Looking for Books That'll Make You Laugh So Hard You Turn into a Maggot in Bed 求几本笑到在床上变成蛆那种
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Hong Kong Crossover: Why Do They Call Me a Psycho? 港综:为何说我是疯批?
“You’re the crown prince of Hung Hing? Nice! Very nice!” “You’re the crown prince of the Red Light District? Excellent! Excellent!” “You’re the crown prince of show business? Fantastic!” “You’re the crown prince of the entire Hong Kong entertainment scene? You’re the best of all!” “You’re asking who I am?” “I’m nothing special. I’m the crown prince of the crazy world. That’s right, crazy as in mentally ill!” Wang Taiyi, a chronically ill office worker, dies suddenly on the job and transmigrates
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My System Is a Pervert 我的系统是个变态
My System Is a Pervert
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My Mom Regretted It After She Forced Me Into Prison 把我逼进监狱后我妈后悔了
After Driving Me Into Prison, My Mother Regretted It
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Undercover in the Billionaire Circle 我在富豪圈当卧底
I Went Undercover in the Billionaire Circle
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After Giving Sun Wukong a System, the Monkey Became Invincible! 给孙悟空发系统后,猴子无敌了!
[Primordial world and Journey to the West + comedy + multiple Systems + invincible protagonist leads a group of invincibles] Chu Yi transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West and binds himself to the Chaos Main System. As long as a target meets a sub-System’s requirements, he can give them that sub-System? Chu Yi: Great, great. This is going to be fun. He gives Sun Wukong the [God-Tier Choice System]. Sun Wukong: Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don’t bully
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The System Sent Me to Be a Simp 我被系统派去当舔狗
The System Sent Me to Be a Simp
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The Real Heiress Is a National Defense Student 真千金是国防生
The Real Heiress Is a National Defense Student
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Doing Science in the Cultivation World 我在修真界搞科研
Doing Scientific Research in the Cultivation World
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Reborn in 1988: Keep the Devil Out 重生1988:不让恶魔进门
Reborn in 1988: Don't Let the Devil Through the Door
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Reincarnated as the Protagonist's Precious Treasure 穿成主角手中宝
[Sickly + beauty + silly beauty + innocent and lively + historical romance] [Devoted couple + sweet romance + pampered by everyone + lighthearted] No angst throughout + a mind full of bashful thoughts The self-restrained, courteous, gentle First Prince versus the spoiled, tearful, arrogant, sickly young master. Xu Gujin transmigrated into a book, becoming the youngest son of Chen's greatest general. He was a cannon-fodder character in a melodramatic novel. In the original story, because the cann
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In the 1970s, I Took a Supermarket to the Countryside 七零之我带着超市下乡
In the 1970s, I Took a Supermarket to the Countryside
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My Husband Gives Me Two Hundred Thousand Taels a Month 夫君每月给我二十万两
[Sweet Romance + Transmigrate Into a Book + Goofy Comedy + Redemption + Marriage Before Love] Gan Qiongying transmigrated into the body of a princess! Before she could even celebrate, she realized this world was the setting of a book she had read. And she was the wicked supporting character who committed countless evils and met a tragic end... The plot had reached the point where a princess of her stature was being forced to marry a merchant. Merchants ranked below scholars, farmers, and arti
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I Became the Dowager Empress Who Held the Court in Her Grip 我成了权倾朝野的太后
I Became the Empress Dowager Who Held the Court in Her Grasp
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I Healed the Demon Lord's Eyes, and He Said He Was Too Ashamed to Live 我治好魔尊的眼睛,他说没脸活了
A comic adaptation is now available on Hongguo. A bolt of lightning sends Ruan Shengsheng into a novel, where she’s promptly mistaken for a spy and brought before the Demon Lord. They say Demon Lord Jing Si’s eyes were gouged out by someone, leaving him hot-tempered and unpredictable. Ruan Shengsheng: “Hi~” Jing Si smiles bloodthirstily. “Who sent you? Tell the truth.” Ruan Shengsheng smiles falsely. “Why, I came on my own, of course.” “I don
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She Fights Fire with Fire, and the Entire Dating Show Begs for Mercy 她以暴制暴,恋综全都跪地求饶
[Super-sweet 1v1 + all kinds of craziness + absurd memes + long-planned romance + pure-love redemption] (The rating is low because this is a new book and Fanqie isn’t giving it much exposure. I’m terrible at writing blurbs, so just give it a try. Guaranteed laughs and tears.) Shi Yang had finally awakened to the truth: she was just a pawn in the world’s male-female drama, a sacrificial lamb for the “great” [dogshit] love between the two leads? Shi Yang went dark on the spot and threw a punch tha
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The Noble Consort Is a Double Agent 贵妃是双面间谍
The Noble Consort Is a Double Agent
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I Pretended to Be Poor for Three Years, and They Really Think I’m a Pushover 我装穷装了三年,他们真以为我是软柿子了
I Pretended to Be Poor for Three Years, and They Really Thought I Was an Easy Target
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Sixty Years Later, I Became My Mother-in-Law’s “Replacement” 六十年后,我成了婆婆的“替身”
Sixty Years Later, I Became My Mother-in-Law’s “Replacement”
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The Whole Class Can Hear My Inner Thoughts 全班都能听到我心声
[Female Lead Has No Romance, with a Male-Male Couple] As soon as Jiang Yan transferred to a private elite academy, a bootlicker of the fake heiress tried to bully her. Jiang Yan hit him with an instant knockout. [Tsk, tsk. That bootlicker may look respectable, but his tastes are seriously twisted. He actually likes...] Everyone in Class 12 of Year Two looked at him with complicated expressions. “I never thought you were that kind of person! What did cola ever do to you?” His face turned bright r
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Eight Million to Settle Twenty Years of Grudges 八百万买断二十年恩怨
Eight Million to Settle Twenty Years of Grudges
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Life After Retirement for a Max-Level Expert 满级大佬退休后的生活
Life After Retirement for a Max-Level Expert
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I Can’t Wait Any Longer, I’m About to Become a Mom 等不起了,我马上要当妈妈了
I Can’t Wait Any Longer, I’m About to Become a Mother
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Help! The Villain's Son Has an Attention-Seeking Mom 救命!反派儿子的亲妈是个显眼包
[Sweet Romance + Shameless Wish Fulfillment + Comedy + Adorable Kids] Overnight, Jiang Wanyan transmigrates into the role of the villain's biological mother and gets bound to a Redemption System. Her mission is to save the villain and keep him from going down the path of darkness. Jiang Wanyan thinks this is absolutely wonderful!!! So, she takes her villainous son to a film set to play a Japanese soldier, to work as an NPC in a haunted house at an amusement park, and even to a KTV to sing songs
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I Gather Last Sighs to Cling to Life and Live Forever 我靠收集临终叹息,苟命长生
I Gather the Sighs of the Dying to Cling to Life and Live Forever
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A Chance Encounter 撞出来缘分
Zhang Wenjun is an ordinary accountant. One morning, while riding his electric scooter to work, he collides with an older woman at the market intersection. To his surprise, she is his teacher’s mother. They reach an arrangement: while her foot heals, Zhang Wenjun will come to her home every weekend and care for her free of charge. At the time, his teacher is dating someone, who turns out to be Zhang’s best friend. All three keep the truth from one another. Only in the end do they learn that each
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Love Makes a Home 有爱才有家
Where There Is Love, There Is a Home
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The Wicked Farm Girl Is Busy Farming 农家恶女种田忙
Mo Xihe became a little farm girl in a frontier region so remote that even the birds had to pick the right season to poop. She'd barely arrived when her biased grandparents kicked her whole family out of the house with nothing on! She thought she'd been handed the standard script for a farming heroine: punish villains, deal with awful relatives, and protect her parents. But her parents were so capable that she had no room to shine. Fine! Make money, build a fortune, and reach a comfortable life!
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What a Train Wreck! The Actress Forced to Play a Role Has Completely Lost Her Image 翻车!被迫营业的艺人她人设全崩
Just a few months after joining the entertainment industry, Xin Zhu was hit on the head with a water bottle thrown by a hater. She passed out on the spot and was rushed to the hospital. She'd barely made any money, and now her life was in danger. Whoever wanted to be an entertainer could have the job. Just as Xin Zhu was about to pack her bags and quit the industry, she unexpectedly became a sensation thanks to her absurdly good luck?! Everyone else: “I can't find any clues.” Xin Zhu: “Isn't thi
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Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder in High-Risk Jobs 快穿之高危职业炮灰
Low traffic, a sketchy score, books that won't sell, and typing everything by hand every day. You don't like it, she doesn't read it. A million dazzling views are worth less than pounding garlic. In this flashy world, patience has died, readers have vanished, and updates are just homework. I can't write blurbs, the author suffers. I want to get drunk, while the heroine drops to her knees. No debut spotlight at all. Two rounds of book testing went down the drain. The title came out awkward, and
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My Superpower Makes People Instantly Need to Use the Bathroom 我的超能力是让人瞬间想上厕所
My superpower makes people suddenly need to use the bathroom
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Little Troublemaker from the Underworld: Devouring Gossip Across the Capital 地府来的小祸害,满京城吃大瓜
Qin Xiaosan is Lord Yama's darling little daughter and a notorious troublemaker in the Underworld. Because she is such a handful for her father, Lord Yama finally loses patience and tosses her into a book. Qin Xiaosan of the Pingyang Marquis's household is not only the top bully in the capital, but also its undisputed gossip queen. Putting scoundrels in their place and serving up face-slapping... Digging pits and leaving others to deal with them... The gossipy busybodies in the melon patch have
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The Qin Empress: The Tale of Mi Yue 大秦女帝:芈月传
“My name is Mi Yue. I am from Chu, and I became the queen dowager of Qin. In my life, I have killed people, loved people, been loved, and been hated. But if I could live it all over again, I would still choose this path. Because you are on it.” In a nutshell A hilarious, wish-fulfillment tale about an illegitimate princess of Chu sent to Qin as a gift. Starting as the lowliest “Ba Zi,” she rises all the way to become Qin’s Dowager Xuan. Armed with superpowers that let her read minds and glimpse
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The Comic Tale of Sun Wukong 孙悟空笑传
I am Sun Wukong. I sprang from a crack in a rock. I had no father or mother, and I survived as a child thanks to an old female monkey who found me. But I have three secrets: First, I can hear what everyone is thinking. Second, I can talk to any animal. Third, and most importantly, anything I boast about comes true as long as someone believes me. So my life motto is simple: boast whenever you can, put on a show whenever you can, and never go easy on a prank. On Flower-Fruit Mountain, I boasted th
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The Great Era: The Mystic Sect’s Military Strategist 大时代之玄门军师
In a nutshell: The wolves of Wall Street, the kingpins of Hong Kong, and the financial sharks of the mainland all thought he was a harmless little fox. Only after they lost everything, landed behind bars, and wished they were dead did they realize: this guy was an old celestial master in human skin. My name is Jiang Jianjun. On the surface, I’m a low-key financial analyst who returned from overseas, a small-time antique shop owner, and a traditional Chinese medicine doctor at a clinic. In realit
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Handsome Guys Have Good Luck 帅哥有好运
The day I got dumped and fired, a meteorite hit me. Lin Xiaoqiang was an unlucky office drone who couldn’t even get a seasoning packet with his instant noodles. His girlfriend of five years cheated on him with a rich second-generation heir, and his company kicked him out soon after. With nowhere else to turn, he climbed onto an unfinished building and leaped only to be hit squarely by a meteorite falling from the sky. When he woke up, the world had changed. His ex set him up and accused him of t
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My Name Is Zhu Chongba: A Bowl from the Start 我叫朱重八开局一个碗
Don’t let the title fool you: the story is even more ridiculous than it sounds. My name is Zhu Chongba, from Fengyang, Anhui. Occupations: cowherd, monk, beggar, rebel, emperor. Starting equipment: a chipped bowl. Completion reward: the whole world. When I was born, the whole room glowed red. Actually, the neighbor’s house was on fire, and my father had to pay him three chickens. When I was a monk, I rang the bell and came up with “The Tune That Wakes the Hungry.” The abbot said I had insight. I
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The Takeout Deliveryman Becomes an Emperor 外卖成大帝
He was a food delivery rider in an urban village, dumped, mocked, and ground into the dirt by fate. He gnawed on a cold meat bun in the rain, never knowing that a single time he had helped a stranger change a tire three years earlier was now barreling toward him in the form of five billion yuan. The Heavenly Dao Gratitude System awakened: the 3,021 acts of kindness you've shown over the past three years will be repaid with interest, in ways you could never have imagined. Overnight, he went from
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Jiang Ziya's Memoirs 姜子牙回忆录
In a nutshell: A hundred-year-old good-for-nothing who can't do anything right is forced by Heaven to appoint 365 gods, yet somehow fails to secure a divine title for himself. Still, he thinks it was worth it. In a little more detail: At seventy-two, Jiang Ziya went up the mountain to study the Dao, but after forty-three years he still hadn't learned a thing. After coming back down, the wind blew away the flour he was trying to sell, a wolf made off with the mutton he was selling, and his butch
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I Think I'm a Robot 我应该是机器人
Synopsis A long novel blending science fiction, suspense, and everyday comedy, it tells the story of Jiang Qihua, a former programmer who wakes up in a strange world to find seven beautiful women beside him, all claiming to be his “wives.” And that’s only the beginning of a string of absurd events. As the story unfolds, Jiang Qihua gradually discovers the truth: he is a copy of a human consciousness implanted in a robot body. His relationship with his seven robot wives, each with a distinct pers
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I’m Incomprehensible 我深不可测
A good-for-nothing office drone unexpectedly awakens the “Four Keeps” superpower: always leave yourself an out, hold back a little when you speak, keep a backup plan, and don't use up all your good fortune. He only wants to keep his head down and slack off, but the entire company mistakes him for a profound master. Thus begins his hilarious, forced rise to success. Li Buyi originally just wanted to keep being useless, but he discovers that the more he “holds back,” the more absurd things get: ·
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The Handbook of Political Intrigue 权谋手册
If you think this is a serious political-strategy novel, you’re in for a laugh. Li Wudi, a low-level programmer ground down by the 996 work culture, finds a copy of The Handbook of Political Maneuvering beside a trash can. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, only to discover that everything in the book is true, but every trick comes with a catch! He “notices the small signs and predicts the big picture,” foresees his company going under, and spends all night making a ten-page Pow
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What If I'm the Savior? 万一我是救世主
An ordinary wage slave who loves saying “what if” is told by a trash-can robot that he’s humanity’s savior. Then, while traveling through time and space, he meets twelve women with wildly different personalities, from modern-day overworked office drones to ancient beauties, from alien princesses to AI goddesses. Some want to save the world, some want to destroy it, and one just wants to ask Wang Dachui, “When are you finally going to pay me back?”
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Li Xiaoyao 李逍遥
My name is Li Xiaoyao. I’m a waiter at the Cloud Come and Go Inn in Yuhang Town, and my greatest dream in life is to make money while lying down. Then a drunken Taoist latched onto me, a fairy moved into my house, and a crazy girl started chasing me around and beating me up. That’s when I realized that fate, the bastard, had dug a huge pit for me long ago. After learning a few sword-flying techniques, I thought I was on my way to the top. But what happened? I escorted a girl home and got chased
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The Legacy of the Roots 根的传承
A literary record of four decades of grassroots reform in China From disputes over water and the allocation of land to mining safety reforms and financial innovation, this work depicts how reform took shape on the ground. It is not a grand narrative from official documents, but a close look at concrete problems: a well, a plot of land, a human life. Building a bridge between theory and reality Jiang Qihua says, “I have to read two books at once: one in the classroom, and one across the land of
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The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘
[Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co
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The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半,全家福星杀疯了
[The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax
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Langya of Qijun 齐郡琅琊
[Transmigration + rise to power + industrial superpower + Western Zhou + Qi + Jiang Ziya + close-knit siblings + meticulously researched historical wish fulfillment] A pair of modern genius siblings, both with PhDs, transmigrate into the fief of Jiang Ziya in the Western Zhou dynasty. The elder brother, Lin Minghe, has a doctorate in materials science and is an expert in metallurgy. His younger sister, Lin Qiw Wu, has a doctorate in medicine and has also studied biology. They wake up as the youn
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I Faked Illness by Coughing Up Blood, Yet Slaughtered a Hundred Thousand Xiongnu 我咳血装病,却杀穿了十万匈奴
Modern special forces soldier Lin Mo opens his eyes and finds himself the frail heir to the Lin family's marquis estate. His elder brothers have all died on the battlefield, the family is teetering on the brink, and countless wolves lurk in the shadows, eager to devour him, this "sickly weakling." "Keep up the act. You'd better make it convincing!" Lin Mo sneers. Coughing blood, he curses his enemies and their entire families in his head. By day, he can't even lift a chicken; at night, two cough
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The Good-for-Nothing’s Wild Cultivation Journey 废材老六的狂飙修仙路
(Updated punctually before 1 a.m. every day.) Lin Feng, the Qingyun Sect's outer disciple and its “good-for-nothing of ten thousand years,” is actually a Chaos Spirit-Devouring Physique! He appears to have an “ordinary root with no affinity,” but in truth he can devour spiritual energy, magical treasures, and cultivation arts and make them his own. He's a sharp-tongued schemer who spouts lines like “Who the hell do you think you are?” and “Look at you, you coward,” yet steps up to protect his ow
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In a High-Martial World, I Just Want to Eat, Wait, and Die 高武世界我只想混吃等死
Lin Ye is the useless legitimate grandson of Huaxia’s top Lin high-martial-arts conglomerate. Born with blocked meridians, he gets by through dodging bills and staging accidents, always grinning even when people curse him out. Even after awakening a Chaos Martial Meridian, he still refuses to apply himself. With the conglomerate in his hands, he stays clear of high-martial-arts affairs, becoming the most unconventional layabout big shot in the high-martial-arts world.
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