Funny Powers, Dirty Tricks, Invincibility, Shamelessness, and Beautiful Women Throwing Themselves at the Hero 搞笑能力+阴人+无敌+贱人+倒贴美女
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Reborn as a Seventy-Year-Old Farmer, I Rejuvenate by Giving Gifts 穿成七旬老农,我靠赠礼返老还童
What does it feel like to awaken a System at the age of 79? Li Chengfeng will tell you: give a widow some eggs and get five years of life in return; give the village belle some hair oil and get a hundred taels of silver. People can gossip all they like. Once I've won over every beauty in the village, the town, and the entire country, then they can talk.
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The Tyrant Blade 霸道狂刀
In the world of ancient martial arts, the strong rule supreme. There are martial arts tournaments and duels atop Mount Hua. Only five years old, Shen Jinghong hides in a secret compartment in the ancestral hall. Through a narrow crack, he watches as his family is slaughtered! His father, Shen Canghai, is struck down, his Cloudbreaker Saber shattered and his chest pierced through. His mother's body crumples to the ground, and blood splashes across a pillar in the ancestral hall... From that mome
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Immortal Martial Emperor 仙武帝尊
Nine thousand years ago, the Immortal Martial Emperor led a million divine generals into the ancient primordial wilderness. Not one of them returned, and only a wisp of true fire remained in the world. Nine thousand years later, Ye Chen, a discarded disciple, was driven from his sect and left with nowhere to go. By a twist of fate, he came into possession of the true fire and set foot on the path of immortal martial cultivation once more. This is a world where gods, demons, immortals, and Buddha
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High Martial: From the Start, I Awakened S-Rank Indestructible Diamond Body 高武:开局觉醒S级金刚不坏
(Four chapters every day. An explosive, cathartic power fantasy!) A nuclear war ushers humanity into an age of evolution! The higher your bloodline rank, the stronger you are! From the start, the young Mo Tian awakens an S-rank Indestructible Vajra Bloodline, becomes a hulking mass of muscle, and kills his way forward! You want to talk reason? Fine. If you refuse to listen, I’ll beat you to a pulp! The Indestructible Vajra Bloodline’s first ancestral awakening… The second ancestral awakening… Th
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War God: Wolf Soul 战神狼魂
A new book is out. Please check it out: When Ye Yunfan was five, he was kidnapped by human traffickers. Luckily, his master rescued him, kept him by his side, and taught him medicine and martial arts. Ten years later, he enlisted in the army. At eighteen, he was sent to the northern frontier, where he fought his way through one challenge after another. A few years later, he led a special unit renowned around the world, the Wolf Soul. He earned the title of Wolf Emperor, with four Wolf Kings unde
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The Desolate Seafloor 绝望海底
[Entertainment + Singing + Sickly Hero + Healing + Tearjerker + Positive Energy + Redemption] Bai Chen transmigrates to a parallel world, only to discover that he has cancer and needs a huge sum of money for treatment. A singing contest hosted by pdd is underway, drawing a massive audience and offering a huge cash prize! So Bai Chen joins to earn money for his medical bills. In the preliminaries, Bai Chen sings “Under the Sea,” and the entire livestream falls silent, lost in thought. In the knoc
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Frontier Warrior King: I Subdue the Immortal Realm with Military Law 戍边兵王:我以军法镇仙界
Frontier Soldier King: I Use Military Law to Subdue the Immortal Realm
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I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命,请让我从容赴死
From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While
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Intrigue Within the Palace Walls 宫墙内博弈
Power Struggles Within the Palace Walls
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Life with the Goddess: I Feel Like I've Seen You Somewhere Before 女神同居往事,我好像在哪见过你
Li Huangxuan was a recent college graduate, stuck in a miserable nine-to-five job and always broke. Like every young person just starting out, he felt lost and uncertain about the future. He longed for a love that would leave a lasting mark. He had a crush on his coworker, Xu Wanqing, but was too timid to approach her. Then one day, his roommate moved out, and a goddess named Lin Ximeng moved in next door, turning his life upside down. A month of living together gradually drew the two of them cl
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Reborn as a Hero of the War Against Japan 重生之抗日英雄
Reborn as a Hero of the War Against Japan
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My Senior Brother Is Too Strong 我的师兄太强了
Original title: My Senior Brother Is Too Strong The eldest senior brother is diligent and tireless, while the second senior brother likes to sneak off and take it easy. The eldest senior brother is hailed as a genius, while the second is the disgrace of the sect. Until one day, the junior sister discovers that the second senior brother is pretty amazing too... This blurb does it no justice. Read the story for yourself...
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Transmigrated as an Ancient Chinese Special Forces Soldier with a Sword 穿越之古代「利剑」特种兵
A Special Forces Soldier with a Sword Transmigrates to Ancient Times
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Eternal Gate 永恒之门
The gods and demons wage war, the myriad worlds collapse, and only the Eternal Immortal Realm endures. After countless ages, a battle god named Zhao Yun gathers the essence of heaven and earth and reforges the primordial universe. From the depths of the underworld, he fights his way to the Eternal Immortal Realm and, in the name of the divine, rules over the myriad paths. From then on, his words become legend.
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A Thousand Years of Sign-In in the Underworld, Then Reincarnating Makes the Empress Cry 地府签到千年,投胎气哭女帝
After Li Heng died, his soul entered the underworld. He thought he would be reincarnated, but instead he unlocked a sign-in System in the Hall of the King of Hell. And so he became a lowly underworld officer who swept floors, wandering through every corner of the underworld. “Ding! You signed in at the Hall of the King of Hell and received the King of Hell's Sword!” “Ding! You signed in on the Eighteenth Level of Hell and received the Primordial Demon God Spear!” “Ding! You signed in at the Hall
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Reborn to a Bright Future 重生后前程似锦
A Bright Future After Being Reborn
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Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强
[Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world!
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Please Stop Having More Kids, or Everyone Across the Worlds Will Share Your Surname 快别让他生了,万界都一个姓咯
In the world of immortal cultivation, only immortal families endure through the ages. The Immortal Realm has countless billions of people, and half of them belong to the Zhang family. Zhang Ran arrives in the world of immortal cultivation with terrible talent, but unexpectedly obtains a Childbearing System. As long as she keeps having children, her lifespan and cultivation will continue to increase. The stronger her children are, the greater the boost. Meanwhile, under Zhang Ran’s careful stewar
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I Saved the Whole Village, but Couldn’t Protect My Brother 我救了全村,却没有保护好兄弟
I Saved the Whole Village, but Failed to Protect My Brother
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Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲,系统急了
[Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea
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Even Scumbags Get Their Day in the Sun: I Somehow Became Everyone’s Dream Man 渣男也有春天:我竟成了万人迷
[Traditional fantasy + feel-good power fantasy + no System + golden finger + passionate and invincible] “Scumbag” Xiaoqiang (Xia Yi) caused a huge fire while flirting with a girl. He transmigrated into the womb of a pregnant woman, and after he was born, he was struck by heavenly tribulation and hunted down before embarking on the path of immortal cultivation! The story is gripping and exciting from the very beginning, with plenty of laughs and satisfying moments. Definitely worth a read!
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Wu Song Teases Pan Jinlian 武松戏耍潘金莲
Wu Song Teases Pan Jinlian
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You're a Sword Immortal, and You're Not Just Strong, You're Ridiculously Handsome! 你这剑仙,强的同时又过分帅气!
[Class Change for Everyone + Passionate Battles + Ridiculous Comedy + Multiple Classes + Leveling Up + Defend Our Homeland + An Absurdly Handsome Protagonist] After transmigrating to a world where everyone changes class, Lu Sheng discovers that his quest panel often glitches, assigning him all sorts of bizarre missions. By completing them, he keeps earning Charm rewards and becomes the handsomest guy in school. At the pep rally held a hundred days before the college entrance exams, Qiu He, the s
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I Shock the Empress from the Start 我开局震惊了女帝
Ning Tian arrives in the Tianxuan World and opens his eyes to find himself in a woman's bedroom? Wait, what's going on? He's a good-for-nothing, yet the stunningly beautiful Empress is going to marry him tonight?! Incredible! The System is activated! He can earn rewards by shocking people?! From the start, he shocks the Empress, takes the first step toward a major life event, and leaves the entire world stunned! Ning Tian looks at the countless prodigies and holy sons. “Seriously... I just c
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Super Black Pot System 超级黑锅系统
After transmigrating to another world, Lin Hao finds a miraculous System in his mind that lets him exchange points for an unlimited number of treasures. The catch is that this System is a real pain, forcing him to complete fake missions over and over to earn points for the treasures. To uphold justice and protect the girls he loves, Lin Hao begins by pretending to be a thief who steals women’s undergarments, setting off on a hero’s journey unlike any other!
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Awake After Ten Thousand Years, I Won Over a Nine-Tailed Fox with a Jug of Wine 醉醒一万年,我凭一壶酒收了九尾狐
I Woke Up Sober After Ten Thousand Years and Won a Nine-Tailed Fox with a Jug of Wine
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Livestreaming Pranks with the Campus Belle, Leaving the Whole Internet Clenching Their Teeth 直播带校花整蛊,全网后槽牙咬碎
[Comedy + livestreaming + System + campus belle + total sucker + shameless + Satan tattoo on his back] He Xiaobai transmigrates into another world and activates the Resentment System. Make people resent him, and he earns Resentment Points that can be exchanged for all kinds of prize bundles. To earn even more Resentment Points, He Xiaobai rides the livestreaming wave. On his streams: While everyone else is doing military training, he pairs a beautiful girl with a watermelon; While everyone else
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I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星,搞点副业很合理吧?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800
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Awake After Ten Thousand Years, I Rebuilt My Sect with a Jug of Wine 醉醒一万年,我凭一壶酒重建宗门
I Woke Up Sober After Ten Thousand Years and Rebuilt a Sect with a Jug of Wine
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Invincible Thanks to the Empress's Generosity 无敌从吃女帝软饭开始
[Female Emperor] [Emotional Gut Punch] [Comedy] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Ning Qijue has spent nearly twenty years in the Divine Mystic Continent since transmigrating there. Not only did he fail to get the golden finger every transmigrator is supposed to have, but his talent and aptitude are also utterly ordinary. After a string of setbacks, he finally managed to join the Heavenly Sword Sect, where he became a lowly odd-job disciple. Unfortunately, Fate had other plans. As an odd-job disciple, h
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A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备,这个系统太好了
[Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful
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Strengthening My Descendants: My Heirs Are Everywhere in the Cultivation World 强化子嗣:我后代遍布修仙界
Maternal host detected... 1. You may spend 10 years of your lifespan to strengthen your offspring and conceive a child with an exceptional spiritual root. 2. You may spend 50 years of your lifespan to strengthen your offspring and conceive a child with an Earth spiritual root. 3. You may spend 250 years of your lifespan to strengthen your offspring and conceive a child with a Heaven spiritual root. 4. You may spend 1,000 years of your lifespan to strengthen your offspring and conceive a child wi
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Flower Shepherd 花牧
[Defy Fate] [Twelve Saintesses] [Dual Cultivation] [Cauldron] [Xuanhuan] With only three years left to live, a quiet young man awakens the legacy of the Flower God. To survive, he must gather twelve flower spirits. To become a god, he must marry the saintesses of the twelve domains. The First Saintess, Luo Shen Yelan, plants a flower-spirit curse inside him, intending to seize his body. “Your life is mine to command.” Hua Mu says nothing. He crushes powerful foes at every turn, fighting his way
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The Emperor of Life and Death 生死帝尊
A bolt of heavenly lightning went astray, and Fang Yue, a stubborn holdout, died in the street. After extorting compensation from the Celestial Court, he was reincarnated. Watch how the great demon king Fang Yue stirs up the world and turns everything upside down.
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Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记
A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug
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Conquering the World with a Brick in Hand 手拿板砖打天下
A thrilling crime saga about taking down the underworld. Wang Lindong, a middle school dropout and oddball who fights with specially made bricks, becomes even more formidable after intensive training, striking harder and more ruthlessly than ever. One phone call sets him on the path from evil to good. You say I’ve killed countless people? But every one of them deserved to die. You say my heart is stone? I’m only like that with my enemies. You say I don’t love my country? But I wiped out the Japa
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Mortal Bones 凡骨
The world’s spiritual bones are divided into four grades. First grade, Heavenly Spiritual Bone. Second grade, Golden Spiritual Bone. Third grade, Profound Spiritual Bone. Fourth grade, White Spiritual Bone. All the rest are mortal bones, with no chance of cultivating. Xu Taiping, born with mortal bones, swears to prove to the cultivation world that mortal bones can slay demons, mortal bones can vanquish devils, and mortal bones can ascend to immortality!
630.7kReads9.3Score93kShelves
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Fake Eunuch: I Am the Ming Dynasty's Ninth-Thousand-Year Lord 假太监:我乃大明九千岁
[Mythic Great Ming] [Alternate History] [High Martial] [Great Ming] [No System] Yang Fan transmigrates to the Great Ming Dynasty and becomes a lowly eunuch, witnessing with his own eyes the grand, turbulent age of humanity! A dynasty that has endured for millennia, immortal aristocratic families, heroes of the martial world, mighty commoners, and dragons and serpents rising together! If that's how it is, then I, Yang Fan, will become the greatest man under heaven! I'll shatter the clouds and bec
134.8kReads9.2Score13.1kShelves
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Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子,靠收破烂成亿万富豪
A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared
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I Have a Sword 我有一剑
I wield a sword. Once it's drawn, nothing can stand against it!
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Supreme Among the Heavens 诸天至尊
The ten hells cannot bind my soul. The boundless starry sky cannot outshine my eyes. The endless earth cannot bear my footsteps. The gods and demons of the heavens cannot withstand my wrath! I will make heaven and earth bow down. I will bring the cycle of reincarnation to an end!
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I Went to Cultivate Immortality After Failing the College Entrance Exam 我,高考落榜后去修仙
After failing the college entrance exams, Lin En awakened a Tycoon Cultivation System. “Ding! The System has issued a task: Host, break through to the Nascent Soul Realm within five minutes!” “Task failure penalty: 999 Nine-Turn Divine Soul Pills and one Immortal's Training Ground!” Lin En figured he could only grit his teeth and accept the penalty for failing this task! “Ding! The System has issued another task: Break through to the Nascent Soul Realm within ten minutes! Failure will result in
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The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神?请叫我南无加特林菩萨!
(Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens
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The Stars and Moon Are Not Yet Full 星月未央
This story is inspired by real life. Only the characters' names have been changed. I write with care, just hoping to bring readers a smile! Please be kind and leave feedback if there's room for improvement! And I hope you'll give it lots of likes!
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The First-Rank Houseboy 一等家丁
Have you ever seen a servant more arrogant than a noble? More overbearing than a spoiled young master? More domineering than an emperor? A servant who flirts with his own young mistress? A servant surrounded by breathtaking beauties? Xu Feng is a modern man who has always been captivated by romance, wine, and women. But after an accident leaves him reborn in another world, he makes his way as a household servant, bullying spoiled young masters, taking on nobles, and killing powerful foes. He tea
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My Right Eye is a God-Tier Computer 我的右眼是神级计算机
I am the super artificial intelligence in your eyes. You humans call an IQ of 85 stupid and an IQ of 135 smart, but you will never understand what an IQ of 125,000 means! From now on, I will be your right-hand man!
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The First God of Ten Thousand Ages 万古第一神
[This Year's Hottest Xuanhuan Power Fantasy] Li Tianming could laugh himself awake just thinking about it. His pets were all legendary Primordial Chaos Behemoths. His family's chicken was the “Eternal Inferno Phoenix,” which fed on the sun. His black cat was the “Primordial Chaos Thunder Demon,” which refined the Myriad Worlds with thunder. Even the cockroach in his home was the “Myriad Worlds Immortal Beast,” with a trillion undying clones... From then on, he commanded ten Primordial Chaos Behe
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My Master Is Fierce as Hell 我家师父超凶哒
Lu Chen has five masters. The eldest master is the lord of a realm, unrivaled throughout history. The second master is the ruler of a sacred land, with peerless cultivation. The third master is an empress of the ages, renowned throughout the world. The fourth master is the supreme ruler of the alchemy world, celebrated everywhere. The fifth master is an imperial master of weapon forging, brilliant and talented. All five masters are stunningly beautiful, with looks that could make fish sink and g
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Cultivating Immortality as an Outer-Door Servant 从外门杂役开始修仙
[Mortal's Journey + No System + No Golden Finger + No Female Lead + Not Invincible + Not a Wish-Fulfillment Story + Fast-Paced + Decisive and Ruthless] A young man from the modern world accidentally transmigrated and stumbled into the path of immortality, struggling onward in his quest to become an immortal. The road to immortality was harder than ascending to heaven. Faced with countless dangers, his resolve to seek the Dao remained as solid as stone. Fang Qing transmigrated here and started ou
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Humanity Awakens: Dancing on the Edge of Death 全球觉醒,死亡边缘反复横跳
Global Awakening + One Female Lead + Invincible + Lays Low Early On + Ruthless Later The author is currently a college freshman with plenty of free time. It's time to start pursuing the dreams I had back in middle and high school. We all read novels, and maybe deep down, we've all dreamed of writing one. If you have a dream, keep it buried in your heart. One day you'll remember it, and one day it'll come true. P.S. Novels are meant to make everyone happy, so I hope you enjoy reading. But I proba
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