Tease the Goddess? 开局社死，你让我萝莉音调戏女神 Cola That Won't Make You Fat阔乐喝不胖Urban147k WordsOngoing My name is Lin Feng. From the start of a dating reality show, I got a voice-changing System. The System gives no rewards. It only assigns bizarre tasks that can make me die of embarrassment a hundred times over. At our first meeting, the System forced me to tease the most beautiful, aloof older woman in a little-girl voice. I read the lines without changing my expression, and then: her face turned red, the whole internet went wild, and I became a “master-level player in the game of love”! On a d —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 577 快 Quick Transmigration: The Villainess Just Wants to Lie Low 快穿之恶毒女配她只想躺赢 Huajuan Is a Cat with Cleanliness Obsession花卷是只有洁癖的猫Ancient Romance134k WordsOngoing Did the heroine die of anger because of a ridiculous teammate while staying up all night gaming? Did that awaken a “quick transmigration System”? And does the System come with a strange, adorable pet? From then on, she travels through different worlds, leveling up and fighting monsters. But are her missions just a little unusual? Cultivation world: “You fight over the loot; I’ll lie back and win.” The people she’s dragged into trouble ask, “Aren’t you afraid of being struck by lightning?” Sorry, 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a hilarious, absurd story where the female lead constantly pulls off all sorts of outrageous moves. High-grade spiritual herbs that other sects painstakingly gather are easily obtained by her own sect. She even grinds her back teeth in frustration.

28. 578 快 Quick Transmigration: Someone Help! The Host is Fierce and Rebellious Again 快穿：来人啊！宿主她又彪又反骨 Ran Ran An然然安Modern Romance424k WordsCompleted (No fixed couple. The female lead goes crazy whenever she feels like it, has top-tier gear, is a master at watching the drama unfold, and stays out of everyone’s mess. She only answers to herself, and leaves the rest to karma…) Ren Shen is a ginseng spirit who has cultivated for billions of years. Every day she lazes around in the Misty Forest, doing nothing and annoying everyone. All the spirits dare to be angry, but don’t dare speak up. Then, after Ren Shen raided someone’s hidden collecti 8.7kReads9.3Score629Shelves
29. 579 日 The Hilarious Chronicles of Everyday Life 日常生活搞笑录 Wang Zenshuang王怎爽Urban375k WordsCompleted Everyday comedy that just keeps coming. So good it’s explosive! What matters most in life? Obviously, being happy! Happiness keeps the body healthy and the mind sound! Don’t let the sadness of the past ruin the joy of the present! 80Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 580 小 Little Junior Sister, Get Up and Wash Your Begging Bowl 小师妹，快起来把你要饭的碗刷了 The Cat at Yejia's在野家的猫Ancient Romance800k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + xuanhuan fantasy + fluffy creatures + System + everyone's favorite + light comedy + the whole cast is nuts + secret identities] Shi Yuan transmigrates into a book. She ends up in a ridiculous fantasy novel as the female lead's... fellow villager and a random nobody. The good news: she wrote the book herself. The bad news: it was badly written nonsense, and the entire main cast is mentally ill. The gentle, kind female lead is a yandere, immensely talented and vengeful 693Reads9.2Score107Shelves

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    Is this how everyone talks? [Admiration][Admiration][Admiration][Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm] Please see the video: "Young man, whether to marry or not shouldn't be based solely on the other person's strength." The sword cultivator frowned. "But, I don't care about looks either." The boss rolled his eyes to the heavens and sneered. "What I mean is, you also need to consider your own strength and appearance."

31. 581 团 The Whole Family Dotes on Her: The Divine Lord's Wife Only Wants to Be a Happy-Go-Lucky Slacker 团宠：神尊夫人她只想当咸鱼 Gu Qimao顾七猫Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted (Beloved by everyone + legitimate daughter + two powerhouses + domineering + hilarious + divine beasts!) A god-tier powerhouse is reborn as the good-for-nothing daughter of a hot-tempered father. From the start, she maxes out her skills in alchemy, beast taming, fighting, and cultivation. She’s invincible under heaven. Anyone who dares bully or mock her gets sent straight to the afterlife! Especially since she’s got the beloved-by-all heroine’s Dragon Aotian script in hand! Her hot-tempered fath 20.3kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves

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    Are these guys all clowns? They're hilarious!

32. 582 反 A Villain for a Dad, a Fallen Mom, and a Daughter Who Wrecks the House 反派的爸，黑化的妈，拆家的她 File Transfer in Progress此文件传输中Modern Romance410k WordsCompleted [Adorable Child + Everyone's Darling + Lighthearted Comedy + Entire Family Are Villains + Healing Each Other] What would you do if your family consisted of: 1. Your biological mom, the real heiress in a switched-at-birth story who was abandoned and turned evil, with a short life ahead of her. 2. Your obsessive, sickly dad, whose biological mother nearly beat him until his legs were broken, leaving him deeply traumatized, also with a short life ahead of him. 3. Your older brother, who never got a 5.6kReads8.8Score516Shelves

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    ① Help! This family is so adorable! The soft, fluffy little dumpling is super cute, the sharp-tongued villainous dad only dotes on his wife, the schizophrenic older brother only has eyes for his little sister, and the grumpy mom is incredibly protective of her kids! Each of the four family members has a charmingly contrasting personality, their daily bickering is actually healing for each other, it's sweet, heartwarming, and hilarious, you'll fall in love at first sight and can't stop watching!

33. 583 这 The Martial World Got Weird Because of Me 这个江湖因我而变得奇怪 What Kind of Trash Did I Write?写的什么垃圾Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted System: [100% chance of being caught barehanded when someone strikes with a blade] Protagonist: I have a sword that makes immortals kneel. System: [Cures all poisons. Condition: eat something foul.] Protagonist: Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, with my secret blend of seasonings. At the northern border, an army of one hundred thousand barbarians invades. A swordsman climbs onto the city wall and swings his sword at the vast army. The hundred thousand soldiers kneel as if in awe of the gods. The 22.6kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves
34. 584 团 A Guide to Our Adored Little Rascal Climbing Onto the Roof and Tearing It Apart 团宠崽崽上房揭瓦指南 Yun Xiaoda云小哒Modern Romance665k WordsCompleted [Foil Cannon Fodder + Wacky Premise + Face-Slapping and Crushing Scum + Saving the Villain + Adored Little Darling + A Touch of Ensemble Cast] After transmigrating, Song Zh sui finds herself the real daughter, switched at birth and abandoned from the moment she was born. She never has enough to eat or wear, and nearly gets beaten to death by her alcoholic adoptive father. To top it off, a System keeps chattering in her ear. System: Your mission is to continue the original host's life, struggling 5.9kReads8.5Score540Shelves
35. 585 高EN High Martial Arts: Infinite Clones, Starting by Stuffing an S-Rank Beast to Death 高武：无限分身，开局撑死S异兽 A Touch of Deep Blue一抹深蓝Urban2.5M WordsCompleted “We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi 52kReads9.1Score5.5kShelves
36. 586 聻 The Ghost Chronicles 聻鬼录 Wind Feather Illusion风翎幻Urban1.2M WordsOngoing 100% original, handwritten by the author [Urban cultivation + supernatural powers + beautiful female ghosts + hilarious comedy + all kinds of outrageous antics] As the saying goes: when a person dies, they become a ghost; when a ghost dies, they become a jian! The unlucky Long Gaishi accidentally encounters a ghost, defies fate, and becomes a ghost tamer, stepping into the bizarre and utterly ridiculous world of the supernatural. While others raise ghosts to battle, he cuddles up with stunning 3.9kReads9.3Score356Shelves

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    Both of these books are very humorous

37. 587 妖 Demon Corpses Aren't Edible? Quick, Send It to My Family's Crematorium While It's Still Warm 妖尸不可食？快，趁热送我家火葬 Sallow Little Face小脸蜡黄Urban2.9M WordsCompleted [High Martial] [Passionate] [Demonic beasts invade] [Not reborn] [Funny] If you want a lone-wolf protagonist, you can swipe away. The protagonist, Jiang Ping, is a passionate young man. He can be calculating, and he can be moved. He’s a real person, with classmates, friends, parents, and teachers. Spatial rifts opened, and demonic beasts invaded the land. Everyone knew that demonic beast corpses were inedible, and eating them would turn you into a contaminated being. By chance, Jiang Ping obtain 108.1kReads8.8Score15.2kShelves
38. 588 你 What Kind of Cop Is a Fatso Like You? 你一个胖子当什么警察 Yang Xiaodong杨小东Mystery1.9M WordsOngoing [Reborn + no System + crime-solving + comedy + tough cop] Tian Ping'an, a fat man, dies unexpectedly during a competitive eating contest, only to be mysteriously reborn in a parallel world more than thirty years in the past. Here, he is still a trainee in the criminal investigation unit, while his beautiful partner, Liu Tingting, is destined to be assassinated by a notorious thief king. His parents, too, are about to meet with misfortune. Faced with such peril, how can Tian Ping'an, a devoted fo 6.2kReads9.4Score726Shelves
39. 589 带 I Brought a Spatial Dimension and Traveled to Ancient Times to Farm 带空间，穿到古代去种田 Smiling at the Passing Years笑看流年Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Synopsis: [Pocket dimension + farming + transmigration + putting scumbags in their place + face-slapping + female physician + strong heroine and hero] Xia Shuiling, a special forces soldier with a pocket dimension, has an accident during a mission and transmigrates into the body of a female physician. As if transmigrating weren’t enough, she encounters a badly wounded prince in a cave while taking shelter from a storm. After coming down the mountain, she also has to deal with awful relatives. Sh 15.6kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves

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    Tomato Premium will make you laugh out loud!

40. 590 糙 The Rugged Army Guy Is Irresistible, but His Wife's Family Ends Up in Ruins 糙汉军哥好撩人，娇妻全家火葬场 Crazy Little Wangba疯狂小王叭Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance + rugged military man + beautiful educated youth + pocket dimension + everyday life] Zhou Tingting was born strong enough to move mountains. When she opened her eyes, she found herself as a disposable background character in a sweet period romance. Her mother, stepfather, and stepsister's family were all up to no good. They tricked her out of her job and took her home. After squeezing every last bit of value out of her, they sent her off to the countryside. The original Zhou 7.3kReads9.0Score687Shelves

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    The female protagonist is a master at dealing with anyone who dares to defy her; anyone who disobeys gets a slap with a shoehorn, she punches the worst of the worst, and kicks enemy agents. It's a period drama set in Northeast China, especially the "Flower Underpants Brigade" of the Bear Commune—it's hilarious.

41. 591 技 I Just Have Lots of Skills, So Why Does Everyone Call Me a God? 技能多而已，为什么都说我是神？ Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Spiritual qi revival + One heroine + Passionate action + Nearly invincible protagonist + Unconventional ideas + Plundering the gods] Synopsis One: After transmigrating, Xin Yuan awakens the Hand of Replication, which lets him copy and enhance other people’s abilities. But his luck is so bad that he only manages to copy a low-level ability. Then, to his surprise, a young female examiner at his test turns out to be a top powerhouse with an SSS-rank talent! [SSS-rank talent, Ice Age, succ 39.7kReads9.2Score3.8kShelves
42. 592 我 I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经，别惹我，就爱死装你记住 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 13.1kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves

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    Hilarious! I laughed until I was doubled over! No angst whatsoever. The female lead is truly a madwoman, a comedic masterpiece. I laughed so hard I couldn't stand up straight! Ahhhhh~ ① Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book, becoming a brainless cannon fodder character in a novel about real and fake heiresses in the entertainment industry. And the plot is already halfway through—abandoned by her family, hated by the entire internet, her situation is precarious! Facing this utterly unfriendly world, she bravely sells swords…

43. 593 反 Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播：所里快蹲不下了 Yi Ezreal一泽瑞尔Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p 20.2kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves

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    🍞A masterpiece from Tomato, the opening is absolutely explosive!💥 Upon receiving a scam call, the protagonist immediately changes his voice: "Brother... I never thought my arms-buying trip abroad would be exposed after all." 😂 The scammer is shocked; how did he end up calling a mob boss? 😂

44. 594 被 After People Read Her Mind, the Princess Is Always Trying to Kill Someone 被读心后公主总想刀人 Juanjuan隽隽Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No Romance] [Transmigrate Into a Book] [Live Broadcast on a Sky Screen] [No Body Snatching] [Self-Interested] [Ambitious] After Zheng Xun finally lived to see order restored in the apocalypse and became the head of a survivor base, she suddenly transmigrated into a tragic novel about a real and a fake princess. She was also bound to a gossip System. In the book, the Great Yong dynasty would fall in ten years. When she arrived, it was beset by troubles at home and abroad, and long-standing probl 4.5kReads8.7Score534Shelves

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    Super funny, hehe [laughing] 🍁 In the forbidden area, the senior brother asked, "How did you get here?" Ye Qiao: "Oh. I burned down the library." 😓 Xue Yu was silent for a moment, then looked at Ming Xuan: "What about him?" Ye Qiao: "Oh. He burned it down with me." 😂 Xue Yu: His senior brothers and sisters, have they finally gone mad? He was silent for a moment, then said gently, "Do you have a grudge against the manager?" Ye Qiao shook her head: "No. I was just playing with fire and accidentally burned the books." Xue Yu: "..."

45. 595 军 A Sweet Military Wife and Her Rugged Husband: Raising Kids with a Spiritual Spring 军嫂娇，老公糙，灵泉养娃来报道 Sesame Roll芝麻卷儿Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Triplets + spirit spring + marriage first, love later + building a fortune] Su Qianqian opened her eyes to find she had become a crude, foolish, fierce and sharp-tongued woman in the 1970s. She had three children to raise, but they were all afraid of her, and the whole production team looked down on her. Her husband, who had been missing for five years, suddenly sent word. The authorities arranged for her to go take care of him while he recovered from an injury, but the rugged man wanted a divo 5.6kReads8.9Score876Shelves

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    🌷Xiao's husband, whom she had lost for five years, suddenly reappeared. People from above were sent to pick her up to take care of her injured husband. However, the rough and tough man wanted to divorce her. After her leg injury healed, he refused to agree to the divorce and cornered her against the wall, saying, "I can get injured again. Left leg or right leg, you choose one."

46. 596 律 Lawyer: The Bully Is Innocent? I'll Get Him the Death Penalty! 律师：霸凌者无罪？我送他死刑！ Xun Wen熏文Urban3.1M WordsOngoing Lin Mo is a top lawyer with a 100% win rate. He transmigrates to a parallel world. His first case is a bullying incident that no one else knows how to handle. Bully: “You’re suing me for bullying? You lousy lawyer, ever heard of the law protecting minors? You start talking about the law, and I can’t help laughing. Guys, ignore him. Keep the music playing and the dancing going!” Lin Mo: “Heh... Dancing sounds great. Finish your bullets, then go dance downstairs.” The final verdict: The bullies ar 112kReads8.9Score11.9kShelves
47. 597 上 I Went to the Wrong Grave and Mistook a Female Ghost for One of My Own 上错坟，不小心把女鬼当成自己人 I'm Drifting Deep in the Sea我在深飘飘Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [One female lead, the male lead isn't invincible, not a wish-fulfillment story, supernatural, metaphysics. If it's not your cup of tea, please don't flame. This story is entirely fictional. The leads practice both Buddhism and Taoism. If you're the type to nitpick, read with caution!] “Year after year, I come to pay respects to my ancestors, yet year after year I'm still stuck working. I'm not happy over here, and you might be going hungry over there. Bless your grandson with a prosperous year, 19.7kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves

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    Hahaha, I can't take it! Attraction: 100% Enjoyment: 1000% Funny Factor: 1000000% The jokes are so dense they're almost suffocating! The author is a genius! Not recommended for those with a low threshold for humor. ⚠️

48. 598 告 A Group Text Confessing My Love, and My Aunt Cries That I Sent It Too Late? 告白短信群发，小姨哭诉发晚了？ Surely Not a Couch Potato怕不是咸鱼Urban413k WordsCompleted Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and activates a mission System. Only this System isn't exactly respectable. [Today's livestream mission: Send a mass confession text. The mission is complete as soon as you hit send.] [Note: From ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers who can just walk, any age or gender!] Su Yang: … “Everyone dies someday, but not from public humiliation!” [Refuse a mission and the System will be forcibly reclaimed!] Su Yang: “Damn it, th 11.8kReads9.0Score1kShelves
49. 599 真 The Real Heiress’s True Nature Fell Apart After Her Thoughts Were Read 真千金被读心后，人设崩了 Ye Xiaowan叶小晚Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear her thoughts + System + everyone’s darling + personal growth + face-slapping + carefree slacking] After Gu Xizhi died suddenly from working overtime all night, she discovered she had transmigrated into a novel she’d read and become the real daughter, a cannon-fodder character with a miserable ending. But if she was going to be cannon fodder, so be it. She was young, broke, and had no desire to work hard. So, before the Gu family could discover their real daughter was out there 11.3kReads8.8Score1.2kShelves
50. 600 将 The General Came Back to Divorce Me, and Everyone Went Crazy 将军回来要休我，全员发疯 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Female-Channel Fanfiction13k WordsCompleted The General Comes Home to Divorce Me, and Everyone Goes Mad 163Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny and entertaining!!

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