The Heroine Speaks in Nothing but Hilarious Profanity, Enough to Make You Laugh Until You Get Diarrhea 女主开口即国粹，笑到拉肚子

1. 201 三 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 73Reads—Score—Shelves

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   What's the use of becoming a Buddha? Cold and lonely, sitting on a lotus throne all day, chanting scriptures, unable to eat braised pork, drink sweet rice wine, or even look at pretty young women—why would you want to be a Buddha? I, Old Pig, certainly won't! I'm Marshal Tianpeng descended to earth. Although I accidentally stepped in the dog poop at the Peach Banquet, flirted with Chang'e and was demoted to the mortal realm, and even reincarnated as a pig, my inherently romantic and chivalrous traditions haven't been lost in the slightest! Ever since I followed that pesky bald monk Tang Sanzang on his journey to the West to obtain the scriptures, I, Old Pig, have been...

2. 202 穿 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 203 活 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsCompleted I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 60Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 204 织 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙：东吴潘后 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction46k WordsCompleted Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 31Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 205 千 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷29k WordsCompleted A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 58Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 206 星 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷11k WordsCompleted Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 15Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 207 从 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Eastern Fantasy804k WordsCompleted A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 1Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 208 我 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷36k WordsCompleted My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 299Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 209 穿 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 210 魔 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我，追白雪的渣男在哪里 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction35k WordsCompleted Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 5Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 211 高 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我，十年后碾压985学霸 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷28k WordsCompleted I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 29Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 212 清 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance35k WordsCompleted A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 3Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 213 诺 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星：先锋大兵的离谱二战 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷47k WordsCompleted The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 325Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 214 缘 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生，青春婚约的浪漫传承 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Modern Romance710k WordsCompleted A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 34Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 215 灵 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Mystery450k WordsCompleted That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 216 穿 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction32k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 217 疯 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷42k WordsCompleted He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 218 落 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance34k WordsCompleted Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 7Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 219 罗 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction34k WordsCompleted Romeo and Juliet 2.0 2Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 220 一 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 20Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 221 重 Reborn to Pursue My Husband: The Top Scholar Says One Thing and Means Another 重生追夫：探花郎他口是心非 Mountain Traces山踪38k WordsCompleted Reborn to Win Her Husband Back: The Top Scholar Pretends He Doesn't Care 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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    On their wedding night, he coaxed her into a passionate embrace, but upon waking, he was transported back ten years—to when he hated her most. At the banquet, she instinctively tugged at his sleeve: "Husband, how beautiful..." A deathly silence fell over the room. He coldly looked at her: "Another way to humiliate me?" Later, she waited outside his dilapidated estate to deliver books and medicine; he locked her out, his fingers turning red from being pinched. Until he was imprisoned, she stormed the capital's prefectural government and tricked the Duke of Anguo's mansion to get him released. He arrived late at night, his ears red, and handed her the marriage certificate: "Do those words you spoke still stand?"

22. 222 前 My Former Daoist Partner Keeps Chasing Me to Take Responsibility 前道侣追着要我负责 Mountain Traces山踪26k WordsCompleted My Former Cultivation Partner Keeps Chasing Me to Take Responsibility 2Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 223 五 Five Years with a Contraceptive Ring, and He Knelt in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 五年避子环，和离当天他跪穿祠堂 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted Five Years Wearing a Contraceptive Ring, He Knelt Until His Knees Bled in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 2.5kReads—Score—Shelves
24. 224 除 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 570Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 225 这 What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊21k WordsCompleted What a perfect time to catch them in the act 344Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 226 耳 Starlight by My Ear: Deaf for Ten Years, He Heard Only Her Name 耳畔星光：他聋了十年，只听见她的名字 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted Starlight by the Ear: He Was Deaf for Ten Years, and the Only Thing He Heard Was Her Name 101Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 227 那 That Night, She Made Me Remember Her for a Lifetime 那一夜，她让我记一辈子 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted That night, she made me remember her for the rest of my life 602Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 228 禁 Forbidden Surrender: Monday Through Thursday, I Belong to Him 禁忌沉沦：周一到周四，我是他的 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Forbidden Descent: Monday to Thursday, I Belong to Him 304Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 229 狗 You Bastard, You Win This Time 狗男人，算你厉害 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted You Bastard, You Win This Time 2.8kReads—Score—Shelves
30. 230 爸 Dad, I’m Not Going 爸爸，我不去 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Dad, I Don't Want to Go 342Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 231 她 She's My Underling and My Wife 她是我小弟，也是我老婆 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊27k WordsCompleted She's My Little Brother, and Also My Wife 977Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 232 先 Sir, Please Stay 先生且留步 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted Sir, Please Wait 2Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 233 她 She Was Wearing a Red Wedding Dress 她穿着红嫁衣 Mountain Traces山踪49k WordsCompleted She Wore a Red Wedding Dress 1Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 234 小 Uncle, Don’t Run Away 小叔别逃 Mountain Traces山踪15k WordsCompleted Uncle, Don’t Run 7Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 235 五 Five Million to Buy Out a Tycoon Family: I'm the Queen of the Walled City 五百万买断豪门，姐在城寨当女王 Mountain Traces山踪19k WordsCompleted Five Million to Buy Out the Rich Family, I'm Queen of the Walled City 4Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 236 将 The General's Worthless Live-In Son-in-Law 将军的窝囊赘婿 Mountain Traces山踪Historical21k WordsCompleted The General's Pathetic Live-in Son-in-Law 7Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 237 墙 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Wall 2Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 238 师 The Master's Wife Comes First 师母在上 Mountain Traces山踪16k WordsCompleted My Wife’s Teacher Is Here 10Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 239 草 Sweet Wild Prairie 草原甜野 Mountain Traces山踪Marriage & Romance17k WordsCompleted Sweet Wild Grasslands 3Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 240 我 After I Kissed the Campus Heartthrob Until He Cried 我把校草亲哭了以后 Mountain Traces山踪12k WordsCompleted After I Kissed the Campus Heartthrob Until He Cried 28Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 241 女 Disguised as a Man in Court, I Became the Tyrant's Beloved 女扮男装上朝堂，成了暴君白月光 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance385k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration into a book] [Historical romance] [Woman disguised as a man] [Palace and household intrigue] [Imperial examinations and political strategy] [Sweet, doting, and satisfying] [A devoted, powerful couple] Modern-day genius physician Ye Wan transmigrates into a book, becoming the useless eldest legitimate son of the Ye family, a powerful minister. The original owner was raised as a boy, and the whole family are villains. In three months, the entire family will be executed. A 1.2kReads6.7Score151Shelves

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    Every word is a national treasure, making you laugh until your stomach hurts: ① Hilarious Mind Reading + Melon-Eating System 🍉 The prince is so angry from eating melons that his stomach hurts from laughing. ② Hilarious Transmigration Goddess Doctor Transmigrates into a Coffin to Be Buried with Her Lover and Awakens the War God Prince, Sweet and Funny. ③ Strong Female Lead, Refreshing Novel with Space, Abusing Scumbags and Building a Career, Super Satisfying. ④ Hilarious Transmigration Goddess Doctor, Disguised as a Man, Wins Over the Tyrant, Sweet and Funny. ⑤ Hilarious Transmigration Female Lead Swaps Bodies with the Demon Lord, Silly and Crazy. ⑥ Hilarious Mind Reading Tyrant, Two Personalities, Jealousy, Sweet and Funny.

42. 242 偷 He Overhears Her Thoughts, and the Stone-Faced Soldier Rises Through the Ranks 偷听她心声，冷面兵王步步高升 Pearl Powder珍珠粉Modern Romance586k WordsCompleted Transmigrate into a book set in the 1970s, military marriage, spiritual spring pocket dimension, eavesdropping on inner thoughts, devoted couple. An Ning is a wealthy third-generation heiress in the modern world. Her parents have just died, and while sorting through their belongings, she unexpectedly discovers a storage pocket dimension. By the usual rules, getting a pocket dimension means either transmigrating or an apocalypse is coming. So she sells off the family assets, fills the dimension w 21.6kReads8.5Score2.7kShelves
43. 243 都 I’ve Transmigrated into a Book, So Why Not Find a Powerful Ally? 都穿书了，谁还没找个靠山 Pearl Powder珍珠粉Ancient Romance483k WordsCompleted (Alternate universe, ten powerful figures, transmigrate into a book, space, the original heroine is reborn, seize opportunities, revenge, domestic and palace intrigue) Jiang Yunduo, a powerful wielder of three types of abilities in the apocalypse, transmigrates into a novel about a heroine in the apocalypse, becoming the cannon-fodder fake heiress she'd dealt with in her old world. Luckily, she arrives early, giving her time to make plans and gradually grow stronger. At last, she changes the fat 2.7kReads8.5Score242Shelves
44. 244 我 I Became a Butcher, and You Say I'm the Real Heiress? 我成杀猪匠了，你说我是真千金 Su Miaomiao苏苗苗Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Beloved by the Whole Family + Making a Fortune + Strong Female Lead] Su Miaomiao had slaughtered pigs for eighteen years when she was suddenly told she was the daughter of a high-ranking officer. She was so shocked she nearly dropped her butcher's knife. Then, as soon as she got home, she was told she was going to be sent down to the countryside. Well, she hadn't enjoyed a single day of good fortune, yet all the misfortune had landed on her. At least her family doted on her. He 76.9kReads8.7Score6.1kShelves
45. 245 到 In Another World, I Use Taoist Arts to Empty My Enemy's Warehouse 到了异世，我用道术搬空仇人仓库 Ling Ling Qi Xuan泠泠七炫Modern Romance913k WordsCompleted An alternate history setting. Please do not compare this story with real history! Gou Yunshu, a modern Daoist exorcist, was betrayed by her best friend during an exorcism. She was struck down by heavenly retribution, killed by a bolt of lightning. She transmigrated into the body of a young girl in the Great Xia Kingdom of the Republican era and discovered that her grandfather had been captured by the Japanese army. To rescue him, she took her younger siblings, bought a house, and left Laolongtan 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves

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    A fantasy novel set in the modern era, featuring a young exorcist master who goes to the city to rob the rich and help the poor.

46. 246 史 The Poorest County Magistrate's Wife in History Leads the Whole County to Prosperity 史上最穷县令夫人带全县百姓赚钱 Ling Ling Qi Xuan泠泠七炫Ancient Romance993k WordsCompleted Hang Ying, head of a reclusive modern-day clan, dies during an expedition and transmigrates into Yingzi, the wife of Xu Mengran, a penniless county magistrate in the Great Chu Empire. Who ever heard of a county magistrate being poor? Well, this one wears a patched robe, and his wife earns money washing and mending clothes to help him pursue a career in the imperial examinations. They have no maids or guards, the yamen runners look down on them, and a rich young lady even comes to their door to b 611Reads7.0Score—Shelves
47. 247 太 The Primordial Sword Sovereign 太古剑尊 Qing Shi Xi Yu青石细语 著Eastern Fantasy11.1M WordsCompleted A finger points toward the azure clouds, while one’s spirit swallows the netherworld. The Great Dao intertwines, and the sword reigns supreme. This is the story of a man and a sword! Three thousand feet of mortal dust, glazed light dyed with heavenly fragrance. Heroes contend for the throne, while the Sword Venerable commands the world. The truth of the sword, a secret hidden for ten thousand years: forge a path to heaven anew through a boundless sea of blood, and refine the scriptures of the Sw 165.7kReads9.1Score18.3kShelves
48. 248 诱 Luring You Into My Tent: The Mad Young Scholar Is My Younger Puppy-Love 诱君入帐：疯批状元郎是我的年下小狼狗 Jin Xing'er Who Likes Catsharks喜欢猫鲨的金星儿Ancient Romance24k WordsCompleted Luring You Into My Bed: The Madcap Top Scholar Is My Younger Wolfdog 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Happy New Year!

49. 249 佛 Two Laid-Back Beauties 佛系双姝 Jin Xing'er Who Likes Catsharks喜欢猫鲨的金星儿13k WordsCompleted Two Easygoing Sisters —Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 250 玄 The Mystical Prodigy: I Kicked the Mad Prince Aside and Became Queen of the Capital 玄学小祖宗：踹翻疯批王爷我称霸京城 Jin Xing'er Who Likes Catsharks喜欢猫鲨的金星儿Ancient Romance25k WordsCompleted The Little Master of Mysticism: I Kicked the Mad Prince to the Curb and Became the Boss of the Capital 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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