Looking for Hilarious, Shameless, Amoral Novels 求搞笑，猥琐，不做人的小说

1 系 System: From the Start, I’m the Cultivation World’s Biggest Scoundrel 系统开局修仙界败类搅屎棍 Quiet Koala安静的考拉Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsOngoing [System] [Transmigration] [Cultivation] [Comedy] [Decisive and Ruthless] From the start, he accidentally sees a beautiful sect master bathing and gets hunted down until the very end. The protagonist is shameless, sly, and downright awful. He’ll do anything except good deeds. After the System awakens later on, he gains a bit of strength and starts scamming and swindling people everywhere. He finally sneaks into the divine realm, thinking he’s escaped the beautiful sect master’s grasp, only to dis 4.8kReads7.6Score285Shelves

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The protagonist is very mean, mean and a bitch

2 上 You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave 上午毁我丹田，下午在你坟前烧纸 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 183.6kReads9.5Score22.6kShelves

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These three books meet your requirements very well. Although they are fantasy books about cultivating immortals, they are very funny and humorous books that will make you put it down and forget about food and sleep. The little junior sister who was once the group's favorite is really wretched and inhumane. She looks like a dog even more than a dog. You will know after reading it. I won't lie to you.

5 邪 The Secret Records of Evil Spirits 邪灵秘录 Evil Spirit with a Knife邪灵一把刀Mystery1.7M WordsCompleted A healer saves lives, but medicine is divided into “living medicine” and “dead medicine.” A group of young people journey through remote mountain valleys, deserts, and snowy wilderness. They venture along the boundary between life and death, exploring lost techniques. This is a shocking mystery hidden among mountains, rivers, and vast wilderness... 717Reads8.6Score102Shelves

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The content is very harmonious. The first two protagonists are sometimes indifferent but very funny. The protagonist in the third book has a clear mind. The male and female protagonists in the fourth book feel like a strong team-up.

14 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 55.4kReads9.5Score5.6kShelves

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This book is okay

15 主 I’m Not the Protagonist 主角不是我 The Heifer Doing a Handstand小母牛倒立Eastern Fantasy474k WordsCompleted You say that place is dangerous? Then let's hurry up and go around it! You say that person is strong? Then we'd better stay far away! What? You won't let me be a happy slacker? Fine, then! Don't blame me when I steamroll everything and become a menace to the whole region! 411Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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It's still possible!

16 黄 Yellow Weasel! If You Dare, Bring It On! 黄大仙！不服放马过来！ Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙12k WordsCompleted Yellow Weasel! If you disagree, bring it on! 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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Funny and fun!

17 我 I Really Am a Law-Abiding Citizen 我真的是守法公民 Wang Xin王信Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted Twelve years ago, star gates descended from the sky and appeared all over the world. People discovered all kinds of worlds beyond the gates. Thanks to the special game items and technology brought back from them, human technology underwent a massive leap forward. On Block 26, Street 78, Chen Bin, dressed in a fitted black trench coat and a vintage gray tweed English cap, held an AK-47 in one hand. He looked seriously at Old Chicken and said in a low voice, “We are law-abiding citizens. We must n 585Reads9.3Score103Shelves

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The first book about time travel. Then Qin Shihuang could hear his heart. The second book cannot be said to be funny, it can only be said to be realistic and funny. The third one is funny.

19 诡 Eerie: I Just Want to Slack Off, but I’m Forced to Slaughter My Way Through the World 诡异：我想摆烂，却被迫杀穿世界 Don't Cry, Don't Cry莫哭莫哭Mystery502k WordsCompleted [Invincible + Hilarious + Slacker Lifestyle + Showing Off + Bizarre Story + Whether It’s Fun Depends on You] Ye Li transmigrated to a world where supernatural horrors were on the rise. With a body that naturally attracted spiritual energy, he became irresistible to countless monsters. Luckily, he awakened a point-allocation System, but the very next second, the System crashed. No matter. With the infinite points the System left behind, Ye Li maxed out all his stats. In an instant, he was invinci 4.7kReads8.2Score313Shelves

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Character characteristics: A bit funny

21 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 155.7kReads9.3Score16.5kShelves

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22 正 The Righteous, Sharp-Tongued Emperor: Insulting People Makes Me Happy and Rich 正义毒舌帝：怼人让我爽且富 Rich Young Master from a Poor Family寒门阔少Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 15.3kReads8.8Score2.3kShelves

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This is quite funny

23 疯 Are You Kidding? You Want a Demon Villain Like Me to Farm? 疯了！让我个反派大魔头去种田 Deer Moon Dyes the Stars鹿月染星辰Urban126k WordsCompleted The great demon Xu Lang was defeated in an epic battle, left with nothing but a young body that could neither age nor die. To return to his peak, he had no choice but to rely on a farming System and grow crops to fill his stomach. But why does this System feel so strange? [Name: Xu Lang] [Gender: Demon] [Age: Ten-thousand-year-old piece of trash] [Experience: Zero] [Level: Nobody] [Farming Skills: None] [Storage: Nothing at all] Xu Lang tried to communicate with it. "System, I'm a man. Did you g —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Xu Lang said quickly: "Good system, I need your help." The system interrupted directly: "Ding! Please overcome the host by yourself and don't go to the system whenever you encounter difficulties. The system also has a temper!" Good guy, even the system is unreliable these days! The big devil can only make enough food and clothing by himself!

24 宝 Pokemon: I’m Not an Inappropriate Bug Catcher 宝可梦：我不是不正经的捕虫少年 Face-Checking the Bushes脸探草丛179k WordsOngoing [Pokemon + transmigrate + lighthearted + comedy + character growth + mature women + cute girls + leveling up + battles + invincible + not invincible + a bit of everything] The same Pokemon world, but with a different story. Other people catch Pokemon. I catch their Trainers. 30Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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[Smile][smile]

28 恐 Horror Game: My Family Are All Monsters! 恐怖游戏：我的家人都是鬼怪！ Mr. Yan, Who Loves Sunflower Chicken爱吃葵花鸡的颜先生Mystery750k WordsCompleted Horror games. Dungeon missions. In Zhao Shi’s world, everyone has to enter terrifying games and repeatedly face all kinds of dungeons. While everyone else struggles desperately to survive and escape, Zhao Shi obtains a System that lets him see the rules governing how ghosts and monsters kill. Everything has rules, and every rule can be broken! With the System’s help, Zhao Shi easily sees the rules of every ghost and monster. You need a son? Sure, Mom! You need a husband? Honey, how about me? 154Reads8.9Score106Shelves

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Enmmmmm I read it a long time ago. I can't remember what it was about, so I probably didn't bother reading it. Don't worry, it's all very serious.

32 漫 Demons Everywhere: I Grasp the Equality of All Beings 漫天妖魔：我领悟众生平等 Moonlight Beneath the Tower塔下月光Eastern Fantasy220k WordsCompleted [Spirit Swords + Everyday Comedy + Spirit Pets + Demons and Monsters + Collecting Demons and Monsters + Cunning Protagonist + Cultivation and the Dao + Ensemble Cast + From the Start] No dazzling transformation, no distinguished background. Lin Hao transmigrated into a xianxia world and became a chicken demon so weak he couldn't even truss a chicken. He stakes himself on the game and wins by half a step against fate. When fate played a joke on Lin Hao, all he could do was raise his wine and draw —Reads—Score—Shelves

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The protagonist is not a human but a chicken demon, and the heroine is not a human but a sword spirit.

33 让 You Asked Me to Deliver a Package, So I Took the Kidnapper to the Police Station 让你送快递，你把绑架犯送到警局 Mo Ranqiao墨燃乔Urban158k WordsCompleted On a parallel-world Blue Star, Lin Chen, who has transmigrated there, becomes a courier. One day, he awakens a lottery System that rewards him for solving cases. As long as he catches a criminal or solves a case, he earns points for a draw. Isn’t this the perfect path to the top? But the skills he wins leave him completely at a loss. 1. “Dodge, dodge, hands at the ready.” (Lets him unconsciously evade any attack.) 2. “Come on, buddy, have a smoke.” (Anyone who refuses starts coughing.) 3. “It’s 88Reads5.9Score—Shelves

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This book is funny and the main character is very funny

34 一 A Journey Toward Life 一路向生 Chuan Shenyan川慎言Ancient Romance76k WordsCompleted My new book is here! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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I'm too lazy to recommend it, I don't know if you like it or not. Many people like the funny articles involving the Three Realms.

35 都 The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban162k WordsOngoing [Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F 52Reads—Score—Shelves

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Laugh until you crow! This article about urban immortality burned up my CPU. Who understands! After three days of watching "Urban God Stick Wu Puppy Cultivation to Immortality", I laughed so hard that my neighbors thought my house was being demolished! The protagonist Wu Xiaogou has an "unreliable" buff, and he also has two live pets on his way to immortality - the husky "Poop Catcher" who specializes in stealing the dog food of the golden retriever next door. The jokes are ridiculously dense: the alchemy furnace was used as a fireworks display by the "Shit King", the flying sword was slapped into the trash can by the "Queen Mother" with a paw, but it was more fun and it exploded. Every time the car overturned, he accidentally hit and picked up a big opportunity. If you haven't seen it, hurry up! If you miss this ridiculous and over-the-top book about cultivating immortality, you will really regret it and slap your thighs in the face! [Adoration][Make a face][Make a face][Make a face][Pout][Think][Think][Pout][Make a face]

38 直 Livestream: Cultivation Through Donations, Keeping It Real 直播：修炼靠打赏，玩的就是真实 Please Wait a Moment请等一等Eastern Fantasy255k WordsOngoing Cui Zhi transmigrated with a livestreaming System. Every tip made him stronger. From then on, the sect’s atmosphere changed drastically. While other disciples worked hard at their cultivation, Cui Zhi shouted with all his might, “My dear viewers, send some votes my way! I’m just a little short of leveling up!” While other disciples ran at the first sign of a powerful enemy, Cui Zhi was the first to charge in with a roar. “My dear viewers, I can’t speak for the others, but I’m going in! Hurry up —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Don't be a human being, just be a madman, the main character is a god-defying one