Funny Powers, Dirty Tricks, Invincibility, Shamelessness, and Beautiful Women Throwing Themselves at the Hero 搞笑能力+阴人+无敌+贱人+倒贴美女
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Urban: Ten Years of Cultivation, and I’m Unrivaled the Moment I Descend the Mountain 都市:修仙十年,下山即无敌
The new book has built up a backlog of chapters and can be found on the author's homepage. It tells the story of the hundred thousand years after this book. [Expert Descends the Mountain + Invincible Cultivation + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Decisive Killing + Multiple Realms] The Great Dao is flawed, and spiritual energy has withered. A mighty cultivator who had survived the tribulation traveled the world. By chance, he discovered a peerless prodigy born with a spiritual physique, forcibly took
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Shallow and Scummy, I Take the Entertainment Industry by Storm and Win Over Every Star 主打一个肤浅渣穿娱乐圈通杀明星
My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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That Night, She Made Me Remember Her for a Lifetime 那一夜,她让我记一辈子
That night, she made me remember her for the rest of my life
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Outlaw: This Criminal Doesn’t Spare Even Ghosts 法外狂徒:这个罪犯连鬼也不放过
In an age when the supernatural is returning, vicious ghosts are appearing all over the city. Just out of prison, Chu Bei looks serious. “Officer, does the country allow me to commit crimes against ghosts?” The Life-Taking Ghost: “Spirit Management Bureau? I'd like to report a crime. Someone stole my kidneys. Yes, both of them are gone.” The Ghost Vendor: “Is there any justice in this world? I'm just a watermelon seller, and he asked me if my melons were ripe!” The Zombie King from some mass gra
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Call Me the Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人
After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became
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Apocalypse: Stockpiling a Billion in Supplies from Day One 末世:开局先囤十亿物资
[Apocalypse + Rebirth + Spatial Ability + Stockpiling Supplies + Ruthless, No Saintly Savior + Building a Faction] “Mr. Chen, your one hundred family buckets of fried chicken have arrived.” “Mr. Chen, your one hundred roast ducks have arrived.” “Boss Chen, your ten thousand tons of pork have arrived.” Chen Luo, known as the Void King, relied on his unmatched ability to lie low until every survivor had died. In the whole world, only monsters remained; there were no humans left. With nothing left
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The Love Confession That Night Was Meant for My Father-in-Law 那晚情话,全说给老丈人听了
Those Sweet Words That Night Were All Meant for My Father-in-Law
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Villainous Son, Get Down on Your Knees. Mom Needs a Favor 反派儿子你跪下,妈求你点事
[Short drama now available] (Doting father-type son x rebellious mother x no-brainer power fantasy x sweet romance x fantasy) In the great age of transmigrating into books, Su Miao transmigrates too. Other people become someone's unattainable first love, a wealthy heiress, or, at worst, a discarded wife. Su Miao is different: She transmigrates as the villain's real mother. She wants to smoke and drink, but the villain won't allow it. She wants fried chicken and milk tea, but the villain frow
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I Was Just Keeping My Sister Company at School, Then I Accidentally Became Invincible 给妹妹陪读的我,不小心无敌了
[Superpowers] + [School Life] + [Passionate] + [Defend the Homeland] + [Aloof Protagonist Who Dotes on His Little Sister] In his previous life, Zhong Yuan watched helplessly as his sister fought desperately against monsters, only to meet her tragic end. When he opened his eyes again, a mysterious golden coffin had sent him back four years and given him a special ability: a 100% success rate when absorbing the abilities of other races, with the potential to reach the highest level. Four years ago
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She Stands Exposed to the World, While You Shield Her from It 她露天下,你遮人间
She bares herself to the world; you shield her from it
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Singing for a Living in a World of Immortals 我在修仙世界卖唱讨生活
I sang “Tears Behind Bars” in the prison cell and “Ten Kneels for Father and Mother” for the demon lord. Don't think I'm all that impressive. I'm just trying to stay alive. I've been kind my whole life and never done a single bad thing, yet none of life's hardships have spared me. The world is a fine place, but I won't be coming back in my next life. A kind young man had hoped to spend an ordinary life singing for a living. But after being deceived and betrayed time and again, he was led down a
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She's My Underling and My Wife 她是我小弟,也是我老婆
She's My Little Brother, and Also My Wife
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Provoke Me, and I'll Make You Go Bald 挑衅我,反手让你变秃头
[System + Choices + Comedy + Passion + Cunning + Female Lead (Take a Guess)] In his previous life, Feng Yu was known as the “Little Prince of Getting Beaten Up” and the “Long-Distance Running Champion.” After being reborn, he kept making choices with the help of the System, pulling one outrageous stunt after another that would have any mom reaching for a slipper. He kept pushing his luck at the edge of getting beaten up. This time, he wasn’t going to settle for less! The protagonist starts with
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Worlds Collide, and Everyone Around Me Is a Main Character 世界乱入,我身边竟然都是主角
Gu Beicheng transmigrates into this world with a Choice System, only to have the campus belle force him to be her boyfriend in front of everyone? Wait, this world is actually a magical one where countless universes have merged!!! The campus belle’s bodyguard beats up a King of Soldiers, a Dragon King, and a War God, then gets into a fight with superpowered beasts? The King of Soldiers hammers the Dragon King, then turns around and brawls with a Nether Demon? The War God returns with a hundred th
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Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签?贫道替你逆天改命!
[Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a
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After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me Like an Enemy 认错人后,暴君把我当仇人宠
After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me as His Enemy
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The God of War Says We Should Switch Wives 战神说换个老婆
The God of War Said to Get a New Wife
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Villain: Madam, Don't Get the Wrong Idea, I'm a Decent Man! 反派:夫人别误会我是正经人!
After transmigrating to the world of immortal cultivation, I seem to have become a Villain. My senior sister wants to break off our engagement. Other people have a golden finger, and some have an old master living in a ring. Why can't someone with no talent like me awaken a System? Cao Mengde: I've been transmigrated for so long, so why don't I have a System? Why does this feel like someone's pulling the strings? Murong Xia: My disciple keeps going on about Systems, so I'll just make one for you
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I Tread the Nine Heavens: Teasing the Forbidden Land's Holy Maiden 我踏九天:调侃禁地圣女
[Passionate high fantasy + transmigration and rebirth + System + comedy + invincible power fantasy + scheming protagonist + decisive and ruthless + swordsmanship] A young man should aspire to reach the clouds and honor the proud spirit he was born with. Ling Yun transmigrates from the modern world into the cultivation world as a cultivator of the Floating Cloud Sect. His memories from both lives merge, and he awakens the Chivalry System. Hoping to return to Earth one day, and to survive on a con
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I Really Am a Law-Abiding Citizen 我真的是守法公民
Twelve years ago, star gates descended from the sky and appeared all over the world. People discovered all kinds of worlds beyond the gates. Thanks to the special game items and technology brought back from them, human technology underwent a massive leap forward. On Block 26, Street 78, Chen Bin, dressed in a fitted black trench coat and a vintage gray tweed English cap, held an AK-47 in one hand. He looked seriously at Old Chicken and said in a low voice, “We are law-abiding citizens. We must n
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Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 剑尊别追了
Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me
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I Turned the Horror World Into a Raising Game! 我把惊悚世界玩成养成游戏!
A mysterious force descended upon Earth, giving rise to another world of terror. Everyone was forcibly sent into the world of horror games on their eighteenth birthday. While everyone else was immersed in fear, struggling to survive in the cracks between life and death, Qin Nuo discovered that he could earn System rewards by influencing the ghosts’ emotions. And every time he completed a dungeon, he could establish his own business in the world of horror. So he became a food runner at the Yin Sp
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The Secret of God 神之秘
[Classic Fantasy, Revenge and Retribution, Explosive Action, Swordsmanship, Highly Recommended] A young man should aspire to reach the clouds, and never betray the proud spirit he was born with. Watch me, Ye Feng, battle the injustice of this turbulent world, prove the myriad Dao across all the heavens, pierce the firmament with a single sword, and tear open the secrets of the gods.
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The Hired Other Woman 雇来的第三者
The Hired Third Wheel
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What’s So Shocking About Tearing a Giant Dragon Apart with My Bare Hands? 手撕个巨龙有什么好大惊小怪的
System, beast taming, funny everyday life, and acting cool is as natural as breathing. [System alert: As an elegant outlaw, please wear a suit!] I can understand if my summoned spirit is weak. After all, this is a good-for-nothing protagonist’s story from the start. But I just can’t accept that the System doesn’t even make my summoned spirit stronger! Since you’re all this ridiculous, I’ll just have to tear dragons apart with my bare hands and kick my way through the abyss! When Yang Tong become
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My Neighbor Cusses Me Out Every Day 隔壁邻居每天都在骂我
My Neighbor Keeps Cursing Me Every Day
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I'm a Ruthless Bandit, and I'm Making a Fortune! 悍匪型老六,我赚麻了!
[Wacky + Hilarious + Cultivation + Secret Realms + System + Sword Sales] This book is also known as “Spell Cultivator? Martial Cultivator? I'm a Goofball Cultivator!”, “Sorry, Being a Goofball Really Can Make You Stronger,” “I'm the Only One in the World Who Can Practice Dual Cultivation,” and “From the Start, I Left My Chinese Teacher Stunned.” One day, he transmigrates to his high school years in a parallel world, becoming the dunce in a spell-cultivator class and awakening a Wisecrack System
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He Waited Ten Years for That Slap 那一巴掌,他等了十年
He waited ten years for that slap
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After That Night, I Became the Cultivation World's Public Enemy 那一夜之后,我成了修仙界公敌
After That Night, I Became the Public Enemy of the Cultivation World
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Career Sequence: I’m Not a Murderer 职业序列:我不是杀人犯
(Brand-new sequence + one female lead + no mindless wish fulfillment + a passionate streak + faux mind-bending mystery + a touch of humor + a wonderfully eccentric cast + cozy everyday life…) “Silence in the examination hall! All candidates are forbidden to make a racket!” “According to Article 232 of the Criminal Law of our country: murderers pay with their lives!” “I may be a nobody, just a road-marking worker, but my lines mark the boundary. Cross it, and you die.” “This is the human worl
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You're Poor. What Does That Have to Do with Me? 你穷,关我屁事
You’re broke. What’s that got to do with me?
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On Our Wedding Night, the Bride Urged Me to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend 大婚之夜,新娘催我去追前女友
On Our Wedding Night, the Bride Told Me to Go After My Ex-Girlfriend
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I Work as a Scrub Attendant at the Hehuan Sect 我在合欢宗做搓澡工
Wu Qianwen used to work at a high-end spa in his previous life, and his skills were second to none. Then he woke up in a female-dominated cultivation world and landed right in the Hehuan Sect. He had the lowest status imaginable: a ninth-grade crippled spirit root and a little furnace anyone could bully. In this sect, he was basically disposable, and probably wouldn't survive three episodes. But his System had come online: a Pure Yang Sacred Body, a Hundred Battles Sacred Body, and the exceptio
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The Prankster Wreaks Havoc in the Cultivation World 整蛊专家祸害修仙界
[Face-Slapping + Pranks + Wild Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + System Cultivation] Others endure lightning tribulations when they cross a heavenly trial; he’s afraid the System will make him drink “Sissy Potion.” Others seclude themselves to break through; he squats in the alchemy room brewing “Supercharged Fart.” No spiritual roots? No problem, just eat laxatives as pills. No powerful backers? Don’t worry, prank the Immortal Venerable and make him your patron. He pranks the white-robed sainte
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After a Hundred Thousand Years of Qi Refining, I’m Already Invincible 炼气十万年,我已经无敌
[Ten Thousand Years at the Qi Refining Realm + Invincible]+ [Reviving His Sect in the Lower Realm]+ [Taking Disciples]+ [Defeating Every Villainous Sect]+ [Slaying Demons and Exorcising Evil]+ [Free Travel Between the Human, Immortal, and Demon Realms, as well as the Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth Timespaces]+ [Protagonist's Halo]+ [An Incredibly Satisfying Power Fantasy] Zuo Xiaoyu had spent a hundred thousand years in the Immortal Realm, stuck at the Qi Refining Realm. One day, he discover
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Three Lives, Three Worlds: Bewitching Control, Girl Across the Way, Look Over Here 三生三世:魅控,对面女孩看过来
Title: The Crippled System: Reborn in 1998, the Girl Across the Way, Look This Way Reborn in the summer of 1998. The streets are full of bell-bottoms, the TV is playing The Legend of the White Snake, pagers keep beeping, and even the air smells of popsicles and soda. Best of all, there's a ponytailed girl in the dorm across the way who leans on the windowsill doing her homework every day. This time around, I won't get into business wars or chase overnight riches. I just want to live a peacef
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后,这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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High Martial: The System Says I've Got a Tiny Little Problem! 高武:系统说我有亿点大病!
[Revenge + Passionate + Ensemble Cast + Lighthearted + Unconventional Thinking] Zu’an had a System. The System told him to punish evil and uphold justice. He shut it off. “I’m not exactly a good person.” In 3124, disaster struck Spring City. The entire city was a playground for monsters and cultists. He survived thanks to the System. And thanks to the System’s cursor, he uncovered the deeply hidden truth behind the disaster. The next day, he was locked up in a psychiatric hospital.
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Bound to an Ancestor, I Make a Fortune in the Modern World 绑定老祖宗,我在现代疯狂暴富
[Rewriting history from the moral high ground + cause and effect + unwavering devotion] She loved Gu Sinan for five thousand years. But her ancestor, Gu Mingze, erased all her memories! Fate took an unexpected turn. In a new world, she fell in love all over again with the cool, calculating Gu Sinan... Though Gu Shengwan was born unlucky and ill-fated in this new world, with little affection from her family and misfortune at every turn, she spent half her life struggling under a cloud of despa
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Horror Survival Game: My Skills Are So Shameless, What's Wrong with Being a Little More Annoying? 惊悚国运:技能太骚,贱亿点咋了
[Apocalyptic horror game + no goody-two-shoes protagonist + twisted and wicked + instances + underworld skills + godhood + leveling up] Also known as A Single Hand Changed the Horror World’s Style: Was It Because I Pulled Too Many Crazy Stunts? (Rough synopsis) In the horror game, he rescues a fox demon wife from a ghost wedding, treats a white-stockinged female zombie during a challenge, and performs surgery on a mature female ghost in a haunted city. In the real world, he helps his enemy’s fia
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The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀
The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri
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I Can See Martial Arts Realms 我能看见武道境界
I Can See Martial Arts Realms
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The Abandoned Disciple's Old Pact 仙门弃徒的旧约
The Old Pact of the Abandoned Disciple of the Immortal Sect
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A Laid-Back Golden Core, Refusing to Ascend 摆烂金丹,拒绝飞升
A Laid-Back Golden Core Cultivator Refuses to Ascend
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Sect Master, You're So Bad 宗主大人你好坏
My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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Beneath the Boundless Skies 苍茫之下
Under the Vast Sky is a long-form realist novel depicting life in local government and how ordinary people survive in the game of power struggles. Beneath the vast sky, everyone is a low-ranking official. Caught in the middle, they face pressure from above, turmoil below, and entanglements of human relationships on every side. With no powerful patron to rely on and no shortcuts to take, they can only endure to make their way and act cautiously to protect themselves. They struggle to survive in t
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The Wilderness Hunting King 荒年猎王
A new work is out! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy them. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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Reverse Sales: Whatever I Buy, the Seller Loses Money 反向带货:我买啥,商家赔哭
Reverse Product Promotion: Whatever I Buy, the Sellers Lose Money
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The Braised Pork Was Especially Salty That Day 《那天的红烧肉特别咸》
The Braised Pork Was Especially Salty That Day
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It Burned at 1,200 Degrees in the Crematorium, Yet It Kept Walking 《火化炉里烧了一千二百度,它还在走》
It’s Been Burning at 1,200 Degrees in the Cremation Furnace, but It’s Still Walking
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