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1. 1 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 230.7kReads9.6Score24.3kShelves

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   Mu Chongxi has been learning the first move of Qingfeng Jue for two whole months, and has even been praised by the elders. The younger junior sister has read it again, and adjusted the moves over and over again when fighting monsters. Now they are all the same as Mu Chongxi's. The younger junior sister's photographic memory is really good. Originally, Mu Chongxi wanted to look cool in front of the younger junior sister, but he didn't expect that she learned it in one go. This memory is not as good as her comprehension. Ha, the younger junior sister has made a breakthrough. There is no hope for this understanding.

2. 2 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 42.3kReads9.5Score5.6kShelves

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   Qi Weiran: I'll give you five hundred thousand (cold face) In my heart: One million is too much and I can't give it to you

3. 3 随 Random Street Stalls: I Use Food to Lure Snakes Out of Their Holes 随机摆摊：我用美食引蛇出洞 AAAA Prosperous BloomsAAAA花开富贵Urban889k WordsOngoing [Food + undercover work + comedy + catching criminals + System + no heroine + no romance] Also known as Food: The Undercover Cop Sets Up a Street Stall, and Fugitives Beg Him to Get Back to Work Xiao Lan transmigrated into the body of a police officer in a parallel world and was assigned to pose as a street-food vendor while keeping an eye on a suspect. As it happened, he’d been a cooking genius in his previous life. This was right up his alley. The next day, a tricycle loaded with top-tier food 11.6kReads9.4Score1kShelves

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   It's so good to read. The author's writing is very good. The description of the American style is so impressive that I was frantically looking for snacks at home in the middle of the night. The descriptions of the diners are super interesting, and the pictures come to mind. [Laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] Moreover, the author's views are very upright, and the interests of the events in it are also well written [sending my heart] [sending my heart] [sending my heart] is really the only novel I have read in Tomato, and it is completely unreadable [please ask for more updates] [please ask for more updates] [please ask for more updates]

4. 4 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance579k WordsOngoing Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi 4.5kReads—Score295Shelves

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   Haha, this book is really good and very funny.

5. 5 逆 You Brat, Just You Wait! 逆子，你给我等着！ Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance629k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + palace intrigue and household drama + romance + comedy + devoted couples] After marrying into the family to bring good luck, Chi Yue accidentally offends a whole crowd of powerful nobles and breaks up one couple after another. The Chancellor: Chi Yue is a heartless little schemer! She dared to talk my wife into divorcing me. I’m going to tear her apart! The Grand Marshal: Chi Yue actually taught my wife to trick me out of my money. She’s planning to swindle me out of every last 6.9kReads9.0Score793Shelves

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   This book is so funny that I have never seen anything like this in Tomato. Wherever the heroine goes, all the women want to divorce their men. Even the women in the emperor's harem all want to enter the cold palace, and then all the men want to strangle the heroine to death.

6. 6 惊 Shock! After He Read Her Mind, Her Younger Uncle Started Making a Move on Her Man 惊！被读心后小叔他开始撬墙角啦 Three Bowls of Rice a Day一天三碗大米饭Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book] [Mind-reading] [System] [Your Ex's Uncle] [Mutual Devotion] [A Useless System That Doesn't Follow the Plot] [Sweet Romance] [Comedy] Qu Xinning is punished by an OOC System after transmigrating into a book! Forced to play the lovesick fool for a scumbag for a whole month, she's finally reached the day she's been waiting for! She's going to secretly photograph the scumbag cheating with his unattainable first love! But she ends up hiding in the room of the scumbag's uncl 4.7kReads9.3Score775Shelves

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   💛These books are really hilarious. They made me drool with laughter. They made me laugh so hard that I went crazy. I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that I wanted to have sex. 💩, 💛💛The heroine is so funny. She has a more venomous tongue than Mrs. Square and makes people tremble with anger. The male protagonist is even funnier, hahaha, I can't stop laughing!!! 💛💛💛

7. 7 糟 Oh No, the Male Lead Heard the Villainess’s Inner Thoughts 糟糕恶毒女配的心声被男主听到了 Little Taro Boba芋泥小啵啵Modern Romance260k WordsCompleted The short drama is now streaming. [No-brainer comedy + doting romance + transmigration into a book + female supporting character + mind reading + office worker life + slice of life] Fu Jiaojiao transmigrates into an early-era CEO romance novel as a doomed female supporting character: Jin Lihan's secretary and the story's wicked villainess. “The story hasn't started yet. I still have a chance!” Fu Jiaojiao pats her chest, but how did the story turn into a disaster? An accident binds together two 39.3kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves
8. 8 全 The Whole Family Brings Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spills the Tea 全家带凳子吃瓜，真千金爆料啦 The Long Wind Brings No Romance长风不入情Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Originally titled My Whole Family Brought Stools to Watch the Drama, and the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea [Showbiz + Real and Fake Heiresses + Gossip System + No-Brainer Fun + Lighthearted Comedy + One-on-One Romance] After transmigrating into someone else’s body, Tang Shiba discovered that her whole family was destined to be cannon fodder. Her eldest brother loved the female lead, but his feelings were never returned. He’d drink himself into oblivion every day and die in a garbage-strewn alley, 25.1kReads9.1Score3.2kShelves
9. 9 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 25.9kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves
10. 10 反 The Villain Has Been Pretending to Be Frail All Along 反派他一直在装病弱 Silver Taels银两Ancient Romance301k WordsCompleted [Both leads are faithful to each other + healing + mutual devotion + happy ending + demon-hunting story] Jiang Zhimiao transmigrated into a book, landing in a novel called Tales of the Supernatural. The System ordered her to win over Sheng Huaizhi, the sickly junior disciple of the male and female leads, lower his Destruction Level, and keep the world stable. “Why is it a Destruction Level? Don't other books use a Corruption Level?” Jiang Zhimiao wondered. But she soon stopped wondering. The sic 19kReads9.4Score3kShelves

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    "It's not finished yet? Isn't it basically clear now, and the plot in the book has been completed." Jiang Zhimiao didn't understand why the progress was only 90%. [There must be some plot that was missed. ] System reminder: [The host's secondary task is to find out the unknown branch lines, and in this book, there are not only branch lines about the task objects.] The system could only remind Jiang Zhimiao that the line of digging for demon pills was not completely clear yet. I thought I could lie down properly in the back, but I didn't expect it! [So, the host must keep up the good work! ] "Well, keep up the good work." Jiang Zhimiao responded lazily, and then said, "But let's wait until Sheng Huaizhi and I get married. I have already promised him." [Marriage! When did it happen?! ] Hearing this, Jiang Zhimiao was a little strange: "Aren't you always by my side? Don't you know?" [Hmm...] The system suddenly felt guilty: [Since I am always forced to log off and the screen is mosaic, I occasionally give myself a vacation. ] "Occasionally? Vacation?!" Jiang Zhimiao didn't believe it: "Are you sure it's occasional?" "Besides, does your boss know that you give yourself a vacation?" Before Jiang Zhimiao could say anything else, the system gave in and cried: [Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... Host, don't tell my boss! I know I was wrong. I also saw that you have been with the task target recently, and you are very safe every day, and there is not even a mortality report, so I got the wrong idea. ] [I don't dare anymore, wuwuwu...] Jiang Zhimiao was shocked, and she asked casually, without any other meaning, why is it crying?! "I won't complain to you, and I won't tell your boss, so don't cry." Jiang Zhimiao comforted it: "It's just a fish in the water, I can understand." "Besides, you haven't made any mistakes at work."

11. 11 小 My Junior Sister Is Gifted, but Lacks Virtue 小师妹天资绝卓，但五行缺德 Burning Books, Burying Myself焚书坑己Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, transmigration, no romance, irreverent cultivation] While other people transmigrated into wealth and privilege, Chi Yu became a lowly servant in a sect, bullied by everyone and forced to wash even her junior sister's chamber pot. She decisively quit that miserable life and fled in the dead of night with a sack over her shoulder. She had planned to quietly be a good girl, but her cunning, shameless nature was already deep in her bones, and it turned out to be contagious. After Chi 12.4kReads9.0Score1.9kShelves

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    The plot is light and interesting. It is recommended not to watch [Chigua] while eating.

12. 12 当 Becoming the Internet Emperor and Living a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生 Evil Mother Orangutan恶毒母猩猩Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 45.6kReads8.9Score8.3kShelves
13. 13 报 Report to the Eunuch-in-Chief: The Reborn Princess Is Here to Spoil You 报告九千岁，小公主重生来宠你啦 Sleepy Cat猫沉沉Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The print comic is now available: The Princess Has Nothing to Fear] [100% sweetness + two lovesick leads + fake eunuch + strong heroine] [Unhinged princess vs. stone-faced, straight-laced eunuch] Before she was reborn, she chose the most dazzling top scholar in the Northern Kingdom as her consort. Her whole family was slaughtered, her country fell, and she was forced to marry a eunuch! After being reborn, the first thing she did was deal with that two-faced scumbag. She refused to take even the 8.6kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves

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    It really made me laugh to death hahahaha and the plot is not bad either

14. 14 关 On Becoming a Scum Villain 关于穿成人渣反派的那件事 I Want to Eat a Chocolate Sundae想吃巧克力圣代Two Male Leads668k WordsCompleted Liu Wang is an ordinary college student whose graduation was delayed because of physics. He transmigrates into a brainless, feel-good cultivation novel, becoming a scum villain with the same name. As the usual plot goes, years later, the powerful male lead will cut him to pieces. Yep, he'll be dead for good. However, that's not Liu Wang's most urgent problem right now. His mental state was already precarious, and now the System wants him to win over the male lead!!! Both leads are devoted to ea 79Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Some, some, some, some

15. 15 劲 Shocking! The Villainous Male Side Character Has the Antagonist Wrapped Around His Finger by Cross-Dressing 劲爆！恶毒男配竟靠女装拿捏反派 Glutinous Rice and Pineapple Rice糯米菠萝饭Two Male Leads630k WordsCompleted [Two male leads] [Short-tempered, foolish, handsome guy X villain with erotomania] Ning Hu was an internet streamer who’d become famous for cross-dressing, but he unexpectedly transmigrates into the villainous male supporting character in a melodramatic romance novel. In the original story, he’s the villain’s college roommate. Driven by jealousy of the villain’s perfect life, he repeatedly sabotages himself, eventually becoming a madman living on the streets. Ning Hu frowns as he considers his s 17kReads9.5Score3.5kShelves

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    The funny thing is here!!! Two men, pure love, funny!! Tomato men are the most funny!! I laughed until I was short of oxygen, every chapter was filled with laughter🦐🦐🦐🦐, so funny!!!!

16. 16 你 You Go Crazy, I Go Crazier, Side by Side on a Dating Show 你发癫，我更癫，恋综上面肩并肩 Six-Six Fruit六六果Two Male Leads640k WordsCompleted [Audio drama now available~~~] [Dual Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Dating Reality Show, Hilarious, Sweet, and Satisfying] [Unhinged Young Heartthrob VS Even More Unhinged CEO] He transmigrates into a book and immediately gets pressured by a scumbag into breaking off their engagement? Shen Yan goes berserk on the spot: “If you want to save face, you have to give some too. Having a mistress doesn’t make you right. Pay me four million, or I’ll see you outside the proctology clinic!” Early i 28.3kReads9.5Score4.1kShelves
17. 17 不 The Not-So-Dominant CEO and His Lazy Stepmother 不霸气总裁与咸鱼后妈 Scallion Pancake with an Extra Egg手抓饼要加鸡蛋Modern Romance450k WordsCompleted The short drama The Not-So-Domineering CEO and His Laid-Back Stepmom is now streaming on Hongguo. [Sweet romance + comedy + marriage first, love later + straightforward leads + both leads speak their minds] [Content warning 1: The son is the male lead’s biological child. Please don’t read if that bothers you.] [Content warning 2: Around twenty chapters feature variety shows in the entertainment industry. They’re just a side story where the heroine watches the drama unfold! She never enters the e 19.9kReads9.5Score2.2kShelves

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    Every chapter is [what] hilarious [making faces] [OK] novel, [what is] really [heartfelt], it is great [almost crying] to read, 41 [making faces] thousands of people are reading it, the plot is novel, the content is rich, the links [flying kisses] are interlocking [cool] [cool], I hate [thinking] and can't read it from beginning to end [crying] in one go, [smirking] I won't give up until I finish it, I can't stop at all! [Sad][Shocked][KISS][Smile][Laughing]

18. 18 师 My Junior Sister Goes Berserk and Gets Rich, Then Reaches Godhood by Courting Death 师妹发癫暴富，作死一路成神 Warm Water Warms Itself温水自温Ancient Romance627k WordsCompleted No CP, no System, not a wish-fulfillment story, no brainless plot, no face-slapping, no doting on the protagonist by everyone. Half sweet, half angst. The heroine is weak early on, and there are lots of foreshadowing details. Don't read if that bothers you. Synopsis: After finally winning 300 million in the lottery, she transmigrated into a book without spending a single cent. In a fit of anger, she first destroyed the System, then transmigrated as a villainess. She could go home if she died, so 108Reads—Score—Shelves

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    (No cp + group portrait + funny cultivator + strong female) 300 million has arrived and is about to sail away. In the blink of an eye, I will travel through time. Is it the destruction of human nature or the loss of morality? The good news is that if you dress up as a vicious female supporting character who does all kinds of evil, you can wear it back when you are killed. She looked at her subordinates with interest and said, "Dear, I think the sword on your waist is good. Can you stab me?" Subordinate os: Did she order me? When you draw your sword, you have to wipe it on your own neck. Lu Zhezhi stopped him. This subordinate had a problem with his understanding. It doesn't matter, the people who want to kill her can be lined up from Antarctica to the North Pole, and he is not missing. The second man was so beautiful that she decided to wear it back and look for him with this face. She pretended to be teasing, and the second male lead became so angry that he tried to put a protective seal on her. Lu Zhezhi, "..." Is this person a m? In desperation, she slapped the stone and stamped it on the stone. The second male vomited three mouthfuls of blood on the spot, but refused to kill him. Damn it, he was such a muck. The third male was chatting about her boudoir that night, and was moaning before killing her. Lu Zhezhi hit him on the head with a pillow, "The villain dies because he talks too much. If you don't understand, do it quickly." As a result, the third male tried to block the knife from the male protagonist. On the first day of the book, the male protagonist died, but he died because he blocked the knife for me. What? Later, Lu Zhezhi joined the cannon fodder sect that was wiped out by the heroine. The four senior brothers all liked the heroine. They were crazy about love and killed each other because of love. Lu Zhezhi originally wanted to watch them destroy themselves indifferently, but was moved by their true feelings. "Senior Brother, stand back, and Junior Sister will take you flying."

19. 19 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 187.8kReads9.7Score23kShelves

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    Hello everyone, my name is Nanjiang Bandit. I am a college student. I don't have any hobbies. I just like throwing nuclear bombs←_←. It's a very good book, very funny. It can be said to be Tomato's masterpiece! Story summary:

20. 20 误 Reincarnated as a Beast, I Was Spoiled by a Tyrant 误投畜牲道后，被大暴君娇养了 The Dead Yandere Who Loves Sleeping in Coffins爱睡棺材的死病娇Ancient Romance517k WordsCompleted (Both leads are completely faithful to each other) A mentally ill patient went on a knife rampage in a hospital, leaving nine dead and seventeen injured. The news sent shockwaves across the country. The moment her soul left her body, Shi Wanruo was muddledly dragged away by Black Impermanence, a thick iron chain looped around her neck. Eight other unlucky souls were dragged away with her. After learning that Black Impermanence had taken the wrong soul, Shi Wanruo spent every day wreaking havoc 200Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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    The heroine is very funny

21. 21 全 The Whole Class Can Hear My Inner Thoughts 全班都能听到我心声 Blue Meadow蓝甸子Modern Romance576k WordsCompleted [Female Lead Has No Romance, with a Male-Male Couple] As soon as Jiang Yan transferred to a private elite academy, a bootlicker of the fake heiress tried to bully her. Jiang Yan hit him with an instant knockout. [Tsk, tsk. That bootlicker may look respectable, but his tastes are seriously twisted. He actually likes...] Everyone in Class 12 of Year Two looked at him with complicated expressions. “I never thought you were that kind of person! What did cola ever do to you?” His face turned bright r 24.4kReads9.4Score3.8kShelves

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    🍂🍂This book is amazing. I read all kinds of embarrassing things and gossips throughout the whole process. It's so funny. There are so many jokes. I laughed from beginning to end. I couldn't stop reading every chapter. I laughed so much that my stomach hurt for a long time and I couldn't stop reading.

22. 22 就 Go Ahead and Watch, Let’s See If You Laugh Your Head Off 就看吧，看把不把你头笑掉就完事 Shui Yexiang水耶香Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 127.4kReads9.0Score16kShelves

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    🥦🥦①The protagonist just happened to travel to the moment when his original body decided his destiny. After being hit, the protagonist decided to put down his personal qualities. Instead of embarrassing himself, he would rather embarrass others. Destiny always has its ups and downs.

23. 23 让 I Told You to Build a Gang, So Why Did They All Become Civil Servants? 让你发展黑帮，怎么全成公务员了 Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust微尘尘尘尘尘尘Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama in production] [Comedy]+ [Laid-back]+ [Positive energy] Lu Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the only son of the Lu family, the biggest underworld clan in the country! Going back to his great-grandfather’s generation, his great-grandfather was an arms dealer. His grandfather was a mafia boss, and his father was the godfather of the entire country. But in Lu Chen’s generation, he declares that he’s going to study hard, become a beacon of righteousness, and give back 3.4kReads8.3Score399Shelves
24. 24 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 53.9kReads8.9Score4.3kShelves
25. 25 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 43.8kReads8.9Score6kShelves
26. 26 曹 Cao Cao Transmigrates into Tang Sanzang 曹操穿越成唐僧 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Eastern Fantasy624k WordsCompleted A downright hilarious book! “Wukong, let me be honest with you. I love this demon general to death. I don't care whose subordinate or mount he is, he has to join our westbound pilgrimage!” --------The demons have powerful connections early on, with little variation. Later chapters... bring a huge twist!! An offbeat, surreal Journey to the West! It also takes a look at the relationships and rivalries along the pilgrimage from Cao Cao's point of view. “Why has everyone taken all my demon generals? 287Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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    This one is very funny, check it out.

27. 27 修 There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟 Lucky Chubby Big Brother好运胖哥哥Eastern Fantasy903k WordsCompleted (Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon- 437Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Cultivation of immortals, beasts and ghosts, invincibility

28. 28 癫 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 386.3kReads9.8Score53.2kShelves

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    Who in the family understands? These books made me laugh all over the floor. The author's brain circuit is simply more complicated than a maze. Friends in the book world, don't hesitate, hurry up and pick up your laughter!

29. 29 不 The Not-So-Cold Magician 不太冷的魔术师 The Leaf Riding the Wind御风而行的葉子Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 312.6kReads9.5Score28kShelves
30. 30 始 The First Emperor Overhears My Thoughts: He Unifies the World, Not Just the Six Kingdoms 始皇偷听我心声，不统六国统全球 Endless Journey迢迢不休Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom 24.9kReads9.4Score5.9kShelves
31. 31 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.8kReads9.3Score787Shelves
32. 32 我 The Entire Court Heard My Jinxed Predictions 我的乌鸦嘴被满朝文武听见了 An Orchid That Isn't an Orchid兰花不兰Ancient Romance540k WordsCompleted [Jinx / Mind-Reading / Hilarious Wish-Fulfillment / No Romance / Eventually Transmigrates Back / Connecting Two Worlds] Ye Shengxin transmigrated as a top scholar who disguises herself as a man. Every day, besides attending court, she has to make sure no one discovers who she really is. Luckily, she has a System. But the System has lost its memories. It has no idea it maxed out Ye Shengxin’s jinx skills, and it doesn’t know that the entire court can hear both its thoughts and hers. Watching Lord 1.5kReads8.5Score150Shelves
33. 33 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 124.3kReads9.5Score19kShelves
34. 34 难 Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious 难哄，恋爱脑癫公少爷他又茶又撩 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 51.2kReads9.5Score6.3kShelves
35. 35 一 A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 231.1kReads9.5Score26.3kShelves
36. 36 万 The Lord of All Things’ Cycle of Trials 万物之主的轮回历练 Dumplings Wrapped in Dumpling Wrappers饺子皮包饺子Eastern Fantasy126k WordsOngoing (King of Shenanigans + Unexpectedly Contrasting Male Lead + Hilarious Power Fantasy) Do you love a good contrast? Want to see one? It’s all in this book~ The Lord of All Things found life too dull, so, against his disciples’ pleas, he lit one up at the edge of the universe. That outrageous stunt “accidentally” set the entire galaxy ablaze, allowing him to be reborn into the cycle of reincarnation, just as he wished. Watch this unexpectedly contrasting male lead cultivate immortality and pursue t 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Complete novel, contrasting male protagonist, these two labels are enough to make you laugh 🐶 [full] [full] [full] [full] [full] [full] [full] [full]

37. 37 炮 After the Cannon Fodder Female Lead Quit Chasing Him, She Went All In on Messing with the Male Lead’s Head 炮灰女配不追后，狂搞大男主心态 A Leap of Faithful Fortune一跃锦鲤Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd Humor and Memes + Lighthearted Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Everyone's Darling] Xie Fu transmigrates into a cultivation novel aimed at male readers as a disposable female supporting character. The plot has the heroine, Jiang Yue, chosen by the male lead over his beloved junior sister. Heartbroken, the junior sister turns into a vicious villainess. Are women in male-oriented novels supposed to be nothing but stepping stones for the male lead? Sorry, no. She's a woman, not a doormat. There are 492Reads8.7Score103Shelves

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    ☀️☀️☀️When the cannon fodder female partner in the male video awakens, Xie Fu grasps the Douyin script given by the system and watches how she uses short videos to play with the world of immortality and make even the cold ancestors become loyal fans!

38. 38 白 Daydream Training Camp 白日梦培训班 Yue Tian Er月甜儿Modern Romance100k WordsCompleted To escape my nightmares, I signed up for a lucid-dreaming course. I thought I might actually learn to lucid dream, but then I realized that even having that thought was just wishful thinking! Nightmare 1: I struggle through life and die penniless. Instructor: Think about money. Keep thinking about it, and it’ll show up in your dreams. What I actually dreamed: The money was there, but I was already dead. Someone had burned it into my vault. Nightmare 2: I keep coming in last place, so my teacher 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Complete funny sand sculpture

39. 39 惊 What?! After Becoming a Cannon-Fodder Character, the Crazy Male Lead Won't Leave Me Alone 惊！穿成炮灰后竟被疯批男主赖上 Jinyu近屿Ancient Romance625k WordsCompleted [Cultivation + System + transmigrate into a book + hilarious wish fulfillment + devoted couple, 1v1] Also known as: Help! The obsessive male lead in this cultivation novel has no sense of propriety! After transmigrating into a Mary Sue wish-fulfillment novel, Ji Yao was told by the System: You’re the unlucky cannon-fodder character. To stay alive, I advise you to steer clear of the original male and female leads! Ji Yao: Sure, sure. You’re right about everything. Then, without meaning to, she s 1.9kReads9.0Score251Shelves

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    I read a review saying that when reading this book, don't put on a facial mask because it's too funny and the mask will fall off easily.

40. 40 逆 Defying Heaven's Cute Beast: The Peerless Demoness Rules the World 逆天萌兽：绝世妖女倾天下 First Day, Seeing the Moon初一见月Ancient Romance6.2M WordsCompleted [Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her 199.3kReads9.6Score26.9kShelves

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    It's really good-looking. It makes me laugh to death when I read the dog's words.

41. 41 穿 Trapped in a Palace Intrigue Game: If I Can’t Die, I’ll Go Crazy 穿进宫斗游戏，死不掉就发疯 Lysine赖氨酸Ancient Romance225k WordsCompleted [Goofy comedy, lighthearted with no angst] Who can live without going a little crazy? Going temporarily insane is how you stay sane in the long run! Wang Tiemei transmigrated into an old palace-romance game she'd played years ago and gained an invincible mode: no death, no injuries, and no pain. In other words, she could go wild in the imperial harem to her heart's content. Before entering the palace System: "Your father tells you that you've been selected. How should you respond?" "I refuse to 64Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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    Crazy writing

42. 42 大 Master, Your Romance Luck Has Blossomed 大师，你桃花开了 Jiangjiang Is Quite Handsome江江有点帅Ancient Romance509k WordsCompleted [Silly Comedy + Sweet Romance + Fallen Princess + Fake Monk + Devoted Couple + Sharp Tongues] Before meeting Wuchen, Qin Yueliang only wanted to stand on her own two feet and take down anyone who coveted her beauty. After meeting Wuchen, all Qin Yueliang wants is to cling to him and let him take down anyone who covets her beauty. They first meet outside Jing'an Temple. “Master, I’m just a helpless young woman. If you don’t help me, I’ll die!” “Benefactor, take another look at the corpses at your 5.7kReads9.1Score778Shelves

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    The following are all super funny ancient Chinese novels that I have read. My stomach hurts from laughing, I even cried from laughing, but I still can't help but laugh. In the first book, the male protagonist is handsome, good at martial arts, and has a vicious mouth. The female protagonist is about the same as the male protagonist, with a face thicker than a city wall. The masters of the male and female protagonists fight each other to death without repaying their lives. In the second book, the male protagonist is a very clever person with Erha's character. The female protagonist only wants to take advantage of the male protagonist and lead her away [laughing and crying]. In the third book, the male protagonist has the ability to read minds and can hear the female protagonist's mental conversations with the system, which is super funny.

43. 43 逆 Heaven-Defying Doctor Consort: The Crown Prince Is Blind, Don't Marry Him! 逆天医妃：太子他瞎，别嫁！ Zhong Xiaosen钟小森Ancient Romance649k WordsCompleted Overnight, after transmigrating into a book, female doctor Yun Linglong became a princess who shared her name, a cannon-fodder villainess. In the original story, she abused the male lead, who later hung her from the city wall and left her to dry into jerky. So she decided to defy fate and change her destiny, starting by saving him. Not only did she spare the peerlessly beautiful male lead from being defiled by the obese, debauched emperor, she also cured his blindness. But somewhere along the wa 289Reads9.1Score103Shelves
44. 44 急 Help! The Mind-Reading Tyrant Insists on Spoiling Me 急！有读心术的暴君非要宠我 Three Two Five三二五Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After she touched the tyrant’s skull, which had been polished into a wine bowl, she unexpectedly transmigrated into the empress who died the most gruesome death in history. Every day, she plotted to kill the tyrant and become empress in her own right, unaware that he could read minds. When the tyrant fell gravely ill, she wept and begged Heaven to let her trade her own years of life for his safety. The tyrant was deeply moved, until he suddenly heard her thoughts: [If he’s so sick, hurry up and 6.7kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
45. 45 我 I Transmigrated 999 Times and Drove the Mad Tyrant Insane 我穿越999次，逼疯了疯批暴君 Mo Mo Is Master Mo墨墨是墨爷Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted With only six months left to live, Tang Wan masters a skill called “Transmigration,” allowing her to travel back and forth between the modern and ancient worlds. On her first transmigration, people mistake her for a ghost… On her ninety-ninth, she nearly dies at the hands of the dog emperor. On her 108th, she “defiles” the emperor’s innocence. After transmigrating time and again, she discovers to her delight that a little dragon energy can extend her life. Tang Wan: “Mooch, mooch, keep mooching 19.7kReads9.5Score2.8kShelves
46. 46 王 Princess Consort, Stop Acting. The Prince Can Hear Your Thoughts 王妃别演了，王爷能听见你的心声 Sugar White as Snow白糖如雪Ancient Romance500k WordsCompleted [The male lead can hear the female lead's thoughts + the female lead can understand animal speech] [Goofy and lighthearted + absurd comedy + feel-good romance, sickeningly sweet] After transmigrating into a book as a disposable side character, she manages to annoy the villainous Big Boss into fainting from the start. She plans to take advantage of his weakness and finish him off, but the villain hears every one of her thoughts. Later, the villain finally loses patience and demands, “I hear you c 8.2kReads9.2Score947Shelves
47. 47 她 She’s Soft-Waisted and Playful, and the Chaste Imperial Uncle Bewitches Her Every Day 她腰软灵趣，禁欲皇叔日日勾心魂 Cloud Brocade Magpie云锦鹊Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Word has it that Prince Rong has specifically asked to marry the Taifu’s infatuated legitimate daughter. The whole city says it’s downright shocking! Just a few months ago, hadn’t Prince Rong threatened to kill that lovesick fool? At the Taifu’s residence, a certain lovestruck young woman looks at a room full of betrothal gifts and pulls a long face. “Someone, please! Can you send all this back?” The noble young ladies of the capital burst out swearing. “Have some shame, will you?” 23.4kReads9.4Score3.9kShelves
48. 48 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 154.9kReads9.6Score18.3kShelves

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    Come on, laugh as much as you want!

49. 49 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 35.3kReads9.6Score5.4kShelves
50. 50 女 The Queen’s Rise to the Top 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!” 47.3kReads9.5Score5kShelves

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