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  1. 251 Hellish Start: Reborn with a Red-String AI Assassin, I Transform the Three Realms 开局地狱重生红绳AI刺客带我爆改三界 37k WordsCompleted From the Start in Hell: Reborn with a Red-Rope AI Assassin, I’ll Remake the Three Realms —Reads—Score—Shelves
  2. 252 The Witch Maiden Bound by Red Threads: Reborn to Rule the World 红丝缚魂巫女贞:重生归来掌乾坤 Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted The Red-Thread-Bound Soul Witch Maiden Zhen: Reborn to Rule Heaven and Earth —Reads—Score—Shelves
  3. 253 The Green Tea First Love Stole My Fiance, So I Tempted a Dominant CEO into Falling for Me. What a Steal! 绿茶白月光抢我未婚夫,我诱霸道总裁爱上我血赚了! 27k WordsCompleted The Green Tea White Moonlight Stole My Fiancé, So I Made the Domineering CEO Fall for Me. What a Steal! 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  4. 254 The Green Tea Girl Stole My Husband, So I Lured the Crown Prince, a Younger Man. What a Win! 绿茶抢我夫君,我诱太子年下弟弟,赚了赚了赚翻了! 15k WordsCompleted The Green Tea Stole My Husband, So I Seduced the Younger Crown Prince. What a Win, What a Windfall! 85Reads—Score—Shelves
  5. 255 The Marquis’s Manor’s Little Comedy Queen: Prince Ninth, Catch This Punchline 侯府脱口秀小千金:九王爷请接梗 Ancient Romance17k WordsCompleted The Marquis's Mansion's Little Comedienne: Prince Ninth, Catch This Punchline 6Reads—Score—Shelves
  6. 256 She Spent the Family Fortune: The Capitalist Heiress Married a Young Officer 掏空家底,资本家大小姐嫁军少 Modern Romance3.5M WordsOngoing [Rebirth + military marriage + pocket dimension + a capitalist heiress who looks bright and lovely but is proud at heart, paired with a disciplined officer with incredible stamina and an eight-pack] In her previous life, Shen Zhitang was set up by her scumbag father and stepmother, who tricked her into marrying the powerful and influential Gao Jianren. When disaster struck, her father’s family used the Gao family’s connections to sneak off to Hong Kong, enjoying a life of luxury with the Shen fa 21.6kReads8.5Score1.7kShelves
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  7. 257 Silly Fairy, Slow Down! 沙雕仙子跑慢点 Ancient Romance383k WordsCompleted Zhu Zhu had just finished her college entrance exams when a bolt of lightning struck her and sent her to the world of cultivation. Staring at the ships and people flying all over the sky, Zhu Zhu’s eyes widened. Why did Heaven have to treat her this way? Couldn’t it have struck her sooner? Zhu Zhu sat on the ground and wailed. Her cries nearly made the person standing on a flying sword fall off. Thinking of her parents, who had pushed her to study since childhood, Zhu Zhu cried even harder. Her 757Reads8.4Score107Shelves
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  8. 258 After They Heard Her Thoughts, the Real Princess Became Famous 被读心后,真公主火了 Ancient Romance173k WordsCompleted Jiang An An was a veteran of quick transmigration. After fighting tooth and nail, she finally got to take a vacation in a small world. But then she was caught in a temporal storm. The System went into hibernation, leaving Jiang An An with nothing but a gossip panel. And so Jiang An An became the only “little nun” in a temple full of monks. The abbot pleaded, “Please, ancestor, just go! And don’t come back!” 918Reads8.1Score109Shelves
  9. 259 Secretly Pregnant with Triplets: The Tycoon Spoils Her Senseless 偷孕三宝:财阀大佬宠疯了 Modern Romance2.2M WordsCompleted On her wedding day, her scumbag fiancé ran off to save his childhood friend, so in a fit of anger, she married the richest man in the city. Everyone said she must have used underhanded tricks to get close to Bei Jingxiao. That very day, Bei Jingxiao made a public announcement: “I’m the one clinging to my wife.” The gossiping crowd was stunned! Later, the truth came out: she was a big shot with a secret identity. And most importantly, her family was loaded! Everyone agreed: no wonder Bei Jingxiao 70Reads8.5Score—Shelves
  10. 260 One Song of Dragon Scales Shocks the National Museum 一首天地龙鳞,唱懵国家博物馆 Urban3.1M WordsOngoing [Entertainment / singers / songs from a parallel world / no toxic content / perfect for listening to music and reading / patriotism] Down-and-out actor Wang Yueheng unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of a street singer competing on a show. Facing elimination, he takes the internet by storm with “Lone Warrior”! With an overseas short-video app facing a ban, countless foreign netizens calling themselves TT refugees flood onto Huaxia social media. One song, “Dangerous,” awakens the spirit of 35.3kReads8.8Score2.7kShelves
  11. 261 My Seven-Year-Old Lucky Charm of a Sister Is the Hope of Our Whole Village 锦鲤妹妹七岁大,我是全村的希望 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Period setting + sweet romance + reborn + face-slapping + getting rich] [Unbelievably gorgeous top students as the leads, growing together and fulfilling their past-life romance] Zhou Yuanyuan wakes up one morning and finds herself back in the year she was abducted at age seven. In her previous life, she was sold, her identity as a wealthy heiress stolen, and she died spitting blood in bitter hatred. Reborn, she has a space stocked with supplies, an incredible memory, and a top student's aptitu 1.6kReads9.1Score202Shelves
  12. 262 The Night Before the Divorce, My Villainous In-Laws Can Read My Mind! 离婚前一夜,反派一家能读我心! Modern Romance711k WordsCompleted [Mind reading + everyone dotes on her + transmigrate into a book + System + devoted couples] Shen Cheng fell in love with Huo Xingjian at first sight. She shamelessly chased after him, and eventually used a scheme to marry him, but she never won his heart. After accidentally falling into the water, Shen Cheng, the hopelessly devoted fool, suddenly came to her senses. It turned out they were all minor characters in a romance novel. Their only purpose was to bring the male and female leads closer, 3.9kReads8.4Score396Shelves
  13. 263 I Was About to Get Divorced, but the CEO Could Read Minds 即将离婚成功,结果霸总能读心了 Modern Romance527k WordsCompleted (Also known as: I Was Just About to Get Divorced, But Then the CEO Could Read Minds The rating has only just come out, so it’ll probably, maybe, more or less go up later.) [Mind Reading + Character Breakdowns + Transmigrate into a Book + Sweet Romance + 1v1 + Mutual Firsts + Lighthearted Comedy + Mysticism] A domineering CEO gradually led astray × a beautiful, eccentric drama queen with a sickly-sweet voice (None of the characters are quite right in the head, and the sick-in-the-head heroine lea 905Reads8.9Score150Shelves
  14. 264 After Transmigrating into a Book, My Family Changes Its Fate Against Heaven Thanks to My Inner Voice 穿书后:全家靠我心声逆天改命了 Ancient Romance437k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s darling + reading minds and uncovering secrets + punishing scumbags + changing the dynasty’s fate of destruction] Mu Sihua transmigrated into a novel about a fake and real princess, becoming the cannon-fodder real princess. As a disposable pawn, everything she had was destined to become the heroine’s dowry and be handed to the villain. She, her family, the loyal ministers at court, and the people of the realm would all lose their precious lives for the sake of the two lovers. Luckily 170Reads6.8Score—Shelves
  15. 265 A Leading Scientist Makes Waves in the 1970s 科研大佬在七零开挂 Modern Romance562k WordsCompleted [Satisfying Military Marriage + Pocket Dimension + Beloved by the Whole Family + Interstellar Powerhouse] A leading researcher in materials science, chemistry, and biology from the thirtieth century unexpectedly arrives in the resource-scarce 1970s. From the start, her husband is so cold to her that she can't stand it. Less than six months after their wedding, she takes advantage of his deployment to return to her parents' home. After an argument with someone on the train, she wakes up as a powe 2.3kReads8.8Score170Shelves
  16. 266 EN Are Those Inner Thoughts All Gossip? The Marquess's Wife Turns the Whole Family Upside Down! 心声都是瓜?侯门主母炸翻全家! Ancient Romance739k WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear thoughts + absurd comedy + gossip + matriarch of a noble household] A two-way romance! The heroine is a green tea spirit! While everyone else braves tribulations, she gets struck by lightning! Jiang Shuyue was a thousand-year-old green tea spirit, and she was finally about to take human form when someone else’s ascension tribulation struck her and sent her to ancient times. Luckily, the Heavenly Dao had a conscience and gave her a little loophole! Every day, Jiang Shuyue quiet 2.5kReads8.6Score227Shelves
  17. 267 After the Female Side Character Awakened, She Won the Minister of Rites Through Conquest 女配觉醒后,攻略了尚书大人 Ancient Romance204k WordsCompleted Shang Youwei had done nothing more than curse at a female supporting character in a book when, in the blink of an eye, she became the very character she despised, with her memories sealed away. The day her memories returned was the day the female character, unable to bear the loneliness any longer, tried to climb over the wall to meet a lover. Before she could figure out how to save herself, her elusive husband caught her in the act. “What are you doing, my lady?” Lu Tingxiao stood beneath th 6.2kReads8.9Score585Shelves
  18. 268 The Sharp-Tongued Mad Consort, the Sickly Crown Prince's Talisman 毒舌狂妃,病娇太子的护身符 Ancient Romance385k WordsCompleted Through a twist of fate, Cheng Ling transmigrates to another dynasty and encounters Nangong Ling, the crown princess-to-be, who has been murdered. At Nangong Ling's dying request, she marries into the Crown Prince's household to rescue her beloved. A modern top student with a silver tongue, she takes on the world in ancient times and matches wits with the scheming, sweet-talking concubine... 3.5kReads8.8Score459Shelves
  19. 269 Report, Your Highness: The Princess Consort Has Run Away 1,001 Times 报告王爷,王妃出逃1001次 Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After transmigrating, Ye Zhiyun was supposed to become the Crown Prince’s consort, but the God of War of Great Yue snatched her away right there and then! Rumor had it that the God of War was cruel and had no interest in women! Cruel? No interest in women? “Your Highness, the Princess Consort threw your military tally into the lake!” Without even looking up, the prince said, “Have them make a few more so she can have fun throwing them.” “Your Highness, the Princess Consort is going to burn down 2.5kReads9.1Score624Shelves
  20. 270 Building a Strong Army in the Sixties: After the Nation Is Founded, She Leads Her Family to Ascension 六零强军建国后,她带全家飞升了 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Transmigration, rebirth, pocket dimension, past and present lives, raising children, cultivating immortality, transmigrate into a book, everyday family life, building the nation) After years of working, Shen Muyan had finally saved enough to buy a house and a car, and even opened a supermarket. She never expected that saving someone would send her to the legendary 1960s. That would be one thing, but she had also become a mother? And worst of all, she was a cannon-fodder character? The original 622Reads7.8Score100Shelves
  21. 271 Transmigrated into a Seventies-Era Trouble-Making Sister-in-Law, She Stirs Up Trouble and Makes Money 穿成七零极品小姑子,她搞事搞钱 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Historical setting + socially fearless female lead + punishing scumbags and face-slapping + building wealth + turning her life around + one-on-one romance, both leads have no prior relationships] Extra, extra! The military compound in the capital is in an uproar. Word is that the eldest young master of the Fu family, a top soldier, has been won over by a country girl... Su Xiaoman worked all night and died from overwork. Then she transmigrated to the 1970s, a time of food and clothing shortag 52.5kReads8.7Score3.7kShelves
  22. 272 After the Little Cannon Fodder’s Thoughts Were Read, She Became the Sect’s Beloved 小炮灰被读心后,成了宗门团宠 Ancient Romance285k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Mind Reading + System + Beloved by the Whole Sect + Cultivation + No Romance] Yun Lan transmigrates into a book, becoming a five-year-old cannon-fodder extra who dies young in a cultivation novel. And every member of her sect is cannon fodder, doomed to a tragic end! [Master, that scumbag is after your cultivation technique and wants to kill you. You absolutely cannot get together with him!] [Eldest Senior Brother, that awful woman wants to dig out your golden core. R 791Reads8.9Score102Shelves
  23. 273 A Multiverse Trading System Helps My Country Soar 绑定万界交易系统带飞国家 Ancient Romance264k WordsOngoing Shen Yueshu grew up as a young lady in a prestigious compound. Fresh out of university, she wanted to open her own studio and pursue her passion for traditional incense-making. After finally renovating the courtyard to suit her taste, she woke up to find that she and the courtyard had transmigrated to a strange world. She’d even been bound to something called the System... After hearing the System’s explanation, Shen Yueshu felt as though countless wild horses were galloping through her mind, an 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  24. 274 The Whole Sect Rebels After Reading My Mind 满门炮灰读我心后,全宗造反了 Ancient Romance417k WordsCompleted Completed, a short-to-medium-length story! [Feel-good power fantasy + adored by everyone + transmigrate into a book + hilarious + absurd + romance + mind reading + cultivation] Zhou Liuliu tried to imitate other people by flying on a sword, but took things too far and ended up transmigrating into a cultivation novel as a member of a doomed sect. Knowing the plot, Zhou Liuliu assumed her doomed senior brothers and sisters would die one by one in increasingly horrible ways. Little did she know, th 8.3kReads9.1Score917Shelves
  25. 275 After People Read His Mind, the Real Young Master Saves the Spirit-Pet World by Eavesdropping on Gossip 被读心后真少爷靠吃瓜拯救魂宠界 Two Male Leads1.3M WordsCompleted [Two male leads + mind reading + gossip + powerful leads + Beast Taming + comedy] Si Er transmigrated into a novel and became the legitimate young master, a cannon-fodder character who had already died before he could even appear. The novel’s adored male lead was the fake young master. The fake young master was a dark-hearted schemer, beautiful and innocent-looking but ruthless. Si Er didn’t dare confront him head-on, so he decided to find an academy that provided room and board and stay there f 6.6kReads9.3Score970Shelves
  26. 276 The Front Desk Girl Drops the Act 前台小妹她不装了 Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted The Receptionist Girl Drops the Act 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
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  27. 277 A Sweet Aftertaste, Just for You 予你回甘 21k WordsCompleted A Sweet Aftertaste for You 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  28. 278 The Movie Emperor’s Assistant Is the CEO’s Unforgettable First Love 影帝的助理是霸总白月光 18k WordsCompleted The Movie Emperor's Assistant Is the CEO's White Moonlight 60Reads—Score—Shelves
  29. 279 His Favor Is Priceless 他的偏爱,价值连城 Marriage & Romance24k WordsCompleted His Favor Is Priceless 17Reads—Score—Shelves
  30. 280 Heartbeats at Full Capacity 心动满格 20k WordsCompleted Heart at Full Capacity 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  31. 281 Flirting in the Rain 雨夜撩人 Marriage & Romance36k WordsCompleted Flirting in the Rain at Night 118Reads—Score—Shelves
  32. 282 The Pomegranate Tree Is Waiting for Her 石榴树在等她 13k WordsCompleted The Pomegranate Tree Is Waiting for Her 9Reads—Score—Shelves
  33. 283 Empty Nest 空·巢 Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted Empty Nest —Reads—Score—Shelves
  34. 284 The Little Lamb Is So Cute 小羊真可爱 17k WordsCompleted Little Lamb Is So Adorable 13Reads—Score—Shelves
  35. 285 The Bride Kneels and Begs, But It’s Too Late 新娘跪地求我,可惜晚了 15k WordsCompleted The Bride Knelt and Begged Me, but It Was Too Late 55Reads—Score—Shelves
  36. 286 After Four Years of Dating, I Deleted Her 恋爱四年,我删掉了她 Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted After Four Years Together, I Deleted Her 47Reads—Score—Shelves
  37. 287 Madam Is Just Putting on an Act 夫人她装的 18k WordsCompleted The Madam Is Just Pretending 33Reads—Score—Shelves
  38. 288 The Tycoon's Sugar Baby 倒贴首富 21k WordsCompleted Throwing Herself at the Billionaire 49Reads—Score—Shelves
  39. 289 The CEO Has Fallen for Her 总裁他沦陷了 23k WordsCompleted The CEO Has Fallen for Her 71Reads—Score—Shelves
  40. 290 Don’t Eat Me! I Really Did Transmigrate into a Char Siu Bun, I’m Just a Funny Girl 别吃我!我真是穿成叉烧的搞笑女 Modern Romance202k WordsCompleted In a nutshell: This is a hilarious, sweet romance about a domineering CEO, with a wildly imaginative premise. The heroine, Ding Haha, prays to the God of Wealth every day to get rich, but a meddling System turns her into char siu instead. By chance, a secret, limited-edition CEO takes her home, and her chaotic romantic life begins. (But… what their everyday life looks like depends on whatever wild idea pops into my head today, so… things may get pretty weird.) 9Reads—Score—Shelves
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  41. 291 The Violent Woman of the Sixties Takes on Everyone 六零暴力女干翻全场 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Keywords: Strong Female Lead, Feel-Good Revenge, Rise to Success in the 1960s After a starship explosion sent her from a monster-infested interstellar world, Jiang Sidong opened her eyes in the body of a young girl in 1959. Her original self had been literally tormented to death by her paternal aunt’s family, and the three years of famine had only just begun. She looked at the cracked earth, and at people driven to sell their sons and daughters for a piece of tree bark... As she cultivated her p 8.3kReads8.4Score825Shelves
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  42. 292 I Became a God After Surviving the Trial of Love 渡情劫后成功封神 Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Bai Yan, the legitimate daughter of a family of military commanders, came down from the mountains after mastering her art so she could return to her home in the capital and overcome her romantic tribulation. At the city gate, the emperor stopped her and ordered her burned as a sacrifice to Heaven and Earth. She also learned that her birth parents had abandoned her because of rumors calling her an ill-fated poison maiden. To clear her name, Bai Yan took responsibility for treating the plague and 113Reads—Score—Shelves
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  43. 293 Transmigrated to the 1970s, the Capitalist Heiress Can't Take the Slightest Hardship 穿越七零资本家小姐吃不了一点苦 Modern Romance3.0M WordsOngoing [Military marriage + Period + space + revenge on scum + fictional setting + stern, devoted soldier king × all-around heiress who refuses to suffer] Wen Zhixia transmigrates from the apocalypse into the body of a capitalist heiress in another time and place, someone who shares her name. The pampered heiress doesn’t know how to fight back and is cruelly killed by her own family! Now that Wen Zhixia has taken over her body, she won’t put up with any of it. Compared with the kind and timid heiress, 15.4kReads8.5Score1.4kShelves
  44. 294 The Seventies: After Taking My Mother-in-Law's Pocket Dimension, I Stop Being a Doormat Wife 七零,抢婆婆空间后不再当窝囊媳 Modern Romance2.5M WordsOngoing “Reborn, family drama, pocket dimension, satisfying revenge, strong heroine, face-slapping, training men.” In her previous life, she died in agony from stomach cancer. Now reborn, she’ll settle every score and right every wrong. If people call her crazy, then she’ll show them just how crazy she can be. Anyone who dares provoke her will get beaten if she can manage it, or burned if she can’t. The only thing that matters is living freely and happily, never again putting up with anyone’s abuse. She 27.8kReads8.4Score2kShelves
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  45. 295 I Became the Nanny's Daughter, and Snatched the Fake Young Master's System 穿成保姆女儿,我截胡假少爷系统 Modern Romance152k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Wacky antics + Mind-reading + System + 1v1 + Mutual devotion + Rich-family wish fulfillment] [Outwardly a humble, lovesick girl, inwardly a crazed heroine x Outwardly a frail Buddhist monk, inwardly a possessive mind-reading hero] Lin Xiaochai transmigrates into a book as the daughter of Wang Ma, a housekeeper for a wealthy family. Her mission is to save the real young master, Gu Chen, who is destined to die horribly in three months. Using her golden finger, which lets her see the fake —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  46. 296 The Fox Immortal of the Jianghu Charlatan 神棍江湖天狐 Ancient Romance5.0M WordsOngoing The shaman who roams between heaven and earth is a medium with access to realms full of unknowns. In her world of mysticism, she single-handedly stirs up trouble among the many races and realms, disrupting their rulers as they descend into the mortal world to undergo trials and tribulations. Along the way, a series of strange events and shocking legends unfold. This restless shaman gets along with both black and white forces across heaven and earth, never playing by the rules. She makes trouble 61Reads7.6Score—Shelves
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  47. 297 The Eccentric Daily Life of a Mystic Arts College Girl 玄门女大的奇葩日常 Mystery505k WordsCompleted [No CP + Occult + Comedy + Horror] At first: Bai Ling: I'm coming clean! I'm actually a Taoist master! Gu Xue: What's the school clinic's psychology department number again? Which department handles dissociative identity disorder? Wang Mumu: Save the daydreaming. Tell me what you think of this new shroud design. Later: The female ghost's rotting face twists in terror. “Are you a demonic cultivator?” Bai Ling grins, wearing a picture-perfect villain's smile. “You've found me out~ Guess I'l 53Reads7.9Score—Shelves
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  48. 298 Be Good, Be Wild 乖一点,野一点 Modern Romance164k WordsOngoing [Ratings just opened, slowly climbing] [Refined yet depraved heir to a powerful Beijing family VS glamorous, cold, and gutsy heiress with a melancholic Hong Kong vibe] [The ultimate clash between hunter and hunted] A silent battle. The first to bow loses. [Flirtatious push and pull, two strong-willed rivals, mind-bending suspense, urban workplace] [Reunited after years apart, long-planned schemes, mutual salvation, rekindled love] [Love] “Once we're together, it's for life. Only death can part u 1Reads7.4Score—Shelves
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