Can You Recommend Some Hilarious, Absurd Novels? The Kind That’ll Make You Laugh Yourself into the Hospital 能推荐搞笑和沙雕小说吗，搞笑到能笑进医院的那种

58 开 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money! 345.6kReads9.7Score35.4kShelves

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I just read the second one, it's quite funny, Dali and this Gaga

61 卖 Sold into the Prince's Manor, I Become the Heir's Secret Favorite 卖入王府，我被世子隐秘偏爱 Cang Jiao苍蛟Ancient Romance2.4M WordsOngoing [Scheming Young Lord vs. Purehearted Girl + Innate Herculean Strength + Lighthearted + No Angst] A Nu was born into a family so poor they could barely afford to eat. When her younger siblings both fell ill at the same time and the family had no money at all, she had no choice but to sell herself as a servant to the Guangling Prince’s household. She’d heard that the masters of wealthy families were hard to please, and that if one of them took a fancy to her and made her a concubine, the principal 78.5kReads8.8Score4.3kShelves

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Video novel

62 分 Let’s Break Up. Don’t Get in the Way of My Getting into Peking or Tsinghua 分手吧，别耽误我上清北 Ye Qing晔青Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted “Memorize ‘The Book of Songs: The Unruly’ and get a reward: lose five kilograms!” “Do a math test and get a reward: snow-white skin!” “Do a physics test and get a reward: grow three centimeters taller!” “Write an English essay and receive a master-level skill!” Guan Zhi was reborn and bound to the Peak System. As long as she studied, rewards would keep pouring in. From then on, she became so addicted to studying she couldn't stop! Get prettier, slimmer, and invincible; trade up her car, her hous 5.5kReads9.3Score816Shelves

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I don't know about you, but I was twisted like a maggot when I looked at it.

64 扮 The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance255k WordsCompleted After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of 2.3kReads6.7Score239Shelves

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A hilarious novel, highly recommended to read

65 不 Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊 The Hydra's Top Male Model九头蛇首席男模Historical1.1M WordsCompleted [Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M 41Reads—Score—Shelves

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Try this book, it's definitely a masterpiece of crazy jokes!

66 我 Me, a Straight Guy: Did the Campus Beauty Pretend to Fall from the Start? 我！直男，开局校花假装摔倒？ A Fleeting Life Like Sand浮生若沙Urban624k WordsCompleted [The top book on the 2021 summer vacation new-release chart] [Lighthearted, straight man, hilarious, live-streaming in the cultivation world, over 5 million readers and over 1 million saves] After being bound to the Steel Straight Man System, Su Han is randomly selected for a live-streaming variety show in the cultivation world. In this show, fairies from the Sacred Land of Yaochi come down to the mortal world and date talented men, including CEOs and elite soldiers. But... this is really just a 1.3kReads8.8Score144Shelves

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Um, I've read a lot, these should be

68 只 As Long as the Money’s Right, I’ll Kill Even a God 只要钱到位，神明也敢杀 Could You Stop Rushing Me?别催行不行Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Decisive killing + no female lead + satisfying read + System] After Lin Jiu entered the Horror World, he acquired an evolvable talent: Kidney Collector. From then on, he never looked back from the path of being a sneaky bastard. “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Kidney Strike!” “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Warp!” “You collected a kidney and mastered the S-rank skill Chaotic Calculation!” Miss Cannibal, please be careful. I only 17.3kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves

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There are thousands of good books on Tomato, half of which are on the candy bookshelf! Hello, here are the candies (｡ӧ◡ӧ｡)! Don't watch it at night! Don't watch it at night! Don't watch it at night! Say important things three times [angry]!

71 确 After Being Diagnosed with a Terminal Illness, I Stopped Being Such a Nice Guy 确诊绝症后，这老实人我不当了 Strawberry Rose Persimmon Cakes莓瑰柿饼Modern Romance100k WordsCompleted [Satisfying revenge + face-slapping + comedy + System + a beacon of righteousness] Bai Su had been a pushover for over a decade. On the eve of dawn, she was diagnosed with a terminal illness, and her dream of getting into college and escaping her dysfunctional family was shattered. All those years of endurance suddenly seemed like a joke. Faced with the little time she had left, she decided to stop being a pushover and spend her remaining days however she pleased. She grabbed a brick and smash —Reads—Score—Shelves

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It's so funny, I laughed my ass off

72 盛 Schemes in a Golden Age 盛世谋 Misty Rain and Blossoms烟雨芳华Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation of this novel, Schemes of a Flourishing Age, starring Tan Yanyan and Lan Bo, will premiere on the Red Fruit app at 12:05:00 a.m. on March 1! Chu Qianli, a retired powerhouse from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrates into the notorious, useless legitimate daughter of the Chancellor's household. Her fiancé and younger sister conspire to frame her, ruining her looks, accusing her of sleeping with another man, and destroying her reputation. Chu Qianli gives a cold 2.4kReads9.3Score483Shelves

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Very nice and funny

73 别 Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关，我穿书一心求死 Unyielding Sweet Potato不屈地瓜Historical491k WordsCompleted [Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine 472Reads—Score—Shelves

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[Epislepsy article + Lezi article + system + infinite time travel + death wish + all worlds] The protagonist won a lottery prize of 100 million, but was forced into an infinite time travel reincarnation. Only a reasonable death can return to the real world. So the protagonist is obsessed with death, but he can't die again and again, and can only keep traveling through various worlds. .

74 穿 After I Transmigrated, the System Made Me Study Nonstop 穿越后系统让我不停学习 Within Its Shelf Life保质期内Ancient Romance329k WordsCompleted [Family transmigration + System + sweet romance] Twenty-six-year-old Gong Ruixue gets into a car accident, just like her parents did a year ago. Before she can even think, she cries out as soon as she opens her eyes, and gets tossed around twice more. When she wakes up for the third time, Gong Ruixue lies motionless, utterly hopeless, wedged between a tree and a rock. And so, in tears, Gong Ruixue earns the title of “the most miserable transmigrator in history.” The good news is that the parents 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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This book is unique and recommended to you. It is really beautiful and the ink is not stained. It is my favorite. I highly recommend it. It is relaxing and fun. The heroine is also sweet [love] [love]

75 联 The League of Legends: I’m Really Not an Expert 联盟之我真不是高人 Fei Yu Wan绯欲丸Sports4.2M WordsCompleted Faker: “Solo-kill Ye Yixiu? You’ve got to be kidding. Who can solo-kill a whole turret?” Theshy: “Brother Xiu, how about we call it even? Let’s farm, okay? Please, stop solo-killing me.” Uzi: “He’s the real world’s best VN!” Shan Niruo: “God Xiu, forever the one true god!” Listening to everyone’s praise, Ye Yixiu glanced at his Silver rank and broke into a cold sweat. Quick question: if people found out that a world champion was actually Silver, would they beat him to death? Asking for a friend. 2kReads7.6Score143Shelves

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This book is about e-sports, it's very beautiful

76 疯 This Is Insane! One Question Made Millions of Students Cry 疯了！一道题难哭亿万学生 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He is elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most twisted question setter in the world! One exam wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, and a single question brought 200,000 students in Huicheng to tears! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions swirling through their head. [What color was Daji's bellyband?] [Did the King of Qin circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise?] [This is a Chinese exam, and 10.8kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves

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Guaranteed to satisfy you

77 武 Beginning My Path to Conquering the World with the Campus Belle 武定乾坤从遇校花开始 Starship Captain星空舰长Urban134k WordsOngoing This novel is mainly a comedy, and the plot may get pretty ridiculous! If you don’t like it, feel free to roast or beat me up. I’m broad-minded and sturdy, so I can take a hit! On Blue Star’s Yanhuang Continent, demons from beyond the heavens are invading! Monsters lurk in the cities, and a vast network for secretly slaughtering humans is quietly spreading. Just as a crisis is about to descend upon humanity, Zou Xiaofeng, living his ordinary urban life, unexpectedly and luckily obtains a System. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Take a look at this book, the author has saved the manuscript, and the chapters are full of humor.

78 我 Slay the Gods 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 1.2MReads9.9Score172.5kShelves

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Sand glyph, tested for poison

82 我 I Was Only Reborn for Revenge, So Why Are the Gods Shaking in Fear? 我只是重生报仇诸神为何瑟瑟发抖 Big Tangerine, Big Fortune大橘大利Fantastical Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Cool, aloof seductress VS domineering female demon] The female demon Chu Qun was reborn. A thousand years had passed, yet her legends still covered the continent. The Saint of the Pill, the world-destroying Marquis Chu Yi, the sword-forging patriarch... They were all her secret identities! In her previous life, her siblings betrayed her. She was torn apart by chariots, and her soul was sealed beneath the abyss. This time, she returned in triumph, slaying prodigies, killing her enemies, and supp 62.7kReads9.6Score9.3kShelves

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Story summary: Story summary: Story summary:

87 报 Reporting to Lord Chen: Your Wife Is Too Frail to Fend for Herself 报告辰爷，夫人她柔弱不能自理 Mu Qingyou慕清幽Modern Romance163k WordsCompleted So hot, so scorching... It felt like her whole body was being roasted over a fire. The discomfort made Bai Youyou's eyes fly open. All she saw was a blazing fire. Her groggy mind cleared in an instant! She quickly realized what was happening. Her mouth fell open. A few seconds later, she couldn't help cursing. Damn it, someone really was roasting her! They had tied her up from head to toe on a wooden pole and suspended her over the fire... What was this, did they think she was a skewer of lamb? 90Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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✨✨Here, look here! ✨✨ Book 1: The heroine starts off like a crab! [Laughing and crying] It turned into a crab with a body as white as jade and porcelain. Male Protagonist: You actually know how to wash clothes?! Crab monster?! Book 2: In order to survive, she tried her best. Big Devil: I kill innocent people indiscriminately [pouts]. Sang Wan Ning: How dare they look directly at your face that shocks all living beings [shocked], they deserve to die [angry]! Until one day, he used his mind-reading ability to hear the woman's voice, "The devil dog [curls], hetui [stares]!" Devil: [What]??? You can never go wrong if you put them together [star]✨✨✨✨✨

91 在 Is It Really So Wrong to Win Over Every Character in an Otome Game? 在乙游里靠无敌攻略角色不过分吧 Xiao You Doesn't Like Fish小侑不爱吃鱼Ancient Romance239k WordsCompleted [Otome game + 1v1 romance + absurd comedy + humor] Zhu Sansan is sent to another world by a System that claims to be an otome game. To clear the game, she has to earn the target's affection. If she refuses to choose, she'll be punished. Her targets watch in disbelief as the girl who, just a second ago, was wondering how many punches Lu Zhishen could take suddenly changes expression at empty air. With tears in her eyes, she gazes at them passionately and says, “Kiss, kiss.” The targets: Zhu Sansa 301Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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Both books are by the same author, super funny

92 残 The Broken Imperial Seal 残玺 Long Chu龙杵Urban900k WordsCompleted “Anger is commonplace, but a smiling man is inscrutable...” Inspired by a hidden chapter of real history, this tells the story of a wild strategic-level scientist’s rise and growth. The premise is fresh, fantastical yet grounded in reality, and encompasses history, the workplace, the military, scientific research, national security, criminal investigation, elaborate schemes, murder, and modern high-stealth espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity aerospace electronic warfare. The ending 4.7kReads8.4Score557Shelves

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This is an unpopular and in-depth article with hacked ratings and high quality. It is a hard-core work for men in science and engineering. There is no golden finger for the time-traveling and rebirth system. It is suitable for old bookworms of both sexes. The subject matter is novel, magical and realistic, the writing is sharp and does not add water, and the funny twists have great stamina. It is full of suspense, brain-burning reasoning, and reveals the secrets of high-tech espionage, hacker warfare, and electronic warfare. After Chapter 10, the thief comes up. If it doesn't look good, come and hit me!

93 别 Don’t Eat Me! I Really Did Transmigrate into a Char Siu Bun, I’m Just a Funny Girl 别吃我！我真是穿成叉烧的搞笑女 Leng LianL冷怜LModern Romance202k WordsCompleted In a nutshell: This is a hilarious, sweet romance about a domineering CEO, with a wildly imaginative premise. The heroine, Ding Haha, prays to the God of Wealth every day to get rich, but a meddling System turns her into char siu instead. By chance, a secret, limited-edition CEO takes her home, and her chaotic romantic life begins. (But… what their everyday life looks like depends on whatever wild idea pops into my head today, so… things may get pretty weird.) 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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Short, quick, funny and sweet article! I laughed until my stomach hurt after more than ten chapters. It's a perfect book to read.

94 无 Infinite Livestream: She's Gorgeous and Plays by Her Own Rules 无限直播：大佬她人美路子野 Cola with Ice阔乐加冰Mystery345k WordsCompleted [Infinite livestream + sweet, satisfying romance with a couple + suspense and mild horror + even the easily frightened can read] What’s it like to transmigrate into a horror livestream novel before you’ve even finished skimming the blurb, and get bound to an infinite-flow System on top of that? Lin Xingqian: Thanks for asking. Just got here, and I’m still alive. Whether it’s a terrifying little town, a haunted house, or a city of desire... Lin Xingqian stays cool as a cucumber, pulling off one o 10.8kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves

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This one~[laughs]

95 刚 I Just Came Back to Life, and I've Died 21 Times Already. Who Can Top That? 刚还阳，21连死，就问还有谁？ Let the Goofball Fly让沙雕起飞Modern Romance318k WordsCompleted (A silly, wild imagination, everyone's favorite, no romance, lots of twists.) Mi Le has only just returned to life and entered someone else's womb when she loses 21 little lives in a row, only to be blasted right out of her mother's body! The grandmother who adopts her is a mysterious tomb guardian, and she leaves Mi Le to be raised by ghosts from the time she's little. After Grandma passes away peacefully in her sleep, she leaves Mi Le an inheritance of three hundred yuan in large bills... Clut 1.5kReads8.7Score358Shelves

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Here it comes~ Amway's new book has no CP text. The author's imagination is a bit too big. I seriously suspect that the author is thinking of some very dangerous things! The heroine was just a fetus, but she lost 21 lives in her mother's belly. After that, she was knocked out of the mother's body [laughing][laughing][laughing]

96 重 Reborn: The Demon Sect Young Master Says, Wife, Go Easy on Me 重生：魔教少主之娘子轻点揍 Autumn Scenery Inspires Joy秋色有佳兴Eastern Fantasy165k WordsOngoing [Nonsensical Comedy + Passionate Battles + One Heroine + No System + Hilarious Food + Fun Wordplay + Bickering Couple] Li Baiwei used to be a lowly internet cafe attendant. One day, he woke up in another world as the young master of the Demon Cult. He made his debut with a plate of [Nine-Turn Large Intestines], stunning Lin'an. “Pan Zi, the waters run too deep in the Embroidered Uniform Guard. You can't handle them,” the Lin'an governor said to Pan Zi. Li Baiwei looked at the celestial-realm gre 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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Funny, lighthearted and humorous

97 回 Back to the Qin Dynasty as Shennong 回到秦朝当神农 Sea Rice海米Historical140k WordsCompleted [Romance + Comedy + Adventure + Xuanhuan + Farming] In the real world, Chen Hai was a lowly wage worker. After transmigrating, he somehow became Shennong, revered by all the people? Everything seems perfectly reasonable, yet somehow it isn't. And behind that seeming reason lies something worth pondering. The wonders of the world are so intricately arranged. Is this really all the result of natural evolution? He accidentally discovers ruins left behind by aliens. This earth-shattering discover —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Easy and funny.

98 快 Quick Transmigration: The Witch Plays the Villainess 快穿：当女巫拿了恶毒女配剧本 Si Mao司茂Modern Romance415k WordsCompleted (Reading guide: One-on-one romance, both leads are inexperienced, not your traditional feel-good romance) [Versatile, quirky heroine who can be sweet or sassy & cold, aloof, scheming hero] Su Fei was once the “evil” witch vilified in a fairy-tale world. Though blessed with awe-inspiring magical powers, she was despised because of society’s prejudice. Having witnessed all the hypocrisy and ugliness in the world, she decided to unleash her full power and destroy it. But then she sneezed and, hey, 93Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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Society, my sister Fei

99 假 How Could This Silly Fake Heiress Possibly Be the Villain? 假千金如此沙雕，怎么可能是反派 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 19.9kReads9.5Score2.6kShelves

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Very, very good-looking, so funny