I'm Begging on My Knees for a Book That'll Make Me Laugh Until I Roll on the Floor!! 一人血书跪求能把我笑到打滚的书！！
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The Willow by the Palace Wall 宫墙柳
Why must the imperial consorts compete for the emperor’s favor? A smash-hit, heart-wrenching historical romance that burst onto the scene in 2019! Recommended by countless tearful readers, this unconventional palace-intrigue novel will stay with you long after you finish. In the lightest of styles, it captures everyone’s deepest regrets. In May of the year I turned fourteen, with the pagoda trees in fragrant bloom, I sat in Yong’an Palace, propping up my head as I dozed. The man’s laughter held
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Isn't It Only Natural for a Slime Like Me to Crush a Dragon? 我一个史莱姆吊打巨龙很合理吧？
[Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a..
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Slay the Gods 我在精神病院学斩神
A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled
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Bratty Kid: Social Butterfly Syndrome Shocks the Internet 熊孩子：社交牛逼症震惊全网
[Hilarious + Wacky + Adorable Kid + School Life] Jiang Ning transmigrated into a parallel world as an adorable eight-year-old and activated a Fame System. One variety show made Jiang Ning’s outrageous people skills take the internet by storm! “My name is Jiang Ning. You can call me by my foreign name: Vish Momo Wozki Shoude Buyao Buyao De!” “Bing Xin’s original name was Extreme Cold Storm. Li Bai was a famous jungler in our country. You want to know why I say that? My dual pistols will give
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From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力
[The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money!
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Reborn as the Admiral's Little Merman 穿成上将的小人鱼
[No female lead] [Sweet romance] [Interstellar] Lou Ziqing was an unremarkable little koi fish who was lucky enough to be enlightened by an immortal. He gained sentience and embarked on the path of cultivation, becoming a little koi who came this close to achieving immortality. While distracted during his tribulation, he transmigrated to the Interstellar Era and turned into a mermaid. Interstellar mermaids hold a special status. Anyone who wants to take one home must first earn its approval.
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88 Ways to Kill a Villainous Yandere Zombie King 论杀死反派病娇尸王的88种方式
A groveling pursuit, a wife put through hell. This is an early work, and it was heavily edited for its mature content. The characters also have some flaws, so read with caution, please. [Transmigrate into a book + no female lead + 1v1 + both are each other’s first and only + apocalypse + zombies + hoarding dimension (for storage only, no other powers)] Protagonist: a human blood bag, a drama queen, and an insanely skilled marksman (Jiang Yan) Protagonist: a villainous, sickly-sweet king of corps
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The Snake Demon Is a Cat Lover 蛇妖他是个猫控
[1v1 + Transmigrate into a Book] Lin Zhi transmigrated into a book. The moment he opened his eyes, people had seized his hands and feet, draining his blood and cutting off his flesh to make an immortal pill. Terrified, he tucked his tail between his legs and ran. A giant snake from the forbidden grounds found a white-furred kitten. At first, he planned to raise it until it was big enough to eat. But as he cared for it, he discovered that petting cats was addictive. If he went a day without it, h
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This Is Insane! One Question Made Millions of Students Cry 疯了！一道题难哭亿万学生
[Adapted into a short drama] He is elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most twisted question setter in the world! One exam wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, and a single question brought 200,000 students in Huicheng to tears! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions swirling through their head. [What color was Daji's bellyband?] [Did the King of Qin circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise?] [This is a Chinese exam, and
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I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄
This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起
[Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!”
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I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙
[Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold?
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Help! The Movie Star’s Wife Has Wrecked Another Variety Show 救命！影帝你老婆又搞垮了综艺
[Story complete] A female war goddess from the apocalypse transmigrates and is reborn as a scandal-plagued star. From then on, Jiang Jiu’s haters become the most miserable people on the internet, and nine out of ten directors she works with go bald. There’s no variety show Jiang Jiu can’t wreck. If there is one, it must be sponsored by her own company! The world’s richest man, a genius director, and a chart-topping singer all marvel: “How can our little sister be so beautiful?” One day, film emp
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After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Relied on the Villain to Stay Alive 穿书后我靠反派续命
[Transmigrate into a book + girl disguises herself as a boy + sweet romance] Zhen Xi transmigrates into a novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the real heiress who shares her name. In the end, she dies miserably from an incurable illness. To avoid the illness and stay alive, she disguises herself as a boy and moves into the boys' dorm, where she becomes roommates with the villain. She helps him with his homework, makes his bed, washes his underwear... One day, the villain suddenly looks
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Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！
[The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea
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See That NPC? Just Go Ahead and Con Them 看见那个npc了吗？忽悠就对了
[Funny Supernatural + Sharp-Tongued Heroine + Showbiz + No Romance] She was a bottom-rung actress, blacklisted across the internet after being framed. Just when she was at the end of her rope, a System appeared inside her. The System told her that if she kept acting arrogant and maintained her haughty persona, she could reach the pinnacle of success. But the day after it finished speaking, it disappeared. She believed what it had told her. After signing up for a horror livestream variety show, h
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A Hundredfold Return on Fortuitous Encounters: I Became Invincible by Winning Over the Empress 机缘万倍反馈，攻略女帝开始无敌
[Empress + hilarious nonsense + imperial dynasty + invincible + sly schemer + cunning + multiple heroines] Zhou Yan transmigrates into the Great Han Dynasty. Just after inheriting his title, he finds himself facing persecution by treacherous ministers across the court. As his entire family is about to be executed, Zhou Yan awakens a System that gives people opportunities and returns them a thousandfold. Zhou Yan can’t believe his luck! He has barely arrived at court, and before his political ene
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Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens 权倾天下，剑挽天华
Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest
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I Transmigrated 999 Times and Drove the Mad Tyrant Insane 我穿越999次，逼疯了疯批暴君
With only six months left to live, Tang Wan masters a skill called “Transmigration,” allowing her to travel back and forth between the modern and ancient worlds. On her first transmigration, people mistake her for a ghost… On her ninety-ninth, she nearly dies at the hands of the dog emperor. On her 108th, she “defiles” the emperor’s innocence. After transmigrating time and again, she discovers to her delight that a little dragon energy can extend her life. Tang Wan: “Mooch, mooch, keep mooching
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LOL! The Film Emperor’s Wife Is Breaking Down on Variety Shows Again 笑哭！影帝夫人她又在崩综艺
[Illogical, goofy comedy, sweet romance, strong heroine] The War God Qi Ye transmigrates into the body of a namesake, useless actress in the entertainment industry and joins a dating show. When the show begins, netizens say: “That useless pretty face is disgusting. Get out!” As the show goes on, netizens say: “Qi Ye is the GOAT!” When the show ends, netizens say: “No one's taking Qi Ye from me! Not even God Jian!” God Jian is the nickname for Jian Heyu, a legendary, award-winning actor in the en
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I Somehow Became the Demonic Cult Leader's Beloved 一不小心，苟成了魔教教主心尖宠
Gu Zening wakes up to find herself a demonic woman of the Devil Cult. In a world where anyone can draw a sword at the slightest provocation, she can only rely on the skills she picked up playing battle royale games and strive to become the king of all cowards. A cowardly wolf? She casually rescues a stunning beauty, thinking she's a harmless little rabbit, only to discover that when no one's watching, she controls Gu to kill people: a true yandere, a black-hearted lotus. When the beauty pins Gu
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I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死
After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch!
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I Can Take the Toughest Beatings 我能抗住最毒的打
[System + spiritual qi revival + comedy + urban life] Ding! Your body has been struck by a fist. Iron Body +1, Combat Skills +1! Ding! You've been hit by a qi-and-blood attack. Qi and Blood +1! Ding! You've been hit by a fire attack. Fire Resistance +1! Ding! Iron Body has evolved into an Indestructible Golden Body... Ding! Indestructible Golden Body has evolved into an Ancient Primordial Body... Jiang Du laughs arrogantly: “I'm not singling you out. I'm saying every one of you here is trash. If
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I Stomp Once in the Graveyard, and Not a Soul Dares Breathe 我在坟地一跺脚，就没有敢喘气的
I'm a cemetery security guard. I love teddy bear cookies, earn ten thousand gold bricks a month, and get rewarded until my hands are full. “Ding! Successfully sent a lecherous ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: permanent +100 luck with romance.” “Ding! Successfully sent a hanged ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: rubber tongue.” “Ding! Successfully sent a water ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: the skill to outrun your underwear.” “Ding! Successfully sent the Ghost King off to reincarnate. Reward:
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Have You Been Working Hard Today? 今天你上进了吗
After being reborn, the first thing Cheng Mianmian did was gather all her belongings and go find Fu Chen, who would become the richest man in the country five years later. At the time, Fu Chen was an unruly student who knew nothing but how to fly off the handle. When Fu Chen went out to fight, she called the police. When he played video games, she pulled the internet cable. When he did his homework, she bought five thousand firecrackers to celebrate the occasion. Cheng Mianmian had wanted to be
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Transmigrated Into a 1970s Novel: A Bystander's Guide to Staying Out of Trouble 穿书七十年代吃瓜群众的自我修养
Have you ever transmigrated to a different scene just by blinking? Lin Yuzhu has. She transmigrated in a daze to the 1970s. No, she transmigrated into a book. She has a System, and the female lead is there too. There are also supporting female characters, but she isn't one of them. She's just an onlooker who wandered into the story by mistake. As an onlooker, she gets to watch the drama unfold every day. She doesn't want other people's dogs, and she doesn't get involved in other people's busines
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The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越：古代生存十八法
The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W
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Princess Consort, Stop Acting. The Prince Can Hear Your Thoughts 王妃别演了，王爷能听见你的心声
[The male lead can hear the female lead's thoughts + the female lead can understand animal speech] [Goofy and lighthearted + absurd comedy + feel-good romance, sickeningly sweet] After transmigrating into a book as a disposable side character, she manages to annoy the villainous Big Boss into fainting from the start. She plans to take advantage of his weakness and finish him off, but the villain hears every one of her thoughts. Later, the villain finally loses patience and demands, “I hear you c
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Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病
[Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin
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Oh No! The Funny Girl Transmigrates Into a Book and Everyone Turns Into a Goofball 疯了！搞笑女穿书后大家都变沙雕
[Everyone is ridiculous + adored by the whole family + no logic, just laughs] Tantan transmigrated into a book, becoming a disposable character in an old-school Mary Sue novel. She thought her mission was to fight the heroine and save the villain who’d turned evil, but who could have guessed… this world was completely out of whack! The domineering CEO hero and her three nutcase older brothers all begged her to acknowledge her family and let them spoil her. The white-lotus heroine turned out to
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The Female Lead Planned to Quit and Leave Showbiz, but Her Absurd Antics Made Her a Sensation 准备摆烂退圈的女主，靠沙雕爆火
[Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter
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I Entered a Talent Show, Prayed for Rain, and Took the Internet by Storm 参加选秀，做法求雨火遍全网
[Mysticism + comedy + secret identities + satisfying revenge + everyone’s favorite] A renowned mysticism master is tricked into joining a variety show, with meals and accommodation provided and a paycheck to boot. She says money doesn’t matter. She just wants to join the show and spread her fine virtues. While the other contestants sing, dance, and rap, her rendition of The Supreme Scripture for Deliverance nearly sends the whole audience to the next world. “What, you want to see something more
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A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生
[Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra
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After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Took Over the Elite School with My Ridiculous Antics 穿书后，我靠沙雕称霸贵族学校
[System + sweet seduction + wish fulfillment + everyone’s favorite + comedy + putting scumbags in their place + strong heroine] [Kidney-Harvesting Couple & Passionate Nights Couple] Li Ge transmigrated into a book and became a cannon-fodder supporting character who wouldn’t make it past three chapters. Not only was she poor and ugly, she was bullied by everyone? The chatty System bound to her told her with a perfectly serious air, “Host, listen to me. I’ll lead you to the pinnacle of life in thi
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To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球
[Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries.
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