Books So Funny I Laugh in the Middle of the Night and Kick My Dog Out the Window 半夜笑到把自家狗子一脚踹出窗户的书
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- 301 My Senior Brother Is Too Strong 我的师兄太强了 Original title: My Senior Brother Is Too Strong The eldest senior brother is diligent and tireless, while the second senior brother likes to sneak off and take it easy. The eldest senior brother is hailed as a genius, while the second is the disgrace of the sect. Until one day, the junior sister discovers that the second senior brother is pretty amazing too... This blurb does it no justice. Read the story for yourself... 63.1kReads8.2Score4.3k14d adds
- 302 The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪,八戒在高老庄当牛马 The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang 2Reads—Score—14d adds
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Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官:我带着天庭仙童在都市
The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!!
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I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走,我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖
My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World
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If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表,你北什么伐呀!
“This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there
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- 306 You Chose Me as Censor, Li Shimin, So Why Are You Crying? 选我当御史,李世民你哭什么 [Hilarious, satisfying, lighthearted, historical, ancient China] Cheng Jun transmigrated to the third year of the Zhenguan era in the Tang Dynasty, becoming the son of the military officer Cheng Yaojin. As it happened, Li Shimin was recruiting imperial censors! Years later, Li Shimin said to the Crown Prince, “Cheng Jun is a peerless sword of our Great Tang. Only a virtuous person can wield him. You're young, so I'll leave him to you.” The Crown Prince burst into tears. “I don't want it anymore! 45.1kReads9.0Score3k14d adds
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Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我
[The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap
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- 308 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平!猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 309 After We Broke Up, I Sang 'Hallucination,' and the Whole Internet Felt Sorry for Me 分手后一首幻听,全网都在心疼我 [Lighthearted comedy + no female lead + no System + feel-good power fantasy + daily life + entertainment industry] Gu Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and opens his eyes to find himself lying in a hospital room. It turns out that a few days earlier, the original owner of his body and his girlfriend had been in a car accident. In that moment of danger, his words, “Forget about me. Save my girlfriend first,” moved countless internet users. But when Gu Fan woke up, the first message he receive 26kReads9.1Score2.3k14d adds
- 310 Give Honkai: Star Rail a Taste of Death 给星穹铁道来点死亡震撼 [Abstract troublemaker] + [Wildly altered original plot] + [Tormenting (or redeeming?) playable characters] + [Behind-the-scenes schemer] + [Has a heroine] + [Inhumanity studies] [Warning up front: the protagonist is seriously messed up!] Zhou Mu transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail and unexpectedly obtains a System for all kinds of spectacularly suicidal antics. The System comes with the divine ability “Myriad Incarnations.” As long as his incarnations pull off stunts shocking enou 13kReads8.4Score87214d adds
- 311 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游:修成正果,俺回高老庄摆烂 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: After attaining enlightenment, I’m heading back to Gao Village to slack off —Reads—Score—14d adds
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Grandmaster Zun 大师尊
A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a
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- 313 The Gangs Set Up a Fight, and You, a Sneaky Coward, Called the Cops 帮派约架,你一老六喊警察蜀黍 Su Bai is a top legal professional, but after transmigrating to a parallel world, he becomes a blond punk. To make matters worse, a rival gang has him surrounded. What a disastrous start! Luckily, he awakens the [Infinite Skills System] from the start, and thinks he's about to take off. But the System's very first mission is to stab someone from the rival gang twenty times, making sure they only suffer minor injuries! Su Bai is speechless. What? System, are you trying to screw me over? Poli 601Reads7.3Score—14d adds
- 314 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后,我掌控宇宙 Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 2.2kReads8.6Score16414d adds
- 315 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游:手撕渣男牛魔王 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 316 Picking Up Corpses Makes Me Strong? I Sacrifice Billions of Descendants Instead 捡尸就变强?我直接献祭亿万子孙 Nightmares descend, and the whole population enters an age of awakened talents. Demonic beasts run rampant, secret realms appear everywhere, and the abyss arrives! In this world where everyone has a talent, Ye Han is the only person on the planet without one. But on the day of his college entrance exams, the System finally comes online, awakening his SSS-rank talent, “Corpse Collector”! He should be wondering how to use his talent, but instead he accidentally kicks a crumpled piece of paper disc 27Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Whole Wealthy Family Calls Me Wicked, but I'm Just Starving! 全豪门都说我恶毒,其实我饿肚!
She opens her eyes to find that a starving illegitimate daughter has transmigrated into the body of a wicked supporting character, a fake heiress. All she wants to do is eat. The crown prince, who had been set on breaking off their engagement, turns into a lovesick fool and launches a full-on forced romance! The real heiress is furious! She vows to bury this deranged couple, one at the South Pole and the other at the North Pole! [Comedy + Madness + Fake Heiress + Lighthearted + Everyday Life + F
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- 318 While Others Build Careers, She Chases Handsome Men: Princess Taiping Turns All of Tang China Into Her Playground 别人搞事业她搞帅哥,太平公主渣翻全大唐 Everyone else builds careers, but she goes after handsome men: Princess Taiping wreaks havoc across the Tang Empire 19Reads—Score—14d adds
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Warlords' Contest: My Huo Qubing Runs Rampant 领主争霸,我的霍去病杀疯了
[Rebuilding the Underworld + Ruthless and Decisive + Yin Emperor] Lords compete for supremacy, recruit troops, and fight against myriad races. Li Hao takes charge of Fengdu Underworld from the start, wielding the Book of Life and Death. He summons the God of War Huo Qubing, the God of Slaughter Bai Qi, the world’s greatest strategist, Fan Ma Kongzi, the number-one female spy, and the master craftsman Lu Ban. He obtains the unique Ghost troop type. Not only are they immortal, they grow more numer
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After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后,她连夜攻读月嫂手册
After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate
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- 321 Serving Poisonous Chicken Soup on Livestream from the Start, I Almost Made the Audience Die Laughing 开局直播毒鸡汤,差点笑死观众 [Lighthearted + Comedy + Everyday Life + “Healing” + Wild Card + Reclusive Oddball] Wang Shifeng transmigrated to a world where depression was rampant under relentless pressure. Naturally kind-hearted, he decided to heal this miserable world with his own optimism and humor. To a fan who was frustrated with life, he offered this heartfelt advice: “Hang in there. Once you're done suffering in this life, you can start suffering in the next!” To fans afraid of being crushed by the rat race, he eager 13kReads8.9Score83814d adds
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Building the Qingyun Immortal Sect, With an Emperor Ancestor Arriving from the Start 打造青云仙宗,开局大帝老祖降临
[Invincible Lead] [Sect] [Taking Disciples] [Nonstop Thrills] [Summoning] [No Female Lead] [No Hesitation, Straight to Action] No one helps me reach for the skies, so I'll climb the mountain myself and build an Emperor Sect! This book is also known as: "Every member of my sect, inside and out, is a Great Emperor. How will you deal with that?" "The road to immortality is hard to climb? What's with all those Immortal Emperors from Qingyun?" What! How did you know that even the dogs guarding the ga
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- 323 It’s Supposed to Be a Fireball Spell, So Why Did It Turn into a Meteor Shower? 明明是火球术,怎么变陨石坠落? [Fantasy] [Magic] [Plot] An Xia only wanted to join a magic academy and become a mage. But after learning his first spell, Fireball, he noticed a problem. Why is my magic different from everyone else’s? As he wondered, An Xia looked up. A meteor was slowly falling from the sky. [Fireball → Planetary Devastation!] … Volume One: When the Fireball Fell (Complete) (1–53) Interlude (54–71) Volume Two: When the Daylight Faded (Complete) (72–167) Interlude (168–171) Volume Three: The Destruction of Ete 2.7kReads8.5Score23414d adds
- 324 Honor of Kings: While Others Become Heroes, I Become a Minion and Slack Off 王者:别人穿英雄,我穿峡谷小兵摆烂 Honor of Kings: Everyone else becomes a hero, but I become a minion in the Rift and slack off 13Reads—Score114d adds
- 325 After Ten Years of Study, I Discover Demons in the World 读书十年,发现世间有妖魔 After transmigrating to ancient times, Li Jun becomes a frail scholar in a remote village of the Great Feng Dynasty. Born with a weak constitution, he and his younger sister have only each other. Fortunately, he has an extraordinary memory and a natural gift for learning. He devotes himself to passing the imperial exams and giving his sister a better life. Then one rainy day, when he encounters a flood dragon formed from a python, he suddenly realizes: This world has demons and monsters! Luckily 6.4kReads8.6Score42914d adds
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Great Ming: I Have a Brain Disorder, Yet You Still Want Me to Be Emperor 大明:我有脑疾,你还让我当皇帝
Zhu Su was an overworked wage slave from the 22nd century. After falling asleep, he transmigrates and becomes Zhu Su, the Ming dynasty's fifth prince. At eight years old, he risks his life to save Empress Ma and the crown prince. That same year, the imperial physician diagnoses him with a brain disorder. Now the empress and crown prince owe him their lives, and he even has an official “medical certificate” from the imperial physician. Zhu Su charges headlong down the path of pretending to have a
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- 327 Older Men!! A Ferrari Is Still a Ferrari, Even When It’s Old 年上!!法拉利老了依然是法拉利 Older woman!! A Ferrari is still a Ferrari, even when it's old. 32.5kReads—Score44814d adds
- 328 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s Greatest Heroine 赤眉第一女枭雄 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s First Female Warlord 74Reads—Score—14d adds
- 329 The Ferryman: Modifying Divine Techniques on the Bridge of No Return 摆渡人:在奈何桥上修改神明功法 [Lighthearted at first, then high-energy] [No harem] [Slow burn] (The protagonist is not invincible from the start. The story focuses on his growth, so don't read if that's not for you.) A blood-red fog descended, wiping out modern civilization. The surviving humans established new nations among the ruins. Song An, a library employee, was whisked away by a bolt of lightning and transmigrated to a world of powerful martial artists. He was missing his left arm from the start, but luckily awakened —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 330 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴,躺下讹他三万八 [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.3kReads9.5Score5.3k14d adds
- 331 Hello, Police? Someone's Kidnapped a Law-Abiding Female Ghost 妖妖灵吗?有人绑架良家女鬼 Chen Ziye came out of prison “reformed” and was planning to do something bad to make some money. But he never expected to kidnap a female ghost! Chen Ziye: “Hello? Police? I kidnapped a female ghost, and now I have no idea what to do!” The police showed up, said he'd done the public a service, and rewarded him with ten thousand yuan! You can make money by kidnapping ghosts? And so… Female ghost: “Hello? Police? I'm the female ghost who escaped earlier. I've been kidnapped again!” Zombie: “You lo 7.6kReads9.2Score74114d adds
- 332 I Did It, Daoist! Three Flowers Gather at the Crown! Huh? 道爷我成了,三花聚顶!嗯? [Laugh-out-loud comedy] [A goofy, hilarious protagonist] [Mostly lighthearted slice of life] [Invincible] [A cure for the blues] Good news: I’ve got a cultivation System. Bad news: The System transmigrated without me. Good news: I can still contact the System. Bad news: These System missions seem a little off. In the city, Chen Jiamu looks at the mission he’s received: [Go to Mount Wudang and join a sect!] So he takes an overnight train to Mount Wudang. [Host has successfully joined Mount Wudang 360Reads7.8Score10514d adds
- 333 Genshin Impact: After the Geo Archon Stepped Down, I Took Charge of Liyue 原神:帝君退位后,我执掌璃月 [No Angst + Slice of Life + Some Farming] The continent of Teyvat is steeped in history, with countless ancient secrets buried beneath the dust of ages. But the most fascinating of them all is not one of those grand ancient civilizations. It is a certain Archon. He once sought to end the Archon War by sheer force, sever the link between heaven and earth, reshape the world, restore order to the elements, and make all things equal. But power was divided between two forces. When the Heavenly Princi 7.9kReads9.5Score68514d adds
- 334 Journey to the West: Everyone Lands in the Kingdom of Women, the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Just Wants to Cry 西游:全员掉进女儿国,满街美人猪八戒却只想哭 The Whole Journey to the West Cast Falls Into the Kingdom of Women, and the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Can Only Cry 33Reads—Score—14d adds
- 335 I’m a Lawyer. Being a Little More Ruthless Is Only Reasonable 我一个律师,猛亿点很合理吧 (A legal-education comedy in the style of Zhang San, with wild ideas and satisfying payoffs. The blurb is short and not very good, so please check out the main story!) Trainee lawyer Lin He is harassed by his supervisor and is about to leave the law firm when he unexpectedly binds himself to the Madman System. From then on, his life is like having a cheat code... Bystander One: “That was brutal! I only glanced at him once in court, and I got sentenced to ten months!” Bystander Two: “That was ter 6.2kReads8.9Score54614d adds
- 336 Becoming an Immortal Emperor Is All Thanks to My Enemies' Efforts 成就仙帝,全靠敌人的努力 What would it feel like if every side effect of your cultivation were borne by your enemies? And so Liu Shunyi began frantically practicing forbidden arts and life-draining techniques. He even started madly cultivating methods that would wreck his foundation. First, he wanted to raise his strength as quickly as possible. Second, these techniques were powerful. Third, his enemies would bear every cost and adverse effect anyway. What’s more, he could even cultivate using his enemies’ talents. What 37.2kReads8.4Score3.3k14d adds
- 337 I Can Identify Everything, but Why Are the Entries Wrong? 我能识别万物,但词条是歪的? High-powered martial arts + decisive and ruthless + meme-filled + invincible [Savage Bull Blood Essence: Consuming it greatly improves one’s physique, increases strength, and replenishes vital energy and blood. It is highly beneficial to martial artists practicing Savage Bull Force.] In class, Han Lie, who had just transmigrated, stared pensively at the few-yuan beef tendon snacks in his deskmate’s drawer. This description... Come on, man, did you just make this up? Should I try it first? 2.7kReads8.1Score30414d adds
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I Helped My Twin Brother Become a Sword Immortal 我助孪生兄弟成剑仙
A wisp of green smoke links yin and yang, as paper-crafted mysteries drift into dreams. Brothers separated by worlds meet again, and from then on, two realms share one fate. [Boy’s manga-style energy] [Early on, he doesn’t treat himself like a person; later, he doesn’t treat his opponents like people] [Lighthearted, funny daily life, with blazing, blood-pumping battles] What if burning a paper phone let you contact your twin brother, who vanished at sea? Xie Zhengze tried it. Not only did he rea
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Transmigrated to Ancient Times, I Became a Landlord's Young Master and Lived at Ease 穿越古代成为地主少爷悠闲生活
The protagonist, Tang Fan, was an overworked modern office worker. He worked overtime every day, lived in a tiny rented room of barely a dozen square meters, and ate instant noodles day after day. At last, he couldn't take it anymore and died suddenly from exhaustion. Then he transmigrated to ancient times, in the Great Qian Dynasty, as the young master of a landlord's family. He had thousands of mu of fertile farmland, pretty maids to wait on him, and a loyal old steward. He even earned the anc
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You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安?小铁拳来喽!
[Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St
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- 341 The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷,卷卷有爷名 [Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l 47.9kReads9.3Score6.4k14d adds
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Who Let Him Awaken His Talent? 谁让他觉醒天赋的?
[Everyone Changes Class + Mythology Awakens + Overpowered Leveling + Lighthearted Comedy + No System + No Female Lead] Su Yu transmigrates to a world where everyone changes class and awakens a talent. Monsters run rampant, and other races invade! Danger and opportunity go hand in hand! Only by becoming a class-changer, leveling up, and growing stronger can you stand at the top of the world! On the day of his class change, Su Yu becomes a mysterious hidden class: the Fate Jester. He gains the D-r
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- 343 Summer Soaring to the Clouds 夏日凌云 This work is dedicated to everyone who loves shuttlecock sports. The first shuttlecock novel in the country, set in a school and centered on youth and sports. Reality and fantasy, dreams and passion, all intertwine in those memories. This is the journey of a beginner who endures countless trials and grows into an expert. Shuttlecock competition: a tradition of Chinese culture, an obscure yet thrilling sport. —Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门:祖师爷是个大忽悠
(A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca
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My Girlfriend’s Whole Family Are Big Shots! What’s Wrong with Playing It Safe? 女友全家大佬!我苟亿点怎么了?
The Ancestral Star is a world where games and reality have merged. “Lifespan” is the only currency! With an endless supply of “Lifespan,” one can live forever. Once one's “Lifespan” runs out, one dies on the spot. Every expense in the world is paid for with “Lifespan.” There is only one way to obtain “Lifespan”: the surreal online game Universe OL! Lin Du, a top game designer, wakes up one day to find he has transmigrated into the body of a live-in son-in-law from a wealthy family, force
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- 346 Transmigrating as Zhang Wei: My Mother-in-Law Rear-Ends Me from the Start 穿越张伟,开局被岳母追尾 Zhang Wei woke up to find he'd transmigrated back to the time he'd been jilted at the altar. He was about to move to Love Apartment when his car was rear-ended on the way. When he got out to look, the person who had hit his car from behind was none other than his future mother-in-law, Zhuge Dasheng. Just then, another person stepped out of the front passenger seat... 8kReads9.4Score46114d adds
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I’m Only 16, So What If My Combat Power Exceeds a Hundred Million? 我都16岁了,战力破亿怎么了
An extra story about the scumbag Lou Benwei from “You're Already Level 1,000, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30.” This is the story of an Eternal God who transmigrated to Blue Star and became an ordinary high school student. At six months old, he kicked his father, nearly leaving him paralyzed and incontinent. His dad spent half a year in a wheelchair before recovering. At five, when he started elementary school for cultivators, he single-handedly took down the entire school administration
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- 348 The Great Qin's Analects-Wielding Imperial Tutor, Training Three Thousand Ironback Confucian Scholars 大秦抡语帝师,教出三千鬼背儒生 [Hilarious + Fist-Swinging Analects + Primordial Era and Great Qin + Ridiculous + Absurd] After transmigrating to Great Qin, he compiles a dictionary from the start and is appointed Crown Prince's Tutor. Kong Chen insists he really has no idea how to lecture on the Analects. Ying Zheng forced him into it. Fu Su: Teacher, does “Those who lack strength give up halfway” mean I should understand my own limits and keep working hard? Kong Chen: Foolish! It means anyone weaker than me gets beaten until 1.8kReads9.0Score15614d adds
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My Talent Reflects Damage by a Percentage, So I Just Tank Until I'm Dizzy 天赋百分比反伤,我直接肉到发昏
[Rebirth + Invincible + Stat-Based Progression + Absolute Defense + Comedy + Harem] In his previous life, Chen Hui pursued maximum damage output. But when the Demon God descended into reality, he died after being grazed by an unknown AoE attack because his body was too fragile. Reborn on the day the game Eternal launched, he used his memories from his previous life to trigger the one and only “Talent Reset Bug”! This time, he wouldn’t be a glass cannon. He vowed to see the word “cautious” throug
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- 350 A Brick for Dragons, a Fertilizer Sack for the Gods 板砖拍巨龙,尿素袋子套诸神 [Unconventional Cards + System + Comedy + Irreverence] When Jiang Chen wakes up, he has transmigrated to the Spirit Card World and gained the Infinite Enhancement System. Brick → Heaven-Flipping Seal, fertilizer sack → Cosmos Bag, slippers → Wind-and-Fire Wheels, straitjacket → Yin-Yang Daoist Robe, doll → Empress... One absurd spirit card after another is enhanced into a legendary existence. Dragons tremble beneath bricks, and gods bow to fertilizer sacks... Everyone who sees Jiang Chen wants t 777Reads7.5Score10014d adds

















































