Books So Funny I Laugh in the Middle of the Night and Kick My Dog Out the Window 半夜笑到把自家狗子一脚踹出窗户的书

1. 101 玄 Xuanhuan: I Can Inherit the Cultivation of the Strongest 玄幻，我能传承高手修为 Feng Xiaobei风小贝Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted Lin Xiao transmigrates into a fantasy world, accompanied by the Reincarnation Heavenly Book! Whoever recites from it, Lin Xiao gains all of their cultivation. Lin Xiao cares for an elderly man for three years, until the lonely old man deep in the mountains passes away. Then, with a dog in one hand and a sword in the other, Lin Xiao cries, “Sword, come!” and steps into the magnificent world of fantasy. From then on, the entire world goes into a frenzy! Lin Xiao's Sayings: 1. “Fame, fortune, a 4.2kReads8.4Score30014d adds
2. 102 轮 A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了 Late-Night Bookworm夜半翻书人Eastern Fantasy3.7M WordsOngoing [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 15.8kReads8.0Score1.5k14d adds

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   This is hilarious! It's a live-action audiobook version from Tomato Selection. I suggest you don't watch it while eating.

3. 103 重 Reborn as a Little Tough Guy, My Gun Explodes in One Second 重生小强，一秒炸膛 Ying Fang英访Urban140k WordsOngoing [Urban Fantasy] + [Outlandish] + [Reborn from the Start] + [Hilarious Twists] + [Evolution] + [Survival] Hahaha! Congratulations, you've discovered a hidden gem! This is a professional guide to food and nutrition. We recommend reading it on an empty stomach, and guarantee you'll find all kinds of high-quality fat-burning protein inside. The ultimate weight-loss secret! Free scalp treatments are waiting for you! Synopsis: Zhang Sheng is Reborn as a cockroach: three seconds to hit the ground, one 320Reads—Score7114d adds
4. 104 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.6kReads9.7Score12.2k14d adds

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   It's so crazy and hilarious! The female lead is really crazy, eccentric, and funny! ① The female lead is rebellious and insists on appearing on the variety show where the male and female leads are. Her manager says she needs to be famous first, so she goes on Weibo and posts: [Jiang Qiyu V]: I'm back! This time, I'll hear all the rumors about me!! Sister Chen: "Don't call me sister, you're my sister! I told you to build up your popularity, and you're going crazy online?!" The female lead: "Just tell me if I have popularity or not." You really know what popularity is, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!

5. 105 穿 Book Transmigration: Cultivate While Time Is Stopped, and Max Out Your Skills in an Instant 穿书：时停修炼，功法瞬间满级 Ai Jiu艾酒Eastern Fantasy479k WordsCompleted Lu Yun transmigrates! He transmigrates into the arrogant male lead novel he read in his previous life, becoming a minor boss whom the protagonist crushes early on. Just as he’s about to despair, his System awakens and unlocks a time-stop space. At the first level, he can automatically enter the time-stop space to practice techniques, making it easy to master them completely. At level two, his techniques automatically evolve and rise in grade. At level three... Lu Yun: Once this System reaches ma 135Reads6.0Score—14d adds
6. 106 高 Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗 Muscular Seagull肌肉海鸥Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta 342.6kReads9.4Score33.3k14d adds

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   [Sending hearts][Please follow] 1. This book is absolutely outrageous! It's a high-martial arts novel, and in this world, defeating a demon pill is the only way to admit defeat! I laughed so hard I vomited in bed! What should I do, guys? 🍘

7. 107 末 Doomsday: The Tycoon's Heir Reaches Villainous Peak from the Start! 末日：财阀太子，开局反派巅峰！ Yuzu, Yuzu With Seeds柚子柚子有籽Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted [Doomsday] + [Zombies] + [Superpowers] + [Wealthy Family] + [Invincible] After transmigrating into a world on the brink of Doomsday, Jiang Chen becomes the eldest son of the Jiang family, one of Longguo’s most powerful dynasties. And that’s not all: he also awakens the Doomsday Villain System! The Villain’s Code of Conduct: 1. As a villain, you need a solid background. Help the Jiang family become the number one family of Doomsday! 2. As a villain, you must live better than everyone else! 3. As 14.6kReads7.4Score1.3k14d adds
8. 108 我 I'm an Assassin, So How Did I Debut in a Boy Band? 我一杀手，怎么男团出道了 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban896k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + Comedy + No Female Lead] Zheng Xun: A hitman who trained hard for ten years, ready to save the world, but the System sent him to the wrong channel. Unable to find work, he was discovered by a talent scout and lured into a company with the promise of room and board. Now he's been forced to become an idol. “Can’t a Boy Band Save the World?”, Zheng Xun’s quote Cheng Jie: The male lead of a domineering CEO novel. After ten years of practicing his CEO catchphrases, his career got off to a 19.3kReads9.5Score3.3k14d adds

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   These all include genres like infinite flow, urban fantasy, and cultivation. [Sending heart]

9. 109 游EN The Game Becomes Reality: I Built the Most Ancient Immortal Clan 游戏成真，我打造了万古第一仙族 A Lump of Black Tea一坨红茶Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsOngoing Li Xiang happened upon a cultivation-clan simulator. He discovered that the descendants in the game would offer him all kinds of strange sacrifices. “Thank you for your blessing, Ancestor! Our clan has become the greatest family in the world!” “Quick, offer the Ancestor a sacrifice! Please accept this immortal artifact!” “Ancestor, we’ve conquered the Immortal Realm!” “…” Then one day, The members of the Li clan appeared on Earth in flying boats, arriving in a vast procession. Under the astonish 17.8kReads9.1Score1.6k14d adds
10. 110 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19.1kReads8.7Score1.8k14d adds
11. 111 咸 The Idle Prince: Emperor? Not Even a Dog Would Want the Job! 咸鱼皇子：皇帝？狗都不当！ Rock Sugar Meets Cola冰糖撞可乐Historical967k WordsCompleted [Political intrigue + multiple heroines + no brainless plot + no business ventures] [The book's trial run failed, so the original title has been kept. As a result, the story starts drifting away from the title midway through. Please forgive me, dear readers, and just ignore the title. The quality is still pretty good ╰(*´︶`*)╯] Zheng Yuan, an overworked office drone, woke up one day and found himself transmigrated to the Great Zhou, a dynasty that never existed in history. The good news: This Gr 10.7kReads8.2Score40514d adds
12. 112 朕 Every Woman in My Harem Is a Talent 朕的后宫里面个个都是人才 The Daylight That Never Wakes醒不来的白昼Ancient Romance915k WordsOngoing My harem is a little strange. Every woman in it is a talent in her own right. A transmigrator from the early days A quick-transmigration woman who farms favorability with a System A woman who transmigrated into a book and knows the plot A reborn woman A palace maid with a spiritual spring at her side Mind reading A harem-protagonist halo A childbirth buff The River of Daughters A chat group And people broadcasting their inner thoughts... #HaremIntrigue #EveryoneGetsTheirComeuppance #TheHaremIsAS 15.5kReads8.1Score1.3k14d adds
13. 113 全EN High Seas Survival: I Start with a Ghost Ship 全民大航海，我开局一条幽灵船 Newly Bought Peaches新买的桃子Sports2.6M WordsCompleted The print edition of The Voyage of the Dread Sea is now available on major platforms. [Seafaring] [Survival] [Disasters] [Shipbuilding] [Talents] [Cthulhu Mythos] [One Female Lead] Everyone transmigrates, and Yang Yi, as a player, is forced to join a global seafaring survival game. Some lucky players get special ships. Like the Iron Will, armed to the teeth. Like the Gale, which rides the wind and waves and is almost impossible to spot. Like the Ironhead, with its massive ram and a charge that n 271.4kReads9.4Score27.8k14d adds
14. 114 玄 Xuanhuan: I Can Snatch the Protagonist's Fortuitous Opportunities! 玄幻：我能截胡主角机缘！ Divine Words Mislead the Masses神言惑众Eastern Fantasy344k WordsCompleted Qin Yun transmigrates into a fantasy world, only to have his engagement called off from the start. Fortunately, he activates his golden finger, which lets him see the opportunities destined for the Chosen Ones. “What? You jumped into a pool and found your way into a dragon’s cave, where you gained an incredible opportunity? Fine, I’ll be the one jumping this time!” “What? The shabby old man you rescued by the roadside turned out to be the Sect Master’s nephew? Don’t move, let me handle this!” “W 18kReads7.8Score1.1k14d adds
15. 115 无EN Infinite Rewinds: Everyone Thinks I'm a Big Shot 无限回档：所有人都以为我是大佬 What's Wrong with Money?钱有什么不好Mystery414k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a comic drama] [Audiobook narrated by a real person available] [Infinite Flow + Livestream Survival + Death Rewind + Half-Dihua] [No CP] [The story contains a lot of on-screen comment barrages] After Xu Xi died from overwork, he transmigrated to another world invaded by a survival game. He even discovered that he could rewind time after dying. By using this ability to escape danger time and again and successfully clear each instance, he unexpectedly became a top expert in the eyes 189kReads9.4Score21.5k14d adds
16. 116 当 Be the Internet Emperor and Live a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生 Evil Mother Orangutan恶毒母猩猩Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 30.7kReads8.9Score4.8k14d adds

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    Hahaha! [Licking screen][kissing][kissing] This book is hilarious! The very first chapter is so funny I'm dying of laughter! [Facepalm][facepalm] It's so good! The blogger shoved the microphone right in her face, "What was the worst beating your parents ever gave you?" "They didn't knock it out." "What's your favorite celebrity doing now?" "In jail."

17. 117 偷 After Overhearing the Mad Little Emperor's Thoughts, the Courtiers Went Berserk 偷听疯批小皇帝心声后群臣杀疯了 Feng Miao风淼Ancient Romance560k WordsCompleted [Court Officials Can Hear Her Thoughts + Dual Powers + No Romance] Lu Qing, a powerful wielder of two abilities in the apocalypse, transmigrated into a book. She became the deranged young emperor who loses her kingdom in a novel. The young emperor was cowardly and useless, gloomy and cruel, and even a woman disguised as a man! At court, ministers held the reins of power; beyond the borders, neighboring kingdoms watched like hungry wolves. Disasters struck one after another, and the people were l 8.5kReads9.2Score93114d adds
18. 118 曹 Cao Yang's Journey South 曹阳南下记 Great Demon King Peacock孔雀大魔王Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Passionate and exhilarating. Now complete. Read with confidence. Cao Yang heads south to seek refuge with his older sister, setting off wave after wave of upheaval… 41.6kReads8.9Score4k14d adds

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    It was so good, I laughed like a pig in the middle of the night and my mom slapped me.

19. 119 规 Rule Horror: I Sign-In to Become a God, and Even the Horrors Fear Me 规则怪谈：签到成神，诡异都怕我 Lucky Carp Fairy锦鲤小仙Mystery1.4M WordsOngoing [Redemption + sign-in + national destiny + no female lead + comedy + original story + a tiny bit of touching moments] Over-the-top blurb: Rule-based horror games invade the world. Those chosen are bound to their nations and forced to take part in the games! Victory brings countless resources. Failure means death, and the horror game descends on the city! The games are terrifying? Almost impossible to survive? Participants have to tread on eggshells? Jiang Fan says, this is way too easy! He activ 1.9kReads8.9Score29514d adds

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    This book is absolutely hilarious!! ❤️A highly recommended read by the only bookworm on the entire internet with 30,000 hours of reading time! 💥💥 A truly great book!! 💥💥This is the kind of book a real bookworm should read!! (๑>ڡ<)☆ A testament from the only bookworm on the entire internet with 30,000 hours of reading time! Don't believe me? Check out my profile!

20. 120 假 The Fake Heiress Lacks Virtue in Every Way, and She'll Really Spill the Tea 假千金五行缺德，有瓜她真敢爆啊 Big Big Big Malt大大大麦芽Modern Romance495k WordsCompleted [Completed] After Wen Xia finishes her quick transmigration missions, she learns that in her original world she was just a short-lived cannon-fodder character: a fake heiress in a wealthy family, a bit player in the entertainment industry, and a beautiful, weak, and foolish nobody among cannon fodder. Even her death was completely unoriginal. After reading the bare-bones plot, she says, “You all carry on. My corpse isn't feeling too good, so I'm leaving.” Her former future mother-in-law: “Here's 12.6kReads9.0Score1.8k14d adds

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    This hilarious and absurd novel will have you laughing so hard you'll want to bang your head against the wall! The eccentric female lead is surprisingly entertaining! ① After being betrayed by a scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrates into the book and is immediately stabbed in the back by extreme CP fans, ending up in the hospital. She goes insane on the spot, spouting wild nonsense in a live stream! The fans who accidentally stumbled upon the story are terrified! The male lead has a unique way of thinking; he actually resonates with the female lead, and in the end…

21. 121 黑 The Allure of the Underworld 黑道诱人 Zhu Rong Will Surely Blaze祝融必火Urban5.2M WordsOngoing [The short drama adapted from this book, From Here on, Rivers Flow into the World, is now available. Come watch!] [Urban + underworld + big shots + all-powerful + feel-good story + period setting + invincible protagonist + multiple heroines + ruthless and decisive] When I was little, my dad often told me that the path of the underworld was a road of no return. It was hard to walk, and few people ever came to a good end. I never understood what he meant. Instead, I thought the underworld was all 67.5kReads8.7Score3k14d adds
22. 122 缅 Northern Myanmar: Touch My Sister and Die 缅北：动我妹妹者死 Lonesome Hue“孤色”Urban482k WordsOngoing Xu Chen transmigrated to Blue Star and spent ten years depending on his younger sister for support. Just when he thought he would get to watch her live happily for the rest of her life, one day he received a call from overseas. When he answered, he heard his sister, Xu Xin, on the other end! “Bro, help me! I was tricked into going to northern Myanmar!” He heard her panic, followed by the crackle of an electric shock and her screams. Then the call cut off… “Northern Myanmar? They’re asking 2.4kReads8.1Score14714d adds
23. 123 东 A Tough Northeastern Guy Becomes an Omega. This Is Going to Kill Me 东北爷们成为O，这不是要我命 A Patch of Starlight一片星光Two Male Leads1.3M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + ABO + a tough Northeastern guy transmigrates as an Omega + funny everyday Northeastern dialect + livestreaming while roasting people in Northeastern dialect + showbiz + wish fulfillment + of course there's a sweet romance] Chu Xi, a hugely popular streamer known for both his looks and his humor, transmigrates into a book and lands in an ABO world as an Omega plagued by scandals and obsessed with a major movie star. He nearly gets sold off by his manager. Chu Xi is spe 2.7kReads9.0Score48314d adds
24. 124 影 The Movie Emperor Keeps Trying to Make a Move on Me 影帝他总想对我图谋不轨 An Suiyu安随遇Modern Romance321k WordsCompleted Shen Yi, stage name Wei Long, was an actor of superstar caliber who took the world by storm in the 1970s. But after he disappeared one day, he vanished from history without a trace, as if he had never existed. One day, Rong Qian spotted a photo of herself with Shen Yi, taken more than thirty years ago... This incredible discovery sent her on journey after journey through time, transmigrating into the past to save him! For Rong Qian, only a few days passed between each trip to the past. But for S 35.6kReads9.7Score5.6k14d adds

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    This book is absolutely amazing!! I love it so much www

25. 125 让 You Were Told to Make Deals, but You Changed the Era 让你做交易，你引领了时代 Chang Yi常一Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [The only supernatural power on Blue Star. The main world has no ancient martial arts or cultivation world: I alone wield a unique power.] [Adapted into the short-form drama My Friends Are Everywhere Across the Heavens] He transmigrated to Blue Star and became a wealthy tycoon, only to be poisoned and given six months to live? Just as his hopes were fading, Jiang Da became a member of the Hypertemporal Club, gaining connections to countless worlds. Cultivation worlds. Interstellar worlds. Lord w 30.7kReads8.9Score2k14d adds
26. 126 我EN Learning to Slay Gods in the Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 992.2kReads9.9Score158.5k14d adds

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    I personally think it's okay.

27. 127 我 I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经，别惹我，就爱死装你记住 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 12.7kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds
28. 128 捡 I Pick Through Trash, Yet I'm the Immortal Sect's Live-In Son-in-Law 捡垃圾的我，竟是仙门赘婿 Immortal of the Common Folk市井仙人Urban3.1M WordsCompleted On my first visit to her home, my future mother-in-law threw ten million at me to make me give up. How do I show her just how formidable I am? Also known as: The Immortal Was Once a Demon and I Can’t Fight, But I’m an Immortal 71.5kReads9.0Score7.6k14d adds
29. 129 三 Three Kingdoms: I, Dong Zhuo, Am a Loyal Servant of the Han 三国：朕乃大汉忠良董太师 Heavenly Emperor Jun Tian Loves Pears钧天帝爱吃梨Historical663k WordsCompleted (Villain protagonist + domination + success story + ruthless decisiveness + no holier-than-thou heroics + uplifting) After transmigrating as Dong Zhuo, he wakes up in the emperor's harem, surrounded by concubines in disheveled clothes. He knows he's as good as dead. Just as he's about to give up and indulge in pleasure, he's lucky enough to awaken the Great Han Loyalist System. Eliminate rival factions? Kill loyal officials? "The court is in disarray, eunuchs wield power, taxes are forcibly impo 3.8kReads8.5Score29514d adds
30. 130 我 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁，是个笑话精，专克老公桃花 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 2kReads—Score4214d adds

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    So funny, hahaha

31. 131 我 I'm the Boss of a Chaotic World, So Having a Few Billion Underlings Is Only Reasonable 我，乱世帮主，有亿点小弟合理吧 Bored Little Bai无聊小白啊Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Reborn in troubled times + villainous gang leader + high martial arts + no female lead + ruthless and decisive + rivalry between the martial world and the imperial court + domineering] Reborn as a gang leader in troubled times, he recruits a million disciples! Ruthless and decisive, he rises to power, unbeatable and without a love interest: Ying Xiu! Ying Xiu is reborn in troubled times. With supreme ruthlessness, he rises to power, establishes a gang, and dominates everything. “Damn it, how m 14kReads8.4Score85114d adds
32. 132 规 Rule Horror: Klee Wants to Blow Up Fish in the Horror World Too 规则怪谈：可莉也想在怪谈里炸鱼 The Wayfarer Has a Cloud行者有云Mystery509k WordsCompleted [Transformation + lighthearted comedy + not scary, suitable for readers of all ages + half power fantasy, half mystery + gradually becomes more like Klee + male-to-female] Rule Horror descended upon Blue Star. Every country would randomly select a Chosen One to enter the horror world. The chosen person bears the fate of their country. If they die, their country falls. When Chu Bai woke up, he discovered that he had turned into Klee and was representing the Dragon Country in the horror world. And 4.6kReads9.5Score65214d adds
33. 133 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 396Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 134 女 The Empress Is Shocked: Isn’t My Master a Good-for-Nothing? 女帝震惊：我师尊，他不是败类吗 Slaughterer of All Living Things屠戮苍生Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Villain’s rise + ruthless decisiveness + invincible among his peers + play the pig to eat the tiger + eternal imperial teacher] Zhong Shenxiu transmigrated into a female-oriented fantasy novel and became a disgraced instructor at an academy: he had no cultivation, terrible character, and had gotten his position through connections. No cultivation? Then why not steal the heroine’s opportunities? From the start, he’s supposed to take the villainous, wicked Empress as his disciple? She has average 2.1kReads8.7Score33614d adds
35. 135 带 Touring Ancient Times with an Arsenal 带着军火逛古代 Just Passing Through经过而已Historical1.0M WordsCompleted (Alternate history + multiple heroines + pocket dimension + modern weapons + conquest + unlimited supplies) In a chaotic age of famine, the harvest fails and people resort to eating their own children. I can travel between two worlds and have unlimited supplies and weapons. Watch me save the world and build a paradise where people can live in peace and prosperity. 13kReads7.9Score1.4k14d adds

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    I laughed so hard I rolled around in bed in the middle of the night.

36. 136 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 681Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 137 带 I Took a Super Mall on a Tour of Ancient Times 带着超级商场逛古代 Just Passing Through经过而已Historical3.4M WordsCompleted [Print edition published] [Complete] [Alternate History + Transmigration + Pocket Dimension + Modern Weapons + Power Fantasy + Farming + Lighthearted Comedy + Daily Life] No money? I can pull out anything from my pocket dimension and live off it for the rest of my life. You’re a grandmaster? Let’s see how many bullets you can withstand. Want to get stronger? I just need a sip of water from my pocket dimension. I punish thugs, kill villains, fleece the Japanese, and take on the West. Food deliver 33.4kReads8.9Score2.9k14d adds
38. 138 开 From the Start, I Have a Chaotic Sword Body, Building an Immortal Clan That Will Never Fall 开局混沌剑体，打造不朽仙族 You Shiqi幽十七Eastern Fantasy5.3M WordsOngoing [System+Invincible+Feel-Good Story+Building Up the Family+If Anyone Dares Defy Me, I’ll Fight!] Gu Changqing transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the more children, more blessings System. From the start, he marries the future Empress and embarks on the path to invincibility! His aptitude is lacking? [Ding! Congratulations, Host, your child has been born with the Violet Heaven Thunder-Eroding Physique. You receive the Chaos Sword Physique in return!] His cultivation technique is lacking? 91.2kReads8.6Score9.5k14d adds
39. 139 我 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.1kReads—Score—14d adds
40. 140 我EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score178.8k14d adds

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    No wonder it's written by the author of "Starting as a Street Vendor Selling Strength"—it's so hilarious, folks! All you handsome guys here are lucky to see this, don't miss out on seeing my dorm leader turn into a little loli!!! ① This demon is definitely not right! The Holy Heavenly Gate and the Time-Space Demon Abyss are fighting, what does that have to do with me, Ren Jie, an ordinary person? But he immediately puts the crown on his own head: "My name is Ren Jie, born to be a hero, I'll take this on!" Author Yi Qingfeng, a master of jokes, after finishing "Starting as a Street Vendor Selling Strength," he's now wreaking havoc on demon literature—plenty of laughs guaranteed!

41. 141 失 After a Breakup, I Found Out My Best Friend Was the Cool School Beauty 失恋后，发现好兄弟是清冷校花 Shui Sheng Xi Gua水生西瓜Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Not reborn] + [No System] + [Youthful campus life] + [Romantic comedy] + [One heroine] + [Everyday life] After chasing his unrequited love for two and a half years, Lu Yibei was still secretly mocked by her for being a simp. Once he finally let go, Lu Yibei received a call from his gaming carry, who had never once used voice chat. The cool, clear, lovely female voice on the phone left Lu Yibei silent for a long time. Lu Yibei: “Bro, don’t we have a younger sister at home?” The reply: “I don’t h 87.5kReads9.6Score9.5k14d adds

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    This is a hilarious novel full of witty remarks, featuring protagonists with fun-loving personalities who constantly pull off outrageous antics, guaranteed to keep you hooked. Don't read it tonight, I won't be able to sleep if I do! [Smirk]

42. 142 全 Everyone Digs for Treasure, but Only I Can See the Hints 全民挖宝，只有我能看到提示 Thirty Thousand a Day一日三万Urban6.0M WordsOngoing [First release anywhere online + no saintly heroine + satisfying story + decisive and ruthless + gleefully slaughtering everything] “Shocking! Shocking! The whole world is shocked! Daddy Ma spent one billion yuan to buy ten Super Treasure Maps and finally dug up a Nine-Turn Golden Elixir. He has now attained immortality!!!” “Good news, good news! A high school senior used a Treasure Map to dig up an ancient golden elixir. From now on, my fate is mine to control!” “Rumor has it that netizen Ye us 69.3kReads8.8Score4.5k14d adds
43. 143 师 Are the Senior and Junior Sisters a Couple? I’ll Break Them Up! 师姐师妹是一对？给你拆散咯！ Dong Ya栋丫Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted (Not a System novel + not a traditional cultivation novel + everyday romance + very slow pace + multiple heroines + junior sister first, then senior sister + ninety percent pure romance, ten percent something else) Jiang Ming unexpectedly discovers that his aloof, stunning senior sister and his soft, adorable junior sister have been in love for ten years. But as he spends time with them, he realizes their feelings are mistaken. They were simply relying on each other for survival when they were y 32.9kReads9.3Score3.4k14d adds
44. 144 无 Unlimited Supplies: One Hundred Thousand Nuclear Missiles Leave the Empress Stunned 无限物资，十万枚核导弹惊呆女帝 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Eastern Fantasy350k WordsOngoing After being reborn in another world, Bai Ming discovered that he had become a general guarding the frontier. Not only did he have to endure the current Empress's plots against him, he also had to defend against attacks from the empire. Fortunately, he activated the Unlimited Supplies System. Every day, he received an unlimited quantity of supplies and an enormous portable storage space. First day's sign-in: 100,000 portions of pork rice. Second day's sign-in: 100,000 bottles of Maotai and 1,000 145Reads8.6Score—14d adds
45. 145 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15.7kReads6.9Score97114d adds

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    I was watching this while slacking off in class, and I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair. I couldn't stop laughing, but the teacher didn't dare scold me; she probably thought I'd gone crazy.

46. 146 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 515.8kReads9.7Score69.9k14d adds

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    One book is about the venerable Chen Xun; no explanation needed, just read it. There's also a new book by a madman, seemingly a product of the author's slightly insane mental state; anyway, it's quite stress-relieving and inexplicably enjoyable to read.

47. 147 反EN Villain: Master and Senior Sister, I Beg You 反派：师尊师姐求你们了 The Way Reveals Itself to the Traveler天行见道Eastern Fantasy4.7M WordsCompleted [Multiple heroines] [Humor] [Plenty of romance] [Sweet later on] [Inner thoughts] Lin Heng transmigrates into the book A Record of Beauties as a cannon-fodder villain. As long as he follows the proper villain or hero plotline and keeps his head down until the end, he can become an unrivaled powerhouse. But then the heroines somehow start hearing his inner thoughts. No matter how the story transitions between hero and villain arcs, he now risks being killed by the protagonist! [That airheaded mas 51.7kReads8.3Score4.7k14d adds
48. 148 系 My System Arrived a Hundred Years Early, and I Crush the Geniuses of the Myriad Worlds 系统提前一百年，我吊打诸天天骄 A Bowl of Noodle Soup一碗面汤Eastern Fantasy319k WordsCompleted [Divine Choice System activated.] [You, who transmigrated here 120 years ago, have endured eighty-one trials. Your whole family was brutally killed, your blood was replaced, and your face was ruined, yet you were still found by the King of Chu, Zhou Duanshui.] [Choice 1: Kneel and beg for mercy, offering up the last of your dignity. Reward: one year of life. A bad life is better than no life, so live a few more years and outlast him.] [Choice 2: If you’re done living, fight back and attack the K 112Reads5.8Score11014d adds
49. 149 女 The Supporting Actress Wrecks the Dating Show and Goes Off the Rails in Life 女配创翻恋综，走上人生癫疯 Yun Ciyan云辞砚Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [In a nutshell: After transmigrating as a villainess, my entire sect came along too] [One-on-one comedy + celebrity dating show + inner thoughts and gossip + face-slapping + fake and real heiresses] After failing her tribulation, Yun Xia was struck by lightning and sent into the world of a novel. As the villainess, she was supposed to sacrifice herself and make way for the heroine's beautiful romance with all her admirers. “?” You want me to sacrifice myself for someone else? Say that one more t 27.2kReads9.3Score4.5k14d adds

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    🌹Wen Qi grabbed Fang Qingyu, mysteriously saying, "Little Fang, look how awesome I am!" Fang Qingyu was horrified and cried out for her mother, "Why would I look at that thing?!" Pei Jingyan snapped, "These coffee beans are so hard to grind!" Jiang Liulan exclaimed excitedly, "Male models? Where are the male models?!" Director Xiong: "..." Tired, let's just destroy it. Only Xie Heng's expression was intriguing, his cola spilled in a wine glass, looking like he had seen through all the worldly troubles. Director Xiong sought comfort with hope, "Mr. Xie, you're not drunk?" Xie Heng's eyes sharpened, his gaze carrying the howling wind and thunder of an impending storm, "I! Don't cry!" Director Xiong was devastated. Damn it, cola can make you drunk?!

50. 150 高EN High Martial Arts: Infinite Clones, Starting by Stuffing an S-Rank Beast to Death 高武：无限分身，开局撑死S异兽 A Touch of Deep Blue一抹深蓝Urban2.5M WordsCompleted “We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi 51.1kReads9.1Score5.3k14d adds

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    If the second and third books aren't funny, I'll eat them. The first book is rich in content and has a tense structure. All three are masterpieces, especially the second book.

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